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Giggly Squad

Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony

Wed, 26 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: Why do millennials critique their own culture?

00:50 - 00:55 Hannah

Hello my galactic gigglers, this week is gonna be out of this world. Sorry, that was so millennial.

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00:55 - 01:04 Paige

Grace is so mad right now. Wait, Grace is like, I've been spending too much time with Grace because everything, I'm like, ew, so millennial. And I love being a millennial.

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01:04 - 01:06 Hannah

The call is coming from inside the house.

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01:06 - 01:09 Paige

Well, I think it's just me being super self-aware.

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00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

I'm like, can't do that, that's millennial. Yes. See, I identify as Gen Z, so I'm allowed to call people out as millennial. But also... I love my little millennials. We've been through so much together.

00:00 - 00:00 Paige

And we've paved the way. 9-11 was so... You actually wrote something on the notes that's so millennial. I couldn't even believe you wrote it.

00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

What did I write?

00:00 - 00:00 Chris

Oh!

00:00 - 00:00 Paige

That's like the most millennial thing I've ever seen. I was like, there's no way she's just jumping into conversation now.

Chapter 2: What are the latest skincare hacks from the podcast?

Chapter 3: How does Vanity Fair's red carpet event impact the hosts?

02:54 - 03:03 Paige

Yes, Big. Clearly she hated Aiden. She could have. She left him for dead. She literally couldn't stomach him when he was fat.

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03:03 - 03:15 Hannah

And so that says it all. Also hot take, neither. Like literally there's more men in New York City. Why are we having to pick from two? Yeah. That's what I always tell my friends when they're in a pickle. I said there's more men in New York City.

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03:15 - 03:53 Paige

Wait, I just watched the Chris DiStefano stand up on Hulu. I have to watch it. You have to watch it because he has this joke about how like once you have kids, like Du bist Single. Ja. Wenn du wirklich dazukommst und denkst, dass deine Probleme so viel komplizierter sein könnten. Wir überkomplizieren sie.

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03:53 - 03:57 Paige

Wenn du nicht verheiratet bist, du bist nicht engagiert, du hast keine Kinder, dann lege sie auf Feuer.

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00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

Wer weiß. Shoutout zu Chris DiStefano, der mich fast in Probleme gebracht hat, weil er uns beim Knicks-Spiel gefilmt hat und ich ihm den Mittelfinger gegeben habe. Und dann hat er es gepostet und es sah so aus, als ob ich dem Mittelfinger einen Giggler gegeben habe, einen randomen Giggler, der mich filmt. Ich habe gesagt, nein, das war ein komedischer Mann, Ja, er hat es verdient.

00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

See you in small claims court. We were so excited to announce the Vanity Fair thing purely because we knew the gigglers would be pumped the fuck up.

00:00 - 00:00 Paige

We manifested that. We said, where are the girls in the gaze on the red carpet? And Vanity Fair said, hello.

00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

So we have to leave. I leave tomorrow. You leave tomorrow. I leave Wednesday. This is my question. I got a spray tan a week ago.

00:00 - 00:00 Paige

Okay.

Chapter 4: What are the challenges of navigating airport experiences?

18:41 - 18:52 Paige

I was like, I walked through the Miami airport with a hat on and sunglasses. Not because I wanted to be cool. My eyes were crossed. I literally couldn't see in front of me.

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18:52 - 18:53 Hannah

And you used all your eye drops on your pimple.

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18:54 - 19:09 Paige

I was like, I have no Lumify because it's literally on my skin. Ich saß da, auf der Bühne, und in meinem Kopf dachte ich mir, Paige, du bist fast 33. Warum hast du es nicht herausgefunden? Aber ich hatte so viel Spaß. Ich brauchte es.

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19:09 - 19:22 Hannah

Hot take. Ich will, dass der Miami-Airport besser ist. Because when I go to Miami, I love Miami. The airport, I don't know if it's because they don't pay income tax. I don't know what the science is. But they've left it for debt.

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00:00 - 00:00 Paige

Miami Airport gives that there is a casino in the vicinity. And there is not.

00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

Miami Airport gives everyone retired, and they're in Boca right now, who ran it.

00:00 - 00:00 Paige

It feels like I lost all my money. It feels like...

00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

You can't even walk. Like there's nowhere to stand. Walk?

00:00 - 00:00 Paige

There's nowhere to eat. Nowhere to eat! I'm sorry, I'm not getting a tuna fish sandwich from Subway at 7am in the Miami airport.

Chapter 5: How do tipping and service expectations differ in various contexts?

31:14 - 31:28 Paige

You're like, give it to your brother. He'll have a baby with it. Nope. Super, super illegal. Could not do that. Could not give my brother's wife my eggs.

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31:28 - 31:46 Hannah

I was thinking about my friend's My Becca, who's a lesbian, I was like, do you want to use your brother's egg and put it in sperm? And you guys, I don't understand any of it. No, I understand. I just haven't talked about it. I think it's so good that you're explaining this because we don't know the details unless you like sit down.

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31:46 - 31:50 Hannah

Also, I feel like our parents generation, this like wasn't as popular.

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31:50 - 32:10 Paige

I love the place I'm doing it. It's called Extended Fertility. The doctor is... Just so, they really do break it down of like, you're gonna have these questions, you actually don't even know it yet. And here it's like, first let's do your blood test, let's make sure everything. And he said that I'm at like a normal age for 32.

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00:00 - 00:00 Paige

And they can really, like, can they say, yeah, you're definitely gonna be able to have a baby? No, but they can give you like the percentages of like, You know, in a couple years, like, how hard will it be for you to get pregnant? And if your eggs are 32 now, like, could you get pregnant at 42 with these 32-year-old eggs? Like, yeah, you definitely have a chance.

00:00 - 00:00 Paige

But, like, so they really just break it down for you so nicely.

00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

Yeah, it's funny. I don't know anything about my eggs. Yeah. I say eggs weird.

00:00 - 00:00 Paige

I don't know anything about them. You do say it, like my mom. So I'm hoping that, like, here's the other thing now. I'm just, like, waiting on my period.

00:00 - 00:00 Hannah

Well, are we synced up? Because I'm supposed to have mine on Tuesday. Okay, don't be jealous. Tuesday as in like tomorrow? Oh yeah, I'm like so PMS-y right now. I cried. Oh my, I'm crying over everything.

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