This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday! They discuss the Kelly Clarkson wink, a hot butch detective, baby arm transplants, v*gina monuments, bush talk, PDA around parents, Raven and Miranda's meet cute, bringing Crayons to a date, dogs in the bedroom, marital s*x, and so much more!FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to our giveaway with Bellesa wins something! www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamic-podcastFollow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
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Chapter 2: How do Raven and Miranda feel about public displays of affection?
It was those dudes who were like, what if I was on a mountain?
Yeah.
100%.
Done. Done. Done, done, done, done, done. Finally, people go back out there. We need more mountain ranges with women.
Sorry, we need a mountain range with women. Please, all of them. Even if like, do you know the one in DC that's like just a huge... It's like a triangle and it's long. There's a word for that. A triangle and it's long. It's a long triangle. And it's a mountain range? At the top it looks like a pyramid and then it's all... I don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry. I'd love to yes and you.
Sharks and Diane's. Let us know. There's a... It's long and it's only in DC and the top is pointy. I thought you were talking about a mountain range. Yeah. That long thing.
Yeah.
Yes. Why are all monuments penis-like? I want that to just be a pussy. What I'm saying is we have a billion dollars. First of all, if we had a billion dollars, I would be compelled to get rid of it.
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Chapter 3: What sparked the discussion about Kelly Clarkson?
You know what I mean?
And so when I have this conversation, I'm like, we can do it too. No, it's not right. I said, well, what you're doing is promoting, but what I'm doing is an agenda. I'm confused. What's the dynamic of that?
There's a huge double standard too, where it is like...
sometimes too it's like do i have to always be political if i'm just trying to kiss my wife like does it have to be it's not a conversation that is or a statement that's being done and you're like this is exhausting i remember when i first came out i was closeted for a little bit when i first came out i made it a i tried really hard to be like i'm not going to be closeted so like i would i had to get over for my first girlfriend i would spend a lot of time
I would hear people coming and I would grab my hand back just out of being closeted for so long. And then I went in the opposite direction where I was like, I will be French kissing, almost going to fourth base at every movie theater I'm in, every time I go to get a coffee, I will be visibly horned up.
But then I think somewhere along the lines, I've landed a little bit less of like, I need to show that I am a romantic. Cause I think sometimes too, visibly queer people will get like, Like, lesbians are either over-sexualized or they're, like, completely printed in, like, even sexual things. Especially when it's masculine.
Yes. When it's masculine, it's like, don't look at that. Don't look at that. It's a little too close. But if it's femme on femme, you know, like, if you guys went in, it's like Emmy award-winning Oscar.
Yeah, they're like, Academy? Can we? Everybody look. So then it's hot to people. Then it's like you were saying.
It's like girls gone wild. It's either girls gone wild or Ellen DeGeneres. Yes. Where it's like there is no in-between. Yeah. For sure.
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Chapter 4: Who is Loretta Bush and why is she significant?
Because you can tie shit through there. That's freaky.
That's freaky.
But I was like, is that kind of gay? I think that could be gay. I think that's kind of slutty.
Yeah. Dare I say slutty? Dare I say it? Uh-oh. It's a little slutty. I like it. I like it. What about a date bed? So you guys...
I love a day bed.
I love a day bed. You guys are weak.
Because that's giving queen.
Sorry. It's giving queen.
I have not. My wife and I just moved. We have not fucked in the bed yet. That's because I feel like beds are giving hetero. They're giving hetero. So where are you fucking? On the couch and on the ground so far. Well done. But like never on the bed yet. And I'm like, when am I going to? Do that on a Sunday. A Sunday? That's like a Sunday.
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