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Appearances
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Yeah. In the beginning, in the beginning, it looked a little hopping. Well, Charlamagne put the fucking pressure on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
No, but it was crazy. He came in with a jersey, cornrows and stuff like that, and then he switched it up real quick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I had fun. What'd you do? Family also in Philly. You were both in Philly? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
You made an effort. Yeah. But you didn't end up doing it. We endeavored. I didn't know he was there the whole time. I didn't hit him until yesterday.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
My mom refuses to get in my Tesla. Why? She's anti. She's liberal, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
She goes to, like, protests now. No way. Oh, she's bored, bro. Yeah. Oh, that's wild. But I like it. She's made some friends.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
He was like, you Christians looking shaky in the light.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
That's what you are. I'm saying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
That is the most disrespectful thing she could do to him. So it's like, I like that. Oh, that's a good point. He don't get nothing out of it. Oh, because he could dominate him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
It's done.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
In front of everyone is crazy. And they got like the logs that you just light this and then it just starts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Are you building a bunker too? Say again? Are you going to build a bunker? I wouldn't tell you if I was.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Wikipedia everything you do before you do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
That makes sense. It checks out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Why does it have to be clean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
They still throwing missiles?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Wir machen eine kulinarische Reise.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I mean, if they did that to you, they wouldn't get access either. You don't remember your password.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
But that's on them. Call my mom. So maybe it's that. Don't choose me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
and then they're sending money to other people and now you would know the nefarious things that people are doing with their money i mean that but like to steel man it'd just be like yeah it's a security risk i don't want people knowing that i just got paid five million dollars in you know bitcoin and they have my name they can find my address got it so i'm pretty sure you have your own wallet information so if you wanted to disclose that you can to try to track shit but for all the people trying to do illegal shit they're like okay i want to get away with this shit so
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Is it fucked up I have zero sympathy for kidnapping crypto billionaires? Tell me, tell me, tell me. I don't know. I just don't feel bad about it. They like gambled. They made a lot of money gambling. It's like, eh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Now that Bitcoin's at an all-time high. Oh, I didn't make any money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
It's rated. I gotta push back on that. It is rated. This is the guy who complains about Manhattan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I think we're relying on three too much. Cat needs to take his zesty ass to the hole. Son. He just got a drive ball.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Yeah, I've heard this. In NBA history?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
He is the greatest. And I just said, he should stop shooting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I stopped watching. Did you leave before?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I was watching on TV.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
And with Brunson, I feel like they got his handle down where it's like they know when he's going to do his behind-the-back move. They've been picking it from him quite a bit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
How much? You just said 100%. I put a hefty amount. 100% could be life savings. That could be. I got a child, bro. So you're not feeling 100% there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Yeah, yeah, I know. It makes no difference.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I feel like he had the chip on his shoulder for the LA series. And then after that, he's good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
They don't do this with NBA. You don't got to bring girls.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
But I'm saying...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
You know what's funny? They're already having them do the fucking walk-in dressed in barely anything. That's enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
It's like white people dancing. It's like one, one, two, three.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Yeah, basically. I do dress very lesbian. She's beautiful. Yeah, come on now. She's beautiful. And great for the league. She knows how to walk.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Yeah, we don't disrespect wives. We only disrespect bitches. Come on. The girlfriends, they bitches. Damn, Al. Damn. The way you say it, even.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Oh, man. Sorry, Cassie.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Talk therapy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I want to give a little pushback. Please, please. I think there's the place for both of the styles of interviews. Yeah. Like, I like the way Rogan does—because his is, like, he's curious.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
But, like, if you go with a journalist who's done their research, if it feels genuine, as long as they're not just, like, trying to have a moment, like, if that's what her views are and maybe most of the people who watch this channel, they share similar views— I think it's actually good to have the interview from that point of view and then have the person there who can rebut it. It means more.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Like I watched that interview. I was like, oh, wow, this is good because this girl went in a little bit narrow minded and Tim was able to debunk all those.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
It's the no power slap. Yeah. I got it plenty times.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
But no disrespect, is that anything different than what Club Shay Shay does?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
God damn, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Power slap is a good league. I would take open head slap over punch any day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
And to give her a little grace, maybe she just heard what you said. And now it's like, oh, I'm assuming that people are being told this is the comedy we perform here. Because I hear that a lot of young comics will perform here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Let's talk about this. Optically, it looked like that during the election.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Or good parenting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
You got to retract that interview. But that's for some corrections. But isn't that interesting?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Narratives go fly and it is what it is. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
If you're a politician, if you don't go speak everywhere, I don't trust you. You got something to hide.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
That's true, but the party in power is still blaming the party that's no longer in power for everything going wrong.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
