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All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg

Elon Musk | All-In Summit 2024

Tue, 08 Oct 2024

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(0:00) Announcement from Friedberg (0:24) Besties intro Elon Musk! (1:23) The Battle of Free Speech (10:24) Potential government efficiency agency (27:45) SpaceX updates, overreaching regulations (36:10) Thoughts on Boeing's culture (38:27) The 80/20 AI Future (54:03) Elon and Jason share unaired SNL skits Follow Elon: https://x.com/elonmusk Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://x.com/DavidSacks https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://x.com/theallinpod Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theallinpod Follow on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theallinpod Follow on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/company/allinpod Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://x.com/yung_spielburg Intro Video Credit: https://x.com/TheZachEffect

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Hey everybody, Friedberg here. What you're about to hear is a discussion from our All In Summit recorded in LA on September 9th. We're going to publish some of the best conversations once a week. If you want to see all the talks, subscribe to our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash at all in and follow us on X at the all in pod.

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27.644 - 41.929 Chamath Palihapitiya

I'm gonna take this.

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42.229 - 42.949 Friedberg

All right.

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43.209 - 47.29 Jason

Thanks for taking the time.

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51.391 - 55.632 Chamath Palihapitiya

How are you doing, brother? You keeping busy?

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57.013 - 65.875 Elon Musk

Yeah. I mean, it's rarely a slow week. I mean, in the world as well.

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66.575 - 66.915 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yeah.

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67.075 - 70.957 Elon Musk

I mean, any given week, it just seems like the thing's getting out of here.

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71.017 - 73.437 Chamath Palihapitiya

It's definitely a simulation. We've agreed on this at this point.

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75.178 - 80.038 Elon Musk

I mean... Well, if we are in some alien Netflix series, I think the ratings are high.

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80.438 - 93.861 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yes, the ratings are high. How are the freedom of speech wars going? This is a, you've been at war for two years now.

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94.562 - 94.802 Elon Musk

Yes.

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95.562 - 97.722 Chamath Palihapitiya

The price of freedom of speech is not cheap, is it?

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98.223 - 99.803 Elon Musk

I think it's like 44 billion, something like that.

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101.155 - 103.777 Chamath Palihapitiya

Give or take a billion?

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104.297 - 134.781 Elon Musk

Yeah, round of numbers. It's pretty nutty. There is like this weird movement to quell free speech kind of around the world. And this is something we should be very concerned about. You know, you have to ask, like, why was the First Amendment like a high priority? It was like number one. It's because... People came from countries where if you spoke freely, you would be imprisoned or killed.

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136.102 - 151.214 Elon Musk

And they were like, well, we'd like to not have that here. Because that was terrible. And actually, you know, there's a lot of places in the world right now, if you're critical of the government, you get imprisoned or killed.

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152.215 - 152.395 Jason Calacanis

Right.

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152.955 - 154.296 Elon Musk

Yeah, we'd like to not have that.

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155.479 - 156.58 Jason Calacanis

Are you concerned?

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157.28 - 161.521 Elon Musk

Can I add to that? I suspect this is a receptive audience to that message.

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169.264 - 186.306 Jason Calacanis

I think we always thought that the West was the exception to that, that we knew there were authoritarian places around the world, but we thought that in the West we'd have freedom of speech. And we've seen, like you said, it seems like a global movement. In Britain, you've got Teenagers being put in prison for memes opposing.

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187.107 - 203.001 Elon Musk

It's like you like to you like to Facebook posts throw them in the prison. Yeah People got an actual, you know prison for for like like obscure comments on social media not even shitposting like not even Like what is the

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209.987 - 221.317 Jason Calacanis

Massive crime? Right. Pavel in France, and then of course we got Brazil with Judge Voldemort. That one seems like the one that impacts you the most. What's the latest on that?

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225.761 - 256.684 Elon Musk

Well, I guess we are trying to figure out is there some reasonable solution in Brazil. You know, the concern, I mean, I want to just make sure that this is framed correctly. And, you know, funny memes aside, the nature of the concern was that, at least at XCorp, we had the perception that we were being asked to do things that violated Brazilian law.

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257.651 - 285.364 Elon Musk

So obviously we cannot as an American company impose American laws and values on other countries that, you know, we wouldn't get very far if we did that. But we do, you know, think that if a country's laws are a particular way, and we're being asked to, we think we're being asked to break them, and be silent about it, then obviously that is no good.

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286.345 - 303.628 Elon Musk

So I just want to be clear, sometimes it comes across as Elon's trying to just be a crazy, whatever, billionaire, and demand outrageous things from other countries. you know, while that is true.

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303.648 - 340.134 Elon Musk

In addition, there are other things that I think are, you know, valid, which is like, we obviously can't, you know, I think any given thing that we do at XCorp, we've gotta be able to explain in light of day and not feel that it was dishonorable or, you know, We did the wrong thing. That's the nature of the concern.

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341.135 - 373.518 Elon Musk

We actually are in discussions with the judicial authorities in Brazil to try to run this to ground. What's actually going on? If we're being asked to break the law Brazilian law, then that obviously should not sit well with the Brazilian judiciary. And if we're not and we're mistaken, we'd like to understand how we're mistaken. I think that's a pretty reasonable position.

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373.798 - 386.101 Chamath Palihapitiya

I'm a bit concerned, as your friend, that you're going to go to one of these countries and I'm going to wake up one day and you're going to get arrested and I'm going to have to go bail you out or something. This feels very acute.

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387.401 - 387.641 David Sacks

Yes.

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387.922 - 401.092 Chamath Palihapitiya

I mean, it's not a joke now. Like, they're literally saying, like, you know, it's not just Biden saying, like, we have to look into that guy. Now it's become quite literal. Like, this, I don't know, who was the guy who just wrote the, was it the Guardian piece about, like?

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401.412 - 410.319 Elon Musk

Oh, yeah, yeah. There have been three articles, and I think in the past three weeks. Robert Reich. But it wasn't just him. It was three different articles.

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410.339 - 412.781 Chamath Palihapitiya

That's a trend.

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414.343 - 420.574 Elon Musk

Calling for me to be imprisoned. In the guardian, you know. Guardian of what?

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420.594 - 423.235 Chamath Palihapitiya

What are they protecting, exactly?

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423.255 - 426.876 Elon Musk

Guardian of, I don't know. Authoritarianism?

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426.916 - 430.678 David Sacks

Yeah, guardian of, yeah. Censorship? Censorship.

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431.058 - 452.188 Chamath Palihapitiya

But the premise here is that you bought this thing, this online forum, this communication platform, and you're allowing people to use it to express themselves, therefore you have to be jailed. I don't understand the logic here. What do you think they're actually afraid of at this point? What's the motivation here?

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455.008 - 481.238 Elon Musk

if somebody's sort of trying to push a false premise on the world, then that premise can be undermined with public dialogue, then they will be opposed to public dialogue on that premise because they wish that false premise to prevail. So that's, I think, the issue there is if they don't like the truth, then we want to suppress it. Now, the sort of

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484.264 - 501.395 Elon Musk

But what we're trying to do with XCorp is, I distinguish that from my son, who's also called X. You have parental goals, and then you have goals for the company. Everything's just called X, basically. It's a very difficult disambiguation.

