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"3 Presidents"

Mon, 29 Apr 2024

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On our first triple-guest podisode, we let our pal President Biden bring along two friends, Former Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton. Let’s get a little less-SmartLess together… on an all new SmartLess.This episode was recorded on March 28th, 2024. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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3.612 - 8.993 Jason Bateman

Fellas, how you doing? How are you? Was getting in okay? Or was there cavity searches?

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9.013 - 26.738 Will Arnett

There was a cavity search. It wasn't long enough, actually. And Sean went back for seconds. And they said, we don't want anybody to come back for a second. It's not Thanksgiving. You're clean. He said, can I come back tomorrow to get cold leftovers?

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29.699 - 30.499 Jason Bateman

Welcome to Smart List.

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48.666 - 59.913 Will Arnett

Guys, take a breath and think about what this is about to be. It's fucking insane, you guys. It's insane. Do you guys have good questions? Sort of. I have areas.

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60.133 - 62.654 Jason Bateman

Way to not prep. I did prep.

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62.735 - 64.616 Will Arnett

I had a lot of conversations with people.

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66.216 - 68.537 Jason Bateman

I've got 18 questions.

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68.657 - 81.323 Will Arnett

Oh, good. I'll just follow you. I was not joking when I said, I think it's good that we have questions, but I also want to entertain conversation and listening. Let's just make it a conversation. And through conversation, questions will come out. Is that right?

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81.403 - 86.705 Sean Hayes

I think so. Oh, boy. So how are you guys feeling when you woke up today knowing that this was going to happen?

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86.765 - 88.046 Jason Bateman

Are we recording right now? Yeah.

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88.546 - 88.986 Sean Hayes

Are we really?

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89.526 - 92.971 Jason Bateman

Yeah. Oh. Oh, this is a whole different... We can say where we are.

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93.071 - 97.601 Will Arnett

I gotta put on my radio voice. We can say where we are, because it's... It's after the fact.

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97.621 - 101.791 Sean Hayes

Yeah, we're at the... So... So we're here... Don't say it! No, I'm kidding.

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102.256 - 118.085 Jason Bateman

Well, we're here on Central Park South with a beautiful second-story view of the park, if second-story is beautiful views. A little rainy. Treetops is nice. A little rainy. And we very rarely have more than one guest. Sometimes we have two.

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118.205 - 120.166 Will Arnett

When were the times we did it?

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120.286 - 123.087 Sean Hayes

When we have bands on, a lot of the time we have two guys.

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123.107 - 130.031 Jason Bateman

Like Billie Eilish and Finn. Radiohead. Radiohead. Duran Duran. Killers.

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130.051 - 133.313 Sean Hayes

Oh, no, that was just Simon. Duran. Duran. Depeche Mode.

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133.453 - 134.374 Jason Bateman

The Killers. Oh, the Killers.

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134.394 - 135.934 Sean Hayes

Depeche Mode, right. That was great.

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136.995 - 161.312 Jason Bateman

So today we're doing a first time. It's a little risky. There's three of them. But it's kind of a band full of rock stars. Bear with us. Yeah. They're like the police. Yeah. So you'll be familiar with one of them. The other two, he wanted to bring along, I guess, his buddies. He gets a little nervous. We've had him on the show before. He wanted to do it again. They're guys he worked with, I guess.

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161.332 - 171.64 Jason Bateman

Yeah, we don't really do repeat guests, but we made an exception here, and we certainly don't let people bring buddies, but he was insistent. I'm excited.

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171.72 - 193.033 Will Arnett

I'm excited, too. Can I just say, we're sitting here in this hotel room, as we've already said, It's 2024. Four years ago, less than four years ago, we started doing this podcast. It was a COVID baby, as we call it. Came out of the gate with Dax Shepard. Came out of the gate with Dax Shepard, which was great, but I set the bar high with Dax. And then now here we are in New York.

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193.393 - 217.711 Will Arnett

Four years later, scraping the bottom of the barrel with a dude and his buddies. We got Rob Armjarv, and we got Bennett Barbacow, and we got MGT, Michael the G. Terry. And we're all here in New York, and it's fucking wild, guys. And I want to say to you guys, this is cool. This is one of those life moments, right? You got to stop and recognize it.

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217.731 - 222.955 Will Arnett

Michael, I just want to say, Michael, how is it for you? Delightful. Delightful. That's it.

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223.115 - 226.558 Jason Bateman

Delightful. And I'm proud of us. We haven't screwed it up yet.

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226.598 - 231.402 Will Arnett

Bennett, what do you think? It feels... It's amazing. It's weird, right? Wow, these adjectives are incredible.

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231.422 - 232.443 Sean Hayes

We've been saying to take a breath.

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232.743 - 236.886 Will Arnett

Rob, Rob, yell something from over there. Fantastic! Ah, that's Rob.

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237.046 - 243.932 Jason Bateman

Rob has got amazing... We did limit them each to one word. And Rob doesn't even have a microphone. So it's thank you for your contributions.

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244.452 - 249.036 Will Arnett

We have been reminding ourselves to be present, though, and take a breath. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool.

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249.477 - 259.286 Sean Hayes

Now, Will came up to get a ride with my guy that I sometimes hire for, like, when I do a Broadway show.

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259.326 - 269.254 Will Arnett

Mikey, who drove when he was doing... Do you know Sean did a play on Broadway last year? No. Yeah. And it was called Go Get Me, Oscar. I think.

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269.274 - 278.24 Jason Bateman

Yeah. Right. And it was, wasn't it the Topo Chico? Yeah, the Topo Chico Theater.

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280.341 - 295.09 Sean Hayes

And so he came, so Will, I said, do you want a ride? Because I think Jason's close, really close to the hotel. So Will came straight up. The first thing, I put my pants on and I walked out to the living room with my shirt and my pants on. I reached in my pocket and I found money. I found like 30 bucks.

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295.851 - 313.413 Will Arnett

Great story. No, but here's the best part. Sean pulls out and he goes, he turns to Scottie and he goes, look at this. And we go, what? And he goes, he's got like $31. He goes, look at all this money. And we go, yeah. And I go, so the pants are clean. Obviously, today's a big event for you. Yeah, exactly. So the dry cleaner's just... He hasn't been here for six months.

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313.533 - 318.437 Sean Hayes

I haven't been here for six months, so I just put these pants on. And I was like, oh, I guess I wore them.

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318.457 - 323.962 Jason Bateman

And there was just the one pair of socks that you stole from a youngster you were babysitting?

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324.622 - 326.624 Sean Hayes

I know, you don't know where the skin ends and the sock starts.

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326.704 - 331.349 Jason Bateman

You know, it's a fairly high-class guest today. You didn't think you'd go with a full-length sock.

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331.389 - 335.594 Sean Hayes

And Will doesn't have socks at all on. I know, but that's the way to go. I know, I should have gone full-length.

