Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container are sluggish to end the show thanks to their overeating last night, but JuJu Gotti is here to breathe new life into the group by celebrating his Eagles and giving us an update on today's polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why is the team feeling sluggish today?
There are a lot of people in here right now who have had a lot of food. I feel like the other room smells like Super Bowl leftovers. I could not believe the amount that Jessica ate today. It felt like you were shoveling with your hand. It was alarming, but also it seems like it was invigorating. You seem like you're filled with nutrients right now.
So homemade granola, really a game changer. You melt some brown sugar with some maple syrup and like an olive oil. And then you sprinkle on the oats and some nuts and some coconuts and some dried fruit and you warm it up in the oven. Oh, delicious.
Surprising thing to see you eat so vigorously with your hands the whole time. I would have thought you would have grabbed a utensil at some point.
No, that's ridiculous.
Right. Okay. Juju, thank you for being on with us here. Can I get some more information on the dog in the back, please? Because it's been here with us today. It is not Willow, and it's got a lot less personality than Willow. It's a compliment to your dog. She's sedentary, this one. She doesn't move around a whole lot. Is she old?
She's so cute. She's baby. She's like nine-ish. She's a rescue. We have matching hair.
Okay. So why is she here today? What is the back story? Okay. Juju, thank you. The best shows always have a lot of good polls in them. I hope that you have some good polls for us today. But what kind of criticism? How do you feel in general today? You followed the season very closely. You're a Bills fan.
You saw that the Bills barely beat the – couldn't win against the Chiefs, and then the Chiefs get dragged. Do you think it would have been any different if Buffalo had been in that game?
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Chapter 2: How does JuJu Gotti feel about his Eagles and Bills fandom?
Not at all. Buffalo lost, you feel me? And I don't have to keep reminding you, Darius Slay is my third cousin, so I'm naturally an Eagles fan as well, as well as Leotis McKelvin. The only guy to ever make it from my city was an Eagle and a Bill. That's how I became a Bills and Eagles fan, you dig me? So it's pretty awesome. The Bills got to do their work, you know what I mean?
There's no excuses for them. They got to get the job done, and they did not.
All right, so hold on a second, though. Billy, are you allowing this equal fandom of both fan bases, or does Juju have to cheer in a way that's different than the way that he's cheering? I've always thought that Juju liked Buffalo more than Philadelphia, even with the family allegiances. Do I have this wrong?
No, I knew that he was an Eagles fan, too. Because there's been times they've played against each other. He hasn't wanted to pick either team. I'm not the commissioner of fandom. No, but it's totally equal.
Whatever makes Juju happy. Yes, of course. But you're not the commissioner of fandom. But, Juju, you would allege that your allegiance to both of these teams is 100% equal?
Yes, sir. Absolutely. I have a half and half jersey like Dana Jacobson that wears that she got criticized for. And every time I wear that jersey, I get chastised from Bills fans and Eagles fans. So it's not it's not fun. But, hey, here we are.
Like Donna Kelsey. I mean. Juju, what cousin? He's your first cousin, second cousin, third cousin, Darius Slay? Darius Slay, my third cousin. That's ridiculous, Juju. I've got to be honest with you. He's a third cousin. He's not a first cousin. I mean, you should root for the Bills. What? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. They're your cousins, though.
No, what do you mean? What do you mean, yes, sir, Juju? All I said was that's ridiculous. No, third cousin. What is the difference here? What are you doing in the rankings of cousins? Where are you putting this line? A first cousin, yes, but in your personal record books.
So I'm saying, like, third cousin, he should probably go with the team that he's been rooting for his entire life. But it is big play slay. And so maybe that takes a third cousin down to a second cousin.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights from today's polls?
Yeah, that's the thing. I didn't root for the Bills my entire life, only when Leotis McKelvin was drafted. And then Leotis McKelvin got his house TP'd, and he had a bad game one day, and Buffalo fans tore up his house, so they traded him to Philadelphia Eagles. So I'm like, yeah, they riding with my dog. You feel me? And then my cousin go, neither here nor there.
I can be a fan of whoever y'all want me to be.
No, that's not correct. No, no, no, no, no, no. That is not correct, Juju. No, it is not. Juju, go ahead and update some of the polls for us. What were the good ones and what was the general criticisms of what we were doing today? Too much Super Bowl?
No, sir. I have no criticisms at all. I'm all peace and love. Did you find it weird when the referee said, hi, I'm Ron Torbert? 82% of the audience says yes. Very weird.
It was strange. He introduced himself. He was polite. I like it. Got no time for that. Master of ceremonies. Just wear your stripes. Call the game. Don't need to know your name. Be faceless until I yell at you all week afterward because a call blew the game.
Is Harry Connick Jr. a legend? Tight one. 54% of the audience says, no, he is not. Good. Look at Chris Cody.
Good says good. Okay.
Good job on the audience. Okay. Warren Corpus from Twitter says, Harry Connick Jr. is to New Orleans as Billy Gill is to Cartersville, Georgia. So, yeah. I don't know. Whoa, a fraud New Orleans person?
What is that, man? No, I think they're saying he's a big deal. I actually agree with that. If the Super Bowl is in Atlanta, Billy goes as Cartersville Day Billy Gill, but he's not singing the opening song. That's all I said.
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Chapter 4: Is it acceptable to mix ice cream and chicken wings?
The shots were just... I'm not a snitch. The shots, I think, were us just saying, if it's not covered, like...
No, it was Fritzie.
Great explanation.
I thought the framing on everything Cartersville was that Billy, because he's purposely funny, would have liked it to be in a banquet hall with even fewer people in it. That he was going for maximum awkward there. I didn't want to tell people about it.
Like, are you going to tell anyone? And I was like, if I must, I guess. That's the part we said was funny, that, like, you hiding it.
Yeah, but I recall Dan saying it as a compliment because who does that under the radar like that?
Billy does, you know? Yeah, and it was raining a lot. Like, here in Atlanta and Cartersville that day, it was raining cats and dogs. So the fact that anyone showed up is a big salute. You dig?
I have an idea about naming a... A day after somebody who was associated with one of the early favorite podcasts has become an unhealthy obsession over.
He can't still be talking. It's not possible that this person is still doing this presentation after all of this time from last week. Juju, what else do you have?
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Chapter 5: Can Alex Smith win a Super Bowl for the Chiefs?
What a day.
Chris Cody's winning every poll. Especially not last night because that game was over. That's why I did it. I was sad. Yep.
At Tony Tenderoni from Twitter says, this is America, Jack. So I guess he voted no. You've got a right to, what does that mean?
No, this is America, Jack. You have a right to be disgusting and eat ice cream in the second quarter, gluttonously, to eat your feelings of sadness because the Super Bowl is bad. Because Patrick Mahomes has 23 yards. Eat your feelings.
Does Alex Smith win that game? 55% of the audience says no, he does not.
Close, though, Stugatz. Close.
I know. Like, if we asked last week, would Alex Smith win the Super Bowl for the Chiefs, it would be like 2%, right?
Stugatz is not wrong. He's just early. Next year, we'll be saying, if they had Alex Smith, it would be a four-peat.
Did Jimmy Johnson retire yesterday?
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