Peggy
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Yeah, I unfortunately cannot become invisible because it's quite cold.
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Oh, I thought he made the cobbled stones all over the ground.
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He collected the souls of at least hundreds of people.
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Is that a reference to something? The souls of the shoes of at least a hundred people.
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I've been thanking George to sting him, but I don't know if that's going to help in any way outside of the fact that it will hurt.
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Should we? set up some kind of protection just in case someone who's not your dad is like, what's that? And comes to investigate.
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Well, but we did just convince the cobbler maker that we were carried off by the Eyrie, so the sounds of bird calls coming out of the forest, you don't,
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I could spill grease on the ground if you want. I mean, summon grease from me, though.
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Is that true? Yeah. Haven't you ever been on the beach and these gigantic fucking horseflies land on your leg and they just sting the shit out of you? And you're like, I'm trying to read my goddamn book, you piece of garbage. And you keep swatting them away, but they come back and they sting you over and over again. They're fucking on your legs.
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Yeah, they're biting. They need the blood for sex stuff. Oh, I thought that was just penetration because they were fucking on your legs.
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Are you sure? Hey, can you hold on? How do you keep having hair so much? All over your waddle all the time.
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He's sweating profusely. Yeah, I'm a little worried.
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I mean, to be fair, Grumly, that's how a lot of families are made.
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All the perverts were on the under level of a catamaran?
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Yeah, I was actually gonna say, should we find something to kill and smear its blood all over it so that it looks like we were murdered in the woods?
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Just can't wait to be on the road again. I mean, I'm fine with slicing through from my palm to my elbow and squeezing out a bit of juice just to make sure that our cover's made.
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As long as we're not doing anything over the next week that I'm going to need both hands for, then I think we'll be fine. Can I pull out a dagger?
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I do have some strange dreams, but we don't need to get into that.
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No, I had a deviled egg yesterday. No, not one of you.
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LAUGHTER I think I would know if I had consumed, I'm brandishing the blade around. I think I would have known if I was consuming everything, all right?
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I just feel that adding a little blood to this situation wouldn't be a negative. But if you know a squeamish about death,
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I'm feeling a little introverted. So I'm not sure I'm up for big family gatherings, and with the old coot back here, I think we got enough family for one lifetime.
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The boxes split open. We need water, and then we also need some kind of milk.
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You know, most of us get our milk from almonds. You just squeeze the teats and then... Almond teats? Almond teats.
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You can get a lot of milk out of just a handful of teats.
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I liked that joke, Derek, thank you. Thanks. Shit.
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Well, hi. What, Jean-Claude, you look like you lost weight.
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You said that the ocelot removes your tongue? That's what I thought they said.
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Oh, my God, so the ocelot's that cobbler guy from town. He had hundreds of people's tongues all up in that house. Oh, shit.
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There's no way, old Pendleton. He has to at least be in league with the Ocelot if he's got that many tongues. Where else is he gonna get them from?
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Yeah, let's shake a leg. Okay, now we just gotta figure out a way to cross the river north. How many feet do you think it is until we get to the river?
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I didn't know bakers laid anything. And where? Where did you lay eggs at?
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Actually, speaking of which... Hold on. What say you if... Quasimodo can tell the future with macaroni, why couldn't one of us?
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I'm the creator of the universe and magic. Oh, that's true, that's a good point. Bitsy is unhinged and taps into elder evils that not even I can comprehend.
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and apparently living things that are no longer living well like i might have had like a a lily in there and no one's watered it and it could be dead oh you know this one time i was gifted for my birthday a little succulent you know succulents they they exist in the desert you don't have to water them they're basically just invincible
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Well, I had it for a couple of years and I was telling my friend, well, thank you so much for giving me that fake succulent because I kill every plant I come into contact with. And they said, what do you mean? Actually, this was hazel, by the way. They said, what do you mean? That was a real succulent I gave you. I said, oh, shit. And I started watering it. Within a month, it was dead.
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I had it for two years before I found out it was alive and killed it.
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No, about the macaroni, though. Do you think we should just throw it on the ground and see if it tells us something?
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You know what? I think that's fair. Let's not leave anything out of the ground.
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Yeah, you string it from one tree to the next. So while we're out here, if we're going to be roughing it, we can just sleep in a hammock.
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No, I don't think you could, unless you're an incredibly talented ropesmith, and you're just a pug.
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That's not going to be enough to make a full-blown remark. Well, 50 feet, you know how long 50 feet is? It's pretty substantial. Yeah, and I pick up my... realistic human foot. You would take 50 of these and put one right after the other and that's how long it would be.
