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"Andy Samberg"

Mon, 1 Jul 2024

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This week we teleport Andy Samberg from his massage parlor. A name-change, one ‘song-thing,’ kids having kids, and the Rashomon effect. Time for a top swap— it’s SmartLess! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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6.354 - 7.435 Sean Hayes

Hi. Hi.

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7.655 - 9.597 Jason Bateman

It's Smartless, everybody.

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9.677 - 16.063 Sean Hayes

You want to go around and introduce yourselves? We haven't done it in a long time. We haven't. Yeah, go ahead. I'm Sean Hayes. I'm Will Arnett.

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16.403 - 34.198 Jason Bateman

And I'm Jason Bateman. What's your porn name, Sean? Middle name and street you grew up on. Patrick Valley. Patrick Valley. That's actually pretty good. That's pretty porny. JB, what about you? It is porny. Kent Emerson. No way. Sounds like he's got a strong mustache, right?

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34.218 - 37.979 Will Arnett

Guess what? Mine is Emerson Edgar. Oh, my gosh.

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38.019 - 39.42 Jason Bateman

Wow, did you guys do a porn together?

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39.44 - 76.083 Will Arnett

Are we going to do porn together? Yeah. Let's do it after an all-new Smart List. Okay. Smart. Sean, were you, when we had dinner Saturday night, all of us at our friend's house in New York. We did. And then at a certain point, Downey was wearing that shirt, that T-shirt that he sort of wore for JB. And he said, I want to give it to you. And he said, okay. He said, let's switch now.

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76.604 - 85.943 Will Arnett

So all of a sudden, in the middle of this dinner party, JB and Downey stand up and they go tarps off. And switch. I didn't see that.

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86.203 - 86.843 Jason Bateman

Did you see that?

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86.863 - 89.846 Sean Hayes

Top swap. Wait, but you had a Sex Pistols t-shirt on.

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90.087 - 91.688 Jason Bateman

Right, that was his. He gave it to me.

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91.708 - 94.631 Sean Hayes

Downey walked in with that. Oh, I thought that's what you showed up with.

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95.051 - 118.269 Jason Bateman

No, I was just in a generic blue tee. A nice tee. Sure. I didn't know that. I said, you know what? What was that? Robert, we're looking for beautiful vintage rock t-shirts for this season. idiot character I'm playing. Um, and man, that looks like a good one. Yeah. Yeah. And he goes, he goes, Oh yeah, I paid a lot of money for this. And he told me the number. I was like, good Lord.

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118.93 - 137.33 Jason Bateman

Um, and he said, uh, you want it? For a t-shirt? He paid a lot of money for a t-shirt? Oh, buddy. I said, yeah, I want it. He goes, well, here, let's step over here and I'll give it to you. I said, no, you're what? And then he said, yeah, yeah, no. I said, well, we don't need to step anywhere. Let's just do it right here.

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138.09 - 151.93 Jason Bateman

So we just did a little top swap, and now I'm going to work it into the show, but we're trying to get clearance on Sex Pistols. And if we don't get clearance on it, then I'm just going to put it in my wardrobe, you know, my closet at home. Wait for Daddy to forget.

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151.99 - 162.929 Sean Hayes

Yes, but I can get you 1,000 of those for $5. You can get me a thousand t-shirts for $5? Well, like vintage old, like 70s, 80s, 90s bands. Where are you getting these? You just get them online.

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163.59 - 186.677 Jason Bateman

Oh, okay. Or in vintage shops. I just went, I went vintage shopping with Franny yesterday because she wanted to do some shopping here in New York. And while she was looking at her stuff, I went looking at the old rock t-shirts there in this incredible store called Metropolis down on Broadway. And, God, they got a great site. And I bought five great old rock concert t-shirts.

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186.877 - 188.317 Jason Bateman

And, man, they're expensive.

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189.338 - 201.821 Will Arnett

You know, you should have asked, you know Alessandra had a t-shirt business, there's not a bit, for years. Yeah, she has like a warehouse full of incredible vintage tees that she procured over the years. Boxes upon boxes upon boxes. Why is she holding on to them?

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201.841 - 203.902 Jason Bateman

Why does she sell them to places like Metropolis?

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204.102 - 209.944 Will Arnett

It was hard for her. Well, because they don't do the business anymore, so they got to figure out what they're going to do with the... Assets. With the stock, yeah, yeah.

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210.784 - 213.586 Jason Bateman

Well, I can take a lot of that off her hands. Yeah, same. Me and Sean will help her out.

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213.606 - 215.127 Will Arnett

As long as it's in New York, you can take a look at it.

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215.768 - 216.028 Jason Bateman

Great.

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216.248 - 228.155 Will Arnett

Where's she at? Is she still here? She is. Did she come back with you? No, she is. She's there. I'll tell her to call you after. Great. JB, I don't know if you know this. Sean's had two hours sleep. He had another AFib in the middle of the night. True story.

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228.456 - 229.917 Unknown

I just got home. And had to go to Mount Sinai.

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229.937 - 231.257 Will Arnett

You just got home an hour ago.

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231.278 - 239.042 Sean Hayes

Yeah. Did you OD on gummies? No. So now I don't. You know what I did? What'd you do? You guys are going to laugh. Probably not.

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240.563 - 243.185 Will Arnett

Did they have a sale on butter pecan ice cream? What happened?

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243.205 - 250.77 Sean Hayes

Did you go crazy? I was walking down the street, and I hailed a cab, and I ran to get the cab, and it just triggered it. You can't run?

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250.79 - 255.372 Jason Bateman

Okay. What you need is a nice aerobics class, I think, is what I'm figuring out.

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255.612 - 261.476 Sean Hayes

No, I'm going to get the ablation where they go in and they fry a little part of your heart out. You've heard what that is, right?

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261.536 - 275.092 Jason Bateman

No, I've also heard about just like a step class, you know, or a stationary bike. Why don't you work on your fucking endurance? No, I have endurance. Clearly not. You're running after a cab and you end up in the hospital.

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275.112 - 281.76 Will Arnett

I know. Sean, you should go into your pantry with a flamethrower and do an ablation on all the food that's in there.

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281.8 - 285.965 Jason Bateman

You know what I mean? Listen, hey, Glass House, let's not talk about pantries. Yeah.

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286.385 - 300.351 Will Arnett

Okay? JB loves coming into my pantry. It's so... But here's what happens is every single time he comes in, he goes in the pantry and he comes out and he's like, you got a lot of stuff? What are you going to eat? As he's stuffing his stupid fat face.

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300.371 - 305.613 Jason Bateman

Did I ever show you the picture I took of your freezer? Or sorry, your ice cream fridge?

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305.953 - 306.873 Unknown

Yes, I love it.

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306.893 - 315.557 Jason Bateman

So you got one side with soda and food and then the other side, which is supposed to be a freezer, is just basically like a... Well, I have kids. A repository for ice cream, yeah.

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317.097 - 325.601 Will Arnett

It's all that sweet, sweet, sweet McConnell ice cream, which I adore. And I like Haagen-Dazs too. Here comes more. Haagen-Dazs is the best. Haagen-Dazs.

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325.761 - 328.102 Jason Bateman

Are you guys looking for free ice cream?

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328.662 - 333.524 Will Arnett

I'm just going to, sorry, I'm going to put a little, I'm going to put an address, a link they can click on at the end.

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333.544 - 341.767 Sean Hayes

But Jay, you know why I love Haagen-Dazs? Vanilla ice cream. Because it's only milk, eggs, cream, and sugar. And that's it. And vanilla.

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341.947 - 347.549 Will Arnett

Sometimes you just pour those ingredients in your mouth, right? And they'll stick your head in the freezer. Just make it in your mouth.

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347.569 - 349.61 Jason Bateman

And do a little mouthwash with them. Make it in your mouth.

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350.23 - 351.731 Will Arnett

Pour them in. They stick your head in.

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352.691 - 366.757 Jason Bateman

Oh, God. Jason's busy over there. I'm lacing my new shoes. So, maple. Franny got me into a t-shirt addiction. Maple's gotten me into really expensive tennis shoes. Yeah, those. And now I can't stop. Those are Mikey's.

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366.957 - 372.079 Will Arnett

Yeah. Have they made a difference? In my... I don't know. Are they more comfortable?

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372.099 - 376.281 Jason Bateman

No, they just make me feel pretty, you know? Okay, well, you look pretty.

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377.022 - 380.204 Sean Hayes

Guys, I want to get back to the funny guy who's, like, waiting for us.

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380.244 - 381.664 Jason Bateman

He's the best. I'm excited for this.

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381.684 - 396.596 Sean Hayes

He's really a patient guy, too. Yes, and he makes me laugh. Sorry. He's a fellow podcaster. An all-around funny guy. At age five, he asked his parents if he could change his name, and they said yes. I'd consider him part of my own personal SNL Hall of Fame, mastering some of my favorite impressions of all time.

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397.016 - 404.943 Sean Hayes

And though he's a standalone talent, his comedy work usually comes as a package deal of three. Together, do you know who it is yet?

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404.983 - 405.103 Jason Bateman

No.

