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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' New Year's resolutions?
Ready? One, two, three. That was pretty good. Pretty good to start the new year. Patriots and Gatriots and Natriots, we're heading into a new year. Unchartered waters and pumps will be your calm in the storm. And whenever you're in public and you see egregious violations that you would only see in Trump's America, do the following as loud as you can. That's what you do. Yeah.
It's just going to be a defense mechanism. And you might be the only one that knows what it is, but you'll feel better. Yeah. And people can look and be like, oh, that person's crazy. But you'll just know that there are an army of people on Asshole Island that support you and love you and that you just need to belt out from the rooftops to get through. All right. Pumps, what are we at it with?
2025.
You know why? Because it's going to take a lot to get through the next four years.
Yeah.
I'm going to start by being a bigger dick, a bigger asshole. So I hate resolutions, but I have one. Okay. I like that. Your resolution is to be meaner. Right. My resolution is to be, I'm going to try to amp up. Michelle Obama, they go low, we go high. Right, right. They're going to go so low, we can't imagine how low. And so I'm going to strive to go lower. At every turn. At every turn. All right.
I like it. I'm totally on board with that. I think I'm going to... Dance around on the high road this new year. Really? Yeah. I'm going to be up there just taking the high road left and right. I'm going to try to be kinder. Instead of starting off each episode with a grievance, I'm going to start off with gratitude. Really? Something I have gratitude for. Yeah.
You know, they say you can't be stressed if you're thinking about what you're grateful for. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to have no stress. And all I'm going to do is just vomit up gratitude and serenity. Gratitude. All of that stuff. Yeah. We should start reciting the beginning of every episode. God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
You know how I feel about prayer. I know, but that's more of a, I don't really consider it a prayer. The serenity prayer? The serenity prayer. I mean, it says it's a prayer, but I think if it's more of like, it's a reminder that you're fucked and sometimes you just have to be fucked and accept that you're fucked. Anyway, I'm just kidding, you guys. I'm not going to start off each episode.
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Chapter 2: What is the issue with PDA in public?
I remember it. But I'm not going to deny it.
That's for sure.
There was some baby talk going on. I mean I think you do know. I think you know. Like, I know. I look in the mirror and I know. It's not what it was. It's not as great as, you know, somebody else. I think you're very attractive. It's average.
You know what I mean?
I think you're very pretty. But in general terms, I'm just saying I've had it with PDA. And then I think an extra layer of grievance that I have to it is when you have very unattractive people participating in PDA. It adds an extra layer of distaste that I do not like. And I just wanted to bring that to everybody's attention. Yeah.
Remember I told you the story about the ugly people playing grab ass in the security line and it just was more than I could take. I mean, it's just, I agree. They have to be attractive. I mean, if you have to suffer through it, let them at least be attractive. Okay, welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer.
I'm Angie. Kylie. I have a really big announcement. What is it? We have hit 12,010 reviews on Apple. Yay! That is so cool.
I'm excited about that. Now you're going to browbeat for 15, but I'm going to celebrate 12.
Good for you. Okay. I've got a five-star review. And they write, hello, Pump Tina and her hot lesbian friend. I came across this podcast probably a year ago. I saw two women who looked incredibly young talking about what bothered them. And I assumed they were mama bears. who make having children their whole personality.
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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on parenting culture?
I do too.
When I hear a mother say... Being a mother is so great, but it's also equal parts exhausting, lonely, isolating, and difficult. And that's the type of mother I want to talk to. Those are the people I gravitate to. The Stepford wives that put out this whole, you know, I can't take it. It's too much.
I can't take it.
But you know what's so great about at our age, again, is that we've cultivated our friends so well that those people are at arm's length. Oh, yeah. Like we might see them on Instagram, but that's as close as they're going to get.
I saw on Instagram the other day, a gal was posting, she was recommending, I think we've talked about this before, but it's worth a revisit, recommending school drop-off looks. Oh, that's right. Yes. I remember you sent that to me and I just thought, go fuck yourself. Nobody Except you cares what you're wearing at drop-off. Nobody. Universally.
You're the only person out of 8 billion people that cares. And for you to post it on the Instagram as a drop-off look, I mean, that just... The height of narcissism. And it goes back to this point. You really shouldn't be up at your kid's school. Right. And the schools, it's not good for the teachers. No. It's not good for the administrators.
And it sure as fuck isn't good for these kids because just as much as a mom needs a break from the kid, the kid needs a break from the mom. My kids needed a break from me. They needed to go play with people their size. Right. with their same developmental stage and they needed to make friends. And I oppose these parents helicoptering around these schools. It's ridiculous.
It wasn't like that when we were younger. No, it was not. I think it exacerbates anxiety. I think it's a pain in the ass for these teachers. It's a pain in the ass for these administrators. And I think that they need to stand up full force. And if people want to go dictate what goes on in public schools and they don't like it, then fucking homeschool your kid. Right. That's an easy fix.
Get out all your textbooks and you sit there with your fucking brat and you homeschool them. But don't go piling on to all these poor teachers because your child chose you and y'all have this most unique bond that no other mother and child have ever experienced on the fucking planet Earth. Fuck off.
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Chapter 4: What are the biggest pet peeves about Instagram moms?
Chapter 5: How do the hosts view the theme of gratitude?
Chapter 6: What predictions do the hosts have for the new year?
So like, you know... Maybe that's the way it should be. Well, it for sure should be that way. I mean, of course, the two people that I saw at 7-Eleven making out that I found to be unattractive, they found each other to be attractive. And one could argue there's something beautiful in that. But that's not this podcast. This podcast is talking about how dare you? How dare your ugly asses?
