Sarah Silverman
Appearances
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
It's more, it has to be plural. Or like, who was the vice, can you believe, I can't remember the guy who ran for vice president with Kamala? Walls. Walls, yeah. It was Tim Walls. That also, in my head, I was like, pussy walls.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
What is that from the pussy walls? Why do I have, is that a phrase?
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Sarah Silverman Returns Again
That was, I mean, honestly, a little bit my hope for all of you is that it's infected.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I recently learned all this. Vagina is the hole that is the hole where the penis goes in and the baby comes out. The urethra is not on your clitoris, but it basically is. I think it's like under the hood of it or something. And it's the tiniest hole that somehow like five streams come out of. You know what's crazy?
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And then the vagina is just the whole. It's not the whole. It's not the thing. The thing is called the labia. I've been spanked about this.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I mean, but also, like, I would say straight men and gay women have, like, an actual view of the vagina that I have not had, where you really, like, can see everything. Right.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
And yeah, it's... I see that. I picture it like it's like pulled back with little pins like the... Like a butterfly. Or yeah, like a frog that you dissect or something. Oh, no. It's filleted. Yeah, because there's so many folds. I...
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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I don't know if mine is one time many years ago. I'm sorry. I'm talking way too much.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Who's upstairs? I mean, this is a visual. Really? Wait, can I have your pen?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
but i was at the cellar a million years ago the comedy cellar sorry and i was sitting at a booth across mark maron and i don't remember who suggested this honestly but we both we each drew a picture of a vagina and then we showed it to each other and it was so embarrassing because mine was like our we exposed it and then his was like that like
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
two parentheses in a line and then mine was like so much it was so much but like I don't know if that's just me I don't think that my vagina is like maybe that's more of a expressionist it looks like a salad My vagina looks like a salad. I don't know. Is that not? You know what? Yeah, I can see that. It's like, yes, the hot dog bun. But then if you open that up, there's a world.
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So maybe he didn't have his glasses on, you know, when he's... But that said, I've never been face to face with a vagina.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
All right. No, I mean, I, you know, I remember my stepsister wanted to go on Shark Tank and try to sell a vagina mirror, which would just be like basically a mirror on a selfie stick or something. But you can do that with an iPhone.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Yeah, well, what is it? Listen, someone put wheels on luggage, like, way too late. No one thought of that. That is true. When wheels went on luggage, I go, I can't believe it took this long to put wheels on luggage. Right. Why was there ever, why were, where was, were there ever?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
China's like driving in Italy. It's like... What?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
You can't believe there's only one lane. There's an ocean. There's like a huge cliff with an ocean.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I did think of something yesterday that I thought only Conan will. Well, you know, I mean, gosh, I can't really do this in stand up because I don't feel like anybody would remember. But I do think that they should reveal the Epstein files. but it should be the Juan Epstein files. And all of them are signed Epstein's mother.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I had a, my sister and I had a Welcome Back Cotter trash can.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
No, ours, we had a trash can and it said like, I'm going to call you schools out because you have no class and like all the different things they say.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
We know Trump is all over the actual list, so that's probably what he would, maybe he would reveal that and be like, what? I said I was going to, and I did.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
So the logs are basically just be Juan Epstein and Juan Epstein's mother.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Which was disgusting people. Criminals. Are you a conspiracy theorist? I don't know. I mean, the moon landing was fake.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Yeah, the guy who does my makeup is really – fell into a whole thing about how the Challenger didn't really explode and all those people are still alive. Right. And I was in ninth grade and we watched it because there was a teacher from Concord, the next town over, Christy McCullough.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
They're just living regular lives and with different names.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Well, like conspiracy theorists don't call themselves conspiracy theorists, right? It's like cults don't call themselves cults. I have a friend who I know I feel confident grew up in a cult. And he goes, it's not a cult. I go, you wouldn't know. Yeah. You're in it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I don't do stand-up. Did anything come up when you searched pussy walls?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
You know what I mean? Right. It doesn't sound like it. Yeah. Feels good. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
It's got a little ball of like menthol poison that you can squeeze and you hear it go... And then it's a menthol cigarette. And I guess what I was saying is that's like a hymen.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Can you Google that? Can we take a nap for the rest of this?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
You would think I would be done with vagina humor in my 20s, maybe my 30s, surely by my 40s.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
There is. There is. And it's you speaking your truth. I'm so sorry. Why don't we talk about your penis and balls? Let's get into it. I feel like they talk like this. Like what? That was my dad trying to do an Irish accent. Haunted, it's your penis and balls. Penis and balls.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
You can be anything you want to be. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Or. Or. Let's not stigmatize words that mean, you know. Yes. There are genitals.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
You don't even need to say words anymore. To do Seinfeld. He's held hostage and he had tape over his mouth and he'd still be like, oh God.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Somebody must have done an impression of him like once he has dementia.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Yeah, it does. It does. Just to keep it on the 70s.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Conan doesn't know anything about vaginas.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I've been looking for the picture in my phone of your mouth that I used as my vagina. That's right. I've actually been tasked with finding it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
