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"RE-RELEASE: Maya Rudolph"

12 Dec 2024

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Full Episode

3.322 - 24.307 Jason Bateman

Hello, welcome to SmartList. I am Jason Bateman, one of the less smart hosts. Even less smart is Will Arnett and truly dumb is Sean Hayes. We each have invited, well, one of us invites a guest per week. The other two don't know who that person is. Some of it's going to be funny. Hopefully you won't cry and hopefully you learn a little something. So let's get started.

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41.015 - 45.999 Sean Hayes

Well, here's the sad part. You have Chumbawamba on your thing ready to go, and it's not a joke.

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46.439 - 47.1 Jason Bateman

No, it's a ringtone.

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47.12 - 68.284 Will Arnett

Probably he's getting a call, I think. I've been going so Chumbawamba-heavy lately on the... I keep going, like, mid-conversation, Alessandra will say something, and I'll just go, you know, the thing about me is... I get knocked down. But I get up again. And she's like... But between that and my 10-year love affair with figuring out who let the dogs out... Right.

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70.006 - 96.136 Jason Bateman

But what about that... What's that crap-ass band? Well, actually, I've never heard their music, but they're... goddamn name uh bony bear bony bear yeah bony bear first of all bony bear is a great band so is it hang on b-o-n-e-y and then and then v-a-r or something like that yeah that's what it is you fucking idiot what's a bony bear like what would there be like a fat bear it's it's

97.774 - 99.615 Sean Hayes

Wait, what song are they singing? What is it?

99.635 - 120.251 Will Arnett

It's B-O-N and then space I-V-E-R. Oh, he likes it because it's French, and he's like, I can speak French. It's not French. He's from fucking Wisconsin, and it's this guy, Justin Vernon, and my friend Chris Messina, who works at the band. Oh, then they're great. I don't know where our guest is, but I guarantee you that they like Bon Iver.

120.371 - 123.244 Jason Bateman

How much do you want to bet? How much do you want to bet?

123.264 - 126.346 Will Arnett

Do you want to do a real bet? 100 Canadian dollars.

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