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The Basement Yard

#481 - The Weirdest Dream I've Ever Had

16 Dec 2024

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0.089 - 23.044 Joey

what's going on everyone welcome to my apartment uh do have an announcement before today's episode we got invited to perform at just for laughs festival is the largest comedy festival in the world okay so we are going to be in vancouver in february on february 20th we're going to be performing at the queen elizabeth theater as part of the just for laughs festival uh we're super excited and honored that we got invited to this thing

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23.764 - 48.222 Joey

Like Jerry Seinfeld is performing three days later at the same place. It's crazy. But you guys can get tickets to this if you're in the Vancouver area or if you want to come to the show. Just go to TheBasementYard.com. Tickets will go on sale December 17th at 10 a.m. Pacific. Okay? So pop out. Come show love to your boys. But February 20th, Queen Elizabeth Theater in Vancouver. And yeah, tickets.

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48.683 - 59.468 Joey

December 17th, 10 a.m. See you there. Welcome back to The Basement. Welcome back to the basement yard.

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59.508 - 69.653 Frank Alvarez

Welcome back to the basement yard. It is I, Frank Alvarez. Thanks for joining me on this adventure of laughs, love, and maybe a little bit of self-reflection.

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69.773 - 70.734 Joey

Can I guess your favorite color?

71.434 - 72.594 Frank Alvarez

No. Red.

73.055 - 74.015 Joey

Red is what I was going to say.

74.035 - 97.008 Frank Alvarez

Yeah, bitch. Well, guess what? It's purple. I know. Relax. Guess what, bitch? It's Frank Alvarez. Here I am joined today by monochrome Mikey. Sorry. One-tone Terry. Oh, you wrote down a bunch of jokes? Bland Brian. That's you today, too, bitch. Or Carl the cream-looking cuck. That's you, bitch. You're cream head to toe. What the fuck is wrong? Stand up, show them the whole outfit.

97.348 - 107.094 Frank Alvarez

Show them the whole outfit. Show them. Okay. Show them. I will, but... No, no, no, no, no. Before... Okay. Yeah. Look at this. Nice sweater. The exact same... Look, and then show them the shoes.

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