What story behind it? Just kidding. Yes, and? Not an improviser.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Actually, Adam Schlesinger, may he rest in peace, came over my apartment and was like, this book's a musical. I read the chapter titles. He's like, that's a song, you know, whatever.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Yeah, I had a show on Comedy Central that was a musical, and my first special had music in it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
No, I didn't write all the songs in the Sarah Silverman program. I wrote some of them and co-wrote some of them. But in my special, Jesus is Magic, which I'm guessing doesn't hold up because I say a lot of things that I wouldn't say today or I'd get in a lot of trouble and have. But, yeah, I wrote this. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, my God.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I just wanted to see if I could do ventriloquism.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Thank you. Yeah, yeah. And he saw it because I saw his musical, Mr. Saturday Night, which was really great. And the woman who played The incredible Broadway star who played his daughter plays my mother, Beth Ann. That is Shoshana Bean, and she's incredible. And so he came to see it because they, yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I don't want to, like if I'm performing, no, I don't want to know. I actually took a chance. Did I tell you this? But I remember, do you know Todd Glass?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
So funny. So, so funny. But I worry that he can get in his head. So it was years ago and he was about to go on at Largo. And I knew he had like some big wigs coming to see him. And I took a chance. And right before he went on, I said, I feel like I should tell you they didn't show up. But they had. But I felt like if he thought that they didn't show up.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
He'll just be fucking and be super relaxed. And he was. And then when he got off, I go, I lied. They're here. And he was. so happy. But it could have gone really bad, of course, but I took a chance.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
It was impulsive. My heart was pounding, but I felt like it was the right thing to do, and it ended up being good. And now he's a big star.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
He is the funniest. Second funniest. Third funniest. Fourth funniest. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
It was definitely the fastest hour I've put together because of the events that it's about. My parents... you can't relate to this, but died very closely together. Yeah, yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
They died nine days apart. And we moved in and like dueled them through death at home. And so it's, it just, and it happened when my last special came out. I've only done, I think this is my fifth special. And my last special before that was my fourth special. Oh! I'm sorry. This is a terrible right turn, but maybe... I don't know what's going on, but my elbow, if I even touch it to a surface...
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
It hurts? Excruciating pain. It's like nerve ending or something. Does this sound familiar? Yes. Really?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
My boyfriend goes, you should call the doctor. I go, no, because in three days it will be gone and I'll just have never known what it was. Yeah. Anyway. What was I saying? My parents died. Sorry. Go on.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
So as we're taking care of them, my last special came out. And so... When I went back to doing stand-up, I was starting completely over. And of course, all I had to talk about was my bad experience. And it developed faster than usual.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Why are you talking about this like it was in 1987? It just happened. It was all during the pandemic.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Oh, my God. You were amazing at the Oscars.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
There's not pictures of me everywhere, but there's a couple pictures.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
There is a pillow with my face on it back there. That's my friend Mark Cohen crocheted it. And then he gave it to me, and I lived in a tiny apartment, and I was having lunch with Flanagan, and I was like, I love him so much, but I can't have a pillow with my face on it in my living room. It's embarrassing. What is your problem? He goes, bring it over here. Bring it over here.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Well, no, my dad knew that my stepmother, my stepmother had died. She had cancer. It was terrible. She loved life. Well, not blah, blah, blah. Not blah, blah, blah at all. But you know what I mean?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
She was so wonderful. And they were in bed together holding hands. So she was he was he was they were holding hands and she had passed away. And my sister had texted me because I had gone home to sleep for the night. And she said Janice has passed away. And dad is is would normally be awake by now. But I think he passed. In his bones, he knows and he doesn't.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
But yeah, he, well, he lived another week and people came to visit him and stuff. And so he knew. And he even, he was so funny in his final days. Yeah. Jeff Ross came over. He was very close to my parents.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Roastmaster General, not your executive producer for Monday Night. That would be, yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Yeah. And he first of all, he came and I shockingly have this on video. So I talk about the thing and then you see it at the end, you know, like in the credits, I put a bunch of like videos and pictures like, you know, when you see a biography or something and then you see that like the real people. I like that. Anyway, Jeff walked in and he said everyone called my dad Schleppi Schleppi.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Lepi, I got bad news. I don't think you can be my emergency contact anymore. And then Jeff had introduced my parents to this magician named Bernie Shine, who's closer to their age. And they all became good friends. And about six months earlier, they had all gone to see Bernie do magic, you know. So Jeff is sitting with my dad and he goes.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Do you want me to FaceTime Bernie so you could say goodbye? And my dad said, okay. Because my dad wanted to go. He probably could have gotten better, but he was like, no, I'm good. He really just wanted to be with his Janice. So Jeff calls him, and he holds up the camera, and Bernie gets on, and he goes, Donald, I'm so sorry. And my dad goes, Bernie, your show was so bad, it killed Janice.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Oh, my God. And then he goes, and I'm not feeling so hot either.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
You're laying in bed like, I'm funny still, right?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
What's better than hanging with us? How are we doing on time?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I think he's like the most underrated waiter.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Hi, my name is Sarah Silverman and I feel... Rejoice slash dead inside. About being... About being Conan O'Brien's friend.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Everybody knows. No, he's so fucking... He's so funny. And I love his jokes. You know his joke where he goes... This is what bothers me about the generation of comics who are like, that's so hacky, talking about airplanes, talking about rental cars, difference between New York and Raleigh. That's because comics used to have to be on the road, and they still do.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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And that was their lives, and that's what they're talking about. It's not just hackneyed because you heard someone tell you that stuff is hackneyed. Nothing is if it's funny. There's no topic that's... You can't talk about, anyway, this isn't part of his joke, but he has a joke about being on an airplane.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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He goes, you know, I was on an airplane, you know, and I don't think that the pilot was very experienced. You know, he got on and he goes, oh, thank you for flying with us. We'll be taking off in roughly five to ten. Whoa, whoa, here we go. And then he comes back on ten minutes later. Oh, where is the, oh, here it is.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