What were you going to say, Al? I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying I don't think all people intended to put themselves out there in that way. Some people really like journalism, like media. It used to stand for something. I do feel there are people that went to school, went to journalism school, and it's like, yo, I want to get the truth out there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I want to spread the message, but I don't care about being the face of it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I can think another option would be maybe that's coming from a place of their losing power. Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Can't have no other dude's voice in a room.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
We need Doge, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
They need Doge. India would never. If they're going to do it anyway, might as well make some money off it. Fair, I guess.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
See, that's amazing. They make everybody do that for Hollywood, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Come on now. Why just me? Because it's just you. Well, talk about y'all wives in the beginning.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's a tongue. That's a tongue. Y'all going crazy. You going crazy. No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
This motherfucker looked like a Neanderthal the last three weeks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
He was on here every single week. He just left his kid, bro. Pull it up. This shit is so funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
He's trying to cut. He's trying to cut. He's like, I got 13 of these little motherfuckers.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, he's trying to make more of them. That is wild. Look at the kid. Look how far back the kid is, dog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But you are talking about your wives.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think you just put the shit in their mouth. They don't know. That's what you think. Just wait. Anyway, you're going to have some babies. I like the choice he made with him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yep. Shoes off.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. Everybody's getting exposed today. This episode is taking the best part. He just said I'm wearing thin socks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think he's six foot. I didn't pick up on it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, I'm not happy that she's cheated, but I'm like, yeah, rearrange some IUDs. I like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
People were mad at the mayor that she was in Ghana. Yeah. You see that? Yeah, yeah. Wait, I think she left before the fires. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Religious people believe in demons. Dove believes in demons. Let the record show. You're a religious Jew. You go to synagogue every day, and according to Jewish religion, you have to believe that there's good and evil. And that the evils are demons. Sure.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Like she was there already. Which, just what a fucking stressful.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
so hold on she's just backing up into the nespresso every morning yeah well it's put into like a like a canteen oh she doesn't go right from the tap she doesn't just you gotta cool down you gotta cool down make a room temp and then put it in the in the little little container and then tube it up got it she doesn't go for ice coffee you know refreshing okay
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, what is LA's relationship with Ghana? Like, why do they need, like, good... She want to go to Ghana.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
She want the government to pay for it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's the place to go in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
People do this to Ted Cruz when he left to go to Cancun. I hate him still to this day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
But have you ever had to cancel a family vacation? And you know how stressful it is? Like, think about also his perspective, like having to tell your wife and kids, like, hey, we're not going to Cancun.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Why is he politicizing this, bro? It's right there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
In and out. There wasn't like a mayor of Cancun getting inaugurated or something? It might have been political. He might have been going to see Bad Bunny or something. I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's your city, literally. What if she just sprinted? What if she just got off the plane and just full sprint?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
She better pick up the speed. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
then it'd be fine i don't even understand like they interviewed her and she was just like dude no dad's silent looking down it's crazy what do you want to say what do you what is she supposed to like let her have her prepared answers you had a whole fucking international flight to prepare answers it's too much yeah you just made him sick again so what ends up happening well did you see the reservoir wasn't filled up
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That's the funniest lady in the world. That woman runs the PTA like it's the Marines. She goes, Governor Newsom, you need to call the president. Where's Biden? And she's like, he's like, I'm going to call him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I love it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Bro, she's demanding to talk to the president of the United States.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
No. Oh, yeah. The jet fuel, it can't melt them. So people think it controls demolition. Is that what you're talking about? I just fucking hate them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
No, smell me. Smell me. Smell me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It was white when I bought it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Mark's maple rub, bro. That's what I do. I got you. That's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
We're going to sell that. Sell that shit to CBS, bro. You saw Trump release the official audio of what the conversation was.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
He's just eyeing her down, bro. Come on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
There's certainly a follow-up question. And I thought everyone had follow-up questions.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's funny. Nah, it's fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's the best.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Do you see old Bush tapping up his boy? Oh, that was sick, dude. This one right here, this is the funniest thing. What do you mean? Just frat star W just walking in, seeing his homie. Barack? Yeah, right here. What's that play?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That's exactly what it was. He said it. Like, they had just been hanging out. He did.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
What? Buying TikTok? Nope. After being president and just hanging with the other presidents, being like, yo, that shit was fucking good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That would be the most fun part.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Hannah Burnham shouts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
We need to validate you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
The president knows as much as us. There you go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, literally. Yes. That's where this convo came from. Because I was talking to a guy that was telling me about aliens. And I was like, yo, maybe, dude. They're so convicted when they're telling me about aliens.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Had enough. Yes, the president doesn't know all the stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And even that's getting mitigated. Have you seen that AI app? You can just take a picture of a sign. It tells you if you can park there. That's how lazy we've gotten. What?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
