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The Bill Simmons Podcast

OKC’s Revenge, NBA Cup Nitpicks, and NFL Season Fun Grades with David Jacoby, Kirk Goldsberry, Kyle Brandt, and Craig Horlbeck

Wed, 11 Dec 2024

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The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by David Jacoby and Kirk Goldsberry to discuss the first night of the NBA Cup quarterfinals, starting with the Thunder’s dominant win over the Mavs as they debate whether the Thunder are now the outright team to beat in the West (02:25). With trade season looming, Bill shares why he’s not a fan of the league's new CBA rules that restrict trades, before debating with Jacoby and Kirk whether the NBA Cup is actually working (17:18). They then go through the Bucks overcoming the stingy Magic and why, despite the loss, the Magic’s future is very bright (33:10). Lastly, they discuss what is going on with Joel Embiid, share their favorite rookies and most disappointing teams of the season so far (52:34). Bill is then joined by Kyle Brandt and Craig Horlbeck to discuss Patrick Mahomes vs. Josh Allen, what to make of the Eagles, the Steelers' playoff potential with Russell Wilson, and more from around the NFL (01:11:19). The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Host: Bill Simmons Guests: David Jacoby, Kirk Goldsberry, Kyle Brandt, and Craig Horlbeck Producer: Kyle Crichton, Steve Ceruti, and Jessie Lopez Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0.373 - 25.459 Bill Simmons

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25.499 - 47.397 Bill Simmons

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71.082 - 94.826 Bill Simmons

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94.886 - 120.003 Bill Simmons

We did Disclosure, which is now one of the strangest movies of the 1990s. It's now kind of a comedy, as weird as that sounds. Me, Van Latham, Big Waz, we broke it all down. And you can watch it as well on the Ringer Movies YouTube channel. Speaking of YouTube channels, we launched our Ringer TV channel that has the Prestige TV podcast to watch. We're gonna do some fun, shorter videos on there.

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120.403 - 138.96 Bill Simmons

And a lot of the archives we have from the TV episodes we've done. So go check that out and subscribe. We're gonna be experimenting a lot more with video podcasts on all the Spotify feeds too for Prestige and for The Watch and for my podcast and for The Rewatchable. So stay tuned.

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139.021 - 157.114 Bill Simmons

If you like listening to podcasts on Spotify, you'll be able to watch the videos as well as we keep going, heading to the end of 2024 into 2025. Coming up. We waited for these two NBA Cup games to end on Tuesday night because, especially OKC Dallas had to see what was going on there.

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157.194 - 177.022 Bill Simmons

Wanted to break it down, so I reserved, almost like you could reserve an Uber black car or something, I reserved Dave Jacoby and Kirk Goldsberry to be on call after the NBA Cup, so they're gonna join me, and then, Craig Horoback and Kyle Branton and I, Kyle and I did a rewatchables that we recorded for later this month.

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177.082 - 215.679 Bill Simmons

And then I made him stick around yesterday and me and Craig and Kyle just talked about NFL. And it went a whole bunch of directions. I had a great time. So this is a three-man podcast all the way through with two different three-man teams. It's all next. First, our friends from Pro Gym. All right, we're taping this. It is almost 9 o'clock Pacific time. Dave Jacoby stayed up late on the East Coast.

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215.799 - 237.098 Bill Simmons

Kurt Goldsberry, sloppy seconds we're getting you today because you were doing some alt-casting. Hopefully you have enough energy momentum back. Guys, I'm going to start here. OKC beats Dallas. Jacoby, is OKC like a borderline lock for you in the West, or is there somebody else you're afraid of? Because the more I watch them, the more I just wonder who beats them in the West.

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238.228 - 259.659 David Jacoby

It's the defense. It's just, it's on a different level than every other team. I don't want to play against this team. You can just see the frustration on the body language of the Mavs. They can't throw basic passes without being harassed. Like, you remember that lively rebound he got and the cruiser just knocked it out of bounds? It's just annoying. They're just swarming wasps.

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259.839 - 266.542 David Jacoby

And it's so frustrating because I was rooting for the Mavs because I wanted a close game. And it's just impossible to do anything against them. It's awful.

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266.902 - 267.823 Bill Simmons

What do you think, Goldsberry?

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268.951 - 286.654 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, they're the clear favorite now. And I know Dallas is going to sit here and say, oh, we didn't have P.J. Washington and we beat him last year and this. And fine, they should be confident. But from what I'm seeing, Bill, their net rating, their defensive rating, like Jacoby just said, and then the eye test, Oh, my God. Yeah, Luka threw a lob.

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286.694 - 301.825 Kirk Goldsberry

I think it was to Lively near the end of the game that he's thrown 100 times. And all of a sudden, there was two Thunder guys, and they were playing small, and they intercepted it. I think they had 12 steals, 31 points off turnovers. But more importantly, they just frustrate the hell out of everybody.

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301.845 - 311.592 Kirk Goldsberry

And I feel like they're so far and away better than anything else I'm seeing in the West through the first quarter of the season that, yeah, I'm going to say they're the favorite to come out of the Western Conference.

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312.216 - 338.016 Bill Simmons

FanDuel agrees with you, but the odds for the OKC Thunder in the West, I thought they'd be a minus, but they're plus 190 in the West. And they just seem too athletic and too fast for maybe any team except the Celtics. Because I think at least the Celtics, it's the perimeter guys. You watch Dallas, and Dallas was on a good run. They'd won 11 and 12.

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338.156 - 359.511 Bill Simmons

They really felt like they were starting to turn into something. And they just look slow tonight compared to OKC. You put Luka, you put Kyrie, you put Klay Thompson. Najee Marshall, who was really good in the first half. Those are good players. Those are guys, this is the top five team in the league. And OKC just seemed faster overall. and younger and more athletic.

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359.672 - 363.241 Bill Simmons

And Luka, I don't know, what was going on with Luka, Jacoby? What was your take?

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363.261 - 377.086 David Jacoby

You know, one of the things that analysts always say about Luka is, like, you can't speed him up. You can't speed him up. There's a part of me that's like, hey, Luka, can you speed up? Like, you know, it's like, oh, you can't speed him up. He's always at his own pace. It's like, cool, cool, cool. How about you, like, move a little bit off the ball?

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377.106 - 392.533 David Jacoby

Like, there's a couple of sessions he was just, like, in the corner. Like, he's kind of getting that James Harden off-ball energy. They're like, oh, someone else has the ball, so I'm just going to stand here with my arms at my sides, like, straight up and down. It's like... It was a frustrating Luka day.

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392.674 - 400.94 David Jacoby

They were doubling him early, which I think was smart because they doubled him early and kind of got the ball out of his hands and didn't let him catch a rhythm until the second half for like a brief spurt.

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401.301 - 419.597 Bill Simmons

You know what, though? I still think they're the number two team in the West for me if I had to say who can actually make the finals. I still have Dallas second. I don't think this is a great matchup for them. And I was trying to think of the rock, paper, scissors thing with the West. I don't know if you guys saw the OKC Houston game. Maybe it was 10 days ago.

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419.617 - 441.897 Bill Simmons

Houston, I think, is the team in the West that can go toe-to-toe on this crazy, young, hungry pit bull, just speed, athleticism all over the place. I think that's the only way in the West... Nobody's going to overpower them. There's not going to be like, obviously not the Lakers, but the LeBron AD type situation where it's just, oh my God, they just got bully balled.

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441.937 - 449.723 Bill Simmons

They got out rebounded by 10 rebounds. I don't see that happening this year. I almost feel like you have to beat them with what they do. Is there anybody else you see, Kirk?

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450.743 - 472.129 Kirk Goldsberry

Houston, I think... Golden State here in this quarterfinal. I don't see anybody else because Minnesota, I think coming in to the season, Bill, was that other team for me. And they have just been off to an awkward start. So I don't see the Randall piece really fitting in there to put them in that category. And Dallas was the hottest team in the league, period, before tonight.

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472.509 - 485.994 Kirk Goldsberry

And I think they clearly deserve number two status. They won't. won the conference. They beat this team in the playoffs last year in six games. So I think until further notice, it's OKC, Dallas, then Houston.

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486.354 - 492.536 Bill Simmons

And then actually, I don't know who I put in third or just to beat OKC. Would you just have Houston third in general?

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493.49 - 517.128 Kirk Goldsberry

I love Houston at three, and I want to see what they do in this tournament. I know some people think it's silly, but I think this is a catapult for them. If they beat Steph and Steve Kerr tomorrow, and they get to Vegas, and they play the Oklahoma City Thunder, I think it really starts to feel like they're not just a flash in the pan. Like OKC, Bill, their defensive indicators scream contender.

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518.289 - 535.22 Kirk Goldsberry

They are not... Just like Orlando. Orlando, OKC, and Houston. Three young, pain-in-the-ass defenses that nobody wants to play against. And Ime has really built that team up. So I would put them at three. I don't know if there's somebody I'm forgetting.

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535.521 - 550.809 Bill Simmons

The other thing, well, you're forgetting Memphis. And we have to mention that because Jacoby does a podcast twice a week on the mismatch. With somebody who's like, how the fuck could Kurt Goldsberry not mention Memphis for eight minutes there? What the fuck is he doing?

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551.349 - 556.771 Kirk Goldsberry

That might be intentional. I might have heard that he fast forwards the minutes that I speak on this show.

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557.151 - 582.841 Bill Simmons

Is that true? He does the 15 second fast forward. Memphis right now is fifth offensive rating, seventh defensive rating. The per 36 stats are crazy for them too. Like Ja, who's really only playing like 28 minutes a game, but he would be 28 and 11 if he played 36. Brandon Clark looks great. So from a speed standpoint, Maybe, but I'd kind of like to see those guys play for 20 games, Jacoby.

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582.882 - 604.213 Bill Simmons

And I'll tell you this, they're dining a lot off that Celtics game on Saturday where the Celtics had played five and seven. They'd played Milwaukee the night before and it's like heated. My dad was saying it was like a third round playoff game kind of intensity. And then the next day the Celts have to run it back and they had no legs, they were dead. And Memphis kind of steamrolled them.

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604.273 - 607.015 Bill Simmons

But I don't think they should take too much out of that, Jacobes.

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608.492 - 623.443 David Jacoby

I don't think any of these teams would be a favorite in a series against the Thunder. And watching the Thunder tonight, watching them just fly around and watching SGA be like a true go-to weapon on offense the way that some of the Rockets don't have, to be honest with you.

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623.783 - 637.654 David Jacoby

And then every once in a while, they cut to this guy in a velour sweatsuit in the second row with a big beard who looked like he leveled up. Chet, obviously I'm talking about. It's like he's coming back. They have a major weapon.

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637.674 - 648.324 Bill Simmons

He looks like a UFC fighter. He's like this UFC middleweight hanging out outside the octagon waiting to see who's going to fight in the next UFC card. But it's Chad Holmgren. He's 7'1".

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649.284 - 659.774 David Jacoby

Yeah. I think that people sleep on the fact that they're doing all of this without him. And a lot of teams are missing players, but he's like, I don't know, second or third best player. Probably the third best player.

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660.114 - 681.746 Bill Simmons

Yeah, we haven't seen their... I mean, what we did get to see tonight, especially was the Hartenstein piece, the whole, the kind of rebounding center rim protection guy that they just haven't had. Like we were talking about some of the matchups with them. One of the things that's interesting with Houston is Houston's first in the league in rebounding. They're almost averaging 50 rebounds a game.

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683.881 - 706.801 Bill Simmons

You know what? Sometimes I like the counting stats. I know the fancy kids. They love the advanced stats. And Kirk's got his efficiency map. And I love all that stuff too. But sometimes I like to know who gets the most rebounds every game. And Houston's getting 50 a game. So to Jacoby's point, Kirk, like... I do feel like they need Chet and Hartenstein in a Houston series.

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706.921 - 726.006 Bill Simmons

But the flip side with Houston is I still don't really know who their go-to guy is. I watch them game to game and it's like, because they're my favorite league pass team. And it's like, really? We're doing the Fred VanVleet step back? That's our shot with 50 seconds left? I don't think they know. They'll go to Shangoon sometimes, depending on the matchup.

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726.066 - 731.227 Bill Simmons

But it's kind of like a last shot by a committee team, which makes me nervous in the playoffs.

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731.92 - 752.653 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, I think that's valid. And I think that we went too long not talking about what we saw from SGA tonight. And I think he really is the differentiator in the top of the West because he is legitimately the MVP candidate over there right now. When you look at those three teams we talked about, you throw in Memphis, maybe John Morant, but SGA is on a different plane.

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752.693 - 759.917 Kirk Goldsberry

And what we saw tonight from him on both sides of the court, nearly scoring 40 points and then just putting up crooked numbers. Made some threes.

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760.077 - 761.218 Bill Simmons

Five for nine from three. Yeah.

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762.963 - 785.351 Kirk Goldsberry

5-9 from three, and then just sets the tone on defense, too. Like, he is a truly, truly impressive two-way superstar, Bill Simmons. And I think No other team has that. And if it does get to sort of crunch time at the end, you know that the guy who has the ball in his hands can score in an isolation situation. By the way, he's isolating more than anybody else in the league.

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785.871 - 800.074 Kirk Goldsberry

And Houston doesn't have that. That is fair to say. And I think that is one of the things that separates the Oklahoma City Thunder from everybody else in the West right now is that their best player can be that guy at the end of a big game like we saw tonight.

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800.754 - 819.573 Bill Simmons

Houston does have Dylan Brooks doing Dylan Brooks stuff. I think SGA would be the best guy in the West if Jokic wasn't averaging a 56.1 a game points, rebounds, and assists. He's in the 56 club right now. It's like him and Will Chamberlain. It's just the two of them. They're hanging out.

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820.687 - 824.308 Kirk Goldsberry

Who do you have in the MVP ladder right now? Just between those two.

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824.468 - 830.67 Bill Simmons

Jokic is having the greatest statistical season of our adult lifetime.

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831.31 - 842.353 Kirk Goldsberry

I agree, but does it matter to you that OKC is emerging as a clear number one and they're sort of dropping down to maybe play-in status? Does that factor into the Professor Simmons model?

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844.534 - 866.322 Bill Simmons

It's early, right? I mean, Denver hasn't won two straight games for a month. I don't know what's going on with Jamal Murray. Jokic, I promise you, isn't like, oh, cool, I scored 104 points this weekend. That's not what he's about. But I don't know if he has a choice. I want to see if it's 47, 48 wins is kind of the cutoff for me.

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866.382 - 891.461 Bill Simmons

But if you're a six seed or a seven seed, I think it gets tough if there's some real candidates. I think Tatum's a candidate. SGA is absolutely a candidate. Jacobs, I think the thing that would... really clinch it for SGA having an argument, maybe even becoming a favorite as if OKC just becomes like a 65 win team, which I think is in play as hard as the West is.

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891.901 - 895.624 Bill Simmons

It seems like an accident when they lose. I'm always surprised when they lose, right?

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897.41 - 921.979 David Jacoby

I think 65 might be a little high, but I think they're going to run away with the number one seed in the Western Conference, which is obviously the stronger conference. They're 19-5 right now for the record. I try to stay away from the MVP stuff. You know what I mean? On December. In game 24? Yeah. Yeah, but what Jokic has done has been very impressive.

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922.199 - 928.824 David Jacoby

What he did this weekend, as you mentioned, I'm sure he's like, I don't want to take 39 shots in a basketball game.

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928.864 - 932.727 Bill Simmons

You were like that, Jacobs. When you were taking a lot of shots, you were never happy. I know.

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933.107 - 933.647 David Jacoby

I know.

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933.727 - 939.69 Bill Simmons

You want to do no looks and you wanted to do good entry passes and just play team basketball. That's like Jokic. Exactly.

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940.011 - 940.391 Kirk Goldsberry

Exactly.

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940.431 - 961.024 David Jacoby

Hey, what did he do this weekend? Lose to the Wizards? Is that what caught your eye? Lost to the Wizards. Lost to the Wizards and beat the Hawks. Yeah. He scored 104 points. That's true. Killed the Hawks. It is crazy. It is crazy how little he has around him. The... What really jumped out at me about those two games was the Westbrook-Jokic connection. Westbrook was just feeding him.

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961.505 - 971.174 David Jacoby

Westbrook was like, the best player on the planet is on my team. Let me just get him in a position to score. It was really impressive. I was impressed by Westbrook this weekend.

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971.581 - 987.85 Bill Simmons

Yeah, because Murray is kind of like Jokic's basketball wife. And with Westbrook now, he's kind of flirting with the office assistant who just kind of moved into the office. And it's like, whoa, Jokic just went to get coffee with Westbrook. Does Murray know about this?

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988.71 - 989.511 Unknown

It's been 30 minutes.

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989.551 - 1008.602 Bill Simmons

That second game. The SGA thing, I always say this every year. It's just crazy to me after going to some of those games when he was a rookie that this is the guy he is now. That he's in a game with Luka where he just completely obliterates Luka and Luka's team. They have no answer for him.

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1009.162 - 1020.08 Bill Simmons

If I'm Dallas Kirk, who's my guy that's going to be guarding SGA if I'm seeing them in round two or round three? Who's my stopper for SGA?

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1020.78 - 1043.277 Kirk Goldsberry

You know, I think P.J. Washington is a huge part of that equation. And I don't know if that's the correct answer, but it's not going to be Kyrie and it's not going to be Luka. I think we all know that. And then they have the big. And, you know, I think P.J. would be my answer. But, dude, who can guard this guy? Nobody can guard this guy. So, Dallas...

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1044.381 - 1056.597 Kirk Goldsberry

I think beat them last year on both sides of the ball. And I think that it was really PJ who, if you look back at the stats from that series, did a lot on both sides.