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406.092 - 417.999 Sean Hayes

Together with his comedy trio, he helped put YouTube on the map with his hilarious star-studded music videos in the early 2000s. It's my comedy friend, Andy Samberg. Andy Samberg! Andy!

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420.219 - 420.599 Jason Bateman

Damn.

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420.819 - 420.959 Unknown

So old.

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420.979 - 421.98 Jason Bateman

She's so relaxed.

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422 - 423.861 Unknown

This is incredibly overdue. I know.

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425.701 - 429.743 Jason Bateman

Have you been ducking us? Have we not been able to make your deal? What is it? What's happening?

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430.163 - 436.566 Sean Hayes

Yeah. Ryder. Uh-huh. Got it. Are you at a massage place right now with the screen behind you?

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436.926 - 437.146 Will Arnett

Yes.

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438.086 - 439.527 Sean Hayes

Yeah. Are you getting a massage?

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440.127 - 456.933 Will Arnett

He said, I'm going to do your podcast, but I'm doing one word ahead. Yeah. Wait, wait, can I just say that I saw, so Andy knows what I'm about to say, which is I saw him like two weeks ago. Oh, really? We were out and he goes, hey, hey, idiot, I'm coming to do your stupid podcast.

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456.953 - 462.775 Andy Samberg

Oh, so you knew. The retelling. Yeah. This is a major Rashomon. That's pretty true.

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462.815 - 464.155 Will Arnett

There's almost word for word.

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464.195 - 490.486 Andy Samberg

You said something like... No, I said, hey... First off, hadn't seen you in years. I know. Right? Yeah. Hey, I'm about to be on your very successful podcast. That's literally what I said. And you went, no! You're not supposed to tell me! And stormed off. Going like this, la, la, la, la. And I was like, all right. You have a foot on me, first off. Very intimidating.

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490.506 - 491.547 Jason Bateman

It does happen quite a bit.

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491.627 - 503.034 Andy Samberg

And then I spent the rest of the night at the Vanity Fair party, like, sulking because I ruined your night. You were there? I didn't see you there. I was there. I saw you guys all together promoting the show.

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503.414 - 505.277 Jason Bateman

I put some eyes on you there, I think.

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505.818 - 510.624 Sean Hayes

Andy, we dress almost exactly the same, although I'm not wearing my hoodie, but baseball hat. You can grab it.

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511.205 - 511.966 Jason Bateman

Okay, good.

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514.448 - 529.56 Sean Hayes

We got time, right? It's a podcast. It's a great podcast. So, Andy, thank you for coming on today. I was really excited about you coming. First of all, I didn't know you changed your name. I thought you were always Andy. What was it before? Sean, hi.

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529.58 - 541.808 Andy Samberg

Nice to see you. When I was five, I changed my name to Andy from David. My middle name... It was my first name was David, and then... And we get it.

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542.248 - 543.589 Sean Hayes

Your middle name was Andy.

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543.669 - 554.019 Andy Samberg

I mean, my mom was just cool about it, is basically the short version of the story. Why do you hate David so much? What's wrong with David? I don't know. I just felt like an Andy is the... Are you serious?

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554.059 - 555.7 Jason Bateman

Yeah, kind of. You knew you were an Andy.

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556.241 - 567.395 Andy Samberg

But honestly, like, when you look at me, the first name you think, personality-wise, obviously, is Adam. That's what everyone calls me on accident. But then... Then after that.

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567.635 - 571.239 Will Arnett

Adam Sandberg and Justin Bateman. He gets Justin all day.

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571.279 - 573.041 Andy Samberg

I got another one yesterday. Do you really?

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573.301 - 574.983 Will Arnett

Are you serious?

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575.003 - 584.132 Andy Samberg

By the way, everyone has someone that they get the name of that person for. And I always think you get big enough and it stops. But then everyone I talk to has someone.

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584.352 - 604.367 Will Arnett

No, I'm nowhere near it. I get the, I get the, hey, I loved you on SNL. And I'm like, never on it. Right. And then they're like, and I figured like, they've got me confused. And I've talked about with like, either like, Sudeikis, me, Forte, just kind of middle-aged white dude. And they just go, you're.

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604.887 - 619.117 Sean Hayes

I bet it's Forte because you're both Wills. Maybe. You know what? The other day I was in a doctor's office a couple months ago and I'm walking out and this guy in the waiting room goes, hey, where are the other two and a half guys?

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619.697 - 621.197 Jason Bateman

Oh, no. You're John Cryer.

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621.457 - 629.199 Sean Hayes

I'm like, I thought they meant Jason and Will. And I got to the elevator and I was like... They thought you were Angus, the kid from Two and a Half.

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629.219 - 631.34 Andy Samberg

All grown up. Or I thought it was going to be like...

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632.28 - 653.003 Andy Samberg

jason and will and one of them is notorious for having like a massive wang yeah that's it old 50 pound yeah unit yeah that's pretty good that's how long it took me to bring up dicks wait so let's talk about i'm all what if you hit a stopwatch as soon as you said it in my defense i was i was on ice for a while while you guys chatted about t-shirts and stuff

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654.073 - 657.115 Andy Samberg

So I count that time as my preamble time.

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657.135 - 664.439 Will Arnett

Hey, can you believe? I mean, this is the kind of talk on a hit podcast.

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664.559 - 695.291 Jason Bateman

Can I embarrass myself early? Andy, you're a fella. I don't know well. We never really cross paths. I know precisely the times we have. Because I think I've always wanted to be your friend. And I just would never cross this path. And both these guys know that that's a big deal because I don't really have a lot of friends. But I've targeted you. Right. And I feel like we'd be great together.

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695.311 - 697.793 Jason Bateman

I completely agree, and I feel the same.

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697.833 - 703.318 Andy Samberg

This is nice. It's thrilling to have you. If you could just quiet down, Will. Sorry, Will, we're talking, dude. Just give us one second.

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703.338 - 711.723 Jason Bateman

Sean, go take a break. I'm going to grease your wheels. Yeah. No, go ahead. I really like the cut of your jib. Huh? Likewise and ditto.

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712.023 - 713.884 Andy Samberg

Thank you, first off. All right.

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713.904 - 716.064 Jason Bateman

I like that you're in Los Angeles. That increases our odds.

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716.084 - 721.046 Andy Samberg

That's true. I think probably your kids are older than mine, so that decreases our odds.

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721.066 - 723.046 Jason Bateman

That's true. Although mine can train yours.

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723.066 - 726.647 Andy Samberg

I pretty much only see people with kids my age at this point. I know.

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730.888 - 731.329

You're right.

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731.629 - 732.71 Sean Hayes

And we're going to start at the beginning.

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732.73 - 755.149 Will Arnett

I don't know, Sean, if you've ever listened to our podcast, but we're not known for our fucking good questions. We don't like the guest talking much at all. Letting our guest talk a ton. So listen back to your parts. So, yeah. So, Andy, you take a five. You take a five. That's fine. That's fine. Can I just say, Andy... Yes, Will. I know you a little bit. Probably better than the other two guys.

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755.269 - 755.509 Unknown

Oh, yeah.

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755.729 - 780.402 Will Arnett

Over the years. Yeah, we've hung out a lot. We have hung out a lot over the years. And a lot, lot. And then Andy was also, first of all, JB, you know this so that you don't embarrass yourself. You know that Andy was interested in development. Oh, what? It was a blip. Wait. I believe it's how I got into SAG. We what? And we talked about it on the DVD extras of season two as well.

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780.462 - 781.143 Will Arnett

That's how long ago it was.

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781.163 - 782.584 Jason Bateman

I didn't even know there were DVD extras.

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783.565 - 786.047 Will Arnett

You were participating in it. Did you know you were in the show?

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786.827 - 788.589 Jason Bateman

What did I... Tell me the name of the show one more time.

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791.445 - 818.131 Will Arnett

It was season two, and I had just seen Andy. Andy and Kiva and Norma had just done, the Lonely Island Boys, as they're known, had just done a pilot called Awesome Town that was produced by Phil Lord and Chris Miller. I want to see that. Right, Andy? Yes. For Fox. It was really good. For Fox, it was a sketch comedy sort of variety. I don't even know how to describe it. Before SNL? Yes, pre.

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818.151 - 819.512 Sean Hayes

Yeah, yeah. The year before.

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823.393 - 830.476 Will Arnett

It was so funny. And I was like, oh, my God. I was just obsessed with that pilot. These guys are fucking awesome.

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830.496 - 833.037 Sean Hayes

Yeah, I want to know about that, Andy. Well, hang on.

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833.077 - 839.48 Jason Bateman

No, wait. I want to know what fucking episode he was in in Arrested Development. Where was I? Now, don't tell me I was in the scene with him.

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839.98 - 850.711 Andy Samberg

Andy, go. No. I think it was me and Cross, right, Will? Yeah, it was you and Cross. Which, first off, Arrested Development was our favorite show. Like, me, Keith, and Jorm sat around talking about it.

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850.991 - 860.136 Andy Samberg

It was how it was like, this is the first time ever on American television that comedy has been allowed to move this fast and be this funny, and every single person on it destroys, and we were obsessed with it.