There's an app. People don't want to read a sign, so they just take a picture of it, and then the app's like, no, you can't park there. What do you mean, don't want to? We read it, but it's incredibly convoluted.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That is a good point. That is a good point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I'm not so good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, I agree.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That's why LA's on fire.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You can lose that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You're like, I don't believe that. So I watched Wicked, and I was like, eh, I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
He sucks at that. I disagree with you. I don't think they tell him the historical files. I think they just tell him what's going on right now. They say, hey, Russia's trying to kill everybody. Yeah. That's what you got to know. And he goes, what about JFK? And they go, why are you bringing up bullshit? But what about Pearl Harbor? Did that even happen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I mean that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah. And thanks for not coughing into your hands. That genuinely bugs me. If I see someone sneezing their hands. You need to shut up about hygiene right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You guys are a fucking nerd. No, I'm not contagious because if I smell.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, I mean, that's a myth, for the record. That is absolutely a propaganda tool done by a capitalist America. Yes. By the Resnicks? By the fucking Resnicks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
No. I use natural. I use nat. I take the essential oils and shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Nah, that's crazy. Everyone wants a natural woman, so they go full natch, and then you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You see a girl with a BBL and fucking huge tits, and everyone's like, oh, I want a natural girl. They haven't figured the BBLs out, but the rest of the shit they figured out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
BBL Baby's a hip-hop song by Kash Patek. I feel like that's the CIA director. Yeah, that's what I thought, too. No, it's a mini BBL. That's what they call them in the biz. I mean, I can see how Al fucked that up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I sometimes don't think it's a surgeon, bro. I think it's girls going, give me the fattest thing possible. Oh, so it's their decisions. I think it's user error a little bit. Really?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Anyway. Okay, so. I give a little bit of a leash. Yeah. Okay, but then some things, like Flat Earth, that's not true. But you would give a leash to believe it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That's some scumbag shit right there. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, that's the whole back surgery thing with Mangione. What happened with him? It was like, apparently there's like a back surgery racket that's going on. Okay. Where like the saying is like, the first back surgery is unnecessary, but the second one is necessary. And why is that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And that like they're over prescribing medical intervention on back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You've got to start in your family. I feel like you know so many doctors. Yeah, why are you going to a non- Stop going outsourced.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Keep it in networks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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In networks. Or right out of college.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Exactly. Because?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because? Because. No, you look into it. You say, okay, the light can't go through the hole. Didn't even look into it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But when you're in an airplane, you look out and you go, it seems flat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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around not flat at all I agree but you think that it's flat it's not flat it could be you give a leash to the idea that it's flat well it is measurably flat in our existence on the earth the glass is thick on the airplane so it makes it look round from our POV on the plane I get it it's experientially flat but it's not actually flat in actuality that's true
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Keep the aluminum off your lymph nodes, all right? Stop using all these chemicals. Do a coffee enema once or six times a day, and you'll be fine, all right? Big medicine doesn't want you to know about the coffee enema, okay? Detox your colon. What about you holding a laptop on your balls for the last four years? Not on my balls. I keep it intentionally off my sack, and I also don't ride that low.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I stay pretty much perched the whole time. I am. It's true. I am a little Kiwi. Does she do it in the tub? Like where? I'm trying to understand. The shower, I think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Standing in the doo-doo. I mean, I think it's a laying down thing. Oh, goodness. I think it's laying down. I'm not sure.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like cleaning out a Jeep. You got to be on the hill and then kind of just let it all move out. This is wild, dude. I haven't asked. I haven't looked. I mean, we can look into it. I've been tagged in so many fucking Instagram posts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You got to waffle stomp a little bit, probably. Oh, my God, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He did as much as he could.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Look, we're biohacking. He prepared... She got a French roast. Yeah. This is crazy. You can pick the one you want. Okay. You do the French press. Pour over. Yeah, exactly. And then you get this little tube here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That part seems fun. You don't have to say that part.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I've never asked. I don't know the nature of her GI.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I genuinely don't. It doesn't get discussed in the home. Has she ever tried just drinking coffee? Like, that's pretty effective.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If the issue is constipation. Yeah. I mean, she does do that. Yeah. I think she's taking it both ways.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm just saying, runs in a family, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wait, how'd you find out? I just saw a giant bag in the shower. So you asked her about it? No, I asked one of my siblings. I was like, yo, what is that bag? And they're like, oh, coffee enema. And I said, all right, well, I guess we'll never talk about that until I'm on the podcast. I'll just keep that a family secret until a million people watch it. And here we are. Yo, I love this shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She makes sounds like... No! Why?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I agree with you. You never... begrudgingly and unfortunately mom i agree with you fully okay i've never tried one for the pod dude they can help relieve constipation they can detox bacteria parasites and heavy metals they can boost immunity and also there's no scientific evidence that the port these all right Anti-aging also. There's a whole bunch of benefits. Coffee enema, huh? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm just saying, look into it. Your guys' families are getting over-prescribed by the medical industry.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She's definitely got to hear these feelings. They should do that as a therapy. Everyone gets shit-faced and then they can really start talking. Yeah. Right? Every therapy I've ever been in is fully sober. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How do you feel? You don't go loose to therapy? No, I should. Oh, I always. I'm always.