Unnamed Character 4
Appearances
Legends of Avantris
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I mean, it's incredible. You know, if we ever make it back, we could, you know, get up early at like six in the morning and just be down there for five hours straight.
Legends of Avantris
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Maybe you can scamper back to the edge of the woods. And is there some kind of bird call that only you and your dad would know?
Legends of Avantris
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Well, I always thought they were biting my flesh, not stinging me.
Legends of Avantris
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I'm just saying it's very busy. Figure out what to do next. Mr. Ledoux still thinks that Jean-Claude is Jean-Luc. I think, really, we have two broad options. OK. All right. I wish to decide. One is run. Two is kill the magistrate. And then, depending, I think we should vote and decide which one of those we want to do first. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Legends of Avantris
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But it's gonna be okay, Mr. T. Raccoon, because you'll be alive with your son. Well, for a little bit. We gotta keep moving on. Who needs the magazines and the lava lamps and the strip joint and the gambling and the bachelor pad? And the drugs. And the drugs and Skinamax and that weird bead curtain that you had between your kitchen. And general freedom.
Legends of Avantris
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What do you mean? Through mac and cheese and strip joints? What in the hell? Yeah. It's gonna be great. We get to settle down, enjoy the simple life. Bitsy can introduce us to all of her brothers and sisters. It's going to be a wonderful time.
Legends of Avantris
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Are you just going to leave your dad in the clearing?
Legends of Avantris
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I didn't really choose to go to Machbed. That's just sort of the way the current of the river took us. That's right.
Legends of Avantris
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And none of us knew how to sail that catamaran, so we just sort of drifted.
Legends of Avantris
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Yes, I think that's correct. Is this Nicky talking face?
Legends of Avantris
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And we're gonna leave all that stuff in the woods, right?
Legends of Avantris
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No, no, no, no, no. I'll walk up to you and I'll grab the dagger. I'll take the knife. You sure? Look, Peggy, you're seeming slightly more unhinged than normal. I don't know what you're talking about.
Legends of Avantris
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I don't know if you're coming down from the drugs or if it's just a high level of stress. What drugs?
Legends of Avantris
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Why don't you put the knife away and we're just gonna have a lovely jaunty walk through the woods.
Legends of Avantris
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I'm a little squeamish about death, if I'm being honest. Remember that time either it was either Booker or Bitsy stabbed me in the kidneys to get some blood?
Legends of Avantris
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to smear all over either that cat guy or maybe me.
Legends of Avantris
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Well, if we go through Nookington, we can go say hi to Hazel and her entire extended family and see how they're doing after the double funeral. Yeah, we could.
Legends of Avantris
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That's a great question. I've met a few cows. They're nice fellas. Oh, God.
Legends of Avantris
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What's an Ocelot? It's a mythical cryptid. They've got little hands.
Legends of Avantris
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Yeah. Oh, it's like a little sloth-looking thing. Yeah.
Legends of Avantris
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They're all underneath your pillow, yeah. Like a gross little bag with human teeth and maybe a...
Legends of Avantris
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Wait, and you're saying there's a wild ocelot on the loose?
Legends of Avantris
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Okay, everyone, I've had enough shoe and foot puns.
Legends of Avantris
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Well, didn't the Don say that he was born with the gift of soothsaying?
Legends of Avantris
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So it's like Schrodinger's succulent. As long as you believe it's fake, it lives. Yeah, I had it for two years. But as soon as you believe it's alive, it dies.
Legends of Avantris
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What did Booker say? I think the way he put it was great. You certainly welcome to try. Good job. You nailed it. You got it.
Legends of Avantris
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Wow, I'm so glad we brought your dad. I didn't know he was so handy and capable.
Legends of Avantris
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Well, my inventory says right here I have 50 feet of hempen rope.
Legends of Avantris
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Basically, like, equidistant between the river and the clearing.
Legends of Avantris
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Isn't it so fun? Yeah. Oh, a campfire. It's going to be all right. When was the last time we've camped under the... I guess we can't really see any stars, but, you know, out in the wilderness. I feel like it's been clearing to clearing this whole series.