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860.156 - 863.698 Jason Bateman

British Office was our inspiration. Or at least me and Will. Yeah.

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863.978 - 886.52 Andy Samberg

Which showed, but like... It felt super different. And we were super big fans of Mr. Show also. So like the cross pollination of those things was making our brains explode. So I was not in SAG. Really? I was doing stand up and we were shooting our own videos and sort of like trying to cobble it together. And then I got the call to come do this like one line.

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886.54 - 896.35 Andy Samberg

I think I was an usher at Blue Man Group. No way. And it was the like next week on the show thing that's not real. Right. And it was me talking across. I think I had one line.

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897.571 - 899.072 Unknown

Were you in Blue Man Makeup?

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899.872 - 901.353 Andy Samberg

No. I don't think I was.

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901.894 - 905.055 Will Arnett

No. You were like in an usher's outfit or something.

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905.095 - 913 Andy Samberg

Yeah. And my hair was just massive. Seth Meyers said when he first met me, it looked like my hair was trying to eat my head. Yeah.

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913.42 - 921.024 Jason Bateman

Man, I gotta... Willie, remember how we used to sit and watch the show? We'd watch them when they were on on Sundays, right?

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921.064 - 935.692 Jason Bateman

We'd sit there like a couple of newbies, just like, here comes our show, our show's coming on, and we'd watch it, and then we'd go outside for smokes during the commercial breaks, and then we'd go back in, and then we'd check online to see what the comments were, and then the next morning, what the ratings were.

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935.712 - 940.035 Will Arnett

Television without... TV without pity. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like a message board.

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940.055 - 940.155 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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940.815 - 957.546 Will Arnett

And up at your old house. Yeah, yeah, I do remember that. And I remember, you know what? Yesterday I was going through some of my stuff upstairs and I found the New York Times TV. Remember they used to put up like this sort of the New York Times TV guy that, you know, what's coming up in the week and whatever. Yeah. And Arrested Development was on the cover. It was November of 2003. Jesus.

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958.367 - 964.512 Will Arnett

And they didn't really know what to make. And they're like, this is Amy. Who knows? Yeah. And anyway, I'm just getting your frames right now.

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964.532 - 965.593 Sean Hayes

Wait, what show are you guys talking about?

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965.613 - 972.32 Will Arnett

It's called Arrested Development. Anyway, so Andy comes and does that. And then how, so that was like 2004. That was the spring of 2004.

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975.662 - 979.045 Jason Bateman

Mary Lou Henner on the podcast. Yeah, I think.

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979.065 - 994.236 Will Arnett

Crazy with the dates. Because it was like one of the last episodes of that second season. So that was like 2005. And then when was it that SNL, how did SNL happen? You guys had done the pilot that did not get picked up by Fox.

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1004.604 - 1026.018 Andy Samberg

And we were like, we're cooked. That was our shot. And we were writing together, splitting a single writing check, working on the MTV Movie Awards for the second year in a row. The three of you? Yeah. Wow. And the first year we wrote for it, it was Lindsay Lohan. And then the second year we did it, it was Fallon. And so Fallon came in hosting and he brought all the SNL people with him.

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1026.138 - 1039.672 Andy Samberg

And we just hung out with them basically for three or four straight weeks and loved them and hit it off. And Higgins and Shoemaker were there who were, you know, one is still a big producer there and the other now runs Seth's show. But they were high up there. And Jimmy was obviously.

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1039.692 - 1041.112 Will Arnett

Steve Higgins and Mike Shoemaker.

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1041.412 - 1062.201 Andy Samberg

The SNL guy. And so we, me, Keevan Yoram, and some others were responsible for writing a few of the, like, pre-tapes where you put the host in the movies from that year. Right. And we wrote a Star Wars one and a Batman one that both got picked. So we were just hanging out with everyone on set, pitching jokes. And they were like, hey, these guys seem like they love comedy a lot.

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1064.694 - 1068.995 Andy Samberg

In a way that, you know, you sometimes are shocked to realize that people don't.

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1069.095 - 1074.397 Jason Bateman

And did they invite you to audition, or did they just say, we've seen enough, let's make them writers?

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1074.997 - 1085.48 Andy Samberg

Invited to audition. I had done stand-up at that point for six or seven years, on and off, starting in college, and I'd been on Premium Blend on Comedy Central, which was a thing.

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1085.5 - 1086.06 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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1086.2 - 1087.16 Andy Samberg

And then we had our pilot.

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1087.2 - 1089.961 Will Arnett

I didn't think I knew that, that you'd been doing stand-up before that.

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1090.141 - 1106.38 Andy Samberg

Yes. I wouldn't say I was like... H-O-T in the biz, but... Yeah, H-O-T. I was at the edge of it, though. I had just gotten to the point where I went in for the meeting at the Improv on Melrose to be like, hey, you could come start doing real spots.

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1107.061 - 1127.498 Sean Hayes

Wow. Just for my sister Tracy, just a little context. And I didn't know this until I started reading about you. So you started this little comedy troupe, which is now also a production company called... The Lonely Island. And it's three of your friends. I did not know this, that you met in eighth grade. Yeah. Well, Keev and you were in seventh grade. That's crazy. Seventh grade.

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1127.919 - 1141.149 Sean Hayes

And so when you got hired on SNL, so you guys had been friends for all those years. And then when you get hired on SNL, they hire all three of you at the same time. That's what I couldn't understand. It's like, but Andy was on. Oh, they were. Oh, I see. So they wrote.

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1141.309 - 1147.374 Jason Bateman

Did all three of you audition to be performers? Or were they just like, we just want to be writers. You can be the performer.

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1148.268 - 1168.16 Andy Samberg

I auditioned first, and it went pretty good. And they said, we want you to come back. And then at that time, they asked Keeva and Jorm if they also wanted to audition. And so Jorm did, and Akiva said, no, I don't want to be on camera. And then the three of us also submitted a writing packet on behalf of the three of us. So we were kind of hedging our bets in all directions. Yeah.

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1168.581 - 1169.601 Sean Hayes

Yeah, that's so cool.

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1169.781 - 1172.423 Will Arnett

So rare. Andy's the performer. Yeah.

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1172.783 - 1173.684 Unknown

Andy's the performer.

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1176.014 - 1181.496 Will Arnett

Your mom, hmm. Your Keeve is going to keep them grounded.

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1182.277 - 1187.399 Sean Hayes

Tracy, that was Lorne Michaels. It's like American Idol when the parents bring the kid on and then the parents get on.

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1187.639 - 1197.143 Jason Bateman

So then at what point then do you guys say, hey, you know, we make some pretty snazzy vids too. Do you guys want to maybe hire us for that?

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1198.078 - 1207.391 Andy Samberg

We weren't hired for that, interestingly. We had been doing it. Like we'd even made a few joke raps. Thank you very much.

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1207.472 - 1216.943 Sean Hayes

It just kills me. And you basically started the SNL Digital Shorts. They'd never done anything like that. Now they do it all the time. Well, McKay had done it. McKay, yeah. Oh, McKay did it.

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1216.963 - 1222.706 Andy Samberg

That's right. That's right. Forgive me. And Smigel? Much less frequently, but his were great, obviously.

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1222.726 - 1243.859 Will Arnett

TV Funhouse and all that, yeah. McKay did them with like Pat What's-His-Name and a bunch of those dudes. I forget that guy's name. Anyway, but yes, but those guys had done them, but they were more esoteric, if you will. Like they were kind of off the wall and kind of, you guys kind of were able to hone in on stuff. Obviously, McKay's a legend, so I'm not disparaging him in any way.

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1244.239 - 1257.889 Will Arnett

Anyway, the guy's an absolute giant. But you guys came in and were doing something different, and you really... I remember that night that Lazy Sunday came out. I think it was the last show before Christmas. Am I right?

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1258.009 - 1259.19 Andy Samberg

Yeah, Christmas show, our first season.

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1260.43 - 1268.892 Jason Bateman

That's insane. I'd like to see you maybe just have a bit of a weed problem in the future just to knock down your memory a little bit.

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1269.192 - 1285.797 Will Arnett

But I remember even just the reaction in the building, Andy, and you walk us through that because it was palpable. That thing, they aired that thing and it was just like electricity. Everybody went like there was pre-Lazy Sunday and there was post-Lazy Sunday. I'm serious.

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1285.817 - 1292.764 Andy Samberg

But tell people what Lazy Sunday is. Yeah, yeah. Lazy Sunday was our first hashtag comedy rap that we aired on the show.

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1293.545 - 1293.786 Sean Hayes

Right.

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1295.608 - 1300.054 Andy Samberg

It was me and Parnell, the great Chris Parnell. Chris Parnell. Who everyone on earth loves.

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1300.395 - 1302.498 Sean Hayes

The greatest, nicest guy in the world.

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1302.678 - 1302.858 Andy Samberg

And...

