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Chapter 1: What are the upcoming live show details?
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The big man ain't lying. In March, we're starting back up on the road. We're going to Pontiac, Michigan, Indianapolis, Indiana, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Ohio, and Atlantic City. All tickets available at rugarbage.com.
We'll see you there. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Chapter 2: Who is the special guest on today's episode?
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it out to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in the new edition.
She's down in the basement stuck in the dryer. Okay. So get while the getting's good, boys.
Okay.
That's our good friend Goose over there on the Patreon. Mike Howes is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Hey, what up, gang? Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, and now full video available on Spotify over there. The kids got in over there on Spotify. Still waiting on a check, by the way. Just in time. Just in time. Catching the wave, baby. Full video available on Spotify. Then obviously the greatest website of all time.
I got to tell nobody in this room. www.patreon.com. Are you garbage? You go over there and get all that bonus content.
Yes, sir, you do. Thank you so much, Kippy. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly. Special guest back with us again today. He is one of the funniest, one of the hardest working men in show business. He's got a movie, Let's Start a Cult, out. One of the stars of Tires over there on Netflix.
You can hear him every week in his amazing podcast, Stavi's World. And he's about to kick off the Dreamboat Tour. February 21st, Sacramento, California. That's right. At the Hard Rock Live. Give it up for the Greek God of Baltimore, Stavros Karkias.
Just of Baltimore. Very narrow jurisdiction. It's a niche. I was banished from Mount Olympus. They're like, we don't want you in Greece. Here's a small, struggling mid-Atlantic city.
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Chapter 3: What are some funny stories from childhood?
French onion soup pasta. Have you seen it? Have you heard about it? Because it looks pretty goddamn good.
Like we were going to tackle the big topics. I wanted to get back with the brain trust and really talk about topics.
You got to figure out the southern border thing. Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, let's talk burritos.
Yeah, exactly.
You got the bus for the tour.
I'm going bus.
That's fucking awesome.
I'm excited for that. Yeah, it is like it is basically you guys said it's like summer camp. It's a it's a I mean, it's a very expensive summer. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's so it's sad what culture has deteriorated to where guys like you and me can afford tour buses. But we'll take it. You know what I mean?
Extra journey in Metallica.
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Chapter 4: Is it garbage to put ketchup on mashed potatoes?
One account for the whole neighborhood?
Yeah, I wish. They definitely, yeah, you couldn't steal Dish Network like you could cable.
That was your first move was Dish Network.
First, yeah, first cable. And I think we got it when I was in like, you know, Maybe I was in, like, middle school at some point.
Okay.
But I just watched... I was just, like, the classic, you get home, whatever's on in that syndicated... Three, six, and ten.
You had six stations. Exactly. That's how we grew up. But the younger guys, I figured you guys all had cable earlier.
I mean, I was poor is the difference. Like, being fucking, you know, being... Like, being poor makes it feel like I was Gen X in certain ways. Like, I'm not an internet... I didn't have the internet until fucking... We had dial-up when I was, again, in middle school.
Tried jerking off to that. It was tough. I tried. It was very hard.
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Chapter 5: How do different forms of potatoes classify as classy or trashy?
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Yeah, dude, it was fucking, it was hilarious. And then we got, there was a weird period where we had dial-ups so late that, like, Kazaa and all that other shit is already around. Like, downloading MP3s and videos is already happening. But because it was dial-up, to download a video, I would literally just put it on all night.
Yeah, go to bed.
And we just wouldn't have a telephone.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on instant and canned potatoes?
We would have an available telephone so that I could jack off.
Yeah, it was awesome. My parents were such immigrants that they had no idea how the computer worked at all. And then one day, my mom... Like, it was atrocious. She just, like... She just, like, figured... Took some class at the library, and it was just like... Fucking bamboozled you.
Came back from the learning annex.
Yeah, my... I never even... I was so fucking cocky, I never even bothered to clear my internet history. I was like, I'm not... I'm not fucking losing these memories. I need to know what to jack off to. And it was just like, you know, bang bus.
The confidence of a young teenager not to clear cookies is great.
My mom didn't know how to use a computer. There was even one that was like, and then, you know, it would link you. I think, you know, you would link to other shit. There wasn't like the tube sites. You would go on specific websites. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you would watch the teasers. Shout out to the teenagers. And I got deep.
And then, you know, it's fucked up what a teenage boy, like children now, what they're getting into. It must be insane. But one of the sites, you just are like, let's see the most fucking weird shit.
Sure.
And one of them was literally crackwhores.com. And I just remember hearing my mother, who I've never used a computer ever in her life, just yell like, what is crackwhores.com in her fucking Greek accent? I was like, ah, we must. And the classic. We got a virus, ma. A virus was big.
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