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1056.958 - 1058.78 Bill Simmons

He made a lot of threes.

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1059.842 - 1071.332 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah. So I think I can't talk myself into what I saw from Dallas beating Oklahoma City, but I have very, very, very big recency bias right now because of what we just watched.

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1071.372 - 1089.823 Kirk Goldsberry

I think if I zoomed back out, seven-game series, yeah, if PJ is going to be 20-10, kind of like he was, I think it was 18-8 in that series, and shooting threes and playing great defense, and they have their bigs, and Luka and Kyrie, obviously, at the end of games, they could win four games against that team if they broke their way.

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1090.342 - 1111.331 Bill Simmons

Last year, they were too small, and they almost won the series anyway, OKC. And it came down to that play in the corner when SGA, the foul, when he played perfect defense, and they lucked out with that one. But they also didn't have Hartenstein last year, and Chet got overpowered in that series. Or Caruso. And Caruso was great tonight. He was great tonight.

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1111.451 - 1136.992 Bill Simmons

A different team, and yet they almost beat them last year. So I'm feeling great if I'm OKC. The other thing... And who knows? Shams wrote this piece today about... You know, could Jimmy Butler get traded? Zach Levine? I know Jacoby has some thoughts on it. I'm like, OKC to me is the perfect type of team that could make trades because they have all these movable contracts, cheap contracts.

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1137.012 - 1159.417 Bill Simmons

They can add stuff together. They're not getting crushed by the apron. They have a million picks they could trade. I'm so confused by the trade rules. And I've read everything. And as you guys know, I'm the trade machine Picasso. Like, I take this seriously. I am just absolutely flummoxed by these rules. And even that thing today I read where it's like, yeah, Jimmy Butler.

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1159.437 - 1169.168 Bill Simmons

It's like, I'm not sure anybody can add Jimmy Butler. From what I understand about these rules, it feels like they made him too hard, Jacoby. And I'm going to be useless at the trade deadline. I don't like it.

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1170.868 - 1190.039 David Jacoby

Zach Levine and Jimmy Butler I don't think would be trading. And I think to bring Jimmy Butler, you have to match the salary. So you're giving up, whatever, $40 million worth of players to bring in Jimmy Butler who wants a new contract and has a $52 million player option that he might exercise. It just seems like, who is Jimmy Butler away from contending? And if you're the Thunder...

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1190.859 - 1201.722 David Jacoby

You're going to add a player later. Chet Holmgren, your third best player and your second big. If you were the Thunder, why would you ever even think about picking up a phone call from Miami? I would not.

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1201.762 - 1205.843 Bill Simmons

Well, you're not doing that. Golden State's the team. I think it would be Golden State.

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1206.383 - 1208.024 David Jacoby

Are they Jimmy Butler away from contending?

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1208.804 - 1231.815 Bill Simmons

Well, I think Shams put in, he had the Texas teams. San Antonio would be super interesting for that, but I think they would have to resign them. And I don't know if that's on their timetable, but Golden State, I think has real urgency with, uh, You know, I'm not just a body language guy, but I'm also the trade detective. And I did notice this weekend, all of a sudden they're pushing Kaminga.

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1232.716 - 1252.046 Bill Simmons

They're putting him in the starting lineup. Draymond Green's like, you can have my spot. When has Draymond Green ever been this magnanimous? Just there was a lot of red flags where I was like, huh, what are you guys doing? Almost feels like you're trying to showcase Kaminga for somebody. No, no, take my spot. Draymond Green, the guy who punched Jordan Poole, now he's Mr. Magnanimous, take my spot.

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1253.527 - 1268.104 Bill Simmons

I don't know, something that feels like the team because they're on a specific window with Curry, right? If you feel like you can contend for a title with Curry at age 36, he's already wearing down over the first five, six weeks. Butler makes sense for them. Kirk, you're nodding.

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1268.991 - 1282.539 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, I think they've been sort of showcasing players all year. I think it helps explain why Steve Kerr's been playing 12 players a night. Oh, look at all these guys. Like, you could read into it. And I think they're one player short of being.

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1282.559 - 1294.906 Bill Simmons

So you're saying they're like the farmer's market? Yeah. Come on over. We got pistachios. We got Kyle Anderson. The flowers over here. Organic. There's some chicken. Got chicken over here. Free sample. It's a full chicken. Some fruit.

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1294.926 - 1316.918 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, farm-raised Kyle Anderson over here. But I think then, but Jimmy Butler to Houston intrigues me too, because of something you said earlier, Bill, which is like, who's their guy at the end of the game? We don't have that guy. And Jimmy's from Texas. You could see E-May talking himself into Jimmy Butler. I'm not sold on it.

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1317.358 - 1345.775 Kirk Goldsberry

The other thing that I would say is the trade machine Picasso is coming into hard times. This new CBA is pretty much, could make a trade into half, if not more, because so many teams are limited into what kinds of trades, the financial rules, what they can and can't send out or take back are so punitive or prohibitive that just the trade market itself has shrunk.

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1346.436 - 1354.117 Kirk Goldsberry

And I think that's going to sort of limit the amount of Picasso-ing you can do between December 15th and February.

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1354.437 - 1367.108 Bill Simmons

I think it's going to like really, really harm it. But so selfishly, I'm mad because I love making up fake trades and they're just going to be super unrealistic. But Jacob's, there's this flip side to it where I kind of like it.

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1368.134 - 1390.624 Bill Simmons

Where guys who are in situations they might not love, like to me, it's like if we're driving, you know, like say Jacoby, you have your three kids in the car and you're like, we're driving all the way to Washington, D.C. and we're not stopping. But your kids are like, Dad, can we stop? Can we get something? Can we stop, stop? And they just wear you down and you eventually stop.

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1392.008 - 1401.833 Bill Simmons

This, all these apron rules are basically like the kids are trapped in the car for the entire ride now. Like if you're Brandon Ingram, it's like, I want to get off. Can we stop it? You're like, can't, sorry, can't trade.

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1401.853 - 1405.375 David Jacoby

We're not stopping until we get to Uncle House's house. We gotta get to Uncle House's house.

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1406.276 - 1413.28 Bill Simmons

But everyone's trapped in the car and you kind of have to make the best of it. And this is what the NBA used to be like. You're like, hey, you're stuck on your team.

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1414.26 - 1433.716 David Jacoby

It's also like the Jimmy Butler thing from Shams earlier this morning was like, oh, here are the teams that he wants to go to. It's like, cool. It's kind of like the NFL. Go find yourself a trade. Go ahead. Find one. Just because you want to go to those teams doesn't mean there's a deal between us and those teams.

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1434.016 - 1441.041 David Jacoby

And to put that out publicly, it almost feels like they don't really understand the implications of the new CBA. It's not happening. That's a great point, dude.

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1441.081 - 1455.052 Kirk Goldsberry

The whole trade demand thing. ecosystem, the whole science of the trade demand from the player's perspective has to get updated too because you can't just say, oh, I want to trade and make sure it's the Phoenix or whatever.

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1455.312 - 1475.889 Bill Simmons

But look at Zach Levine's situation. He's playing well for Zach Levine. He's 22-5-5. I've watched a couple games where in the fourth quarter, he's as good as he's ever looked. And he could have checked out or been like, well, I'm going to nurse an injury until you guys trade me. But he's not going to get traded. So he might as well make the best of it.

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1476.25 - 1496.256 Bill Simmons

It's a little reminds me of what happened in football. Or in football, there's like never trades, right? Nobody's like, we traded our left tackle today for somebody starting outside linebacker. It's just everybody's kind of stuck on their team until the end of the year. And maybe that's what basketball is becoming, which is bad for podcast content, but it may be better for basketball, right?

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1497.318 - 1518.09 Kirk Goldsberry

I think so, and I think there's one more layer of it, which is the Moneyball era of pro basketball is so intense. We know so much about how bad bad contracts are, particularly in this new CBA, that those were the contracts the teams used to be able, hey, take this guy. Maybe you can deal with the contract for a year or two and win a title.

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1518.823 - 1539.835 Kirk Goldsberry

No, like I was trying to think of who the best team with a terrible contract is, and there aren't many. And so it's like, okay, do you want this Levine deal or this Beal deal? The answer to that question is smaller than ever, not to mention the point we already made. The rules to get that player in a trade are more sort of strict than ever.

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1539.895 - 1543.857 Kirk Goldsberry

So yeah, I think we're in a brand new era and it is bad for podcast content.

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1544.357 - 1567.899 Bill Simmons

It might be Jamal Murray. Like his extension hasn't even kicked in yet. Well, if he's going to look like he's looked, I mean, there's some other ones like Nurkic. I'm sure Phoenix would be dying to trade him in five seconds, right? But yeah, if you look at the best three teams, the Celtics, OKC, and Cleveland, none of them really have like the, oh man, I wish we didn't have this contract guy.

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1568.119 - 1584.434 Bill Simmons

All the contracts are pretty good. But I also feel like, it seems like people knew this era was coming. and the smarter teams were very careful. Even that OKC deal for Hartenstein, they overpaid him for three years based on what his market was, but it's actually a smart deal.

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1584.475 - 1604.86 Bill Simmons

That's how they got him, and it's not gonna kill them down the road, unlike how Juan Soto's gonna kill the Yankees in the last five years of his deal when he's just destroying them for 60 million a year. Or the Mets, I meant the Mets. Let's take a break. I have some NBA Cup questions for you, big picture, whether we actually like this or not. That's next.

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1609.428 - 1630.843 Bill Simmons

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1741.727 - 1755.591 Bill Simmons

I didn't want the Celtics to make the quarterfinals or semifinals and have to play the two extra games. I wanted the rest for them. So that tells me fundamentally, maybe this doesn't 100% work, that I wanted my team not to make it.

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1756.567 - 1778.719 David Jacoby

Okay, that's a fair point, and I totally understand that thinking. I think the cup works, but I'll address your question, and I'll say this. How upset are the Mavs right now, after being on the road for like a month, having everyone be sick, and they're like, oh, we don't have to go to Vegas, and we get, what, seven days off in the middle of the year to sort of get healthy?

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1779.479 - 1786.508 David Jacoby

I think the Mavs are on the plane being like, yeah, it kind of sucks. I wish we won, but... I don't know. I don't think they're really bummed tonight.

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1786.828 - 1789.69 Bill Simmons

Yeah, Luka was like, 100,000 we didn't get? Eh?

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1789.91 - 1814.006 David Jacoby

Yeah. But it's four teams. To me, it's four teams like the Hawks, the Rockets, and the Thunder. I think it's really for up-and-coming teams to get one-and-you're-done experience. So I don't think it's broken, but I think there are certain teams like the Celtics coming off a championship where we get to win the Emirates Cup. No, I'm good. I'll take the time. off.

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1814.226 - 1814.966 Bill Simmons

What do you think, Kirk?

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1816.127 - 1833.432 Kirk Goldsberry

I think it's working, but I think those are valid points. In fact, I talked to one Western Conference executive who's like, oh, I'm kind of glad we don't have to go play at Oklahoma City tonight and maybe play Houston and Vegas. And I think I'd much rather have the time off or these lesser opponents. I think the league has something.

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1833.452 - 1849.501 Kirk Goldsberry

I also think it's really cool that we had these two games tonight and the whole league was watching them. And I wish we had more of that, that sort of community feeling. where it's not just like league pass overload, where these games are meaningful in December. Let's not forget, this time of year is really hard.

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1850.642 - 1871.378 Kirk Goldsberry

I do think, and I think we talked about this last time, they should use the divisions for the groups and just bring some spice and meaning back to those teams. groupings of teams. I think there's some little stuff. I'm glad we have it. But I think it is fair to say that some teams are kind of not disappointed they're not going to Vegas this weekend.

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1871.718 - 1894.461 Bill Simmons

I know Embiid's disappointed. He wanted to get those two extra games in. I like the NBA Cup But I think that's the criticism. I was thinking, should there be a couple other things that you win if you win beyond just the money? What if you could get un-aproned for the rest of the season? I don't know why the players would care about that, but the fans, I think, would be...

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1895.27 - 1906.694 Bill Simmons

Like the Phoenix Suns all of a sudden be like, wait, we're out of the lock separate apron for three months. It's like a get out of jail free card for the apron. What if you guaranteed the six playoff spot?

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1907.014 - 1916.697 David Jacoby

That's what I think they should do. You can't fall lower than six. If you win. You got to move it later in the season then because like if you're locked into six, like what are we doing?

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1918.001 - 1938.037 Bill Simmons

Well, you could think about the season a little differently. It's an advantage, right? You know you don't have to be in the playing game. You know you're going no lower than six. You can rest guys a little differently. It's a real advantage for the season, I think would be the appeal. But then if you're a team like Atlanta... Or even Houston, who's probably going to be a top six team anyway.

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1938.117 - 1958.041 Bill Simmons

But I think that would be pretty... Or Orlando, who's losing their entire team to torn obliques. You kind of want the sixth seed. I like that. The other one... That's really it. You could do a draft pick thing, but I don't know why the players on the team would care. It's like, oh, we've locked down the 15th pick.

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1959.061 - 1964.282 David Jacoby

No, it would be like an insignificant draft pick thing. You get an extra second rounder or something. It's like, okay, great.

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1964.847 - 1984.262 Bill Simmons

With Jacobs, we both have the reality background. You once upon a time were the czar of reality TV. Is there a reality thing we could steal for this? Like you win and you get to use that power to fuck over another team in some way? Like you could say... Oh, I haven't thought about it in that way. You get your cross and it's like the Celtics now...

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1985.223 - 2007.23 David Jacoby

lose a game seven at home and you just like stick them with some sort of terrible competitive disadvantage like like a rule changes like tj would just come out at halftime and be like all right guys here here are the four point shots right three circles yeah no corner threes i think they should use it as a testing ground for like rule changes like i think that'd be kind of fun if they were just like

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2008.33 - 2027.635 David Jacoby

No three point line and not a four point line or there's no corner threes. I think I think that'd be fun. And I understand like there are reasons you can do that. But just while we're spitballing, I think sort of experimenting about rule changes or court changes you've been considering in these games because they are different. It could be a playground for that.

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2029.082 - 2046.796 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, like the Elam ending. Wait, one more thing on that. The Elam ending would be great. And I know they got rid of it from the All-Star Game, Bill. But like tonight, the end of that first game was like 25 minutes. The last two or three minutes. And it bled into the second game. It's like, what are we doing? Doing this free throw, free throw thing.

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2047.276 - 2054.702 Bill Simmons

So say the NBA Cup quarterfinals, semis, and finals are all Elam ending. We just hit a certain score and the game's over? Yeah.

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2057.259 - 2075.103 Kirk Goldsberry

I mean, every pickup game we've ever played ends with a bucket, dude. And then we watch these free throw contests. The worst one I saw this year was Celtics-Cavs, and it was like 30 minutes. And it was back and forth, back and forth. And now, because I always say this, the team that's ahead is now fouling a lot of times. So it's just adding to it.

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2075.123 - 2082.724 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, so I'm a big Elam ending guy, but I like Jacoby's idea. Make it feel special. Do something else. Elam ending is the best I got for that one.

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2083.584 - 2094.065 Bill Simmons

Jacoby, would SGA be fun to play with? Absolutely. Be fun to play pickup with? Okay. He leads the league in unassisted baskets, so it's kind of one of those situations where you don't feel needed.

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2095.177 - 2115.295 David Jacoby

I know, but here's the thing. But if you're in a pickup game and you're down six, you want SGA on your team so you stay on the court. You know what I mean? You always associate guys you want to play pickup with with guys that move the ball and get teammates involved. No, I want to stay on the court. Yeah, but you have SGA just to stay on the court. That's why he's good to play pickup.

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2115.335 - 2137.89 Bill Simmons

Yeah, when we played, we had that one guy who was the stay on the court guy. where we knew we would basically just have to rebound and play defense, and he was going to score nine of the 11 points. I can't remember what his name was. Jalen Rose. I think it was Jalen Rose. Jalen was unfair. He was unfair to play it. Let's talk about the other game and whether we believe in Milwaukee Bucks yet.

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2138.811 - 2163.185 Bill Simmons

I thought they played really well against the Celtics on Friday in a game that was about as intense as you get in December. There's no love lost between those two teams, Kirk Goldsberry. There's some Giannis Jalen stuff. There's some Giannis Al Horford stuff, I felt like. Tatum has a little bird in his saddle against them. I don't feel like anybody really likes playing against Dame that much.

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2163.325 - 2183.483 Bill Simmons

I always feel like people get annoyed by him. But that was a really intense game on Friday. But the Celts won. But what struck me was I thought the Bucs hung with them and could have won the game. And... Now that Green and Prince have been getting them three-point shooting, now that Portis, who looked like he was going to be out of the league first month of the season, now he's back.

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2183.904 - 2203.962 Bill Simmons

Now they have Middleton back. Giannis is averaging a 32, 12, and 6. I still don't feel like they're at that top echelon and maybe not even in the second echelon. But they're at least lingering because of Giannis now, right? I don't think they're lurking, but I would go lingering for them. Is that fair?

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2204.043 - 2229.618 Kirk Goldsberry

I think they're 11-3 in their last 14 games after starting 2-8. And what you just said, one of the sort of deep cut takes is like, yeah, AJ Green, Gary Trent, Torian Prince, Bobby Portis. They're getting really efficient three-point shooting from those dudes. And then Giannis stopped shooting threes. He stopped shooting threes. Today, he shot his first three in six games, I think.

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2230.619 - 2251.036 Kirk Goldsberry

He shot another one at the end of the game, but he'd gone five games without shooting a three. He's attacking the rim, and then they're surrounding him with shooting. Tonight, they played a smaller lineup. They took Brooke out, and they put these aforementioned shooters. Chris Middleton's back in the lineups. Damian, obviously. spacing starts at the rim.