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501.415 - 502.256 Chamath Palihapitiya

The car, the son.

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502.276 - 535.27 Elon Musk

Yeah, it's X everything. So what we're trying to do is simply adhere to the... you know, the laws in a country. So if something is illegal in the United States or if it's illegal in, you know, Europe Brazil or wherever it might be, then we will take it down and we'll suspend the account because we're not there to make the laws. But if speech is not illegal, then what are we doing?

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535.99 - 561.318 Elon Musk

Okay, now we're injecting ourselves in as a censor and where does it stop and who decides? And where does that path lead? I think it leads to a bad place. If the people in a country want the laws to be different, they should make the laws different. But otherwise, we're gonna obey the law in each jurisdiction.

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561.775 - 563.216 Chamath Palihapitiya

Right, and some of these European... That's it.

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563.276 - 575.485 Elon Musk

It's not more complicated than that. We're not trying to fill out the law. I'm going to be clear about that. We're trying to adhere to the law. And if the laws change, we will change. And if the laws don't change, we won't. We're just literally trying to adhere to the law.

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575.545 - 576.686 Chamath Palihapitiya

It's pretty straightforward.

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576.726 - 583.631 Elon Musk

Yes, it's very straightforward. And if somebody thinks we're not adhering to the law, well, they can file a lawsuit. Bingo.

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583.791 - 584.772 Chamath Palihapitiya

Also very straightforward.

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584.832 - 585.032 Elon Musk

Yes.

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585.272 - 588.895 Chamath Palihapitiya

I mean, there are European countries that don't want people to promote Nazi propaganda.

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589.095 - 589.275 Elon Musk

Yes.

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589.515 - 590.836 Chamath Palihapitiya

They have some sensitivity to it.

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590.936 - 593.458 Elon Musk

Well, it is illegal. It is illegal in those countries.

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593.978 - 596.419 Chamath Palihapitiya

In those countries, if somebody puts that up, you take it down.

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596.519 - 596.68 Elon Musk

Yes.

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597.46 - 600.162 Chamath Palihapitiya

But they typically file something and say, take this down.

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600.542 - 621.807 Elon Musk

No, in some cases, it is just obviously illegal. Like, you don't need to file a lawsuit for... if something is just unequivocally illegal, we can literally read the law, this violates the law, anyone can see that. You don't need, if somebody is stealing, you don't need, let me check the law on that.

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622.408 - 647.188 Friedberg

They're stealing stuff. So we had JD Vance here this morning. He did a great job. And one of the things is there's this image on X of basically you, Bobby, Trump and JD are like the Avengers, I guess. And then there's another meme where you're in front of a desk where it says D-O-G-E. The Department of Governmental Efficiency.

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647.388 - 656.172 Elon Musk

Yes, yes. I posted that one. Tell us about it. I made it using Grok, the Grok image generator. And I posted it.

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656.432 - 662.315 Friedberg

Tell us about the seat for efficiency. How do you do it?

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664.095 - 664.796 Unknown

Well, I mean, I...

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671.161 - 701.612 Elon Musk

I think with great difficulty, but it's been a long time since there was a serious effort to reduce the size of government and to remove absurd regulations. And the last time there was a really concerted effort on that front was Reagan in the early 80s. We're 40 years away from a serious effort to remove regulations that don't serve the greater good and reduce the size of government.

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702.432 - 717.098 Elon Musk

And I think it's just if we don't do that, then what's happening is that we get regulations and laws accumulating every year until eventually everything's illegal. And that's why we can't get major infrastructure projects done in the United States.

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717.799 - 728.684 Elon Musk

Like if you look at the absurdity of the California high-speed rail, I think they spent $7 billion and have a 1,600-foot segment that doesn't actually have rail in it. I mean, your tax dollars at work, I mean.

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728.704 - 730.005 Jason

Yeah, what are we doing?

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730.065 - 764.269 Elon Musk

That's an expensive 1,600 feet of concrete, you know? And I mean, I think it's like, you know, I realize sometimes I'm perhaps a little optimistic with schedules, but, you know. I mean, I wouldn't be doing the things I'm doing if I was, you know, not an optimist. But at the current trend, California high speed rail might finish sometime next century. Maybe, but probably not.

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764.629 - 766.39 Chamath Palihapitiya

We'll have teleportation by that time.

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766.43 - 795.25 Elon Musk

Yeah, exactly. AI do everything at that point. I think you really think of the United States, and many countries, it's arguably worse than the EU, as being like Gulliver tied down by a million little strings. And like any one given regulation is not that bad, but you've got a million of them, or millions actually. And then eventually you just can't get anything done.

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796.13 - 827.073 Elon Musk

And this is a massive tax on the consumer, on the people. It's just they don't realize that there's this massive tax in the form of irrational regulations. I'll give you a recent example that is just insane. SpaceX was fined by the EPA $140,000 for, they claimed, dumping potable water on the ground, drinking water. And we're like, this is at Starbase.

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827.413 - 851.414 Elon Musk

And we're like, we're in a tropical thunderstorm region. That stuff comes from the sky all the time. And... And there was no actual harm done. It was just water to cool the launch pad during liftoff. And there's zero harm done. And they're like, they agree, yes, there's zero harm done. And we're like, okay, so there's no harm done. And you want us to pay $140,000 fine?

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851.494 - 863.582 Elon Musk

It's like, yes, because you didn't have a permit. Okay. We didn't know there was a permit needed for zero harm, fresh water being on the ground in a place that where fresh water falls from the sky all the time.

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864.943 - 869.444 Jason

Got it. Next to the ocean. Next to the ocean. Because there's a little bit of water there too.

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869.764 - 876.385 Elon Musk

Yeah. I mean, sometimes it rains so much the roads are flooded. So we're like, you know, how does this make any sense?

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878.186 - 894.549 Elon Musk

And then they were like, well, we're not going to process any more of your applications for launch, for Starship launch, unless you pay this $140,000. So they just ransomed us. And we're like, okay, so we paid $140,000. But it's like, this is no good. I mean, at this rate, we're never going to get to Mars.

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895.353 - 911.161 Chamath Palihapitiya

I mean that's the, That's the confounding part here, is we're acting against our own self-interest. You know, when you look at, we do have to make, putting aside fresh water, but hey, you know, the rocket makes a lot of noise.

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911.741 - 923.769 Chamath Palihapitiya

So I'm certain there's some complaints about noise once in a while, but sometimes you want to have a party, or you want to make progress, and there's a little bit of noise, therefore, you know, we trade off a little bit of noise for massive progress, or even fun.

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926.171 - 945.81 Chamath Palihapitiya

When did we stop being able to make those trade-offs? But talk about the difference between California and Texas, where you and I now reside. Texas, you were able to build the Gigafactory. I remember when you got the plot of land. It seemed like it was less than two years when you had the party to open it.

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953.143 - 952.363 Jason Calacanis

14.

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953.883 - 954.144 Elon Musk

14 months.

