Jimmy Wissman
Appearances
Small Town Murder
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Yeah. He said good grief. Those guys don't murder.
Small Town Murder
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Doesn't he look like... Oh, he doesn't look like he did a goddamn thing.
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We never do Unsolved, and I hate this right now.
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This week's executive producers are Cody and Lainey Leversey. They're bringing a bunch of people to next year's shows. They're terrific people. Good people. I think they're trying. I don't know. That doesn't matter. I'm not going to talk about what they're trying to do. I think they're trying to have kids, but I'm not sure. They just got married, the crazy kids. I saw their post all night.
Small Town Murder
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Some nice people. I love that kid. Cody's fantastic. Anyway, Stephen Tott, or maybe T-O-T. I don't know if that's T-O-T. It could be T-O-T. It's T-O-T. All right.
Small Town Murder
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There it is. Gary Howard, Noel Meeks. Gary.
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Oh, Gary's kids are trying to have kids. There you go.
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Good job. I don't know what you had to do with it.
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Maybe he put his foot on the kid's ass and pushed him in deeper. I don't know.
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Ropes, I'm telling you. All right, Regina Freeholz, Bryholz, Linda Cote, Cody maybe, Mike Conner, the coolest police chief in America, Matthew Moore, Diana Worley. He's terrific. Good guy. Thanks, brother. I love him. Other producers this week, Peyton Meadows, Elizabeth Rockefeller, Janice Hill, Brock Hall, Abby with no last name, Emily Michigan, Clarence Bunch. I don't know if that's Michigan.
Small Town Murder
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That may have been a correction from Apple. I don't remember typing Michigan. Who knows? That might be Apple's problem. Clarence Bunch. Warren Taylor. Savannah with no last name. Lee Arnold. Jeffrey Thomas. 401 Ontario. Michael Chermak. Chermak? Chernik. Chern? That's an M. Stacey Crosby. Kristen. Kristen. Kristen Piper. Jason with no last name. Suzanne Jackson. Dot Jenkins. Spellscast Art.
Small Town Murder
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Lisa Montoya Darling. Chalaway. Josh with no last name. Megan Russell. Kit Kershaw. Tylee, Teresa Tapscott, Allie, Allie Knowlton, Sarah Lewis, TheSinHitman97, Dorothea Sterling, Daisy May, Kelly Greenwalt, Andy with no last name, Krista Johnson, Andrew with no last name, Leonard Phelan maybe, Liz with no last name, Ashley Smotic, Chris Weber. Probably not. Oh, yeah, Chris.
Small Town Murder
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Are there any houses that are not sold as is? You know what I mean?
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Check how many you have first. Timeout, Chris. Panda Sanchez, Jared Laurent, Emily Payne, Brianna Cota, Ratch with no last name. I imagine that's short for Rachel. AJ Bryce with no last name. Or Ratchet. You never know. She may have some self-awareness. They could be just really self-aware. She looks in the mirror and goes, they just call me Ratch. Charisma Hunter. Travosky.
Small Town Murder
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Oh, that's a V. Travosky. Caroline Drenow. Tucker Lisping. Lars Quartz. Aaron with no last name. Jacob Magnum.
Small Town Murder
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Ashley Marie, Renee Lynn. What was it? What did I miss?
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Yeah, it's a part of life, man. He never grew up. Joe Dickinson, Laura Thierry, Tay with no last name, Taylor Martin, Duncan Lane, Austin Mason, Callie Smith, Karen Mays, Rob Ellis, Hunter Paulus, Paulus, Paulus. Holland Potter, Andrea Burton, Heather Neal, Brandon Machado, Kalissa McAllister, Megan Durner, Jason Crist, Rick Weiss, Perisphone, Persephone, Persephone? Is that a name?
Small Town Murder
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Persephone, perhaps, if it's Italian? Hey, it's a bunch of phony. Jen the dinosaur. Bud Dwyer, perhaps the best. Yeah, him too. Well done.
Small Town Murder
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May many more have the fucking balls. Erica Longo, Bailey Bayless, Howard Haley. Hale.
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ale that's what it is yeah brent mcnamara uh jeannie jeannie larson sean major love my ink david f amanda hepler maria with no last name courtney hall kyle with no last name may with no last name claire and nicola samantha zeninga zuniga uh laurel zuniga laurel schultz laurel laurel laurel is what it is nicole with no last name molly goggin
Small Town Murder
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Travis Stotts, Dana Ranky Gumbs, Ashley Jackson, Lavinia Hale, Robin with no last name, Natasha Combs, Amber Gonzalez, Brandy. Nope, that's Brandon.
Small Town Murder
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Brandon, Bobby Willie, Patterson, Natalie, Natalie Miller, Ruby Joe, Johnny Ruiz, Andrew W., Allison Roberts, Otto with no last name, Brad with no last name, Aaron Atienzo, Crystal Taylor, Sonny with no last name, Kelsey Walkers, Watkins, God damn it, Chris. Chris Scrivener.