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Those therapy sessions are mad short. I remember I went to one and they're like, all right, it's an hour long sesh. And they go, well, technically it's 50 minutes. And then the first eight minutes is how are you doing? Yeah. And the last five minutes is debrief. So you got 30 minutes to unpack your entire life trauma.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, I think people also kind of do that on purpose. They see the clock's running out and they're like, all right, let me just dump some shit and then keep it moving. Hell yeah. And so they just get it all out and they're like, yeah, I talked about it. But then they don't actually work on it and then they keep it pushing. Sounds like that's what you do. Of course.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You got to just dump right at the end.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So you tried to kill yourself? You're like, maybe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I was drunk. I don't even remember saying it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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a patient with back pain that killed a guy yeah as a ceo we're gonna know wait a second sounds familiar but yeah i also don't believe that anytime a doctor's like oh i have a patient that's just like a comic being like well today i'm like oh that's there today i was walking down really really
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's actually brilliant.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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For shits and gays! That's too pers, because then she's gonna be like, oh, you're talking about me. Hopefully she never watches the fucking pod. Well, now she will. It's going to come back to us.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Put it by your mic. I just had a question, okay? I'm here with some of my friends, right? And by no means do you have to talk about this. Hi, Mrs. Gagnon. Hi. Hi, Mrs. Gagnon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You don't have to talk about this if you wouldn't like to.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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These guys don't believe in the benefits of coffee enemas, and I said, oh, no, I think there are a lot of benefits, and I wanted to ask you, are there any benefits of coffee enemas if you're willing to talk about it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Detoxes your liver, increases glutathione. Good things.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So people have been doing this for 60, 70 years, maybe even longer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, I thought they were arson.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Not new at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's what I'm talking about. We knew you wouldn't be embarrassed about that. I thought you'd be embarrassed to talk about it, Mom.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, that is also true. By the Resnicks. And BlackRock. And BlackRock also. Okay. Agash was really caught up about this. I was really. I mean, I'm the real victim, dude. And I got the flu, dude. Can't catch a break this week, dude. Dude, what is this? Why, God? Why?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is not a true story.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We all did it together. Yes. I think we should all do it. Like a hookah. We get eight of them lined up. We just fucking let it rip, dude. Octopus. That'd be fire. See, we're going to get so fucking healthy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You don't inhale a cigar. You just put it in your mouth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I've never actually done a hookah. I've never been like, oh, let's all sit and do it. We did in Morocco. Follow us. But it's like, I feel like it wasn't like... Why don't you take back what you just said? Yeah, I know, you just... Why don't you start... Your mom was right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro, they said you look like the shrugging head guy from Beetlejuice.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You did say that out loud. Because in my mind, I'm like, I didn't like sit down and be like, oh, I'm going to chief this hookah. I like hit it one time. I was like, this is weird. I never like enjoyed it, I guess. That's probably more accurate to say. I didn't cheat on you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, exactly. I was reluctantly having sex with this model. I didn't want this. But yeah, I don't know. You don't get uncomfortable lying. You say a lie and you feel like, ugh. And then it just ruminates in your head forever. And then you're like, I should call my friends in high school and be like, hey man, that actually wasn't true. No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm like, I got this call, Charlamagne.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like I'll do that sometimes and then I regret doing it almost every time. It's like I'll just lie to keep the combo going. People will be like, oh, have you seen this movie? And I'll be like, yeah. And then they'll talk about it at length with me and I'm like faking the combo. And then an hour later I'll call and be like, by the way, I never saw that movie. I'm sorry that I even said that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I thought you were going to go somewhere else and I just said yes and then I regret it. And I wish I could have just been like, no, I haven't seen it. Tell me about it. And it would have made life so much easier. But instead I was like, yeah, I've seen it. Sure. Whatever makes this move faster.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're right. You're right. I won't cross that. Yeah. But omission. I'll do that sometimes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Shockingly works out. This was like a year ago. But there was a spot. It was super far away. It was like a show I didn't want to do. Yeah. And it was super late and it was cold. And I was like, I don't feel like doing this. And the dude was like, hey, man, you're going to be here in like an hour or something. I was like... My bike broke. No, I can't say that. I was like, I got, I slipped. Nah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I was like thinking of all these justifications. I just hit him. I was like, Hey man, I'm just exhausted. I just can't. And he goes, yeah, no, it's totally fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro. At one point, five of us were standing up on the pole singing Hamilton.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They didn't know what to do. They didn't know what to do. How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scotsman drop in the middle of the fucking... It was like 30 minutes of this. And they were just sitting there like, do we leave? Like, are we getting paid?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro, that's so embarrassing. And then I was DJing, and we got the vibe back. I was playing just regular rap music, and the vibe was sick. And then 10 minutes in, I just went right back to Hamilton, and one of the girls just left.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You hit that, by the way. Thank you, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But isn't it so much better to tell the truth and then it's fine? And if you don't want to tell the truth, then maybe what you're doing you shouldn't do. So you just stay in front of it and everything works out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Can I have a mission? But you could just be like, hey, I'm super exhausted right now. Can I call you back tomorrow? That's a lie. Wait, why?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Why not? Don't pick up the phone.