George W. Bush
Appearances
Aftermath: Hunt for the Anthrax Killer
Aftermath: Hunt for the Anthrax Killer — Trailer
Good morning. As all Americans know, recent weeks have brought a second wave of terrorist attacks upon our country. Deadly anthrax spores sent through the U.S. mail.
Global News Podcast
Israeli airstrikes have hit several targets inside Yemen
We concluded a historic agreement on nuclear power. It's not an easy job for the Prime Minister to achieve this agreement. I understand it's not easy for the American president to achieve this agreement, but it's a necessary agreement.
The Daily
Trump Takes Aim at the Department of Education
Public schools are Americans' great hope and making them work for every child. is America's great duty.
The Daily
Trump Takes Aim at the Department of Education
Compassionate conservatism places great hope and confidence in public education.
The Daily
Trump Takes Aim at the Department of Education
While all can enter our schools, many, too many, are not learning there.
The Daily
Trump Takes Aim at the Department of Education
The new education reforms we have passed in Washington give the federal government a new role in public education.
The Daily
Trump Takes Aim at the Department of Education
It is conservative to let local communities chart their own path to excellence. It is compassionate to insist that every child learns so that no child is left behind.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Earth Day
I believe that today's children will one day take their driver's test in a hydrogen-powered, pollution-free car.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Earth Day
Today, I announce a new plan to extend a human presence across our solar system with human missions to Mars and to worlds beyond.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Earth Day
In the park, had I been there, I'd have reminded people today's Earth Day.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Earth Day
We didn't create this Earth, but we have an obligation to protect it. One of the interesting things about our nation... is that since 1970, the air's cleaner and the water's more pure, and we're using our land better, and our economy's grown a lot.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Earth Day
We didn't create this earth, but we have an obligation to protect it. One of the interesting things about our nation is that since 1970, the air is cleaner and the water is more pure and we're using our land better.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Earth Day
This nation does not have to choose between a strong economy and a clean environment.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
I'm pleased to be here at Guernsey Office Products. Thank you very much, David, for being an entrepreneur, a dreamer, a doer.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
My first question as a small business owner is, what are you going to do about it, President Bush? I paid my mortgage. I paid my bills. What are you doing? You're terrible at this.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
We're engineering cold-tolerant elephants using DNA from ancient, extinct woolly mammoths to help us with climate change.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
There aren't that many solutions that address the gigantic amount of carbon that could be released in the form of methane from the Arctic. We're concerned about both Keeping that carbon in the ground frozen, which means it would be nice to have cold-resistant elephants stomp down the snow and allow the minus 40 winter wind to come in and cool down the permafrost and knock down the trees.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
And elephants are one of the few animals in the world that will knock down trees. Got it. They love knocking down trees.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
And restoring the grasslands and the vibrant ecosystem that came along with them.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
Oh, right. Kleenex. Kleenex.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
The woolly mammoth and the Asian elephant are very closely related. We can engineer them to be compatible with genetic engineering tools.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
We could show you some elephant cells.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
These are very precious cells that took us years to develop. Wow, interesting.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Caves to Tariff Uproar, But Doubles Down on China | Olivia Munn
Well, the cells could conceivably contribute to changing the genome of an elephant.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | The Pope
We all know what a tire fire looks like, and this is not it.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | The Pope
I don't get economic policy from my bishops or my cardinals or from my pope. I think religion ought to be about making us better as people and less about things that end up getting into the political realm.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | The Pope
Our faith and our moral traditions, it is really the moral foundation of our country, the greatest country on the face of the earth. This conscience should also be respected when people of faith want to take a stand for traditional marriage.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | International Diplomacy
You know, quit sending in sophisticated equipment that's killing our citizens. Stop exporting terror. The international community is serious about continuing to isolate Iran.
The Journal.
The U.S. Spent Billions Fighting AIDS. What Now?
Many hospitals tell people, you've got AIDS. We can't help you. Go home and die. In an age of miraculous medicines, no person should have to hear those words.