Unnamed Character 8
Appearances
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Do you think that your dad believes that guy who makes desserts?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Does he need to hang them in the windows? That's creepy.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
There was drugs in the deviled eggs. What? No, there wasn't. They were just deviled eggs. No, I could tell. It was just fucking full of velocity.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Isn't there like a river to the south? We can get water there, and then we can make mac and cheese after we milk some almonds.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
It's dangerous through the woods, and it's dangerous next to the river. It's dangerous everywhere. We live in the dimwood. Well, then let's just fucking go to Nookington. He can get laid. We can meet up with Nicky.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Yeah. I know. Well, we'll keep looking. We'll find them eventually. You know about the Ocelot?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
No, no, that's just how the mythos goes. It's about their ocelittle hands and their ocelotle bodies.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Even though they have little hands? That's right. The better to sneak into your window at night and steal your teeth and then put them underneath your pillow.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Remove tongue? I don't know what a human is, but yeah, sure.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
We'd have to go. Pendleton the Cobbler could never be defeated.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Yeah, it's weird how they do that. Isn't it weird?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Unhutched, yeah. I haven't seen my hutch in a long time. I hope everything that was living inside of it is still alive when we get back.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Yeah, you didn't tell us that there's something living in there. No, you didn't say that. Well, it's just like, I mean, yeah.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Well, I told you enough. The secrets of the universe.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
We could drop macaroni every few feet, and then we'd have a trail back in case we had to get out.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Yeah, the ocelot could find us. Good idea. Don't do what I just said.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
We have to clean all this shit up? I don't know how to clean up a lava lamp. It's all gooey. We're in the woods. Just leave it. Just leave it. It's going to be fine.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I hope in a few hundred feet we run into a cheap motel.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
If Pendleton is the Ocelot, he's going to take you first. I mean, it's all right if you want to Maya them.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I have a water skin and a tinderbox and one day of rations and a pen with a bee on it and a notepad and a mess kit and a dart and a bedroll and a spelling bee winner blue ribbon.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Oh, I'll just remove it from my inventory. Move to Peggy.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I don't know. It's hard to think your own death. You have to find people that look like you and then you have to kill them so you have a body to live behind. And then you have to find a replacement for that person.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
I've got a ration, though. I've got a day's worth of ration. We can all split. I've had it since you found me right outside of Pottsville. I've got a ration on my lower back.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Which came first, the looking down the hallway or the ability to look down the hallway?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Like, were you able to look down both ways in the hallway when you got started? Or did you learn how to do it because you were trying to look down both ways?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
You know, that's a sad story. I'm going to give you one of my books that I have suddenly because chat made a funny recommendation. I'm going to steal it from chat.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
A hooman. What the hell is that? A hooman wolf? It's crazy, it's all about magic. Where did you find this book? This thing is kind of freaky.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
He's selling tall tales. It's always possible. It's like a one-on-one.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
As a third option, I think we should make more fire.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Then no one's going to be able to follow us in the forest.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Can you see anything coming up behind you in lightness?
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Okay, good. I was just checking because I can't see behind me.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Yeah, but that's not behind them, because they're just turning their head. They're just facing a new direction. That's horse shit.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
The ventriloquist pulled out his dummy box and opened it.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
The two clasps made a loud shunk. Shunk sound. Oh, okay. And the top creaked open.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
But before the ventriloquist could reach in, a tiny ventriloquist hand slapped up on the top of the box. The puppet's alive! Oh, God! Oh, wait, this is the wrong one.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
Some say on quiet nights, you can still hear him pissing.
Legends of Avantris
Uprooted | S2E7 | Roughin' It
What do you mean? You're breathing like a lamb. You can't hear that? No, I don't know what you mean.