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1303.579 - 1330.739 Andy Samberg

know we had done like i said we had done stuff on our own like that um for like thelonelyisland.com um and like tried to get it put on other websites that had bandwidth for streaming before youtube existed but you got you guys emerged at the same time you youtube was created which was yes phenomenal yeah and crazy it was very fortuitous for us where it was like oh youtube became a thing at the moment we had this song people wanted to share yeah

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1332.682 - 1333.863 Unknown

And we will be right back.

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1336.944 - 1338.004 Sean Hayes

And now, back to the show.

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1340.405 - 1353.931 Will Arnett

But Andy, walk me through. So you guys have this idea for Lazy Sunday. You wrote it, or you submitted it on Wednesday just at the table read. Did you go to Shoemaker and those guys? How did that come about?

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1353.951 - 1361.993 Andy Samberg

Keevan Yorm had done one. on their own, which was an idea we'd had for a while, I left town to do some general meetings.

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1363.014 - 1363.194 Unknown

Mm-hmm.

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1363.314 - 1367.535 Andy Samberg

Yeah. Sure. The best part of our business. You had a kingdom.

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1368.195 - 1372.576 Unknown

How are you? How are you? I don't know why I'm here. What would you like to do next, Mr. Sandberg?

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1372.596 - 1378.057 Andy Samberg

I mean, obviously, we're familiar with your work. Sure. Not going to say any of it because we're not.

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1381.898 - 1384.099 Sean Hayes

Or Tracy, that's how all those general meanings in Hollywood go.

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1384.299 - 1389.48 Will Arnett

Well, you leave everyone thinking, like, I'm about to make 12 movies in a row, and then you never hear from them.

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1389.74 - 1408.005 Andy Samberg

They're gonna call. Yeah. Anyways, they made a little music video thing called Bing Bong Brothers, which was a send-up of this song by the Yin Yang twins, and we showed it to Shoemaker and Higgins, and they were like, this is great, but we have so much cast right now. Our first season, I think we had, like, 17 or 18 cast members.

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1410.185 - 1429.518 Andy Samberg

And they were like, if you can do stuff like this but put the cast in it, you don't even have to ask our permission. Just go shoot something. And if it's good, then we can try and use it at dress to change sets. Because we always need pre-tape pieces to change over sets during commercial breaks. And stuff is not enough always. And it can save other people's live sketches if you have a pre-tape.

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1429.918 - 1453.18 Andy Samberg

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right. That was kind of honestly why they were pushing us to do it. And so then... We did one that was based on an idea Forte had had called Lettuce, where it's just me and him dramatically having a conversation and taking huge bites out of heads of lettuce on the stoop. And that was the first one that aired. Yes, yes. That's so good. Just the most Forte shit ever.

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1453.2 - 1481.344 Andy Samberg

I forgot about that. I'm just going to be so serious. Yeah, that's his entire life. And then we did another one that was basically that one again called Peyote that didn't air until the end of that season. And then the third one we shot was Lazy Sunday, which was a dork rap about me and Parnell having a lazy Sunday going to see the Chronicles of Narnia.

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1483.736 - 1496.073 Sean Hayes

So good. So good. But, I mean, this sounds such a cheesy fan question because I am and we are, but, like, it's so dumb, so just bear with me, and I'm sure you've been asked this a million times. Is show business hard?

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1497.455 - 1498.356 Unknown

It's so hard.

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1499.167 - 1523.363 Sean Hayes

no is is uh you know dick in the box like all of them that became so huge on their own how do you i would ask the same this same question to a musician how did you come how do you come up with them is it like are you at home in the shower thinking the most bizarre funny or is it like do you come up with a song first and then you're like let's do a video or like or like how does it all happen it's uh it's different every time so like

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1524.605 - 1549.691 Andy Samberg

Lazy Sunday was very similar to a song Keev and Jorm had done before we were on SNL called The Heist, which was about them, you know, talking about chamomile tea and stuff. So it was totally very like, this is our version of that, you know, which now we feel slightly guilty about because everyone and their mom has done that and still some are doing it. And it feels a little like, okay, we get it.

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1551.172 - 1571.811 Andy Samberg

And then... Like Dick in a Box was Timberlake hosted and was like, we were chatting with him in our office and sort of realized we all had come up on the same music in the early 90s, like that early 90s R&B. And that we loved that style. And he was obviously capable of singing it really, really well.

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1571.871 - 1578.197 Jason Bateman

The little half glasses, the little Barry Gibb glasses. Yeah, exactly. Sorry, keep going. Which...

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1578.757 - 1582.501 Andy Samberg

You know, I look back at it now, I'm like, oh, this is like almost fully back in style.

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1583.842 - 1605.66 Will Arnett

But Andy, so, but I kind of want to get back to you because there was that, like I said before, there was that moment sort of pre and post Lazy Sunday. And I just remember as soon as that hits and it goes crazy, like one of the first sort of viral videos, if you will, really, um... All of a sudden, it's like you guys are at Paramount, right?

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1605.68 - 1613.945 Will Arnett

All of a sudden, you're at Brad Gray's office, you're making Hot Rod, and you've got a movie deal, and you've got all that. Like, it just went like that.

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1620.396 - 1632.186 Andy Samberg

No. Yeah. Not me. I mean, High Rod, you know all about because you're in it. Sure. And you're fantastic in it, and we were so grateful you did it. Yes.

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1633.247 - 1648.239 Will Arnett

No. Yes. I actually do remember. You know what? I do remember, Andy. Funny you say it too fast. I remember one day going to Paramount to meet Lorne one of the off weeks, and you guys were at the Broadway video office. Do you remember that? You guys were writing? Rewriting it, yeah.

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1648.439 - 1667.503 Will Arnett

And you were rewriting it, and I remember that you, Keev, and Joram being in the room, and I was like, how's it going? You guys had your laptops, and you guys were so stressed out. You're like, I don't know if we're going to be able to do this. Because it was, like, really quick, and they're like, great, here's a movie, rewrite it, and we start shooting July 1st.

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1667.563 - 1680.382 Andy Samberg

Yeah. I mean, we were psyched, and we knew that it was a window that had opened and you got to go through it, but it was also like... I mean, I had been on someone's desk like a year and a half before that.

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1680.482 - 1680.702 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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1681.462 - 1702.989 Andy Samberg

Dreaming of this happening. And then all of a sudden it's like, boom. And it's happening so fast. This is the thing I've really thought about more as we've gotten older is it never occurred to me how anyone else was perceiving us because we were so in it and like shot out of a cannon. And now I'm like, oh, if that happened to someone now, I'd be like, who the fuck are these guys? Yeah.

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1706.359 - 1714.132 Andy Samberg

What did they do to get this? One song thing? Exactly.

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1714.912 - 1741.526 Jason Bateman

Your proof of concept, though, was already just like right there. And you'd already been stamped and embraced by, you know, the SNL, you know, pedigree and embraced by the exact demo Paramount's asking you guys to hit. So it was like, I'm sure you guys had, you weren't paralyzed with fear, but sort of knowing you're going into new ground.

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1742.31 - 1753.099 Andy Samberg

Yes. Also, we were still, like, not just actually young, but, like, young in the industry. So for us, we still had the, like, no, man, we're going to make it this.

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1753.479 - 1753.719 Jason Bateman

Right.

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1754.159 - 1758.603 Andy Samberg

And, like, No Shade, because I love this movie. They wanted Dodgeball.

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1759.203 - 1759.363 Jason Bateman

Right.

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1759.404 - 1765.869 Andy Samberg

And we wanted, like, Wet Hot American Summer. Right. And I think Hot Rod ended up somewhere in between.

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1765.889 - 1771.233 Jason Bateman

Had Akiva and Jorma directed anything other than the digital shorts at that point?

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1772.054 - 1772.274 Andy Samberg

No.

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1772.634 - 1772.834 Jason Bateman

Right.

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1773.755 - 1785.278 Andy Samberg

That must have been... But, you know, we had shot... Keeve had directed basically everything we had done for five straight years leading up to that. Like, we moved to L.A. together and just started shooting stuff because we both went to film school.

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1785.478 - 1786.318 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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1786.338 - 1791.38 Andy Samberg

And that was the plan. Like, we're just gonna keep shooting stuff and show people why we're funny and not try to tell them.

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1792.16 - 1812.965 Will Arnett

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. I was talking about photos just before about finding the arrested thing. I was also found a... I have a photo... weirdly in a silver, it looks like a really fancy frame, and it's on the set of Hot Rod, and it's Keeve talking to me in this, and he's being really serious, and I'm being really serious, and I'm like, we're on the set of Hot Rod, right?

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1813.005 - 1817.486 Andy Samberg

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it couldn't be more serious. He's like, say babe three more times.

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1817.887 - 1834.374 Jason Bateman

Yeah, exactly. Andy, where does the film school and filmmaking kind of desire for you live currently? Or is it sort of just acting now, or do you still kind of thirst for making stuff?

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1835.975 - 1840.018 Andy Samberg

Well, I mean, I'm basically a producer on almost everything I do.

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1840.218 - 1840.438 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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1840.758 - 1849.144 Andy Samberg

And I feel like I'm a creative producer if that's a thing. For sure. And it's not for everyone.

