Jimmy Wissman
Appearances
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Gangsters moving silent. Like lasagna.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Geez. Yeah, all right. Peyton Meadows, other producers this week. Peyton Meadows, Beth Bowie, Happy Hour in Midland, Texas. Back home, I think. Janice Hill, Elizabeth Cracknell, Stacey Clement, Brea Weeks, D-Money. That a kiddo. Ellen Tork. Tork. T-O-R-K-E. That's Tork, right? Maybe it's Torky. Who knows? Ryan Marlink. Kerry Keller. Demonte Marley. Jamie Gates. Tyler with no last name.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Todd Labister. Joe Patterson. Nicole Gee. Chris H. Stephanie Robertson. Biscuits in the bathroom. Tori Merrill. Weird place for her. Well, just stay in there because that's the safest place. David DeMoss, Streets, Ryder.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Michael D., Maria Sherman, Morgan Pryne, RVZ, Chad Roberts, Amy Bates, Maureen McLaughlin, June Morris, Koopy with no last name, Dennis Verhoeven, Nathan Lippert, Matthew with no last name, Rick Matthews, Jay with no last name, Moosh McKenzie, LT, the letters L and T. Probably not that one. Marion Hawk, Rebecca Crutchfield, Douglas McClurkin, Lily Fortenbaugh.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Leanne Hill, Susan Fletcher, Alexis with no last name, Gabrielle Godoy, Nick James, Nick James, not and, Amy Oliver, Burns, God damn it, Nicole Williams, Josephine Lancaster, Solene, Solene DeTassigny, DeTassigny. That's a long one. DeTassigny, right? I don't know. There's no G. There is a G. G-N-Y? Who the fuck knows? These silent Gs are killing us, people.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Miranda Presnell, Aaron Terra, Trey Harn, Harry Trotter, probably not. Sky Davis, Benjamin Patinode, Rebecca Ramey, Terry Stanley, Betty Warren, Leslie Dixon, Linda Morris, Jacqueline D., Amanda Walkup, Denise Carter, Ella Kopech, Angela Robinson, Karen with no last name, Natalie Lewis, Oscar Walters, A.L., the letters A and L, the whole state of Alabama, James.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Possibly. Maybe it's A.I. I don't know. Alan Iverson's here for us? Good.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Alexandra Shea, J.C., J.C. Chavez, Parker Brown. Aaron Walker, bone-eating snot flower. I don't know.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah. Fleshing, busy, and bone-eating snot flower. Yeah, that's the guy. He's the one with the deep voice. Yeah.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
You know what I mean? He's the guy. All right. Forrest Bear? Probably not. There's no way somebody named their kid Forrest when their last name is Bear, right? I really hope so. That'd be amazing. Brooks Crandall. Megan with no last name. D-Lo. Dan W. Joe Smart. Coy Cresta. BBT. Yeah, right. I don't know what that means. Patrick Rogers. Alyssa...
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
lie build uh just monica she doesn't have a nickname not mo not mon not just it's just monica no last name forest wonderly james i don't know if you if you name your kid forest if your last name is wonderly madeline dixon uh brit would know last name eliza would know last name sydney james stephanie hooligan uh i think that is uh miss oh that's not her last name i think apple corrected that it's a hooligan uh
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Kayla Vinson. Doug with no last name. Katie Lee. Chris with no last name. Thomas Cross. Jessica Anderson. Justin Shoemaker. Kyle C. Sky Deceit. Callie Slaughter. James Kidd. Phillip Anderson. Mary V. Jen Mack. Shelby LeBerve. LeBeverie. Daryl with no last name. Trish. It might be LeBove. LeBerve. LeBarve. Oh. I don't know. Trish with no last name. April Horn. Mary Kathleen. Vittoria Marchese.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Tonya Santos. Jason with no last name. Caitlin Batties. Battles. What is that? I think it's Battles. Davis W. Jason Doc Noyes. Kara M. Andre Gross. Kevin with no last name. Sean LaMontagna. Scott Michalski. I don't know. Michalski.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Thomas Dunn, Tom Scott, Rebel Marie, Leah Barber, Dominic Anaya, Aaron Stewart, Crystal Goodridge, Athenia Awesome, Mary Jividen, Trisha Hall, Jennifer Brock, Sarah Kershick, No fucking way.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Jared Grimm, Bill Giedemann, Ryan Flickinger, Daniel Davidson, Charlie with no last name, Ron Key with no last name, Larry Denman, Jane Hamlin, Jenny Lien, Tracy Baldwin, Matt Turner, Jamie Cutton, Dana Cox, David and Melinda, Brianna Freeman, Michelle Butthead, Fletcher, Chris... Reagan. Sophia Weeks. Sophie Weeks. Stephanie Leopold. Krista with no last name. Leslie Harper. Stephanie Osterlin.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Christy Stevens. Heidi Shingleton. Tia. Tia Ivagnoni. Fuck if I know. Emily. Emily. Amale. Riffle. Rifle. Riffle. Jordan. Grant Gamble. Julie Myers. Liz Chandler. Deandra Duhart. Sherry Weston. Amber with no last name. Beth with no last name. Cody Luce. Labrita. Labrita Roja. Lubrita. Amanda Kay, Daryl Abbott, and all of our patrons. You guys are the fucking best.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, you make it viable because we're beholden to nobody.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Oh, you can get it cheaper.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
It's the apple of the eye.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Is there any acreage with that? An acre and a half. One acre.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I don't need to hear that.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I don't know a single one of these people. Never heard of it. I'm thrilled about it, to be honest.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
The entertainment in this area is bleak. Yeah. If Applebee's is all you've got at night, this is probably fucking amazing.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I guarantee you they play karaoke and fucking trivia night. I bet Applebee's Monday through Friday. It has to be cranking.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
They might take your sleep cap.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Mary's that most important one in the Christian religion.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, all these Vandy camps got me worked up.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah. Get me going. Really, though, the frozen food section, you walk down, everything looks pretty good.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
There's very few things in there, though, that when they're done, when you've made them, they're all shit.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
All those fries, the tater tots, all that stuff is shit. Garbage.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
God, he's just throwing dick at his secretary.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
The only thing that solves his problems is eating pussy.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
and continues along with it she's looking that old joke of find a find a woman that has a bunch of money and find a woman that that fucks great and never under any circumstances let them meet let them meet yeah yeah that's i think that's what she's doing she figured it out yeah wow
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Late 70s, early 80s, the only people that played golf were the very wealthy.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
The gender roles are usually swapped here. This is unbelievable.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I mean, you could have stopped at dinner party. Yep.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I'd say I went to a Super Bowl party.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Some people just go through the fucking garage. They never open their door. That's the other thing.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
They got to pop it and it's just dust falls around.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
The Iceman said his head disappeared. Yeah. That's kind of what it is.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Robbery as a motive is a bizarre choice here.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, that would make you panic if you didn't mean to hurt anybody.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
You were driving like a lunatic.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Just being a West Virginian that probably carries a fucking sidearm. You know what I mean?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Perhaps trying to pick the head up and put Humpty back together again.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
1982, is that what it is?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
John's got an appointment with him at some point?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
She's paying his water bill and shit?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Four times. You've been busy all night.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, the pieces everywhere are not connected to each other.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I mean, second could skip a generation, but he's still named after somebody.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
That man was just doing body work in that condition?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Look at it. Laser straight.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
A man's missing a head. Wow. Go on.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Obviously, he's aware of something.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
We picked him up from work. He's fine.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Let me tell you about my dad. Staring at the ghost of whoever he murdered for the last 20 years every night when he goes to sleep. He's like, I got to tell somebody. I need this ghost to go away.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
They're not going to find a shotgun blast to the head in an autopsy.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
It's much easier than, yeah, who's bought fucking cyanide in the past.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Got it delivered, yeah. Wow.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
And that unscrew the lights part is real fucking... Diabolical? Yeah, yeah. It's incriminating as fuck because they were out.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
None of us have the right answer all the time. Sometimes you need a little coaching. Sometimes you need an extra tool in the toolbox to cope and deal with the day.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, because when you're on some sort of a diet or any kind of keeping an eye on things, those are one of the first things to go.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
You better acknowledge this thing.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Oh, boy. Dude. This is sleazy, man.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
She hollowed out Hatchet.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
You don't understand. She sucks it so great.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah. And the judge beguiled. Siren. Yeah.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Make you do crazy things.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I'm going to come and meet you.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I got a story for you, bub. Wow.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I ran this pirate ship aground because of that siren.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I didn't know it was physically possible.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