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954.584 - 958.886 Chamath Palihapitiya

Is there anywhere on the planet that would go faster? Is like China faster than that?

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958.926 - 959.927 Elon Musk

China was 11 months.

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960.347 - 966.451 Chamath Palihapitiya

Got it. So Texas, China, 11 and 14 months. California, how many months?

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966.491 - 972.214 Elon Musk

And just to give you a sense of size, the Tesla Gigafactory in China is three times the size of the Pentagon.

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973.151 - 974.492 Chamath Palihapitiya

Which was the biggest building in America?

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974.913 - 976.735 Elon Musk

No, there were bigger buildings, but the Pentagon's a pretty big one.

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976.815 - 978.236 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yeah, or it was the biggest at the time.

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978.296 - 980.459 Elon Musk

In units of Pentagon, it's like three.

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980.479 - 983.422 Chamath Palihapitiya

Okay, three Pentagons and counting. Yeah.

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984.062 - 996.346 Elon Musk

Got it. In 14 months. Just the regulatory approvals in California would have taken two years. So that's the issue.

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996.406 - 1006.254 Friedberg

Where do you think the regulation helps? Like for the people that will say, we need some checks and balances, we can't have some, because for every good actor like you, there'll be a bad actor. So where is that line then?

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1006.875 - 1033.024 Elon Musk

Yeah, I mean, I have a sort of, you know, in sort of doing a sensible deregulation and... reduction in the size of government is just be very public about it, and say which of these rules, if the public is really excited about a rule and wants to keep it, we'll just keep it. And here's the thing about the rules, if the rule turns out to be bad, we'll just put it right back.

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1034.204 - 1042.746 Elon Musk

Okay, and then problem solved. It's easy to add rules, but we don't actually have a process for getting rid of them. That's the issue. There's no garbage collection for rules.

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1045.814 - 1065.41 Chamath Palihapitiya

When we were watching you work, David and I and Antonio, in that first month at Twitter, which was all hands on deck, and you were doing zero-based budgeting, you really quickly got the cost under control. And then miraculously, everybody said, this site will go down and you added 50 more features.

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1066.01 - 1075.257 Elon Musk

So maybe explain, because this is the first time. Yeah, there were like so many articles like that this is, Coder is dead forever. There's no way it could possibly even,

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1076.519 - 1100.096 Jason Calacanis

continue at all it was almost like the press was rooting for you to fail let's write the obituary like here's the obituary uh they're all saying their goodbyes on twitter remember that yeah yeah yeah they were all leaving and saying their goodbyes because the site was going to melt down and yes totally failing and uh all the journalists left yeah and which is if you ever want to like hang out with a bunch of hall monitors oh my god threads is amazing every time i go over there and post they're like

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1101.206 - 1109.372 Elon Musk

They're really triggered, but... Yeah, I mean, if you like being condemned repeatedly, then, you know, for reasons that make no sense, then Threads is the way to go.

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1109.692 - 1127.206 Chamath Palihapitiya

It's really... It's the most miserable place on Earth. Disney's the happiest. This is the anti-Disney. But if we were to go into government, you went into the Department of Education, or pick the department. You've worked with a lot of them, actually. You can't go in there and say, okay, we get it. But...

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1127.646 - 1135.008 Chamath Palihapitiya

If you could just pair two, three, four, 5% of those organizations, what kind of impact would that have?

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1137.388 - 1139.529 Elon Musk

Yeah, I mean, I think we'd need to do more than that, I think.

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1140.109 - 1145.73 Chamath Palihapitiya

Ideally, but compounding every year, two or 3% a year, I mean, it would be better than what's happening now.

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1148.351 - 1175.136 Elon Musk

Yeah, look, I think we've, you know, If Trump wins, and obviously I suspect there are people with mixed feelings about whether that should happen, but we do have an opportunity to do kind of a once-in-a-lifetime deregulation and reduction in the size of government. Because the other thing, besides the regulations, America's also going bankrupt extremely quickly.

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1176.716 - 1181.039 Elon Musk

and everyone seems to be sort of whistling past the graveyard on this one.

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1183.42 - 1188.263 Antonio Garciga

They're all grabbing the silverware. Everyone's stuffing their pockets in the silverware before the Titanic sinks.

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1188.864 - 1211.885 Elon Musk

Well, you know, The Defense Department budget is a very big budget, okay? It's a trillion dollars a year, DOD, Intel, it's a trillion dollars. And interest payments on the national debt just exceeded the Defense Department budget. They're over a trillion dollars a year, just in interest and rising.

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1213.01 - 1247.186 Elon Musk

We're adding a trillion dollars to our debt, which our kids and grandkids are gonna have to pay somehow, every three months. And then soon it's gonna be every two months, and then every month. And then the only thing we'll be able to pay is interest. It's just like a person at scale that has racked up too much credit card debt, And this does not have a good ending.

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1248.387 - 1250.467 Elon Musk

And so we have to reduce the spending.

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1250.527 - 1266.071 Antonio Garciga

Let me ask one question because I've brought this up a lot and the counter argument I hear, which I disagree with, but the counter argument I hear from a lot of politicians is if we reduce spending, because right now if you add up federal, state, and local government spending, it's between 40 and 50% of GDP.

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1268.584 - 1291.646 Antonio Garciga

So nearly half of our economy is supported by government spending, and nearly half of people in the United States are dependent directly or indirectly on government checks, either through contractors that the government pays or they're employed by a government entity. So if you go in and you take too hard an ax too fast, you will have significant contraction, job loss, and recession.

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1292.406 - 1329.195 Antonio Garciga

What's the balancing act, Elon? Just thinking realistically, because I'm 100% on board with you. The next set of steps, however, assume Trump wins and you become the chief D-O-G-E. D-O-G-E. D-O-G-E. And I think the challenge is how quickly can we go in, how quickly can things change? And without... I want that on my business card. Without all the contraction and job loss.

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1330.896 - 1335.758 Antonio Garciga

So I guess how do you really address it when so much of the economy and so many people's jobs and livelihoods are dependent on government spending?

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1337.499 - 1364.974 Elon Musk

Well, I do think it's sort of... you know, it's a false dichotomy. It's not like no government spending is gonna happen. You really have to say like, is it the right level? And just remember that, Any given person, if they are doing things in a less efficient organization versus a more efficient organization, their contribution to the economy, their net output of goods and services will reduce.

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1365.815 - 1376.985 Elon Musk

I mean, you've got a couple of clear examples between East Germany and West Germany, North Korea and South Korea. I mean, North Korea, they're starving. South Korea, it's like amazing. It's the future.

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1377.165 - 1379.487 Antonio Garciga

The compounding effect of productivity gains. Yeah.

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1379.807 - 1404.343 Elon Musk

Yeah, it's night and day. And so in North Korea, you've got 100% government. In South Korea, you've got probably, I don't know, 40% government. It's not zero. And yet you've got a standard of living that is probably 10 times higher in South Korea. At least. At least, exactly. And then East and West Germany. In West Germany, just thinking in terms of cars, you had BMW, Porsche, Audi, Mercedes.