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2251.056 - 2266.302 Kirk Goldsberry

Giannis pressures the rim better than anybody in the league right now. And he can make passes. If they can make those shots, they're very good. The Bucks were always supposed to be this good. The other thing weird was they were two and eight. Uh, do I trust them to be better than the Boston Celtics?

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2266.522 - 2285.568 Kirk Goldsberry

No, but it looks like they've righted the ship and look like they're a viable Eastern conference contender now. Um, because Giannis is putting up scoring title numbers and they're getting this three-point shooting from the supporting cast and now they're whole. So they have Chris, Damian, and Giannis. They were supposed to be good.

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2286.729 - 2310.546 Bill Simmons

I'm a little worried about the Lopez piece of it. He looked really old in the Celtic game and I thought he was the biggest reason they lost. And it feels like there's a Giannis, Portis, Shooters, and Dame. And whether Middleton's in that or not, we'll find out. But that seems to be probably their most successful lineup, which is weird because Lopez was so essential to what they did.

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2311.347 - 2329.808 Bill Simmons

I don't know, Jacobs. I still don't feel like the Giannis-Dame thing is perfect. And maybe it will never be, but it almost feels like Dame, it's like, hey, Giannis isn't going to play tonight, Dame. You're going to have to take a lot of shots. I don't feel like he's shedding tears. You know what I mean?

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2330.029 - 2334.731 Bill Simmons

I don't feel like they've totally figured it out yet, but they're kind of scotch taping it and duct taping it together now.

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2336.004 - 2355.278 David Jacoby

Body Language Doctor doesn't love that duo as much as I wanted to when he signed. But we always, like, I think people are critical of Dame. It's like, he scores 25.7 points a game and gets 7.5 assists a game. Like... And he's like 37% from three now. Is that so bad? Yeah. Like, is that so bad? Like, is that... What are we being critical of, really?

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2355.438 - 2379.128 David Jacoby

And, you know, Dairy Bird... Torian Prince is shooting 54% from three on, like... 3.6 attempts or something. It's not fake. They're surrounding two of the biggest offensive weapons in the league with shooting. Defensively, we can just pass over that. They're not stopping anybody. It's tough. And when they won it all, they were great on defense.

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2379.148 - 2384.451 Bill Simmons

For Tatum, it's a dream. Tatum against the Bucs, he's like, this is awesome. Sorry, Kirk, I interrupted you.

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2384.671 - 2403.962 Kirk Goldsberry

No, I was just saying, when they won it all, they were great on defense. This was a defensive juggernaut, too, with Brooke and Giannis protecting the paint, and then Drew and Chris. And the role players all seeming like, you know, these younger Thunder Rockets teams that we're seeing the more like, yeah, they were a great defense. I don't see that happening.

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2404.323 - 2414.909 Kirk Goldsberry

And for that reason, I'm out to quote Mark Cuban on their ability to compete with Boston and maybe even Cleveland at the very top of the Eastern Conference.

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2415.169 - 2429.188 Bill Simmons

Are you a believer? Ime said this like three weeks ago about. He's like, if you look at all the teams that have won a title or made the finals, they're all like top five defense. Yeah, I think he's right. I actually think it's that simple.

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2429.963 - 2452.271 David Jacoby

Yeah, and even tonight, Suggs had Dame in front of him, and he dribbled between his legs like four times, then just shot a three. It was like, Suggs, that's Dame Lillard. Just put your shoulder down and go past him. And a key point, I was really disappointed in that particular possession because I think there's a reason that when Dame is guarding somebody that there's no screener.

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2453.352 - 2453.832 David Jacoby

There's a reason.

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2454.676 - 2479.364 Bill Simmons

Right. Well, and then when Dame wasn't on him, he was getting the switch button. They were asking a lot from Suggs in that game. In fact, this is a good time to bring in Steve Cerruti for two seconds because we have a very important Orlando Magic question. So at halftime, were you on Expedia or wherever looking for Hartford to Vegas tickets? Were you thinking about it? You were, weren't you?

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2479.915 - 2497.887 Steve Ceruti

I definitely was, and it was like... I saw Gladiator 2 on Friday, and I had really low expectations for it, and I really enjoyed it. I liked the movie. I don't know if it needed to be made. It was kind of the same as the first one, just with a new thing. I had really low expectations. I didn't know what to expect.

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2497.967 - 2510.916 Steve Ceruti

I didn't know if we'd hit 90 points, because I'm just... I don't know where the scoring comes from. And then, yeah, that first quarter happens, and I'm like, I'm in. This team's going to win the game. And, like... You get the halftime, they kind of, you know, I think they're down one at halftime, but anything's on the table.

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2511.457 - 2526.429 Steve Ceruti

It just sucked because that Suggs injury in the third quarter, they were, I think, down one at the time. He goes out for a couple minutes, and I think he comes back in, they're down eight, and they have to climb back the rest of the game to get there. But without that, at the end of the day, guys, when they're fully healthy, I think they're capable of beating anybody.

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2526.489 - 2531.313 Steve Ceruti

They're capable of beating anybody. I'm not saying they'd be favored against any of these teams, but they are capable of beating anybody.

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2532.318 - 2549.17 Bill Simmons

My friend, Sean Grandy, who is the radio guy for the Celtics, who's, I think, a good basketball kind of thinker with this stuff. Orlando is the team he's afraid of for the Celtics when they get everybody back because he thinks they're defensive upside. And they didn't have Isaac tonight either.

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2549.711 - 2557.557 Bill Simmons

He thinks their defensive ceiling is the high... Some people would say it's Tibbs and Nix, but I just think it's going to be too easy to get...

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2558.357 - 2584.097 Bill Simmons

point the Knicks are in a weird position where their offense is probably going to be more dangerous than their defense in the playoffs but I think Orlando so the case for them would be the defense giving Franz all those reps without Paolo and now Suggs turning into like Russell Westbrook 2017 light like just doing everything on the magic Jacoby are you buying Suggs stock yet?

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2585.317 - 2606.342 David Jacoby

I bought a lot of Suggs stock preseason because of defense. I didn't see this Suggs, but it is. This is Gonzaga Suggs. It just seems like Paolo's playing so well. And then Franz steps up and plays so well. And then Franz is out. Now Suggs steps up and plays. If Suggs has a legit hurt hand, it's going to be like Mo Wagner scores 30 and 12 and 10. It's like, what is happening?

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2606.362 - 2610.223 David Jacoby

It just seems like someone on that team is going to play like an all-star no matter what happens.

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2610.874 - 2625.442 Steve Ceruti

Anthony Black is next if Suggs goes down. Yeah, I was nervous. You got to get some K-tape or whatever. Get his obliques taped up so he can't get... There's some oblique epidemic breaking out in Orlando. But yeah, when his thumb got hurt, I was like, you got to be kidding me. Because that's the thing about the NBA Cup. It's like, cool, this is fun and all.

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2625.463 - 2629.725 Steve Ceruti

But if we're really going to lose Suggs for an extended period of time, pass on the NBA Cup.

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2630.726 - 2641.264 Bill Simmons

Well, the other piece with the Orlando that's been interesting with these guys going out is... I don't know. They took the... They took the training wheels off Anthony Black a little bit.

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2641.884 - 2642.124 David Jacoby

Yep.

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2643.485 - 2651.268 Bill Simmons

He got, what's the hairdo he's rocking these days? He moved some hair stuff around. Yeah, and he's got, there's like a little bun in the back.

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2651.288 - 2653.369 David Jacoby

Totally different player. Totally different player. I was shocked.

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2653.389 - 2655.81 Bill Simmons

Seems like a new guy. Like, I didn't know who it was.

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2655.85 - 2657.931 David Jacoby

Who's that? Oh, Anthony Black.

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2658.786 - 2672.82 Bill Simmons

But there's a lot of stuff to like with him. And I don't really know what his ceiling is. And I'm sure when we get to like game four of a playoff series and he's in the corner, teams are going to be like, go ahead, take that. But the fact that he's not a bust feels like a win, Cerruti.

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2673.504 - 2688.914 Steve Ceruti

So it was kind of an uncharacteristic game from him. He's, he was weirdly bad defensively tonight. He, that he got lost like a couple of times, but he actually scored way more than you think he was had assist rebounds. And a lot of that was just like, you know, cause they just need an extra ball handler. I would say too, like, I'm not nervous.

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2688.954 - 2702.864 Steve Ceruti

Like the panic meter is not going off, but like $22 million a year, like KCP seven points, kind of, kind of, kind of hoping for more than that. And in a situation where, you know, you kind of need a veteran to step up. And honestly, like all these young guys, like even just like a Tristan Silva, like he's,

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2703.764 - 2722.956 Steve Ceruti

He started tonight, started a lot of games since Franz and Paolo have been out, and he's been fine. And I really like the two big lineup. Wendell playing the four, it can't really work when they're fully healthy. But in this version of the team without Isaac, he's actually really good at getting those spots, like kind of top of the key, throwing those lob passes, like being a facilitator.

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2723.217 - 2726.198 Steve Ceruti

I think he had the best plus minus on the Magic tonight. He was awesome.

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2727.279 - 2728.4 Bill Simmons

Kirk, what do you see from the Magic?

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2729.704 - 2761.545 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, so Rudy should be thrilled, man. I was talking to Vince Carter and Jalen. We were watching this game, and we're like, holy crap. a score on and like Oklahoma City they're a pain in the ass to pass on and get rebounds on I love the two big lineup I love that it's Mo and Goga and Wendell like they're playing bigger than almost any De Silva too when he's at the three they're just big

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2762.302 - 2783.809 Kirk Goldsberry

And yeah, the biggest point here is they didn't have three or four of their normal rotation pieces. Gary Harris, Jonathan Isaac, but obviously... Gary Harris. Bill's favorite guy. Paolo and Franz, who, you know, torn oblique club, like stand up. And as a holder of Suggs coin for years now, You guys should be thrilled.

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2783.869 - 2790.851 Kirk Goldsberry

I know you didn't get the result tonight, but it looks like you're built for war for a long time, and you're the Orlando Magic. You guys should be thrilled.

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2791.071 - 2800.034 Bill Simmons

And two games you didn't have to play. It's not like the NBA Cup was going to do anything for you. It's two more games where nobody's getting hurt. Oh, Cody's got time out.

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2800.874 - 2818.09 David Jacoby

Hold on. This is just too much. Too much for me. They don't have a player that can hit a three-point shot in 2024. They don't have one. So can we just address that? They don't have a player that can hit a three-point shot.

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2818.731 - 2823.436 Bill Simmons

It's tough. They're 30th in three-point shooting, 31%. They're 28th in corner threes.

0
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2825.819 - 2828.461 David Jacoby

Is that so scared to play? I'm so scared to play him in the playoffs.

0
💬 0

2828.481 - 2830.463 Bill Simmons

Like, okay, the worst shooting team in the league.

0
💬 0

2831.004 - 2834.367 Steve Ceruti

But Paolo Suggs and Franz are all fine.

0
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2834.727 - 2839.872 Bill Simmons

They're all fine. Why don't you have to do that to Cerruti? He's got, like, the best two guys have torn a bleach.

0
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2839.972 - 2842.134 David Jacoby

I'm sorry. No one wants to see this team in the playoffs.

0
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2842.814 - 2861.814 Kirk Goldsberry

He said their defense is hard. But I think those corner threes come from good movement elsewhere. Corner threes are created when their best offensive players are doing other shit somewhere else on the court. Those guys aren't playing, particularly their best offensive player. And now Franz isn't playing, who's also great at offense. So those are like indicator species.

0
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2861.854 - 2873.402 Kirk Goldsberry

Yes, their three-point shooting personnel, Jacoby, does lack. KCP is underwhelming. But some of these are sort of byproducts of the offense itself just not having its alpha and beta creators.

0
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2874.003 - 2879.525 Bill Simmons

Oh, I like how you used the alpha and beta. So Rudy, did you know where your oblique was five weeks ago?

0
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2880.126 - 2884.568 Steve Ceruti

No idea. I thought it was a leg injury. Part of your hip?

0
💬 0

2884.668 - 2886.109 Bill Simmons

Where did you think it was on your body?

0
💬 0

2887.335 - 2889.816 Steve Ceruti

I thought it was like an inner quad thing. I don't know.

0
💬 0

2889.897 - 2905.966 David Jacoby

Jacob, did you know where it was? Yeah, because they're called love handles. That's all you have to do. For us, for athletes, they're called obliques. For us, they're called love handles. That's what they are. They're your love handles. Your love handles are your obliques. It's a love handle injury that is sweeping through the magic locker room. Love handles.

0
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2906.246 - 2919.042 Bill Simmons

I wonder if they even knew how to diagnose this in like the 80s. Like Bob McAdoo had a torn oblique for an entire year and had no idea because he's like, oh, my side hurts. They're like, Bob, take some aspirin.

0
💬 0

2919.382 - 2920.343 Steve Ceruti

Slept on it. Yeah.

0
💬 0

2920.884 - 2927.469 Bill Simmons

But how did two guys, I know everyone's asking this, but it is fucking weird. How did two guys get the same injury? It's like a haunted house.

0
💬 0

2928.209 - 2933.673 Steve Ceruti

I don't understand it. I guess Fran said he didn't even, he doesn't even know what he did it. He doesn't know at any point in the game.

0
💬 0

2933.693 - 2936.956 Bill Simmons

They were showing him different plays and he couldn't even know what the play was.

0
💬 0

2937.236 - 2939.578 Steve Ceruti

So maybe he doesn't even know where his oblique is either. He's like, what's hurt?

0
💬 0

2941.107 - 2948.035 Bill Simmons

Really weird. Rank your three, your three teams you're afraid of in the East. Boston, obviously one. Who's two?

0
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2949.077 - 2955.684 Steve Ceruti

Cleveland. And I guess I'm, I guess I'm buying the Milwaukee, the Milwaukee. Oh, please.

0
💬 0

2958.977 - 2964.059 Bill Simmons

Die Easy Knicks fan Dave Jacoby is upset. No. Number one offense in the league.

0
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2964.079 - 2979.125 Steve Ceruti

You just kicked our ass the other night and scared the crap out of me because if we had lost that game by 37, we would have been out of the NBA Cup and that would have been one of the most embarrassing losses of my life. It was very much on the table in the third quarter. And against Tibbs, that's the one guy you don't want to be against. But I don't know.

0
💬 0

2979.425 - 2996.754 Steve Ceruti

I'm still... I mean, the Cap Brunson thing is incredible offensively right now, but they're not the same team defensively. And I just... I'm a little... I'm a little worried about the playoff thing with the playoff cat defensively. How's that going to look? What's the Mitchell Robinson minutes? Like, I don't know. I'm just like, I'm with Bill to the bridges thing. Listen, we're picking hairs.

0
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2996.774 - 3001.842 Steve Ceruti

They're, they're a good, they're a good team, obviously, but I, I don't know. There's something about this next team. I'm not ready to fully go all in on.

0
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3003.103 - 3009.909 Bill Simmons

Kirk, were you seeing 25 and 13 with 46% three-point shooting from Towns this year? Was that in your bingo card?

0
💬 0

3009.929 - 3017.516 Kirk Goldsberry

Dude, yeah, he is incredible. I didn't know that Tom Thibodeau was an offensive genius until this year.

0
💬 0

3017.817 - 3019.058 Unknown

Just found that out, yeah.

0
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3019.298 - 3027.943 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, I just learned that. 25 and 13, though, I think I would have put him around there. The 45, 46% number from three-point is crazy, dude.

0
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3027.983 - 3044.972 Bill Simmons

I thought it was going to go the other way. I thought it was going to be like, oh, they got to figure out how to get in the ball more because there haven't been enough. Instead, it's like this him and Brunson as a combo have been crazy. And then it seems like the Knicks fans really like him, too. That's the other thing that I think was up in the air.

0
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3045.731 - 3068.864 Kirk Goldsberry

They're going to get Precious, and they're going to get Mitch Robinson back. And I don't think we've seen what their defense really could be. But I'm with Cerruti. I definitely go Celtics, Cavs, Knicks. Then I go Bucs. But I do think the Knicks offense deserves respect. They can score against anybody in a variety of ways. It's just like their shooting is great, and then Brunson and Catt.

0
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3069.554 - 3077.578 Kirk Goldsberry

I do love the geometry, to borrow Jalen's basketball geometry phrase. I love what the Knicks have spacing the court right now.

0
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3077.598 - 3083.561 Bill Simmons

Yeah, I think I'd go slight edge to the Bucs because of just how crazy Giannis is this year.

0
💬 0

3084.122 - 3084.322 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah.

0
💬 0

3085.14 - 3097.584 Bill Simmons

It just seems like any time he wants to go downhill, he turns, so my daughter went to the game on Friday, because my dad got a COVID shot, and I don't know, first of all, why did he get a COVID shot? Great question. Second.

0
💬 0

3098.064 - 3104.686 David Jacoby

He's like, I don't know. Did he get injected with COVID? Is that his COVID shot now?

0
💬 0

3104.706 - 3129.161 Bill Simmons

I was like, nobody, dad, it's 2024. What are you doing? So he got a COVID shot and then go figure, him and my stepmom both felt like crap the next day. So my daughter got to go with her boyfriend and she hadn't seen Giannis in person. And it was, so she called me after and she was like, dad, is he like the best player of all time? Like, where does he, what's going on with that?

0
💬 0

3129.221 - 3135.465 Bill Simmons

It just seems like every time he wants, he could just bulldoze over everybody and get a layup or a dunk. And I'm like, yeah, it's kind of.

0
💬 0

3135.746 - 3137.967 David Jacoby

No, it's this fat guy from Serbia, actually.