and he used to do impressions that I don't think not on in on in his professional life but he would always do impressions of the Beatles talking about does this ring a bell no I'm not gonna do it right you just have to have him do it when he's here but it's like I remember it was like I was fucking John and the asshole and I pulled down and came on his face and that's when we wrote I will
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
That's like an easy version, but he's like a real, like an almost aristocrats version of the Beatles talking about how they wrote songs.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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I think that's why it's just only for, you know, at home words.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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But it's not sad. I mean, it's got sad moments, but it is, you know.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
It's about my parents dying, but I am pointing out that it is, you know, just the funny parts.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Tragedy plus less than a year equals comedy.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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He can also fart on command. Anyway, thanks. Bye.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
When I was thinking about today and all the way... You've been dreaming about today.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
But like with tears, you know, the way you do it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I don't know why this happened, but all I all I've been singing on the way. Are you still laughing about you crying when you masturbate?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I've been singing Conan, don't be discouraged. The man, he isn't hard to understand. Is that right? I can't remember the rest.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I just remember the guy, the comic that gave him the gun was like the youngest comedian ever to be on The Tonight Show or something.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Oh, I like fun facts. I mean, is it the funnest fact? No, maybe not.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
If it's not fun, then why are we all laughing?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Yeah. It's a very good point. I didn't want to wear my glasses. There she is.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Yeah. It's in D.C. It closes in a week or it's probably closed by the time this hits people's ears. But hopefully it will go to whatever. Cut this part out. No, keep this part in.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
I know, there's like no one where you are trying to avoid a conversation, I feel. I feel like everyone is a joy to see.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
What is this acting thing? Yeah. No, I always wanted to be an actor. Really? Yeah. But I always wanted to be a comic. And then that really is, you know, more like I always think that's like being gay, being a comedian, you know, because you're like born that way. Right. There's nothing you can do about it. Right. And you should just let your freak flag fly. Yes.
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But I, yeah, I like acting, but I, well, it's not up to me. But I feel that people can, I can get lost in a character and you aren't like, that's Sarah Silverman. Right. But I understand that people tend to worry about that because they go, oh, but everyone knows her. And they like, you know, she's like herself. You were not, though. But I wasn't.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
Well, I auditioned, you know, I always want to audition because I, you know, I want to like get the part because they like what I, you know, whatever I'm doing.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Isn't it funny that the sound of like a million people laughing is like a whisper sound effect?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Wow. Okay. You know how to wear teal. A little teal for you right there. That is a great color on you.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Sarah Silverman Returns Again
No, no. People won't get lost in it. You know, like I this great writer director had a series on Apple Plus. I guess I shouldn't say that. Whatever. And he asked me to be in it. Mm hmm. And a great role. And I was like, great, you know. And then and I've had to do this before, too. So I had compassion. But he he had to call me and be like, I'm horrified.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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The people at Apple Plus don't want you for the part. They feel like the people won't get lost in you or whatever. And I was like. I totally understand that because I had a pilot once and I asked this amazing director to direct it. And he got right back to me and was like, yes, I'm in. And he's like this awesome, cool, far out director. And then it was for NBC years ago.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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And they were like, oh, no, we don't approve him. What? Oh, my God. I mean, that was awful. Not that good a story, but thank you for your. This is how you react in a podcast. It is. Yeah. I'm killing.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Like the labia? I don't know. I don't know where I've heard pussy walls, the phrase. And I'm sorry to interrupt. I am interested in the story you were telling, whatever it was. Let's break this down. Are these interior or exterior walls? I'm in my mind is interior walls. I don't know where I've heard it or why it's so embedded in me.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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But like whenever I'm watching The Bachelor or Bachelorette, which is any given Monday. Um, they always say like, you know, and I put up my walls and I always say out loud pussy walls. And then my boyfriend who's like in another room hears it and is like knows exactly what's happening because it's like a it's almost like an OCD thing. But is have you guys heard that? Well, I'm curious.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Hey y'all, it's your old pal Sarah Silverman and I'm back in New York City where now weed is so legal they have stores. Stores with weed. I mean, what is this, 23 other states? Great, but could I find someone to smoke this fancy new legal weed with? Do you guys smoke pot?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
You buy it from the store now or do you guys still, are you loyal to your old dealers?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
I noticed a couple of you have walkie talkies. Is it for work?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Hey, this is Sarah Silverman. I just want to let you know that Curtis has diarrhea and he might be a little bit late. Okay, well, these guys didn't get stoner comedy, but maybe I'd find some bud buddies at one of the new licensed dispensaries, like the Union Square Travel Agency, where buying drugs feels like, well, a little bit like making an appointment at the Not-So-Genius bar.