He kept a subcontractor charge. Good. Yeah.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
How many murderers does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
My cane. The guy's got a cane.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Just exploded a floodlight.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
They weren't casing shit. They were waiting for the cops to arrive for the noise they just made.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
That's why I'm so high around here. They don't punish anybody for it.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Conspiracy. You were part of this 100%. How do you not get at least 30% of their sentence?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I've done my own research.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
You ain't never heard the term psychologist. That's why. That's why. If you can say it with a sarcastic tone, I don't believe it.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
No, you don't understand. Psychology is when you go talk to somebody with your same problems and y'all commiserate.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Step one, make your bed every morning. Step two, have breakfast. What's this fucking routine you're talking about?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, if you don't have time to have problems, you ain't got problems.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I mean, they better just send this fucker home, right?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
How fucking perfect is it in this person's life?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Oh, my God. That person can't.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
In an insanity plea, you can't have that woman.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
And that there are people that can help treat that.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Thanks for being here, doc.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
He just needs to work harder.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I'm just a little butterfly.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I'm just a little silkworm.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I am in West Virginia. I'm surprised they didn't say, you, sir, may fuck off to a wood chipper.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
We're going to throw you into a wood chipper that shoots your viscera into an abandoned mine shaft.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Well, the juror that doesn't like psychotherapy pisses the remainder of you off the wall.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Nineteen eighty. Fuck. That was citation for a car.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I don't know what would have been out in 1980 for Chevy's cars. I think it's a Citation. There would have been three.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
They said this is showing the worst Camaro ever.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Does that mean they now own the property she put up?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
If you let her out on bail weeks.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
She got processed and sent home.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
So she's got the money for it already.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Maybe we should have put a lien on that property before.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
We will spend every tax dollar we have.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
That's this murdering bad woman.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
You can't do that nowadays, can you? No.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I mean, they pretty much called her murder whore, so why not?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, and it seems like if you catch him, you'll probably catch her.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
They always tell on themselves.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Why do we do it? It's got to be psychological, right? Oh, it has to be. It's in your mind already, so you're just going to say it?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
What fucking time did you guys wake up? This is ridiculous.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I'd suck a cock to go back to sleep.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
She's got to run out of money somehow.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
What will the new one do? It'll make them smile.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
There's a parade. Whatever.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
A star high school player, a football player, who wanted to play for the Mountaineers. I think he may have went and played for the Mountaineers for like one season. Either got hurt or failed out. And then the last scene of the documentary is him plucking coal off the side of a mountain to warm himself.
Small Town Murder
#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
People live like that. But they got enough money to build replica.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
So, yeah, they got to prove that he was there.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, he said he said he said he said he said.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
This second. Right this fucking minute. There are people that technologically cannot listen to what we're doing right now.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
That's the most mercy I've ever heard.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Shocking. They don't even have the actual machine to go to McDonald's to get on the Wi-Fi to listen to it. They can't even do it.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
But we like the main street of yesteryear, and we'd love to just replicate it.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
What about that murdering trollop?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
The other side of the country.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
And now back to the show.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
But they got the rough looking train station.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Where the fuck's she going to go?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
They gave her a better chance.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Running like somebody after Chris Hansen says, have a seat. Yeah. Where do you think you're going, lady? There's cops out there.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, you can't fuck your way out of this one, lady.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
No, she could have been Donna Carol.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Got a little doughy in the hind end, you know what I'm saying? Wow.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, you just write a name in.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Your license was paper, for Christ's sake.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Fixing your hard water, for Christ's sake.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Enjoy the flight. We'll miss you.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Donna doesn't exist, you guys.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
It's a private jet, James. This is crazy.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Put her on a big flight, yeah.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
She's not even your friend. Wow.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
She's a figment of our imagination. There she goes. Just a damn legend in this town.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Can they do that? Still just like put a fugitive on your plane with you and not tell the whole fucking crew?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
It'd be pretty obvious, it seems like, if they handcuff you to the fucking chair.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
You don't get to recline your seat this whole trip.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
We're locking your chair.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I mean, if you're not doing anything illegal, why are you using a different name?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Oh, God, Jesus. He's got kids again.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
He showed up with coffee and donuts and was like, let's get to work, boys.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
She liquidated all assets and ran. And what?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
What is going on in West Virginia?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
She could get out in five? That's crazy. That's fucking crazy. This is why your crime is so high. There's no time.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Third best water softener salesman in the country has no money?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah. There's no money in water softeners.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Evidently, there's no money in it.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Apparently it'd be a pauper.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Mingo County, West Virginia.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Hello, 911. Yeah, Bill didn't say good morning. Yeah.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, a very small dive shit bar.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Can't imagine. Dude, a friend of mine has one now. They're not that great now.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, wood with leather straps.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah, and even then, he's got a tolerance. It's West Virginia. He had a tolerance long before then.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
What day of the week is this?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
It is the third bar we've been to at 4 p.m. Wow. They've been drinking for a while.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Not doing it. Starting a tab and waiting for you to come back to pay it?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
How drunk are you when you'll go, I'll fight any fucking son of a bitch in this fucking bar right now. That's a lot of courage.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
And back then, people are armed in these. Like, now you can't be armed in there. That's a felony in the first place.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I'm pissed off and thirsty. Let's go.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Illegal slot machines and shit like that.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Hello, 911. There's a barbecue next door. Is it too loud? No, they didn't invite me.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah. He hit a drunk with another drunk.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Old drunk in the corner pocket.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
19 into the 45, both on the ground.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Yeah. But then he left. Emotions are high.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
The threat was over. This is why you can't have weapons with guns.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
If you could just shoot mouthy drunks, holy fuck, there'd be a slaughterhouse in this country.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
What do you mean this isn't dress code? What are you talking about?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I said, I'm fine. Don't cut me off.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I'm fine. That's bullshit. What do you mean, athletic shorts?