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Yeah, but once you start tying it together into knots and it, nah, it wouldn't work.
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I mean, I don't want to take credit for them. My mommy gave them to me. Thank you.
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Oh, actually, I took this spelling bee blue ribbon.
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Yeah, but I gave you something in return. Oh, what'd you give me? A rusty knife. There's some questionable stains on it, but I figured with some cleaning up, it should be just fine.
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I got a nine, so I occasionally have an asthma attack and slow us down for 15 to 20 minutes.
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Well, yeah, because I have asthma, so we can't run. We've got to walk out of here. And so I'm really concerned that once they realize that we've left and we're heading to wherever it is we're going, that they're going to send people running after us. And I don't know if you're aware of how running versus walking works, but they'll catch us and then we'll die.
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Yeah, you would much rather jump on someone and try and snap the neck.
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Yeah, you would have had secondhand embarrassment.
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Couldn't we just leave some fake blood around and like a ransom note?
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Well, we're about to break it. We kissed the rings of that Italian man.
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You know, I don't mind. It's going to take me about 10 minutes or so.
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If you want to read a book, I don't have all of them, but when I was a little girl, I used to love The Babysitter's Cub, and it's a book about all these babysitters, and they would just watch these little bear cubs all the time, and it would be about the cool things that they did in their off time.
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It's more for, like, you know, young frogs and their early teens, but you could read them if you want.
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What are you talking about? What? No, it was the Charmin Stain Bears. No, no, I read those books. I promise you it was the Shamanstein. Well, why don't I just read both of them? You ruined a nice moment. You can have this, all right? Oh, that's nice. I bequeath these to you. Oh.
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I'm sorry he ruined a really touching moment. Don't listen to what he says. It doesn't matter who or what you are. You can read whatever kind of books you like. If the story speaks to your soul, enjoy it and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. This looks really fun. It is really fun. It's nice and wholesome.
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Yeah, but we're not even going in the direction of the place that the guy we're supposed to kill is going to be, so... They're probably going to know immediately, well, that's not the direction. They're probably running away. Knocking away, I should say.
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Yeah, and you could look in two different directions at once, which is kind of amazing. I can, I can.
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I didn't know you were into scary books. Try these goosebumps.
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It's not just the bumps on geese? That's about a ventriloquist dummy that comes to life. You know he's gonna have nightmares. Bitsy gave him a scary book. She shouldn't have, that thing is horrifying!
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The Scholastic Book Fair had this scent to it that nothing can ever emulate. That's right.
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We don't have any other food. Well, you're eating that. I'm going to go ahead and set up the alarm.
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For 10 minutes, I'm going to go. Make a reception check. Yeah, 20-foot cube around us. Natural 20. Oh! Plus something.
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The cats and mice get along famously. We could always just go back to where we were, and I could suggest to someone that they saw us all die.
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Yeah, well, that's where all of his macaroni went. Anyway, cicadas, you're not allowed to let anything in here that's tiny or bigger, you understand me, unless it is the five of us and Booker's dad. And I'm going to turn around and walk back into the cave.
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recognize them, so it won't yell. Oh, fuck! But the other tiny and bigger things that make their way in and out of the forest to just want to do, it is going to be a very loud and uncomfortable night for everybody.
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Oh, tell me about what happened. Well, first off, speaking of the macaroni, yeah, there's a trail of macaroni coming straight into our little camp here. However, it's really dark, and I've got asthma.
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Well, yeah, because there was a hole in your dad's pack, so my guess is as he was walking, he left a trail of macaroni behind him. Like, whole boxes or a trail of macaronis? Like Hansel and Gretel, you know, that story.
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Yeah, but it's too dark and I've got too much asthma for us to go out and deal with the noodles.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, Cobbler Pendleton. You, uh, you connected to this town in some meaningful way?
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I don't think there's anything we can do about it. The trail is incredibly long, and by the time, we could go off and clear it, but by the time, we would be backtracking.
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And then honestly, by the time that we got midway, if anyone's following, they're just going to meet up with us, and they would see the light from our campfire anyway, so I suggest we just hope that no one follows the noodles, and if anything, the cicadas are going to scream if anything comes over the line. So we should be fine?
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Okay, okay, okay. We can't because it's way too cold. It's much too cold.
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But it's a little chilly with the fire blazing. If we put that fire out, we're all going to freeze to death. As night descends, the temperature drops, especially in the shrouded cover of the woods.