Small Town Murder
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Don't put a goddamn thing in the contract. We're not fixing anything.
Small Town Murder
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It's the fucking worst thing on the planet. It really is. All week. Melanie Gunther. And then as I finish one, there comes another. Shell with no last name. Jessica Garcia. Hell's Half Acre. I don't know if that's the place. Isn't that a restaurant or a bar and grill or some shit? Is Hell's Half Acre a thing?
Small Town Murder
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Maybe I should read more books. Natalie Cook, Leah Arrington, Sam Penner, Amy Muir, Donna Jones, Kalia Martin, Kalia Kalia, Janine Tenbrook, Jordan Alivado, DK... Like Donkey Kong. Erica Telles. Carly Osborne. Harley Weigert. D.B. with no last name, like Cooper. Dustin Callahan. Bean with no last name. Taylor with no last name. Renee Blaine. Ashley Fazzino. Wynn with no last name.
Small Town Murder
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Melissa with no last name. Tracy with no last name. Eric Wright.
Small Town Murder
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glenny glenny red todd usher quentin binkley cameron hughes tasha yarborough nick fricano emily with no last name less more co uh christina schultz anthony cicillone uh casey wrath and all of our patrons you know what you are you're the best thank you so much everybody you're fantastic people we cannot thank you enough for all that you do for us and uh
Small Town Murder
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Yeah, there's going to be lots of festivals.
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I don't know. Foam parties are usually like raves, aren't they?
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This is the 50th anniversary. This is a big deal.
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And a couple of vague ones that you don't realize are them, but they are.
Small Town Murder
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He's got a nice pizza. We bring a lot of ethnic diversity around here. Yes. Tacos and pizza.
Small Town Murder
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Really? Yeah. Because people are pissed.
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This is our 50th anniversary. Fuck.
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It feels like forever ago. And then I think about like the generation or the decade next was obviously 2000. And when you see footage of 9-11, you're like, oh, Christ, we dressed like that in 2001.
Small Town Murder
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Very bizarre pants, too, where they got like a thing on the knee that's like a vertical stripe thing.
Small Town Murder
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But we have 12-year-old mentalities. We're beating on these people for fashion, but neither of us can figure this shit out either.
Small Town Murder
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Mentally, I'm 12, but I feel like I'm still kind of cool. Yeah, we're trying to still be cool. I can do things. We're pretty cool.
Small Town Murder
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I can't dress like a fucking 25-year-old.
Small Town Murder
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And I try my best to dress appropriately for my age, and then I look like I got a fucking tea time tomorrow.
Small Town Murder
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He doesn't even have a person. He's looking for paramedics.
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I need guys with IV bags, the jaws of life. Bring it all.
Small Town Murder
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I mean, you're not her dad? Who are you? Yeah, you're not her husband or something?
Small Town Murder
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Oh, they don't need outside our jurisdiction.
Small Town Murder
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It's just not yours. What the fuck, bro? He might do it on principle of you stealing his shit.
Small Town Murder
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Why don't you X-chop your crotch, too, man?
Small Town Murder
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Well, there's meditation that's like that too.
Small Town Murder
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Does it freeze like that when you die? Because wouldn't you relax? I don't know.
Small Town Murder
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It's not a rape. Yeah. On display. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
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Okay. She knows it's coming. Can't do anything about it. I'm fine with it.
Small Town Murder
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I'm not a yoga guy, but I've seen a few people die like that, that are like older, elderly and have it. Nobody ever does any sort of symbol of acceptance. It's always panic and their chin to the sky gasping for fucking hair. It's always terror.
Small Town Murder
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No, no, no. Subtle hand signals saying I'm fine.
Small Town Murder
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Every one of them were like, I don't want everybody out there.
Small Town Murder
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And then give them a hug and tell them, sorry, it's going to happen anyway.
Small Town Murder
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You're disturbing my neighbors, but I'm still pissed at you.
Small Town Murder
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The speed limits are so low. They're low.
Small Town Murder
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I had a dream. Want to hear my dream?
Small Town Murder
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Those are your personal movies with no ticket bought. That's just for you.
Small Town Murder
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And if you're quitting smoking and you did it with a patch on your arm, that's a fucked up dream.
Small Town Murder
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And then when we want to hear it, we'll holler at you when we have no other leads.
Small Town Murder
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Yeah, and he happened to pick the one that they found in the bushes. That's unbelievable.
Small Town Murder
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They are definitely good. Especially the murder ones because there's a lot at stake. Yeah, certainly not interesting. Watching people, whether they're guilty or had nothing to do with it, watching their behavior in front of cops that don't know and they're figuring out whether or not they know.
Small Town Murder
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P.S. Halfway. Yeah. These guys just got out.
Small Town Murder
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You're fucking figuring it out before it all happens.