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1405.184 - 1435.864 Elon Musk

And East Germany, which is a random line on a map, The only car you could get was a Trabant, which is basically a lawnmower with a shell on it. And it was extremely unsafe. There was a 20-year wait. So you put your kid on the list as soon as they're conceived. And even then, only, I think, a quarter of people maybe got this lousy car.

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1436.605 - 1462.551 Elon Musk

And so that's just an interesting example of basically the same people, different operating system. And it's not like West Germany with some you know, a capitalist heaven. It was, it's quite socialist actually. So when you look, you know, probably it was half government in West Germany and 100% government in East Germany. And again, sort of a five,

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1463.912 - 1482.149 Elon Musk

I'd like to call it at least a 5 to 10x standard of living difference, and even qualitatively, vastly better. And it's obviously, you know, sometimes people have these, amazingly in this modern era, this debate as to which system is better. Well, I'll tell you which system is better. The one that doesn't need to build the wall to keep people in, okay?

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1482.169 - 1490.476 David Sacks

That's how you can tell. It's a dead giveaway. Spoiler alert. Dead giveaway.

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1490.536 - 1492.618 Chamath Palihapitiya

Are they climbing the wall to get out or come in?

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1492.838 - 1505.567 Elon Musk

You have to build a barrier to keep people in. That is the bad system. It wasn't West Berlin that built the wall. Okay. They were like, you know, anyone who wants to flee West Berlin, go ahead.

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1506.428 - 1507.128 Chamath Palihapitiya

Speaking of walls.

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1507.248 - 1528.043 Elon Musk

So, you know, and if you look at sort of the flux of boats from Cuba, there's a large number of boats from Cuba. And there's a bunch of free boats that anyone can take to go back to Cuba. Plenty of seats. There's like, hey, wow, an abandoned boat. I could use this boat to go to Cuba where they have communism. Awesome.

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1528.283 - 1528.443 David Sacks

Yes.

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1530.303 - 1537.065 Elon Musk

And yet nobody picks up those boats and does it. Amazing. So... He's given this a lot of thought.

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1537.125 - 1539.085 Antonio Garciga

Wait, so your point is jobs will be created.

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1539.206 - 1557.57 Elon Musk

If we cut government spending in half, jobs will be created fast enough to make up for... Right, just to count... Obviously, I'm not suggesting that people have immediately tossed out with no severance and now can't pay their mortgage. Then you see some reasonable off-ramp where...

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1558.294 - 1579.582 Elon Musk

Yeah, so a reasonable off-ramp where they're still receiving money but have, I don't know, a year or two to find jobs in the private sector, which they will find, and then they will be in a different operating system. Again, you can see the difference. East Germany was incorporated into West Germany. Living standards in East Germany rose dramatically.

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1581.163 - 1589.51 Chamath Palihapitiya

Well, in four years, if you could shrink the size of the government with Trump, what would be a good target? Just in terms of like ballpark.

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1592.793 - 1593.654 Chamath Palihapitiya

No, no.

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1594.055 - 1594.715 Chamath Palihapitiya

Pick a low number.

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1595.016 - 1598.259 Elon Musk

I mean, you know, there's that old phrase, go postal. I mean, it's like they might.

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1598.619 - 1601.141 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yeah. On me. So we'll keep the post office.

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1601.161 - 1603.443 Elon Musk

I mean, I'm going to need a lot of security details, guys.

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1603.483 - 1603.643 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yes.

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1605.283 - 1614.171 Elon Musk

I mean, the sheer number of disgruntled workers, former government employees is quite a scary number. I mean, I might not make it.

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1614.912 - 1618.595 Chamath Palihapitiya

I was saying low digits every year for four years would be palatable.

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1618.876 - 1636.631 Elon Musk

And I like your idea of an offering. But the thing is that if it's not done, like if you have a once-in-a-lifetime or once-in-a-generation opportunity and you don't take serious action and then... You have four years to get it done, and if it doesn't get done, then... How serious is Trump about this?

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1637.031 - 1639.393 Chamath Palihapitiya

You've talked to him about it, yeah?

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1639.654 - 1659.01 Elon Musk

Yeah, he is very serious about it. Got it. No, I think actually the reality is that if we get rid of nonsense regulations and shift people from the government sector to the private sector, we will have immense prosperity, and I think we will have a golden age in this country. And it'll be fantastic. Thank you.

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1660.519 - 1667.521 Friedberg

Can we talk about SpaceX? You have a bunch of critical milestones coming up.

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1668.382 - 1700.825 Elon Musk

Yeah. In fact, there's a very exciting launch that is maybe happening tonight. So if the weather is holding up, then I'm going to leave here, head to Cape Canaveral. for the Polaris Dawn mission, which is a private mission, so funded by Jared Isaacman, and he's an awesome guy. And this will be the first time, the first commercial spacewalk, and it'll be at the highest altitude since Apollo.

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1700.865 - 1705.608 Elon Musk

So it's the furthest from Earth that anyone's gone. Yeah.

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1709.456 - 1712.457 Friedberg

And what comes after that? Let's assume that's successful.

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1712.697 - 1754.364 Elon Musk

I sure hope so, man. No pressure. Yeah, you know, astronaut safety is, man, if I had all the wishes I could save up, that would be the one to put on. So, you know, space is dangerous. So, the... Yeah, the next milestone after that would be the next flight of Starship. The next flight of Starship is ready to fly. We are waiting for regulatory approval.

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1754.384 - 1767.073 Elon Musk

It really should not be possible to build a giant rocket faster than paper can move from one desk to another.

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1774.313 - 1776.474 Chamath Palihapitiya

That stamp is really hard. Approved.

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1778.456 - 1786.54 Antonio Garciga

Yeah. You ever see that movie Zootopia? You ever see that movie Zootopia? There's like a sloth. He's coming in for the approval.

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1786.981 - 1817.537 Elon Musk

Yeah, they accidentally tell a joke and I was like, oh no, this is going to take a long time. But yeah, Zootopia, you know, the funny thing is like, so I went to the DMV about, I don't know, a year later after Zootopia, and to get my license renewal, and the guy, in an exercise of incredible self-awareness, had the sloth from Zootopia in his cube, and he was actually Swift.

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1819.759 - 1824.243 Antonio Garciga

With the mandate, beat the sloth. Beat the sloth. Personal agency, personal agency.

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1824.724 - 1837.324 Elon Musk

No, I mean, sometimes people think the, The government is more competent than it is. I'm not saying that there aren't competent people in the government, they're just in an operating system that is inefficient.

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1838.205 - 1867.572 Elon Musk

Once you move them to a more efficient operating system, their output is dramatically greater, as we've seen when East Germany was reintegrated with West Germany, and the same people were vastly more prosperous, with a basically half-capitalist operating system. But I mean, for a lot of people, like the maybe most direct experience with the government is the DMV.

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1868.954 - 1879.704 Elon Musk

And then the important thing to remember is that the government is the DMV at scale. Right. That's the government. Got the mental picture. How much do you want to scale it?

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1882.813 - 1892.941 Antonio Garciga

Yeah. Sorry, can you go back to Chamath's question on Starship? So you announced just the other day Starship going to Mars in two years. Yeah, by the way.