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
I love it. When I first moved to New York City, the way I got weed was I'd call my dealer or get into his Toyota Yaris and have to sit in a smelly car while I listened to his band's demo. And here, I mean, are you in a band?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
It's refreshing. Instead of dealers without professional boundaries, these new dispensaries have weed baristas, aka bud tenders. I want the giggles and the creativity of a sativa with the feeling like I'm being held by a 16-foot man, cradled like a baby. We have something for that.
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Do you have anything that I can put up anally, like as a backstory of some kind? Not with weed in it, just anything. Not here. Are you high right now?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
I'd like to speak to a manager, please. Non-high weed dealers? What a strange new world. At least the customers were just like in the old days. What are you guys gonna do when you're high?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
What's brownies? Is that some kind of sex euphemism?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Oh, that sounds good. That's right up my alley. Can I get high with you?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
When it's time to get intimate, you know. One of you guys will have to leave.
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
We'll pick straws. And people aren't just using weed to enhance their eating and love making.
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
It's like I feel like you smoke pot and you realize that nothing you're worried about matters. Yeah. I mean basically we're already dead. These users were so stoked on their legal weed, it seems like anyone could sell it to them. Notes of hickory. Like anyone at all. What ills are you trying to solve with drugs?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Yeah, just ultimate high. We can do that with this. That's going to be $738. For an ace? It is expensive, but it is cheaper than therapy. All in all, it's crazy to think that something you can buy now for a lot of money in a fancy store used to get people sent to prison. And many are still there. There are people here that were put in prison for weed crimes.
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
It would be great if there was a radical exchange of wealth with people who have served time for something that politicians are making millions from now. Absolutely. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm stoned. I still hadn't found anyone to smoke with besides the horny brownie lovers, but as usual, New York City didn't let me down. This is crazy.
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
We're actually doing a story about people smoking weed in New York.
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Yeah, if he has a picture of it, it's definitely true. Which led me to address the most serious question that this issue had raised. I've got a dog at home. Like, do you think she loves me, or do you think it's just like I'm the person that feeds her, so she just plays ball?
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TDS Time Machine | 4/20
I guess it doesn't really matter whether you get your weed from a fancy dispensary or as part of some tragically misguided drug war, as long as you smoke it with a friend. My dog is love. I could cry. That's so beautiful. Love. My dog is love. Love made a mess on the carpet.
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TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love.
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TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
And finally, today is Valentine's Day, the day when flowers find out which house they're going to die in. Seriously, why do we give people roses? They are already dying the second you cut them. You're basically giving someone a hospice patient. Love them while you can. Just try to keep them hydrated and make sure they're as comfortable as possible.
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TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
But there is a Valentine's surprise that's even worse than Rose's, stealing people's money.
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TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
That's right. You got to be careful out there. If anyone literally ever says anything nice to you, call the police. And she said another red flag is if the person has an amazing lifestyle, a perfect job, gorgeous photos. Oh, my God. Am I a scammer? Well, for more on these romance scams, we turn to Michael Kosta. Michael, it's... It is so sad to hear about this, especially on Valentine's Day.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
You're very smart, Michael. But let's focus on the romantic scams because I'm especially worried about how they target the elderly.
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TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
You're catfishing your own grandmother?
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TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
I'm sure the dogs are grateful, but how does catfishing your grandmother even work? Take me through this.
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TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
I guess in its own way, this is actually like a loving thing, Michael. I hope all the men out there love their grandmas enough to seduce them.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Why is that happening? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, we're just aging. I mean, there's not a reason for it. I wasn't a drummer in a rock band or anything.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I mean, there's not a good reason. Oh, I'm always near amps. No. No, my body is dying. My body is slowly stopping. Come on! And you know, I finally did it because... Ja. Ja. Ja, ja. Es ist etwas, was im Gehirn passiert, weil, und ich verabschiede mich total daran, wenn man es nicht gut hört, verhindert man nur laute, störende Orte, wo man nichts hören kann.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Ich bin meine Nanna, wo ich sage, was? Und sie öffnen es und ich sage, was? Und sie sagen es wieder und ich höre es noch nicht, also gehe ich nur, oh, haha.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Well, that's the thing is when you can't hear and you keep saying what eventually your loved one goes, I said, do you want salad?