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, just any time I'm coming home. Yo. And it's so dumb because I do it every time. Yeah. She goes, hey, what time are you coming home? And then I know she wants me to be home at like 7. So I'll be like, oh, yeah, I'll be home at like, you know, 6, 45, 7. And then I walk in the door at 8.30. And she goes, where were you? And I was like, I just lied to you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And she goes, well, why didn't you tell me the truth? I wouldn't have cared. I just wanted to know what time you were going to be home. And I go, I like to lie. I don't know. I'm a liar. I couldn't help it. I don't trust you with the truth that I'm having fun for a little bit longer without you. Every time. And I just do it and she goes, I genuinely don't care what time you're going to be home.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Just tell me the actual time.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. You do it enough to where my girl just knows what my translation is. So now she doesn't even ask. Oh, really? Because now I'll just be like, hey, I'm going to go do this. I'll be back in like 30 minutes. And she's like, okay. Like, she doesn't even follow up because she's just like, all right, that'll be two hours. And that's fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But, yeah, that's my go-to. I got to get better at that. Just being just more like, hey, this is what I'm actually doing. I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is what I felt in my soul. Just fucking say that next time. That's what I did to David and how he got his bike stolen. Yeah, that's true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's his favorite thing. And so me and him were going to go to the gym yesterday. And I said, hey, let's meet at this coffee shop. Grab a coffee and then go to the gym. Yeah. So we go to the coffee shop. We're sitting there. 10, 15 minutes. Miles comes by. He's hanging out. I'm there with my baby. Baby's hanging out. At least he's going to come get the baby and go take him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then we're going to go to the gym. And David walks out. And his bike's gone. Fully stolen. And has a full meltdown. Calls the police.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Cops show up. He gave a description and he was like, Brown, probably migrant, probably migrant.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He was in direct eyeline 20 feet away.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's right here. The bike is locked up right here with the tiniest lock ever. Dude has a bolt cutter. snatches it, pulls it off the thing. All right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nice. He deserves it, honestly. Yeah. You want to know the funniest part? This is probably the funniest part of the whole thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This guy has a fucking motor. While this guy is stealing it, that's my wife and child. Walking right on by.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She saw the guy going up road holding a bike on the side. She's like, yeah, I guess his friend lost his bike and crashed or something. Who knows? Isn't that so wacky? He's holding his friend's bike while he goes and gets coffee. Exactly. I told Lisa, I was like, yeah, David's bike got stolen. She's like, oh, that's crazy. Unrelated. I saw a guy stealing a bike. I did not connect it at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Situational awareness on 10. Just knows exactly what's going on. Jesus, man. Yeah. It's 10 a.m. on a Monday. That's crazy. And that all happened because I wasn't honest with the time. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Because I said I got there later. We spent more time at the coffee shop than I had said. Or if I just was honest, he never would have got his bike stolen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Yeah. But then you wouldn't have gotten your justice. What's my justice? Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, is this shit done? Yeah. I mean, they're basically going back and forth. Like, should we ban it? Should we not? And it seems like Trump is kind of into keeping it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But I guess the difference is that if someone is using a loophole to exploit that versus the fundamental back end being owned by another country. Like, is it an easier pipeline to then push a cultural agenda? I think there's no question that that is the truth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
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And then after this fire, does that not mean that there won't be another fire for a while? Like if this is basically a controlled burn that took down all like the brush and shit, does that buy 10 years? That's a good question. If this is like the worst fire that's ever happened. I feel like brush grows like that. Yeah. How fast is brush that? What's brush? It's brush. It's brush.
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That's a lot. If Trump's able to save it, like, does it make Trump look good?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's like, we got like 36 billion views last quarter. Like, why do we got to get rid of these people?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think this happens on such a small scale. You're just an individual seller in some foreign national saying, hey, here's cash for your house.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like dry brush.
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Yeah. It's interesting with the Greenland thing, too. Like, Trump trying to get Greenland and, like, pushing hard to get it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Why does Trump want it? Minerals? Seems like there's a couple different things from just what I've read. It seems like Greenland is obviously covered in ice and the glaciers are melting on Greenland. So as a result, there's going to be huge mineral deposits and potentially even oil underneath the ground that's now going to be able to be accessed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Some people speculated that Elon is actually a big proponent of getting Greenland in order to get precious materials for some of the stuff he's developing and getting minerals and things like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then obviously the oil interest and then there's also trade routes that are now gonna be like more opened up that like Russia has more access to And it benefits Russia like have these trade routes So if the United States can put bases there and control the trade routes It gives them a lot more leverage globally and then thirdly like if Trump is able to get more land Does that look good for him individually as a president to be like hey?
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Well... With the boys. It depends, though. Because Danes, I feel like, are probably like... Like, if they're living there, if they're, like, culturally Danish, you know what I mean? But they're culturally Greenlandish. Yeah, but I imagine that they're... Influenced by Danish culture. And that they're like, we're Danish. I feel like I've met Danes that are very much not into the American vibe.
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I don't know if they fit with us.
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See how much better it is on this side. Shut the fuck up. Don't get me wrong. We got to put some Americans over there. We got to send the boys to go, you know, colonize. Give them more black people and see how fun it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're welcome. That should be the deal. Hey, you guys can be America and you also get free flights to Miami twice a year. Fuck free. Twice a year? We're trying to get Greenland.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You can visit me in Greenland.
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What about Puerto Rico? Did you guys like it? Puerto Rico's incredible. When you guys became America, were Puerto Ricans stoked about that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're going to create a pathway to citizenship for these Greenlandish people. Yeah, you have to move to Queens. Okay, get a flag. Wave it all the time. Play music loud. Have a festival or a parade. And you can be American. This is a no-brainer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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These NPR chicks? You really think these... These Danettes...
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That's how it's supposed to go.
