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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

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Thu, 14 Nov 2024

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Conan chats with Rusty from Mumbai about living in the city with spinal muscular atrophy, ideas for his YouTube channel, and why his dad is both the best and worst wingman. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.

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Chapter 1: Who is Rusty and what is his story?

557.001 - 574.511 Rusty Irani

Yep, and then, like, you know, somebody with, like, a sign language interpreter going with a deaf guy for a singing competition, and the interpreter does the singing, but the guy who's actually deaf and mute gets to win the prize because, you know, well, they're, like... So you're just sitting around thinking of this stuff.

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575.171 - 592.659 Rusty Irani

Yeah, I think about... I wake up at night thinking, what if it's the next zombie apocalypse and I'm on a wheelchair and I turn into a zombie? I wouldn't be able to operate my wheelchair, like, you know? I mean, I think about these things. I think about going to a bar and like, you know, going way over the limit and I don't have a designated driver for my wheelchair.

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593.14 - 609.565 Rusty Irani

Like, you know, how does that work? Like, you know. So you're suggesting. And to be honest, like, you know, I go to like a pharmacy in the U.S. Here it's all over the counter prescription. I go to a pharmacy in the U.S. The first thing they hand me is like a pill. like a bottle full of pills and it says, don't operate heavy machinery. I'm always operating heavy machinery.

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609.605 - 619.908 Rusty Irani

Like, you know, what are you supposed to do? You know, it's shit like that. Like, you know, it's funny. It's, it's, I want people to laugh at the disabled and not in a bad way. You know, it's, it's, I think you want them to laugh.

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619.968 - 621.689 Co-host/Guest

You want them to laugh with the disabled.

621.729 - 622.809 Rusty Irani

Yeah, absolutely.

632.813 - 641.419 Co-host/Guest

I'm curious, you said that you spend a lot of time, obviously, you're very well-versed in cinema. What about video games? Do you like video games?

641.879 - 663.197 Rusty Irani

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I grew up on video games. Like I said, if you are on a wheelchair, there's not a lot of outdoorsy stuff that you can do, though I gave it a shot. But yeah, video games were introduced to me at a very young age from the old Atari system, playing Pong with that big joystick thingy. You know, then moving on to like knockoffs, we didn't get like American game consoles.

663.357 - 666.881 Co-host/Guest

They have ripoffs of popular video games in India.

Chapter 2: What challenges does Rusty face living with spinal muscular atrophy?

1068.28 - 1074.742 Co-host/Guest

They said more people typed in than what they did. I guess they just typed in. I want to see a dick. And then I popped up.

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1074.762 - 1083.505 Rusty Irani

No, no, no, no. It wasn't like that. The first guy I saw was the late great Joel Goddard with like a young Korean guy by his side. Oh, my God.

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1083.525 - 1083.805 Co-host/Guest

He was.

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1084.086 - 1084.546 Rusty Irani

Oh, yeah.

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1085.266 - 1087.287 Co-host/Guest

He was awesome. I think Joel Goddard's still alive.

1087.967 - 1088.647 Sona Movsesian

I think he is.

1088.807 - 1090.328 Co-host/Guest

Yeah, Joel Goddard's still alive.

1090.348 - 1091.068 Sona Movsesian

I think he is.

1091.088 - 1099.714 Co-host/Guest

Let's not get it out there that he's dead because they might try and bury him. Okay. The late, the great, great dual god. Yeah. Yeah. He's still alive.

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