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You don't have to have that tone with me. I'm just a human being.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
No. I don't know why I didn't, but I didn't.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I really had closure. And I think I cried so much while it was happening, because it was just so much. Yeah. It was just... That, like, once they were gone, it was... I ache for them, I miss them so much, but it was a massive relief in many ways as well. Especially my stepmother, who just watching her suffer was awful, and she loved life so much.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
My dad was just like, he died of kidney failure, but it was pretty much of a broken heart. He could have probably fought it, gotten better, but he did not want to.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. I'm listening. We would have them record on their iPhones, doctors appointments as they got older so that we could listen back. We had a family WhatsApp chain and then we could listen back and make sure everything was taken care of. And when, yeah.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I'm listening to them in their doctor's appointment. And the doctor, the worst thing you could hear, you know, Janice, I'm so sorry, you have stage four pancreatic cancer. And you just hear him go, I'm alone!
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Fucking psychopath. And it's widower, of course.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Ja, es ist, ich meine, es ist, und natürlich schreien, ich bin allein, ist einfach wilder Narzissismus. Ich weiß. Es ist einfach unglaublich. Und er war ein totaler Narzissist, aber es war meistens adorabel. Aber das war sehr beobachtend und verrückt, einfach verrückt.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Well, the plan with all of us was always that he would go first, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel guilty because I remember yelling at him once. He was being a fucking asshole to her. And... My dad was a delight, but he, you know, he could be an asshole to her. And I was just like, you know, anything you say to her, just know we will hear about it.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You know, and I said, you act like, you know, all she's doing is trying to help you stay well. And you know what's going to happen? She's going to die first because you're killing her. You know, and then I felt bad because she did.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
As they were dying, my last special came out. And I never do specials. I've done, this is my fifth special of my life. It was called Someone You Love. Oh, what was that about? It was just a stand-up special about lots of things. You know, this is the only time I have like a topic. And so my special came out as they were dying. So I was at zero.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You know, I was at zero. So when I went back to doing stand-up after they died, I was, I had nothing. And so I just started, that's all I talked about. You know, I go, I have fucking nothing. You know, when you're at Largo and you're starting over and you're just like, I don't, I have nothing. And I just used my, what I said at his, my dad's eulogy, because there were so many funny stories in it.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Oh yeah, where I'm not like lying or making up a joke or saying something terrible.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm kind of... Honest and sincere in it. But I get worried to say that because, you know, I guess I'm here to sell my special. And I always worry that people are going to be like, no, my audience.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, it felt different. But I mean also I'm not like... I'm different. I know. You know, I mean, so like, yeah, my first couple specials were like way more kind of hardcore. Jokes. Character-ish, you know, like horrible person saying something sweet, you know. Right, you had a good sense of. The other way around, sweet person saying something horrible.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Whatever. That was your bit. Yeah, it was like my thing. And then I just, you know, as you grow and you change and you learn shit and you can't unring bells...
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
We have so many facets of ourselves, all people I'm talking about. And I was just thinking, it's like, who am I going to be? Am I going to be bully, jackass, you know, Sarah, like makes fun of her friends? Or am I going to be like sincere?
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You know, therapy, Sarah. But like, you know, we're all different people depending on who we're sitting with.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I don't know that it's like sitting and consciously thinking about it. I never really... Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja, ja, ja. Und, weißt du, es werden immer Leute sein, die wegfallen, und neue Leute, oder manche Leute wachsen mit dir, aber es gibt immer Leute, die sagen, erinnere dich, als sie lustig war? Und ich sage, ja, ich mache das.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And I loved doing it and I had the Sarah Silverman program where I was like really got to play it out and be a huge asshole.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And I loved it. And of course I changed and whatever. I grew up and everything and my comedy kind of stayed the same in some ways, changed in some ways, whatever. I mean, I think if you become beholden to some character you got like famous with, you become such a caricature of yourself. It's like you'll sell tickets, but it's sad in my view. Yeah.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And I always think of, I love Joan Rivers who like, if you really look, she reinvented herself so many times.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
But I love that she said, like, she didn't really feel like she came into her, like, she found herself stand-up-wise until she was in her 70s. I think that's so cool. Like, I want to be able to look forward to... We're comics. There's every age, every, you know.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
But everything is about the same shit. Everything there is. That's why you can look at a painting of a red square and see something different and get something new out of it, depending on what's been happening in your life and the world around you.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Wir haben zwei Piloten zusammen geschrieben, vor Jahren. Es war so lustig und ich liebte es, mit ihm zu sein. Und ich erinnere mich, wie er sagte, was ist ein verdammtes roter Quadrat? Wenn du einen roten Quadrat bautest, könnte ich einen roten Quadrat bauten. Und er sagte, ja, aber du hast ihn nicht gemacht.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Ich meine, das ist so dumm, aber ich, weißt du, als ich klein war, habe ich Mr. Rogers gesehen und dann, als ich in der Hochschule war, war es vor der Schule und ich hätte es an und ich habe es einfach in einem ganz neuen, wie mein Gehirn schlägt.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