Legends of Avantris
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Oh. What do you mean, Dad? We lost all the macaroni.
Legends of Avantris
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Oh, my God. Have you ever heard of the dark forest theory? What?
Legends of Avantris
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So what that means is when you're in a dark forest and you make a fire, then everyone else in the forest can see you. Oh, no. And we can't see anyone.
Legends of Avantris
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Oh, um, I've read a book about it once. Wow, I didn't know you read books. Well, I used to.
Legends of Avantris
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When you get in trouble, they take the books away.
Legends of Avantris
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What kind of trouble did you get into? Oh, just, like, fun books. You know, like.
Legends of Avantris
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I hope the main character is the chosen one and has two different colored eyes.
Legends of Avantris
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Oh, just like, you know, various things that they would like tell me to do, like, oh, That guy spit on a guard. Can you go, like, kill him about it? For spitting on somebody? The penalty was death? Well, I'm like, oh, I don't really want to do that. Or can you go beat up this poor destitute family whose harvest was ruined because they owe the cats tax money?
Legends of Avantris
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And I'm like, well, that doesn't sound very friendly. What? And so I'd be like, I don't want to do that. And... And all they did was take your books away? Well, not just that.
Legends of Avantris
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First, they maybe give you less snacks in the mess hall, and then maybe you skip meals, and then they start taking away your recreation, and then they start removing you from interacting with your fellow comrades to break you down mentally.
Legends of Avantris
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This is terrible. Well, I mean, you know, it's my fault. I mean, I'm the one that broke the rules. You know, my whole thing was to serve the Marquis up, you know, and that's kind of what I'm supposed to do. And so most of the orders, I guard real good. I'm really good at standing in one place and, you know, making sure that, you know, I'm present.
Legends of Avantris
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That makes you such a good guard. Yeah, so they would post me up in a hallway, and so I could look down both sides of the hallway at once.
Legends of Avantris
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I don't think they would dare send anyone after us, because wherever we're going to go next, it's ruled by the cats, and they'll protect us. So I feel very comfortable leaving without having to... murdered five people, mainly a mouse, a rooster, a frog, a pug, and the raccoons. Yeah! Having to kill them all.
Legends of Avantris
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No, I think they discovered that power was within me the whole time. Wow. And they utilized it.
Legends of Avantris
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I never considered that I was a chosen one as well. Yeah, maybe you are. Well, since I don't have two different colored eyes, I figured there was no way.
Legends of Avantris
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Well, remember when I was posted outside of Mr. Ledoux's office? Yeah. And I was guarding Jean-Claude in case he got caught? And nobody got in. And I could see down both ends of that hallway at once.
Legends of Avantris
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What the fuck is that thing? Is that a mammal without fur? Someone has a wild imagination. Maybe you'll enjoy it.
Legends of Avantris
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Did she say that this book was about a ventriloquist puppet that comes to life?
Legends of Avantris
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I shouldn't read that. I have a phobia of that. Please don't.
Legends of Avantris
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But Mr. Chanticleer poops his pants, and he's a lawyer. Well, I didn't know my pants were off. Technically, he pooped in a desk. Oh, so as long as I put my pants down, it'll be fine? Well, no, he lived. You might not. I'm gonna die eating this?
Legends of Avantris
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I should do the right thing. We would never go to battle with a big stomach full of mac and cheese. We'll poop in your pants. I'll be more vigilant. That happens after the battle. If I pass on dinner, I appreciate you making this.
Legends of Avantris
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Otters follow noodles through the woods? I didn't know that, I wasn't in Fun Scouts.
Legends of Avantris
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So what you're saying is they will be the hunters in the dark forest?
Legends of Avantris
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We don't want them to be able to sneak up on us, just like Bubbly said.
Legends of Avantris
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And at this point, we can probably be seen from miles away, so they know where we are, even if we did put our fire out.
Legends of Avantris
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Well, yeah. Don't scare him. I mean, I can't see at all. Well, you should go to sleep. I set up alarms.
Legends of Avantris
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And I'll take my armor off and I'll get curled up in this cold camp.
