A big church update, Andy being a man of generational integrity, a soccer playoff game for the books, parents who go too hard in their kids sports games, and Elizabeth’s recent colonoscopy results! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at: oneskin.co ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00: Intro 02:34: Pizza Beans 08:22: Church Rumors 18:39: Mr. Integrity 28:22: Taller Than He Appears 30:17: A Difficult Weigh In 33:03: The Soccer Game 55:09: Let's Party Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What church rumor is discussed in this episode?
Oh, boy.
It isn't too big. Actually, I couldn't watch your YouTube videos because Andy's head looked too small compared to Elizabeth's.
That's called overcompensating, Andy.
Also, okay, wait, I better pause right there. It is, I got to figure out a new way. I think my new thing is I'm going to try to make the microphones look the same size in the video.
Smart, smart. You need to have a, what's that called?
A reference.
But what's it called in like when you're doing science tests?
A control.
A control.
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Chapter 2: What does Mr. Integrity mean in the context of the podcast?
You might have body dysmorphia. Yeah.
It would be funny if you looked at one of the YouTube videos and you were like, what the fuck is he thinking?
Your head is like the Beetlejuice. But you do have a, your nose is bigger.
Yes, yes.
And that's fine.
That's fine. Kiana, give the YouTube videos one more chance, because I'm going to get it dialed in with our control slash reference. Okay. Also, I have some family meal ideas. Potato and leek soup.
Oh, I fucking love a potato. You do? I love leeks, and I don't even know that I've ever cooked with them.
I don't think I like leeks.
Oh, you would like leeks.
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Chapter 3: How does Andy feel about parents at kids' sports games?
Chapter 4: What insights does Elizabeth share about her colonoscopy results?
Yeah, but you know, you love cauliflower.
I do.
And you love onions, grilled onions and stuff like that.
So they're in between the two, you think?
I think you would love leeks.
Okay, next one. Pizza beans. Pizza beans. Kiana, how the hell are we supposed to know what pizza beans is?
Wait, I have to look up pizza beans. Hang on.
All right, I'll keep going while you look that up. Pasta with green sauce. Wait, what the fuck is going on, Kiana?
What do you mean? It's like pesto sauce.
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Chapter 5: What meal ideas are suggested in this episode?
Chapter 6: What are the details surrounding the soccer game mentioned?
Chapter 7: How does generational integrity play a role in the discussion?
So I posted about a broccoli cheddar soup recently and everyone, everyone, three people were like, what's the recipe? It's smitten kitchen. And I keep talking about the soup. I think it affected me more than anyone else in the family. It was so good.
God, I'm going to take you down a peg or two. Are you ready? Is it the same broccoli soup you normally make?
It's the one I just made two weeks ago.
I know, but you've made broccoli cheddar soup before. Do you always make the Smitten Kitchen one?
No.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll leave it there then.
You're such a dick. Wait, you didn't love that? You didn't love that soup?
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of the pizza beans mentioned?
I'm not saying it out of spiteful. Your mom, though, could 100% start going to, I don't know. I'm trying to think. She could start going to a Jewish synagogue. And she's married to a Jewish man. And just be like, well, I'm Jewish now. That could happen.
No, I don't think so. And we have 50 plus years evidence that that never happened because she probably would have had to take in all the steps.
I'm not saying it's a hypothetical. I don't know why this is bumming you out so much.
Because integrity is generational and the Rosens have integrity.
So you're taking this, me saying this about your mom in a way where I'm also saying this about you because I don't think this about you.
I know you don't. And what I actually think is happening is. I think you're saying actually a lot more about yourself than you are my mom, actually. That's what I think. Because I really don't think you have proof of this.
I don't. It's just a vibe.
I want to talk to your brother.
I just want to talk to your brother and see if he would... Let's have a conversation with your brother. Neither of us says anything other than... Could you, like, conceive of your mom, bless her heart, deciding that she was a religion and just now stating that's how she identifies? Here's another thing about it. Uh-huh. Is your mom, actually, you know what? This is based on something.
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