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Chapter 1: What is the premise of the Are You Garbage podcast?
Chapter 2: Who are the hosts of the podcast?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Hey.
It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Dave Tully, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She's in the garage power lifting. Okay. That's by our good pal Cody Winters on the old Patreon.
And I got to give a shout out to Charles Terry, who wrote the one during the being in and Jordan episode. Okay. Which I got flustered because they're both lunatics. Shout out to you.
You are not. Give him a shout out. You are not lying. Yeah, she's powerlifting out there, dude. What, though? Some knee jerks? 2025, she's just getting it done. She's after it. Hang jerks. Hang jerks. I've done that. Squabbles. What's it called? If you get caught, that will jam you up. Goblet squat. You like a goblet squat?
I don't know what that is. They suck. Okay. I don't like them at all. Mike Coase is coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman. Just opened up his third Krispy Kreme franchise.
It's expanding his empire. Kevin James Ryan. What up, everybody? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. And now Spotify. Check that out over there, gang. Look at that. Full video available on YouTube. And obviously, the greatest website of all time. www.patreon.com. All your garbage. Go over there.
You get all your bonus content, gang. You sign up now. You get four years of bonus content. I'm talking videos. I'm talking... On the road stuff, behind the scenes.
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Chapter 3: What funny stories do the hosts share about restaurant etiquette?
They're riding the bike. They're doing some drills. They probably going to get.
You can do all that stuff in your apartment.
Yeah, but not with Harper. Yeah, you just want to hang out with hot guys. Sure. Okay. Castellanos, hang out with the boys, couple massages, go have a couple of steaks down there. You know what I mean? It's probably really nice. Have people come in and out a couple of days. They probably set you up with a condo down there, a little per diem. It seems nice. Plus the broads probably ain't too bad.
Probably all hanging around here. Trying to get their hands on one before the season starts.
Sure. You know what I mean? Maybe sink your hooks into a new rookie or something. Maybe he's got a good year. Dude hits it.
Get pregnant real quick.
I know how it works. You're just down there flirting with all the guys. We go down for a game in March. You're in the outfield. Hey, Harper. I'll suck your dick.
Hey, you're a married man. What? He's a married man. So are you. All right. That would be fun to do it. What about a fantasy camp? Can I do a fantasy baseball camp? Do they have that still?
Hey, Chubbs, your whole life is a fantasy game. You eat nine sandwiches a day. You have three dinners. What are you talking about? Your whole life is a fantasy.
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