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1894.843 - 1895.684 David Sacks

Yeah, yeah.

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1895.804 - 1902.189 Antonio Garciga

And then four years for a crewed aspirational launch in the next window. And how much is the government involved?

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1902.209 - 1928.502 Elon Musk

I'm not saying say you're watched by these, but these... But based on our current progress with Starship, we were able to successfully reach Oval of Velocity twice. We were able to achieve soft landings of the booster and the ship in water. And that's despite the ship having half its flaps cooked off. You can see the video on the X platform. It's quite exciting.

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1929.803 - 1961.708 Elon Musk

We think we'll be able to launch reliably and repeatedly and quite quickly. The fundamental holy grail breakthrough for rocketry, the fundamental breakthrough that is needed for life to become multi-planetary is a rapidly reusable, reliable rocket. With a pirate somehow. Throw a pirate in there.

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1962.93 - 1987.842 Elon Musk

Starship is the first rocket design where success is one of the possible outcomes with full reusability. So for any given project, you have to say, this is the circle to write Venn diagrams. Here's a circle, and it is success, the success dot in the circle, is success in the set of possible outcomes.

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1988.102 - 2022.271 Elon Musk

That sounds pretty obvious, but there are often projects where that success is not in the set of possible outcomes. And so Starship, Not only is full reusability in the set of possible outcomes, it is being proven with each launch. And I'm confident we'll succeed. It's simply a matter of time. And if we can get some improvement in the speed of regulation, we could actually move a lot faster. So...

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2023.376 - 2044.441 Elon Musk

That would be very helpful. And in fact, if something isn't done about reducing regulation and sort of speeding up approvals, and to be clear, I'm not talking about anything unsafe. It's simply the processing of the safe thing can be done as fast as the rocket is built, not slower.

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2046.601 - 2078.284 Elon Musk

then we could become a space-faring civilization and a multi-planet species and be out there among the stars in the future. It's incredibly important that we have things that we find inspiring, that you look to the future and say the future is going to be better than the past. Things to look forward to. Kids are a good... a good way to assess this. Like, what are kids fired up about?

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2079.184 - 2104.582 Elon Musk

And if you could say, you know, you could be an astronaut on Mars. You could maybe one day go beyond the solar system. We could make Star Trek, Starfleet Academy real. That is an exciting future. That is inspiring. You know, I mean, you need things that move your heart. Right.

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2104.602 - 2105.122 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yeah.

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2112.884 - 2118.609 Elon Musk

Life can't just be about solving one miserable problem after another. There's got to be things that you look forward to as well.

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2118.929 - 2124.794 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yeah. And do you think you might have to move it to a different jurisdiction to move faster?

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2124.814 - 2132.581 Elon Musk

I've always wondered if like... Rocket technology is considered advanced weapons technology, so we can't just go do it, you know... In another country. Yes.

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2132.881 - 2136.264 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yeah, interesting. And if we don't do it, other countries could do it.

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2137.219 - 2155.255 Chamath Palihapitiya

I mean, they're so far behind us, but theoretically, there's a national security, you know, justification here if somebody can put their thinking caps on, like, do we want to have this technology that you're building, the team's working so hard on, stolen by other countries, and then, you know, maybe they don't have as much red tape.

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2155.836 - 2166.169 Elon Musk

I wish people were trying to steal it. So, no one's trying to steal it. It's just too... It's too crazy, basically.

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2167.37 - 2180.82 Friedberg

And that's for you. Yeah, it's way too crazy. Elon, what do you think is going on that led to Boeing building the Starliner the way that they did? They were able to get it up.

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2183.142 - 2184.603 Chamath Palihapitiya

But not complete.

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2184.864 - 2185.584 Friedberg

But can't complete.

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2185.624 - 2186.305 Chamath Palihapitiya

They can't finish.

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2186.685 - 2191.509 Friedberg

Can't finish. I don't understand. And now you're going to have to go up and finish. Um...

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2195.148 - 2214.082 Elon Musk

Well, I mean, I think Boeing is a company that is, they actually do so much business with the government, they have sort of impedance match to the government. So they're like basically one notch away from the government. They're not far from the government from an efficiency standpoint because they derive so much of their revenue from the government.

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2214.882 - 2244.031 Elon Musk

And a lot of people think, well, SpaceX is super dependent on the government. And actually, no, most of our revenue is commercial. So... And there's been, I think, at least up until perhaps recently, because they have a new CEO who actually shows up in the factory. And the CEO before that I think had a degree in accounting and never went to the factory and didn't know how airplanes flew.

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2245.45 - 2276.402 Elon Musk

Um, so I think if you are in charge of a company that makes airplanes fly and a spacecraft go to orbit, then it can't be a total mystery as to how they work. So, you know, I'm like, sure, if somebody's running Coke or Pepsi and they're great at marketing or whatever, that's fine, because it's not a sort of technology-dependent business.

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2278.163 - 2289.629 Elon Musk

Or if they're running financial consulting in their degrees in accounting, that makes sense. But I think if you're the cavalry captain, you should know how to ride a horse.

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2290.742 - 2292.143 Chamath Palihapitiya

Pretty basic. Yeah.

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2293.724 - 2305.252 Elon Musk

Yeah. It's like it's disconcerting if the cavalry captain just falls off the horse. He's fucking inspired the team. I'm sorry. I'm scared of horses. Gets on backwards. I'm like, oops.

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2308.254 - 2328.827 Jason Calacanis

Shifting gears to AI, Peter was here earlier and he was talking about how so far the only company to really make money off AI is Nvidia with the chips. Do you have a sense yet of where you think the big applications will be from AI? Is it going to be in enabling self-driving? Is it going to be enabling robots? Is it transforming industries?

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2328.887 - 2334.63 Jason Calacanis

I mean, it's still, I think, early in terms of where the big business impact is going to be. Do you have a sense yet?

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2346.521 - 2373.477 Elon Musk

I mean, I think the spending on AI probably runs ahead of, I mean, it does run ahead of the revenue right now. There's no question about that. But the rate of improvement of AI is faster than any technology I've ever seen by far. And it's, I mean, for example, the Turing test used to be a thing.

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2374.753 - 2406.208 Elon Musk

now your basic open source, random LLM, you're writing on a frigging Raspberry Pi probably could, you know, beat the Turing test. So there's, I think actually, the good future of AI is one of immense prosperity where there is, an age of abundance, no shortage of goods and services.

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2407.488 - 2438.503 Elon Musk

Everyone can have whatever they want, except for things we artificially define to be scarce, like some special artwork. But anything that is a manufactured good or provided service will, I think, with the advent of AI plus robotics, that the cost of goods and services will be, trend to zero, I'm not saying it'll be actually zero, but it'll be, everyone will be able to have anything they want.

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2439.763 - 2465.272 Elon Musk

That's the good future. Of course, in my view, that's probably 80% likely, so look on the bright side. Only 20%, 20% probability of annihilation, nothing. Is the 20%, what does that look like? I mean, frankly, I do have to go engage in some degree of deliberate suspension of disbelief with respect to AI in order to sleep well.