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You'd be the greatest, like if you were back in the olden days, like British Empire, like colonizing and shit. What was that guy? Kissinger.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think we just give Greenland a basketball team, bring them into the fold, and call it a day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, he's got a big one. I mean, is that guy? That guy born and raised? Nah, no way. That's a Dane for sure. Yeah. A hockey team? I mean, they look like a sick-ass hockey team. I'm just saying Greenland might be a good play. I like them. Yo, Greenland, we love you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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you know i think we put them on like a you know 100 year lease see how it goes and after 100 if it doesn't work out for each other then boom it's like hong kong or whatever yeah i like that scenario what do you think of trump changing all the names and stuff gulf of america he changed mount mckinley or mount uh denali to mount mckinley whatever i like it why can't we decide the names of our shit
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
What the fuck are you talking about? I can't believe they gave it up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Done. Except for when she interrupts you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, there's got to be. Yeah, there must be a side room. Logistically, this is a nightmare. If I have to get it done in a minute, I can get it done.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
No, no, we can get it out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
that's that's foul how you yeah take the record from your friend yeah what's that pussy look like afterwards yeah was it all the sand it had to be vagina i mean maybe she was sucking some of them like is that but that shouldn't count yeah no i don't think that counts ash should count though no ash should count for two to be honest all right so what do you guys think about that
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That's kind of sick. But I mean, if sex means nothing, then why is this different than a hot dog eating contest?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, and just putting food in your mouth contest. You know what I mean? It's like, if it's just an act that people do that doesn't have any type of social bearing and doesn't really matter who you do it with, then... Fucking liberal cuckoo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I understand his point. If culturally we view sex just like, yeah, who gives a fuck, do it with whoever, then why are people defying it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Two guys. It was a crazy night. Two guys. I'm out. Connor, you're done. I'm out. I mean, you know our answer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
We guys are right. It's a crazy guy we dated for four years.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Meaning, like, I can't fuck you while I'm fucking somebody else. But now you're talking about DP. If the girl's having sex with two guys, she's only having sex with one guy at a time. Yeah, that's even worse. That's crazy what you just said.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Guys can only have sex with one girl at one time. Girls can only have sex with one guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Over 24 hours. That's like two an hour. That's nothing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, man. Do you think she took a break? Like, was she in the corner, like, getting Vaseline on her eyebrows at any point? Let me tell you. Let me tell you. Like a boxer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
A lot more volunteer firefighters if that happens. Exactly. Hose it down. That'd be fire. You could have helped a lot of people. This is a DEI I can get behind.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Gives you a weird feeling.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
What do you stand for? She broke her record. She became number one. That is true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
We don't know. We got to see the guys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah. Yeah, I think men are drawn to the scope, right? It's ultra purity and chastity while still being seductive and teasing. And then the other side is full degradation. And I think that that is like splitting the male psyche.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Certainly. I imagine that that is a part of it. I mean, I think that's kind of a part of like most porn, to be honest with you. It's like there is like a degraded element where like seeing beautiful woman be degraded is validating for them. And so I think that is taking it to like its like farthest logical conclusion.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I feel it intellectually. I'm less, like, disturbed, I think. Probably the same integral level that you are. Fair enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
They could add that. That should be part of the metric. If you've got a 12-incher, that's two at least.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
How many inches of dick do you think she took down? Right? If it's like, what, two and a half average?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah. What did Roger Ebert say?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah. I'm impressed with this bitch. Human beings are capable of so much. Yeah, it's crazy. It's just like a triumph of just the human spirit. It really is. Yeah. I mean, it's just remarkable. How do we use her? I think we did.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Like militarily or something?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, maybe put her on the front line somewhere.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's like, hey, what did you learn from the Taliban? They're like, I sucked off a bunch of them. And you're like, did you get the main guy? She's like, no, I was sucking off the other guy. No, but they canceled all their terrorism plans. They're pretty relaxed right now. I'm pretty sure that's been used as a warfare tactic. I'm pretty sure the U.S. did that. I forget where.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
We're also so desensitized. Just in general. You just see wars everywhere and then you see someone lost a house and you're like, well, it's not as bad as the thing I saw two weeks ago.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And then we wonder why wives don't do it. We can't perpetuate this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Like, I just kissed the side of it. You could teach a course, make another 20 mil. Yeah, that's a good point. Also, is sucking dick for 20 million even gay? I don't even know if it's gay. No. That's some gay shit to say, though. It's not gay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
No, but as a child, would you see it swinging around in the house? Never in the house, but I do have a memory of showering, and I think it was that memory. My dad was like, all right, we're done. We would shower together, and I'd go in a towel, and I'd sit on the side when I was done showering, and then he would finish. And I have one memory of that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And I think that was the exact age my dad was like, all right, you're four years old. We can't do this. Wait, why? Because once your kid makes memories, you can't be showering with them. Oh, got it, got it, got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Was he washing you up? Yeah, because I didn't wash my hair in my ears. So he would wash you up?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I don't think you can afford it, bro. That shit is expensive, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That's a natural thing. That's way weirder, bro. That's two parents fucking. That's what we all hope for. My dad would rock that shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
It got us into it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
So...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
But he was great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Wait, wait, wait.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Hold on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I was like, how'd he do it? No, I didn't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yo, MJ's a legend, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You know, that was the best moment ever. Mark got a video.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
She was cutting her promo, and she was just leaning into that accent.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Paul fucking turned it to Tiger Woods.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
He didn't even ask a question. He said, Miles, your memory's bad. Miles goes, yes, daddy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
He's like that thing from Fantastic Beasts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Wow. I mean, he's... All right, continue.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Is that what you want to hear? Like, you guys are both talking about your fucking... He's lying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
God damn.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You ain't doing that to Logan, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yo. The fuck is con? What do you mean by that? Hold on. You might be back. The fuck is con? Look at Brandon's face up there. Brandon is disgusted. Brandon is disgusted. What the hell?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
How did both downplay it? He's like, I'm going to kiss you. Beth, come through. Now they're both mad about it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
That's true. It's just a fun little game. We'll blur it. We'll blur it. No. Yeah. Can we do the thing that happened in the movie? Put Miles in a wig.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
