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Chapter 1: Who are the main hosts talking in this episode?
Welcome back to the ba- Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank!
shut up sunglasses Joe is back yes clearly and you've got energy you've got you've got power you've got power I've got energy I've got you've got energy you've got spunk you've got something more energy there goes one more energy what's that what's that yeah it's some TikTok shit what was that song You got style. You, you got funk. You, you got something all the girls want.
I think we listen to different music. Oh, fucking Nicki Minaj. Your love, your love, babe. Your love, your love.
She's so spunk in that song?
Maybe. I mean, technically, by definition, you do have spunk. What is spunk? Oh, is that sperm?
I think that's what the... Well, no, spunk is like a mojo or something.
I know, that's what we think. But also, like, over there, they're calling things something different. Oh, in Britain, they're like... In Britain, they're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't need a...
to do that that's wanking wanking you know um but yeah technically uh you've got style you you've got spunk thank you you've got something everyone wants apparently oh which is 40 billion dollars in the bank right i wish um Joey didn't wish I wouldn't want that much money.
I wouldn't want that much money because then because then what you're aimless There's nothing you're gonna be able to do all the people around you immediately view you as just a piggy bank We got it Joe
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Chapter 2: When do the new tour dates start and where is the first show?
Like if you walk out of there just like a filthy, disgusting bitch.
Yeah.
You pay less. Like the cleaner you are, they give you a surcharge.
I saw something on the internet the other day. Hold on. Before I get into that, just to reiterate, we're going to do this multiple times. There's May 13th, which is tomorrow if you're watching this on YouTube. Presale starts tomorrow. At noon. I almost called it midnight. At noon. 12 p.m.
Eastern. Eastern. For everything. Set your phone to New York time, baby. Eastern. Wherever you shall be upon this rock that we call Earth.
Thebasemanyard.com. The pre-sale code is basement. Be ready. This is a brand-new show. Okay, it's not the same show that you saw once before. It's a brand-new show. It is going to be so much fun. We are very excited. And just to go over the cities again, St.
Louis, Kansas City, San Diego, San Francisco, Atlantic City, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Chicago, Toronto, Detroit, Phoenix, Vegas, Columbus, Pittsburgh, Philly, South Florida, Orlando, Tampa, D.C., Boston, and, of course, New York.
And if you for some reason forget that the pre-sale code is BASEMENT, just remember that it's where Joey first saw pictures of wieners. That's a pretty easy way to remember that. Why are you saying that? If people need help. If people for some reason are like, what is the code?
And then they just remember that the first time that you saw a picture of a wiener, whether it had been flaccid, fully erect, whatever, it was in your basement. Just in case they need help remembering. But I don't know if that's true. That they won't remember?
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