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335.634 - 341.381 Will Arnett

Sean, how do you decide what clothes stay here in your apartment in New York? Like, what's the math that you do on that?

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341.701 - 350.924 Sean Hayes

Um, I don't, I, I just, you know, there's like a couple of t-shirts and clearly a couple of pants and, uh. I mean, pants is a stretch. They're jeans. No, they're not. They're pants.

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350.944 - 351.124 Will Arnett

Sorry.

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351.144 - 352.104 Sean Hayes

They're stretch jeans.

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352.204 - 355.285 Will Arnett

No, no, no. They look like jeans. They're dress pants.

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355.305 - 356.786 Jason Bateman

They're a brushed cotton jegging.

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356.826 - 366.109 Will Arnett

Yes. Thank you. But they're in a five pant cut. Well, look at Jason. Jason's in corduroys and a, and a. Yeah, but Jason, I mean, Jason looks like he's doing a whole different.

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366.189 - 372.752 Jason Bateman

But I'm also living here, and I don't have, you know, President of the United States clothes with me. You know?

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372.792 - 388.2 Will Arnett

You look good. I said before, you look very rugged and sexy. Thank you very much. I'm playing a guy that's made a lot of bad decisions. You know what I like about you? Your hair's long enough that when you're wearing the headphones right now, it's keeping the hair back, and you've got kind of like a soccer, like a European soccer player vibe. He's slowly winking at you.

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388.22 - 389.24 Will Arnett

The slow winks we could do without.

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389.66 - 408.958 Jason Bateman

And they're half winks, too. God. They're more lid squeezes. That's so gross. So you guys have, do you have important questions loaded? Do you have fun questions loaded? I have a little bit of both. A little bit of both. You've got some policy questions perhaps?

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408.978 - 436.361 Will Arnett

Yeah, mine obviously have more to do with relations with Canada. Sure. Is that one of the borders we're closing? I hope not. You know, because how are we going to get all our stuff across, eh? I'm still moving cigarettes. Fuck, I don't care. I'm mulling some of that sticky BC bud through the interior. I'm coming down through Fernie BC, eh? My brother found a good path last year.

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439.275 - 440.436 Sean Hayes

Let's see what they have to say about that.

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440.456 - 455.328 Jason Bateman

Sure, I want to hear what they have to say. Yeah, I wonder, I'm sure they don't want to get into the micro of policy and stuff like that. They're not, they're, I'm sure they would, they'd like us to find a middle ground between drive time radio and some hard-hitting meet the press conversation.

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455.348 - 459.912 Sean Hayes

Yeah, but I mean, I can't, I don't know how to formulate those questions.

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460.192 - 482.423 Will Arnett

Well, you know what's interesting is that the three of them obviously are very connected and they're all sort of from the same sort of class of, of Democrats in that, right, that they were around. Obama was a rising star. You know, President Biden's been around since the 70s. He was a senator, et cetera. Obama came up as this young star in the early 2000s.

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482.624 - 495.008 Will Arnett

Nobody will forget his fiery speech at the Democratic Convention in 2004, how amazing that was. Yeah, that was amazing. Clinton was a governor and, yeah. Clinton was a governor and then he was a superstar back to back. Arkansas, right? Yes, Arkansas.

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495.028 - 496.169 Jason Bateman

Thank you. Good, Sean.

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497.029 - 506.295 Will Arnett

but back-to-back President of the United States. So they all, I think, have very... My point is they're similarly minded when it comes to sort of policy. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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506.335 - 514.481 Sean Hayes

Et cetera. Well, it's cool that they all are, like, together. I don't know that I've ever seen that or, like, witnessed that.

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514.581 - 519.024 Will Arnett

Yeah. I mean, you didn't even see George W. and his dad together. Didn't they?

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519.044 - 525.688 Jason Bateman

But didn't the three of them get together for the last election a bit? Didn't they sort of... You're thinking of the three tenors, I think. Yeah.

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527.096 - 535.22 Will Arnett

These are not... By the way, we have to do this. If we don't do the three tenors right after this, I quit.

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535.26 - 552.307 Jason Bateman

We should just start... Let's start the interview mistaking them for the three tenors. So when do you guys... Have you been in rehearsals long? Because the Radio City show tonight should be getting the acoustics... We're so excited for the sound. What's your warm-up like? Will there be solos, or do you guys just sing all the songs together?

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552.327 - 554.208 Will Arnett

You guys are slimmer than I remember opera singers.

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555.075 - 557.016 Jason Bateman

And your accents are fantastic.

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557.096 - 573.745 Will Arnett

Exactly. Well, guys, I'm honored to be here, not just with them. I'm honored to be here with you guys. Likewise. Not just in the podcast, but in life. Tell me your name more. It still will. And I'm really psyched that I get to be here with you guys during this. Likewise.

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574.245 - 602.112 Jason Bateman

It's not lost on me. Not to pat ourselves on the back, but just to say briefly... very proud of us that we haven't screwed this up yet and and and that mr biden called us again yes and wanted to do this again wanted to bring his friend like just so so flattered and humbled and yeah that's it's crazy ditto to all of it here we go it's a it's an all uh an all-new super presidential smartless

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605.714 - 612.218 Sean Hayes

All right, I'm over there, right? We're just going to come in and test the microphones, too. Go for it. Yeah, thank you. So headphones on, yeah? Yeah, headphones on.

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612.238 - 613.879 Barack Obama

Grab those headphones right there, please.

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613.959 - 614.079 Sean Hayes

Okay.

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614.119 - 620.663 Barack Obama

And I'm going to swing this in a little bit. Thank you, sir. You're welcome.

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620.703 - 630.509 Jason Bateman

Mr. Clinton, have you done any time, Mr. Clinton, in Lake of the Ozarks? Oh, yeah. Right? Because that was just, that's in your neck of the old woods there.

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630.709 - 633.811 Bill Clinton

Yeah. Do you want it up or down? I've spent a lot of time.

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633.871 - 635.432 Will Arnett

I've been to every... Number two, please.

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636.388 - 665.152 Bill Clinton

voting precincts and in the northern arkansas ozarks and i have i had one of the presidents of walmart sure came from a little town in the ozarks near the lake of the ozarks and i went up they had a day for him and i went up there once i can hear fine okay right so i've moseyed around up there all good well but was that ever a vacation spot for you No, I didn't take any vacations up there.

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665.192 - 667.733 Bill Clinton

I was working up there, but I was up there all the time.

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668.213 - 671.074 Jason Bateman

But that's a big spot for folks in that part of the country.

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671.315 - 673.395 Bill Clinton

Oh, yeah, it's breathtakingly beautiful.

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673.876 - 675.556 Jason Bateman

Yeah, that lake gets a lot of work.

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675.576 - 679.298 Will Arnett

I mean, judging by your show, Jason, it seems like a pretty dangerous part of the world, too.