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2466.692 - 2488.46 Elon Musk

And even then, because I think the actual issue, the most likely issue is like, well, how do we find meaning in a world where AI can do everything we can do a bit better? That is perhaps the bigger challenge. At this point, I know more and more people who are retired and they seem to enjoy that life.

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2490.502 - 2526.656 Elon Musk

But I think that maybe there'll be some crisis of meaning because the computer can do everything you can do but better. So maybe that'll be a challenge. But really, you need the sort of end effectors. be autonomous cars and you need the sort of humanoid robots or general purpose robots. But once you have general purpose humanoid robots and autonomous vehicles, really you can build anything.

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2529.144 - 2556.305 Elon Musk

And I think that there's no actual limit to the size of the economy. I mean, there's obviously the mass of Earth, like that would be one limit. But the economy is really just the average productivity per person times number of people. That's the economy. And if you've got humanoid robots that can do, where there's no real limit on the number of humanoid robots,

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2557.994 - 2565.16 Elon Musk

and they can operate very intelligently, then there's no actual limit to the economy. There's no meaningful limit to the economy.

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2565.66 - 2572.846 Friedberg

You guys just turned on Colossus, which is like the largest private compute cluster, I guess, of GPUs anywhere.

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2573.287 - 2576.81 Elon Musk

Is that right? It's the most powerful supercomputer of any kind.

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2578.783 - 2598.059 Friedberg

which sort of speaks to what David said and kind of what Peter said, which is a lot of the kind of economic value so far of AI has entirely gone to NVIDIA. But there are people with alternatives and you're actually one with an alternative. Now you have a very specific case because Dojo is really about images and large images, huge video.

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2599.421 - 2624.108 Elon Musk

Yeah, I mean, the Tesla problem is different from the... you know, the sort of LLM problem. The nature of the intelligence actually is actually, and what matters in the AI is different to the point you just made, which is that in Tesla's case, the context length is very long. So we've got gigabytes of context. Gigabyte context windows, yeah.

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2624.128 - 2643.796 Elon Musk

Yeah, you've got, you know, sort of... I was just bringing it up. Kind of billions of tokens of context. Nutty amount of context because you've got seven cameras, and if you've got several, you know, let's say you've got a minute of several high-def cameras, then that's gigabytes. So you need to compress.

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2644.016 - 2676.877 Elon Musk

So the Tesla problem is you've got to compress a gigantic context into the pixels that actually matter, and you know, and condense that over a time, so you've got to, in both the time dimension and the space dimension, you've got to compress the pixels in space and the pixels in time, and then have that inference done on a tiny computer, relatively speaking, a small one, like a few hundred watts.

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2678.478 - 2697.07 Elon Musk

It's a Tesla-designed AI inference computer, which is probably still the best. There isn't a better thing we could buy from suppliers. So the Tesla-designed AI inference computer that's in the cars is better than anything we could buy from any supplier. Just by the way, that's kind of a... The Tesla AI chip team is extremely good.

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2697.21 - 2715.562 Friedberg

You guys, in the design, there was a technical paper and there was a deck that somebody on your team from Tesla published, and it was stunning to me. You designed your own transport control, like, layer over Ethernet. You were like, ah, Ethernet's not good enough for us. You have this TT COE or something, and you're like, oh, we're just going to reinvent Ethernet and, like, string these chips.

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2715.642 - 2717.764 Friedberg

It's pretty incredible stuff that's happening over there.

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2718.024 - 2725.752 Elon Musk

Yeah. No, the Tesla chip design team is extremely good.

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2727.453 - 2740.697 Friedberg

But is there a world where, for example, other people over time that need, you know, some sort of like video use case or image use case could theoretically, you know, you'd say, oh, why not? You know, I have some extra cycles over here. So it should kind of make you a competitor of NVIDIA.

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2740.717 - 2773.33 Elon Musk

It's not intentionally per se, but... Yeah, I mean, the... There's training and inference, and we do have those two projects at Tesla. We've got Dojo, which is the training computer, and then our inference chip, which is in every car, inference computer. At Dojo, we've only had Dojo 1. Dojo 2, we should have Dojo 2 in volume towards the end of next year.

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2775.396 - 2815.014 Elon Musk

And that will be, we think, sort of comparable to sort of a B200 type system, a training system. And, you know, so I guess there's some potential for that to be used as a service. Dojo is just kind of like... I mean, I guess I have like some... improved confidence in Dojo, but I think we won't really know how good Dojo is until probably version three.

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2815.034 - 2831.754 Elon Musk

It usually takes three major iterations on a technology for it to be excellent, and we'll only have the second major iteration next year. The third iteration, I don't know, maybe late 2020. 26 or something like that.

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2832.094 - 2842.74 Chamath Palihapitiya

How's the Optimus project going? I remember when you talked last, and you said this publicly, that it's in doing some light testing inside the factory. Yeah. So it's actually being useful.

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2843.121 - 2854.727 Chamath Palihapitiya

What's the build of materials and when, you know, for something like that at scale, so when you start making it like you're making the Model 3 now and there's a million of them coming off the factory line, what would they cost? $20,000, $30,000, $40,000, you think? Yeah, I mean, I've discovered really that

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2859.861 - 2887.52 Elon Musk

you know, anything made in sufficient volume will asymptotically approach the cost of its materials. So now there's, I should say, some things are constrained by the cost of intellectual property and like paying for patents and stuff. So a lot of, you know, what's in a chip is like paying royalties and depreciation of the chip fab. But the actual marginal cost of the chips is very low.

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2889.75 - 2918.037 Elon Musk

So Optimus obviously is a humanoid robot. It weighs much less and is much smaller than a car. So you could expect that in high volume, and I'd say that you also probably need three production versions of Optimus. So you need to refine the design at least three major times, and then you need to scale production to sort of the million unit plus per year level.

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2919.731 - 2930.018 Elon Musk

And I think at that point, the cost, the labor and materials on Optimus is probably not much more than $10,000.

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2930.079 - 2933.041 Chamath Palihapitiya

Yeah, and that's a decade-long journey, maybe?

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2933.281 - 2939.845 Elon Musk

Basically, think of it like, Optimus will cost less than a small car.

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2940.166 - 2940.366 David Sacks

Right.

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2940.906 - 2961.39 Elon Musk

So at scale volume with three major iterations of technology, and so if a small car you know, costs $25,000, you know, it's probably like, I don't know, $20,000 for an Optimus, for a humanoid robot that can be your buddy, like a combination of R2-D2 and C-3PO, but better.

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2961.41 - 2988.292 Elon Musk

Yeah, I mean... Honestly, I think people are going to get really attached to their humanoid robot because, I mean, like you look at sort of what Star Wars is like, R2-D2 and C-3PO, I love those guys. Yeah. You know, they're awesome. and their personality, and I mean, all R2 could do is just beep at you. You couldn't speak English. Maybe C3PO to translate the beeps.

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2988.852 - 2996.414 Chamath Palihapitiya

So you're in year two of that, if you did two or three years per iteration or something, it's a decade-long journey for this to hit some sort of scale.

