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Chapter 1: What is 'Are You Garbage' all about?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Hey!
It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it out to be classy. Yeah! Except they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash! I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in a new edition. She's upstairs cleaning her gun. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! That's from Colton on Patreon.
Shout out to this old Patreon. You can throw your own tooties into the mix, and I got to tell you, that's a goddamn home run. I was giggling last night. Shout out to the homies. And give it up for my co-host who's coming at you from across the street. Colton, get in here. I'm tanking. Tagged a big man out. Hey, you pitch a half an inning. Kevin Ryan, everybody. What's up, gang?
Thanks for, got the giggles already, big guy. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes and now Spotify as well. We're cooking over there. Then obviously, full video available on YouTube. Then the greatest website of all time. Sweet Lord, sing it. And they say, don't do it on the app. Don't download the app. I'm getting, go to www.
Patreon.com slash RUGarbage. You go over there. You can get up to two bonus episodes a week. You get episodes of hard feelings. You get a... A bonus episode of AYG. Plus you get the back catalog from the last freaking, I don't know, four years or something like that. You get all that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir. It's good stuff. What are you laughing at? So you can also do my job for me.
Wouldn't you be great? Subbing this out. Soon we're just going to get like a big mannequin and just put a TV on its head and you're going to be in bed. Dude, I was reading them last night. I was fucking dying laughing. Yeah, so that's something new we're doing. You can, every now and then, or however it goes, I mean, they're hitting dingers off the bat.
So you can submit your own tootie, and the big man will go through. I don't get to know them, and he's going to, you know. You get to shoot your tootie shot. I love it. Shout out to Colton. Great job, buddy. Fantastic. I wanted to ask you this. Hit me, big guy. I was taking some heat for this last night at the apartment. Seems to be the huge these days.
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Chapter 2: Is it trashy to eat over the sink?
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Yeah, man.
And I'll be honest with you, in my adult life, I've yet to have... Any type of experience with it at all. No. Where it was like remotely an issue. I've been in accidents. My car's been stolen. My insurance is fine. It's not. I mean, I live in New York City, so it ain't fucking. I can't go to the general, but I mean, it's fine. I'm not like. I've never been like, oh, you got a speeding ticket.
And then they turn around like your insurance is now tripled, which I was told to me.
And you're doing six months in jail.
Which was going to happen. Yeah.
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