Comedian and actress Sarah Silverman feels rejoice/dead inside about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Sarah sits down with Conan once more for an in-depth discussion on human anatomy, adapting her memoir into a musical, and grieving her parents through her new comedy special PostMortem. Later, Conan, Matt, and Sona unearth the origins of their names as they Review the Reviewers. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.
Chapter 1: What does Sarah Silverman think about being Conan O'Brien's friend?
Hi, my name is Sarah Silverman and I feel... Rejoice slash dead inside. About being... About being Conan O'Brien's friend.
I love how you had to look down at the paper and see what my name is. We met in 1993. You're one of my earliest talk show guests.
Yes.
And you're checking the page to see what my name is.
O'Brien. O'Brien.
Fall is here, hear the yell. Back to school, ring the bell. Brand new shoes, walking blues. Climb the fence, books and pens. I can tell that we are gonna be friends. Yes, I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
I wish I could be me. I'm my favorite member of my family tree.
What the fuck?
See, this is why we need to roll. We're actually rolling now.
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Chapter 2: What new projects is Sarah Silverman working on?
But is this how you were as a kid?
Yes.
Would you go around muttering like, I want to be me? Would you say things like that?
There was a lot of craziness. And I mean, we've talked about this, but anytime I played any sports activity with other kids, all I did was talk and make up who I was. And to describe who my character was and how I had been in prison, but I just got out because I had murdered a fan in the stands. But now they're giving me a second chance. I knew my name. I knew my whole backstory.
And my brother, Luke, my poor brother, Luke, is a saint. He's a year older than me. We'd be like, just play the game. We'd play these pickup basketball games. And these people sometimes wouldn't even know me. And I'd be like, yeah, see, this is who I am, see?
You did it in front of people you didn't even know?
Sometimes, yeah.
So, like, there was never this thing in your brain that was like, ugh. God, people are going to think I'm crazy.
You were just like, whatever. I guess there was no stopping it.
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Chapter 3: How does Sarah Silverman cope with grief in her comedy?
When I was thinking about today and all the way... You've been dreaming about today.
Yes.
And masturbating about today.
Oh, no.
But like with tears, you know, the way you do it.
And I cry when I masturbate. It's true.
I don't know why this happened, but all I all I've been singing on the way. Are you still laughing about you crying when you masturbate?
I guess. Yeah. Laughing to cover up the fact that it might be true. Go ahead.
I've been singing Conan, don't be discouraged. The man, he isn't hard to understand. Is that right? I can't remember the rest.
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Chapter 4: What funny childhood stories does Sarah Silverman share?
I know, there's like no one where you are trying to avoid a conversation, I feel. I feel like everyone is a joy to see.
Yeah.
Even this guy?
Even this guy.
Even this guy.
Very exciting that you came.
When I show up, people are, even the biggest stars get excited. Owen Wilson couldn't work up the nerve to come up and talk to me. Yeah, it was exciting to see. It was, I don't know. And you know what I admire about you? You're very funny and you keep branching out. I saw you in Maestro and I thought you were a terrific actor. Is that something that you've wanted to do? Did you think about acting?
Because I always, you know, I didn't know if that was something that you had like an arrow in your quiver for a while. You're just like, I want to try this at some point.
What is this acting thing? Yeah. No, I always wanted to be an actor. Really? Yeah. But I always wanted to be a comic. And then that really is, you know, more like I always think that's like being gay, being a comedian, you know, because you're like born that way. Right. There's nothing you can do about it. Right. And you should just let your freak flag fly. Yes.
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Chapter 5: What insights does Conan O'Brien share about his career?
That's for sure.
It does make the peepers pop.
I distracted you. You like to audition. But they still know it's you. And they know that, you know, what I'm saying is you can't go in anonymously. So sometimes you might even have a higher bar to clear because they're like, oh, it's Sarah Silverman.
No, no. People won't get lost in it. You know, like I this great writer director had a series on Apple Plus. I guess I shouldn't say that. Whatever. And he asked me to be in it. Mm hmm. And a great role. And I was like, great, you know. And then and I've had to do this before, too. So I had compassion. But he he had to call me and be like, I'm horrified.
The people at Apple Plus don't want you for the part. They feel like the people won't get lost in you or whatever. And I was like. I totally understand that because I had a pilot once and I asked this amazing director to direct it. And he got right back to me and was like, yes, I'm in. And he's like this awesome, cool, far out director. And then it was for NBC years ago.
And they were like, oh, no, we don't approve him. What? Oh, my God. I mean, that was awful. Not that good a story, but thank you for your. This is how you react in a podcast. It is. Yeah. I'm killing.
Luke, I am your father.
It's kind of close to that. I... I think that there were many years where I could have made it when I was young as a leading man.
What would you play?
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Chapter 6: How do Sarah Silverman and Conan O'Brien discuss anatomy humorously?
Labia is the lips.
Yeah.
I recently learned all this. Vagina is the hole that is the hole where the penis goes in and the baby comes out. The urethra is not on your clitoris, but it basically is. I think it's like under the hood of it or something. And it's the tiniest hole that somehow like five streams come out of. You know what's crazy?
I'm learning shit.
No, I didn't know.
I am a grown-ass adult with two children, and I'm learning. I didn't. Okay, keep going.
And then the vagina is just the whole. It's not the whole. It's not the thing. The thing is called the labia. I've been spanked about this.
Bet you have.
Yeah, I think.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the 'pussy walls' joke?
And yeah, it's... I see that. I picture it like it's like pulled back with little pins like the... Like a butterfly. Or yeah, like a frog that you dissect or something. Oh, no. It's filleted. Yeah, because there's so many folds. I...
You know what I want?
I don't know if mine is one time many years ago. I'm sorry. I'm talking way too much.
This is fantastic. I love this. One time. Gather around, kids. Campfire. Go ahead.
Who's upstairs? I mean, this is a visual. Really? Wait, can I have your pen?
Sure.
but i was at the cellar a million years ago the comedy cellar sorry and i was sitting at a booth across mark maron and i don't remember who suggested this honestly but we both we each drew a picture of a vagina and then we showed it to each other and it was so embarrassing because mine was like our we exposed it and then his was like that like
two parentheses in a line and then mine was like so much it was so much but like I don't know if that's just me I don't think that my vagina is like maybe that's more of a expressionist it looks like a salad My vagina looks like a salad. I don't know. Is that not? You know what? Yeah, I can see that. It's like, yes, the hot dog bun. But then if you open that up, there's a world.
A whole world to be found. I don't know. What is it? Nikki Glaser said that it looked like a hastily packed suitcase. Image got into my head.
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Chapter 8: What are some memorable moments from the podcast?
I mean, that would be fun. Yeah. I mean, it does take a lot of twists and turns. Like a vagina. Right?
No. What do you mean twists and turns?
I don't know what I said.
China's like driving in Italy. It's like... What?
You could get killed at any moment.
You can't believe there's only one lane. There's an ocean. There's like a huge cliff with an ocean.
Something there's a burrow in the road. This is... This just reminds me exactly of the Dana Carvey conversation I had. This is why I don't worry about you. I don't worry about you at all because we start talking and then suddenly vaginas are flying around.
I did think of something yesterday that I thought only Conan will. Well, you know, I mean, gosh, I can't really do this in stand up because I don't feel like anybody would remember. But I do think that they should reveal the Epstein files. but it should be the Juan Epstein files. And all of them are signed Epstein's mother.
Man, this is your second 70s sitcom reference. I love it. Mr. Cotter. Did you ever watch Welcome Back, Cotter?
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