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2997.055 - 3010.152 Elon Musk

I would say major iterations are less than two years, so it's probably on the order of five years. maybe six to get to a million units a year.

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3010.832 - 3022.918 Chamath Palihapitiya

And at that price point, everybody can afford one on planet Earth. I mean, it's going to be that one-to-one, two-to-one. What do you think, ultimately, if we're sitting here in 30 years, the number of robots on the planet versus humans?

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3023.598 - 3045.662 Elon Musk

Yeah, I think the number of robots will vastly exceed the number of humans. Vastly, yeah. Vastly exceed. I mean, you have to say, who would not want their robot buddy? Everyone wants a robot buddy. Totally. You know, it's just like, especially if it can, you know, it can take care of your, take your dog for a walk, it could, you know,

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3046.615 - 3056.38 Elon Musk

mow the lawn, it could watch your kids, it could teach your kids, it could... But we could also send it to Mars. Yeah, absolutely.

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3056.4 - 3061.923 Antonio Garciga

We could send a lot of robots to Mars to do the work needed to make it a colonized planet for humans.

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3061.943 - 3092.562 Elon Musk

Mars is already a robot planet. There's a whole bunch of robots, like rovers and helicopters. It's only robots. Yeah, it's only robots. So yeah, the... No, I think the sort of useful humanoid robot opportunity is the single biggest opportunity ever. Because if you assume like, I mean, the ratio of humanoid robots to humans is going to be at least two to one, maybe three to one.

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3093.969 - 3098.71 Elon Musk

Because everybody will want one, and then there'll be a bunch of robots that you don't see that are making goods and services.

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3098.811 - 3103.352 Friedberg

And you think it's one generalized robot that then learns how to do different tasks? Yeah.

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3105.212 - 3110.494 Elon Musk

I mean, we are a generalized robot. Yeah, we're a generalized non-robot. We're just made of meat, you know?

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3112.075 - 3113.795 Friedberg

We're a meatbot, a generalized meatbot.

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3114.075 - 3135.358 Elon Musk

Yeah, I mean, I'm operating my meat puppet, you know? So, yeah, we are actually, and by the way, it turns out like as we're designing Optimus, we sort of learn more and more about why humans are shaped the way they're shaped. And why we have five fingers and why your little finger is smaller than your index finger.

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3135.378 - 3166.337 Elon Musk

Obviously why you have opposable thumbs, but also why, for example, the muscles, the major muscles that operate your hand are actually in your forearm. and your fingers are primarily operated. The muscles that actuate your fingers are located, the vast majority of your finger strength is actually coming from your forearm. And your fingers are being operated by tendons, little strings.

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3169.278 - 3194.51 Elon Musk

And so the current version of the Optimus hand has the actuators in the hand. and has only 11 degrees of freedom. So it doesn't have all the degrees of freedom of human hand, which has, depending on how you count it, roughly 25 degrees of freedom. And it's also not strong enough in certain ways because the actuators have to fit in the hand.

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3195.811 - 3219.361 Elon Musk

So the next generation Optimus hand, which we have in prototype form, the actuators have moved to the forearm, just like a human, and they operate the fingers through cables, just like the human hand. And the next generation hand has 22 degrees of freedom, which we think is enough to do almost anything that a human can do.

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3222.664 - 3240.407 Friedberg

And presumably, I think it was written that X and Tesla may work together and, you know, provide services. But my immediate thought went to, oh, if you just provide a grok to the robot, then the robot has a personality and can process voice and video and images and all of that stuff. As we wrap here.

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3242.43 - 3249.355 Chamath Palihapitiya

I think everybody talks about all the projects you're working on, but people don't know you have a great sense of humor.

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3249.995 - 3250.516 Elon Musk

That's not true.

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3250.816 - 3262.784 Chamath Palihapitiya

Oh, you do. You do. People don't see it, but I would say, I know for me, the funniest week of my life, or one of the funniest, was when you did SNL, and I got to tag along. Maybe you saw it.

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3264.585 - 3274.473 Chamath Palihapitiya

Maybe behind the scenes, some of your funniest recollections of that chaotic, insane week when we laughed for 12 hours a day.

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3274.493 - 3283.08 Elon Musk

It was a little terrorizing on the first couple of days, but... Yeah, I was a bit worried at the beginning there because, frankly, nothing was funny.

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3284.801 - 3285.782 Chamath Palihapitiya

Day one was rough.

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3286.222 - 3289.865 Elon Musk

Rough. Yeah, so, I mean...

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3291.107 - 3296.909 Friedberg

It's like a rule, but can't you guys just say it? Just say the stuff that got on the cut.

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3296.929 - 3299.73 Jason Calacanis

The funniest skits were the ones they didn't let you do. That's what I'm saying. Can you just say it?

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3299.75 - 3303.111 Friedberg

There were a couple of funny ones, yeah, that they didn't let us do. You can say it so that he doesn't get it.

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3303.631 - 3305.052 Elon Musk

I mean, how much time do we have here?

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3305.112 - 3311.994 Chamath Palihapitiya

We should just give him one or two. In your mind, which one do we regret most? Not getting on air.

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3315.168 - 3316.809 Elon Musk

You really wanna hear that? I mean.

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3318.891 - 3321.573 Chamath Palihapitiya

I mean, it was a little spicy. It was a little funny.

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3323.514 - 3323.874 Elon Musk

Okay.

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3326.236 - 3326.637 Unknown

Here we go.

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3326.677 - 3355.971 Elon Musk

All right, here we go, guys. All right, so one of the things that I think everyone's been sort of wondering this whole time is, is Saturday Night Live actually live? Like live. Live, live, live. Or do they have like a delay or like just in case, you know, there's a wardrobe malfunction or something like that. Is it like a, you know, five second delay? What's really going on?

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3356.632 - 3358.153 Elon Musk

But there's a way to test this.

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3358.433 - 3360.514 David Sacks

Right. We came up with a way.

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3360.534 - 3382.148 Elon Musk

There's a way to test this, which is we don't tell them what's going on. I walk on and say, this is the script I'll throw on the ground. We're gonna find out tonight, right now, if Saturday Night Live is actually live. And the way that we're going to do this is I'm going to take my cock out.

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3388.311 - 3398.375 David Sacks

This is the greatest pitch ever. And if you see my cock, you know it's true.

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3399.955 - 3401.877 Elon Musk

And if you don't, it's been a lie.

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3402.538 - 3405.501 Chamath Palihapitiya

It's been a lie all these years. All these years.

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3405.521 - 3406.803 Elon Musk

We're gonna bust them right now.

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3407.263 - 3409.045 Chamath Palihapitiya

And this, we're pitching this.

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3409.325 - 3433.25 Elon Musk

Yeah, yeah, so we're pitching this. On Zoom. Yeah, we're pitching this on Zoom on like a Monday. It's COVID. Yeah, we're like kind of hungover from the weekend and we're like pitching this at noon. We're in Miami, yeah. And it's, you know, Jason's on. And Mike, you know, my friends who I think are sort of quite funny, you know, Jason's quite funny.