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679.478 - 684.28 Jason Bateman

Well, we didn't really spend a lot of time in there. Yeah, we didn't spend a lot of time with the nice part.

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684.46 - 689.202 Sean Hayes

Not much of a show in that. My family vacationed there once when I was a kid, and everybody got drunk. What a surprise.

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690.522 - 710.986 Bill Clinton

I still remember when it was all illegal. We had a sheriff from up there that had a jail where the cells were all below level. Below the water level? No, below ground level. So they were all pot farms when it was all still illegal. He made a hell of a lot of money doing it.

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711.006 - 713.907 Jason Bateman

That's crazy. Is it legal in Missouri and Arkansas yet?

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715.117 - 715.778 Will Arnett

Are you planning a trip?

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715.798 - 716.198 Jason Bateman

Sort of.

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717.859 - 727.868 Barack Obama

But when he did it... Do you basically scout out every state? It's like, can I go here? Is this okay? Well, it's a sequel.

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728.048 - 741.036 Bill Clinton

It's funny, we're going to Missouri. It was more fun when it was illegal. Uh-huh, yeah, exactly. I love doing it. You should have had me writing some of your scripts for you.

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741.136 - 751.299 Sean Hayes

I want to start by, you know, first of all, this is huge for us. And what a massive honor it is to be sitting with the three of you looking at us. It's so bizarre.

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751.319 - 757.541 Barack Obama

It's crazy. We're all wondering how we ended up here. I know, I'm sure. You've got questions for your staff.

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757.601 - 777.855 Will Arnett

And your questions are only going to grow as to why you did it, as we get into it. We were saying earlier, four years ago, we started this podcast during COVID as a way to kind of connect with each other. And we ended up connecting with a lot of people out there. And for us, it's a real thrill to be here. Did you ever get Trump? Couldn't make his deal. No, we're letting other people get him.

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778.095 - 790.061 Will Arnett

Yeah. Well done, Will. Thank you. Bravo, bravo. But it is momentous for us, and especially during this time that we're in right now, to have your time. So we thank you for your time. Yeah, yeah, this is huge.

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790.502 - 795.184 Sean Hayes

How do you all know each other? I'm kidding. That was my opening.

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795.324 - 797.185 Jason Bateman

I've worked for both of them a long time.

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797.225 - 797.965 Sean Hayes

Yeah, I know.

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798.286 - 831.054 Jason Bateman

It's not the first time that you three have combined forces to really kind of build do what we all need you guys to do, which is keep you in office. But does it strike you as, like, how is it even necessary to have half a president campaigning against the other guy? It is shocking to me that it takes the amount of effort to be competitive against someone who just...

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831.994 - 835.415 Jason Bateman

in my opinion, as just running for the wrong thing.

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836.375 - 856.121 Joe Biden

Well, a lot's changed. A lot's changed in how you communicate. A lot's changed in information. And so much disinformation out there. And, you know, it's really... And it's hard to communicate, even today, when you do accomplish some improbable things. Yeah. But he...

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857.099 - 877.641 Will Arnett

Well, and I'll say that, Mr. President, not to cut you off, but you have accomplished a lot of incredible things. And all three of you did in your presidencies did amazing things. President Clinton, you left this country with a surplus, which is the first time it had been done in a number of years. President Obama, you passed the Affordable Care Act, really started to tackle social issues.

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878.542 - 892.474 Will Arnett

President Biden, you know, you look at your jobs numbers. You look at the way you're battling inflation, which has not been easy. And you've done it with a lot of headwind. And you've had a lot of people, a lot of voices. And we live in a time where there are a lot of voices.

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892.934 - 909.472 Will Arnett

And my question is, considering the amazing work that all three of you have done, and especially what you're doing right now, President Biden, It's so difficult. The messaging is so tough to get the message out there because there is so much noise. What can you do?

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910.092 - 932.213 Joe Biden

Just keep talking about it. You just have to connect with people as to how they're being affected, why it's happening. And, you know, one of the things that really startles me is I'm optimistic. I'm genuinely optimistic. Oh, my. And starting to break through. There's so much we have opportunity to get done in ways that these guys set up and we're now going to be able to close down.

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932.774 - 957.01 Joe Biden

But, for example, you know, when we got elected, we were told we couldn't get anything done. We couldn't get anything passed. Well, we got a little thing called a billion, $300 million to rebuild our roads, highways, Internet. We got the chips. I've traveled around the world and said, why don't you come and invest in the United States of America? We got $650 billion invested offline.

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957.271 - 966.597 Joe Biden

And on the CHIPS Act, we got about $56, $70 billion. And they're employing people. It takes a while to kick in, though.

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966.897 - 993.515 Jason Bateman

But it seems like they're only watching certain things, reading certain things. Everybody's so siloed in the way in which they receive information. Could it be as simple as you... You've got very smart people to suggest what it is that you do, but could it be as simple as just granting an hour to Sean Hannity and sit down and go, you tell me why this...

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994.275 - 1017.873 Jason Bateman

The people who follow you think I'm not a good president. And just answer his questions. Call his bluff. I mean, because the information, the facts are all there. It's particularly for that group of people. What you do is so much better suited than what the other agenda is talking about. So is it just a matter of just getting on that network? I don't get it.

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1018.153 - 1044.434 Barack Obama

First of all, you guys are exactly right. Joe's got... an unbelievable record of accomplishment. If you had told me that the unemployment rate after COVID was gonna be back down to 4% or lower, Lowest in 50 years, isn't it? Absolutely. And if you had told me that 15 million jobs would have been created, that wages are higher now than they were pre-pandemic.

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1044.774 - 1048.955 Sean Hayes

Yeah. And the most jobs created in history, correct? In this four-year period, yes.

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1048.975 - 1068.946 Barack Obama

That's unbelievable. In this four-year period. You've got African-American unemployment, right, which is always higher than the general population, the lowest it's been. since record-keeping on the issue was taken. So Joe's got a strong message to tell. Jason, you're right. The media environment's changed.

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1071.787 - 1093.213 Barack Obama

During Bill's presidency, during my presidency, you already had Fox and Rush Limbaugh and so forth, but it was still going through basic broadcast TV, and the average person was still kind of getting the mix. Some dissenting views. Part of what happened is that whole ecosystem moved on to social media.

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1093.974 - 1108.06 Barack Obama

And once it's on social media and it's on an algorithm and everybody's just getting their news selected essentially to suit their biases, penetrating that is real tough. It is very hard.

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1108.08 - 1111.362 Sean Hayes

But what do you say to the people who say on the other side the same thing?

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1114.221 - 1147.201 Barack Obama

I would argue that actually they've got some legitimate points in the sense that there's a side that doesn't recognize conservative thought or isn't respectful to some traditional values that they care about and so forth. The difference though is, and Jason touched on it, there's a difference between facts and opinions. And the one thing that our side still pretty much sticks to is the facts.