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Let me talk to the manager. Let me talk to him.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
I can't wear a hat in here.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
He made the rules I'm enforcing right now.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
We go, all right, time to go. Your pants say Adidas on them, man. No, you can't be in here.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
This isn't a fucking crunch fitness, sir.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
What? I said she had pretty hair. You said I'd like to taste your cunt. Get out.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
This is not okay. No, I said she had nice hair.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
There should be a knife right there.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
It's fascinating that that is what West Virginia did to this man, and this lady hired a man to murder and got five to 18.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
You don't need this no more. That ain't a knife. That's a nice buck knife. I'll take it.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Look at this. Isn't this nice? Wow. I picked it up at a murder scene.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
We heard about a knife. Heard tell. And we don't see it. So, I guess that's it. We need proof.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
Virginia's a nutty-ass place, man. West Virginia, I mean, it's different. It's different, man. The rules don't apply to them.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
This will be just shit that doesn't matter.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
The first 20 minutes we're on the fucking microphones, this is what we do.
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#565 - The Fugitive Temptress - Princeton, West Virginia
disappear for six years and not even face the music jimmy hit me with that list right goddamn now this was executive producer gary howard tyler holmes matthew brit vanessa thompson second place in the fantasy league wow cottage classic docs i don't i'm not sure what that is i imagine if you google it you'll find out uh jake adronia probably it's a gna i don't know adronia adragna it's adronia right
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
You're dancing on my grave. Well, I mean, fucking ridiculous.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
That's the big one here.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
There's 30 years of that. We can watch it.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
It was murdered. What's what's not cruel about that?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
10 to 3, that's much bigger.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
That's the judges or the... What, the mayor? The governor? The governor's first name is Getner?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
So, I mean, I think she 100 percent did it.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I guess if you're going to murder somebody, just blow everybody and then it gets washed.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
They've compared that to so many things, and the only one it has been is Sherry Papini.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
This week's executive producer, Andrea Fellows, Joe Boyd, and her daughter, Jocelyn. Happy birthday, Jocelyn. Happy birthday, Jocelyn.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I hope it's a great day. Kyle Norweg, see you in D.C., Kyle. That's going to be great. Kyle, I feel like he lives fucking far. Actually, no, I think he's up there. It doesn't matter. Kyle, you're terrific, can't we just say that?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I mean, if you got a little bit of each, a hodgepodge, and then just slam it together, that makes a museum.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Also, Pat McCrotch, James. I'm positive that's really their first name.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Other producers this week are Peyton Meadows, John McCoola, Janice Hill, Scarlett Horbis III, Danielle Tish, Tim Kaine, Kelsey, probably not that one, is it?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I'm sure. Kelsey Abbey, Peter's brother, Mark McNeely, Laura Gordon,
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Alyssa Rockenback, Felicia Barnes, Sarah with no last name, Michelle Almeida, Ryan McClelland, Doug Kozak, Christine Kober, Dina W., David Shaddy. Thank you.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
We're very jealous of Dodge City.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Lots of dresses with that doily around the neck.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, she's at the soda shop drinking a soda.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Fix your brother a sandwich.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
52,000 people. We got a twirling academy.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I'll take his parents' money for the lessons for this shit he's never going to learn.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Heat's an iron like nobody's business.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Not a single button undone.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Not the one at the bottom to make it easier to sit? No?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
This is a real hot piece of number, I'll tell you.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
She did it. She fished herself a good one.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Oh, Lutheran? What are they going to do?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Wow, he really, really loves her. He's doing everything for her.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
She pursued him, and he's just... He's like, hell yeah. She didn't do anything for her.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Every drop, every bit, all of it.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I didn't say, do you know that they exist?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, I know all about them.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Thank you. Thank you.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Ruining Pictionary Night.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I mean, it's being hidden, but people are like, they're pretty fucking friendly with each other.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
She didn't come back with groceries.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
And her hair's a mess.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
They were all out of groceries.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
They had manwich and mayonnaise.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
That's the least Jenny Jones you've done.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
She's always involved. She wants to know everything.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, what's up with that?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Don't tell me that. It makes me feel guilty about this cock in my ass.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I saw it. Why didn't it materialize?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
It's a ridiculous idea. Yeah.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Nobody has ever, ever.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Well, Subaru's open, yeah.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
So you're going to swallow that?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
In Tucson, what? In 2000, it's not out of bounds for a woman to be free with her sexuality. I mean, married and free with her sexuality is a bit much, but...