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1849.164 - 1854.168 Will Arnett

Right. Andy, explain for Tracy what the difference is. Yeah.

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1855.16 - 1878.838 Andy Samberg

Like a hardcore producer-producer is the person who's actually talking to all the production heads and putting together a movie or a show and dealing with the studio or network on a daily basis. And it's a grind and it's a specific skill set and it's a specific personality type that is really valuable and rare to find someone that's great at it. And then for me, I'm like...

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1881.005 - 1886.79 Andy Samberg

I am heavily involved in the creative decisions of everything I'm in, basically.

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1886.971 - 1887.271 Jason Bateman

Right.

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1887.571 - 1898.181 Andy Samberg

If whoever I'm working with is amenable. Right. But like, that to me is, that was my role with the guys, with Keev and Jorm. So that's kind of how I developed.

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1898.241 - 1902.325 Jason Bateman

You were on the producing track as opposed to the directing track in film school, yeah? Yeah.

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1903.117 - 1917.481 Andy Samberg

I mean, I was technically directing, but I didn't enjoy it because it's just so much multitasking. And I also wanted to be acting in stuff. I mean, I don't know. I am blown away by people like yourself that can act in it while directing. That to me is such a head fuck. I don't know how.

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1918.101 - 1920.342 Jason Bateman

Just try it once. You'll see. Oh, it's pretty efficient.

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1921.062 - 1923.924 Andy Samberg

Well, let me ask you this, not to get too granular.

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1924.004 - 1924.184 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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1924.644 - 1930.848 Andy Samberg

But the one thing that worries me more than anything is giving notes to the actors I'm in a scene with.

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1930.928 - 1931.169 Unknown

Right.

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1931.949 - 1940.374 Andy Samberg

Like, I have this, like, insecurity as soon as I'm like, can you do it more like this? And they're like, what you do wasn't so great. Yeah, you do it more.

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1940.394 - 1943.196 Unknown

You do it more like this. Because I know what it's going to be.

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1943.276 - 1961.381 Jason Bateman

Yeah. It is true. It is a certain amount of unstated arrogance and hubris to actually be giving a note to somebody you're on an equal playing field with. I hear you on that for sure. I have no explanation for that aside from the kindness of the person that's listening to the note.

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1962.141 - 1964.481 Andy Samberg

Especially like what if you're doing like romance stuff?

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1964.822 - 1965.042 Jason Bateman

Right.

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1965.562 - 1969.503 Andy Samberg

Yeah. I feel like I wasn't believing that you like me enough.

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1969.843 - 1971.143 Unknown

Right. Be more into it.

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1973.075 - 1973.315 Andy Samberg

Yeah.

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1973.896 - 1975.939 Sean Hayes

And that's how you met your wife. Right?

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1977.061 - 1986.552 Jason Bateman

Yeah. Be more into it. Okay, on this take, marry me. Right. I want to feel from your kiss that we should be married. Here we go. Still rolling.

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1986.592 - 2012.826 Will Arnett

Wait, Rick, you're just eye, like, just face to face, and they're, like, standing there, and you keep going, no, more, no, I don't buy it, I don't buy it. Close, deeper. But you do, but, yeah, but you do, because TV is sort of a writer's medium, you do end up, by default, kind of directing, especially in comedy, kind of directing anyway, right? And... So it's pretty, it's directing adjacent.

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2012.986 - 2035.613 Andy Samberg

Yes, we did eight seasons of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, for example, and I was a producer on that. And as the show went on, I would definitely be on set as a producer, not just an actor, a lot creatively and making sure scenes were working and being a big part of editing with Dan Gore and knowing like... we're going to need like some alts on the end of this scene because this isn't playing.

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2035.633 - 2044.944 Andy Samberg

You can just feel it in the room. It's not landing right. And then you powwow and you pitch a couple extra jokes and then you have each cast member try a different thing and then you know you have options and blah, blah, blah.

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2044.984 - 2046.245 Jason Bateman

And you're hiring the directors.

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2047.266 - 2047.467 Andy Samberg

Right.

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2047.747 - 2047.907 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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2048.628 - 2074.013 Will Arnett

Yeah. Yeah, you worked with the great Dan Gore, and obviously you had a lot of great comedic minds on that show as well with the great Mike Schur, whom we all adore, and Phil and Chris as well. Yeah, they shot the pilot. They shot the pilot. So you had a pretty, that was like a fucking Hall of Fame team. Yeah. I got to rewatch it during the pandemic with my oldest son, Archie.

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2074.053 - 2093.144 Will Arnett

He was there and able to, super into it. We ended up watching it all through. So, so, so funny. And, you know, one of the through lines we mentioned right at the top, one of the through lines in what you do so well, and you do so many things so well, but you always... there's oftentimes you incorporate music into what you do.

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2093.664 - 2106.547 Will Arnett

And I kind of wanted to understand a little bit about like what your history is with music. Did you study music as a kid? First of all, you got a great voice. You got great timing. It's true. It's true. It's totally true. How do you come by it?

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2108.207 - 2131.47 Andy Samberg

Well, thanks. I grew up in a house that music was always playing. And me and one of my two sisters were both kind of just always obsessed with music. I... I don't know exactly why. I think, you know, I had a father who had a great appreciation of it, had a big record collection. And then when I hit like junior high and high school, I pretty much just went to the record store all the time.

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2131.49 - 2144.061 Andy Samberg

I grew up in Berkeley, California, where the first Amiibo music was built. And I was at Amiibo Records in high school two or three times a week. Just DITC, which is Digging Through the Crates.

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2144.081 - 2148.851 Sean Hayes

They do vinyl again, right? Mm-hmm. They're still in business. They sell vinyl.

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2148.891 - 2152.792 Andy Samberg

Yeah, apparently vinyl has made a massive resurgence. Massive.

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2152.892 - 2167.016 Sean Hayes

Yeah, it's cool. Wait, so I want to talk more about that. So you grew up in the Bay Area. You grew up around music. What kind of music did your dad listen to and then you listened to? And what kind of would you... Did you gravitate towards a specific genre at Amoeba Records?

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2167.616 - 2169.277 Jason Bateman

Yeah. Take those in order, please.

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2171.749 - 2192.483 Andy Samberg

You can go backwards, actually. It was definitely all kinds of music. I mean, I think a lot of people that grew up in the Bay Area would say the same thing, which is music is just a big part of the culture there for no matter who you are as a kid there. So like there were definitely people who were like, we're punks and we listen to punk and like we're backpackers and we listen to hip hop.

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2192.523 - 2206.156 Andy Samberg

But most people were like, I listen to 12 genres of music and I love the history of all of them. And we were certainly that. And my friend group was that where we'd be like super into dance hall and reggae, but also super into contemporary hip hop and punk.

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2207.117 - 2221.894 Andy Samberg

old hip-hop and old funk soul because of hip-hop because we chased down the samples from our favorite hip-hop songs and yeah yeah but also like i love bob dylan and grew up listening to bob dylan and wore my mom's purple scarf to try and look like bob dylan in high school that's

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2223.115 - 2229.921 Will Arnett

But you were so adept at hip-hop, and you guys were kind of like the West Coast comedy Beastie Boys. Well, that's high praise. Yeah, oh, nice, Will.

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2229.981 - 2232.924 Andy Samberg

It's true. Very nice. It is true. That's totally true.

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2233.144 - 2253.418 Will Arnett

It's totally true, and you were able to do it in such an authentic way, too, because there are a lot of, like, sort of white boys from Berkeley who couldn't pull it off, and you guys just made it work because you were actually good at it. And, God, what did I... You know what I saw the other day was one of the video from Bash Brothers, the thing you guys did about the Oakland A's.

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2253.998 - 2267.783 Will Arnett

Have you ever seen that, you guys? And I can't believe that you pulled it off. What is it? You play Jose Canseco, Keeve plays Mark McGuire, and then they do this rap about being on steroids and fucking how small their balls are.

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2267.843 - 2271.505 Andy Samberg

And I'm thinking... Yeah, me and Keeve...

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2272.405 - 2297.607 Andy Samberg

did as kind of just like as like a side project because yorm was unavailable so we didn't want to do a proper lonely island album without him uh concept album and then we did like a visual poem kind of like lemonade and very quietly released it on netflix and it's really funny he was mark mcguire and i'm jose can say go and the whole thing is an album of if the two of them had made a rap record in the late 80s that they're during their heyday what would it sound

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2298.027 - 2320.53 Jason Bateman

I remember being totally fanning out, being so excited and kind of nervous. Sudeikis and I, we were on like a lunch break while we were doing one of the horrible bosses and we were in the valley. And he's like, oh, you know, the guys, they rented a house down here. They're recording one of their albums. And he took me over there and it was like noon or something. Yeah. We walked in.

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2320.55 - 2334.301 Jason Bateman

I think you guys were recording Turtleneck and Chain, maybe, right? Yeah. Turtleneck and Chain. It's so good. And I was like, where's Andy? They're like, oh, he's still sleeping. I was like, oh.

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2334.981 - 2335.461 Andy Samberg

Damn right.