0
💬 0

3141.729 - 3163.437 Bill Simmons

This fat guy is going to have 104 points this weekend, two games. But I think we've been watching the honest thing for so long, we forget just fundamentally how insane it is that he could just basically get to wherever he wants, no matter what the defense is. Middleton is the thing with them. To me, it's a 3A, 3B thing. And I want to know where we are with Middleton in March.

0
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3163.657 - 3185.67 Bill Simmons

And then Orlando's kind of lurking as the... Who knows, team? Miami, it's interesting. And I don't think they have any chance to move up into this ladder, but they do seem like they've figured out something over the last two weeks with their team. Like, Hero carries the offense for three quarters. Butler kind of takes over late. Bam's having a really weird season.

0
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3185.71 - 3208.836 Bill Simmons

Like, all his field goal stuff and stuff around the rim is terrible. It's really, like, uncharacteristic. But for some reason, I could see them... maybe upsetting somebody in one round, but not more than that. And that's really it. I don't even know who else we would have in the East. Sruti, you seem like serenely confident, just focused on March and April.

0
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3210.822 - 3217.526 Steve Ceruti

It just sucks. The Franz injury sucks because it takes away the potential all-star, the potential most improved. All that stuff is kind of not there anymore.

0
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3217.546 - 3219.727 Bill Simmons

Well, it took away the supermax, though, which is good for you.

0
💬 0

3220.187 - 3220.527 Steve Ceruti

I guess.

0
💬 0

3220.567 - 3223.929 Bill Simmons

That could have been like a salary cap nightmare to have two supermax guys.

0
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3223.949 - 3232.914 Steve Ceruti

Speaking of contracts, I need to say this. To the people who this summer were criticizing the Jalen Suggs deal, what was it, five years, $150 million for a guy that scores 12 points a game.

0
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3232.934 - 3235.035 Bill Simmons

Who criticized that? People did. Yeah, who's that?

0
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3235.715 - 3253 Steve Ceruti

A lot of people. Yes. Yes. A lot of a lot of a lot of our friends border. Maybe some Raptors fans were still a little upset about how that how that draft. By the way, the 2021 draft is my favorite draft in recent history. It's incredible. I go down the list of just every like week. I feel like you change the order of what guys you want. Yeah. Obviously, Fran Suggs. What do we got?

0
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3253.06 - 3256.982 Steve Ceruti

Cade Mobley, Shankoon, Jalen Green, Barnes, Jalen Johnson was in that draft. Yeah.

0
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3257.222 - 3258.102 Kirk Goldsberry

Unbelievable draft.

0
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3258.522 - 3269.094 Steve Ceruti

Pay sucks. The man's worth the money. He's one of the best winners in the league. He does things that other guys... He is the ultimate winning player in whatever you need him to do. And you saw it tonight. He doesn't need to be a 30-point-a-game scorer, but he was tonight.

0
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3269.995 - 3289.871 Bill Simmons

I think he's a third guy on a championship team And maybe even potentially has the ceiling of being a second guy if he was with somebody incredible, right? Like being the Jamal Murray, Drew Holiday spot if you get to play next to a Giannis or Jokic. All right, thanks for stopping in, Saruti.

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3290.231 - 3291.992 Steve Ceruti

Thanks, guys. Appreciate you, Saruti.

0
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3292.072 - 3294.573 Bill Simmons

Congrats on your heroic effort tonight.

0
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3294.833 - 3297.014 Steve Ceruti

Yeah, hopefully we see you in April, May.

0
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3297.834 - 3300.055 Bill Simmons

Before we go, Jacoby, you want to talk about Embiid?

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3300.075 - 3301.715 Steve Ceruti

I do.

0
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3302.696 - 3303.156 Bill Simmons

What do you got?

0
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3304.423 - 3332.995 David Jacoby

What the fuck is going on? What is going on? My questions for you, Bill, are what is the plan? Do his teammates like him? And all I hear about is how little he communicates with the team about his availability, how he's late all the time. Like, Verno knew some guy who said he missed the team buses the day after the report came out that he was late. It's just all like...

0
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3333.931 - 3351.828 David Jacoby

He's become, in the last three years, he's turned from one of the most likable stars in the league to someone who I'd like less and less and less every three months. And we're there right now. So here's where I've landed, Goldsberry.

0
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3354.167 - 3371.74 Bill Simmons

to me, remember we said that joke about Twitter, like when Twitter was really like a place a lot of people went to that you just wish you could have certain stories and just not even see them, that you could meet the story. If the story was happening, you just wouldn't even know about it. That's how I feel about it. Embiid might play tonight. Embiid's not gonna play tonight.

0
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3372.42 - 3394.379 Bill Simmons

Embiid's gonna rest tonight. Embiid has some swelling again. Embiid's feeling better. I just, I'm just out. I'm tapping out. I can't do it. The chronic swelling was the most disturbing part of that story I thought this weekend. It's not even like he re-injured or anything. It was like, yeah, it's maintenance because he has chronic swelling. What does chronic swelling mean? None of it sounds good.

0
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3394.419 - 3408.866 Bill Simmons

Goldsberry, you were at San Antonio when this was going on with Kawhi. It was a little different. There was more mystery. And Kawhi was younger. He wasn't 7'3", carrying a bunch of weight. But this just has a stranglehold over your franchise after a certain point, right?

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3409.447 - 3432.385 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, that's a perfect word. It really is just like a black cloud or a stranglehold. I'd actually compare it to Tim. A lot of people forget that Tim Duncan had a really bad knee his entire career. Yeah. And The scourge that is known as load management has a lot to do with Tim Duncan's knee and Greg Popovich and the staff really making sure that they could get everything.

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3433.166 - 3453.645 Kirk Goldsberry

But that also meant that Tim had to be very serious about his nutrition and his sleep and all this other stuff. And I think as Joel mentioned, enters sort of the later stage of his career, if he wants to keep playing at this level, he has to be more serious, more professional, not just about being on time to the bus, but taking care of his body.

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3453.725 - 3479.159 Kirk Goldsberry

Like the reason LeBron is LeBron at this age is because he was really careful about his body and respected that stuff. And unfortunately, this is what it looks like when somebody doesn't do that kind of thing, in my opinion. And I'm not quite sure where this is going. I do think Philadelphia has reasons to be more optimistic than the last time we talked about these guys on the podcast.

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3479.579 - 3498.71 Kirk Goldsberry

I still think the East, what we just went through, is like, oh, maybe Miami's the five seed. Unfortunately, there needs to be eight playoff teams in the Eastern Conference. And I think Philadelphia will get one of those slots. And so I think they could be pretty patient here. I just agree with what you guys are saying.

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3498.73 - 3511.696 Kirk Goldsberry

This is really troubling, like the lack of communication, the lack of clarity, the weird Timmy Bontemps quotes from this week. It's depressing. I don't even know it's injured. It's just inflammation. These are bad signs, guys.

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3512.156 - 3531.149 Bill Simmons

Yeah, this happened to the Celtics in 09 with KG. I don't know if you remember. KG got hurt. They were like 31 and five. They had some crazy record. And it was like, KG's coming back. And then it was just, is he coming back? And then it was like, team not sure. Still feeling pain. Nobody's saying anything. And it just turns into this

0
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3532.487 - 3540.755 Bill Simmons

Like you said, a black cloud where you don't know game to game we tweak. What's weird is that I guess he looked pretty good in that Bulls game. I didn't watch it. I just saw the highlights.

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3541.195 - 3557.27 David Jacoby

I watched the game. It was weird. He started out terrible. He was 0 for 7 or something. Everything was short. That Memphis game was the same thing where everything was short. And he has this brace, his full leg brace on. And they started to get warmed up. And they're spamming this...

0
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3557.99 - 3571.599 David Jacoby

They're spamming this high pick and roll with him and Maxie and Maxie would just give him a pocket pass and he would just shoot from like 16 feet and Busevich just didn't do anything about it. And even if Busevich was on him, he would just jab step and then shoot over him. And he was like, I don't have the numbers for him.

0
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3571.619 - 3586.952 David Jacoby

He's like eight for 10 from like around the foul line, which is where, in my opinion, when he was best with actually Doc was coach, he would just like operate from the foul line, but he would do a lot of distributing and like, driving, but it got to the point where in the third quarter, he was just absolutely wet from the mid-range.

0
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3587.473 - 3593.059 David Jacoby

He scored a ton of points after starting over seven, looking like he might as well just go back on the bench.

0
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3594.802 - 3614.551 Bill Simmons

Yeah, it's like when you see... like in a sports movie, there's like the, the fat old washed up guy who wanders on the court and just starts hitting like 20 footers. It just seems like a bead. He's so skilled from 18, 19 feet. It doesn't matter. They hadn't played for a month. All of a sudden he could just hit nine straight 20 footers. But,

0
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3615.509 - 3633.431 Bill Simmons

you know, not to be a party pooper, but, you know, they're in this stretch. They were calling it, Hollinger called it the NBA bye week, basically, where everybody has like one or two games over the course of eight days. And they're playing Chicago, then they have all this rest. So he can have a game. He's playing Vucevic. He's playing the Bulls who are a bottom five defensive team.

0
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3634.412 - 3652.488 Bill Simmons

And he can go out there, get a good run, get his points, not have to worry about playing the next day. It's hard to feel optimistic after that is my point. Like I want to see what their schedule starts to get harder. I think at the end of the year, they've got, did they have a road trip? Is he going to be on the road trip? Is he going to play?

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3652.868 - 3670.592 Bill Simmons

Then there's the part that you mentioned about the teammates being asked about it. What do you think about Joel? How much do you guys miss Joel? It's just day after day. And You know, it's not awesome, especially when you're competing against teams like OKC, where it's like everybody's young and hungry, and they're all doing the post-game press conferences together.

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3670.612 - 3679.239 Bill Simmons

And they're hanging out, and they're ready to go. So I don't know how it plays out. I'll tell you this, though. The extension... Yeah.

0
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3679.28 - 3680.2 Unknown

That's just a wow.

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3682.93 - 3697.238 Kirk Goldsberry

No, that is a very debilitating contract. And we talked about this earlier. It's like, you don't see a lot of good teams with this new cap bill with any bad contracts, let alone a max contract with a guy who's not playing.

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3700.019 - 3699.759 David Jacoby

100%.

0
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3700.199 - 3710.445 Kirk Goldsberry

It's like, how do you build a team when you have that much sort of money locked up in a player that may or may not even be able to play most nights?

0
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3711.045 - 3712.206 Bill Simmons

Jacoby, who's your favorite rookie?

0
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3713.922 - 3715.584 David Jacoby

My favorite rookie?

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3716.004 - 3716.284 Unknown

Yeah.

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3718.066 - 3738.625 David Jacoby

In terms of like to watch or like I would want on my team. Because, I mean, my favorite rookie is obviously Jared McCain, just like as a vibe. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because he's so much fun and just sort of like so himself off the court. But I am also on Reese's Shea Island.

0
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3739.759 - 3746.342 Bill Simmons

I wish he made threes. He's like 28% from three, but everything else is there. He's fluid. I know. I like him.

0
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3746.362 - 3767.451 David Jacoby

That team of Johnson, Daniels, Risa Shea, it's like Trey or no Trey, that is a core that I really, really like. I'm much higher in Atlanta than I should be, and I'll admit that, but I feel the same about Risa Shea. He had a huge game. I forget who it was against. It was early in the season. He had like 30 points or something. I was like, this dude looks like a number one pick in the NBA draft.

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3781.142 - 3781.422 Kirk Goldsberry

Yes.

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3781.803 - 3804.832 Bill Simmons

Good point. For what he's going to do, I think, this year, I think they're going to have real trouble keeping him out of the lineup. And there's a chance he's their second best player by the end of the year. I just like him. I like how hard he plays. He seems like the kind of guy OKC would have. Just like a really, really, really gives a shit two-way guy. He can't really shoot yet.

0
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3805.693 - 3826.579 Bill Simmons

But I thought he was my favorite guy heading into the draft. I thought he's the guy I would have taken number one if I was Atlanta. And everything I've seen from him I would not waver on that one. I want to see more. Reed Shepard is the one I think I'm the most interested by because I don't think Van Vliet's had a good season and the shooting stats back it up. Like they're not good.

0
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3826.779 - 3847.897 Bill Simmons

And I wonder, you know, I know they have like a, I forget if it's a player option or a team option next year, but Reed Shepard within two years will probably be running that team. But I almost, that's one of those where you want like, Van Blee to have some very minor injury for three days or three games just to kind of see Reed Shepard get to drive the car out of the garage a couple times.

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3850.757 - 3862.72 Bill Simmons

It's weird. I like this draft more than I thought, Kirk. There's a lot of guys. They're not superstars, but there's a lot of guys where I'm like, I kind of like that guy. Even Klingon on Portland. I like Zach Eady. There's a bunch of them.

0
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3863.345 - 3885.142 Kirk Goldsberry

I'm going to come back to you on Edie, because I need to know how the surf has been over at Edie Island, if the seawalls are holding up. But I want to know, yes, Castle is the answer for me, and it's not close, and I'm obviously close to the Spurs. They are very excited about all the stuff he does. I love the description of a Thunder-like player.

0
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3885.282 - 3905.668 Kirk Goldsberry

He is that kind of dog in him stereotype, but he does the stuff that doesn't show up in the box score. They love this guy. He's adding sort of an edge to their group. I think Jeremy Sohan is kind of like that too. And I think it could help them They're destined to build a great defense in San Antonio, and I think he could be part of that.

0
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3906.689 - 3932.487 Kirk Goldsberry

Like Lou Dort, another potentially great defender, he needed to get a shot, and Lewis figured that out, so I feel like Castle could get a little of that. Dalton connect obviously needs to be mentioned. I know he's older, but I think he's been fantastic given where they got him in the draft. I'm still on research day Island. I'm not giving up on that anytime soon.

0
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3933.288 - 3949.229 Kirk Goldsberry

But for me, I'll say Reed Shepard, I think is going to be great in this league for a long time, but I'm going castle has really won me over in the last few weeks specifically. But tell me bill, Zach Eadie, was he everything you dreamed of, or are you a little bit let down at this point in the season?

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3949.869 - 3970.572 Bill Simmons

Well, I think Memphis is so deep that I thought he would actually be this important, weird, just kind of throw a cannonball in the pool just to shake it up kind of thing, but they don't need it. They just have too many good bench guys. Their bench is crazy. And the fact that Aldama is actually good now.

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3970.612 - 3977.421 David Jacoby

Huffing Aldama. Yeah, you can't take minutes away from Huffing Aldama. What are you crazy? No, those guys are just... He's also not available. He's just not available right now. We haven't seen him too much.

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3977.921 - 3998.458 Bill Simmons

Yeah, true. Yeah, Sar... That's probably the worst possible situation for a guy like that. It's like your team's going to just be awful and you're just going to learn some bad habits. But too early to say what we talk about him. I mean, one other thing with Memphis, like another reason that Edie's probably not even going to play that much is that Brandon Clark...

0
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3999.502 - 4016.175 Bill Simmons

has, uh, I, I was so impressed with him in the Boston game, but just, it feels like he's got his explosiveness back and he's a really unique player, like that crazy undersized energy guy that always seems to be on good teams. So yeah, I like the draft. Um, we'll see with Dillingham.

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4016.215 - 4029.612 Bill Simmons

That was the other one that I was super duper intrigued by, but it feels like they phased them out a little bit because they're trying to get their defense going. Um, so we'll see what happens with that. Who's your most disappointing team? Jacoby, Indiana.

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4031.798 - 4035.721 David Jacoby

I mean, you're leading the witness, so I'm going to try to go with another team.

0
💬 0

4035.741 - 4037.162 Bill Simmons

Oh, you're going to zag on me? That's fine.

0
💬 0

4037.362 - 4055.117 David Jacoby

I'm trying to. But, I mean, obviously the most disappointing team is the Sixers, but I think there's a reason for that. It's just availability. I think the Sixers will turn around and end up being a playoff team. Let's not forget they were in the play-in last year. and ended up in a really good series against the Knicks. But it has to be the Pacers and Halliburton.

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4055.137 - 4078.043 David Jacoby

Remember this time last year, during the in-season tournament, it was called at the time, they were the bell of the ball, and Halliburton was this rising superstar. They put him in this stupid commercial with Rosario Dawson, and he's not even a factor whatsoever. And his home road stuff is really strange. I don't think I've seen anything like that.

0
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4078.843 - 4086.045 David Jacoby

But, yeah, I would say the Pacers because it's, you know, the expectations were at a point where they're just not reaching.

0
💬 0

4087.005 - 4090.106 Bill Simmons

It's probably Tommy Alter's fault. Who's your most disappointed team, Kirk?

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4090.726 - 4116.009 Kirk Goldsberry

Well, this one's for Chris Vernon. The Memphis Grizzlies. I've been very disappointed. I'm just kidding. He passed word and he didn't hear it. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I would say... The Minnesota Timberwolves, because I thought the Randall trade was good. Dante DiVincenzo, too. It hasn't worked. It has not worked.

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4116.269 - 4137.979 Kirk Goldsberry

They went from having a very strong identity with great defense and good offense to not really having an identity and looking like a middle-of-the-pack team in the Western Conference when most of us thought they were going up a level. not down a level in this exact season, Bill. So for me, I think the Pacers have a very strong claim to this conference finalists.

0
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4138.619 - 4153.442 Kirk Goldsberry

But I will say Minnesota because I really want Anthony Edwards to be the face of American superstars in the next five, 10 years. I love everything about him. So I've been particularly disappointed with that team's performance after what they did last year.

0
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4154.482 - 4159.063 Bill Simmons

Those are two great choices. Congratulations to both of you. But the answer is the Phoenix Suns.

