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"Michael Keaton"

Mon, 2 Sep 2024

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"Forget about that whole authentic thing," it’s Michael Keaton. The practicality of a Ferrari, puppets, good fortune, and an obscure movie about a bat. Yeah 220, 221, whatever it takes… it’s an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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00:03 - 00:07 Jason Bateman

Hey, guys. Will, really, your hair is really growing in there. It's very long.

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00:07 - 00:12 Sean Hayes

Sean, I'm going to go ahead and let you start again. We need a little bit more enthusiasm when we're starting an episode.

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00:12 - 00:18 Jason Bateman

Sorry, sorry. Hey, Will's hair. And welcome to an all-new Smart List.

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00:37 - 01:04 Sean Hayes

You know, listener, every once in a while, Will and Sean and I have to have an adult conversation. We have to do a little bit of a Zoom. We need to talk about scary legal things. And we just had one of those before this record. And Sean got a real head full of steam going in his legal prowess. and talking about, you know, how he looked through these documents and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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00:00 - 00:00 Sean Hayes

And in walks an order of, presumably from an off-camera Scotty. That's correct. Two frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts and a half a glass of milk. That's right. And he keeps talking and all his legal... He starts choking on his fucking frosted Pop-Tart offering legal advice to me and Will.

00:00 - 00:00 Will Arnett

At one point he says to you, Justin, he goes with a mouthful of Pop-Tart, he goes, if you want to sign it, Jimmy, I'd love reading that stuff. And I go, you didn't even know the fucking document you were signing, Pop-Tart. Yes, I did.

00:00 - 00:00 Jason Bateman

Yes, I did. Oh, man.

00:00 - 00:00 Sean Hayes

Jason just got back from vacation. How lovely. I'm very lovely and relaxed. Will looks like he's been on vacation for six months. He's got some new lighting in the Whisper booth there. And he's got a nice tan from his Long Island condo.

00:00 - 00:00 Will Arnett

The light is great out here in the condo. And I was able to... you know, via the kindness of others, get out and play some golf. So I've been and spent a lot of time with the kids out here. We've been out at the beach a lot. Quick, what are their names? Terrence Gladfill. Nope, nope. That's right. Karen. You don't even have a girl.

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