fucking brilliant. You know, in Sesame Street. It's kind of like how if you experience grief as a child, you re-experience it at every stage of development. Well, that's kind of like the same with art or anything, I guess.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
We also have more space to... This is going to sound really like eye-rolly.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
To raise ourselves, to continue to raise ourselves.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
What mood are they in when they come home? And that's that's my future. That's like what my night will be.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
It's a great day. But also it's like, you know, my mom, my mom, she was interested in show business and she read People magazine and she knew all these fun facts and who was dating who. It's not a surprise that I Ja. Ja. Ja. Why would I care? Or something. Why do you think I'm in show business? I'm in show business so my mom will call me and say I saw you on TV.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And my stepmom, my dad told me my stepmom would call her and beg her to call me.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
She was kind of like... No, my dad and my stepmother, anytime I was on TV or something, they always called me. Oh, we watched you. You were wonderful. My mom just couldn't You know, she loved Rachel Maddow. Like, oh, her Rachel. So I like, I was on Rachel Maddow doing something. And I like, I had a terrible appearance because I mentioned her name. Oh, my mother loves you.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And she was like, oh, hi, Mrs. Silverman. Oh, it's actually O'Hara. You know, and I'm like, dude, going so far on this journey. Very quick appearance.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
For my mother when I needed to talk about other things. And I was so excited because she would see it. I know she watches it every night. I didn't hear from her.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I called her like the next day or the next day. I go, I gave you a shout out on your favorite. Did you see? Oh, yeah, I saw.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You know, my dad was in the first half of my life and my mom kind of was, you know, everything. I could paint a heartbreaking story, I could paint a perfect picturesque story, just like anybody else.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Meine Schwestern haben es letztendlich alle mit meinem Vater verändert. Ich war diejenige, die bei meinen Moms war. Wenn der Telefon klingelte, würde ich die TV ausmachen. Gott sei Dank hat er die TV im Hintergrund gehört. Er hatte einen ganzen Hang-up, dass meine Mutter schlau war. Sie war klinisch depressiv, klar. Und ich werde jetzt schlau sein. Und es ist ein echter Hang-up für mich jetzt.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, which is like I love to do a whole lot of nothing any second I can. But then I'll have like immense guilt around it. And then I'll project that onto my partner, Rory. And he's like, I don't think you're lazy. I think you're the least lazy person I've ever met. Get that out of your head. That's you. That's your thing, you know. But I still have that thing where it's like...
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
My dad's gonna see I'm watching TV. I still think I'm fat. Oh my gosh.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Nun, sie, sie, sie, du konntest nicht sagen, dass sie jüdisch war.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Um, you know, like overalls, not into not baubles like, you know, the Jews that they're like, we're New England Jews. Like, I don't know what that is.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, well, he looks like... Yeah, and also he's got an attitude.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, right. Well, the thing is, like, well, both my parents were atheists and, you know, we were just Jewish culture. We were Jewish by... Yeah, by being Jewish.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Right. So it's like, my sister, the rabbi, you know, she always said, we thought being Jewish meant being a Democrat, because that's how we were different in New Hampshire.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Because she's Susie to me and she was Susie to you, but now she's like Rabbi Susan. So she always says when someone calls her Susie, she knows that they know her from my podcast or from me.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, I became very, I mean, I have no religion.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
But I grew up with no Jews, so I didn't, my experience of people knowing I was Jewish, I'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm Jewish, but like totally not.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You know, I was like immediately apologizing.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
The Worcester Jew. Yeah. And that's what your dad was? John Benjamin. He was from Brockton. Boston and Brockton.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Well, different things that we ask each other.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
It's Susie, then Laura, then Jodine, then me. Jodine is Janice's daughter, so we met when we were both seven.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah. But also she's, she's a Rabbi to everyone else.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And us too, but also she's like dark as shit. A dark silver man. Like, I mean, Dad died like the night, like at 2 a.m. on the 11th. Her birthday, her 60th birthday was May 10th.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah. And he's literally, she, she videoed, this is, I don't know if this is okay to say, I hope it is.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
She videotaped just for us, like herself, just sitting next to dad's bed where you can like literally just hear the death rattle, like this is the end. And she was just like. Happy Birthday to me. It's very our family to just be so fucked up.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, I made a mixtape for my dad of... Von all den Hits aus dem Sommer, als er 17 war. Und ich habe sie gespielt. Er wusste jedes Wort zu jedem Song. Aber er war nicht in seiner Meinung, war er? Nein, er war nicht überhaupt. Aber es ist interessant, wie du 17, vielleicht 12 erinnerst. Du wirst jeden Wort zu jedem Hitsong erinnern. Ist das wild?
