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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Nate Bargatze!

Mon, 23 Dec 2024

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Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian Nate Bargatze! We're talkin' getting cut from the team, failing the ACT, and late night eating! You know Nate Bargatze from stand up comedy, SNL, The Joe Rogan Experience, Jimmy Fallon, We Might Be Drunk, Nateland, his new Nashville Christmas Special and so much more! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast. Come to a live show! AYG & Friends: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Dollar Shave: Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/GARBAGE and use promo code GARBAGE for 20% off $20 or more. iRestore: Reverse hair loss with @iRestorelaser and get $625 off with the code AYG at https://irestorelaser.com/AYG Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE Pretty Litter: https://PrettyLitter.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of 'Are You Garbage'?

0.209 - 18.735 H. Foley

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

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19.801 - 24.907 Kevin Ryan

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

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24.987 - 25.348 H. Foley

Oh, yeah.

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25.368 - 39.985 Kevin Ryan

It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a glorious day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She's upstairs playing a little online poker. Okay.

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40.185 - 54.948 Kevin Ryan

which is a lot for 8 o'clock in the morning, but she does her thing. Mike Carlos is coming at you from right next to me, unamused this week. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What's up, everybody?

54.968 - 63.39 Guest

Thanks for tuning in. As always, real quick, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. It's a party over there.

Chapter 2: What makes Nate Bargatze a special guest?

66.571 - 91.742 Kevin Ryan

love that money and gang we couldn't be more excited ever incredibly and i mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time he is a very funny wildly successful stand-up comedian writer producer and podcaster you might have seen him in but not limited to you got late night with conan o'brien you got comedy central presents wtf conan late night with jimmy fallon at midnight the stand-ups last call with carson daly james corden the cmas marin

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92.102 - 113.866 Kevin Ryan

He has multiple stand-up specials, including Full Time Magic, Tennessee Kid, The Greatest Average American, Hello World. He's got an amazing podcast, The Nate Land Podcast. He hosted Saturday Night Live twice. Just had a Christmas special drop on CBS, which is streaming on Paramount right now. Nate Bargett sees Nashville Christmas. He's going to be starting a tour in May, Big Dumb Eyes Tour.

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114.166 - 133.839 Kevin Ryan

And he's got a brand new special coming out this week, December 24th. on Netflix, your friend Nate Bargetze. Ladies and gentlemen, he is one of the biggest, one of the best comedians working today. I don't know too many of these other bums that can sell out an arena at noon on a Tuesday. Give it up for Nate Bargetze, everybody. Let's go. Let's go.

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133.939 - 143.965 Nate Bargatze

You know, all I asked was you to read the Carson Daily. And you did. And so I appreciate that. He goes above and beyond. Yeah, I at least do Carson Daily. Plus one service, baby.

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144.026 - 150.33 Guest

Yeah, yeah. It's always funny to see a comic. You go, oh, they're doing, oh, that's a new, ah, they're doing everything.

150.45 - 151.17 Nate Bargatze

All right. You start down.

151.19 - 152.872 Guest

And then you go, are you messing with me right now? Yeah.

153.852 - 161.854 Nate Bargatze

Conan, Marin, Marin's TV show. That was a good show. It was a good show. That was a really good show. It was a great show.

162.014 - 169.576 Kevin Ryan

That's what I was like. And the first time I saw him act was in an episode of Louie, and he was great. He just had one small scene. Great actor, man.

Chapter 3: What was Nate's childhood like in Nashville?

1740.575 - 1764.603 Nate Bargatze

They knocked the theme park down, and now there's a mall, which everybody was pretty upset about because the theme park was awesome. And then I think about when I graduated high school, they did that. But I worked there. I worked at a golf course, which is a driving range. Okay. Did you drive the cart to pick up the balls? Yeah, I did that. Did they go after you?

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1765.063 - 1787.871 Nate Bargatze

Well, yeah, and so the sides, they'd have three sides. So the front and the two sides were metal. The back was a net that wasn't tied down. So when you would go with your back to it, it was like if a ball gets in. I mean, there's no point to that net. Sure. Because there was nothing. It's coming in. That's how they got the Panzer tanks in World War II. Yeah. In the back. That's great.

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1788.051 - 1791.972 Nate Bargatze

Yeah, it was like you want to be sideways. You definitely don't want to –

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1792.452 - 1793.753 Guest

Got to run parallel to the golfer.

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1793.793 - 1794.434 Nate Bargatze

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1794.574 - 1807.263 Guest

I did it too, man. And you get a group of like 21-year-old kids and they just put a bounty on you. Yeah. They'd be there just crawling. And it hits that cage. It's like that wrought iron, dude. It sounds like you're taking mortar shells.

1807.343 - 1807.883 Nate Bargatze

It's crazy.

1810.725 - 1812.025 Guest

Uh-huh. Okay.

1812.425 - 1818.108 Nate Bargatze

Big mover. My job, my last serious job, which I talk about on my social, I was a water meter reader.

Chapter 5: What were Nate's family vacations like?

4469.414 - 4490.445 Nate Bargatze

It's crazy. It's awesome. It's like Lorne Michaels produced it. Streeter Siddell and Mikey Day created it with me. And it's old school variety kind of feel. So it's all, yeah. Were you a Hee Haw guy back in the day? Uh, not, I mean, I don't know. I'd bet. I mean, I remember he, but I don't, we were a big Andy Griffith. Andy Griffith was what we allowed.

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4490.485 - 4493.446 Kevin Ryan

I liked he, I liked, I liked the, the idea of the variety.

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4493.766 - 4494.566 Nate Bargatze

Yeah.

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4494.807 - 4507.1 Kevin Ryan

I think it's super cool that you're, you know, super fun bringing that back. I love it. Buddy, we love you. Yeah, man. We can't thank you enough for coming in. Congratulations on everything. You're killing it. You're one of the best we got, and we're very happy for you, man. Thank you.

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4507.18 - 4512.507 Nate Bargatze

Sorry I had, you know, I know it took a little bit. No, no. It was worth it. Well worth the wait.

4512.527 - 4515.972 Kevin Ryan

You opened it up with falling down a cliff. Home run.

4516.413 - 4529.307 Guest

Kibby, what do you got for them? Guys, we're announcing tour dates early in January, so be sure to get those tickets. You can sign up for the email list at rugarbage.com. We love yous. We'll see you next time. Nate, we love you. Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week.

4529.327 - 4529.928 H. Foley

Love you guys. Peace.

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