"RE-RELEASE: Selena Gomez"
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Hey, Will. Hello there. Hey, Sean. Will, you got some real sweaty pits today. Are you concerned about anything or are you just nervous?
I am nervous. I just took a lie detector. Oh, wow. And what was the result? I'm a liar. Anyway, this episode is going to be great. Yeah, we're going to work out some truth. Yeah, it's an all-new Smart List. Smart.
Hot mic, hot mics, hot mics. Hi, hot mics. Hey, hi, hot mics.
Send us pics of all your hot mics. Post them on our page.
We'd love to take a look at all your hot mics. He's so tired, he's still got it. So tired, still got it.
Sean, you had a hot bob once, didn't you? I had a hot toddy, hot bob, and a hot mic. You ever had a hot bob haircut? Yeah, you did on the, whatchamacallit, Stooges film. I had that shelf haircut in the 80s where you cut it short in the back. Did you really?
Yeah. That sounds very Depeche Mode.
It's total, it's TDM, total Depeche Mode. I had like kind of long and then it's short in the back.
Ew, you had it like covering one of your eyes? Yeah, just kind of like coming, you know. Archie's kind of got that, right? Your oldest son there, listener. He's got a little bit of a, what's that? Kind of looking through his hair.
Now it's kind of long all around. What's that? That's a what's that haircut? What's that?
Yeah. I can't hear you because my hair is blocking my eyes, not my ears. Richard Ehrlich.
Yeah. The last thing he says to himself before he leaves, what's that? What's that?
Yeah, yeah. Our buddy, the most incredible real estate broker in the world. He is so good. If you're looking to buy a home in the Los Angeles area. Especially on the west side of the Los Angeles area. Tricky Dicky Ricky Ehrlich. Richard Ehrlich is your guy. He's amazing.
And he's also an OG super fan of SmartLips.
Yes. So hello to Richard if you're listening. I need your attention. Richard's got a, Richard's got, I may have bored you with this before. He's got a, he's got a mirror face like we all do, but he's got a, he's got a trigger sentence that, that launches that mirror face. You know, everyone's got a face. What's a mirror face? Well, when you look in the mirror, when you want to look your best, like one last look to go out, you kind of tighten up the eyes and maybe turn your head a little bit.
The Fonz had age.
Exactly. So what Richard does to prompt the mirror look he's looking for is he pretends that he is asking someone for directions. He's pulled up in his car next to someone walking their dog, maybe, and he asks them directions, and they give him the directions, and he looks forward over his steering wheel, and then he figures, well, maybe I didn't hear it correctly, and then he'll turn to his left to the person, and he'll go, it's where? It's where? And so it's where the combination of the turn and the question will tighten up the eyes just enough and give him just enough disdain to look sexy. It's where?
Yeah, that's a good red carpet photo.
Sexy disdain, that's the new one, right? Yeah, he never looks hotter than when he says, it's where?
Which is so crazy because he's such a nice guy.
He's a nice guy and he's nice looking, but he's just not good with directions. Sean, good morning. Good morning to you. What have you done so far today aside from putting on some smartless swag I see there on your body? You know, he's always wearing smartless shit, Will. Like we're televising this and he's helping move merchandise.
I wear it because I really like it.
I sleep in it. He sleeps in it. And Sean, what was the sleep schedule last night? Because you have a weird, you wake up in the night and then you go back to bed early in the morning.
I go to bed at about midnight. I get up at about 3 a.m. I stay up until about 6 or 7. Then I fall back asleep for a couple hours and I'm good to go. And then I need like a 10-minute nap. And then I'm good to go.
Total chaos. And then I'm good to go.
It is total chaos. I'll send an email at 3 or 4 in the morning. I know. Oh, I know. Oh, I know.
Don't start doing well. By the way, I love the way your impression of me just has the dumbest look on your face.
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