Smack down and make out and fill each other up while you're filling up your tank. I have had it. That's what this podcast is about. There are other podcasts where they will tell people, that's beautiful what you did. Y'all are beautiful. All of those things. That's not what this podcast is. It's not here. No, no. Not today.
Okay, so I believe what we're going to do in this episode is we are going to play our greatest hits, voice memos, some oldies but goodies. You will want to stay tuned to listen to each and every one of them because these are Kylie's favorites. Listener, this may come as a total shock to you, but Pumps and I have not always been this pulled together and rock solid.
In fact, we used to be rather screwed up when you say Pumps. I would say damn near psychotic. Totally. And we have written a cell phone expose. One could even say it's a manifesto. Wow. And the book title is Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. In all sincerity, we share a lot of our struggles that led us to this grand stage where we can talk about petty grievances.
You can click the link below in the show notes to pre-order your copy now. pumps this 2025 a lot of people probably have an idea they've had in their back pocket for a long time and with the start of the new year they think yep I'm gonna do it I'm gonna launch it and I say listener do it and do it with Shopify that's what we did and it makes it so
All right, Kylie, who is our first contestant on this game show of ours? I've had it.
First, we've got Olivia. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Pumps. I'm originally from Poland, but I've been living in the U.S. for the past eight years. So I've accumulated an entire book of I've had it's about the American people. So let me at least share one. I've absolutely fucking had it with these stupid ass Instagram moms saying things like, thank you, my baby, for choosing me to be your mommy.
No, you were raw dogging on vacation in Florida. You got pregnant and now you have a baby. Don't make anything more of it. And besides, how fucking narcissistic of you to think that this baby out of all the moms out there would choose your stupid ass who posts stuff like that on Instagram. Fucking clowns. Anyways, love you guys.
Oh my God. That is so good. Check that shit into my veins. It's so good. It is the best. Kyle, I need for you to text message that to me so I can put it in my sounds on my phone so I can just listen to it when I need, when I need a, some people want to hear inspirational quotes to put them in a good mood. I want to hear that. I got you. The fucking clown at the end was the best.
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Chapter 7: How to deal with annoying school drop-off culture?
Well, I mean, you're the one. I mean, you've got to get bangs in like a year. But I mean, I just was like. Here's the deal, though. Back to Michelle's point. Like, these seniors... Like, my dad will go on and on about the senior discount that he got. And at some points, I just want to say, I'll give you the $2 so we don't have to hear about it anymore. Right, right. I mean, like, it is...
not interesting, nor fun. And I'm glad that you got to save money. But to Michelle's point, like I when I've had been able to, you know, accumulate money as I've gotten older, the time that I needed the discount was when I was when Michelle's age, right? Oh, absolutely. That's who needs the discount. The seniors, they're not paying for kids anymore.
And then we wouldn't have if I think we need to take the senior citizen discount away and give it to like the you know, 25 to 35, those are the people that are really struggling financially, right? The hustle discount that when you're out there hustling for life, senior citizens, they've got it. But I'll tell you my favorite thing. She said, I roll goddamn city.
And I think Kylie made us something because I love this so much. That we now have a gold button, Michelle. Oh, gosh. I'm going to put it right. Where's the speaker here? You ready? So every time you say something I think is stupid, I'm going to do this.
I rule goddamn city. That was the best. Where's mine? I rule goddamn city.
So I'm going to keep it right here. Michelle, that's probably one of my favorite lines. Where's mine? Out of any color. You don't get, we don't give seniors electrical devices. What's their vibrators? I love it. Michelle, you are so right. I've had it with the seniors and their discounts and they're constantly flexing about the discount.
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' opinions on homeschooling?
Mom and dad, if you're listening, we're all tired of hearing about the discount. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. It's not interesting. Another thing she points out is the lingering at the meat counter. They do. They linger there. And it's like, all I have to do is grab this right in front of you. And I've just gotten kind of aggressive with them. And there's like, they do cut. They totally cut.
They're total cutters. The self-awareness starts to leave. And it's not all seniors, but like, it's just like, why are they getting the discount at that age? Maybe because they're getting seen. We need it in the hustle era.
Right.
I needed the discount when I was her age. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, that's when you're just like adulthood is just slapping you in the face and you're paying here, paying here, paying here. By the time you're a senior, your house is probably paid for or getting close to being paid for. Your kids are out of college or out of, you know, a vocational school are exponentially less. A lot less. Yeah.
Michelle, I think this is something we need to stand for. Ban the senior discount. What are we going to name the gold button? Huh? Oh, it's I roll goddamn city. Whenever you say something stupid, that's what I'm going to do. Stupid button. The stupid button. Okay. Kylie, I feel like you're showing favoritism that you got her the button and didn't get me. Get over it. I'm just going to say.
It's getting a lot of use already. Yeah. Okay.
Last one is Jessica S. So first of all, I just want to say that I really love you guys. When I have to travel for work, you really make things interesting, but. Okay, enough of that shit.
So what I've had it with is when there is a lot of traffic, especially in the afternoons, getting off work, and there's a line of traffic and some fucker wants to come up the side of everyone else just so he can jump in front of you. Absolutely not. I will not let it happen. I will inch.
so close to the person in front of me that you can't put a fucking piece of paper in between us before you get in front of me or like on the interstate when there's a line of traffic and traffic stops and people want to come up on the shoulder like I really hope that you get a flat tire on whatever trash is on the fucking side of the interstate and I hope that you don't have triple A laughing laughing
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