He's not insecure about So that wouldn't be something that would make you feel comfortable at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
nobody in the history of wrestling has done less to get on those platforms so you look at it he was like fuck it I'm gonna go I wasn't gonna do it and AJ was like yo go do it go jump up there and I was like I ain't gonna ever get this opportunity again
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Just a peck! A peck! Right into the blue chouette. We do a peck.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Exactly. This is Weinstein's hotel right here. Facts. We're going to make this stop.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I was like, he's going to pull something when he jumps down.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
First of all, you have this big-ass mustache that hides the fact you don't got a lip. I'm peeing game. If you don't have a top lip, you got to get some coverage.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Actually, I don't even know if my mom got a bottom lip, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
It's just jaw on jaw. Clamp, clamp. She's a herbivore, mom. Damn, Larry. Shout out Larry Legend for that one, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Seriously?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Come on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
1.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Why is every school story so fucking traumatizing about you, bro? Did this not happen with you guys?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You know how many dudes coming up to me on the street like, yo, I got the same problem.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
It's a deviated septum.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
This is the beauty of headlines, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Trump is like, stop it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
The Jews!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Y'all got to check that motherfucker out, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
He's not scared.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Smite this man. Come on, now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
No, this is chicken bone broth right here, dude. This is cock bone broth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
And you're going to shoot it right into your mouth in a bad handspring.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
The fuck?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Can't let him have it all, man. Come on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You need to go. No one told me what to do in that moment.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah. And then AJ slaps you. You stand up. You're like, yeah. That's my deep breath. You're not injured anymore? Not at all. He gave me the energy I needed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I gotta check my calendar. Wait, wait, we bought the tickets for it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
1.5?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
It's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
That's a double peg zin, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
God damn.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
For sure gay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
What the fuck?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Maybe I'm horny, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
You could have just laughed at him. Why are you doing this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Let's go, Miles.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Send that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Why would you even ask a question like that? Why would you even ask a question like that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
I see that, sir.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
You could just be bragging.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Oh, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
It's obviously Mark.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
With all due respect.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
With all due respect right there, that was fucking nuts. That was crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
I don't even know what I did right there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
So you felt that and you just... Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Come on, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Anyway.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Yeah, but his wife and kid are right there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Goddamn. Son.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
He didn't even touch Texas, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Or you could just listen to Breaking Points. Okay, well.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Dude, they've been doing this nonstop, okay? My grandmother survived World War II.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Barely survived. She was in a bunker.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Actually, I don't think it's going to hold, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
By creating a financial alignment, I feel like he loses even more leverage. Like by creating an ideological position. You're exactly right. It gives him more of a position.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
In my mind, like if you're just purely financial, then Russia could now broker a deal and be like, hey, if we can.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
They said that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
They actually have a lot more. So by making it purely financial, now Russia could just come in and be like, hey, it's a race to the bottom. We'll just beat them on price.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And you know what we would say? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Zelensky knows it's a race to the bottom. So then now he has to say it's ideological. We have to protect democracy. Double click everybody on that one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
There you go. That guy looks American. He looks great. That's a Greenlander.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
You're like a polymast, you know? Yes, I'm that. You and Charlemagne are kind of breaking points. You know
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah. Wow. I'm losing thousands of dollars every month because my wife is buying stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Bipoc is an acrimonious of black people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
What do you got? He's too radical. There it is. Google Waller. Google Waller.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And Jordan's gambling issue. I feel like the only issue is that he didn't do steak.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Oh, you almost got me. You almost got me. Almost got me. He was nodding his head.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
The fact you said no chance makes me think he has a chance.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Gaza's gotten woke. Maybe that's why they cover them up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Eggs are a dollar. But you're touching the class problem. And I think part of the self-loathing is the social problem that they've been addressing for the last 10 years. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I think the internal self-loathing we're talking about from the left comes from this idea of, oh, we're elitist, so we need to bring ourselves down and we need to ingratiate ourselves with the disenfranchised, the trans, the BIPOCs, all that stuff, when the real problem underlying all of it is the class issue that eggs are too expensive and that there's no affordable housing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
That makes sense.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I think that's proof of the point. And Stephen A says rent is too damn high and also has some fucking policy and is able to sell it. And eggs, we're going to make them a dollar. I love that bill at the wall point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
He was never in squig game. Yeah, I don't think so.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Oh, that was Andrew. That was Andrew.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
The black guy, right? Wait, what are you talking? Dinkins?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
What is his name? David Patterson? David Patterson.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Do your research.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
That was the governor of New York. No, he's Stevie Wonder blind. He's faking it. When was this? Yeah, I remember this. When was his term?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
The quote is, intelligence told me to let it go. That's right. They said, let it go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
False flagging.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah. So get people to think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Well, people say that the term conspiracy theorist is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
You're exactly right. It was created as a psyop.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
You'll find me someday. What's up, guys? World's fastest ad read. Rochester, New York, March 26th, April 27th, Portland, Maine. I'll be there with Joey Avery. That's Portland, Maine, not Oregon. I'll see you guys there. Let's get back to the show. Thank you all so much. Bye.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