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2335.541 - 2359.297 Jason Bateman

Yeah, exactly. But we took a lot. They had rented like this colonial-style mansion in Encino. A monstrosity. Yeah, and they just set it up, you know, just like a rock band would. You know, you record in a mansion, but it's usually in the Cotswolds, you know. But this was like off Louise Drive in Encino. But it was pretty awesome to see that.

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2360.057 - 2370.02 Andy Samberg

Those summers were so fun. And everyone, the coolest thing about it was how much space we had, and we just put out, like, everyone in comedy come over.

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2370.62 - 2371.18 Sean Hayes

That's really cool.

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2371.26 - 2393.828 Andy Samberg

And it really happened. Like, we have photos of so many of the people that are just the biggest names in comedy now that swung by because they were like, hey, I heard those Lonely Island guys have this stupid house in Encino. Oh, that's great. And we would just drink and have fun and then record songs and knew we were banking them for the next season of SNL. That's so cool.

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2393.948 - 2401.791 Jason Bateman

That's so cool. Do you guys ever talk about getting together and doing another one of those house rentals and just putting down another record?

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2402.191 - 2403.452 Andy Samberg

It's tough now because we have kids.

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2403.911 - 2405.112 Jason Bateman

Well, they can be in it.

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2405.152 - 2406.233 Sean Hayes

Yeah, they can write them in.

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2406.253 - 2416.86 Andy Samberg

I don't know that we'll do another house rental ever unless it's like a compound for all the kids to run around in. Do that. Right. But I definitely think we're going to try and make more music. I don't think we're done.

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2416.9 - 2420.362 Sean Hayes

Boy, look how young your face is. Kids having kids. Yeah. I know.

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2421.103 - 2443.107 Will Arnett

It is funny, though. Because, Andy, you're younger than I am than we are because the three of us are basically the same age. Jason's older, obviously. Is that... No, just a lot older, but... How old a fellow are you, Andy? I'm 45. Oh, good for you. Yeah. A youngin'. And so now that... How old are you guys?

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2445.308 - 2451.313 Unknown

We're 53. You're the coolest. But I have a new penis. Did I tell you guys that? Is that true?

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2451.333 - 2460.021 Jason Bateman

Well, do you not know? You buried the lead. Oh, you did it. Amazon. Fucking crazy, right? But anyway, sorry to interrupt. Brand new? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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2460.962 - 2463.243 Andy Samberg

And you just like rehydrate it? It's like a sea monkey?

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2463.403 - 2471.346 Jason Bateman

Well, no, this one's full of moisture. The old one was, I was getting tired of it. I had a spritz bottle. I had a fucking Hudson sprayer. It's just, it was enough.

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2471.446 - 2478.129 Will Arnett

So you've got a, you went out and got yourself a new one that you're not going to use? Yeah. Why don't you just keep not using the old one?

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2478.149 - 2489.801 Andy Samberg

Can we get a time check on how long it was since the last dick joke? I just want to point out, I didn't start that one. That was not me. I was not the instigator. I jumped right in. How hard is it for you to not talk about dicks?

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2495.005 - 2499.99 Jason Bateman

We'll be right back. All right, back to the show.

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2502.639 - 2520.787 Sean Hayes

Andy, I want to talk to you about growing... No, when you were a kid. Because I read this thing where you wrote a letter to your eight-year-old self. Oh, yeah. What was that about? And were you into comedy at such a young age that you knew that you wanted to do it even at eight years old?

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2520.827 - 2539.993 Andy Samberg

Yes. I mean, I have said forever, and it's really genuinely true, that at eight I just said that I wanted to be on SNL specifically. Oh, my God. That's great. I love that. That's amazing. I was into WWF wrestling, and there was that show called Saturday Night's Main Event, which was on once a month.

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2540.593 - 2543.534 Jason Bateman

We don't need to tell Tracy about that one, huh? Yeah.

0
💬 0

2544.274 - 2546.275 Andy Samberg

I didn't know what Saturday was going to be on.

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2546.295 - 2546.675 Jason Bateman

She gets it.

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2546.955 - 2547.075 Andy Samberg

Yep.

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2549.838 - 2556.62 Will Arnett

I missed it. It's true. It's the first reference we haven't had to explain. Oh, I got you.

0
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2557.481 - 2562.062 Unknown

That's speaking to the demo? She's quietly nodding there in Chicago, right? Continue ending.

0
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2562.082 - 2565.544 Sean Hayes

No, she's going, she's saying, she's saying continue.

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2565.564 - 2565.904 Andy Samberg

Got it.

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2566.064 - 2567.224 Sean Hayes

Oh my God.

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2570.354 - 2591.685 Andy Samberg

But yeah, so the nights that it wasn't on was SNL. So I found it by accident as a kid and watched it. And it was, you know, Lovett's Carvey era. And you wrote a letter saying doing, like what, of goals or something? Oh, no, I think it was like a school assignment where it was like fill in the blank thing. And it was like, when I am older, I will be. And I was like, a comedian, obviously.

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2591.985 - 2602.935 Jason Bateman

Was there ever a moment where it got emotional for you on Saturday Night Live? Either your first performance or your last one? Oh, my God. The whole time? Yeah, I'll bet.

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2603.195 - 2607.68 Andy Samberg

The feeling of I'm living inside of actual dreams I've had.

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2608.44 - 2608.801 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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2609.581 - 2626.956 Andy Samberg

And now I'm friends with people that I would meet in my dreams. Right. That were cast members on the show and then I got on the show and they were still working there because we watched every episode. It was my absolute obsession. That's so great. And then now I'm like, oh yeah, now I just like chat with them whenever.

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2627.256 - 2644.166 Will Arnett

And you're part of that fraternity now of people who are on it, and it is a very sort of tight-knit nomad. It's kind of like you see each other, you can give a nod or you can say, hey, because it's the smallest demo, right? I mean, it's just the tiniest percentage of people who've ever been cast members on the show.

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2644.827 - 2657.841 Jason Bateman

Was it what you thought it would be? Or, I mean, answer that, but then also, like, what was the most surprising part of it or the part that really kind of, like, floored you, like, that you didn't really imagine?

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2659.222 - 2672.011 Andy Samberg

I think it was similar to what I was expecting. Yeah. because I had read so much about it. But the thing I wasn't expecting was for it, and I genuinely mean this, for it to go so well for us.

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2672.412 - 2673.272 Jason Bateman

The whole cast.

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2673.332 - 2692.805 Andy Samberg

Like having watched it and having seen how hard it is, especially in terms of like how quickly, because the thing about SNL generally, unless you're like one of 10 people, is you have to like ingratiate yourself to the SNL audience and give them time and space to figure out what you do that is funny and why.

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2692.825 - 2694.806 Sean Hayes

Yeah, it's very smart of you. Yeah, for sure.

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2695.106 - 2716.365 Andy Samberg

And so for us, speaking to what we were just talking about with Lazy Sunday, that was a crazy shortcut to the path I thought we were on. Like when Lazy Sunday aired, Will, you asked, and I didn't answer it, what was it like when you guys were in the studio when that aired? We were not thinking like, we did it! We were just like, oh, we got something on. I'm so relieved.

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2716.445 - 2721.47 Andy Samberg

We're not going to get fired. Right. Because we're halfway into our first season.

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2721.75 - 2732.061 Jason Bateman

And then when did it start to dawn on you that, oh, this thing caught on? Was it the next day when you woke up from the after party? Like you saw online that there was some traffic about it?

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2732.992 - 2749.937 Andy Samberg

Yes. And the press part of it. Like, we immediately were, like, in touch with the NBC PR people. Wow. Which I was like, oh, I don't know anything about this world. And they're like, hey, New York Times wants to talk to you. You guys free right now? We were just like, okay. Jeez. Sure.

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2751.057 - 2751.437 Sean Hayes

About what?

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2751.457 - 2753.398 Unknown

You sure are. But you...

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2754.518 - 2771.907 Sean Hayes

But, you know, everybody always talks to you about those shorts, but I loved tons of stuff that you did. I loved the impressions you did. Thanks. Mark Zuckerberg, Nick Cage, Mark Wahlberg, Hugh Jackman. Was there a celebrity of somebody you did that you heard from about any of your impressions?

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2772.107 - 2774.989 Andy Samberg

I mean, the one that was the most gratifying was Cage.

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2775.834 - 2802.963 Andy Samberg

for me nick cage because he came on and did it with me yes i remember that and the cage thing and he you know he was so cool about it and he did not have to be because we were like doing a psychotic character and saying it was nick cage you know what i mean it was like right and i was and and still am and we all are a massive fan of nick cage and i've seen so many of his movies and that's how it ended up being something i could do because i was like i've seen him talk so much

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2804.452 - 2824.686 Will Arnett

Well, that's the thing, too, is that you didn't make fun of, but you poked fun at certain elements, but you never punched down. It was always people who were massive, whether it was Nick Cage. Wahlberg came on. I remember he came on as well as you were doing Say Hello to Your Mother for Me. Again, you're punching up, like you're making a joke because he's such a massive movie star, right?