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
This is a... Usually stars Lisa Ann and a bunch of Cool boys.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Also, why are there three guys delivering one pizza? Seems inefficient.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
A lot of people. A lot of people. She's been here for an hour.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
The least, oh my God.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
He does that because he's getting paid under the table because he's a felon lady.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
It feels like he probably breathed in my church.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Super private. Spice it up when you're that boring man. No shit. The pastor who literally saves you every week can't remember you.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I think I kept him from hellfire. I don't know.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Breaking next? He's not even breaking down the M-16, James.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
But from his vantage point, I can blend into everything. I'll go down on her and she'll forget me in 10 minutes.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
She'll forget that I went down there.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Get the fuck out. Yeah.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, because all of his brothers, every time they see her, they just pull their dick out. Yeah.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I'm the dark angel of South Korea. They know.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Everybody else knows.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
And she went back – He sent her there telling her to be safe there. Yeah. And then –
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
And sending her back with all her own fucking student debt.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, because you're you're you're a problem.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
But yeah, for all intents and purposes, one got rid of their spouse to continue this fucking.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
We know what you're doing.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Get out. That'd be wonderful.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Maybe I'll brace her if she gets to meet anybody, but I'm not telling her about conquests.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Hey, Press, this is Tabitha. I go down on her a lot.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Keep that in mind when I kiss you on the cheek.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Hello, adult child. I'm starting all over again.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I haven't talked to my dad in three weeks. He's got stage four cancer.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Buildings are smoldering on the other side of the country, and we got police.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Right. In the most available spot for wire cutters to get to.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, they teach you how to cut brake lines.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Why would she say that?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I read a news story of you careening off a cliff. Are you okay? You good? Is that okay? I made it to a garage where they fixed my brake lines, you cut, you psychotic bitch.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I was just going to say this is backwards.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
We should have all changed our life insurance policy people to Ed McMahon and surprised the shit out of him every single day.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Why do people keep giving me money? I'm making a ton every day. Every day, Prudential and State Farm, they're all ringing my doorbell.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Publishers Clearinghouse. Nope. What was it?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Is it not Publishers Clearinghouse?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
It was a different one.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
It wasn't even Publishers Clearinghouse. No, no. Every reference ever was, this better be Publishers Clearinghouse and Ed McMahon with a big old fucking check for me.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
A lot of hillbillies like to start sentences, like I say, or like I said.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
My grandmother does it. It's like, baby, you didn't say this yet.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Or five minutes ago she thought it and didn't say it out loud.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Just a minute ago he was there.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Was she shot and grazed with a shotgun too? No.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Prudential man just bought one.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
And by the way- 10 fucking minutes with those shots? Ouch.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, you can't talk with your, yeah, yeah.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yes, he had to reload.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
You've got to break it, yank it out, and throw a new one in.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
There's no rack in it. Single-shot shotguns are useless.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
It's a children's gun.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
But it's a 16-gauge. The 20-gauge is really for the 15- to 16-year-old boys.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
You can certainly hurt people with them, yeah.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I'm not belittling it. I'm just saying a single shot's not necessarily a great murder weapon.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Sure would appreciate my neighbor's head getting sawed off just for some excitement around here. Just give me some action.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Don't say anything. Shut up.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Missing kid for a couple hours. Anything.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
You were there. We need information out of you.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Even if they find the kid tomorrow, I'm fine with it.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Like a mental patient.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
When you've got a gun around and one's been fired, you start remembering those things that happened in that moment. You never forget them.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Break in the hot tub. That's not that's a gross.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Gigstad, I think you're a very good investigator. You've done a nice job.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I'm real loosey-goosey with my handgun. I just, you know, fuck it. Yeah, I just bought it. I don't know. It's mine. I can do with it what I want.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I'm told that's how you dispose of them.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
One of those suicide stools.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
This guy, whoever did it, is a complete dipshit.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
That's not a good person to have your house key.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
You know what I mean?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
You're not going to take the kids to bury their father?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
No, I think I'd put it together real quick.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Right. The guys got away and they're coming back.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Well, my dad was telling me he's going to put a baby in somebody. Yeah.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
They were going to gather.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
He's just going to say shit out loud and think everybody will forget this without a problem.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
This is also a Tornado Alley fucking place.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
So these people decided to plan a murder and then we'll plan the rest of it later? What the fuck?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Insurance, murder, then we'll plan the rest.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I heard Argentina's nice at this time of year.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I'm going to go change your oil, honey. I'm a good dad.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
And then told me gross sex stories. Oh, God.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, the little guy that used to be a magnet or a sticker that people used to put on their cars.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah. Remember all that free pussy I gave you?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Grab a bottle of wine and draw a bath.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
This is Duke. Isn't he adorable?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Well, that's probably 9-11 did that.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Maybe natives are just clicking that one because the natives aren't options or something?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I mean, there's some physical, too. There is.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
There's no forensics, but that's because he did such a great job of getting rid of the gun.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
That seems like a lot.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
200 or something is incredible. I kind of want to read that. Tickle his feet?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
No fish? You're in Mexico? Come on, lady.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah, it's a pretty big deal.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
And it looks believable.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I mean, you're buying the property and the footprint because you're just going to scrape it.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Jesus Christ. Imagine that.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Gentle animal for the murder that's coming up.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I would say it's not very easy at all for you.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
That'll stretch in Mexico.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Sorry your old lady's so uptight, Galen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Is that a play on slush puppy? I don't know what he's doing.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Yeah. You skank duckling bitch. I'm trying to say sick puppy, but also... Slut puppy. Slut puppy. I don't know. That sounds great.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Is it because she got him a puppy and she's a slut?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
I don't know what he's doing.
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
How about a loose, nice woman?
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#581 - Sexy Sunday School Teacher Slaughter - Enid, Oklahoma
Oh, my God. That's a big one.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Come through and get bullied without a single word.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Like it says in the Bible, fuck around and find out, you know? You know what I'm saying?
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He's throwing out cliches and made up cliches of a trivia.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, they just misdiagnosed him. The man's not retarded. He's just dangerous.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Transformers, man.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What the fuck is it? It's a little brick house with a pig on it.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I feel like you could probably write to him, and he'll write the fuck back.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's really good on the coffee cup. That person's face is fucked up.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, the nose is a ball bag.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He's got an amazing rendition of one of the fucking Dalmatians. That's beautiful.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, it's a Dalmatian.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He writes like Stevie.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, it looks like you fucked that pig's face.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
They all have their eyes are either too far apart or crooked.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Who is Reagan Reverd?
