International Fugitive Explains Why The Cops Can't Catch Him | John Boseak

74.77 - 91.824 Matt Cox

you know, so I'm assuming it was a process server that he, maybe he worked for the post office. I don't know. I don't think so though. He didn't, wasn't driving a post office thing, you know, but he did have a little pad. And so he knocked, I, I had this, that somebody rings the doorbell. I come downstairs, I open the door. What's I'm like, yeah, what's up.

91.844 - 113.845 Matt Cox

And at first I thought, cause he had the pad in his hand and it was a small one. And I thought, you know, I'm looking for a package and I was like, Hey, what's up? And then he said, are you John Boziak? And I was like, no, no, And he goes, he said, does he live here? And I went, no. And he said, do you know where he's at? And I went, Thailand. And he goes, really? They always say this.

113.865 - 121.733 Matt Cox

They always go, really? And I'm like, yeah. I said, I know it sounds crazy, but yeah. And he goes, huh? He goes, hold on a second. He starts looking.

123.716 - 125.477 John J. Boziak

Trying to find a picture to make sure you weren't me.

126.275 - 145.852 Matt Cox

No, I don't know. I, you know, he said, I said, what's going on? He said, I don't, it doesn't really give me an option for Thailand. He said, it gives you like 10, 10 different excuses I can put. He said, I don't know. I guess I'll just put mood. And he's like, he said, okay. He said, uh, thanks. I said, all right, no problem. That was it. But that's when I, uh, I remembered that.

164.793 - 178.127 John J. Boziak

Oh, you're running. I'm a scumbag. Fucking I'm a deadbeat dad. I'm running from child support. I need to face my problems. I need to come back to the US and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, listen, I want to clear something up immediately right now before we even get into this.

178.828 - 179.028 Matt Cox

Okay.

179.508 - 202.421 John J. Boziak

I have never been ordered by a judge to pay child support my entire life. I have never been in front of a judge and been ordered to pay child support. I have never taken a paternity test to prove that I'm the father to even get me in front of a judge to be ordered to pay child support. I'm not running from child support, technically. I'm not going to let them serve me any papers.

202.961 - 222.18 John J. Boziak

Listen, I'm not going to let some girl I knew for three days ruin the rest of my life, period. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen to me. I watched my father go through that his entire life. Listen, my dad's a good guy. Never broke the law, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs. He's not a scumbag. And he was always in jail for child support because of my mom.

222.9 - 229.143 John J. Boziak

OK, I'm not going to live my life like that, period. They're not going to get one single penny out of me. I promise you that.

380.56 - 386.303 Matt Cox

you know, I wonder if she like, cause obviously she's going to have sex with Josh. So, you know, probably fairly quickly.

386.363 - 392.805 John J. Boziak

So I'm wondering if she's had Josh sex with Josh while she, before, cause she was living with Josh when I met her.

393.546 - 393.866 Matt Cox

Okay.

394.326 - 403.17 John J. Boziak

Because I, he was, she's like his cousin or some shit. Yeah, exactly. Dude, it's all, where is this? Backwoods fucking Nebraska.

403.91 - 404.171 Matt Cox

All right.

803.12 - 819.613 John J. Boziak

Like nobody was coming to, you know, give me anything at the door, no process servers or nothing like that. So after I moved from California to Phoenix, my cousin that I was living with told me that process servers were coming by the house trying to serve me paperwork. And then when I moved to Phoenix, I was a ghost.

820.013 - 839.801 John J. Boziak

I didn't register my driver's license, address, none of that out there when I was out there for that very reason. And I went and lived in an office space that I was using. I wasn't supposed to live there. I was using it. I rented like an office to build like a podcast studio. Right. And I just I had like a futon. I was just sleeping on the futon. I had a little mini fridge and a microwave. Right.

841.204 - 849.892 John J. Boziak

I used to go to the gym. I used to go to the gym every morning and shower and fucking I had it going on in Phoenix. But then when I moved to when I came to stay with you, I moved from Phoenix.

851.154 - 875.839 Matt Cox

So, OK, so then let me think. Let me think. So then after you had moved here, after that guy had come, the couple of them, then I got another one. Then one day I remember the it was the mail lady. Right. Like the mailman, the chick from the mail lady, she came. Same thing. No, he doesn't live here. It's been gone months. Then I want to say, I don't know if you you had left. You left.

