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Chapter 1: What is the premise of the podcast 'Are You Garbage'?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or they're just a big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition.
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Yes, sir, and we could not be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today for Volume 5. Is that what it is? Volume 5 of The Chronicles of Jason, now sponsored by Lipton Hard Iced Tea and Lipton French Onion Soup. Give it up for Brisk. Mr. Big Jay Oakerson, everybody. Thank you, guys. Thank you for coming back.
I've been sitting in the fridge for a while.
It's funny when I make any moves in life that I feel like you guys would be the right people to talk to. Every night when I was at Helium over Thanksgiving weekend, I ordered in food from different places. And the last one I got was Oregon steaks, which was... Like Omaha steaks? No, no, no. Like cheese steaks. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good. Really?
I mean, I bought so many and brought them home, and I had to show people at work. I brought them. I was like, no, no, no, but this here. Because they finally chopped the meat. I can't understand that here. Showed people at work? What, are you working in an office? Seriously? I walked around SiriusXM with cheese sticks to show people.
I thought you picked up a receptionist job at a dental office or something like that. The girls at work love them.
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Chapter 2: What food experiments did Big Jay Oakerson try?
Try to describe it.
I'm not doing this moment justice. Oh, God, dude. My rudimentary words.
Like that rich lady they sent up in the horizon or whatever, the rich people that went to space.
It's like, that's our planet.
I really am so boyishly excited. Oh, also, that was a funny thing worth mentioning. When I went to that game with Shane, we got to walk down on the sidelines before the game. It's crazy. We walked in the end zone. It was crazy. But as I learned very quickly that day, how closely from a distance yelled Shane and Jay sounded like. Because I went in for a lot of stolen valor that felt really silly.
I was like, yeah! Yay! And I go, what's up? And you see right quick it's not you. These cheesesteaks are free. This is the pretzel. It's nuts, right?
We're not like you. We're different down here.
How many times I turned around with a wave that turned into just like a swinging arm, just like. What's going on back here, guys? Are those support beams up there? Clearly not me. I had to wait for two syllables. I'd be like, I'm going to take the shot.
That's Big J. Oh, buddy. We got to catch up a little bit here. So last we left in volume four, we had started off in comedy. Yes. Went over your trials and tribulations. You were getting everything off the ground, your different fashion choices on stage.
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Chapter 3: How does Big Jay feel about Philly cheese steaks?
I think like even like, but like Shane would be like, everyone would be like happy in some degree, like being where they came from. And so as I understand the comfort of that, the problem is I've been gone now so many, I've been gone 22, three years. So it's like, I wouldn't be more comfortable there. I'd be less comfortable. I don't know what it is down there.
You've lived here longer than there.
I like that.
Wawa.
But I am hoping with that jersey to get a little more of that like kind of. Sure.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Blue Chew. I'm hard.
Hello. That's what we're talking about, gang. Listen, it's the winter season. Time to make some babies. Get some rock hard boners in there, gang. Listen, as you get older, me, put on some weight. Not going to lie. Don't know if you can tell. Need a little help in the boudoir to get the old stick going. You know what I mean? Get the fishing rod up in the air, as they say.
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Chapter 7: What unique experiences does Big Jay share about his family gatherings?
Yeah, so. Is there a sink out there? Or a refrigerator? Frigerator. Really? Yeah. Whoa. It's nice. But yeah, so outdoor hot tub immediately.
What are you spending on that? They're like, what's a hot tub costing?
It's all over the place.
You're doing like a four man, a six man, an eight man?
I'd like to think big, and you want to think eight people, but here's the reality. It's just going to be you and her. How often is that going to happen? And when you have a party, I don't know.
You guys like to mix it up, though.
You guys are a little freaking deep.
Well, you know, you need at least four in case we have to find some suiting lovers.
Just me and Foley over there. The four of us hot tubbing.
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