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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand

Thu, 06 Mar 2025

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We've got a special episode for you today! We’re trying to get one more shot, for a guy who is desperate to win back the woman who dumped him, in one of the most brutal ways we’ve ever heard. It's a brand new "Say Yes To The Ex!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: What is the latest trending pizza flavor?

00:00 - 00:23 Narrator

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00:23 - 00:29 Narrator

Don't miss the flavor everyone's talking about and grab Cauliflower's Dill Pickle Pizza. Now available at Whole Foods Market.

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Chapter 2: Who is Eric Andre and what is his podcast about?

00:30 - 00:44 Eric Andre

Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Eric Andre. I made a podcast called Bombing about absolutely tanking on stage. I tell gnarly stories, and I talk to friends about their worst moments of bombing in all sorts of ways. Bombing on stage, bombing in public, bombing in life.

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00:44 - 01:01 Eric Andre

I want to know what's the worst way they've ever bombed, or have they ever performed way too drunk or high, or was there ever a time where they thought they were going to crush, and they stunk it up? Listen to Bombing with Eric Andre on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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01:02 - 01:17 Gabe Lenners

Bombing with Eric Andre. What would you do if mysterious drones appeared over your hometown? I started asking questions. What do you remember happening on that night of December 16th?

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01:17 - 01:23 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was peering in each window of our home.

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00:00 - 00:00 Gabe Lenners

I'm Gabe Lenners from Imagine, iHeart Podcasts, and Lenners Entertainment. Listen to Obscura, Invasion of the Drones, wherever you get your favorite podcasts.

00:00 - 00:00 Narrator

45 years ago, a Virginia soul band called the Edge of Daybreak recorded their debut album, Behind Bars. Record collectors consider it a masterpiece. The band's surviving members are long out of prison, but they say they have some unfinished business. The Edge of Daybreak, Eyes of Love, was supposed to have been followed up by another album.

Chapter 3: What is 'Say Yes To The Ex' and who are Brooke and Jeffrey?

01:59 - 02:05 Narrator

Listen to Soul Incarcerated on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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02:07 - 02:27 Jeffrey

Hey, we got a special treat for you today. Welcome to the Second Date Update podcast. It is, of course, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And we asked you yesterday, I did a poll on Spotify. Sorry, it's the only, you know, podcast. Platform we can do polls on. Yes, yes, thank you, Alexis. And asked, say yes to the ex is a special episode where we help a listener attempt to get back with their ex.

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02:27 - 02:33 Jeffrey

Would you like to hear it on this pod? Two options, yes, post that drama, or nah, second date's only here.

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02:33 - 02:35 Alexis

Yeah, okay.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

I feel like we need a drum roll, but I don't have one. No, we really do listen to what you want to hear so we're gonna give you a Little special treat today with a brand new say yes to the X awesome sit back enjoy pretty soon They're gonna like the whole entire show

00:00 - 00:00 Alexis

Be careful, be careful.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

And let us know in the comments if you like this type of content. So we'd love to hear your feedback, good or bad, if you're not too mean. All right, show starts now.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

Do you believe in second chances? A second chance to pass that driver's test?

00:00 - 00:00 Alexis

Ooh.

Chapter 4: Why does Landon want a second chance with his ex?

03:44 - 03:46 Alexis

Just swat, I think, for security.

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03:46 - 04:12 Brooke

Good things happen when you get a second chance, and today we're hoping for a second chance at love. trying to get one more shot for a guy who's desperate to win back the woman who dumped him. And it's kind of crazy because the way that she ended things was one of the most brutal stories that I think we've ever heard on this show. Still, he says he's willing to risk it all for one more chance.

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04:13 - 04:42 Brooke

And it's going to come up. We'll see if it pays off in a brand new Say Yes to the X right after this. JLo and Ben Affleck, Prince William and Kate Middleton, Nick Cannon and baby mamas number four and seven. Just a few examples of couples who dated and broke up only to get back together years later because they realized, oh my God, I think maybe they were the one.

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04:42 - 04:47 Jeffrey

Was it four and seven he went back to? I thought it was three and five.

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00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

Which one's Mariah? It's a little messy there. But the point is, you never know until you try. And if you have an ex that you look back on and think, oh, did I make a mistake by letting them go? We created this segment called Say Yes to the Ex. So that we can reach out and see if there's a chance if they want to give it one more shot.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Dang.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

And it was really intended for long lost loves to reunite.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Yeah.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

I'm not really sure if today's caller Landon falls into that category.

Chapter 5: What were the reasons Landon's ex broke up with him?

06:15 - 06:29 Landon

Um, well, there are reasons, you know, which we can get into. But I'll just say, like, I've been pretty miserable ever since. And she didn't tell me in person. She did. She did let me know via, you know, words on a page.

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06:29 - 06:31 Jeffrey

Oh, she dumped you. Okay.

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06:31 - 06:31 Brooke

Yeah.

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06:32 - 06:33 Jeffrey

Okay. What?

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00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

I was wondering why you were, like, having trouble coming out with it. Clearly, it's still pretty raw if it only happened six weeks ago.

00:00 - 00:00 Landon

I mean, look, it was some stuff that I didn't necessarily agree with, but she had her reasons.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Okay. And so she wrote you what sounds like a letter, I'm guessing. Did you guys talk in person ever?

00:00 - 00:00 Landon

Well, it was a note on my door, actually.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

She broke up with you via door note?

Chapter 6: Will Landon and Jessica reconcile?

09:15 - 09:18 Landon

Yeah, let's cell phone it up. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

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09:18 - 09:35 Landon

you guys see what i'm talking about like that's really nitpicky like that's not a reason to break up with someone even if it's a little annoying or weird right it sounds kind of like an excuse but yeah so what else were they all like that yeah i mean i think they're all like that i mean the next one she says is you thought you were tough enough to stare at a solar eclipse

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09:39 - 09:41 Jeffrey

Are you blind right now, or can you see?

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09:41 - 09:54 Landon

No, I can see. It was a little blurry for, like, a day, but... How often does a solar eclipse happen? Like, I didn't... Okay, yes, I also thought, like, it'd be cool to, like, look at the sun, but I... Those are all questionable things.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Yeah. Yeah.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

At the same time, what? Are women going to dump a guy every time they do something a little bit stupid to prove their masculinity?

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

If they add up enough of them, yeah. If they add up enough. But one or two, no men would ever have a relationship. I mean, how many pages do we have here?

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

Yeah, totally. Maybe do you have like a last one for us, Landon? Um, sure.

00:00 - 00:00 Landon

I can give you one last one.

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