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2824.947 - 2849.352 Andy Samberg

And by the way, when you're on SNL, this is the thing I always think about because I'm like... I never got into comedy to, like, do impressions or make fun of anyone. Obviously, amongst my friends, we'll talk shit about literally anything. Sure. And anybody. But, like, when you're on the show, impressions are such a... It's such currency, right?

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2850.033 - 2867.916 Andy Samberg

And you know it plays, and you know it'll get on, and you're just desperately trying to get on. So if you do one that works and everyone's laughing at, it's hard to be like, no, I'm not going to do that. I don't feel good about it morally. Did you have to do it for your audition? Did you have to do impressions? Yes. For your audition, they asked you to do characters and impressions.

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2868.196 - 2875.043 Andy Samberg

And when I got asked, by the way, I had been doing stand-up, but I had no impressions or characters. So we wrote them all leading up to the audition.

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2875.203 - 2878.366 Jason Bateman

Oh, wow. What was your go-to impression at that time?

0
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2878.767 - 2896.194 Andy Samberg

Honestly, by chance, it was Fallon, because I did the temp Fallon voice on the movie awards for the storyboards of the pre-tape we wrote. And then Jimmy, who is, you know, the nicest and was so nice to us. He really helped put us on.

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2897.011 - 2908.879 Andy Samberg

But he heard me, like, in the temp VO of the, like, animatic, which is, you know, the storyboards of, like, whatever it was, and it was me being like, oh, my God, we gotta go, Batman, you know? And he was like, who's doing my voice?

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2908.999 - 2909.879 Unknown

Oh, my God, it's so funny.

0
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2911.72 - 2922.327 Andy Samberg

And so they were like, even Higgins was like, hey, when you audition, you should do Jimmy. And I was like, oh. Oh, yeah. Really? So I did Jimmy Fallon at a funeral, but he was like, oh, my God, so sad. LAUGHTER

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2927.03 - 2928.772 Sean Hayes

At a funeral, it's really funny.

0
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2929.313 - 2931.395 Unknown

Oh, man, I'm so sad. Everybody's crying.

0
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2931.475 - 2932.336 Unknown

It's so sad.

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2937.922 - 2954.315 Andy Samberg

And I made up a few other ones that were like, I knew I couldn't do them, so the joke was that they were one word. So I did like, this is like Alan Rickman in Die Hard. And I just went, McClay and... And you're like, okay. This guy can't do impressions.

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2955.856 - 2980.406 Sean Hayes

I love that. I love that so much. So wait, so tell me about how, you know, I did that little thing with you, the Maya Rudolph show. And you made me pee in my pants. So... We had fun, Sean. Oh, my God. I laughed so hard with you. I was crying laughing. And so many bits came out of that. But you told me about your wife. And you're like, you know, you're a musician, Sean.

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2980.466 - 2997.27 Sean Hayes

My wife plays the harp and she sings. I'm like, oh, who's your wife? And you told me Joanna is. And I downloaded her album. And I was like, oh, my God. This woman's amazing. Like I fell in love with her right away. Do you guys work on music stuff together? Do you check in with her? How does that work?

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2998.05 - 3020.569 Andy Samberg

um we don't work on music together because yeah yeah mine's pretend and hers is arguably amongst the best ever yeah in my opinion she's tell me about her what what is it did she's is she playing innocent in an orchestra No, no, her name's Joanna Newsom. She's a singer-songwriter who plays harp and piano and sings at the same time. Yeah, Jay, you would love it.

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3020.609 - 3023.87 Will Arnett

She's so good. I'm such a fan. You know I'm a fan.

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3023.89 - 3031.753 Andy Samberg

Yes. I mean, we met because I was at her concert with Fred and our friend Matt Murray because I was obsessed with her music.

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3031.973 - 3034.774 Will Arnett

Is that true? Yeah. You, Fred, and the panther.

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3035.314 - 3060.46 Andy Samberg

Yeah. Wait, who's the panther? our writer friend matt murray i forget who dubbed him the panther maybe like spivey or someone somebody like that or dratch possibly that he would sit in the corner quietly and then yeah when somebody goes like oh that's the panther like that but because he would lay in the cut and wait and then strike with his joke that would kill everybody after right so funny yeah

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3060.82 - 3070.683 Jason Bateman

So, so you're at, so you're at Joanna's concert and you, and you wiggle your way backstage as, as, as a creepy fan and, um, and, and somehow get her your number.

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3072.243 - 3093.125 Andy Samberg

No, it wasn't. She, uh, we just met and hung out all together that night, just friendly style. But Fred had met her and her friends at a, at a music festival that he had been at, I guess in the summer previous. And, uh, And it just worked out. I had been listening to her albums for years and been to her show before even.

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3094.205 - 3101.251 Andy Samberg

But when I met her, it turned out she and her siblings had watched Lonely Island stuff. So it was very comfortable and not as creepy as I was.

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3101.331 - 3101.712 Jason Bateman

I love that.

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3101.732 - 3104.033 Andy Samberg

And then you fell in love and you made babies and here we are.

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3104.154 - 3124.518 Jason Bateman

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't want to talk about the lovely stuff, Sean. How they make babies? You want to talk about, hey, did anybody ever forget a line during a live taping of... Tell me, could you ever not read the cards, Andy? I love those stories. Did someone ever get in your way between you and the cards?

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3126.599 - 3132.164 Sean Hayes

You know, I love that. If you have a biggest flub SNL story, I live for them.

0
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3132.404 - 3135.747 Andy Samberg

I mean, I do have one, but it's not that crazy.

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3136.107 - 3137.188 Sean Hayes

No? Okay, what is it?

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3139.65 - 3141.591 Andy Samberg

I was standing underneath...

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3142.91 - 3169.361 Andy Samberg

the the main part of the bleachers like the main walk that you do towards the main stage and seinfeld was on i think he did really with seth on update and he stopped and started talking to me and i was like holy so we were just chatting and i was like oh yeah it's like yeah this and that and then i was like i looked up at you know they have monitors all backstage showing you what's airing and i just like casually look up and i'm like

0
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3170.686 - 3197.573 Andy Samberg

oh, I'm in this sketch and it just started. Oh my God, no way. I was like, I'm so sorry. And just like took off running. And it was a courtroom sketch. I missed getting on before it started. They stopped me and said, no, because I was going to try and run on. Totally by fortune's fucking hell, who knows.

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3197.593 - 3217.561 Andy Samberg

I had had one line at the top of the sketch, and they had cut it between dress and air, and no one had told me. So I actually didn't screw up the sketch. But I did have my nightmare that I had had every week that time working there and still now have where I'm backstage and I can't find the set.

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3218.241 - 3223.863 Andy Samberg

I can't find stage and I'm in a sketch and I can't get there and I see it on the monitor and it actually happened. But I got very lucky.

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3223.883 - 3235.993 Sean Hayes

Actor's nightmare. I love those stories. Wait, now, Palm Springs is one of my favorite movies. I love that movie. When I saw it come out, I was like, oh, Andy's in a gay film. And then it wasn't gay at all.

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3236.494 - 3243.36 Jason Bateman

Another one? Bennett Barbicow's brother. So as you know, Bennett, who is part of our team, Bennett, say hi.

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3243.54 - 3247.423 Will Arnett

It's his brother directed, as you know. Yes, I do. Love that movie. Loved you in it.

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3247.443 - 3247.843 Sean Hayes

So good.

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3247.863 - 3264.811 Will Arnett

I love that movie. Andy, that movie is so good. And I tell anybody, it's one of my favorite films in the last 10 years. It needs more attention. So unheralded. You're so funny and profoundly good and kind of sad. Like, it's the perfect blend of... I just love that movie. Thank you.

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3265.191 - 3269.893 Jason Bateman

I love it too. Any truth to the sequel rumors, Palm Desert? No? Anything?

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3270.333 - 3270.834 Andy Samberg

Death Valley.

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3270.874 - 3272.015 Sean Hayes

It's Palmdale.

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3272.575 - 3273.416 Unknown

Indian Wells.

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3275.137 - 3286.767 Sean Hayes

Andy, you have a new podcast with Seth Meyers called The Lonely Island, the Seth Meyers Podcast, right? That's right. And how did it start? Are you excited? Is it started? Tell us everything.

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3287.248 - 3306.215 Andy Samberg

Well, me and Keev and Jorm forever, especially during COVID, and we didn't jump on it like you smart guys... We're like, we should do one. It'll make it that we get to see each other and talk all the time. We should do one where we talk about the digital shorts and every episode can be a digital short and what was going on in our lives and at SNL that week when we did the digital short.

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3306.995 - 3324.781 Andy Samberg

And then because we're us, we kind of just let it drift. And then Seth called us and was like, hey, I just had an idea. How would you guys feel about doing a podcast where every episode is about one of the digital shorts and what was going on at the show that week? And I'll host it and my team will organize it and you guys just show up and do it.

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3325.061 - 3326.062 Jason Bateman

And I'll take half.

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3326.542 - 3339.248 Andy Samberg

Yeah. Yeah. And he'll take, yeah. He's got his good 80%. But I mean, he's late night. No, but it's late night. He's a good guy. Like when other people aren't around, he's nice to me. I love that.

