Luke
Appearances
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
But you only get like 75 cents on those games.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
They kind of had a famous racket, though, GameStop.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
They're toll booth operators represented in union, yeah. Okay.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
You know the playlist I'm talking about. I love the playlist. I don't want to hear Oreo whatever all day, all right? Oreo chaffer?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
I get to see the light on. iPhone full volume. I can hear all the Star Wars.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
It's like you're selling Spotify right now.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
Nobody ride for free. Gas, grass, or ass.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
Serene Lakes, Tahoe to Reno, Nevada? Yeah. 48 minutes. That's it?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
It's in Tahoe National Forest, and then it gets you right to Reno, man. Do Serene Lakes, California. I'm in Serene Lakes. 38 minutes. What? Yeah, Reno's right over the border, man.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
You can go to Canada's Wonderland. I'd like to do the reverse. Yeah, that's their Disney theme park. Is it an actual Disney? No.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
What about you, Twinkle Toes? Like 750.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
When I was like eight. You peed on them? Yeah, I was peeing. I remember me and my brother peeing in a bottle. Money or something? All the time. In a bottle? Yeah, in the car. I mean, we did it enough, yeah. We did it so much. I just weirdly remember that. And then you get scared when it gets to the top.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
I don't think they sell them at Wawa. I can get them on Instacart.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
If you're in the right state, for sure.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
I was worried when we were first doing car trips. He's great.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley!
About 25 hours and 47 minutes. Jesus, dude. It went by like it was five. God. Over 1,500 miles. Woo! My dad in a Dodge.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
How about this? Would you want to go back to talking online? I'm better online. Oh, there we go. That's an idea.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Okay. Okay, guys. I could do that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Look, my friends are my best interest. And if you don't see that, then I don't know. Maybe you don't deserve me. Good.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Okay, fine. That's cool with me. I thought that would work. Have fun with the other Luke then.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Listen, Claire, I apologize. I honestly, I would actually like to go out with you again.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
She's really hot, though, and I'm telling you, man, the online dating scene is rough. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Y'all, this is great. I haven't felt this welcome in a long time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh, I don't want to pat myself on the back, but she's pretty hot. I had to riz it up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Or would you want to be more vague with us about it? Well, she asked me, like, what I was up to, and I'm like, I don't know, saving a cat from a tree, no big deal. Oh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Yeah, it got a laugh. It got a laugh. Oh, okay. And I told her a couple other things, like, oh, I had to deliver the cat to an orphanage.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Don't give away my trade secret. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Trust me. I was as shocked as anybody else that she actually gave me her number and showed up to the date. I was expecting to eat sushi by myself. Oh, okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I love that. Yeah. We went to sushi, and she's pretty hot in real life, too. I thought I might have been catfished, but nope.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
regular stuff you know we talked about like enjoying like hiking and work nothing too fancy but okay i gotta imagine my riz must not have been as good in person as it was online because she hasn't been calling me back that's interesting because you i mean just talking to you in this amount of time you seem like a fun playful like good personality type of guy yeah don't forget good looking and uh yeah i'm gonna come clean now i don't want you guys to tell her this but
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I actually brought a friend to the dinner with me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
No, but look, look, you got to think smart about this. It would be weird if just one dude was sitting by himself at a table next to your table. Oh, you couple.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Trust me, she did not know. Girls always know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
No, I didn't think so. I mean, listen, all I would do is if I felt like I was kind of running out of some riz, there was a little bit of like a lull in the conversation, I'd just...
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
No, no, no. No, you're just on your own. Okay. It's just me for now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Mine was also for safety. It was for conversational safety.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Which is equal in my eyes, I think.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I went four times. Oh, no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
It's a big deal. I mean, it seems helpful. It fueled me up. You know, I went back out there and kept making her laugh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
And how did the date end? It was a little kiss. It was a little peck on the cheek.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
At this point, I kind of feel like if I don't get a call back, we all lost.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
They were like, yeah, man, she's all about it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
No, no, that's what they told me after the date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh, no, they weren't in the bushes. They were in their car in the parking lot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I know. I appreciate that, and I appreciate them. I really want you guys to do whatever you can to help get me the second date, and if you could, please don't mention that my friends were there. I don't want her to know that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
A little eavesdropper over there. Lukey there? Oh, my gosh. I cannot believe he said that. What an idiot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Listen, I'm sorry. You're really attractive and you're really cool and I was just nervous and I wanted to have some buddies there to kind of just help me with the date. I'm sorry. I didn't tell you. I thought it would be uncomfortable and weird. So those guys were like your training wheels.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I guess you could say that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
It would have helped us if we had known your parents were there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Well, I kind of set it up like a performance restaurant kind of thing. They were just there to help.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Uh, okay. Lisa... Did you not like Macklemore?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
When I was singing, did I have the music up a little bit too loud? Because I wanted it really up high for energy. Good question.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
I'm going to pop some cash. Hey, what's up with that voice? So enthusiastic.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
That was a little too harsh for you to ask me. What if I play a different Macklemore song?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Luke, you're in a better place though now. Leave it up to him. Yeah, I am better now. I didn't think it was going to be that big of a deal, but I am not going to make that mistake ever. Okay. That's good.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
And lately I've been trying a new strategy. I try and let the person know who I am. I mean, because if they know who I am, then it'll be a lot harder to ghost me. At least I would think.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
I mean, because you know how, like, first dates are.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Well, one of the things that I like anybody that I'm dating to know is that I used to be in a band.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Yeah, I mean, I try and do like a funny lead up into the day and give them hints about my musical talents.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
I mean, that's not really fun. I mean, there's no mystery behind it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Okay, so what I did at dinner when I was with her was that I drew a picture of a microphone on a napkin.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Oh yeah, that could be rude. It wasn't like I was completely ignoring her. I mean, you know, I can walk and chew gum at the same time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Um, she didn't really say anything. She just kind of gave me a look.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
I tried to put, like, dots on the top of it to show it was a microphone. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
No, I didn't want to blow the surprise, honestly.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
So then later on, I played something for her on the jukebox, a little Macklemore. I'm going to pop some tags.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Thrift shop. I don't want to hear that song.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Well, I thought it would be, but I just kept telling her, do you like this? Do you like that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Okay, well... We finished our drinks and I was like, I have to take you somewhere for dinner. Do you trust me?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
What did she say? She said no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Where'd you go for dinner? I drove her to my place, and, you know, I had dinner there waiting. I also had my karaoke set up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
So I wound up singing the Macklemore song to her while she ate.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
She did clap after the song.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
When I was driving her home, I did try one more hint, and so I did try and play another surprise song, which was Macklemore again.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
I mean, I really like thrift shops.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
I probably should just follow through.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
Hi. For the record, it is my place. It's just that because we were already out, I asked my parents to make dinner and have it ready. No. So how else was I going to make sure that everything was ready for you? Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
I didn't lie. They have a cue to my place and they come over and make dinner all the time. Oh, that's nice.
