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Chapter 1: What is Are You Garbage about?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy.
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?
Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She's out starting a new job today. Okay. Gold's Gym. Trainer. Respect it. She's got the winch throw if you need it. Mike Owens is coming at you from across the table. It's what we call a family episode.
Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman and an international man of mystery. Ooh, I don't know where he was last night. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video now available on Spotify. Go over there. You can comment. Beep, boop, boop. You can watch over there. I don't know what that means, but we're part of a creator program. Check it out. We're on the goddamn charts over there.
We are. We're like top 50 in all podcasts or something like that. I might be flubbing those numbers a little bit for marketing purposes. Going down. Also, patreon.com. I'll show you garbage. Greatest website of all time. Go over there and get all that bonus content. The Route 66 tour over on air on a YouTube channel. Go check that out. If you haven't. Still climbing. We appreciate you.
Share with a friend. We love you. And also, the boys got a couple dates left. First show sold out in Cleveland. First show sold out in Pittsburgh. Added shows this April. Get them tickies. Come hang with the boys.
I forgot to mention something in your intro. Uh-oh. Also... Goes along with the episode. Former counterman at the flagship store in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for Macy's department store. I was a haberdasher, sure. At the Wanamaker building. At the Wanamaker building. That shit doesn't get any bigger than that. Third floor, menswear. It does get a little bigger than that. Where? Bloomingdale's.
King of Prussia Mall. Fragrance model. I would push back on that.
Winner in 96. That's how you doing. No, okay. First of all, you were a seasonal employee. That's trash. Okay? I was full time, dog. Yeah, they brought me in when they needed me. I was banging in the summertime. I was a model.
You were the fat guy. You probably had a slice of Sparrow underneath the register.
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Chapter 3: What experiences do the hosts share about working in retail?
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I was in charge of, it was like Nike stuff, active.
What I'm saying is, would you go, if you saw me walking up and I'm looking at the Nike sweatsuits.
Yeah, hey, how you doing? Anything I can help you with today?
Beautiful.
Uh-huh. Sorry, sir, we don't carry 6XL. And you have a hole in your pants, a mustard on your shirt. We're going to have to ask you to leave. I want to talk to your manager. Well, it's my brother. He's on his way. He's not going to be a fan either. He don't like me. Was he your manager? No, he was at another store. He was in the manager training program. Yeah.
I bet you they do all right.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about shopping in malls?
That's the last. That and the Cinnabon. Yeah, they're like roaches. They'll survive the nuclear blast.
When Cinnabon hit, oh, my God.
Never got us.
We were in Annie Ann's family. My family went nuts for those things.
What was the first – for us, it was Clover was the first department store – Not mall departments. I guess it was kind of relatively connected to a mall.
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Chapter 5: What are the best food options in malls?
Clover was always a tent pole in a mall. It was always like at the end, the Macy's or the JCPenney's or whatever. Yeah, I'm trying to think of the name of this mall. Our Clover was attached to a Clemens, and then it had a little mart in between, like it was a bunch of kiosks. It was phenomenal. What are you asking? What's my first what? To me, that was the closest one.
Boscov's was our first one in Wilkes-Barre. They used to do the Halloween. They'd have the witch go from across the street to the other side. I waited in the car. That shit scared the fuck out of me. Sure. They just had some doll or some dummy on a wire, but she would peek out over here, and they had another lady peek out over there.
trauma this one was off street off street road shout out street road it's then it turned into a value city than an office max i believe uh or a staples but it used to be connected to a very small mall that was dying there it was always empty wasn't the leo mall was further down on bustleton this was like the roosevelt mall i forget what the fuck it was called um
See if you can look up Clover Street Road, Feasterville, PA, and see what mall that was. We would go skateboarding in it as, like, young teens. Inside? In the mall because it was so close. There was, like, a Jamba Juice, but, like, a knockoff one at the end. That was it. That's probably awesome. I always wanted to do shit like that. I remember the whole mall was small, like, Mediterranean tiles.
So we'd go, like, as you went. They weren't, like, the big smooth tiles. Damn. Yeah. I don't know what that is. Clay tiles or whatever?
Clover was either liquidated or sold and bought by the Federated Department Stores in 2005.
Can you see what mall that was connected to, though?
There should be some sort of... I always thought their parent company was Strawbridge and Clothier.
Was that the case?
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Chapter 6: What was the significance of the Macy's flagship store?
You got to be an earner. You got to be there a long time. You got to be Mr. D, X, or L to get 6%.
It should be like 10%. They should get 10% unless they're paying them at the wazoo. At the wazoo? Give them a reason to move some fucking gear.
They don't need to. You're in there. You can't go nowhere. What, are you going to walk out the fucking DL? You need the X. You know what I mean? I'll go over to Urban Outfitters right now.
What does DXL stand for? What's the D? Destination XL. Whoa.
Location, fat ass. I wish I could do a tractor beam.
Beep. Beep. Badass.
Destination. Destination badass. It's great.
No, it's Destination XL. My bad. It's also tall, too.
Dude, that one mannequin we posted a picture of, he's like 5'2", fucking 380, that guy.
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Chapter 7: How do past jobs influence current perspectives?
She goes, how do I get there? And I was like, lady, I don't like it. If I knew how to get there, I wouldn't be working here. I wouldn't be wearing my dad's clothes.
And my brother's shoes.
Okay, lady? Take me with you, will you? Get me out of this town. Now, if you don't mind, I have to go finish my chicken carbonara sandwich. No mushrooms. All right, we got to wrap it up. Sans mushrooms. You got to wrap it up, gang. Gang, we love you to death.
Uh-huh. We'll see you next week. Peace.