Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Fri, 11 Apr 2025
YERRR Schulz's Mom is a Leafs fan apparently, we find out who is an organ donor, the guys learn about American history and find out who is to blame, the viral Ruby Franke story gets broken down, the genius behind White Lotus is revealed, and the debate about Tesla being burnt down is had. All that and more on this week's episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE 0:00 Schulz's mom is a Leafs fans 2:08 Alexx Tennis obsession + Giving blood 10:34 The US government did some WILD things 20:18 Why do we trust Italians? 23:17 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXX + We'll never know 25:46 Weird transition to Mark's baby 27:28 "We can park here" + Uber's so expensive 33:13 Persian Tire Change + Car Rentals are LIARS 36:53 The US has Extreme Gullibility & Religiosity 57:00 Ruby Franke story is wild + Parenting Advice 1:11:54 Jonathan Majors "aggressing" + Wild justifications 1:23:58 George the Messiah v Brian Scalabrine + March Madness 1:36:48 Using Down Syndrome filter for OnlyFans? 1:43:35 White Lotus Allegory, Catch-up & Theories 2:03:13 Emily in Paris predicted Life + Foreshadowing 2:05:55 Austin profile raised by Joe Rogan 2:07:26 UMG calls out Drake + Can Drake win? 2:13:38 Billboard's new rules + The streaming business 2:23:10 If Drake does half-time World Cup show... 2:24:11 JFK Files released 2:26:26 Violence v Tesla - is this terrorism? 2:34:18 Boston Tea party - terrorism, vandalism or revolution? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why is Schulz's mom a Leafs fan?
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. It's been brought to my attention by the internet, the glorious internet, that my mom was caught outside of a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game recently. Take it away.
I'm really sorry. I came all the way from Scotland. I thought the Leafs were going to win. Two games they lost. It must have been the fact that the guys were so overwhelmed at the size of my massive... They lost concentration. I am sorry. They let me sit on the bench. That's why they lost tonight. They were overcome by Scottish pheromones. They didn't know what they were doing.
That's great.
That's so good. They let her sit on the bench? I never understood where you got your confidence until that clip. Now it all makes sense.
They might be the most confident people. Maybe they just don't give a... Are Scottish women known for having huge tits? Two for two. I know.
Most of the women... My Aunt Edith, rest in peace, had huge tits. She looked like Gru. She was like... All upper body. It was just this massive upper body. But a lot of them start to get fat, and then their belly and tits become this one thing. It's just like someone put a square on top of their hips.
Yes! They had to keep them fucking Romans out somehow.
Oh, that's fire, dude.
Oh, man, this girl is awesome.
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Chapter 2: How did American history surprise the hosts?
Oh, okay.
They'll call you the opposite of what you are.
I knew a Gordo.
Yeah. We have like a family name in India. So my cousin, they just call him Golu, which just means round. Just means round. That's just what's called. That's your name to everybody.
I mean, so then eventually you become like 45 years old and you've been a fat piece of shit your whole life. And you learn how to be funny about it and endearing, and then you just take over the internet. So shout out you, miss. Shout out you, okay?
I was playing tennis with the number one 14-year-old in DR, and she's like a little darker-skinned Dominican, and they're like, hey, nega, nega, nega. Oh, yeah. That's her name. She beat your ass, didn't she?
Oh, of course. She was nice. 14 years old, bussing everybody. That dude really coming up on tennis, huh? Yeah, dude. Give him some time. You guys got that quick. What'd they call you out there?
Shitty. I really was the weakest link out there. It humbled me quite a bit.
Do you have a tennis ball on your nail? I do. Oh, wow. Tennis ball on the nail. You know what, dude?
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Chapter 3: What is the Ruby Franke story?
Let me check. That freaks me out. I said no.
Yeah, I think I said no. Y'all said no? I think I said no.
Yeah, I think I said no.
Because if you believe in the afterlife, you don't need organs. It's a soul. Yeah, but my idea of the afterlife is that I got what I got. I'm going to be whatever I need.
Your shoulder still hurts in the afterlife? How do I tell? Oh, yeah. They don't even have it anymore. Wow, you're an organ donor. No, no, no. You got to take that off. They took it off the New York license. Class D. What is that? You're not class D. Oh, that's just not there. Oh, shit.
Al thought he was an organ donor and they took it off his license. No, no, no.
It used to say organ donor or not. Now it just says donor or not. Like, I just got the little heart there. Do you have a New York license? No, I got the Texas, but I'm sure it's the same shit. Yeah. I don't think I'm a donor.
I don't think it's true. I don't think you're a donor either.
My mom told me not to do it.
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Chapter 4: How reliable is parenting advice on YouTube?
And, like, she's just a daughter who's, to me, just an adorable girl. But she wears glasses. And I know how this fucking internet thing works. We all know how the comment section works. Mm-hmm. My wife was watching it and I was getting like fucking furious before she got, Jasleen got on TikTok. And she was like, why are you so angry?
And I was like, dog, this girl is going to start seeing negative comments. She's a fucking baby. This is going to fuck her up mentally. She has no consent in this. Why are you putting her on fucking video? Do you care about your kids at all? Or are you just so fucking talentless that you'll do whatever it takes to get a few views? I was like livid about it.
The Ruby thing is crazy because she's forcing the kids to do stuff. She's like, hey, act sad. Hey, be sad in this one. And the kid's like, mom, I don't really want to do this.
Yeah. I think larger conversation, all them fucking parent vloggers. If your kid is a center of a video, your account should be banned. Well, did you see what happened?
Also, it's child labor.
Yeah. California is legislated against this. California right now just started a law where if your child is 60% of your content, you have to put away a certain amount of money for them. 30% of income.
I like that.
And there's a bunch of people who are leaving California being like, guys, we just don't like the lifestyle here. Like we're going to Tennessee. We're going to Texas. We had mold in the house or whatever these like sort of excuses are. But it's just so that they can enslave their children and make content. I don't know the full details.
That shit is so gross.
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