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1147.661 - 1155.15 Barack Obama

You may not agree with whatever's in the New York Times or whatever's on MSNBC, but generally they're not going to just make stuff up.

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1155.45 - 1155.87 Jason Bateman

Correct.

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1156.511 - 1189.22 Barack Obama

And, you know, look, I was in office... in 2016, and I would have loved to pretend that the election outcome wasn't what it was. That was painful, right? But we said, well, here are the facts, and there's a system of government that transcends that is more important than whoever wins this particular election. We're gonna abide by those facts and stick with democracy.

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1189.24 - 1189.8 Sean Hayes

Right, right, right.

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1190.22 - 1206.464 Barack Obama

And that is a shift that's taking place. Now, last point I'd make though, because you asked, Jason was asking, what do we do? I think Joe's point is right. And that is, you just keep on showing up and delivering the message wherever you can, however you can.

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1207.649 - 1233.6 Barack Obama

And if you talk to folks enough, all of us, Bill, Joe, myself, all have the experience of going to places where we may not be the most popular person. People may have some preconceived notions about Barack Hussein Obama, right? But if you show up and you make a human connection with people and you talk to them, we'll be right back.

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1235.549 - 1257.422 Will Arnett

It makes your job harder, does it not? Or I'm asking you, when you wake up in the morning and you have people who say that they're opposed to what you do or what you believe or whatever, and yet you still have to govern and serve them no matter what. And it seems, right? And the other guy... He has no problem throwing anybody who's not with him under the bus.

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1257.582 - 1268.414 Joe Biden

Look, when I got elected, I said I'm going to be president for everyone. We have put more money into red states than blue states. Yes. Not a joke.

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1268.494 - 1268.915 Will Arnett

Yeah, yeah.

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1268.935 - 1275.7 Joe Biden

Across the board. Across the board, there's more money total invested in the red states and the blue states because I'm going to be president for everyone.

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1276.18 - 1276.881 Jason Bateman

Do they know that?

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1277.001 - 1299.697 Joe Biden

Well, I think it's beginning, but whether they did or not, I have an obligation, it seems to me, to take care of the country. That's the job. But it's beginning to sink in a little bit. And, you know, you have, like, for example, did you ever think you'd see, these guys are great speakers, they're great presidents. Did you ever think you'd see a State of the Union like the two I've had? No, no.

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1299.737 - 1299.897 Joe Biden

Yeah.

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1301.717 - 1308.259 Will Arnett

Frankly, a little shameful. As the newest American here, because I'm Canadian originally.

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1308.299 - 1331.865 Barack Obama

Yeah, I remember that. Look, I've got a Canadian brother-in-law. Canadians are interesting because they sneak up on you. You remember that movie, Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Like, they look like us. but you don't really know. Wait, I saw you at the Raptors game. Actually, I love me some Canadians.

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1331.885 - 1336.188 Sean Hayes

I'm always looking behind me when Will and I are walking, just like certain other Canadians.

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1336.308 - 1355.981 Jason Bateman

Is there, there is, and I don't mean to sound cynical with this, but there is a bit of a show element that the other guy seems to really relish in. He loves being and saying things that really attract, you know, some views, some clicks, like, you know, He's a fun show to watch, I'm sure. Like the nicknames.

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1356.242 - 1370.031 Jason Bateman

Now, I know you three are uniquely qualified in keeping things classy and elevated and keeping respect around the office and the job, etc. But is there...

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1370.851 - 1396.036 Jason Bateman

ever a thought of how one might be able to tack slightly towards the show to sort of combat that a little bit and you're starting to do it just a little bit president biden and i think it's it's really like people are loving you're sort of giving it to them a little bit now i know that's not you know some sort of contrived calculation you're making but i It's a response. Yeah, exactly.

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1396.056 - 1401.999 Jason Bateman

But is there any thought to, like, it's time to kind of pull the gloves off a little bit, and if they want to show, we'll give it to them.

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1402.799 - 1424.614 Joe Biden

Well, I'm not so sure about the show, but I think if they want the truth, we'll give it to them. Yeah, amen. And just go straight at them. Look, you know, like I said at the gridiron dinner, you know, this guy came up to me, asked me if we could borrow some money. That's a great line. And, you know, I told him, Donald, I can't help you. But all kidding aside, we can make jokes about it.

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1424.654 - 1446.48 Joe Biden

But the end result is, look, we've all know every major world leader. And I think one of the reasons Barack asked me to be vice president, I had some foreign policy experience. And I've known these folks for a long time. I go to all these conferences that we all know, and Bill just came back from one on his own. Great help to us in the Caribbean.

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1446.5 - 1462.852 Joe Biden

And, you know, almost every single time, not a joke, guys, whether it's the G7, the G20, all these heads of state, they'll wait until they can get me a loan and grab my arm and say, you've got to win. Because, quote, my democracy is at stake. Their democracy.

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1463.232 - 1489.891 Bill Clinton

Let me, since I'm not directly involved, I'll give you an example that I just had. Not very long ago, I went to Prague, Czechoslovakia, to celebrate the anniversary of of the decision to expand NATO and include the Czech Republic and Hungary and Poland. And they know what it's like to live without democracy. They know what it's like not to be free.

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1490.672 - 1519.338 Bill Clinton

They are adamantly in favor of President Biden's support for Ukraine. And they think we did the right thing to expand NATO. And they know it's Russia's fault, not ours. what's happened in Ukraine. So it was amazing. All of them came up to me and said, please tell me you're not gonna put us through all this again. Please tell me America's not gonna run away from the world again. We need you.

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1519.899 - 1543.589 Bill Clinton

And Poland, which is a very conservative country, culturally, religiously, they just voted overwhelmingly to throw out the old party because they thought they were too close to the Russians and put in the government that you dealt with when Hillary was Secretary of State, because they support a free Ukraine. And I just showed up, man.

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1543.629 - 1551.455 Bill Clinton

I didn't go there to do a, they like me because I was with them in the beginning, but they are worried about tomorrow.

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1552.215 - 1584.401 Barack Obama

I think Bill's points and Joe's points are important. You know, look. We all know America's not always lived up to its ideals. We got our warts, we got issues. But we do set the tone around the world. And part of what happened before Joe got elected, during that four year period, folks around the world started feeling as if

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1586.281 - 1617.612 Barack Obama

the ideals of human rights, freedom, democracy, that nobody was looking after that. Nobody was promoting that. Nobody was minding it. And people like Putin became emboldened. And you saw the Chinese and even countries that were democracies start backsliding because they do still look to America as an example of what they hope

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1618.883 - 1636.616 Barack Obama

a multi-racial, multi-ethnic, multi-religious big country can look like. That maybe people can still get along and act decently towards each other even if they don't all look the same and don't all talk the same and all come from the same place. That's what makes America exceptional.

