Sarah Silverman
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
And finally, today is Valentine's Day, the day when flowers find out which house they're going to die in. Seriously, why do we give people roses? They are already dying the second you cut them. You're basically giving someone a hospice patient. Love them while you can. Just try to keep them hydrated and make sure they're as comfortable as possible.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
But there is a Valentine's surprise that's even worse than Rose's, stealing people's money.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
That's right. You got to be careful out there. If anyone literally ever says anything nice to you, call the police. And she said another red flag is if the person has an amazing lifestyle, a perfect job, gorgeous photos. Oh, my God. Am I a scammer? Well, for more on these romance scams, we turn to Michael Kosta. Michael, it's... It is so sad to hear about this, especially on Valentine's Day.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
You're very smart, Michael. But let's focus on the romantic scams because I'm especially worried about how they target the elderly.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
You're catfishing your own grandmother?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
I'm sure the dogs are grateful, but how does catfishing your grandmother even work? Take me through this.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Valentine's Day
I guess in its own way, this is actually like a loving thing, Michael. I hope all the men out there love their grandmas enough to seduce them.