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3339.848 - 3350.97 Sean Hayes

Wow, we got to check it out. That's so fun. So that's coming on soon. What's it called? The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast. Yeah. We debated that name. Yeah, I guess I see why.

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3350.99 - 3353.051 Will Arnett

Why? Because it rolls off the... Sure.

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3353.531 - 3356.634 Unknown

It's taking you a while to get that one. Sounds like a huge argument to have.

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3356.654 - 3359.515 Andy Samberg

Why wouldn't you stick with that?

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3359.916 - 3366.12 Will Arnett

What's your favorite, Andy? I know it's hard, but what's your favorite digital shorts that you guys did?

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3368.224 - 3370.626 Sean Hayes

When it's all said and done. I love the boat one on the boat.

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3371.226 - 3371.566 Andy Samberg

Thank you.

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3371.586 - 3372.227 Sean Hayes

Yeah.

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3372.667 - 3390.24 Andy Samberg

I'm on a boat, I think, is the biggest selling song we ever did. Is it really? Yeah. I'm on a boat. What's your personal favorite? Double platinum or something stupid. That's incredible. My favorite, if I had to just pick one out of thin air, probably Jack Sparrow with Michael Bolton. Yeah, sure.

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3390.28 - 3409.332 Andy Samberg

And the reason I would give, and we do generally say this one, and the reason is because it's sort of a confluence of all the ones. So it's like people who really love comedy ride for it. Like I've been told that like writer's rooms have watched it all together and enjoyed it, which is the highest compliment.

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3410.052 - 3418.776 Andy Samberg

And then also it sounds pretty good and the video's big and slick and it feels like big business, which is something else that we were able to pull off for a short while.

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3418.796 - 3443.822 Will Arnett

It does feel like big business. I would say my favorite personally of the digital short, and I'm, as you know, a massive fan of them all. And I embarrass you all the time because I just tell you all the time how much I love the... But... Dear Sister. Oh, nice. Dear Sister, for me, scratches an itch because it just keeps going. But it's got a real story to it.

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3444.022 - 3446.923 Andy Samberg

I love a non-musical one, too. I mean, I guess it is still music.

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3447.043 - 3453.488 Will Arnett

It's still kind of musical. It's not your original music, but it's musical... but there's something about it and... Yeah.

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3454.29 - 3474.429 Andy Samberg

Dear Sister was an idea that we had started shooting before we got SNL. Oh, wow. Yeah, me and Jorm, I think, and my friend Chester, Chester Tam. Because it's originally based on this moment from the end of an episode of that show, The O.C., which we loved. Of course.

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3474.769 - 3496.921 Andy Samberg

Where the character, Marissa, shoots someone and it cranks into slow-mo and that song comes on and it's those slow-mo shots of everyone's face being shocked that it's happened and someone falls out of frame and you're like, oh my God, what just happened? And a slow reveal. And I remember us being like, that was fucking good TV. And what is that song? So then I was like, you know, what do we do?

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3496.981 - 3515.095 Andy Samberg

We do the same thing over and over again and then make it go faster and faster. So we started doing it, but never even finished it. And then I love that that is one that you like, Will, because for us that week, it was like out of desperation, we said... Oh, man, let's just try that, and then we'll just write an ending for it."

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3515.375 - 3522.564 Andy Samberg

And we wrote, like, way more and actually ended up, like... Well, the cast, first of all, the cast, if you look at it on paper, is insane.

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3522.584 - 3536.798 Will Arnett

So it's you, and it's Shia LaBeouf, and it's Whig, and Sudeikis, and Fred, and Hater. Like, it's a... It's a freaking murderer's row of cast.

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3537.438 - 3542.34 Andy Samberg

I loved our cast. Yeah. It was really fun to get to work with that group.

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3542.62 - 3563.536 Sean Hayes

Yeah, I did too. And you know what, Andy? I have to say how you looked forward to Saturday Night Live as a kid. I looked forward to your digital shorts watching Saturday Night Live in the same way. Yeah, me too. Every single week. And now it continues to other things. Like when I saw you in Palm Springs, I was like, oh my God, another movie that Andy's doing. I just can't get enough of it.

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3563.696 - 3567.259 Andy Samberg

This has been life-affirming, frankly. I wasn't expecting it to be this nice.

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3567.279 - 3590.189 Will Arnett

It's true. It's true. Andy, it's totally true that you are one of... You truly are one of the good guys because you're A, supernaturally funny. You can't help it. You have no choice. And B, you're very generous and you're very sweet. And any success and all the success you have had and will continue to have, you have completely earned it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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3590.569 - 3596.571 Will Arnett

There's no hiding what you... Anyway, so it's just awesome. I'm just psyched. I just think you're a great dude.

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3596.731 - 3604.754 Sean Hayes

And we're so grateful you came today. So thank you for coming on our little show. Likewise. Guys, we're industry staples.

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3605.094 - 3607.976 Jason Bateman

Yeah. Yeah. Sure. We're not going anywhere. We did it. We did it.

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3608.336 - 3609.056 Will Arnett

We did it.

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3609.336 - 3609.997 Jason Bateman

Game over.

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3610.657 - 3618.14 Will Arnett

But also with that, the caveat being, you know, your next bomb, I'm going to be the first there to say you bombed.

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3618.861 - 3627.288 Andy Samberg

Well, guess what? We didn't talk about the box office on Hot Rod. We just skimmed right past that. Oh, we didn't. Yeah, that's true. You know when you set out to make a cult classic?

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3628.489 - 3630.371 Will Arnett

On a studio's dime? It's because I was in it.

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3631.172 - 3633.134 Sean Hayes

I'm box office poison.

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3634.296 - 3634.896 Jason Bateman

Not true.

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3636.158 - 3639.041 Sean Hayes

Andy, thank you, my friend. Thanks for being here. We appreciate it. We appreciate you.

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3639.061 - 3644.547 Andy Samberg

Thank you, guys. You're the greatest. Yeah, keep on keeping on. You are this. And let's just be friends now and hang out, Jason.

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3645.057 - 3648.399 Jason Bateman

It's done. It's done. You can't shake me now. We'll find a time and just do it.

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3648.559 - 3653.843 Andy Samberg

I'll put you guys in touch. Please do. Yes, please. I will. Yes, please. Definitely will. Okay. And Sean, love you.

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3653.863 - 3654.083 Will Arnett

Bye, guys.

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3654.403 - 3655.764 Andy Samberg

I mean, when I say guys, I mean Andy.

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3655.804 - 3656.305 Will Arnett

See you, bud.

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3661.636 - 3666.082 Unknown

Ba-ba-booey. Fa-fa-foo-hi. Fa-fa-flu-fly.

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3666.382 - 3670.247 Unknown

Wait, what's ba-ba-booey? Gary DiLabate from Howard Stern.

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3670.668 - 3673.191 Unknown

Oh, yeah, ba-ba-booey, that's right. Ba-ba-booey.

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3673.211 - 3676.976 Jason Bateman

Keep it real up in the field, all right?

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3677.417 - 3681.681 Unknown

I would love to. I would love to. I would love to.

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3682.661 - 3687.644 Jason Bateman

So, guys, that was Andy Samberg. Yes, he was fantastic. He's the greatest.

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3687.884 - 3688.585 Unknown

The greatest.

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3688.625 - 3699.291 Jason Bateman

He created his own lane. And he's my new friend. Yeah, he's your new friend. He's stuck with me now. He doesn't realize it yet, but it's going to be a problem for him.

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3699.651 - 3709.539 Will Arnett

He's the real deal. And as I said, again, at risk of embarrassing him, He is such a good guy and he totally deserves it. He's just one of the good dudes.

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3709.759 - 3714.262 Sean Hayes

For sure. And everybody agrees, everybody can agree that everybody loves Andy Samberg.

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3714.802 - 3715.022 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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3715.303 - 3719.145 Sean Hayes

That's a good name for his TV show. Everybody loves Andy.

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3719.185 - 3725.148 Will Arnett

Everybody can agree and everybody agrees that everybody loves Andy Samberg. There you go. That's a good tune.

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3725.389 - 3730.972 Sean Hayes

There you go. Yeah, he's extra special. I love everything he does. Always good in everything he does.

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3731.652 - 3745.159 Will Arnett

And I'm excited to hear their new podcast that those guys are doing with Seth because I love hearing how they put together each one of those digital shorts. I love that they're like, it was last minute they needed something or somebody had a song. I love that stuff.

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3745.399 - 3759.325 Sean Hayes

And I think for the Lonely Island guys, they created this brand and this company and this thing that's really awesome and cool and stays like real smart and real funny always.

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3759.446 - 3759.626 Unknown

What?

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3759.666 - 3775.334 Sean Hayes

No, I have nothing. But if I did have something, it would be... It would go like this. It would go... It would reference Howard Stern, and I would say something like, Bye-bye, Bowie. Bowie. Bye-bye, Bowie. Bye-bye, Bowie.

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3775.654 - 3795.333 Will Arnett

Close enough. SmartList is 100% organic and artisanally handcrafted by Rob Armjarff, Bennett Bartlett.

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