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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
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Chapter 2: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it to be classy. Yeah. Or to just a big old piece of trash. Basura. I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties and the New Edition. She just stole the turkey.
Okay. For Thanksgiving. Got a big one this year, Kippy. You're going to love it. Good for her. All right. Fair enough. Fuck you. Bye. Marcos is coming at me from right next to me, unamused this week. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. He signs the checks, baby. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
What up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.
Yes, sir. Luke wrote the turkey bit. I just want to tell you that. That's why it stinks. Son of a bitch. Gang, that's either here nor there, because we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today. He is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian, podcaster now, and amateur race car driver.
He's got a brand new podcast, the Fat Fish Podcast, which you got to go check out over there on YouTube, wherever you get your podcasts. It's absolutely fantastic. Give it up for Mr. Ralph Barbosa, everybody. Yay! You look like you're in disguise. You look younger than you did last time you were here.
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Chapter 3: What is Ralph Barbosa's latest project?
Yeah. It's the glasses. It's the hair. Maybe. Yeah, I got a little Harry Potter action.
Mexican Harry Potter.
What's with the shades? My vision is bad.
Did you wear contacts before?
No, I've always needed glasses. Are you fucking kidding me? I just couldn't afford them now. Are you nearsighted or farsighted? Can you see things far away? No, that's the one that I can't see things far away. How old are you? I'm 28. You've been riding like that for 28? You've been driving like that.
Yeah, no, I've always gotten my glasses, but I'll have them for like two weeks and then I'll lose them. But, yeah, last time I was here, I was promoting the Netflix special. So once that check came in, I bought like 10 pairs of glasses.
I was going to say, isn't it annoying for you? Because when I don't know, Mike, I don't know how bad your vision is, but I got bad. I can't see shit. And when I don't have him in, it's like I'm in my own world.
Nah, I mean, I see enough.
Whatever I need to get by, dude.
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Chapter 4: How did Ralph win a Camaro?
For what? A lottery? In a game of horse. What? Yeah. I won't say who I won it from out of respect. Sure. How do you get to that point where it's like, fuck it, let's do it for a Camaro? Well, I'm not a great basketball player. Like, I'm not fast. I don't have great handling skills.
What are you expecting?
But what's crazy is that even without the glasses, ever since I was a kid, I've had a mean jump shot. I loved playing growing up.
So you just got practice on the shot.
Yeah, so usually in games of horse, I'll start betting with people.
Can you give me the rundown of where that bet started to the car?
The bet started with like 50 bucks a game.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, and then— You took the guy's car? I had one of them. It was like—I had an 87 Supersport Monte Carlo with 24,000 original miles on it. Interior was just clean as the day it came out of the factory. Okay. The car was beautiful. I actually sold that car, which I regret now.
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Chapter 5: What unique car experiences does Ralph share?
Yeah. And is there any, like, after you win, like, ah, don't worry about it, man. We were just fucking around. Nah. I did that.
And he was like, no. And so I was like, all right. I gave you one shot.
That's crazy. That's the gentleman's move. I'll give you the, hey, that got out of hand.
I lost my Chevy SS to that guy, and then I got it back.
Jesus fucking Christ. That's crazy. That's like new rapper shit. What the fuck?
Roll on the day like this house.
Did it come down to one shot? Do you remember the score?
It was getting kind of crazy. The game where I lost my SS, it got real close. Hold on.
You lost the SS in a game of horse too?
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Chapter 6: How does Ralph's family celebrate Thanksgiving?
Like race, race, race.
God damn. But now that's something you want to do. And are you in there with a regular seatbelt? Or you got, like, a harness and a helmet and shit? Is there a cage on that thing?
Nah, bro, I just put on the seatbelt so the beeping would shut up. He's sitting on top of it? Yeah. Just rode in there like that. I had a beanie on to provide cushion. Are you scared? My car was, it's not like super, it's making like 500 something horses tops. Like, it's not crazy. You know what I mean? And you went around the track? No, straight away. Straight away. Okay.
Damn.
Jesus.
Yeah, the car will do it like an 8, 8-ish. You should get a PlayStation or something like that. Start doing some push-ups or something.
Man, the kid likes the action. How many cars do you have now?
Running or all together? Let's go all together because you're working on them. All together, I got maybe about 10-ish. Damn. What are you going to have? You're going to be like fucking Seinfeld. You're going to be like the Mexican Jay Leno. Yeah. That would be sick. I just got to grow my chin out a bit. Get some denim. Damn, you got 10 cars. And how many run? One, two, three, four.
I think four or five, like half of them. Okay. The other half, you know, I just go outside in the backyard and I see them out there and I take a sip of some beer and I just go, yeah.
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Chapter 7: What is Ralph's approach to Christmas gifts?
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Chapter 8: How does Ralph handle financial expectations from family?
That's a deep cut. Wow.
That's a 50 fan right there. So other than the cars, have you done anything in... So you're still in your room at the house. Have you upgraded anything in there? Have you upgraded anything in your dad's house? Because you've been touring for the last year. You got the Netflix check. You got a lot of stuff coming. You got the Hulu special coming out when it's ready.
I got this cool poster. It's like framed. It's like this framed poster. It's a painting of cars on the highway. Really? Yeah.
What'd that set you back?
uh like a hundred bucks really throwing it around mostly frame money there you know it's cool it's like i'll go to walmart and just ball out and everybody's looking at me like the hell i guess because i was balling out at a walmart do you take the family will you take like well some of the kids be there get whatever you want uh a couple times but mostly i'll just run in there and i'll get a bunch of pants how many pants
Man, I'll buy like a ridiculous amount of pants. What's a ridiculous amount of pants? I'll buy like 20 pairs of pants.
All the same pair. You'll find a pair you like.
I'll find like a pair and I'll buy like four of those and then like four of these. One time I bought like just a whole bunch of pants. You made the news for being the weirdest guy. And I bought a bunch of waters. There's a lot of us. I bought like a bunch of cases of waters. And everybody's looking at me like, this guy must pee his pants a lot. And the adult diapers are in the back.
Damn. And what's the holidays looking like down there?
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