PJ Vogt

So what's a salon?

Well, I finally looked it up.

I have to say, in a moment where the country's in vast national crisis, people are very uncertain about the future, I like that we're just doing some classic podcasting here.

Some people entered periods of greater mental fuzziness.

I was a fuzzy guy.

My guess is that I was flushing everything down my toilet.

I was real, like, the world's ending, there's no rules.

I was living like a caveman.

And I lost some weight.

Yeah.

I bet that like the ancient Romans and Japanese would look at us with the thin, thin ply toilet paper on our fingers and be like, why aren't you using a stick?

It's a bunch of people, slow motion swimmers, slow motion dancers, slow motion shot of a bunch of ladies bathing suit.

You will find... Okay, can I already say I remember this commercial?

Yeah, well, guess what else is in the bathroom, Garrett?

No, you could just wet toilet paper yourself.

You don't have to buy pre-wet toilet paper.

There was, you know, five guys living there, three on the couch.

And we were packing the bathrooms with baby wipes.

Hi, Sharks.

My name's Sean Riley, and I'm here with my good friends, Ryan Megan and Jeff Klimkowski, and we're the guys of Dude Products, hailing from Chicago, Illinois.