Josh Johnson
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It sure as shit doesn't, Jordan.
This deal sucks big old donkey dong, all right?
This deal is the John Travolta in a beret of deals.
It doesn't look good, and it's making a lot of people say, what the am I even looking at?
Sure.
We could do that, or I could tear this deal up right now and go get us a better one.
No, no.
Sorry, dude.
To quote Natalie Imbruglia, you're a little late.
It's already torn.
I'm going over to Iran right now, and I'm going to get us a new deal.
F*** up, Jordan.
I underestimated how jacked they were under those robes.
Are you okay?
Do I look okay?
To quote Natalie Imbruglia, I am cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor.
And this new deal is even worse.
All right, now we gotta give them twice as much money and I straight up had to give them Nebraska.
I am so sorry, Nebraska.
Y'all gonna have to move out by the end of the month.