
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
#BecauseMiami: Publicly Financed Stadiums on Strawberry Fields
Fri, 17 Jan 2025
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Chapter 1: What are the implications of publicly financed stadiums?
like gator jerky yeah you parked at the gas station i bought a manatee skin belt there it's pretty amazing um we parked at the gas station you didn't get towed no everybody was doing it everybody was just pulling over wherever they could at the at the cigarette trailer or whatever and then and then walking cigarettes are really cheap over there guys if you need cigarettes in 2025 still like go buy it wholesale it gives you that sexy south park voice i've noticed um so so we so
We finally get to the edge of the parking lot, and we look up, and at those tall lights, there's what I can only describe as flying cats, like these giant. We didn't know what they were, but we're like, what the hell is that up there? These giant insects with wings flying. They were palmetto bugs, but they were like the size of my head. And then we look down,
and there's piles of dead palmetto bugs all over the parking lot. So imagine, we're all in this weird single file kind of line in the Everglades and all of a sudden we disperse because everybody's trying to avoid these piles of palmetto bugs. This was like out of Jurassic Park, this play. It was unbelievable. That is a great story.
And we all just like, everybody just, you imagine the shot overhead. We all just suddenly like disperse and people going left and right and just trying to avoid. But I've never seen, and everybody's looking up too because we're scared that these things are dying and then falling. It was like f***ing locusts out of the sky. I don't know.
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Our next guest needs no introduction. I'll do it anyway. Fans of the show, fans of Miami sports will recognize him and his name will send a chill down your spine. He is the former president of the Florida turned Miami Marlins.
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Chapter 6: What are the economic impacts of public funding for sports?
like gator jerky yeah you parked at the gas station i bought a manatee skin belt there it's pretty amazing um we parked at the gas station you didn't get towed no everybody was doing it everybody was just pulling over wherever they could at the at the cigarette trailer or whatever and then and then walking cigarettes are really cheap over there guys if you need cigarettes in 2025 still like go buy it wholesale it gives you that sexy south park voice i've noticed um so so we so
We finally get to the edge of the parking lot, and we look up, and at those tall lights, there's what I can only describe as flying cats, like these giant. We didn't know what they were, but we're like, what the hell is that up there? These giant insects with wings flying. They were palmetto bugs, but they were like the size of my head. And then we look down,
and there's piles of dead palmetto bugs all over the parking lot. So imagine, we're all in this weird single file kind of line in the Everglades and all of a sudden we disperse because everybody's trying to avoid these piles of palmetto bugs. This was like out of Jurassic Park, this play. It was unbelievable. That is a great story.
And we all just like, everybody just, you imagine the shot overhead. We all just suddenly like disperse and people going left and right and just trying to avoid. But I've never seen, and everybody's looking up too because we're scared that these things are dying and then falling. It was like f***ing locusts out of the sky. I don't know.
I love Mikusuki, guys. If you haven't been there, go support Mikusuki.
The Day on the Batard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Every January feels like a fresh start. 365 blank pages just waiting for your story to be written. In 2025, maybe you're ready for a plot twist. Ready to revise the parts of your story holding you back. Life isn't about New Year's resolutions that disappear by February.
It's about picking up the pen and becoming the author of your life. Therapy can help you do just that. Therapy isn't just for the big traumas. It's for anyone who wants to grow, heal, and thrive. With BetterHelp, therapy is convenient and affordable. It's fully online. You can access it anywhere, anytime. BetterHelp connects over 5 million people with a network of 30,000 licensed therapists.
Specialized, experienced, and ready to help. If it's not a right fit, you can switch therapists at any time at no extra cost. Write your story with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com slash DLB today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
Our next guest needs no introduction. I'll do it anyway. Fans of the show, fans of Miami sports will recognize him and his name will send a chill down your spine. He is the former president of the Florida turned Miami Marlins.
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Chapter 8: How do local events reflect Miami's unique culture?
Yeah, it's a certain class. of gaming, it's like class, right, that you can't, the machines have to be programmed to play against each other rather than the house. It's very complicated, but we're just walking down this line of people, and my buddy Dave, I'll never forget this, because we're walking next to the swamp. There's a road to the left, and there is just Everglades. Alligators. Sawgrass.
So Dave goes, as we're just walking along, there's like women and children. There's this line of people trying to walk their way to this. Yes, walk their way to this casino. Yeah, women and children going to the Tyson. Pure degeneracy. And so all of a sudden, Dave, brushing next to the Everglades, goes, oh shit! And throws himself into the bushes. What?
As if he had gotten pulled in there by some swamp creature. And this woman goes... And I'm like, and we're all, and I didn't know what he was gonna do. I was like, oh shit. And then Dave just like jumps out like, just kidding. This woman was sobbing. This child was like gonna run out into the street and get hit by, it was pretty funny. Then we. Pretty funny. Then it was pretty funny.
Go Dave, bro.
But then we get, long story even longer, we finally cross the street. Because we had like parked by the gas station. Okay. That's in like the south.
Yeah, I know the gas station.
Yeah, like the southeast corner of that intersection.
It's pretty bummed they have like all kinds of Native American like souvenirs too. Yeah.
like gator jerky yeah you parked at the gas station i bought a manatee skin belt there it's pretty amazing um we parked at the gas station you didn't get towed no everybody was doing it everybody was just pulling over wherever they could at the at the cigarette trailer or whatever and then and then walking cigarettes are really cheap over there guys if you need cigarettes in 2025 still like go buy it wholesale it gives you that sexy south park voice i've noticed um so so we so
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