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1637.116 - 1665.803 Barack Obama

And if you start getting into a situation in which we don't believe our own Declaration of Independence, if we're not acting on behalf of the things that we say we stand for, that has ripple effects all around the globe. And these guys are exactly right. I just came back from Europe, and every meeting I had, the only thing people were concerned about was

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1667.205 - 1670.166 Barack Obama

what's gonna happen in this next election because they understand what the stakes are.

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1671.167 - 1692.787 Jason Bateman

I'm sorry, just on that point, President Obama, were you surprised during those five years of the last administration how quickly that protection and passion for democracy was diluted, how prime the country was to just sort of dissolve and get lazy with it and let it go.

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1693.948 - 1720.804 Barack Obama

You know, I will say, and Bill saw this begin to happen during his presidency, it then accelerated during my presidency, I have been surprised that there haven't been guardrails inside the Republican Party. Trump didn't surprise me. No. I mean, I'd like... It's a natural conclusion. No, I mean, you watch Trump's campaign, you watch his career. He's never changed.

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1720.864 - 1740.306 Barack Obama

If you know anybody who's... He's a huckster. I mean, he comes from New York. There's nobody in New York who does business with him. No. Or lend him money. He's not considered a serious guy here, but... So I was surprised he was elected, but I wasn't surprised in terms of his behavior.

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1740.866 - 1761.951 Barack Obama

I did expect, and I suspect Bill and Joe, you'd agree with this, that there would be some folks in the Republican Party who would say, no, you can't go that far. You can't start praising Putin and saying that his intelligence is better than The U.S. intelligence agencies.

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1761.971 - 1767.979 Jason Bateman

Were you surprised that there were 60-some million people that bought it and voted for him and then did it again?

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1768.24 - 1801.165 Barack Obama

Well, you know, I think that we can't discount... the fact that the world's changing quick. And when the world changes quick, people get scared and they get confused. And we had a historic recession in 2008, 2009, where the financial system almost collapses. We'd obviously already gone through 9-11. You got globalization, you have suddenly people feeling as if they're losing manufacturing jobs.

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1801.685 - 1820.258 Barack Obama

Some of the towns in Illinois where I was representing, Arkansas where Bill was working, you see people starting to feel like they're losing status. suddenly you've got the internet and social media and people are being flooded with all kinds of stuff and they don't know how to sort it all out.

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1821.019 - 1836.527 Barack Obama

And when people get scared and concerned, then the appeal of somebody who says, I'm gonna make it like it used to be where you don't have to worry about it and men are men and women know their place. that message can sometimes have some appeal.

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1837.027 - 1858.147 Will Arnett

Look, again, I love this country. I am so... You better. I'm Canadian. It is the best country in the world. Well, you've only been to two countries, but... But it's... He watches CNN International, though. It's true. I'm in the Canada. No, I agree with that. And by the way, it's a phenomenal country. When it's at its best, it is the best.

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1858.167 - 1871.955 Joe Biden

Well, if the rest of the world looks to us, no matter what you say, no matter how you characterize it, there's not a single country in the world that does not think we're the single most consequential country in the world. Not a single one.

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1872.095 - 1872.856 Barack Obama

Including our enemies.

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1873.056 - 1875.557 Joe Biden

Including our enemies. I mean, across the board.

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1875.637 - 1887.673 Barack Obama

If there's a problem around the world, You know, if there's a natural disaster, if there is a crisis, nobody's calling Moscow or Beijing expecting them to help them. Everybody's looking to Washington.

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1887.713 - 1902.717 Joe Biden

But beyond that, here's the deal. Look, if you think about it, when Trump got elected, he said he's going to go America first, America alone. Look who he talks about his best friends being, Kim Jong-un. I'm serious.

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1903.117 - 1906.399 Will Arnett

Hey, listen, he won two golf championships last week.

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1906.419 - 1919.026 Joe Biden

The regular championship and the senior. I told him when he won. I told him he came into the upstairs oval and we bumped into each other. He said something about playing golf. I said, look, I'll give you two strokes if you carry your own bag.

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1921.26 - 1922.22 Jason Bateman

Hey, do you know this?

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1922.4 - 1929.142 Will Arnett

President Biden, do you know that Kim Jong-un, he had 18 holes in one once? Yeah, absolutely. We're not far off that with this guy.

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1929.622 - 1931.983 Sean Hayes

I'm looking forward to your guys' merch coming out.

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1932.923 - 1955.771 Jason Bateman

Do you guys have an apparatus, a mechanism whereby you can contact one another like this without anybody connecting? Like a bat phone? It's called a smartphone. Do you have one of these? Yeah, whatever. But could you do that? Great. Okay. Do you guys text each other? Yeah, I mean, like emojis and stuff.

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1956.452 - 1960.734 Joe Biden

I don't text much, but we pick up the phone and talk to each other. I love that. Do you really?

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1960.774 - 1963.095 Jason Bateman

With no one else listening and no one else connecting the call?

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1963.115 - 1971.859 Will Arnett

We can't be sure of that. We're not positive of the cyber side. But does President Obama, like he picks up and he goes, hang on, I'm going to add President Clinton. I'm going to merge calls.

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1972.439 - 1977.343 Barack Obama

That's a little too advanced. You might need a 25-year-old aide to help on the merger thing.

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1977.403 - 1982.987 Jason Bateman

I'll cut somebody off. I mean, one plus one plus one makes ten with you guys.

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1983.327 - 1990.913 Sean Hayes

I want to know, like, do you all miss something specific about the holding office? Obviously, except for you because you're in office. But do you guys miss something?

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1991.073 - 1994.475 Joe Biden

I miss not having office. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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1994.516 - 2027.029 Barack Obama

Go ahead. Look, everybody talks about Air Force One. Yeah, sure. Marine One. Yeah. It's pretty convenient, I won't lie. But I'll tell you the thing I miss the most is, you remember those music concerts I used to do at, You can basically invite anybody. And you have this concert. And I mean, we got Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney. Everybody will show up. They'll show up.

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2028.751 - 2045.208 Barack Obama

And they do these rehearsals the night before a lot of times. And you can kind of sneak down and you could just sit there and watch Mick Jagger practicing with B.B. King or something on a blues night. I do miss that. That's so good.

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2045.889 - 2049.149 Bill Clinton

I miss the fact they don't play a song when you walk in a room anymore. Sure.

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2049.349 - 2050.549 Barack Obama

Oh, we should have done that today.

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2050.569 - 2069.293 Bill Clinton

I was lost for three weeks after I left office. But let me tell you something serious. This is one reason that I so badly want President Biden to be reelected. What I really miss is the job. Not doing it. I'm glad. I believe in the two-term limit strongly.

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2069.373 - 2069.513 Sean Hayes

Yeah.

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2070.543 - 2098.829 Bill Clinton

But what I learned was on the worst day, when nothing was going right and problems were everywhere, there was still something you could do that would make somebody's life better. There is no job like that on earth. And I want somebody that I trust to make the most of that every day. Because there'll be bad days no matter who gets elected. But he'll get up and he'll start thinking about that.