0
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4160.64 - 4162.783 David Jacoby

They don't have KD. Okay.

0
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4162.823 - 4187.642 Bill Simmons

They don't have KD. Make excuses for big shot Bob Sarver. They're 13 and 11. They're like one in nine without KD. Okay. But guess what? They traded all their first round picks. They traded Mikael Bridges. They traded Cam Johnson. They traded DeAndre Ayton. They traded all their second round picks. They traded everything to have basically a three guy team.

0
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4188.122 - 4201.552 Bill Simmons

And one of the three guys has been in the league since 2007 and has a bunch of injuries and has gotten hurt twice. And I don't know why I fell for it. It made me mad. They were one of my favorite overs. I picked them to win the division. I thought they were going to be a 50-plus win team.

0
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4201.672 - 4223.228 Bill Simmons

And I forgot the fact that they're built around this guy who's been in the league for 18 years, asking him to be the rim protector, their crunch time scorer, to do 30 a game, nine rebounds a game, make 50% of your shots and 45% of your threes, do everything. And it's like, oh, guess what? He lasted a month before he got hurt twice. And I'm just mad at myself more than anything.

0
💬 0

4223.268 - 4234.354 Bill Simmons

But you have to be disappointing when you trade players literally a decade of stuff for the team you have in your 13 and 11. So that's my answer.

0
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4234.994 - 4239.536 David Jacoby

They've made the Beal trade where you're like, that's great. Well, like no one liked that trade.

0
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4240.396 - 4259.206 Bill Simmons

Yeah. Especially now with all the apron stuff that happened, that trade looks even a hundred times worse. Like you would much rather have the flexibility now, but when you just consider all the assets they sent out for the team that they have now, and it's all hinging on, well, when Durant's healthy, Might not happen. You know?

0
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4259.446 - 4270.093 Bill Simmons

He's 7'1", and he's had a lot of lower, below-the-hip injuries at this point, and they put a huge burden on him in playing big minutes. And I would just be nervous if I was the Suns.

0
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4271.454 - 4291.314 David Jacoby

Yeah, I can see it. Counterpoint. You don't want to draw them in the first round of the playoffs. Because let's imagine KD plays well, gets back. They're going to climb in the standings. Like right now, I think they're 10th or whatever. They're going to climb in the standings. And then you see them in the first round. And you're like, man, Booker and KD can get on a heater. You know?

0
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4291.574 - 4295.915 David Jacoby

It feels a little bit like they're basically the Sixers.

0
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4296.295 - 4299.116 Bill Simmons

But counter, doesn't everybody have two good guys at this point?

0
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4299.696 - 4306.519 David Jacoby

No. No, the Rockets have zero. They're one of the best teams in the league. But they can play defense, though. Yes. Yeah.

0
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4307.299 - 4324.93 Bill Simmons

I guess for me, Kirk, with Phoenix, there's always going to be, now that Nurkic is pretty much unplayable, so leaning on Plumlee now as their center, and Tyus Jones, these are like bench guys. These are guys that would be like 10th or 11th players on the Celtics or the Thunder, and these are two of their crunch time guys.

0
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4326.451 - 4349.8 Kirk Goldsberry

Yeah, it goes back to our theme earlier. It's like, there's not a lot of old and overpaid great teams in the NBA right now. And they're best players older, as you pointed out. Devin Booker's certainly not old. I'm not mad at his contract. The Beal deal, to me, sticks out like a sore thumb on their cap sheet. Nurk, like... you have to have pretty much a perfect roster.

0
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4349.84 - 4372.697 Kirk Goldsberry

And I kind of agree with you. Doesn't everybody have at least one superstar that we're talking about winning at all? Yeah, pretty much. I think that is fair. And to me, the differentiating stuff is now lower down on your depth chart. And that's where this team is just really not great. And I don't think they'll ever be able to play defense well enough to keep up with the top teams in the West.

0
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4372.777 - 4387.057 Kirk Goldsberry

But I keep going back to that Bradley Beal Because that was a lot of depth they traded, essentially, for one other player that might have sort of a repetitive role next to Devin and Kevin.

0
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4387.077 - 4392.198 Bill Simmons

70 plus million for Bradley Beal and Nurkic and Bol Bol. Is Bol Bol still on the team?

0
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4392.658 - 4394.978 David Jacoby

Yeah. Smells like new owner decisions.

0
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4395.798 - 4417.316 Bill Simmons

Guys, thanks for staying up with me. It's a pleasure seeing you. Great seeing you in your weird, undisclosed New York City location at one in the morning. We don't know where you are. Be careful walking home, Jacobs. Kirk, great to see you. Even though we were your sloppy seconds tonight, I had a great time talking to you guys. I will see you soon, I'm sure. Thanks for coming on.

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4422.534 - 4442.526 Bill Simmons

All right, we're taping this part on a Monday. I did a Rewatchables taping with Kyle Brandt, who we haven't been together in a long time, really since Super Bowl with the Giants and the Pats that I never like to talk about. Craig Horlbeck is here too. Let's talk football. There's no reason for this. We just turned the mics on. Come on. Sal brought up last night on the podcast...

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4443.368 - 4466.784 Bill Simmons

about whether if you were... Granted, it's like a generic talk show segment, but it really got my brain turning about Josh Allen versus Mahomes. Mahomes, the resume, versus what we're actually watching week to week, game to game, like the shit that he's doing, the shit when they're down 35 to 13 against the Rams. And you're just like... not turning this off. I feel like Josh can bring this back.

0
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4467.104 - 4478.935 Bill Simmons

You've been on the bills thing forever. Yeah. So is anything different this year or is, is, are the, are the toys better for him? Is it just the experience? What is it? What's different between the years?

0
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4479.115 - 4482.779 Kyle Brandt

It's like the happiest he's ever been in his life. And I mean, I mean like in all different ways.

0
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4482.999 - 4484.26 Craig Horlbeck

Is that a Stefan dig subtweet?

0
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4484.921 - 4491.622 Kyle Brandt

A little bit. Yeah. It's funny to think about it. Like, can you even remember the last Bills loss? It's been so long before the Rams game.

0
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4491.842 - 4492.062 Unknown

Yeah.

0
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4492.342 - 4509.326 Kyle Brandt

They lost to the Texans that night. And the take was like, wow, Diggs got over on the Bills. And there was this viral moment of Diggs, like, side-eyeing him. And we haven't heard from Diggs since he got hurt. And Allen's taken over the world. But loves his offensive coordinator. Never more comfortable. Loves the guys in the room. And I don't think this is irrelevant. Like...

0
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4510.306 - 4526.02 Kyle Brandt

he's engaged to a movie star and a pop star and his personal life is out of control, like over the hill, over the moon, amazing. And he has a good run game and a good offensive line. Like, what do you want as a quarterback? My line's awesome. My running backs are awesome. I have like a really cool girl that I'm with and like my receivers are cool guys.

0
💬 0

4526.08 - 4530.844 Kyle Brandt

And I know they're not Calvin Johnson, but like they make plays for me. I think he's so happy and so confident. I think it's great.

0
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4531.044 - 4548.559 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah, we joked last week on the Fantasy Pod that last week was Josh Allen's Apex Mountain, right? Engaged to Haley Steinfeld. Had the big night game whole thing. Literally a week later, he already beat it. Even though he lost to the Rams, I would say now this is his Apex Mountain. He had the greatest day in fantasy football history, basically. 52 points. And he locked up the MVP.

0
💬 0

4549.279 - 4549.84 Craig Horlbeck

You think it's done?

0
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4550.18 - 4550.4 Unknown

Yeah.

0
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4550.861 - 4551.502 Kyle Brandt

I think he did. Yeah.

0
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4551.923 - 4558.232 Bill Simmons

I can't count out Lamar yet for some reason, but I think it's like, FanDuel would say it's done. It's like, he's like a minus 500 favorite.

0
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4558.352 - 4574.025 Kyle Brandt

In a regular year, Lamar, there's Lamar fatigue. He's already got it a couple of times. Yeah. And I, listen, I was, I want Saquon to win a batter. Just be cool. he would have to have the perfect campaign. Like, he'd have to break the Dixon record. He'd have to have the touchdown, everything. Allen just took it away. I'm not sure it can be Saquon. Oh, really?

0
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4574.245 - 4578.286 Craig Horlbeck

It's hard. Two years ago, the Eagles made the Super Bowl with Miles Sanders. Yeah.

0
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4578.446 - 4595.934 Bill Simmons

And so it's like, I just... I'm out. I did this last week. I'm out on the Saquon. I just think like... I want it to. It would be cool, but I don't think they can do it. This is the dumbest way to think about it, but I also think it's the best way to think about it. When somebody gets hurt, what happens to the line? Like if Josh Allen got hurt, the Bills line moves by nine points.

0
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4596.154 - 4599.056 Bill Simmons

If Barkley gets hurt, the Eagles line moves by like two and a half points.

0
💬 0

4599.116 - 4601.558 Craig Horlbeck

Again, they were like the best team in the league with Miles Sanders too.

0
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4601.618 - 4623.525 Bill Simmons

Yeah. So that's what, I hate that it has to be a quarterback pretty much every year unless the guy's having the most amazing season ever or there's no like awesome quarterback. But for the most part, this is the most, it's like saying like, no, the pilot's not the MVP of this airplane. It's actually the third flight attendant. Got those peanuts. She's killing it. It's like, you know who's the MVP?

0
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4623.545 - 4626.887 Bill Simmons

The fucking pilot. Because we're crashing if the pilot doesn't make out.

0
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4627.247 - 4642.493 Kyle Brandt

But I think as the Allen thing, especially as it pertains to Mahom, my concern is that that Rams game 20 years from now when, like, you tell your kids, your grandkids about Josh Allen, like, that's the Josh Allen experience. He's unbelievably cool superhero action star and the Bills lose.

0
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4643.053 - 4647.274 Bill Simmons

Right, and they have the dopey play with the QB sneak where they waste the time out. Is that this era?

0
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4647.294 - 4665.845 Kyle Brandt

What are you doing? Like, is he... I just worry that he's... like Dominique Wilkins or something. Like, it's just so awesome. Incredible talent. What did it amount to? He's even said it. He's like, he said it. I'm sick of winning t-shirts. He has a whole stack of t-shirts that are like division champ t-shirts. And he's like, I want to get them out of my closet. I don't want these anymore.

0
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4666.245 - 4675.95 Kyle Brandt

That's what he's known for at this point. Because if they lose in the playoffs, if they lose in the playoff this year to the Chiefs, What do you think if you're a Bills fan? Like this Chiefs team sucks. We can't even beat this one.

0
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4676.271 - 4676.691 Unknown

It's right.

0
💬 0

4676.791 - 4677.992 Kyle Brandt

It's a big playoff.

0
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4678.012 - 4681.234 Unknown

That's why it'll be the Steelers that they lose to. It might be. I know you're big on the Steelers.

0
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4681.375 - 4686.879 Bill Simmons

I am. I am stunned that the Steelers have not gotten more credit this year. I don't get it. I don't know what else they have to do.

0
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4687.472 - 4701.001 Craig Horlbeck

I'm holding my breath a little bit. They have a really tough— Crazy Steelers fan. I'm a Steelers fan. He's being super careful. This is a tough four-game stretch they're heading into. It's been pretty easy the last four weeks. Now they're Eagles, Chiefs, Bengals. Bengals? No. Eagles, Chiefs, Bengals. It's a tough stretch.

0
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4701.021 - 4702.322 Bill Simmons

They're playing Christmas night, too.

0
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4702.802 - 4703.122 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah.

0
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4703.502 - 4718.913 Bill Simmons

The Josh thing, the way you laid it out, really makes me think of Peyton Manning, first half of the 2000s, where he had reached this point where he was the best regular season quarterback ever. He was the guy you would take first in fantasy, all that stuff. But you never felt like he was actually going to win.

0
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4720.154 - 4725.738 Bill Simmons

And then they end up winning in 06, partly because the Pats choked away a 21-3 halftime lead. In the dome.

0
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4726.218 - 4741.89 Kyle Brandt

Marlon Jackson interception sealed it. And it was like, holy shit, they beat Brady. And this is my test for the Chiefs right now. So we're picking away at all of them, and they barely win, and all their numbers are terrible, and the offense looks legitimately bad except for one drive every game. Let's say they get the one seed. They get the bye.

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4742.881 - 4759.723 Kyle Brandt

The division round, you're watching on your couch, and the Chiefs lose to Pittsburgh or Baltimore or Houston or somebody like that. Are you surprised? Because I'm shocked. I'll fall off my chair if they lose the division round, even as bad as they've been. That's my respect for them. I agree completely.

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4760.812 - 4773.505 Craig Horlbeck

It's every week. You'd be shocked? I'd be shocked if the Chiefs lost. I was like, oh, you know, if the Bills play the Chiefs again in the playoffs, this is what we see every year. The Bills beat Mahomes in the regular season. Mahomes beats Allen in the playoffs. It's the same thing every single year.

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4773.525 - 4794.615 Bill Simmons

The problem for the Chiefs is sometimes you can pass the point of no return with weapons. Because, and I said this last time on the pod, like, This did happen to Brady a couple of times where like 06, he was awesome. And we just had nobody. We had Lawrence Moroney and starting running back and Rashay Caldwell and Jabbar Gaffney and Ben Watson. It was like, we just didn't have enough weapons.

0
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4794.655 - 4809.495 Bill Simmons

When we needed third downs, there was that one guy to get open. There was that awesome running back. I don't think the Chiefs weapons are that bad, but there's been some Brady seasons where he was better than the team. And I wonder with Mahomes' shot, I thought he took a lot of hits on Sunday night.

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4809.855 - 4820.279 Craig Horlbeck

It's so weird. I feel like last year was the year the Chiefs were supposed to lose. And then the criticisms would come. What did they go, 11-6? And it was like, yeah, you know, this is what we were saying. You can't do this again. Not with these weapons.

0
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4820.299 - 4823.14 Kyle Brandt

Yeah, the Raiders killed them on Christmas. Yes, it was like a super weird year.

0
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4823.18 - 4831.183 Bill Simmons

Or should they have lost? And Allen missed that one throw to Diggs. There was one other play. Like, if you really watch that game closely, it was kind of amazing the Bills didn't win that game.

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4831.403 - 4846.26 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah, I don't think anybody knows what to do now, now that they come out of this weird 11-6 year where they shouldn't have won the Super Bowl, but they did. And now they're 12-1, and they've won 16 straight games that were one score. Yeah. It's the most improbable run. I mean, can you think of anything like this in the last 20, 30 years in the NFL? No, it's not.

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4847.173 - 4869.564 Bill Simmons

No, there were some weird Patriot years wondering like how we were doing it week after week. But this is different because they're almost adding this degree of difficulty to the wins. And I'm not a lucky person with football. I never really bought into that because clearly they're good. Clearly, like the plays that he was making yesterday, especially in the last drive, that third and 15 was crazy.

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4869.584 - 4870.165 Unknown

So cool. Yeah.

0
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4870.325 - 4884.472 Bill Simmons

Right. The third and seven, you know, he's going to get it. So that's its own skill. I thought what concerned me if I was them was the Chargers, I thought, were really physical with them in the second half in a way that I don't remember seeing with the Chiefs.

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4884.592 - 4884.832 Kyle Brandt

Yes.

0
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4885.252 - 4892.957 Bill Simmons

But you always felt like the Chiefs were going to lose. It was because they dropped the key third down pass or something. I thought the Chargers were pushing them back.

0
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4893.357 - 4894.237 Kyle Brandt

Without their best running back.

0
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4894.457 - 4894.737 Bill Simmons

Yeah.

0
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4894.917 - 4896.298 Kyle Brandt

Yeah, I mean, the Chargers are built like Michigan.

0
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4896.318 - 4897.458 Bill Simmons

And without their best receiver.

0
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4897.678 - 4902.159 Kyle Brandt

No, definitely. I think the Chargers are going to win a playoff game. I like them still. I'm not jumping ship on the Chargers.

0
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4902.36 - 4902.6 Bill Simmons

Yeah.

0
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4902.66 - 4905.1 Kyle Brandt

Without the best receiver, without the best running back, they play great defense.

0
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4905.12 - 4913.543 Bill Simmons

I like them. So they'll be a six seed, right? Depends, yeah. They'll be whatever behind Baltimore and Pittsburgh. So a six seed would put them probably against either Buffalo or Pittsburgh.

0
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4913.663 - 4930.449 Kyle Brandt

Yeah. And I don't like that match. I don't like the Chargers. But the distinction, I think, with the Chiefs' weapons, it's like, I think there's having players that are just kind of average players But then there's having players who are just kind of average the way they're playing who are made guys. Like Jandre Hopkins and Kelsey, even Juju.

0
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4930.489 - 4947.037 Kyle Brandt

Those are guys who have been around, who've been in playoff games. Those are the guys who are like, oh, shit, we turned on the division run. Kelsey had nine catches and two touchdowns. They've done it. It's not average players who just suck and have never done it. These guys are all a friend of ours. You know what I mean? They can turn it on.

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4947.237 - 4953.361 Bill Simmons

That's why they go in. That's why I'm so cautious with the Chiefs because of the Kelsey keeping him in the garage with the tarpon thing.

0
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4953.562 - 4953.742 Kyle Brandt

Yeah.

0
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4953.942 - 4962.409 Bill Simmons

Like they're just clearly doing that. Yeah. We didn't see him for two hours in the game yesterday. You know, in fantasy, like people are still paying for him in fantasy.

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4962.849 - 4966.913 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah. He was still fringed. First guy who went off the board in drafts. It was like him and Laporta.