Small Town Murder
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Was Darren Bewitched, or was he? Yes, yes. Okay, all right.
Small Town Murder
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Okay. I tell everybody this shit and they say, call somebody else.
Small Town Murder
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I fell asleep at this time. I woke up at this time. That's what time it was.
Small Town Murder
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How do you believe that? How would you know?
Small Town Murder
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I've never gotten up in the middle of the night to pee.
Small Town Murder
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Like, I hear about that about old men. Like, they do it, like, three, four times in their sleep. And not calling you an old man.
Small Town Murder
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Yeah, that's how you do it on the road, right? You chug and then go to sleep so that you make sure that you have to wake up.
Small Town Murder
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So they don't stay in one spot too long?
Small Town Murder
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And if I want any of it to stick, I got to write it down.
Small Town Murder
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Of course. That's what it is. Everything is a Chicago suburb. Pretty much.
Small Town Murder
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It's a real Reading Rainbow uniform.
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It's fucking fascinating how big that city, how sprawling that shit is.
Small Town Murder
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Like he's beating a dog, but it's just out of sight.
Small Town Murder
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The word impression that he says so much.
Small Town Murder
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This is where the real fun is, Jay.
Small Town Murder
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Yeah. L-shaped with about a one-inch lug nut.
Small Town Murder
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Help us change the oil on our Nova. We'll have a beer.
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I make a hell of a nachos. Come on.
Small Town Murder
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This is the most specific dream I've ever heard.
Small Town Murder
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Or a monk with a can of gas and fucking some square making a statement.
Small Town Murder
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I'm beginning to think I'm a suspect. I'm just telling you about my amazing dream.
Small Town Murder
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Everybody was just roasting weenies.
Small Town Murder
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Yeah. That built to this amazing fight scene.
Small Town Murder
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That was what Al Capone was running, though, wasn't it?
Small Town Murder
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Sure is. Which is a real weird thing to say.
Small Town Murder
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That's the only time you could get it. You couldn't take it home. No liquor stores. So you could have wine with your steak.
Small Town Murder
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And in high school, I was a badass.
Small Town Murder
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I think a prayer or two will do it.
Small Town Murder
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Thanks. Is he perhaps sitting directly in front of me?
Small Town Murder
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There you go. That's a good question.
Small Town Murder
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Relate to him because I've seen his inside. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
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Except for this fun-ass weekend I'm about to discuss. Yeah, what the fuck.
Small Town Murder
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That's the biggest mistake in the history of interrogation. That is so bad.
Small Town Murder
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Is this the south of the city, or is that what you said?
Small Town Murder
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You just say verbal diarrhea is what that is. That is buzzwords for please help me.
Small Town Murder
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Yeah, I'd love to fuck you up, man.
Small Town Murder
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So inconsiderate they're creepy? They're creepy.
Small Town Murder
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What if we catch him? Now we put him in prison. And every night you dream of that bad food.
Small Town Murder
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Eight hours a night you're in prison.
Small Town Murder
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That's creepy. Those aren't the same things. So inconsiderate. Counted my wrinkles in my butthole.
Small Town Murder
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This is paying your taxes and then murder.
Small Town Murder
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Of course he did. Of course he did.
Small Town Murder
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Sounds like you're hot as shit. Good for you.
Small Town Murder
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He's saying he's making as much sense.
Small Town Murder
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We'll interrogate him just fine. Just point it out.
Small Town Murder
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A place where everybody looks at you and lusts over you, including the dogs.
Small Town Murder
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Fuck Bible study. There's a murderer loose and you know what he looks like.
Small Town Murder
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That's a great place to be. And then don't say anything to you.
Small Town Murder
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They put them in everything nowadays.
Small Town Murder
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I do it all the time. I show it all the time.
Small Town Murder
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You call me a murderer or the best thing that you've got right now?
Small Town Murder
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Tell him to turn himself in right this second.
Small Town Murder
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What happened? Now they're salting you with doors. You must have dog shit smeared on you or something.
Small Town Murder
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I'm trying to evade you guys and you're getting suspicious.
Small Town Murder
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And he said, you know, I'm trying to throw you off my trail. What are you doing?
Small Town Murder
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It's a bad guy. And you want to prolong how long he's out there?
Small Town Murder
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Or this happens all day, every day.
Small Town Murder
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Counselor and an attorney are the same thing sometimes.
Small Town Murder
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That fucking, that meditating thing. Oh, my God. As she's being strangled. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
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Red Baron airplane. Is he going to get his counselor or not? They got to stop now.
Small Town Murder
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I don't think that radio station comes in anywhere in the country, but it sounds like a radio station.
Small Town Murder
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Okay. That's a good amount of time.
Small Town Murder
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The dream's more damning than the science.
Small Town Murder
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They take an L way worse than the Japanese.
Small Town Murder
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Yeah. Except if it's for DNA. Yeah.