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2099.73 - 2112.814 Bill Clinton

And I think his opponent will be thinking about himself. Who I can get even with, you know, who I can send away, who I can manage. Joe Biden will make the best of the bad days.

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2112.894 - 2132.002 Jason Bateman

And the team that you have assembled and your comfort with deferment, you know, you're, I don't know, for me personally, I just, I love leaders that have, the confidence to hire those that they respect, that might make them a little nervous.

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2132.122 - 2152.553 Will Arnett

And also not to think that you're the... You're the smartest guy about it. You're going to have every... We've had leaders like that in the middle part of the last century who were put into government by presidents of old, and they made a lot of decisions that they thought that they were right about, and they were... Terrible people.

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2152.693 - 2157.716 Will Arnett

And when you let somebody... When that happens, when you think that you've got all the answers is the moment you don't.

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2157.776 - 2167.944 Jason Bateman

Like Ron Klain, you know, bringing us out of COVID. Like, it's just... And on and on and on. The way in which that you've surrounded yourself with the absolute best this country has to offer.

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2168.024 - 2186.032 Joe Biden

I made a commitment. I have an administration that looked like America. I have more women in my cabinet. I've appointed more black circuit court judges than every other president combined in American history. I've kept my commitment of putting a black woman on the Supreme Court. I've had an opportunity to go out and get the best people.

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2186.412 - 2197.917 Joe Biden

And by the way, I sometimes pick the phone and ask these guys who they think are the best people. And I'm looking for people that most of all, though, not just are good, but care about what they're doing.

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2198.177 - 2205.544 Jason Bateman

Whereas the other guy is only hiring people that won't talk back, you know? And that's like... Oh, mine talk back. Yeah, love it.

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2205.704 - 2220.298 Will Arnett

What are those things that you look back on? Because the other guy has, as we know, no capacity for this. And President Obama, I'll start with you. What are the things that you think about that keep you... Are there things that you look back and you go, geez, I wish that had worked out a little bit better?

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2221.141 - 2244.426 Barack Obama

Not necessarily regrets, but things that you would wish had... Handing off the baton in 2016, definitely. But I think Bill's point is the right one, which is when you're sitting in that office, you are essentially a relay runner. You've taken a bunch of problems from the previous president, and you're working through them as best you can.

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2244.466 - 2266.338 Barack Obama

You're running the best race you can, and then you hand it off. During that time where you've got the baton in your hand and you're running... if you are focused on every day, can I make things a little bit better? Because you're not gonna make them perfect. There are too many problems, they're too hard. If you can make them a little better, then a lot of people are helped.

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2267.179 - 2279.847 Barack Obama

So the Affordable Care Act wasn't perfect. We didn't get everybody health insurance, but we got- It was a big deal. Tens of millions of people. Yeah. Really big deal. We got tens of millions of people- You can say the real quote on the show.

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2279.887 - 2281.808 Sean Hayes

It was a big fucking deal.

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2282.589 - 2309.81 Barack Obama

We got tens of millions of people health insurance and- My successor tried to kill it. Didn't succeed because it was starting to actually work. You get it passed on to Joe, and what does he do? He then takes what's already in place and builds on it. You know, expands the subsidies so that more people can start getting on it. Expands Medicaid so that more people can get on it. And so...

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2311.363 - 2330.876 Barack Obama

With all the changes he made, you know, health care in America is still not perfect. There's still folks who are, you know, having a tough time. But what has happened is that even more people have gotten coverage. And now Joe caps insulin at $35, which means that people who've got diabetes and really desperately need help, they're not getting price gouged.

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2330.956 - 2352.909 Barack Obama

And he's negotiating with Big Pharma to make sure that drug prices are affordable the way they are in Canada. Thank you. I'll take credit for that. So what you get are these incremental steps. To answer your question, Will, you're never satisfied when you leave because there's always going to be a bunch of stuff that's undone.

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2353.49 - 2374.415 Barack Obama

But I couldn't have done the Affordable Care Act if Bill hadn't made the efforts he did around the children's health insurance program. And Joe then builds on us. And that's what you're hoping for each and every time. And let me say this, the last point I'll make. It's not always just Democrats. George Bush and I had a huge number of differences.

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2375.816 - 2407.231 Barack Obama

But he set up this program called PEPFAR that provided drugs and support and help for people in sub-Saharan Africa and around the world who had HIV in the midst of the HIV-AIDS epidemic. And because of his program, millions of lives, tens of millions of lives were saved. And we then built on that program. So it doesn't just have to be a partisan thing.

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2407.351 - 2422.621 Barack Obama

Part of what you want, though, is somebody with Joe's decency and basic focus on the American people and who have a sense of responsibility to say, all right, I've inherited some stuff. Some of it's good. Some of it are problems. What more can I do? And that's the attitude Joe has. Yeah.

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2424.414 - 2438.023 Sean Hayes

We'll be right back. So then what are the issues coming up that people are focusing on that you believe are the wrong things or they may be the right things and what should they be focusing on?

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2438.487 - 2454.354 Joe Biden

I think they should be focused on a couple things. Number one, we're going to, in the second term, God willing, we're going to make sure that we do something about gun violence in this country. The idea that we allow assault weapons to be sold in magazines with 100 rounds is just bizarre.

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2454.934 - 2463.058 Will Arnett

Well, President Biden, I'm so glad to hear you say that because that was going to be my other question, which is, the Democrats never said we want to take your guns away.

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2463.798 - 2485.304 Joe Biden

Absolutely not. You never said that. You said, we've got to be smart about what's going on. You just don't need to kill a deer with an AR-15. The Second Amendment, which I, when I taught law school, the Second Amendment wasn't absolute ever. You weren't able to have a cannon when you were, you know, the liberty is water with the blood of patriots. I mean, that's a bunch of crap.

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2485.725 - 2493.132 Sean Hayes

Well, it kind of brings us back to... President, we have a listener question that he already knows about, but if you want to read it to him, it's a listener call-in question.

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2493.152 - 2493.733 Will Arnett

Uh-oh.

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2493.973 - 2512.386 Jason Bateman

Okay. This is unusual, but I think I know who it's from. We have a caller here. Mr. President, I'm assuming he's talking about Mr. President Biden here. You have done so much for this country in the past three short years. You've been the architect of an incredible bipartisan infrastructure deal. Under your leadership, America has been running a white-hot economy.

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2512.427 - 2531.694 Jason Bateman

Inflation has been plummeting and unemployment remains at an all-time historic low. But like so many Americans, I dread the possibility of having to listen to the grating voice of a narcissist man-child on our airwaves for God knows how many more years. He's a bully that can barely manage his own personal... his personal own life. I have a feeling this is about me.

