The Bill Simmons Podcast
Jon Stewart on a Knicks Disaster, the Soto Era, His ‘Daily Show’ Comeback, Bad Biden Coverage, and New York Fans | Plus: Is an OKC Title Now Inevitable?
Fri, 23 May 2025
The Ringer’s Bill Simmons reacts to Game 2 of the WCF between the Timberwolves and the Thunder (2:25). Then, Bill is joined by comedian and late-night host Jon Stewart to talk about the Knicks, his beginnings as a comedian, and ‘The Jon Stewart Show’ on MTV (14:56). Finally, they discuss the evolution of late-night hosts, returning to hosting, authenticity in the media, and much more (53:02). Host: Bill Simmons Guest: Jon Stewart Producers: Chia Hao Tat and Eduardo Ocampo This episode is brought to you by Degree Deodorant. Grab the original Cool Rush at Walmart or Target today. The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened in Game 2 of the WCF?
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Coming up, OKC Minnesota game two, plus Jon Stewart on the Knicks and life next. We're also brought to you by the Ringer Podcast Network, where I put up a new rewatchables on Monday night. We did Close Encounters of the Third Kind. It is the third installment of Big Ass 70s Month. The last one will be on Monday night.
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because, and it's weird because I scheduled it before we knew that the Knicks were going to have a calamitous game one loss, but we talked about the Knicks and New York sports. We talked about his career. We talked about everything going on in the country, uh, the Mets, you name it. We talked about it. It's a long, long combo. So I wanted to run that as, uh,
you know, the majority of the podcast, but wanted to put a little something at the top after watching OKC Minnesota game two. So we're going to talk about that right after Pearl Jam and then a lot of Jon Stewart. It's all next. Let's bring in our guys, Pearl Jam. All right, recording this part of the podcast a little after 8.30, right after Game 2. OKC, Minnesota. OKC throttles Minnesota.
And I got to be honest, I'm a little concerned. I'm a little concerned for the rest of the playoffs because it feels like OKC, who is already a great team, who is already 68-14 during this season, they're plus 12.6. Point differential. In the playoffs, they're plus 14. I mean, we had lots of reasons to already be concerned that they were going to rip through the playoffs and be a juggernaut.
The Denver series going seven. Maybe open the window to, huh, maybe a minute. No. Their defense is just too good. This is turning into some 2000 Ravens kind of stuff, football analogy. 89 Pistons, which was a totally different team because they were really built around the nine-man concept. They didn't have the true superstar as great as Isaiah was.
This team is built around SGA, who just scores between 30 and 40 points a game no matter what. What the defense is doing. Um, how many guys you they're throwing traps, 45, 45 feet from the basket. Doesn't matter. He's still getting in the basket. Uh, I think at 38 or 40 tonight, he was just fantastic.
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Chapter 2: What are Jon Stewart's thoughts on the Knicks?
This team has a really weird gear where all of a sudden they can go on an 8-0, 10-0 run and it feels like a fluke as it's happening. It's like, oh, that was a dumb pass. I can't believe he dribbled it off his foot like that. They forced these teams to have the dumbest turnovers. Teams are throwing terrible entry pad.
There was a play, there was a sequence today where they tried to get the ball to Randall twice and one time defense, Andrew just, just misses him by five feet. It was like an intercepted pass, like in football. And then the other time he almost throws it away again. Like teams can't even throw entry passes against these dudes. So the relentlessness of them is, is really something else. And,
you know, if they ended up sweeping the Timberwolves, that's usually a good sign for the finals too. In the last 10 years, the only team, there are five teams that had conference finals sweeps. Only the 2018 Warriors didn't go on to win the finals and that clay gets hurt. The rank gets hurt. That was a stupid year for Minnesota.
My only note other than it feels like Randall got broken over the last three halves. Not a good sign for them. And the fact that Nas Reed can't hit threes anymore for whatever reason. They missed a bunch of corner threes. I actually liked how patient Minnesota was today. And they just kept missing those get over the hump rally threes from the corners. My biggest note for them...
it's round three of the playoffs and you have an older team that's really physical. Where's the physicality? Why aren't you trying to bang this team around? Why aren't you trying to turn this into like an eighties type of series? There's one play where McDaniel shoved SGA from behind and they have, of course they had to review it because God forbid you touch anyone. Um,
But I was like, why isn't that happening more? Why aren't they talking shit? Where's Ant? Why isn't Ant talking shit? It's almost like he knows OKC is better than him. So the one thing I want to see from them in game three is like, go back to the Minnesota team. I remember that Minnesota team that even against like LeBron and the Lakers was talking, talking, talking the whole time.
There's a chance Minnesota is just not that good and that they lucked out playing that weird Laker team around one and then Curry gets hurt around two. can't be ruled out. It did feel like they found something late with Ant and Reed and McDaniels and Alexander Walker and Conley, where they basically just put Gobert and Randall, took them out and tried to match athletes with them.
But that's not going to work for four quarters. They have to get Gobert going. They have to figure out how to get Randall into that 20 to 25 points again. But, you know, again, this goes back to OKC as an answer for everything. They'll just put Lou Dort on you. They'll just put Caruso on you. It just doesn't seem to matter.