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What are we going to do if something stalks upon us and all of our limbs are frozen and we can't run? I could throw a bunch of darts into them.
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Yeah, but you won't be able to if you can't see, because we don't have a fire.
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It doesn't have to be anonymous, we just raise our hands. Who's in for putting the fire out?
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Hold on a second. King George, and you're going to see a fly come out, and King George is going to start spinning around in a circle like a hypnotizing pattern as I begin to suggest to the cobbler. I suggest that you believe that you saw all of us brutally murdered by... Why are you looking at me?
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They could take out entire towns. From one town to the next, the fire would rage. The smell of flesh burning, popping, crackling, hair singeing, death billowing up towards the clouds. It would be unstoppable. Someone who had the ability to do something like that could be a god, a king among men. A godfrog queen.
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Death in her eyes, destruction in her wake. One little fire stands no chance against the force of something like that.
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I'm looking and I'm trying to keep an eye out for things. In darkness, you can never see death coming up behind you. Oh, Peggy, could you stop saying scary things?
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No, but you can see things coming up in front of you, but you can't see anything in front or on the side or behind you in the dark.
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If you were an owl, you could, because your head can spin around 360 degrees.
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Yeah, we'll all wake up immediately if anything happens.
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Well, no, because they were in line with the cultists.
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I suggest to you that you saw a band of cats. Right, because we just talked about cats.
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No, no, no, no, look at the fly, look at the fly, look at the fly. Stop looking, stop looking at the mouse, look at the fly.
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Do you have to keep pronouncing pissin' the way that you do?
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You're spitting all over our faces. It's almost like you're pissing on us.
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Did you hear that? That sounds like someone's pissing out in the forest.
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You're turning red in the face there, Mr. Raccoon. I'm fine.
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I'm about to flash you with something if you don't look at the damn fly, all right? Focus.
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You don't know him well enough. Who the hell made Beauregard shit his pants?
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I think he said something about someone named Margaret. Is he in trouble or is he just... This is trouble.
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Yeah, that's King George. Now look at him. If you stop looking, you're gonna die. You'll fall over dead. That's how magic works or something, all right? I suggest to you that you saw all five of us pulled into the wilderness. Pulled into the sky, dead limp on bird talons. By cat assassins. Bird talons. Bird cat assassins? Cat, cat bird.
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Didn't anyone ever see that Genasi major image about Sinbad?
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It's where you go and you watch a play, but it's filled with major characters.
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Yeah, yeah, but in, like, newfangled cities they call major images now.
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Yeah, and Sinbad was starring in one of them. Like moving pictures.
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I told you, it was the Genasi. I don't know what that means. Oh, it's the Genasi! Oh, boy! I think it's a certain type of gerbil. You're the only gen I see!
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No, it's not the sound of your piss that's the problem. You know what? I'm never going to be able to teach him how to bury his own poop.
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You don't listen to anything they say, you listen to what I say, you understand?
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So, I mean, with all that being said, what's the point of even taking him to a new clearing? He's not going to listen to you about now gambling.
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Do you think maybe he should have just left him to his own devices and just let the Italian family have a crack at him?
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Yeah, but the thing is, it's just too cold for me to take my clothes off and I'm all out of suggestions.
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Yeah. So here's the thing. We're in the middle of the woods, and somehow he ate dysentery macaroni and cheese and is now shitting himself.
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This is the most boring of a place anyone could ever go.
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I think throwing your dad into any kind of town is just asking for trouble.
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So I am suggesting to him that his, hoping to distract him and hypnotize him by King George. What's the DC? Not very good. Wisdom, 15.
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Well, I think that our choices are a problem for tomorrow. And we should all just lay down and get a good night's rest, falling asleep to the dulcet sounds of Beauregard T. Raccoon shitting his brains out.
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Tonight's episode should just be called Remnants of a Sack.
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is that he saw us bloodied and broken as we were carried away by the Eerie.
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We're going to have to try this again. Oh, thank God. I just missed you.
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I thought you were dead. Okay, okay, okay. Look at the fly again. Look at the fly again.
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Yeah, and when we walk away from you, you're gonna see us die all over again. I'm gonna cast my last spell slot. What is it, 15? 15.
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I got a 13. What do you say to him? When we walk away from him, he will believe and tell anyone that he can find that he saw the five of us killed and carried off by the Eyrie.
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He warned us not to go, and we walked away injured, and then we were snatched up.
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No, I think that'll work. Don't run. We've got to walk. I've got to help. Little Orphan Terry, you don't understand. Get in the woods.