Josh Johnson

President Trump now arriving at Graceland for a bit of a detour on his stop.

President Trump issues a deadline to open the Strait of Hormuz by Monday night, or he says he'll, quote, obliterate Iranian power plants.

Three and a half hours to do that.

We might not make it.

My flight is boarding right now.

Our next guest's flight was at 10.45 p.m., and he did everything right.

He got to the Atlanta airport at least four hours early, but he says he didn't get through security until 3.20 the next morning.

They appear to just sort of be hanging out, milling around, visiting with each other, unclear about what their mission is at the airport.

Walking around the airport.

Some are standing around in groups talking amongst themselves.

The army also changing some regulations to let people enlist without a waiver if they have a single conviction for possession of marijuana or drug paraphernalia.

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So let's get into the headlines.

Let's kick things off with an update in our war with Iran.

It started about a month ago, and today, President Trump spoke to the nation with some good news about the war.

Wait, you got a gift from the people you are currently at war with.