I still feel like the Clippers in the West were the team that matched up the best with OKC. And, you know, this is going to be the playoffs that we look back and we're like, man, the playoffs were drunk that year. There were so many weird, crazy games. And one of them was at OKC. I'm sorry, the Clippers Denver game four that I went to that I keep mentioning that ended with the Gordon Elliott dunk.
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Chapter 3: How did Jon Stewart start his career as a comedian?
Well, I will tell you this. When they lost the first two Knicks games, I did not feel that way. Because that was a double choke job. Being up 20 in the fourth quarter of two games in a row.
But once you've won the championship the year before, like at a certain point. You go like, oh, you know what? Hey, that was a terrible thing. But hey, we won the championship last year. That's what I'm saying. You have a food reserve. Like we've been starving, dude. We won in 73. I'm 62 years old. We won when I was 10.
You have the picture over your head of the big four there. Yeah, big five. Four or five. I can't see.
You can't see because of the little block there, but it's Willis Reed, Dave DeBuscher, Bill Bradley, Walt Frazier, and then Dickie Barnett, who just passed away, actually. And that's them in the locker room after, I think, the first championship.
So when did you have enough juice to start getting Knicks tickets? Like when you had the MTV show? When did you start?
Yeah.
When did you become a regular?
Oh, I was a regular before that, but not in the good seats. But once I started having a chance to get into the good seats, well, then you're... You just try not to pull the card too often. You know, so... But back in when this was first happening, they weren't great. So it wasn't until Mellow got there and Stoudemire that you even had competition. Like...
So in the nineties, you could just get them? Oh, no, no, no. Nineties. I didn't have nineties. I didn't have the juice. I didn't have the juice. No, I could get the occasional, like what I had the juice for in the nineties.
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Chapter 4: What was Jon Stewart's experience on 'The Jon Stewart Show'?
They'd like a creamsicle and a Greenwich blend, you know, and you're just, but as the day bartender, I don't know if you've ever been a day bartender in a restaurant, but nobody comes in. You're the prep guy. So you spend your day cutting limes so that the night guy can fucking clean up. That's your role. Because you couldn't be the night guy because you're a comic. Because I'm a comic.
So I couldn't make the money. I could only make the drinks for the night guy to make the money. And then I'd go work for hummus. And I have to say, happiest I've ever been. Just loved it. Loved it. Loved it. Imagine that. You're fucking 24, 25 years old. You're in Greenwich Village. I'm living down near Canal Street, sharing a room with a dude. I live in a little loft bed.
He lives on the bottom of it. And you're living this like bananas dream that nobody ever thought you would ever do. Like, it's not like I was destined for greatness. Like, it's not like people, you know, were like, that kid's got it. Like, it was a ridiculous whim. And so to just head up there, no plan, no idea of where this thing was going to go.
I worked in catering kitchens, bartended and all kinds of other odd stuff. And just the ability to like walk home at three in the morning through Greenwich Village in Soho to get down to Canal Street after sitting around with Attell and Quinn and those guys, like, come on.
So you go to New York and you're basically like, I'm going to try to figure out how to be a comic. Right. And you're just putting it together on the fly.
Six-week lease in an apartment. Jesus. I used to work in bars down in Jersey when I first got out of college. And I was working at this one place called City Gardens. And it was like a legendary punk club in Trenton, New Jersey. And when I say like, like bad brains, black flag, suicidal tendencies, misfits, like all the great punk bands of that era would roll through between New York and Philly.
So Trenton, it was this weird shithole, like a warehouse, you know, in the middle of like this very kind of dangerous place. It was a very dangerous place. And, but all the bands that would come through, I'd get to interact with, because as a bartender, you're up in the green room, you know, you're bringing them beers and booze. And so you're... You might not remember this.
You might be too young, but do you remember Martha Quinn of MTV? Of course. Oh, okay. So she was everybody's pixie. I was the only child.
I remember every moment of MTV.
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Chapter 5: How has late-night hosting evolved over the years?
to just be as creative as like old time Letterman on a weekly basis on Netflix, they've given him kind of the leeway to be able to do all that stuff. I think what will ultimately happen is you'll still have something that resembles it, but maybe not with the infrastructure. We're carrying an old... The way I look at it is like, I run a tower records. Do you know what I mean?
People are always going to want music. But I'm still the guy who's like, well, come into my giant building and let me show you the new CD rack. It's just a delivery system of something that I think people will always find... somewhat interesting or appealing. But without the brick and mortar, like you watch a Z-Way or somebody who's doing something really interesting, creativity finds a way.
Like great, funny, interesting people find a way to make topical commentary or interviewing interesting for people. And that's always going to be
something that i think will have appeal it just may not have an appeal with 250 employees in a giant theater right with people coming every day yeah right well it's interesting with you you're just doing mondays now oh right god bless that and and your show and you on that show still feels like it has the same impact but you're not having to do the You know, you're not pitching every day.