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2532.154 - 2552.682 Jason Bateman

Has the strangest tan... No, that's Will. And he takes golf way more seriously than any adult man should. So, Mr. President, my question is, now that you're sitting directly across from Will Arnett, is there nothing you or Congress can do to get him to shut his big fat mouth? I'll take my question, my answer off the air. That's Justin T. from New York City.

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2552.782 - 2553.763 Will Arnett

Justin Theroux.

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2553.783 - 2555.143 Jason Bateman

Justin Theroux, sleeveless.

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2555.163 - 2563.448 Joe Biden

We don't know if it's Theroux. Justin, there are certain powers that are beyond the presidency. That's well beyond my presidential power.

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2563.508 - 2567.95 Will Arnett

I asked you, President Biden, last time if you'd make me golf czar, and you never answered me.

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2569.331 - 2572.072 Joe Biden

I had to call Trump. He wasn't sure.

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2572.692 - 2586.215 Will Arnett

I want to know, like... I just wanted to say we're kind of back where we started, which was the whole idea of the messaging and what's good for people. And we're all so hung up on, are you Democrat? Are you blue or red?

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2586.535 - 2611.349 Bill Clinton

Yeah, but that's what the campaigns are for. Look, the average voter wants to do the right thing. but how much bandwidth they have for politics. I mean, you gotta pay the bills, they gotta take care of the kids' healthcare, they gotta make sure your school business is all right if you have children who are school age. I mean, there's just so many things they have to do. That's our job.

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2611.85 - 2621.755 Bill Clinton

That's partly why we're here. That's why... You're doing a public service by asking us questions. That's what campaigns are for. That's what you have to use them for.

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2621.895 - 2638.14 Jason Bateman

It seems like they're sort of making it sort of this binary choice between social issues or pocketbook issues. And if you're going to go for the social issues, then you're going to take a hit on the pocket. If you're going to vote for pocketbook issues, you're going to lose all the social issues.

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2639.34 - 2655.304 Joe Biden

But here's the truth. The truth is almost all the rational positions on socialism and on those issues that are like unions, for example, they all in fact grow the economy if you do the right thing. They grow the economy.

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2655.924 - 2684.273 Barack Obama

The economy grew under Bill, it grew under Joe, it grew under me, and the reason it grows is when everybody's got a stake, when everybody's making money. Morale. When people are getting paid decent wages, they have decent benefits, they feel better, they go shopping, they might even listen to this podcast. They've got to be pretty bored.

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2685.614 - 2704.296 Barack Obama

But the point is that American economic history shows whenever... Prosperity is broadly based, you know, and all of us ran campaigns with this basic premise that if you give everybody a fair shot, everybody does better.

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2704.736 - 2711.001 Will Arnett

So this whole idea that we got to somehow make it great again is a fallacy.

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2711.021 - 2712.081 Barack Obama

It's such a joke.

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2712.101 - 2719.006 Will Arnett

You got to fill in with fear. Because we've never been in better. And my next question, Die Hard, is it a Christmas movie? LAUGHTER

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2719.646 - 2739.684 Jason Bateman

I'm kidding. President Biden, if you could resurrect one person from the past to come hang out in the Oval Office, you update them on the current state of things, what's their advice? Who would you bring in to give you some perspective on that?

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2740.49 - 2772.049 Joe Biden

It'd be a hard choice for me between Lincoln, because we are such a divided nation and how he dealt with it, and possibly... Possibly Roosevelt. But look, I think the country is in much better shape than we're talking about it. I don't mean finance. It is. We have the best economy in the world, the strongest one in the world, period. Everyone, if you know how China's going to eat our lunch,

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2772.469 - 2794.751 Joe Biden

Notice who China's coming to talk to all the time now, right? The idea that Russia was going... I want to tell you a quote. I got a call from Dr. Kissinger before he died, about 10 days before he died. And I asked me to give him a call. And I call and he said the following thing. He said, you know, he said, not since Napoleon has Europe not looked over its shoulder at Russia with dread.

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2795.732 - 2812.766 Joe Biden

And then you guys came along, you strengthened NATO, you expanded it, and that's changed. You've changed it all. Well, this guy's changed it all, but he doesn't care. He doesn't care. And that's what the rest of the world looks at us and says, do you have any interest in our concern? And can you imagine us being able to avoid a European war?

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2813.447 - 2822.71 Joe Biden

Can you imagine that's why the hell we set up NATO in the first place? Can you imagine what we're, I mean, there's, it's just, he has no sense of anything.

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2822.73 - 2826.151 Will Arnett

He doesn't, he doesn't believe in anything. We know that, right?

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2826.171 - 2831.933 Joe Biden

There's no, he believes in one thing. He believes in selling what he going to benefit him personally. Right.

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2832.864 - 2860.952 Barack Obama

Well, and I do think that there's one other thing. You were talking about, Jason, social issues versus economic issues. And why is it that sometimes things look good, but people don't feel good all the time? Part of it is, as I said before, things are changing. Folks are nervous. But underneath all the polarization that people are getting through TikTok and...

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2862.295 - 2885.813 Barack Obama

you know, social media and cable news. Bill's point about the average person just wanting to do the right thing, they actually don't want folks arguing all the time. They're really not looking for sort of a death match, you know, on every single issue. They'd like to see people be treating each other decently.

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2885.833 - 2888.795 Will Arnett

Right, they don't want to go to Walmart and argue with their neighbor.

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2889.295 - 2919.279 Barack Obama

about whether they're a Democrat. Or if you're in a little league, right, and you're sitting at your kid's soccer game, and you've got the parent next to you, you want to talk about kids and soccer. And I do think that underneath all this... demonization and anger that people make money off of and that gets a lot of clicks. People do want to see some decency and common sense.

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2919.64 - 2950.042 Barack Obama

And I think Joe represents that. And his administration represents that. And if we can break through, all of us doing the work of a campaign, just to remind folks of what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature, then I think we're going to be okay. But the challenge we've got is anger and resentment and calling people names gets more attention.

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2950.922 - 2970.444 Barack Obama

And we do have to... One thing we do have to... I'm not sure, Jason, that in order to do the show, the performance you talked about, that it has to be pugilistic, that it has to be... hitting the other guy in the nose. It does have to be entertaining. You do have to be able to

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2973.305 - 2997.29 Barack Obama

Bill, Joe, me, when I'm doing okay, it's about telling stories that people can relate to because people can't relate to facts and numbers and figures as much as they can relate to stories. And to personal experience. And personal experience. That's what people relate to. And that performing by telling people stories, reminding them,

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2998.237 - 3019.205 Barack Obama

who they are, what family means to them, what it means to struggle and overcome. Joe, you know, what he had to overcome in terms of getting where he was. Bill, a master storyteller, talking about what it was like growing up, single mom, Arkansas. Those are the things that really, I think, resonate with people.

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3019.225 - 3026.247 Barack Obama

And if we can get more of that instead of the kind of name calling that we're seeing out here, I think we'll do okay.