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, he didn't draw it. He just colored it.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
The girl is always the same.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
How is he seeing new money? Look at that. That's the new bills.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
This week's executive producer, Angela Corey. Wow. Thank you so much. You're an angel. Thank you.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
She lost her job and quit Patreon because of it. And then she came back to donate a giant amount of money that she didn't have to do. Thank you so much, too. Angela, that's very kind. Thank you. Gary Howard also, thank you so much. He's got a grandson that's getting bigger all the time. Other producers this week, Peyton Meadows. Happy Hour is in Lafitte, Louisiana. Thank you, Happy Hour.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Pleasure to see you. Janice Hill, Sherri Lynn Henderson, Audrey Allen.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You do too much and you don't have to. We appreciate it.
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#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Sherilyn Henderson, Audrey Allen, Ricky Hargett. Taylor Marcelino. Goldino with no last name. Joshua Gary Alley with no last name.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
The great Goldino. Yes, he makes pizzas. Jace Chancellor. It is Kalen Saros. Chris Bourne. That is Jason's brother, right? Abel Martinez, right? Is it Jason Bourne? Yeah. Sandals with no last name. Rebecca Brookshire. You didn't watch those movies? Nah, not at all. I don't like action shit. I don't care. I understand pop culture references. Ashley Young. Holly Stansberry. Dakota Jenkins.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Stephanie Deese. Abby Bowden. Bowden, maybe. Cameron Craft. Lisa Stelter. Yes. Hayden Smith. Samantha with no last name. Sam O'Connor. Elizabeth Jacobs. April C. Sam Coleman. Derek Schwab. Tiffany West. Bob Soa. Jody Moore. Alexandra LeClaire. Carrie Fowler. James Wilkinson. Naomi with no last name. Ash Egan Burke. Daniel Hardesty. Allison Rainford. Justin Johnson. Shane McDowell. Sludge Monkey.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Gross. Amanda Smith.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
A sludge monkey sounds like a poop dick. That's vile. Yeah, it does. Anita Falk, Joe Bryant, Kathleen Schmidt, Alyssa Wilson, Lola Brown, Michelle Wood, Jessica Jones, Robin Noguchi, Elliot Worm, Zach Duffy, Matt... Harris, Doug Rose, Bruce with no last name, Wake, Waki, oh, that's going to be a correct autocorrect. An autocorrect on your end. Agbenia? Yeah, Wake is not the first name.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's something else. Agbenia, though, is your last name. Laura Jo, Tiffany Osborne, Laura with no last name, Montromancer, Montromancer. Bradley Germain, maybe German, maybe German. We don't know. Sophie Hull, Jennica Angus. She signed up twice. Thank you, Jennica. Tommy would know the last name. Danielle would know the last name. Whiskey would know the last name.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Cassandra Hegabo, bad news, bad new. James Mahaffey. Christina Brennan. Madison Parker. Missy Johnson. Nancy would know the last name. Luis Block Lois. No, if it's Luis. Cassie Wernley. Wernley. Staff McGot. McGo. Staff McGo. I don't know. I don't know what you want me to say. Rebecca Reifschneider Gochi, I think. Julie Sanchez. Reba Talbot. Tara with no last name. Laura Bird. Kaya. Kaya Stroh.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Stroh like the beer. Kachina Cameron Jacobson. She's got Stroh's money. Teresa, not a stat.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Not a lot of money there. It's like $1.90 for like a 12-pack.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Maddie Osborne, Olivia Bernal, Nicola Sundin, Inhabit Jewelry, Christine M., Lindsay Stratton, Kate Cheatwood, Virginia Babu, Wendy Brown, Wendy Friedland. Rachel. Nope. Yeah, that's Rachel Roach. Perhaps Roachy. Feeling Funny. Erica S. Gretchen Hagenbuch. Hagenbuch. Crystal Howell. Corey Frankenhauser. Frankenhauser? Trey DeWitt. Brittany McNatt. Jacqueline McGinnis-Green. Lynn and Caroline.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Carolina. Hammers. Joey Jenkins. Dave and Jade Boharnois. What the fuck?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Tucker Besosa. Tyler Harrison. Jesse Robbins. Mitchie Bags. Mike Holland. James Fleming. Jimmy is adorable. Ken Morris. I'm disgusting. Jeremy Regan. Regan. Regan. Reagan. Maria Noel. Peter Cerny. Doc with no last name. Wyatt Gray. How about that? Doc and Wyatt donated.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Fascinating. Andrew Hillis, Eric Enos, Kathy with no last name, Pookie with no last name, Ricky Lindsey, Shelly with no last name, Christopher Clark, Sfern, Sfern, Sfer, Sfer Kern, Sferry, I don't know, Maria, uh, Paolella, Paolella, that's fucking, that's mind-bending.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Monica Monica Rola Alex with no last name Tammy with no last name Rain with no last name and Elizabeth with no last name and then obviously every other person that's a patron you guys are the best thank you so much thank you so much everybody for all that you do for us for everything you do week after week keep coming back and seeing us tell your friends tell everybody about it and keep coming back like you said you want to follow us on social media shut up and give me murder.com drop down menus take anywhere you want to be
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He's a recycle bin.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He's like, yeah, throw that in the trash.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's remarkable.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
There's a vacuum pig mouth.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Okay, so they got rid of the litter goat. The litter goat sounds like much more practical, and it seems right because goats will fucking eat anything. Pigs don't eat bottles. They don't eat paper, right?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And a dead person. They'll eat the clothes on the person.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's what happens when you have money.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What's this riffraff doing here?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Troy is a shithole.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's a little grainy town, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
When you lost the lid to the Cool Whip Bowl and you're just like, plastic wrap.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And also— When the Cool Whip Bowl's lid got melted in the dishwasher.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Now it's warped.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, what's that smell?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You'll have to use Saran Wrap forever on this.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I guess I didn't even realize that exists.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I just stayed there. It's beautiful.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And she has to do this again. And then probably strike three was really bad.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
We're going to get to the bottom of this and see if we can't fix it. The smartest people on the planet.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Which he probably does.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
They gave scholarships to the wrong kids.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Walking all over the place.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
American history. The guy was everything.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, yeah. When you have money like that too, like you're staying in –
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Some sort of Glenn Livid or something?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's so fucked up.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Meaning like everybody in the house recognizes him as the. That's it.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Princess Allison and the retard. That's so fucked.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
yeah so you're not gonna have him over yeah it's like a friend coming over the house and dad comes home and goes where's the retard yeah and they go they're talking about me or you know he's in his room with his friend like the friend's gonna know that your nickname is awful at all and then what's gonna happen at school so right
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's fucked up.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He's a retarded girl.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's what his parents are making him be. Ah, Jesus.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
So that's why his dad did this to him.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And he's the only one of the kids that's at this special school. Yeah. And he's clearly slower than everybody else at learning. And just give him some fucking time, you guys.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You're teaching him how to murder.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, I don't know. People do it. I don't understand the bonding of that experience. That's fucking crazy.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I get it. If that's your survival thing, if you're going to go out and eat all that, that's great. Good for you.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I just don't want to take my kid out and be like, take this gun, child.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
James, you've got to tame the population. It's out of control. They're going to shit everywhere.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's actually kind of cool.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I've seen this. This is amazing.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It would hold on to him.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What pets was he catching?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You can catch dogs?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I wanted to see the windows break.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And really, you've got things in the house. Your mom made beans or something. Take the cans.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Okay, I guess never mind. I don't understand this.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
that's what he said so his concept of everything is way skewed and off he doesn't doesn't get shit so he used to say things like if you hit my truck uh i'll kill you bike when you go buy it yeah i'm the the you'll heal the truck won't is what they would say so they probably said that to him and that's why he probably said don't worry the bike's okay
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That was dismemberment.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
So they raised somebody that's an alcoholic.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Down the Cape every summer?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's incredible.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah. I mean, it'd be very hard to make the cape an awful memory.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Under the fucking uniform?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What a fascinating, I guess that makes all the sense. He's probably not the only one that's ever done that.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
They like the feeling of bloomers.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
His father knew.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And you know there's that.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's not anything. It's not a big deal.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I mean, as many serial killers or people that do bad things that do that, there's probably a thousand that didn't.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, they were either breastfed or drank fucking formula.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Something that you can have an open conversation about at the church cookout. I'm fine with it.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
give a fuck what underwear you're wearing.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I'm only wearing ruffled bloomers.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's the end tip. It's beautiful.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's a fucking party.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He's got a portion of his brain that certainly works.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You can bring the ice sculpture and then make a seven course hors d'oeuvres and fucking dinner thing. You can make all kinds of cash.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's crazy because that'll thin them out tremendously.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's asparagus potatoes.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's asparagus. That's crazy.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Don't piss on the potatoes.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