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3433.79 - 3438.935 Elon Musk

I think Jason's the closest thing to Cartman that exists in real life.

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3439.576 - 3442.419 Chamath Palihapitiya

We have a joke going that he's Butters and I'm Cartman.

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3446.891 - 3468.502 Elon Musk

And my friend Mike's pretty funny too. So we come in just like guns blazing with ideas. And we didn't realize actually that's not how it works. That's normally like actors and they just get told what to do. I'm like, oh, you mean we can't just like... do funny things that we thought of. What?

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3468.923 - 3473.807 Chamath Palihapitiya

They're watching this, and on the Zoom, they're aghast at Eli's pitch.

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3474.027 - 3480.011 David Sacks

Yeah, and it's silence. And I was like, is this thing working? Are we muted?

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3480.131 - 3492.701 Elon Musk

Is our mic on? And they're like, we hear you. And then after a long silence, Mike just says the word, crickets. And they're not laughing. Not even a chuckle. I'm like, what's going on here?

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3492.721 - 3495.784 Chamath Palihapitiya

And then Elon explains the punchline, which is... Yes, exactly.

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3496.004 - 3498.106 David Sacks

So there's more to it.

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3498.486 - 3500.468 Elon Musk

Okay. Yes.

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3501.769 - 3502.47 David Sacks

That's just the beginning.

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3504.111 - 3534.636 Elon Musk

So Elon says... So then I'm like... So I say, like, I'm going to reach down... Into my pants. Into my pants. And I stick my hand in my pants. And I'm going to pull my cock out. And I tell this to the audience. And the audience is going to be like, what? Right. And? And then I pull out a baby rooster. You know?

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3534.996 - 3535.216 David Sacks

Yes.

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3535.456 - 3553.222 Elon Musk

And it's like, okay, this is kind of PG. It's not that bad. This is my tiny cock. And... And it's like, what do you think? And do you think it's an ice cock? I mean, I like it.

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3553.242 - 3564.936 Chamath Palihapitiya

And I pitch. I'm like, and then Kate McKinnon walks out. Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, oh no, but you haven't heard half of it. So Kate McKinnon comes out and she says, Elon, I expected you would have a bigger cock.

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3565.356 - 3576.841 Elon Musk

Yeah. I don't mean to disappoint you, Kate, but yeah. But I hope you like it anyway. But Kate's got to come out with her cat, okay?

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3576.961 - 3577.141 David Sacks

Right.

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3580.123 - 3611.48 Elon Musk

And Kate says... You can see where this is going. And I say, wow, that's a nice pussy you've got there, Kate. Wow, that's amazing. It looks a little wet. Was it raining outside? No. Do you mind if I stroke your pussy? Is that cool? It's like, oh, no, Elon, actually, can I hold your cock? Of course, Kate, you definitely hold my cock. And then, you know, we exchange.

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3611.6 - 3622.969 Elon Musk

And I think just the audio version of this is pretty good. Right. And, you know, it's just like, wow, I really like stroking your cock. And I was like...

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3625.905 - 3629.507 Chamath Palihapitiya

And then Eli says, I'm really enjoying shrugging your pussy.

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3629.527 - 3633.489 Unknown

Yes, of course. And yeah, so, you know.

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3633.509 - 3639.893 Chamath Palihapitiya

They're looking at us like, oh my God, what have we done inviting these lunatics on the program?

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3640.893 - 3645.336 Unknown

Yeah, and then they said like, well, it is Mother's Day.

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3647.897 - 3651.079 Chamath Palihapitiya

It's Mother's Day. We might not want to go with this one.

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3651.1 - 3654.322 Elon Musk

A lot of moms in the audience. And I'm like, well, that's a good point.

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3654.402 - 3655.283 Chamath Palihapitiya

Fair, fair.

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3655.784 - 3660.708 Elon Musk

It might be a bit uncomfortable for all the moms in the audience. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they'll dig it. Maybe they'll like it.

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3661.509 - 3677.006 Chamath Palihapitiya

So, yeah. Yeah, that was... That's the cold open that didn't make it. We didn't get that on the air. But we did fight for Doge.

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3677.386 - 3677.626 Elon Musk

Yes.

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3678.187 - 3679.287 Chamath Palihapitiya

And we got Doge on the air.

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3679.467 - 3686.031 Elon Musk

I mean, there's a bunch of things that I said that were just not on the script. They have these cue cards for what you're supposed to say, and I just didn't say it. I just went off the rails.

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3686.251 - 3690.033 David Sacks

Yeah. They didn't see that coming. Yeah, it's live. Well, it's live.

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3693.837 - 3703.283 Chamath Palihapitiya

And so Elon wanted to do Doge. This is the other one. And he wanted to do Doge on late night. And he says, hey, J. Cal, can you make sure?

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3703.303 - 3712.029 Elon Musk

Oh, yeah. I wanted to do the Doge father, like you sort of redo that scene from The Godfather. I mean, you kind of need the music to cue things up.

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3716.377 - 3718.638 Chamath Palihapitiya

You bring me on my daughter's wedding.

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3719.718 - 3730.503 Elon Musk

Listen, you ask for Doge. And I give you Bitcoin, but you want Doge. Exactly. You really got to set the mood. You got to have a tuxedo. And this whole concept of the Doge father.

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3730.563 - 3750.472 Unknown

And you got to have like, Marlon Brando. You come to me on this day of my Doge's wedding. And you asked me for your private keys. Are you even a friend? You call me the Deutsch father.

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3756.883 - 3757.584 Unknown

That's potential.

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3757.964 - 3769.21 Chamath Palihapitiya

They had great potential. So they come to me and I'm talking to Colin and Joe, who's got a great sense of humor and he's amazing, he loves Elon. And he's like, we can't do it because of the law and stuff like that.

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3769.27 - 3769.751 Unknown

The law?

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3769.991 - 3800.164 Chamath Palihapitiya

The law and liability. So I said, it's okay. Elon called Comcast and he put in an offer and they just accepted it. He just bought NBC, so it's fine. Yeah. And Colin Jost looks at me, so good, and he's like, you're serious? I'm like, yep, we own NBC now. And he's like, okay, well, that kind of changes things, doesn't it? I'm like, absolutely, we're a go on Doge.

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3801.225 - 3804.026 Chamath Palihapitiya

And then he's like, you're fucking with me. And I'm like, I'm fucking with you.

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3805.586 - 3805.907 David Sacks

Or are we?

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3806.147 - 3813.499 Chamath Palihapitiya

Or are we? It was the greatest week of, and that is like two of 10 stories.

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3813.759 - 3815.46 Elon Musk

We'll save the other eight.

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3816.38 - 3838.632 Chamath Palihapitiya

But it was, and I was just so happy for you to see you have a great week of just joy and fun and letting go, because you were launching rockets, you're dealing with so much bullshit in your life, to have those moments, to share them and just laugh, it was just so great. And more of those moments. I think we gotta get you back on SNL. Who wants him back on SNL one more time?

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3838.852 - 3842.237 Chamath Palihapitiya

All right, ladies and gentlemen, our bestie, Elon Musk.

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