You're pitching. You're now starting. You're not throwing the 120 innings.
I come back in. I do that thing now that like Aaron Rodgers can do, like where you do the thing where you're like, I'm going to go on a darkness retreat and then maybe I'll sign in September, but I don't want to go to practice. Is that okay with everybody? You know, it's that kind of shit.
Did you worry? I mean, obviously, you know what you're doing, but you hadn't done that show and then you're doing that first show. Were you nervous? Or did nervous energy? Like, what was it like to just do it again?
Well, look, the muscle memory, I think one of the advantages I had is the people that the really talented, creative writers, producers, and all that of that, you know, it's, it's a, it's an organism, it's a mechanism. And the people that did it when I was there were still there. only they had all leveled up their skills. Like they had all done boss battles.
And so now I was walking back into the place where it was the comfort of all these people I love. Like, I will say we have a fucking ball. Like I know that that's, I think everybody works hard, but it is fun. Like they're great people. I love being around them. They've leveled up their skill level. So that part I wasn't nervous about. I was... Man, it's a weird, it's hard to describe the feeling.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of authenticity in media?
Yeah, if you're looking for it, if you're in the comments.
But people say like, I don't go in the comments. That's nonsense. You know, I don't check that stuff. Yes, you do. It's like saying, it's like being, it's like being in a comedy club, right? And whenever you're in a comedy club and you're doing a show, there's going to be a table of people that like aren't having it, just not feeling it. Yeah.
Social media is, then you have to ride home with that table in the cab and hear them talk their shit. But to suggest that like, I don't listen to it. Like people are calling your name. You're not going to go, what? Like, of course you know about it.
How can you not? Well, there's everything knowing about it and then obsessing over it. Oh, that's yes.
No question.
You have to learn how to. I try to avoid it as much of it as I possibly can. Cause I think it's, I think it's damaging. It's, it starts putting, you know, it's like being, it's like being in a room in high school and you hear people in the bathroom talking about you. Right. Yeah. are you just going to stay there and be like, Oh cool.
I hope all five of these people just rip me apart for the next 10 minutes.
I'll just stay here.
Or do you just kind of be like, all right, that's kind of fucked up.
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Chapter 7: Are the Oklahoma City Thunder destined for a title?
Practice?
They didn't take you in the back and do like, put you on the big nothing.
So you had no idea. Uh, I think here, here's what he said. Uh, just tuck your, uh, tuck your chin, tuck your head, your chin, and I'll do the rest. And I was like, okay. And then, yeah. So you got to, Okay. This so that I guess your head's not out. So you really, I think it's to protect you from like, really, because I don't know, you know, like the floor of the wrestling ring is not soft. Yeah.
It's, it's hard. It's on springs, but it's hard. It still hurts. like a motherfucker. Uh, so when we did it now, to be fair, WWE was very thorough in their medical examination prior to me taking the bump, uh, about five minutes before I was supposed to go out there, a guy walks in, he goes, I'm the doctor. I go, okay. And he goes, how you feeling? I go, I'm okay. And he goes, okay. Any problems?
You ever have a heart attack? No. Okay.
Yeah. Any major back issues you've ever been in?
Oh, are you old and decrepit and made of hollow?
Do you have the bones of a sparrow? Here, let's get you out there right now. So I went out there and I'm up on Cena, who's gigantic and muscular. And there's no like, oh, let me drop you down with the attitude adjustment. It was the full... I hit and the electricity went from directly from the back of my head down into my coccyx and through my legs.
Like it felt like an electrocution, like you had plugged me into an outlet socket.
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Chapter 8: What historical context does Jon Stewart provide for sports disappointment?
Yeah. I was just like, what's going on here? Because every now and again, like you'll see a bad switch and like somebody will end up on Towns who's like 6'3".
Yeah.
But this really, like it happened enough where like, oh no, that's the plan.
People try to use towns against himself is the plan. The good and bad of towns. They hope the bad goes out. Wait, last question. Are you worried about Juan Soto or no? They played the Red Sox this week and he seemed a little sullen. Sullen is the word I would use.
You don't remember the first year of Francisco Lindor. You don't remember the first year of Carlos Beltran. You don't remember. And by the way, you don't remember the first four years of Jason Bay. People come in there. First of all, Juan Soto right now is not He's not all-star Juan Soto, but he's still a very solid performer in a lineup that's underperformed recently.
But you're not talking about the emotions. He's played a much better outfield than I think people thought he was going to play. And I'm not going to read the facial expressions of a superstar that's going to be here for 15 years. Who already seems sad? Yeah, like I didn't, I never thought of him as like the happy warrior to begin with.
Like I didn't bring him over here because I, you know, get excited about it because I thought he was super entertaining and gregarious.
I just thought. See, this is what Mets Nation needed. They needed this defense.
But we're always worried about everything. Again, you're talking about a fan base that like, Whatever will go wrong, whatever could go wrong, goes wrong. Tyrese Halliburton throws up a fucking prayer. It hits the back of the rim, goes straight up in the air. And in any other universe other than the New York Knicks universe, it goes over the backboard. Right.
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