0
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4967.213 - 4987.721 Bill Simmons

But then you watch Bowers, although Tampa was able to take him out a little yesterday. Bowers is just like Gronk crossed with Kelsey, crossed with like a sports movie tight end. He's open all the time. He's just crushing everybody. And Kelsey could probably do that in January in round two, but I don't think they're using that skill now. So I don't know if I had to rank them.

0
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4988.742 - 4995.539 Bill Simmons

I honestly think Pittsburgh's the safest bet out of the three because of the defense. More than Buffalo. Yeah.

0
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4995.679 - 4996.119 Kyle Brandt

Yeah, okay.

0
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4996.76 - 5012.443 Bill Simmons

I think they could beat Buffalo in Buffalo because they can get some explosive plays. But I think Buffalo has a better chance of beating KC. Because the thing with KC that I can't wrap, I feel like if you can get 24 and up on them points-wise, you're probably beating them. Right? Buffalo beat them 30-21. Yeah.

0
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5013.284 - 5022.286 Bill Simmons

But Pittsburgh is more likely to play the 18-16, 19-16 type Kansas City game, which is better for KC. So I do feel like there's some rock, paper, scissors.

0
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5022.586 - 5033.649 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah. I think Arthur Smith and Russ are really starting to work well, especially last week without Pickens, which I do think Tomlin held Pickens. I think Pickens could have played in that game. I think they knew they had this gauntlet coming up. They held them against the Browns.

0
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5033.809 - 5034.709 Bill Simmons

I 100% agree.

0
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5034.829 - 5036.51 Craig Horlbeck

They were at home. I think that was a very smart move by Tomlin.

0
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5036.53 - 5037.35 Bill Simmons

They knew they could beat Jameis.

0
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5037.91 - 5055.795 Craig Horlbeck

There were more open guys in that game than there have been all season for Pittsburgh. So I do think Arthur Smith and Russ are really starting to gel. I just worry that in January, they're in Buffalo. They need to score 35 to beat the Bills. They're doing too high. They're taking off all the top end stuff for Russ. You really got to rely on like Najee Harris having a good game running the ball.

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5055.835 - 5065.587 Craig Horlbeck

And then if it's not Pickens, it gets real thin real quick. I'm a little worried. I almost wonder if like they could muck it up with the Chiefs and win a game like 1970. That's where I feel.

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5065.607 - 5080.275 Bill Simmons

Yeah, but Kyle knows the way to beat the Bills is what the Rams did yesterday. You're just five yard run, four yard run, seven yard run, seven yard pass, three yard run, five yard. You're just chipping away, chipping away, chipping away. Like a punt.

0
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5080.495 - 5085.577 Kyle Brandt

You get it. Like you have this big play. Yeah, big defensive play. And then Jesus Christ, Nakua and Cooper were just doing anything they wanted.

0
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5085.597 - 5094.94 Craig Horlbeck

They looked bad. I mean, Stafford, Nakua and Pukar is like the highest degree of difficulty offense in the league. Like it is so hard, but they do it because they're so good. And I'm like, I will worry a little bit.

0
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5094.96 - 5105.79 Bill Simmons

But what did they run for? The running game, I thought, was the most interesting part of that. Because Buffalo, I wouldn't say they're like a giant defense. No, not really. It feels like you can push them backwards.

0
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5105.93 - 5123.204 Kyle Brandt

They thought that, okay, so Matt Milano's back now. He was the heart and soul of their defense. He's back there going to stop it. And Terrell Bernard's amazing in the middle. But they did this Blake Corum thing that we haven't seen a lot of them this year. And then, obviously, Kyron. I have a little bit of a spicy take on the Bills-Rams thing is, I actually think that loss was good for the Bills.

0
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5123.784 - 5139.292 Kyle Brandt

And I'll tell you why. Everybody was just on their nuts across the whole country because they did a lateral play and they won in the snow and they're the best team ever. They go across the country, they get their ass whipped a little bit. Now they play the Lions, which is one of the biggest games of the regular season. I think they need to have their shit humbled a little bit. Just a little bit.

0
💬 0

5139.332 - 5157.503 Kyle Brandt

They were such a darling for about... three or four days, and then they weren't that good. And I think that get that loss out of the way now maybe and have a little bit of a wake-up call. I actually was not shocked that they lost that game because McVay is amazing. And when Cup and Nakua are out there for the Rams this year, the Rams are 6-2. Like, they're a very, very good team.

0
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5157.543 - 5162.326 Kyle Brandt

And their defense is, like, super young, super doesn't give a crap. I'll hit Josh Allen late, talk shit to him, don't care.

0
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5162.766 - 5185.266 Kyle Brandt

like the Rams are if I had to pick a team that holy shit a team that's in the Super Bowl I'd pick the Rams as like the holy shit team your holy shit team my holy shit team is the Rams like that is a dark horse Cinderella all that like they have the quarterback I think they have the best coach in football and they have this crazy young defense who doesn't know they're not supposed to be that good yet they're my holy shit Super Bowl team I think the holy shit team has to be AFC

0
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5186.075 - 5188.499 Bill Simmons

Okay. Just for me. But I like that pick.

0
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5188.639 - 5190.582 Kyle Brandt

But I think... Like the Chargers would be a holy shit.

0
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5190.602 - 5211.961 Bill Simmons

I just think that Detroit-Philly talent pedigree... That's good. Especially if you have to go into Detroit round two, round three, and try to take those guys. Whereas the AFC, I don't really love any team. I feel the best about Pittsburgh. I certainly wouldn't feel awesome about Russell Wilson winning three straight playoff games. Yeah, and if this is the year to go against KC.

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5212.301 - 5233.354 Bill Simmons

My holy shit playoff team would actually be the Chargers. I'm with you on that. They can block... And they can chase the passer. And once we get into January, if you can just do those two things, make a couple plays, not turn the ball over and win a couple ugly games. That's what the Chiefs did last year. You know, I was really impressed by that mystery. I think they're the Chargers in a loss.

0
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5233.594 - 5248.385 Bill Simmons

I thought they, I thought they really handled the Chiefs defensive line. I was surprised. And like Herbert misses wide open touchdown, right? He missed another guy like 35 yards down the field. Their running backs are among the worst in the league without Dobbins.

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5248.585 - 5248.826 Unknown

Yeah.

0
💬 0

5249.306 - 5251.128 Bill Simmons

Gus Edwards and Vidal. Like, come on.

0
💬 0

5251.288 - 5266.304 Craig Horlbeck

They're overachieving this year. Like, it's impressive already what Harbaugh's done year one. This was supposed to be kind of like, all right, we'll get our line and we build from the inside out, see what we got. We'll see what we have in Ladd McConkie. He's already one of the better rookie wide receivers in the league. You know what's funny? We talk about football all the time.

0
💬 0

5267.742 - 5277.086 Bill Simmons

And we always look for these angles on what makes the team special, who's going to be the sleeper. This was the first year where I was like, all I care about are coaches and QBs.

0
💬 0

5277.406 - 5277.706 Unknown

Smart.

0
💬 0

5277.926 - 5297.305 Bill Simmons

I did all my over-unders and I was like, If you have a coach or a QB, I'm not even worried that the Chargers don't have receivers. I'm going over. I'm picking them to make the playoffs. They have Harbaugh and Herbert. Doesn't matter. That should be enough. Yes. Whereas like flip side, I don't know, Vegas, I don't understand their quarterback situation at all. I don't know what we're getting into.

0
💬 0

5297.385 - 5304.271 Bill Simmons

I'm out. And I wonder sometimes is football just that simple? Is it all about the QB and the coach and the rest of it is like periphery?

0
💬 0

5304.517 - 5312.382 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah, in retrospect, looking at Rodgers and Sala, it's like, you know, I like Robert Sala. Were you big on them, Craig? Yeah, I think everybody was a little bit.

0
💬 0

5312.402 - 5323.468 Bill Simmons

That was my big mistake. I had the Jets over Buffalo in the division. That was my biggest regret. But Rodgers is washed. Like, he's, you know, if you knew he was going to be the 41-year-old washed Rodgers, I wouldn't have picked that.

0
💬 0

5323.568 - 5337.195 Craig Horlbeck

I know. My big thing in fantasy this year was, like, try to eliminate – As much randomness as you can. Like only bet on things that you can depend on that you know are going to happen. Coaching quarterback. And then I just was completely blind to the Jets, like a 40-year-old quarterback coming off a torn Achilles. My biggest miss.

0
💬 0

5337.335 - 5345.578 Bill Simmons

I got so deceived by all the Buffalo dead cap space stuff and transition year. I just, they snookered me. I think they snookered themselves.

0
💬 0

5345.598 - 5347.019 Kyle Brandt

I don't even know if they expected this.

0
💬 0

5347.519 - 5347.739 Unknown

Yeah.

0
💬 0

5347.779 - 5367.838 Kyle Brandt

I really do think it was, all right, this will be a year and we'll lose in the wild card or whatever. But just Allen's been that good and defense has been that good. Can I give you like a surprise disgruntled team right now? I'm kind of with you, like I have a couple friends And they're Philly guys. And they're like beside themselves right now. They hate this team.

0
💬 0

5367.998 - 5370.618 Kyle Brandt

They're like, we're going to lose. We're going to go one and done. They're panicking.

0
💬 0

5370.698 - 5377.82 Bill Simmons

But like six days ago, everybody was thinking Detroit's defense is so banged up. Philly, the season parted for Philly. That's how I was feeling.

0
💬 0

5377.84 - 5396.755 Kyle Brandt

The Eagles have won nine in a row. And they're like, nope. Hurts doesn't have it. Their kicker keeps missing. That freaks people out. He can't make one from 50 plus. He hasn't made one all year. After this game, this last game, the problem is, all right, they barely beat the Panthers. And people have to update their expectations of the Panthers. The Panthers aren't the Panthers of September.

0
💬 0

5396.775 - 5397.736 Kyle Brandt

They're actually kind of good.

0
💬 0

5397.776 - 5398.337 Unknown

They're frisky.

0
💬 0

5398.397 - 5399.418 Kyle Brandt

Like they almost beat the Chiefs.

0
💬 0

5399.558 - 5405.843 Bill Simmons

Yeah. They're exactly frisky. They had a 98-yard drive almost to win a game with three minutes left.

0
💬 0

5405.903 - 5408.646 Craig Horlbeck

I mean, Bryce Young won that game. We'll get dropped. Yeah, I know.

0
💬 0

5408.706 - 5424.02 Kyle Brandt

And so Eagles fans are like, we suck. First of all, the Panthers are pretty good. But then right after the game, A.J. Brown, after a win, the ninth in a row, they're like, A.J., what do you think you need to work on? He's like, passing. You got to get better at passing. Jesus, AJ, you won nine in a row. Like there's some issues with Hurts.

0
💬 0

5424.48 - 5431.288 Kyle Brandt

And I think there's Eagles fans still don't totally believe in him. Just my friends. I think he's a really good player, but there's my friends.

0
💬 0

5431.328 - 5434.452 Bill Simmons

And I think also- And they don't really believe in Sirianni either, right? Definitely not.

0
💬 0

5434.472 - 5451.418 Kyle Brandt

So coach and quarterback. And also I think AJ Brown is like, I'm tired of the Saquon shit. Like, we passed the ball the least in the whole team. They're ranked last in the league in pass attempts. They run it. They have an MVP running back. I don't know if he's liking that either. This reminds me of, I was talking to an MVP. There's nine in a row they've won, and they're like, they're pissed.

0
💬 0

5451.478 - 5461.04 Craig Horlbeck

Are they waiting for the collapse? Because remember, the Eagles were like 10-1 last year, but it was the weirdest Super Bowl hangover where everybody was miserable, but they were 10-1. No, they're supposed to be good. Their defense is awesome. It's amazing. They retooled immediately.

0
💬 0

5461.28 - 5485.44 Bill Simmons

This is a theory I heard about the Nuggets. you made me think of about like AJ Brown being pissed. Yeah. Like, that it was like, why isn't Jamal Murray playing better? It's like, cause Jokic does everything. This person I know was saying how NBA, it was just a theory. It's like, those guys are tired of just being like Jokic's towel boys and everything's Jokic, Jokic, Jokic. Oh, what a miracle.

0
💬 0

5485.48 - 5494.126 Bill Simmons

It must be to play with Jokic. Oh, he gets all the stats and like Jamal Murray, Michael Porter Jr. Where's mine? I want you too. Cause they already won a title.

0
💬 0

5494.446 - 5499.249 Kyle Brandt

So A.J. Brown's like, enough with the backwards hurdle. We get it. Enough with the sequence shit. Enough with the tush push.

0
💬 0

5499.269 - 5508.954 Craig Horlbeck

I don't know. It's probably easier when the star is the quarterback. When it's the running back, it probably rubs A.J. Brown the wrong way. He's like, I'm just as good as that guy. Look, I can't play quarterback. That's true. It's the running back? Really? It's true.

0
💬 0

5509.355 - 5512.716 Bill Simmons

I mean, counter, is there a wide receiver who's gruntled?

0
💬 0

5512.736 - 5513.917 Kyle Brandt

I don't know.

0
💬 0

5513.937 - 5516.879 Bill Simmons

We have a lot of disgruntled receivers. Do we have gruntled receivers?

0
💬 0

5518.089 - 5528.819 Kyle Brandt

Jefferson always seems pretty gruntled. Even when he wasn't putting up numbers. Yeah, he seemed happy for Addison. Huge contract. Huge. Plays indoors. Like, everybody loves him. I think Jefferson's gruntled.

0
💬 0

5533.963 - 5551.336 Bill Simmons

Do you buy Minnesota yet? I know that's been a, we, we, for three months, all of us who do podcasts and content, we're all just assuming this was your classic biking season where the stats say they should have been nine and eight and they went 14 to three, but every week, but yeah, the same Donald conversation.

0
💬 0

5552.83 - 5570.637 Kyle Brandt

It's nuts. So my background in Sam Darnold is, okay, was supposed to be the number one overall pick, fell a little bit, Baker rises up and steal it. From that point, every single coach slash guru, all the McVeighs and Shanahan's and like Jordan Palmer types, they all swear that Sam's the man. Oh, Darnold's incredible. Darnold's got it.

0
💬 0

5571.357 - 5581.564 Kyle Brandt

And as a fan, you're like, he mostly sucks every time we see him. It just feels like when somebody keeps recommending this show, you got to watch this show. It's so good. It's so good. And you're like, it's not that good. They're like, watch another episode. I promise.

0
💬 0

5581.604 - 5583.445 Craig Horlbeck

Watch another episode. That was Schitt's Creek for me.

0
💬 0

5583.665 - 5584.145 Kyle Brandt

Yeah.

0
💬 0

5584.165 - 5587.207 Craig Horlbeck

You got to watch. I mean, dude, I'm on three seasons in. I don't like the show. It's a sitcom.

0
💬 0

5587.348 - 5595.041 Kyle Brandt

The show is finally amazing. And all those coaches were like, he's amazing. And yet. They may just cut Bateman this year.

0
💬 0

5595.061 - 5601.825 Craig Horlbeck

Well, I was going to ask. I don't know. What do they have to do in the playoffs where it becomes a problem for the Minnesota front office thinking, well, now what?

0
💬 0

5602.185 - 5619.515 Bill Simmons

I say to Sal. During the NFC Championship, what happens now? I say to Sal on Sunday's pod, I don't know how they let him go at this point. Like when you have a quarterback that you're built, your team's built around these two awesome receivers that you have, right? You have a quarterback who's clearly clicking with them in a real way, who's made big plays over and over again down the stretch.

0
💬 0

5621.053 - 5628.399 Bill Simmons

Why do I have to start JJ McCarthy next year? Why can't I just trade JJ McCarthy? He's the eighth. It was seventh or eighth pick. What was he? Seventh? Seventh pick.

0
💬 0

5628.419 - 5630.48 Kyle Brandt

I don't know where he was. Top ten.

0
💬 0

5630.52 - 5632.302 Bill Simmons

I know he's coming off a torn ACL.

0
💬 0

5633.163 - 5633.703 Kyle Brandt

But you loved him.

0
💬 0

5634.383 - 5648.975 Bill Simmons

But you think like I'm trading him for a high second and I get to pay Sam Darnold. I think Sal and I went through all the teams that need quarterbacks. There's probably four legitimate plus maybe Seattle if they don't pay Gino. Maybe Purdy. Sure. Six total. Yeah.

0
💬 0

5650.256 - 5662.561 Craig Horlbeck

I just think if I'm Vegas, I'm paying them. They're like the anti-Chiefs because no matter how bad the Chiefs look, I think to myself, I'm still going to bet on the Holmes. No matter how good the Vikings look. It doesn't matter how good the Vikings look. I'm like, hey, in the playoffs, I'm going to bet against them.

0
💬 0

5662.661 - 5681.348 Bill Simmons

Yeah, we did Million Dollar Picks Thursday and the house was like imploring me to put the Vikings in a parlay. And I was just like, it looks too easy. Something's wrong. I don't know. It makes me nervous. Nobody likes cousins. And we ended up doing it. And Falcon scored 7-0, and I'm texting House like, motherfucker, why did I listen to you, you fucking dick?

0
💬 0

5681.368 - 5694.973 Kyle Brandt

They were good early. Listen, same organization, Vikings, a few years back. They're in the NFC title game. Their quarterback is Case Keenum. Right. Killing it. Making miracles to Stephon Diggs. Like, oh my God, Keenum. Yeah. Moved on. Went to Cousins. It was the right move.

0
💬 0

5695.573 - 5714.708 Bill Simmons

Yeah, but here's the difference with Darnold. If you're just talking about what... If I have a franchise quarterback, what do I want? Do I want size? Well, he has that escapability. He has that cannon arm. Has that... Is he pretty good down the stretch or when you need him to make some plays? He's done that all year.