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Ja, ich habe versucht, das mit meinem alten Mann zu bringen.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I had, it's so funny because I had digitized a bunch of stuff and I was like, fuck, I only have these like two going out of business sale commercials on my phone where he's like crying, fake crying and saying, which I have on my phone. But when I was working with the editor, he taught me how to search my computer, the hard drive or whatever, and I found a bunch more.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Ja, ja. Digitisiert aus einem Kassett oder so.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, I mean, it was so raw. I remember coming straight to Largo from cleaning out their apartment, you know, and just like being so tired. Oh, they were here, huh? Yeah, they had an apartment. We got them an apartment in L.A. So that's where we all were, which was great. We were all here. Right. Not Susie, though.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
No, of course. She was there for a long time. And three of her kids. Oh, really? Three of her five kids.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Did you? So close. My grandparents? My dad's mother I was close with. Yeah.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Ich liebe die alten jüdischen Namen. They were definitely trauma bonding, you know, unconsciously when my parents, when they met. Because they're both the older of two siblings. My dad had a younger brother and mom had a younger sister. And they both were the only one of their siblings that was deeply abused by parents. My dad's dad beat the shit out of him every day.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I mean, I didn't know about... I knew she was... Aber ich wusste nicht wirklich, wie groß der Verbrechen ist, bis ich ein bisschen älter war. Und Laura hat mir gesagt, und ich erinnere mich, dass ich so wütend war, weil ich das jetzt nicht mehr kennen konnte. Aber natürlich bin ich froh, dass ich das tue. Und es hat mich so viel mehr verstanden, wie meine Mutter. Ich weiß.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
But how my mom didn't seem at all Jewish is like, she comes from that generation where it's like her mother was an immigrant from Poland. Oh my God. I did that Finding Your Roots show.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Nothing interesting. Really? I mean, he was wonderful. He said it was the farthest he was able to go back of a Jew.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Er hat gesagt, all the way back from Catherine the Great, Russia, Belarus.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
But it was ultimately very boring because it was... It was a million names, not many pictures or anything. It was just like they signed censors, you know, and everything. But it was just, all their jobs, it was just peddler, peddler, peddler, dressmaker, cobbler, peddler, peddler.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Oh, that's why they were, you know, they were, that's like, what's his name? David Baddiel.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You know, he says like, yeah, my family were rich in Germany and they went right into their real big house and murdered them. Like, oh fuck, you know, but yeah, we were poor Jews.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Oh, I was on the Finding Your Roots related to Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Well, yeah, that's why I like Laura has Asian features because of the, you know, Mongolian.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And a tiny percentage Siberia, which was, what does that mean? Like just a prisoner, a Russian prisoner?
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, well, you know, he was kind of orphaned. I remember that. His mom when he was 14, his dad when he was 19. Yeah. And he lived with his grandpa when we knew him.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, he's got his one-man show. Take a banana for the ride.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Machst du Filme? Irgendwas? Oh, vielleicht. Ja, ich werde ein independentes Thema machen. Ja?
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I don't get a lot coming my way. Or it's something where it's like, if you attach, we're going to try to get money and funding. If I'm your hope, you're just doomed.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, I did. He's one of those guys that is so prepared and so... Cooper. Bradley Cooper, that... What would probably be days and days and days. We were done early every time. Three days to do an 11-page intricate party scene, we got done on the first day.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Awesome, yeah. He's so prepared. He knows exactly what he wants to do.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
People have all sorts of opinions on it, but yeah, he did it. He made the movie he wanted to make and it's gorgeous. I really liked it. Again, I didn't totally... Get it until I saw it at home with subtitles because I realized I can't hear.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I can't hear well. That's what's not to get. I'm hearing every fourth word pretty much.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
No, I just can't fucking hear. As a matter of fact, he was... Ja, ja, ja. He would do it.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Rory. Rory what? Rory Albanese. Rory. I can say it better if I say it fast.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Rory Albanese, which is Italian for Albanian. Oh, really?
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, that was a different direction. Although I will say his accent sounds hoity-toity because it's British, but it kind of is, it's a very small leap to Boston.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Attell looks exactly like my father when he was young.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I love... It's just you saying, rattling off, like, the bed I've dated. It's like, makes me... It's such a warm feeling. Like, yeah, we really know each other. We've known each other for so long. I know. Maybe we talk every few years, we see each other a lot or whatever, but it's like we really do know each other.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, you slept with one of my roommates.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Ja, sie, oh, Jessica Winole, I always laugh because I still am in touch with her and she's sober and she's doing great. She's a drama teacher in New Jersey.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Sie war eine Schauspielerin und sie schrieb Spiele und sie war in der Experimental-Theater-Weg. Und wir haben immer dieses, ich weiß nicht, ob das zu visuell ist, aber Jessica und ich erinnern uns, du weißt, in der Schule, ich hatte schon geflogen, aber sie war noch in der Schule und ich liebte sie. Und wir gingen zu einer ihrer Experimental-Spiele sehen, in der sie war.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Und, weil sie in der Experimental-Theater-Weg war, weißt du. Und es war eine dieser Spiele, wie... Ja, ja, ja. You must be so proud. The greatest was that we always laugh because when they came out to bow at the end, she didn't like have a robe on. She just came out naked, you know, and I'm like, everyone's clapping and then like the pointing out the band, you know.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Well, just like having like. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Das ist verrückt. pick it and then come over to swim in the pool. I just love it because it's inspiring. I think it's important. I don't know everybody. I'm a shut-in mostly, but through stand-up, I'm close with Beth Stelling and all of her friends and all the comics she knows. Robbie ended up in the pool.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
It was funny because Rory said something funny like... You know, I finally have like topless women in the pool, but they all have top surgery. Robbie said something so funny, and it so defines her, because she's almost like dice, or if she wasn't in a, or they.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
They don't care, and they get mad that I get mad at myself, but they're there. But they were like... Sie kommt aus den Kronenheiden, sie ist sehr orthodox.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, she sounds like Jackie Mason. Right. But it's earnest. Yeah, it's completely earnest. It's not a bit. So she's in the pool and she's like, you know, my brother. But by the call, he's like, trans people fucking gross, you know, and I'm, what am I supposed to do, not pick up the phone when he calls me every Tuesday?
