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Chapter 1: What is the Route 66 special about?
Kempi, you see this? We got this Route 66 special dropping.
You ain't lying, big man. We got the live shows from every city on the tour, plus the boys on the bus seeing this great country of ours. It's dropping February 25th on our YouTube page. Make sure you tune in to the live premiere.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Hey, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. And just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host.
Thanks for only coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in the new edition. Unfortunately, we are not going to see her for a little bit. Oh, God. Just go on a trip with the girls. Go down to Cancun. Relax. She's fine. Okay. She wants to stretch her wings a little bit. She wants to go down there, get nailed. I don't know what she does down there.
So what are you doing, Cancun? I don't know what I'm doing. Spring break's right around the corner. You know what I'm saying? My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode here at Tootie's. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman, and I believe he just got shot down for a car loan. What?
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James, Ryan, everybody. It's still pending, but it ain't looking great.
It ain't bad credit. It's not enough credit. Not bad. What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube and now Spotify. And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. But even more important, www.youtube.com. You go over there for the root. 66 tour special that is dropping.
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Chapter 2: How do Kippy and Foley plan their road trips?
What about you, Twinkle Toes? Like 750.
Look at you, huh? What credit do you have, though?
AMX, baby. I think that's our card.
So I had to apply. Talk to the guy out there. Should we do a plug?
You get on the phone with somebody? Got on the phone with a closer. Let's see if he makes it happen.
Old school closer. Freddie Beans. Shout out to Fred Beans at Doylestown, a Bucks County guy. I get chopping it up with him. That should be 10% off the ARP, whatever it is.
Yeah. Something. Freddie. Call me. But you could shut down. I'll do it. You know, it's kind of like I got Patty, too. We got Patty in the pocket. I shouldn't get shot down.
I mean, I'm a senior eyebrows. I'm pushing 40. I should be able to get a car. I don't think that's crazy. If I get denied a car. I mean, I did get denied that Lincoln not too long ago. That was about a year. Yeah, it was about 14. I did get denied a Lincoln. Damn, that was... Dude, I had to walk out of there because I didn't even have a car. I had to walk down the street and wait for an Uber.
Still trying to play hardball? That was a bad... Okay, now thinking about it, I might not get this car. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. You got tooties behind it. I should be able to get a car loan. Whatever. We'll see. Put the Buck Hunter up.
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Chapter 7: How can listeners get involved with the AYG community?
I start sending out my feelers to all my group texts. I say, hey, because I'm calling. I didn't get a response. So I go, hey, we know anybody over there at Beansies. I thought we did. We had a homie that worked there. A homie did, but I lost the message or the comment or whatever. I don't know where that went. I can't go back and find that now. As long as the internet.
The internet is a busy place. That was weeks ago. But I reached out, and everybody's like, I mean, right away, Pat's like, yo, talk to my dad. Shut up, Mr. S. He was like, talk to my dad. And then by that time, I had heard back already. Nice. But you got to go in with somebody. But then this guy ended up, I grew up not that far from him, like three minutes away. He's like, where are you from?
I'm like, Bucks. I'm at Bucks now. We're chopping it up.
I remember Patty embarrasses him. He also wants to come to his show. Who?
The guy we're working with.
Let's see what the fucking deal looks like.
I mean, that's what I said. I said, hey, money, you make right on a deal. I'll throw a couple two-tree tickets your way. Half price. Maybe a T-shirt signed.
Charge it for the electric. Patty did that fucking when we went in to get one of the cars.
uh she the guy knew a friend of ours or something like that and we were in there it was like the guy that owned the place was like the one handling us because it was a favorite of the the person that we knew but then his wife showed up and my mom like introduced like oh we've known whatever and the guy's like well we just met but i'm like what the Getting banged over the head for this.
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