People or something. What is that?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Very soft there.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Send a self-addressed.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What happened? I want to know why I know so much about Bethesda that I don't know anything about it.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's a very strange shaped place.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
So he joins if he caught anything.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Love to know if that worked.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, the aircraft carrier.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
In the ocean, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You got to take orders, man.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
The infraction was just because they didn't like him?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, maybe it was in the wire.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Right, yeah, because he said something crazy, and they were like, we can't do this.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
They should have gave him more than that.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Jeff can't do it.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, Bradfield.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's about how long you should probably marry.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
She's not for you, Bradfield.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
No, but she certainly wants that dick.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
There's certainly a sexual tension there.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Well, a reminder that maybe you could do it again.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Pay your rent in anything but currency.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Dropkick them a cart in the Newport.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
She still didn't come to. Oh, my God. She has so much brain damage.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
From walking and smoking, smoking and walking.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, Jesus. She's still alive.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
She died from the dismemberment. That's crazy.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, where's my wife?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Really fucking his life up.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Bethesda's safe because I've been to Uganda.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I hope Allison's okay.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
We're real excited because we haven't found it yet.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I can tell you what she's not doing is she didn't go get a job somewhere because she doesn't like it here.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
We're really encouraged that we haven't found the body yet. She's probably off being successful somewhere.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You'll hear about her soon when they write articles about her successful cupcake business.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He probably felt like the pancreatic is penance for what he's given the society.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You don't break into shit.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah. No, it's just us.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I haven't been in the Navy in a long time and you got kicked out.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
This is not a point of pride. This is disappointment.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, it's only dress. Is his dress white?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
If he could still fit it, that's pretty good.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
The construction causes mayhem?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I mean, mostly that second part.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, because you're six.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I can't kill my dad. You're six and think you're mentally superior to me. You're going to die.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Slash, slash, slash. Okay.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You got to wait for Rahal to take the picture.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I think it was Rahal that won, probably. Or Mario Andretti. I don't know one of those fucking guys. There's only like six fucking famous ones.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
This person wants somebody to do everything for them.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, but he regrets those words.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And this person is an incapable person of taking care of themselves.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Why would he tell them that?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Mechanics are not that hard.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And you might start to believe them when they say, we can help you, we can get you home, whatever the fuck.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
If you've got a scanner, it's not hard. You just got to take fucking everything apart to do it.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, boy, he's having a break.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I mean, okay. Call her at me, man, because I'll believe it. If you can bring the little girl back, I'm listening.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, you can't do that.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I bet he can fix everything today, too. He just needs the computer that tells him what to do.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Just tell him he's making potatoes.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He just wants some.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And then you've got to take everything out to do one little thing.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What is the deal?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Right. Sample it.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, that's wild, man.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I think you only get it when you're certified.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Right. You've got to have a plan.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's a weird day.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Why do you set yourself up to have that day?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Not your own? You don't do that. Nope. Not a relative. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
With their parents present, if it's not yours.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, that could be precarious also.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's the worst response to this picture that you could have.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's a cute kid. You shouldn't be throwing up.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
This guy hates kids.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, God, Jesus. Do you need more fuel for that vomit?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
So he would meals in his face.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah. And you're a psycho Cinderella. This is fucking horrific.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, he fished them.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He shrimped them.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
The company I worked at, they had to retire a truck that they did that to me with a tilapia under the front seat.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
On a Memorial Day weekend.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
With the windows up. And I threw up. I opened the door and threw up.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And they had to retire the truck. It was useless.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
They sent it out to detail it, and then it came back, and it smells worse.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's a dead animal, man, and it just smells like death, and it never goes away. Nope.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Dude, after it's already over? Like, he fished them. He shrimped them. And then he came back and hung the cat.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
No, he's just terrorizing these people with the worst things.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
In the chimney, he's going to smoke a fish head, too.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That one probably smells nice.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Hodgepodge. They just happen to have seven or eight more.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I'd sure like to now.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That should let you know how bad your life is. Get it together.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's a vast improvement of his life.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Well, read this here.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
These people are crushing life.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's going to stink of a sovereign citizen, but they're going to get to the bottom and they'll understand.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, you're crazy.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You're making three times the national average in money.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Shouldn't be able to be bought together.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You don't just need this, you son of a bitch.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You shouldn't be able to buy those, and for sure.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Exactly. You should have to ask, who the fuck is that? You don't get to write victim.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah. For every half a million dollar house, there's a million and a half.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You know what I mean? Yeah. People just go and park them in a parking lot.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's not about 2014. What do you got there? That's a nice horse.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Unless you're going to be a teacher at Harvard.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You could have done this at the community college.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What a nightmare.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
All the way to the purse?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Horror movie shit.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I don't give a fuck.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I don't like this.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What in the fuck?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's wild that he brought a gun and then just so personally didn't do anything with it.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
His answers to questions are always wrong.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
So officers chase him, obviously.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's fucking horrifying.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
So OJ stealing his shit. Not this time.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It worked once before.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I thought he was going to propose.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Like the guy from Fat Albert.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah. You're still there, man.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
This is the middle house.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, because they don't have anything.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
It's not that incredible. I mean, it makes sense.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah. Being separate.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You charbroiled a titty, man. It's not happening.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Man alive. Imagine being able to own that.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And also, they look like they would wear a Sherlock Holmes hat.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What's that dog's name? Is that dog's name Buford? Are they from Buford?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, that's a way to confuse the fuck out of that poor thing.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Got anything newer, Buford?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
They ran out of people to put bedrooms in. They're just like, we've got so much more room. Just make more bathrooms.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's a long time.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That would have been absolutely bonkers if he buried a body on top of his dad.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
What's that idea?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
You have a cellmate and you're hanging meat in here?
