Unnamed Character 10
Appearances
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I could go for some cobbler right now. I'm running on empty.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I have to say, at this point, we could've just left.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
That's what I'm saying, we're right back at square one. We could've gotten into none of the high drinks we got on sale. We could've skipped this whole clearing. We've undone days of storytelling.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
We were going to rob the place, and then we got the books, and then we upper decked the desk, and then we did the clever maneuvering around faking our deaths, and all to get your dad out of gambling debt, and now he thinks you're dead!
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Wow. So they'll just think it's a woodland bird. Yeah, this plan is foolproof.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
And to be honest with you, after the events of the morning, I'm not exactly sure where the heck we stand in this town. I don't think there's anything you could add to the situation that would clarify this slide.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
It's not the first time you've suggested stabbing yourselves to solve a problem you've been faced with. It's a recurring theme.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Oh, I say, I say, I think I laid a dozen eggs in there. Possibly a baker's dozen. Wait, you can do that? You can lay eggs? No, you can do that. Oh, I see.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
And these creatures live out here in the woods? Yes.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I've never had to travel through the woods before.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I knew I liked you. I mean, you should have heard him yelling for Jean-Luc. I wish I could have been that. I would have chipped in a little. Well, I appreciate that. It was great. Oh, I got to change my disguise. I take off my glasses. Back to... Whoa! Back to Jean-Claude.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Are your feet the actual equivalent size of a foot?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Those are gigantic pieces. Such a small, such a small little problem.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Aren't you so nice? I mean, your balance of, I mean, it's impressive. Your central gravity's got to be.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Nobody can push you up, is all I'm saying. That's true, that's true. Laying on the ground like a tree.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
He doesn't even know that we've done set him up, so I think... Should we fake our own deaths?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I rolled a 16, and I think it's a plus two, so 18.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
You've been through these parts of the forest before.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Well, that's good to know. I don't scare easy, but I have to admit to a certain amount of unsettlement with these here woods here.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Oh, you told me the story of the bare hand trying to snap the neck. That's how we met.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
You have got to be the worst bag maker I've ever met.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Don't worry. I'm just making an observation. As your son tells it, you're making dysentery cheese.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I'll untie some theories. But somebody remind me, are we actually in trouble for anything?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Or if you were trying to frame your brother. To be killed.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Well, and in the dead of night, I can't see five feet past my face.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Well, exactly right, but presumably we have several days to make good on the assassination. We could just walk out of here without being stopped and say we're doing reconnaissance.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
If you look on the bright side, I thought he was gonna offer the play squirrels. I was a little worried about that.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I suppose I'll pass, too. Oh, come on. Don't be a cow. I'm not going out to the bathroom by myself. Are you a big chicken? You're darn right. Have you seen me? Have you seen this barrel chest?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
That's quite all right. I couldn't believe you made mac and cheese like that.
Legends of Avantris
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I still don't know what you're talking about. You mean to say all the way from town there's a trail of Beauregard's macaroni and dysentery cheese and all the way to our campsite?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Listen, after all that talk about the creature that stalks the woods and steals your teeth, I don't want to be hunted by a macaroni trail teeth-stealing monster. The macaroni in the fire's gonna lead them right to us. Well, we should put the fire out.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
It is a brisk evening. This is like a little chilly.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I bet you he's suggesting we set the fire. No more votes. We don't have any paper or quill, we got no ink.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Well, I voted for putting the fire out. Oh, you didn't vote?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Well, why don't you just say Stash and Pits? Okay, we were... Oh, wait, wait, what about the servants of night here?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
That's good, but... Are you saying that you used the potential kidnapping by monsters of one of your childhood friends to teach your son a lesson about climbing ladders? As a father, wouldn't you? Well, I think I teach him the lesson about not going into the woods.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Suppose it's something you need to know about her.
Legends of Avantris
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You all right? Is it by chance the mac and cheese is coming back?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
It is going to be just absolutely all wild if we did all this, all the... All the demon, all the flim flamming, all the misdirection. The life risking. All the faking our deaths. That's what I'm trying to say. To save your death. For nothing. Only for him to die of shit in the woods. With a hole not big enough to kick his dick.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Sounds like a bunch of gravel in a metal bucket. We might as well relight the fire. We gotta hear you from before they see us.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
We're just Final Destination, this guy. He's just having a horrible time.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
What the fuck was his name? Pendleton Whismith. Pendleton Whismith. The beloved town cobbler.