Legends of Avantris
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We're kind of working for them right now. I was going to give this back to you, but maybe... Oh, no, no, no. I know, I know. I was going to do a whole bit about it, but you brought it up early. I suggest... You can still do it a bit, I mean.
Legends of Avantris
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And time for first! Is Pottsville in the Hollywood? Pottsville?
Legends of Avantris
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No, no, no, don't start the story. I mean like about your friend. Did you like see evidence of it? Was he like a bloody punk? Was his neck broken? Was his head removed? I saw the shadow. Was he skinned alive?
Legends of Avantris
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Oh my god. Is it really? I think I hear it, too. I don't hear anything. No, I think I do, maybe. I think I maybe do. Oh, there it is. Oh, me too. You're Terrence, is that you?
Legends of Avantris
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What's a major image? Oh, you know, it's... That's not a thing in this book. No, no, no, it definitely is.
Legends of Avantris
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Well, I'm just worried. I've never really heard it, you know, said that someone could be a loud pisser as opposed to maybe a normal or quiet pisser.
Legends of Avantris
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But I don't piss loud? Not that I'm aware of. Oh, thank goodness. Oh, I was so worried.
Legends of Avantris
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Your dad really doesn't like responsibility of any kind, does he?
Legends of Avantris
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You were trying to do the right thing. Get you all mixed up in family drama.
Legends of Avantris
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Yeah, but we could have just let your dad, you know, get killed by the various powers that be that are one and dead. And what kind of son would that make me?
Legends of Avantris
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But maybe if Peggy... took her clothes off and suggested things.
Legends of Avantris
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No, I don't mean like right now. I just mean in general once we get there.
Legends of Avantris
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Once we get to Pottsville. That's right. That's right. Then, and if he... Legally distinct! Oh, no! And then maybe you can just do what you can to convince him to stay.
Legends of Avantris
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You made the right decision. As our faithful leader- Oh, I wouldn't call me that. You've never led us astray, not even once. Not even when we decided to put Nestor in charge of safety and security of our musical. I'd also remind everyone.
Legends of Avantris
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Not even Quasimodo. He wouldn't have had the foresight to see that happening. Not even when we decided to throw our lot in with Alexander Hamilton, no offense, and all the perverts. That was just poor judgment.
Legends of Avantris
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Even when we decided to get mixed up with the assassination of the Viceroy in Click Clock Crossing. We didn't make a single mistake because we had you as our leader, Booker.
Legends of Avantris
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You win some, you lose some. You just have a knack for things, is all I'm going to say. You've done a great job.
Legends of Avantris
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Good night, Jean-Claude. Good night. Good night, Peggy.
Legends of Avantris
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Here, I'll give you one. Yeah, yeah, do it. Perception? Yeah. That's a 12.
Legends of Avantris
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You wake up in the middle of the night. As Grumly.
Legends of Avantris
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That's just... Maybe shore closer. It happens. It's the sounds of the woods. That's what Booker always says. And you kind of feel a little bit of rumble, too. Rumble in what way?
Legends of Avantris
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Surely I must be dreaming right now. Mr. T. Raccoon is asleep and not shitting himself. I'll pinch myself and surely wake up.
Legends of Avantris
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You have dark vision. You have dark vision. Tell him, tell him.
Legends of Avantris
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I already told them. I shouted that loud the first day.
Legends of Avantris
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I don't see anything. Oh, my God. Oh, so maybe it's just the sounds of the woods and the rumbling of the woods and the branch snapping.
Legends of Avantris
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Hold on, my heart's starting to go. What do you mean run? If I say run, just run, okay? All right? Where are we going to run from?
Legends of Avantris
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We got to get your dad. And Jean-Claude, if you want to shoot on Mr. Ledoux's desk, that's fine. Just take him. You're welcome.
Legends of Avantris
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And I'll reach into my tabard and I'll pull out a little crushed styrofoam plate with a little Danish. I got some for you too when you were hungry. Thanks, buddy.
Legends of Avantris
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It worked great. Thank you. Honestly, you know, it's a pretty good deal. Free breakfast for five hours? I mean, which hotel does that anymore?