0
💬 0

5714.869 - 5717.57 Kyle Brandt

Also, he doesn't say shit. He's a model citizen. Great reputation.

0
💬 0

5717.59 - 5729.011 Bill Simmons

Teammates like him. I don't know what he's missing. I watch quarterbacks for... 10 to 11 hours every Sunday. And most of them are bad. And he's actually pretty good.

0
💬 0

5729.712 - 5743.407 Kyle Brandt

The take is very insulting to him. Here's the take. Okay. You have Jefferson and Addison and Aaron Jones and Hawkinson and KOC is your coach. of course you're succeeding. Right. It's the Brock Purdy. We can put somebody in there. It's the Brock Purdy.

0
💬 0

5743.467 - 5757.053 Craig Horlbeck

And you know how it's going to go because when he leaves and signs a four-year, 160 million Daniel Jones contract somewhere else, he's not going to be good because it's the Kevin O'Connell system of making Josh Dobbs good for three weeks. And it seems like Kevin O'Connell is like the guru quarterback whisperer now.

0
💬 0

5757.093 - 5761.675 Craig Horlbeck

And I just know Darnold is going to go sign a deal with like, God forbid, the Giants or something and be terrible.

0
💬 0

5761.795 - 5773.041 Kyle Brandt

It's going to happen. And we've seen, Cousins won 11 and one. as a Vikings quarterback. And they won every, and they got to the plate and they lost to Daniel Jones. So that's part of the reason why everyone's like, I don't know, Darnold, I feel like we've seen this shit before.

0
💬 0

5773.321 - 5778.063 Kyle Brandt

That's why you're saying no matter how much they win, you don't believe in them because we could look up and they lose in the wildcard round.

0
💬 0

5778.103 - 5787.729 Bill Simmons

We said this about Baker last year and then they signed him and he's been good this year. That's true. The best thing with Darnold is how young he is. What is he like? He's very young. 27, right?

0
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5789.029 - 5791.411 Unknown

Yeah.

0
💬 0

5791.531 - 5814.622 Bill Simmons

If I were them, I would try to sign him for like, hundred for four years, something like that. Try to get him like 25 a year and then try to trade JJ McCarthy. But supposedly he heard his ACL again. So maybe he doesn't even have the same. I just, that to me, that feels like the disaster is like, we had this guy, uh, Now we let him go because JJ's ready. And then what if JJ's not good?

0
💬 0

5814.662 - 5816.383 Bill Simmons

And those receivers are like, what the fuck?

0
💬 0

5816.504 - 5816.804 Unknown

I know.

0
💬 0

5817.064 - 5828.356 Craig Horlbeck

Darnold had 40 touchdowns. Imagine the other way, though. They trade their top 10 pick, JJ McCarthy, who goes off and has a great career. And then next year, Sam Darnold turns back into a pumpkin. And it's like one of the worst front office moves of all time.

0
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5828.436 - 5846.666 Kyle Brandt

Yeah. To your point, though, let's say the Vikings are like, we love Sam, but we have a very bright future for JJ. We want to be in bench. What is the line that the Vikings get to where they're like, well, we're in the Super Bowl. We can't get rid of Sam Darnold now. Do they have to win it? I think you have to get to the Super Bowl. Because already, Case Keenum was in the title game with them.

0
💬 0

5846.946 - 5850.848 Kyle Brandt

They've already been that a few years ago. I think if he gets to the Super Bowl, I guess you're coming back.

0
💬 0

5851.148 - 5865.466 Bill Simmons

You know, as a fan, I was in a situation once with a guy by the name of Tom Brady in 2001. Bledsoe gets hurt. Brady keeps his job, and we're kind of like... Is he going to be the starter? And we'll be like, I don't see what happens. And all of a sudden he won the Super Bowl.

0
💬 0

5865.486 - 5868.808 Craig Horlbeck

This is the first Tom Brady, the first Tom Brady, Sam Darnold. Yeah.

0
💬 0

5869.189 - 5889.081 Bill Simmons

I just, you never know. I like it. The thing is Detroit, Detroit's defense mess. And I don't see how it really gets better. Right. So at least there's a little bit of a hole there. Philly has all the chemistry stuff. Green Bay. I'm not sure I trust Jordan Love. And just in general, I wouldn't pencil them in. Like Minnesota can play with all of these teams.

0
💬 0

5889.381 - 5894.312 Kyle Brandt

Those three teams in the North. They're 28-3 outside of the North. They beat everybody.

0
💬 0

5894.792 - 5896.695 Bill Simmons

They might be the three best teams of the week.

0
💬 0

5897.496 - 5911.66 Kyle Brandt

They're up there. I think they're all top five teams. Who knows? They're 28-3 when they're not playing each other. So they kick the shit out of everybody. I think the Lions' defense reputation is down right now because of what we just saw. I think they'll be better. I think they'll be back. I still think they're going to win the Super Bowl. I still think it's the Lions.

0
💬 0

5911.84 - 5914.683 Bill Simmons

I would at gunpoint pick them as well, but I don't feel great about it.

0
💬 0

5914.923 - 5917.686 Kyle Brandt

Lions over Pittsburgh, you think, maybe? Or Chiefs?

0
💬 0

5917.746 - 5926.375 Bill Simmons

No, I would still, life depends on it. I'm still doing Lions, KC. But I just think right now, mid-December. Is it mid-December? It is.

0
💬 0

5926.775 - 5927.696 Kyle Brandt

Well, yeah.

0
💬 0

5928.058 - 5931.76 Bill Simmons

I think Pittsburgh is the most complete all-around team right now. I don't know what that's going to mean.

0
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5931.78 - 5934.502 Kyle Brandt

Where are you at with Russ? Isn't this weird for you to be saying that?

0
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5934.802 - 5948.289 Bill Simmons

Every fucking week, Russ makes three 40-yard plays or gets a pass interference. There's a play that moves the ball 35 to 50 yards, three times a game with him. And it happens every single week. And at some point, that's what they do.

0
💬 0

5948.409 - 5948.809 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah.

0
💬 0

5949.129 - 5954.752 Bill Simmons

Where it's like the Chiefs get none of those plays. The Chiefs had one 30-yard play to Hopkins and he dropped it.

0
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5954.812 - 5965.577 Craig Horlbeck

And it seemed like a miracle that they almost completed it. Russ is cocky right now. He's doing this like, you know. Yeah, he does. He's talking a lot of shit. He gets down on one knee and like points to the side. Has he always done that? Or is that a new move? I never saw it.

0
💬 0

5965.597 - 5970.78 Bill Simmons

He does a lot of like running over to the sideline and barking at the OC and shit like that.

0
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5970.92 - 5994.779 Kyle Brandt

Have you done the Russ pop culture comp? Like what this is? because like I was doing it the other day with Peter. I think it's, it's, it's Travolta. And the comeback Seattle was all of the seventies and eighties. And he's a superstar. He's the coolest rockstar ever. Denver was look, who's talking. It's pathetic. And then like four and two, Mike Tomlin put them in and it was just Pulp Fiction.

0
💬 0

5994.819 - 5998.12 Kyle Brandt

And like, he's like the coolest guy ever now and can't miss. It's an amazing.

0
💬 0

5998.14 - 5999.12 Bill Simmons

I would go Lady Gaga.

0
💬 0

5999.54 - 6002.401 Kyle Brandt

You go, you go Lady Gaga. Yeah.

0
💬 0

6002.441 - 6013.202 Bill Simmons

Really strong start. Um, considered a diva pretty early on, did some good stuff, faded a little bit, and then A Star is Born was her Pittsburgh.

0
💬 0

6013.222 - 6014.742 Kyle Brandt

That's big. That's the 4-2 Pittsburgh.

0
💬 0

6014.783 - 6017.463 Craig Horlbeck

But then if they're going to end with Joker 2, that would be a bummer.

0
💬 0

6017.903 - 6020.243 Unknown

Oh, yeah. Greg, you should have brought the house down next year.

0
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6020.644 - 6028.085 Bill Simmons

But, I mean, you root for Russ every week. Yeah. He's surprisingly good. There's just no other way to say it. He's been doing this now for two and a half months.

0
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6028.125 - 6034.606 Craig Horlbeck

I'm enjoying it one week at a time. He makes plays over and over and over again. I'm not looking ahead. I'm not looking into the future. I'm just every week I'm having a good time and...

0
💬 0

6035.486 - 6041.989 Kyle Brandt

I always would think that Tomlin wouldn't be here for the Russ theatrics that we used to see. Tomlin's good at that. He seems so affected.

0
💬 0

6042.109 - 6048.352 Bill Simmons

Yeah, he likes weird. Tomlin likes weird. I mean, he works with Pickens, who's ready to start a giant fight at the end of every game.

0
💬 0

6048.372 - 6049.693 Unknown

The list goes on and on.

0
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6050.213 - 6063.188 Bill Simmons

The other thing with Pittsburgh, their kicker. Is there another kicker you feel better about during any playoff game in bad weather than Boswell? He's like the new Tucker. He lined up like a 54-yarder yesterday.

0
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6063.349 - 6067.831 Craig Horlbeck

He's making that. He's been that guy. He's been the best offensive player in the Steelers for the last five years. I think he leads the league in points.

0
💬 0

6067.871 - 6076.275 Bill Simmons

Tomlin, Boswell. I can't find the holes. It's really like, who's going to be that second receiver on third and nine? I know. But Mike Williams had a couple good plays yesterday.

0
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6076.335 - 6092.903 Kyle Brandt

Yeah. And Fryermuth. They're really good. They're an amazing team. The Russ thing, you see comebacks. They suck. You never see when someone's a superstar... then sucks, and then is a superstar again. The only ones I can think of are Kurt Warner, who went St.

0
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6092.923 - 6093.964 Bill Simmons

Louis. Right, with Arizona.

0
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6094.024 - 6110.492 Kyle Brandt

And then the Giants, who was just weird, and then Arizona to the Super Bowl again. And then even a slightly less version of that, Carson Palmer was with the Bengals. He was with the Raiders, and I don't even remember that. And then he was with Arizona and was also in a title game. But the good shit and then good again is really hard to pull off.

0
💬 0

6110.532 - 6121.357 Bill Simmons

It especially happens with quarterbacks because it feels like the wrong offensive line... the wrong coach, the wrong team, and they could just get the shit kicked out of them for two years and just completely lose their confidence. Right.

0
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6121.377 - 6137.161 Craig Horlbeck

It's funny. Russ has never been paid the right amount based on what his talent is at the moment. Like when he was on Seattle, when he first got drafted, he kind of like started that rookie quarterback model thing. He was making like 700 grand a year and leaving them to Superbowl. Then the Denver thing happens and he's making $43 million a year and he's terrible.

0
💬 0

6137.581 - 6150.147 Craig Horlbeck

And now he's a great again on Pittsburgh making $1 million a year. I know Denver's still paying him, but. Uh, and then he'll probably, I think the plan is, and I think this was what the Steelers envisioned the whole time. I think they are going to definitely resign Russ.

0
💬 0

6151.027 - 6157.231 Bill Simmons

No question. They just don't want to pay more than 10 to 12. I'm guessing they have a whole thing.

0
💬 0

6157.491 - 6159.712 Kyle Brandt

We also might get Pittsburgh Denver in the playoffs. That'd be pretty fun.

0
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6159.972 - 6174.886 Bill Simmons

You talked about the comeback though with him and how unusual that is. The other thing that's unusual for me, I always feel like quarterbacks hit that point of no return. Yeah. It just doesn't seem like they want to get hit anymore, which Rodgers was clearly the last seven, eight weeks. It's like, that guy doesn't want to get hit anymore.

0
💬 0

6175.366 - 6191.295 Bill Simmons

Rodgers, Wilson last year to me, just seemed like he didn't want to get hit anymore. That's why when he's a free agent this summer, I was just like, well, who cares? The guy doesn't, you know, he's made enough money. He won a Super Bowl. He doesn't want it anymore. I know. but it seems like he's okay with getting hit again.

0
💬 0

6191.436 - 6196.419 Bill Simmons

So I don't know whether Tomlin, I just think Tomlin, Tomlin and Reed to me levitate over everybody else.

0
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6196.44 - 6212.232 Kyle Brandt

Coaches and quarterbacks. When we do playoff picks to start the season, about four years ago, I learned this. I always pick Pittsburgh no matter what. Picked them this year to make the playoffs. And everyone's like, you're an idiot. They have no quarterback. I'm like, I know, but just always pick Pittsburgh. They get in the playoffs, always. And I pick McVay now too every year, the Rams.

0
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6212.652 - 6214.033 Kyle Brandt

That was another one.

0
💬 0

6214.253 - 6224.196 Bill Simmons

That was another guy with the futures. I just did over on the Rams. I get that they only have seven players. Doesn't matter. Just pick them. As long as they have the QB and two receivers, they can move the ball.

0
💬 0

6224.256 - 6228.957 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah, we always joke that McVay is the chef on Chopped. He's making bolognese out of mayonnaise.

0
💬 0

6230.098 - 6233.148 Bill Simmons

Who's your holy shit team? I have the Chargers.

0
💬 0

6233.228 - 6233.428 Craig Horlbeck

Kyle.

0
💬 0

6233.508 - 6235.97 Kyle Brandt

Who did I say? The Rams.

0
💬 0

6236.15 - 6236.651 Craig Horlbeck

You said the Rams.

0
💬 0

6236.671 - 6238.112 Kyle Brandt

Holy shit, this team is in the Super Bowl.

0
💬 0

6238.392 - 6244.497 Craig Horlbeck

Can I have the holy shit, this team, there's no way this team is going to make the Super Bowl? No, that's not the question. You hate the Texans, right?

0
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6244.517 - 6251.342 Kyle Brandt

I hate the Texans. No, they're not good. The Texans are definitely going to play a Saturday playoff game like they always do. And it'll be like one o'clock.

0
💬 0

6251.442 - 6255.843 Bill Simmons

Everyone's going to pick whoever the other team is. It's probably going to be the Chargers. She's going to be like that Browns game last year.

0
💬 0

6255.863 - 6263.266 Craig Horlbeck

Everyone's like, black, oh. Yeah, Slovak I think is super overrated. I think Stroud's in his own head big brothering every quarterback at midfield and it's completely failed on him.

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6263.526 - 6264.066 Bill Simmons

Yeah.

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6264.086 - 6266.607 Craig Horlbeck

Stroud's had a tough second half of the season. Great guy, I think.

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6266.667 - 6271.108 Bill Simmons

The Ringer fantasy show hates Stroud big brothering. Doesn't understand it.

0
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6271.128 - 6271.848 Kyle Brandt

The Caleb moment?

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6272.329 - 6272.949 Bill Simmons

The Caleb moment.

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6272.969 - 6283.579 Craig Horlbeck

He's done it multiple times. Who else did he do it to? He did it with Drake May too. Yeah, three straight weeks after the Caleb thing and then he finally got off of it. I missed the Drake May 1. Yeah, he's been terrible.

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💬 0

6283.639 - 6289.613 Bill Simmons

He's weighing in with his big picture thoughts on everyone he plays against. And it's like, dude, you're in your second year. Settle down.

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6289.693 - 6310.114 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah. I might go with the Chargers as well, probably, I would say. Just because of their ability to play cold weather. Herbert's so good. The only thing with Herbert is I'm worried that he's going to get hurt sometimes. Herbert is almost too good of a player. I think he's kind of like the Puka Nakua of quarterbacks where I'm like, you actually play the game with too much honor.

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6310.154 - 6322.702 Craig Horlbeck

You don't go out of bounds ever. If there's a throw and Herbert needs to make it and he knows he's going to get drilled, he will get drilled to make the throw. Yeah, that leg hit it. But he had to step in to make the throw. So don't worry about that.

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6323.002 - 6339.368 Bill Simmons

They're 8-5. Baltimore's 8-5. Denver's 8-5 for the 5-6-7. So the key for the Chargers would have to be to somehow get that 5 seed and try to play Houston. But I don't know how realistic that is with their schedule. But if they can somehow get... What do they have left?

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6340.498 - 6342.039 Kyle Brandt

Houston's just dog shit on this.

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6342.419 - 6343.6 Bill Simmons

Tampa, Denver home.

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6344.1 - 6346.681 Kyle Brandt

Oh, another third and 10 in Houston. Great.

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6346.761 - 6357.727 Bill Simmons

Tampa, Denver at home for the chargers. Then at Pat's home Vegas, like they could sweep that definitely in Baltimore. I think he's going to have a lot of trouble sweeping. Cause they had that weird Christmas situation.

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6358.015 - 6367.39 Kyle Brandt

Isn't it crazy we've talked to playoffs this long, we haven't even mentioned the Ravens? Well, because we know they're going to be there. I know, but what are they going to do when they get there? Like, I don't have them in the Super Bowl. Does anybody? Their stock's low now.

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6367.41 - 6380.667 Bill Simmons

It's funny that people get mad about the January Lamar thing. It's like... okay, when is it not going to happen? It's just until he doesn't do the January Lamar thing, that's the way it is. The Raven fans are very touchy about it.

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6380.687 - 6381.568 Kyle Brandt

Lamar media is weird.

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6381.928 - 6395.859 Bill Simmons

Tua media is the worst, though. The Tua fan base. The Tua people who think he was good yesterday. He was 23 for 37, no picks. It's like, all right, I watched the game. He had 10 terrible throws. Like, stop. I don't trust Tua.

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6396.079 - 6397.3 Kyle Brandt

Dolphins fans are frosty, for sure.

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6397.813 - 6418.849 Craig Horlbeck

No, when I think of a two-a-play in my head, it's Tyreek Hill turning around to catch an underthrown defense. Who's your fantasy MVP this year, Craig? Fantasy MVP? We all overthought Saquon so much. Him going in the second, and Derrick Henry, the two of them. Both of them going in the second round. Everybody was afraid of the veteran on the new team thing.

