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Legends of Avantris

Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It

Thu, 27 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the plot recap and setup for this episode?

1.33 - 17.044 Beauregard T. Raccoon

Welcome to Legends of Avantris. I'm Mikey Gilder and you're listening to Uprooted. Here's what happened last time. Consult Nostradamus. I mean Quasimodo. I mean we've been begging you to.

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Chapter 2: What are the vagabonds' options moving forward?

18.125 - 45.293 Unnamed Character 4

I'm just saying it's very busy. Figure out what to do next. Mr. Ledoux still thinks that Jean-Claude is Jean-Luc. I think, really, we have two broad options. OK. All right. I wish to decide. One is run. Two is kill the magistrate. And then, depending, I think we should vote and decide which one of those we want to do first. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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45.313 - 53.725 Booker

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for collecting these votes. Thank you for coming up with the plans and helping me tally them.

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54.527 - 64.459 Unnamed Character 4

And time for first! Is Pottsville in the Hollywood? Pottsville?

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65.08 - 72.587 Booker

Freeboots! Yes! Yeah! We got to go grab old Bo. Get out of here.

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72.827 - 77.812 Unnamed Character 4

We got to get your dad. And Jean-Claude, if you want to shoot on Mr. Ledoux's desk, that's fine. Just take him. You're welcome.

77.912 - 93.822 Booker

I really am. You got to get up. You got to pack what you can. Pack light. We got to get out of here. We're skipping town and running to Pottsville. We're getting out of here. We're getting you out of here. Pottsville. To be honest, they wanted us to murder somebody to clean your debt. And we didn't want to do it. We voted a lot. It was too many votes. There's no more time to explain.

94.022 - 95.663 Booker

You got to come with us now. What?

96.164 - 99.426 Unnamed Character 10

P.S. Enjoy my last surprise.

104.83 - 107.457 Unnamed Character 1

I'm gonna kill that accountant!

Chapter 3: How do the characters plan their escape?

674.376 - 675.816 Unnamed Character 1

I completely forgot. Okay.

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675.936 - 676.557 Peggy

All right.

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676.697 - 677.337 Unnamed Character 1

All right.

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677.357 - 681.578 Peggy

We're going to have to try this again. Oh, thank God. I just missed you.

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681.598 - 683.239 Unnamed Character 1

You guys were dead. You were strangers.

683.359 - 687.22 Peggy

I thought you were dead. Okay, okay, okay. Look at the fly again. Look at the fly again.

692.887 - 697.591 Mikey Gilder

It's wow, I swear, you guys got horribly killed.

697.631 - 703.877 Peggy

Yeah, and when we walk away from you, you're gonna see us die all over again. I'm gonna cast my last spell slot. What is it, 15? 15.

709.468 - 710.288 Unnamed Character 9

That's fucking good.

Chapter 4: What happens when the group tries to deceive the townsfolk?

3240.409 - 3246.053 Peggy

I got a nine, so I occasionally have an asthma attack and slow us down for 15 to 20 minutes.

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3246.213 - 3265.766 Unnamed Character 9

Got it. John Claude and Grumling. I got a 12, and I don't think I've ever traveled through the woods before. Oh, no. So very, very frequently I'd be asking for stops so we could take a brief sit down and I could massage my bunions that are growing.

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3266.087 - 3269.889 Booker

Roughly every time begging is an asthma attack. Yeah, exactly right.

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3270.049 - 3272.791 Unnamed Character 10

I rolled a 16, and I think it's a plus two, so 18.

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3273.632 - 3273.832 Unnamed Character 4

Nice, 18.

3273.872 - 3274.272 Unnamed Character 10

18, yeah.

3274.312 - 3274.853 Beauregard T. Raccoon

Okay.

3276.534 - 3278.075 Unnamed Character 10

A woodsman. A woodsman.

3278.095 - 3279.376 Beauregard T. Raccoon

I'm going to roll with the Borogar.

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