876.159 - 892.284 Matt Cox

I had a sheriff come by after you left because I remember I called you. I said, bro, sheriff came by. He came by. Hey, are you John Boziak? And I was like, no, no. I said, Eddie goes, what did he say? He said, does he live here? And I went, no, I said he moved. He said, you know where we moved?

947.57 - 971.279 John J. Boziak

They know where I'm at now, so they can piss off. Because what's the state of Nebraska going to extradite me from fucking Thailand for a paternity test? Get the... Come on. Listen, if something like that were to happen, listen, they would play hell with me. I would be the most unruly person they have ever dealt with their entire life. I guarantee you that.

972.739 - 978.981 John J. Boziak

They would have me in one of those Hannibal Lecter masks and strapped into a chair, wheeling me into the courtroom. I guarantee you that.

982.221 - 987.198 Matt Cox

And you, yeah, you've already got a passport. There's nothing they can do.

988.178 - 997.742 John J. Boziak

They can't even put a warrant out for my arrest. This is civil. They're trying to serve me paperwork. They can't put a warrant out for my arrest. I'm not going to jail. I haven't broken any laws.

998.522 - 1022.148 Matt Cox

Because I remember after the cop came, we were like, whoa, this is getting serious. And I called one of the lawyers that I've had on here. Okay. What was his name? Mike was his name. I forget his name. He was hilarious, too. But I called him and got him on the phone and said, listen, let me explain the situation. And I laid it down very clearly. Here's what's going on. And laid it out.

1581.186 - 1582.046 Matt Cox

How much is that flight?

1582.887 - 1585.728 John J. Boziak

I paid $700. No, from Tampa all the way, all the flight to $700?

1585.768 - 1588.349 Matt Cox

To get here. I paid $780 for my flight to get here. You paid a year in advance.

1596.634 - 1601.937 John J. Boziak

Oh, I bought my, I bought my plane ticket the day I got my passport. So I got my passport in what? October.

1603.358 - 1603.798 Matt Cox

Oh, okay.

1817.762 - 1818.742 Matt Cox

He's trying to make up for it.

1818.782 - 1828.988 John J. Boziak

But now, I guess, the person I talked to said he's trying to... I would think by the time you get to 10 million subs, you'd have that figured out that you need to put out longer-form content to make more money.

1829.168 - 1834.111 Matt Cox

But he's figuring... Oh, look, listen. He's got a production set. This guy's not...

1835.351 - 1837.752 John J. Boziak

he's not, he's not, he's not pressed about that YouTube check.

1839.033 - 1857.8 Matt Cox

He's kicking ass. So, and he's a lawyer now. So, but he's, I think obviously he's starting to figure out, or maybe he's going to start a new channel. I don't know. They're going to fly me out for, for like, I'm literally flying out one night, doing the thing, flying back the next day. That's it. So whatever, that's, you know, 24 hours.

2877.315 - 2903.38 John J. Boziak

talking about suing me like they're better than that those are way better yeah yeah i mean his are good i just figured it out i i watched a tutorial on uh on youtube on somebody with who had a merch store and they were showing this is how you design tees this is the resources this is the website you go to to download the free png um i forget what they're called it's like uh uh some kind of clip art and that's what i use as the main image for my for my um

2905.478 - 2927.13 John J. Boziak

T-shirt design are these clip art, free clip art images. And then I just downloaded font packs from the internet. And then I just throw everything into Photoshop. I throw the clip art in and then I just play with the font. I can bend it. I can change the color. I can do a gradient on the font. I can add little splashes in the background. You know, whatever. And yeah, they're awesome.

2927.15 - 2943.824 John J. Boziak

They're selling. The fucking T-shirts are actually selling. But dig this. there's a place right down the street from here, like a mall. It's called fortune town, which it's not really, it's, it's a mall, but it's more of like a, just like a business complex. And they like sell like electronics and other, but on the fourth floor, there's a place that does screen printing t-shirts.

2946.499 - 2949.461 John Smith

What's that? Like real screen printing. They do both.

2949.661 - 2961.468 John J. Boziak

So they do heat press and they do screen printing. I haven't made it. I haven't had to make any screens yet because I want to see which designs do the best. And then I'm going to pick the best one, like a top selling design. And then I'm going to go and I'm gonna have the screens made so that they can do the screen.