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3026.267 - 3048.811 Joe Biden

That's why you let people know you understand what their concerns are. Look, I mean, think about it. Everybody's gone through some tough times. But my dad used to have an expression, I swear to God. He said, Joey, a job is about a lot more than a paycheck. It's about your dignity. It's about respect. It's being able to look your kid in the eye and say everything's going to be okay.

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3049.091 - 3071.115 Joe Biden

And there's a shot of it. That's what the three of us have tried to do. Look, if you can earn a billion bucks and you do it legally, great. I'm a capitalist, fine. Just start paying your damn taxes. You know what a billionaire is paying taxes? By the way, We have just one example, the extreme. We have 1,000 billionaires in America right now.

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3071.675 - 3093.88 Joe Biden

If they paid a 25% instead of 8.2% what they pay now, just 25%, they raise $400 million over the next billion dollars over the next 10 years. We could take care of child care, which increases productivity. We could take care of elder care, which increases productivity. Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Screw 25. Why don't they pay 40? Look, here's the deal. That's what everyone else is paying.

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3093.9 - 3096.3 Will Arnett

Now who's Canadian? That's what I was thinking.

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3096.661 - 3102.282 Joe Biden

No, no, but I'm just making the point that you don't have to be extreme in anything to get this done.

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3102.902 - 3131.712 Will Arnett

Don't forget that Trump's dad once said, get that family out of 14G. Hey, listen. Listen. If this comes out and we... And it's helpful at all. Is there a chance that the three of us could be on a bill of your designation, President Biden? Maybe a special $250 bill or something? Yeah, something like that. With our dumb faces on it. Yeah, I think it should be. Think about it.

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3131.732 - 3134.793 Will Arnett

Don't give us an answer. We'll see you at the inauguration. $3 bill. $3 bill. Thank you.

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3137.014 - 3138.676 Sean Hayes

Well, I've been called as queer as a $3 bill.

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3138.876 - 3146.704 Will Arnett

But anyway. Honestly, listen, we've taken up way too much of your time. You gentlemen are very, very busy. We thank you. Really, really cool. Thank you.

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3146.724 - 3153.951 Barack Obama

It's just moving to be in front of the three of you. Thanks for doing it. Thank you so, so much. Really important. Appreciate it. Thank you, guys. Have a great time. Thank you. Have fun tonight.

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3154.271 - 3165.956 Jason Bateman

All right, guys. Wow. Oh, boy. That was cool. That happened right there. I'm very proud of us for keeping it together, keeping it classy.

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3165.976 - 3168.017 Will Arnett

How are you guys feeling about it? That's crazy, right?

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3168.257 - 3187.01 Jason Bateman

Yeah. I feel like I'm in good hands, right, when I'm around those guys? Absolutely. Boy. Anyway, that was a real privilege for the three of us. I hope our listeners enjoyed that as much as we did, irrespective of your political affiliation.

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3188.091 - 3201.38 Jason Bateman

Being able, you know, three knuckleheads like us sitting across from three leaders of the free world is nothing the three of us ever expected we'd be able to do. So thank you guys as listeners for enabling that.

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3201.48 - 3205.962 Sean Hayes

Yeah. How about the Secret Service people on the way in and on the way out?

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3205.982 - 3221.108 Will Arnett

You know, Sean was disappointed because he had heard, he was having the impression that we were going to have a visit to the Secret Circus, and he thought that that was the thing. He thought that there was a secret, yeah. I bought peanuts. And he said he wanted to see bears riding bicycles.

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3221.628 - 3243.942 Sean Hayes

I'm like, I could see that at home for free. Hell no. Wait, so let me ask you guys, were you nervous? Because at the beginning of it, I remember saying, I thought I'd be more nervous, but because they're so relaxed and I feel like, you know, they just speak so freely. You feel like you connect with them. The nerves went away a little bit.

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3243.962 - 3249.324 Jason Bateman

They're very good at disarming the folks that are sitting across from them.

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3249.744 - 3255.409 Will Arnett

They were very chillaxed. I found them to be very chillaxed, and that's how I would describe them.

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3255.73 - 3258.913 Sean Hayes

But then when I wasn't talking, I was nervous. I was listening to you guys.

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3259.673 - 3263.937 Will Arnett

I gotta say, I felt pretty chillaxed. If you say it one more time, I'm gonna hang up.

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3264.878 - 3267.279 Jason Bateman

I'm going to shut the computer.

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3267.299 - 3269.22 Will Arnett

I want it back. I want it back.

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3269.941 - 3283.388 Jason Bateman

By the way, I think it was you that explained to me what the Netflix and chill phrase is. I never knew what the hell that meant. It annoyed me quite a bit. But then was it you that told me it's code for having sex? Is that right? Well...

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3284.188 - 3292.832 Will Arnett

I don't know if I want to get into more like the fact that you're a dad or that we're back in 2017. I don't know which one I want to hit first. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

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3294.113 - 3296.074 Jason Bateman

By the way, have you guys heard this band Public Enemy?

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3296.394 - 3317.887 Will Arnett

Fuck me, man. You're killing me. This is a group? You are killing me. I do want to say with the presidents, it was incredible. You know, and I mentioned this too, which was that the one thing that you can't deny, no matter where you are on the sort of political spectrum, if you will... is that under President Biden, the Jobs numbers have been incredible.

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3317.947 - 3325.194 Will Arnett

And I think that he has earned the moniker Joe Jobs. Joe Jobs. He is, to me, he's Joe Jobs. That is great.

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3325.754 - 3334.442 Jason Bateman

That's great. Joe Jobs. Yeah. Joey Jobinstein. Sure, sure, sure. Whatever you want, Joey. Joey Jobs.

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3335.783 - 3356.868 Jason Bateman

yeah joe jobs is great i love that joe jobs well because what unemployment is at a 50 year low yeah right i think we covered um the economy is at an all-time high it really is meaning inflation is going to work itself out but that's not his fault at all that was something that pre the covid and the whole all that other stuff i'm not smart enough to describe but

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3357.168 - 3378.495 Will Arnett

No, and we never went into that recession that they thought would happen and that a lot of that was due to supply chain stuff, issues, et cetera, et cetera. So we're definitely back on. But the one thing that you can't argue with is the jobs. Like, it's just irrefutable, right? So, again, I don't care where you fall. I'm not saying he's better than your guy or your guy, whatever. I mean, he is.

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3378.575 - 3383.377 Jason Bateman

But what I'm saying is— Whether you're a Republican or Democrat, you need a job, and he's the guy that's bringing it.

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3383.777 - 3399.202 Sean Hayes

Yeah, because he's Joe Jobs. So you have Obama and Clinton, and then we used this one before, but it's pretty beautiful. Go ahead, Sean. And Biden. Biden.

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3399.962 - 3401.183 Jason Bateman

Joe Jobs. Smart.

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3412.294 - 3420.213 Will Arnett

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