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
And I got the name Kristen from my mother.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah. And we'll talk about that. Very childlike.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Quality of drawing, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I don't like the part that he gave them, too.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Hitler youth shit.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That never indicates guilt. Nope.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I don't know what that is.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That is a wild song.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Throwing her in there.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's not what we asked.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
This is not going well.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah. We shine light into the darkness.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
I'm not even sure why or what this is.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
He's still working on me.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Or he he rose and really took it out on you.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, internally, there's a battle in there.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Paisley's are the design on bandanas, sir. You can say Paisley.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That is so much information. He didn't forget a thing.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Oh, my God. That's so fucked.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Hey, you broke dummies, stay away. Yep.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
That's a lot to remember.
Small Town Murder
#573 - Serial Killing Schizophrenic Cannibal - Bethesda, Maryland
Yeah, I want answers if you give them to me.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Those are quiet enough. If somebody puts a silencer on that, dude, you can snuff out an entire family with those things and not hear Pete. That's crazy.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
And also, you're in possession of a fucking suppressor with no stamp. You are in federal... That's a crazy charge. You don't want that, ma'am.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Identification and murder weapon tools were there.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
If you weren't a murderer and convicted of simple assault on a child.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
You sullied my uniform, you cocksucker.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
He's acting like a soldier and a veteran doesn't commit crime sometimes.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
They should get a nice prison where people are in awe of them.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
He really wants accommodations for nothing.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Fuck you. Every day he needs a blowjob for what he's done.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
This week's executive producers are Andrew Newman. Yep. Mark and Chrissy Such. Hey, happy birthday. No, happy anniversary.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
There's so many. I could never. Matthew Reed, thank you, bud. That was very nice. Happy Hour got a mortgage in Texas. Hey! That's too bad. I'm sorry about it. I hope you get home to, I guess, a better place.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Joe Gleason won the Crime and Sports and Small-Term Order Fantasy League, James. Good for you.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
We should give him something. They did. He won money.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I mean, we just did. We'll give him something.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Joe messaged somebody, and we'll send you something.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Tracy, thank you. You went above and beyond, and that deserves something.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Because we don't have any that live here.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
All of you, thank you so much for what you're doing. You're amazing people. Other producers this week, Liz Vasquez, Peyton Meadows, 12-year-old Lucas Martel, 12-year-old. What are you doing listening to this?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Did your parents buy you an iPhone and they don't even know you do this?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I don't know if you're a good kid or a bad kid. I can't tell.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
That's all. Janice Hill, Andrew Bailey, Will with no last name, Brandon Camerato. Camerata. Camerota. Sammy Wright. Jordan Kippen. Carmen McTurner. It's Russ, man. Chris Cope. Nope. Chris Pope. Sarah with no last name. Amber Cramer. Cranmer. Olivia Horniak. Horniak. Is that right? That is. Horniak. Grace. One, two, three, four. Crystal Volts. Elizabeth Van De Velde. Uh...
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
D'Wanya, D'Wanya Kelly, Ellen Medley, Michael Baird, Zach Chipman, DM, D like the person, D-E-E like Mr. Brown, but with the letter M. Andrew Gilliam.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Andrew Gilliam, do we know, is that the, do we know Andrew Gilliam?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
It's a different Gilliam, isn't it? It's not Andrew.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Was there a Gilliam? Armand Gilliam.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
All right. Well, Gilliam. Thank you. Mike with no last name. Megan Dallaire. Stephen Baker. Beth... Cooful. Cuffle. Carla McGee.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Carla McGee. Manders with no last name. Mitchell Forrester. Justine Rogers. Karen Lowe. Alex with no last name. Bethan Williams. Beth Hurst. Yeah. Matt Helmers. Addie Barot. Barot, maybe. At eye. Vaughn Robinson. Linda Hefner. Hugh's daughter, I imagine. Jesus Christ. Would Hugh have a daughter named Linda? Is he that old? Carrie Bargin?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Ryan McCarty, Tony McKay, Bowtie Mouse, Joseph Lehman, Bradley Myers, Erica Maxson, Ally McAttack, and Stroke Malone. What the fuck? Nicola Everson. Julianne Cabrera. Amy Hagerman. Kristen Camille. Connie Walters. Mary Kramer Wachter. Watched her. Laura Freeze. Watched her do what? Watched her.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Laura Fries, Jonathan Bird, Elena with no last name, Julianne Beck, Walter Bubba Brooks III, Ann Robinson, Tracy with no last name, Tony Maldonado, Maldonado, Natazia, Stacy with no last name, Barb Pressler, Shizuka with no last name, Morgan Bowling, Lacey Lynn, Courtney, I said that, Monica Hammonds, Mads, what did she donate twice? Courtney, damn it. Courtney, so nice she did it twice.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Unbelievable. Mads Wilkins, Ellen, Elian, with no last name. Tarla Baloo. What is it? Gonzalez? Yes, Elian Gonzalez. He's back. Little bastard who got himself a raft. Melinda Johnson. Camila Rodriguez, the Pinto, DiPino, Carson with no last name, Mike Sipko, Paige Burns, Burris. All right. Zach Kell with no last name. That is a last name, Kell. Jesus. Colleen Connolly.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Christine MacArthur with no last name, Taylor Strouch, Karen Napoli, James Gilstrap, Ansley Wimbish, Ryan Critchett, Abby Hubble, Madeline Kacharski, Nick Legault, Joseph Reynolds, Sweet Biggins, Alexandra Smith, Ian Boxell, Joseph Payne, Mike Forehand, Charles Hafter, After. You have to. Georgie. Georgie Dunn. Elton. Elta. Abbott. Lauren Coulter. Christian F. Lindsay with no last name.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Rather not. Hannah Sonnenberg. Patricia Dishman. Charity with no last name. M&D. Chris with no last name. Sierra with no last name. Rob Bossman. Spencer Davis. Kira Lee. Michael King. Nick Kiefer. Louise Flanagan. Falzerano, Dave Clark, Hannah Souza, Amanda Enright. What? Is that right? Yes, it is right. All right.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Papa Tanku, Jason with no last name, Larry Barnhart, Virgil Casanova, Mike Manchak, Prophet Black, Angie Green, Zach Jackson.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Sarah Vand, Hallie Vieira, Gina Rodriguez, Laura Wilkinson, Diane Schneider, Amy Mackey, Luis Martinez, Luis Martinez, Steve Fullard, David Scott Rine, Jute Boot, Mary Cass, Laurel Mitchell, Clay Billingsley, Amy L. Erica with no last name, Mike LeChase, Terry Trufant, Jessica Boucher, Boucher, Krista Isabel, Reyes with no last name. That is a last name. Jeffrey Gregg, Jana Matthews.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
This is Nathan L. and every one of our patrons. Thank you all so much.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
All these people open for Travis Tritt.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
What's the chances it's just a dude named Travis Tritt that lives there?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
