Josh Johnson
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
What could possibly make this thing cost so much?
Lindsey Graham sounds like me in fifth grade trying to convince my mom to get me an Xbox.
Like, you know, they make educational games, too.
The president travels with tons of security everywhere he goes.
So what problem are we trying to solve exactly?
The president needs to walk out of his bedroom into the ballroom.
This feels like it's Lindsay's dream.
I can see Lindsay like, I must rise from my silk sheets and directly into the cotillion.
Oh, it's a mass cotillion where I can be my truest self.
This is not what a president is supposed to be focused on.
Unless that president is seven years old.
They're writing a list like, I'm going to have a slide that goes right from my bed to the pool.
And I want a soup made out of candy so whenever I get hungry, I can just eat my shirt.