All right, all right. You win. You win.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
It's on 2nd.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
What do they call it, kawaii? I think that's the term that they use for cute. Everything's kawaii.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
You see that comment on Twitter all the time, where it's like, Gulf of America. And then the first comment will just be like, are eggs cheaper now? They don't have a thousand. That's right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, 1500. That's what I'm saying. Renaissance.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Da Vinci's not Italian? Leonardo da Vinci?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
You can bang or suck his dick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
NewYorkDagnon.com. Find places to suck his
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Happy birthday, Al.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
On Al's 32nd birthday, we're going to bring this shit up. You're healthy. That's pretty good. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's the most expensive gift. It's the most expensive gift. It's millions of dollars.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
We love you. This is a podcast. We love you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, because he got it from a blood transfusion, dog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
After like an hour?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
What?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Mistake number one. Mistake number one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Dr. Umar when you need him. Dr. Kumar is here. Mistake number one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
He's got my property now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
No aggression whatsoever. Very comfortable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Damn. How do you say you got him flattered as an adult? You're looking back. I mean, he was the same. Y'all had it like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I'm looking for Jonathan Mason.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's crazier than what I said, because he's like, that's not a joke. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Al thought he was an organ donor and they took it off his license. No, no, no.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
that piece why am i supposed to know this i'm just supposed to you just i mean she's a beautiful woman but i don't know okay can we like a man stomped the yard friday she's in friday you're not true to be an indian bro
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Can we look up how old he is, Joy? So then maybe it is lying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I don't think it's true. I don't think you're a donor either.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I ain't choking my wife and she got more attitude than this bitch, I promise.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I said I ain't choking my wife. And she got more attitude than this girl, I promise. That's because she will fuck you up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Hey, wild guess here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
We get it. You have a black friend.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
It's like Kismet. You know what I mean? God shows this episode right after we find out about Miles and David.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
It was just some regular shit. You just kidnapped cubs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That was the take away. And the black people kept getting sick and they're like, we're trying to give you medicine. And it was just more syphilis.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Happy ending.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, man, this girl is awesome.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
So Claire passed away on Christmas day, 2011. So I had just started at the company. I just met her. I remember being in the studio with her one night when I was like closing it down and just like learning about her and talk to her. She was so chill. So, so sweet, young, kind of like had like a tortured vibe.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
I think she had like pink hair. I do remember riding the train with her downtown and just after a very busy day being like, this place is fucking insane. And she was like, it is fucking insane, but isn't it fun? And I was like, it is fun. And I was like really kind of looking forward to like getting to know her. And this was like right before Christmas. And then she died on Christmas day.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
So I remember having to do like a lot of the tasks and like help run the studio during that time because everybody was super close in the beginning because it was such a small company.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
So I was invited to the breakdown of 72nd Street. They had their last ride. There was drinks. Everybody was like writing on the walls and like marker and all the like original crazies, not crazies. And I say that in love, like all the Upper West Side, like crazies who are obsessed with SoulCycle from the beginning. They were all there and it was kind of like a goodbye party to the studio.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
I do think they were breaking the wall down, but I can't remember because it was literally so overwhelming.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
After the 72nd Street, like, teardown, like, an ending party, I officially started at the 77th Street Studio, which was the official, like, big girl SoulCycle, box within a box, like, mantra wall, all that stuff. It was what you see SoulCycle as today, and they were all masters at branding.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
For me personally, my biggest lesson at SoulCycle is that's where I learned how to run a business. I worked in so many different departments. I ran a studio. I started from the bottom, started from the bottom, now I'm here. I worked at a front desk. I was a manager. I worked in the corporate office. I worked in multiple different roles in the corporate office. I was there for almost eight years.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
And when I left there, like I literally knew how to run a business. It did feel like a lot of times we were like playing business in the beginning. I feel like I got an MBA.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
I was kind of transitioning out of my acting career. I was a part of the Broadway community, and when I wasn't doing shows, I was managing a restaurant on the Upper West Side called Alice's Tea Cup. And as most soul people know, the original SoulCycle was on 72nd Street between Amsterdam and Columbus, and Alice's Tea Cup was on 73rd Street between Amsterdam and Columbus.
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
I think they had like a little plaque on the wall that said like SoulCycle, but it looked like you were walking into like a dentist's office. It was like a regular, like, you know, when you're in New York City, when you go into a building, you walk down 50 feet and then you make a sharp left and then you make another sharp right. I'm like, where the fuck is this place?
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
Then all of a sudden you go through a door and you're in this like makeshift office. cycling studio and I was like where and how is this happening and then so you walk in and there's a desk and there's like a little space and then there's like these glass doors and then behind the glass doors is the class
Cult of Body & Soul
2. "A Star Is Born"
So like it was loud when the class was going on, like you can't talk or do anything because you can't hear anything. There was no like soundproofing. It clearly is not a space made for working out and especially loud workouts like SoulCycle.
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
Have you watched the Blues Brothers cartoon that's eight minutes long?
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
I remember the first time I saw it. I fell over.
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
I mean, like, are those people billionaires? If they can buy 150 Dodge police cars only to crash them?
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
Pause! Pause! Do they actually... Are the people okay in the cars when they crash? Are the people in there real people who are...
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
Wait! Pause, pause, pause! This is where I had the question, how do they film that part?
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
But like the question I have for that part, like are they okay once the car lands? Because you don't see it after it lands.
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
I have a friend. Her and her dad were driving in their old Subaru Outback and they were at an intersection and they stopped. There was a Kia Soul coming. There was a lady, a 95-year-old lady, in the car asleep at the wheel.
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
Yeah, because my friend was strapped tightly into the back seat.
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
Better. It's good to know how they do that so you know that none of the people are just random people who have a chance of dying in the film or something. So that's the reason it's good to know.
This American Life
856: You’ve Come to the Right Person
I do car chases with my, like, seven and eight cars.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E552 Vigilante Christmas
Hey, Theo Von. My name is Miles. I have a brother.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E552 Vigilante Christmas
That acts really gay. How do I ask him if he's gay without pissing him off? Thank you, bro.