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You know, and it's like, there's, to me, like, she's, there's an importantness about her that she will... hopefully never take on herself. You know, it's like, almost like how Billie Jean King was like a huge feminist icon, but to her, she was just a tennis player.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And to Robbie, they're just a comic, but I think their existence does a lot of work where of kind of bringing people together and not making such a big deal about that gender and whatever. Not that, not, I don't mean they shouldn't make a big deal about it. I mean, in the face of hatred, she still sees her brother and connection and love. Oh, and the good, yeah.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And just, you know, rolls her eyes and still.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Yeah, I'm not articulating it well. No, no, I know what you mean.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
They, she, get away with so much and it's wonderful. It's refreshing. She's got a free zone. Oh my God, they posted... She doesn't give a fuck. We're struggling, but we're trying to do what is most respectful.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
But they posted just them doing stand-up like in Brooklyn somewhere. And it was the funniest bit. I'm sure it's in a special or something. But they go... The Property Brothers? What is this? Twins are for kids. He wears blue, she wears red? Like, they're gay. It's kind of nonsensical.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
It's kind of semi-hate speech, but it's like, because it's coming from her, it's like, it's just so... And I think also, it's the delivery, it's like historical.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Selbst wenn du sie anschaust, der Ort, wo sie ihre Zunge hält. Ja. Yeah, it's like there's a cultural... Yeah, it's crazy.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Es war Leid. Es war ein sehr jüdischer Gest.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I've never had a mezuzah. And for my birthday this year, Jeff Ross got me a mezuzah.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
You did? Yeah. Is it a nice one or a weird modern thing? It's pretty. No, it's nice. I don't know. But there's a story in our family. But I... I feel it might be like an old joke or something, because my dad would often say something was real and it was like something you heard. But as the story goes, when my parents got married, they moved into an apartment.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
They were given a mezuzah, you know, neither of them are religious. And they're just like, how are we supposed to hang this? What do we do? And my mother opened it up and she goes, oh, there's instructions inside. And then she opened it, unscrolled it and said, oh, they're in Hebrew.
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Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
It's funny that Jews don't have hell and yet we seem to fear hell in every move we make.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Mein Mothers Name war Beth-Anne. Meine Großmutter wollte niemanden, der jüdisch klingt. Sie hat ihren letzten Namen von Cohen zu Halpin gewechselt. Ich wusste das nicht, bis ich Finding Your Roots fand. Aber weißt du, die Schauspielerin Tova Feldschuh? Ich habe mit ihr gearbeitet und sie war wahrscheinlich in meiner Mothers Zeit. Sie sagte, dass ihr echter Name Terry Sue ist.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And that it was a boyfriend in college that she was madly in love with, who was like, you should be proud that you're Jewish. You should have a Jewish name like Tova. And she was like, okay.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Isn't that funny? But that generation, they don't have Jewish names because their parents don't, they work so hard to assimilate.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman. No, yeah. Yeah, Silverman.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Meine Großmutter war auch goldig und nichts, nicht kürzer für irgendwas.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Es ist wie Sarah. Sarah. Wie Sarah ohne ein H vielleicht?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
How do you prepare for that? I just have to wake up so early. I'm going to sleep as soon as I get home from here.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
I work really slow. I'm not prolific. And I have... Actually, when I have a timetable or a deadline, I make it. So I should probably do that. I've been a lot more disciplined and writing the book actually helped me with that a little bit.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
And I did realize, gee, if I spent three hours a day working on my act, I would have a lot more material a lot faster, but I'm a lazy fuck like all of us are, but I am starting to be a little more disciplined.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Nein, aber ich fange an. Weißt du, was ich gemacht habe? Wann immer ich eine Show bei Largo oder UCB oder so habe, gehe ich, okay, ich nehme heute und gehe in ein Hotel-Lobby und sitze mit einem Legal Pad oder meinem Laptop. Und weil ich mit Leuten umgekehrt bin, muss ich aussehen, als ob ich arbeiten würde. Und das fordert mich, etwas zu machen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1644 - Sarah Silverman
Und an dieser Nacht bin ich immer froh, dass ich das gemacht habe.