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
And they're so fucking completely unselfaware. Well, they'll get on me in my comments about how you're just you're just angry. And then they'll proceed to call me just like a laundry list of slurs. And it's like, well, you're obviously pretty angry, too. Like, let's not let's, you know, pot meet kettle here, buddy.
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
I think it was spineless of him to act like he was going to stand up to him for a while and then back down the second he had a little fucking bite. I mean, the Democrats are routinely the party of hand-rigging, but they fucking – they gave me just a little bit of hope that they were going to do something for once. Whether it was a good choice or not, they were going to do something.
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
They had an action plan, and they had people – were firmly in support of it, and then he backed the fuck down. I mean, there were people at his office in New York. They were like, what the fuck are you doing? And he said, all right, whatever. And I can't stand that. If you say you're going to do something, fucking do it. Yeah.
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
Yeah, like the issue with me is not the choice. Like two bad choices, that's all you had. But you fucking wishy-washed it so it makes you look like you got no spine. Like just pick which ones you're going to fucking do. Say this is our plan with it and move forward. Like you had two bad options. No one's faulting you for which one you picked.
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
I mean some people are, but like the manner in which you did it is more of the issue for me.
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
Well, to start out, if you've seen my videos, you know the passionate rage that typically gets exhibited. Now, imagine that directed entirely towards a laptop here about 40 minutes ago because that's what was going on. I mean, these guys literally heard garbled fuck for about 45 minutes. But after that, the way I got involved is I got a message from Rich saying,
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
Wherein he saw my biggest video, the one about free lunch and said, hey, we'd love to have you come join this group chat. And I was like, well, okay. I don't really know who you are, but sure. And I joined this group chat and lo and behold, it's a bunch of old people. But I had a lot to learn. So I joined and I've learned like so much. I love it. I love it.
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
But the reason I started – I'm both the youngest in age and youngest in account of everybody that's on this. And the reason I started is I watched Democracy fucking die November 6th. Like I watched it from a laundromat and I was like, well, this is trash. And like the next three days, I bitched to everyone in my life constantly. And it got to the point where they're like, all right, we get it.
The Find Out Podcast
Welcome to the Find Out Podcast
It sucks. And like – He's just bringing everybody down. So I said, fine, I'll go bitch to the internet. And it started out as just like a kind of a sarcastic critique of what was going on. And it's very much turned into rage, which I'm totally good with knowing being that guy. But anyway, that's how I got started.
The Ramsey Show
Go Slow: Never Invest in What You Don’t Understand
He's closer than I am. Yeah, I'm a little closer. She's got three years.
The Ramsey Show
Go Slow: Never Invest in What You Don’t Understand
Are they here? Oh, they're here. They're here. Oh, they're with us. I didn't see them. I didn't know they were here. Oh, buddy. Look at them.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
Hey, thanks for having me on the call. I love the show. My question is 50% of my income is in my housing, and I have $190,000 in stock. So should I sell the stock and recast my mortgage to lower my monthly payment?
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
I bring home $6,300 per month before 401K.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
So my parents and grandparents have been good to me, and I have some savings. But, yeah, we're not saving a whole lot each month. You're not breathing.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
Yeah. Yeah, it is not a sustainable situation.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
positively so i just got just got a new job and um now um i was making 85 now i'm going to be making 95 and so i'm that 6300 per month is from that 95 my new salary okay what what decision making framework or process allowed you to do something this stupid well um i mean you you you signed up for death here right right right so yeah my wife Yeah. Yeah.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
So my wife had an income as well when we first bought the house. Her income was the same as mine. So it was much better. Then we had two kids and we decided that at some point we would have to either move or increase our income. And she wanted to, or we decided that she would stay home with the kids, but we knew that we would have to either move or increase our income for that to happen.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
And so we're just getting to that point where... And you didn't do either?
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
Yeah. Um, one other question is, um, you know, I had had questions about, you know, would I miss out on gains in the stock? And I kind of feel like I shouldn't worry about the gains and missing out on gains in the stock if, you know, if it's helping with my monthly budget. But how do you feel about that?
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Wait for Someone Else To Fix Your Life
I want stability and a house. I don't really care about the gangs. Okay.