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6419.23 - 6423.173 Bill Simmons

Now it's going to go the other way. Everyone's going to overvalue it in next year's draft.

0
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6423.393 - 6428.517 Kyle Brandt

It's also one of the most unusual fantasy seasons in history because of what happened with McCaffrey. That was so strange.

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6428.778 - 6431.5 Unknown

And Bruce Hall, who just died of natural causes.

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6431.54 - 6447.792 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah. Also, just in general with fantasy, this is the healthiest running back season outside of McCaffrey, which that happened before the season, kind of in-season injuries for running backs. This has been the healthiest season in forever. And I think there's definitely, you know, it was always get a wide receiver in the first round for the last five years. Next year, it's going to swing way back.

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6447.872 - 6453.877 Craig Horlbeck

Everyone's going to be back in on getting all these running backs in the first round. And it will probably regress back to the mean and like guys will start getting hurt again.

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6453.997 - 6472.515 Bill Simmons

I'm in the camp of, and I have three teams, two that did badly and one that's doing well. But I just... I just want to have a good QB. That's all I care about. I feel like I can patch together everything else, but like anyone who has Lamar or Josh Allen or Burrow in any of these leagues, you're just like, fuck, that guy's probably going to win.

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6472.555 - 6474.856 Kyle Brandt

That's why you play fantasy because of that Allen game against the Rams.

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6475.016 - 6492.767 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah, 100%. The key point is getting a guy who can move. I'm so done with pocket passers. I drafted Goff, who's been good. He's been solid. Stroud's like this too. It's been so tough because you basically need 280 and three touchdowns that'll go off every single week just for him to get by. Lamar, Josh.

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6492.807 - 6495.228 Bill Simmons

Mahomes has turned into that too for different reasons.

0
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6495.248 - 6499.01 Craig Horlbeck

Mahomes is terrible as a fantasy quarterback. You can't start him. He's the biggest bust at quarterback in fantasy.

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6499.49 - 6511.177 Bill Simmons

Before we go, New York, because you're in New York, Giants versus Jets. Which team is more down? Which franchise fan base is more down in the dumps right now between those two?

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6511.493 - 6529.286 Kyle Brandt

I think the Jets fans are a little in shock. Whereas the Giants fans are like, I don't know. Like when I run into people on the street and they're like, oh, you're on the football show. And I go, yeah. And the thing I always say to them, wherever I am, I'm like, oh, who's your team? Cowboys, Texans. The Giants fans always go... Like, they're so apologetic.

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6529.306 - 6531.587 Bill Simmons

They've hit that point where they're apologizing? It's been a while.

0
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6531.847 - 6545.515 Kyle Brandt

Oh, no. Our show that we do on NFL Network started in 2016. Every single year, the Jets and Giants have sucked. They've always sucked. The only one that didn't suck was the Giants team when they went on the boat with the Odell thing. Like, that's the only glimpse.

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6545.535 - 6547.856 Bill Simmons

What about the Danny Dimes playoff win in Minnesota?

0
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6547.996 - 6548.977 Kyle Brandt

That was a fever dream.

0
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6549.137 - 6551.819 Bill Simmons

Yeah, but they were like 9-8 that year or whatever.

0
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6552.019 - 6568.228 Kyle Brandt

But so I think the Giants fans are like, we know we're terrible and we're embarrassed. I think the Jets fans were like, they bought some lottery tickets and before they won it, they like put a down payment on a mansion and a boat and they're like, I'm going to win this shit. And then match one number on their lottery ticket.

0
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6568.448 - 6572.511 Kyle Brandt

And I think, so I think they're like, their mental health is in question and they're in shock. It sucks.

0
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6572.864 - 6592.18 Bill Simmons

Yeah, it's tough because the Red Sox fans used to be like this too before we won the World Series where it's this rare combination of fatalism and thinking things aren't going to go wrong, but then before the season, like this crazy optimism. It's like, how are these two things the same? Where it's like March spring training in 2000, like, this is it. Here we go.

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6592.2 - 6594.161 Kyle Brandt

We're winning this year. We've got a great rotation.

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6594.242 - 6611.851 Bill Simmons

The Vegas, the odds for the Boston team, they could always put them down because they knew all these dumbasses would come from Massachusetts and bet it. Yeah. And the Jets have those fans, too, that they actually think it's going to work out. And then there's people like Fennessey who's like, this is going to be a beautiful disaster. Sean had the best tweet ever.

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6611.871 - 6627.916 Kyle Brandt

The one he keeps retweeting about. It was the day the Jets Niners were going to play. I love it. I just want to go on record. I think this will be a complete disaster. Everyone will be fired and Rodgers will retire. And he's probably going to be right. The Jets season. It might have been the last great tweet. It was a great tweet. We talked about that on our show.

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6627.936 - 6637.578 Kyle Brandt

We even brought up Fennessey's tweet. But this season for the Jets is not like a D or a D. It is an F. It is as bad as it could go. Short of like a tragedy happened off the field.

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6637.598 - 6647.582 Bill Simmons

Like, it is an F. They basically had, what, seven one-score games that they had the ball in the last three minutes, but somehow didn't win any of them. I don't know how they fixed it either.

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6647.622 - 6650.384 Craig Horlbeck

Rodgers tried his best. You know, he has that doc coming out in two weeks.

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6650.424 - 6650.904 Unknown

Yeah, Digba.

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6651.224 - 6659.568 Craig Horlbeck

You can see he had his first 300-yard game as a Jet this week. He was on the press tour. He was trying to get viewers. Now what? A 3-11 Jets team?

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6659.588 - 6673.035 Bill Simmons

The funny thing, I watched that whole Jets-Miami game because they had Miami in a parlay. Miami was terrible the whole game. They looked like they didn't want to be there. They looked like they were the team that was 3-10. And the Jets were into it. They were trying to win.

0
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6673.075 - 6674.056 Craig Horlbeck

They were moving the ball.

0
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6674.076 - 6690.741 Bill Simmons

Their offense was better. And somehow Miami still won the game, and it was basically because the Jets, as usual, just fucked up completely with three minutes left. F. Pretty brutal. Yes. So what would you rate this season from A-plus to F-minus? What's the grade for the season so far through 14 weeks?

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6690.821 - 6691.582 Kyle Brandt

Oh, just as a whole?

0
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6691.642 - 6696.003 Bill Simmons

Yeah, just as a whole. For content, storylines, excitement, everything.

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6697.603 - 6714.006 Kyle Brandt

I think it's like a B-plus because we have just some really good teams. Like I mentioned, that thing in the NFC North is fun. That Bills-Rams game we just watched was amazing. that Lions game against the Packers was 34-31. Like we've got some Rembrandts. We've got some, like when you say, what was the game of the year? We have like eight or nine games of the year.

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6714.785 - 6717.686 Kyle Brandt

And I like that the quarterbacks aren't hurt.

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6718.586 - 6719.046 Unknown

Right?

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6719.086 - 6727.868 Kyle Brandt

That's really what I care about. Allen's out there. Mahomes out there. Even Burrow on a losing team. You get to watch those guys. You don't have to turn on the Thursday nighter and it's Taylor Heineke versus Mitch Trubisky.

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6727.888 - 6729.168 Bill Simmons

I mean, we did lose Aiden O'Connell.

0
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6729.488 - 6731.289 Kyle Brandt

We lost Aiden, but I heard it's not as bad as we thought.

0
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6731.489 - 6732.789 Bill Simmons

Okay, good. Maybe he'll be back.

0
💬 0

6733.029 - 6735.409 Craig Horlbeck

Preventative air cast for Aiden O'Connell, yeah.

0
💬 0

6735.509 - 6736.41 Bill Simmons

What do you have for a grade?

0
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6736.81 - 6744.895 Craig Horlbeck

Probably A-. See? I think it's been really fun. I mean, the Lions storyline is amazing. I feel like everybody in America wants the Lions to win a Super Bowl.

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6744.935 - 6751.359 Bill Simmons

Also, they're the rare public team that's actually really fun to watch every week. I genuinely enjoy watching their offense.

0
💬 0

6751.439 - 6755.602 Craig Horlbeck

When Jamar Gibbs is in the game, I'm like, I don't even know if I'm on a fantasy team.

0
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6755.642 - 6756.463 Bill Simmons

You feel like you do.

0
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6756.583 - 6765.289 Craig Horlbeck

The golf storyline is great. The weird 12-1 Chiefs. Saquon going to the Eagles and then maybe breaking the rushing record is unbelievable. I think it's been a really fun year.

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6766.354 - 6776.588 Bill Simmons

I would be at an A-, but the Drake May thing puts me at a solid A. I'm just out of my mind about how fun this Drake May thing is. I can't believe he's this good already. I just can't believe it.

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6776.949 - 6777.71 Unknown

It is really cool.

0
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6777.93 - 6795.96 Bill Simmons

It's crazy that he's this far along and... You know, I've had terrible quarterbacks and I've had the greatest quarterback ever. Like, and you just, I don't know if he's going to be even in the ballpark of somebody like Brady, but he's clearly a franchise guy. Like worst case scenario, I feel like he could at least be like Herbert.

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6796.28 - 6797.422 Kyle Brandt

All you care about is you got a guy.

0
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6797.802 - 6799.785 Unknown

We have a guy. That's all you need in football.

0
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6800.005 - 6813.262 Kyle Brandt

Well, I can't believe I did the B plus then without mentioning it. I mean, I think like they are huge. There's two massive blemishes on the season. The Jets, just complete disaster. And the Bears. I mean, the Bears are a massive disappointment from start to finish. If the Jets are an F, the Bears are a D plus.

0
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6813.282 - 6817.146 Bill Simmons

Well, I thought that new coach, I thought you guys bumped back Oh, no, that was the opposite.

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6817.166 - 6826.929 Kyle Brandt

You're supposed to get the bump. The Saints got the bump with that guy. The clogger bumped you back. That Niners-Bears game was maybe the worst game of the year. I mean, it was an unbelievably terrible, pathetic game.

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6826.949 - 6830.571 Bill Simmons

I think that was the only pick I lost, and it was over five minutes into the game.

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6830.851 - 6832.292 Kyle Brandt

You thought the Bears were going to win?

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6832.312 - 6836.753 Bill Simmons

I did. I was like, new coach bump. Definitely. They figured out Caleb just getting rid of the ball fast.

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6837.133 - 6843.477 Kyle Brandt

They were way worse than they were under Matt Eberflus. Think about that. They looked way worse at the game. Like they should have brought Iberflues back. They would have had a better performance.

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6843.497 - 6853.583 Craig Horlbeck

Well, it's like Iberflues leaves, the defense probably gets worse. And then you, you, you promote the guy running the offense. So now you have a different person running the offense. It gets messy quick. You get suckered by that though.

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6853.764 - 6859.427 Kyle Brandt

Yeah. The locker room was so excited about the new guy and they're going to be ready to play. They were so bad in that game.

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6859.788 - 6867.573 Bill Simmons

Well, that was like when Antonio Pierce got the job and they were smoking cigars after the first win. And then within nine months, Devante Adams is like, give me the fuck out of here.

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6867.853 - 6868.533 Kyle Brandt

I'm glad you brought that up.

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6868.553 - 6869.134 Bill Simmons

Put up with the cigars.

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6869.474 - 6885.801 Kyle Brandt

Because I have landed on this take, and I say it all, never hire an interim coach. I don't care what happens. The interim coach is, you get out of a miserable marriage. You're just so pissed, and the next girlfriend you meet, you fucking marry her. You don't take her to Cabo. You marry her.

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6886.281 - 6887.421 Unknown

It never works out.

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6887.662 - 6897.367 Kyle Brandt

Have her fling. Do it. Fine. She made me tune this out. It was incredible. Watch the Saints win a couple more games, and they'll be like, I don't know. Darren Rizzi gets them to compete. Don't hire Darren Rizzi. Do respect him.

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6897.387 - 6910.727 Bill Simmons

The only interim coach who actually should have been hired was Pit Boss Rich, the Raiders guy. Oh, Tom Cable? Rich Persuccia, whatever. Oh, Versace. Yeah, Versace. Special teams coach. Pit Boss Rich. Rich Persuccia. He'd come in with like, all right, guys, I'll be back in 20.

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6911.616 - 6914.419 Kyle Brandt

Damn right. Changing out, 200, their car.

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6914.579 - 6915.72 Bill Simmons

They were in the playoffs that time.

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6915.74 - 6922.226 Kyle Brandt

Yeah, I like pit boss coach. And now he's the special teams coach again. But no, don't ever hire the interim coach. You're marrying the fling after the marriage. It's terrible.

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6922.407 - 6924.889 Bill Simmons

My dream is Drake May, year two.

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6925.39 - 6925.57 Kyle Brandt

Yeah.

0
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6925.79 - 6930.455 Bill Simmons

Vrabel. Brian Dayball, offensive coordinator. Let's go.

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6930.655 - 6932.257 Craig Horlbeck

Who do you, do you want to receive?

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6932.277 - 6943.931 Bill Simmons

It's not a head coach opening though, Bill. What are you talking about? Well, there might be if we lose these last four games. The problem is we're going to go to Arizona and he's probably going to throw for like 360 and beat Arizona and then Mayo will keep his job.

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6943.971 - 6945.713 Craig Horlbeck

Do you want a tackle or a wide receiver in the draft?

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6947.315 - 6964.811 Bill Simmons

Thanks for asking. Because I've obviously studied a lot. My dad is now wading into the draft waters as well. Just finding out about this TMAC character, this wide receiver. It doesn't feel like they're going to be a top five team, but there's no top five left tackle.

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6966.018 - 6991.345 Bill Simmons

Which sets us up for the trade down, which I'd feel great about if we had an owner that wasn't 83 years old and we had an actual GM and not an interim GM. But it feels like they have to trade back. I'm in the camp of, I would take Hunter if we had the third pick. Really? If he's there. He just seems like he's going to be a superstar. I'm going to change my mind on this a hundred times, but like,

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6992.116 - 7007.705 Bill Simmons

It just seems like sometimes these guys get in the draft and everybody's just like, that guy's special. And he just seems like that guy's special guy. You could have said this about Marvin Harrison last year, though. And he hasn't turned into that special. But there's no left tackle. This is the one draft where there's like no, even like a Joe Alt.

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7007.825 - 7010.367 Craig Horlbeck

Yeah, probably not one worthy of a top three pick.

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7010.527 - 7021.193 Bill Simmons

No. Who's the defensive line guy? There's like an awesome defensive tackle. That's another one. Like, what is it goes wrong to have like an awesome defensive tackle? It's like,

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7022.028 - 7028.373 Kyle Brandt

Craig, have you had some takes on where Shador is going to go? I mean, he certainly feels like a Raider to me.

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7028.633 - 7031.275 Bill Simmons

The father-son Vegas thing feels like a Raider.

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7031.295 - 7038.181 Kyle Brandt

It's a perfect fit. It's so Raiders-y. What if the Giants get the number one pick? Because the worst fit of all time is the Mara family and the Sanders family. Oh, my God.

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7038.381 - 7038.841 Unknown

Not at all.

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7038.861 - 7043.585 Kyle Brandt

But what if they get the number one pick and he's the guy? Raiders feels perfect. The Giants might get it, though.

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7044.545 - 7047.686 Unknown

Well, they almost screwed it up yesterday and then the kicker missed.

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7047.846 - 7065.913 Craig Horlbeck

There was a conspiracy theory that Shador was tweeting, thank you, Lord, every time the Raiders lost because he wanted to go to the Raiders. It happened for 11 weeks. It was perfect. Even when they were on a bye, he didn't tweet it that week. But the Raiders, I think, won and then he tweeted it. And so it turns out not true.

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7065.953 - 7069.494 Craig Horlbeck

But there was a while there where I was like, Shador and Dion are angling to get to Vegas.

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7069.514 - 7075.819 Bill Simmons

Yeah. It is the most fun destination for those guys. Yeah. It's amazing. Because the team's a disaster every year anyway, so we might as well have the same.

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7075.859 - 7084.566 Kyle Brandt

And Bowers is sitting right there now. He already has a stud. And like, let's just have a carnival. Make Deion the coach. Why not? Have Shadruby the quarterback. It'd be great content.

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7084.907 - 7105.161 Bill Simmons

I had somebody who knows stuff tell me about the Pats. Like, if that job did become available, they said, you know, it's actually like a destination job now. Yeah. Because of Drake May. I was like, I need a cigarette. Six to midnight, Bill. Just give me a lighter. I just need a cigarette. I just want to reflect this.

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7105.641 - 7112.485 Bill Simmons

But I think with Vegas, the fun part would just be having some sort of personality with that franchise.

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7112.773 - 7120.843 Kyle Brandt

Well, we had it in Pierce. Like that's the guy. We smoked cigars. I won a Super Bowl. But he just looks miserable now because they hired the interim coach. You don't do that. Right. Can't do it.

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7120.943 - 7141.912 Bill Simmons

I like your theory. Thank you. All right. I'm going A, A minus, B plus. Kyle Brandt. Yes. Great to see you as always. Craig. Thanks, Craig. Pleasure. All right, that's it for the podcast. Thanks to Jacoby and Goldsberry. Thanks to Kyle and Craig. Thanks to Kyle Creighton and Steve Cerruti and Jesse Lopez. Thanks to Gahow and Jack.

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7142.652 - 7155.836 Bill Simmons

Thanks to you guys for making it through our second podcast of the week. I'm going to have another one on Thursday. I'm going to have an NBA six-pack. I'm going to have million-dollar picks. I'm going to have a guest. Stay tuned. Get ready to buckle up. I'll see you on Thursday.

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I don't have.

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