He brought all the flavors he knows up.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, the French got a lot of desserts.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Well, that's what I'm making you eat then.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I make them eat that too because then it kind of, like it's reverse psychology to me. I don't know. It's me showing them what bad fast food is and hopefully they don't want it. But- I fucking love that place.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
It feels like a month of studying a globe. You should be done.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
It's a very common place to send people, I guess. It's a very popular base.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
And it teaches them how to lower their heart rate so that they're just fucking calm.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
What they do is teach them how to just be murderers.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
California's got the outdoor life if you love it.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Unless there's like an obvious enormous conflict where everybody's involved. Unless it's World War II.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I don't know how it works, and I don't like it.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
If something spins... Anything attached to it is going to fucking spin. I don't get it.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I suppose, but they're not attached to something.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Guys, the big fan's going to stop in a minute.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I mean, you could really generate a shitload of them and then just sit back and coach them.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
No, and they're in constant need, right?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Why don't you get the job closer to home in telecommunications?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, that rig is kind of anchored, right?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
It's like a firefighter, but a little more strenuous before you get your time off.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
We'll call you Chrissy until you're a grown man. Then we'll call you Chris.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Do those still exist? We have to find those.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
it's so fucking bad i gotta buy one get one at your house and i housed both i remember i remember i don't even know that i was getting two it just showed up with two i was like well i'm eating all of it i was like oh man and then what happened to you i got sick
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
They put fucking mayo on it, and I was like, well, and I noticed it halfway through the second one.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Well, I've already put all that in me. Whatever.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Fascinating. But if your ex-wife was or if your mom was a Navy officer and beat the shit out of you, would you look for a Navy officer woman?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
No matter what. 2004, that's a wild time to have that happen.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Probably fell into that saw with that eight-foot diameter circular saw.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, OSHA should get on board with that.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I mean, it's only been at least 18 months since they stopped seeing each other.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
He's got a rental property and he's staying in his ex-wife's house.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I mean, there's only so many rubs on the shoulders you can do in a friendship way.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
And also, eventually, you've got to meander around to the titties.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
There'll be regret in a little while, but for now.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
That's the first one, right? That's like the first deployed, right? I know the numbers in front of the, it's just to throw off the enemy. But that 101st, I think that's the first ones deployed.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
That'll keep you occupied for five, ten years.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, unless you're hiring a contractor to do everything for you.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
At least you know the stage you're at.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
They're drilling again. I thought that was done.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
There's a few colors I will never do.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I've never seen a yellow house and been like, that's the ticket.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Oh, this gave up. I don't want to do this.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Okay. A concealed weapons class should only be on paper and in books.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
The county line runs through his property.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Don't bother them. They're contemplating and very depressed about how they're about to die.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Sometimes you need an extra tool in the toolbox to cope and deal with the day.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, because when you're on some sort of a diet or any kind of keeping an eye on things, those are one of the first things to go.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Unless the computer and the disks all had classified stamped right the fuck on them.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Big red letters that are just like a rubber stamp.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Part of the letters are missing, but he can tell that that said classified.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
You took shit out of my garage and called the FBI.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Cal's got some loose fucking lips. Jesus.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
You'd have to, both of you, throw shoulders into that like a football tackling dummy.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, because it's got liquid in there and that's the stable part.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
With hundreds of pounds of liquid in it.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Or when you're not and you just did.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Does he get the texturizing scissors and give it a real nice?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I can't imagine being so mad at a child that you hit him like that.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
It looks like the cheeks on the left side of his face.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Lederhosen. Was that somewhere else? I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Is it? Yeah. That's very awkward and uncomfortable clothing. You can't just wear that everywhere.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
We're the same size. This guy just wants to call me a dork and then body slam me.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
He's going to DDT me after he calls me for it.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
i think they're doing their job that's what they're supposed to do right i mean oftentimes somebody in an abusive relationship will say no you have to ask several times in several different ways assure them you can keep them safe things like that yeah it's gonna be okay if you feel that you are threatened they ask different different verbiage to get them to admit because eventually
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Is he charging you money for what he calls protection?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Has there ever been any mysterious fires around here?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Are you going to see what I'm saying?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
There's a lot of words in there that feel old-timey.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
They give you a fucking window, 8 to 10, 8 to noon, whatever the fuck.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
So a fucking refrigerator. There's no plug. Are you shitting me?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, I remember that doesn't fit the new fridge. What the fuck is going on?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Everything. Yeah. They sell you a plug. Charge me $50 more and give me the motherfucking plug.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Maybe he's just a doctor of literature. We don't know. We don't know.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Did you not do that in case I buy it in Germany and you can put the right plug? You know where you're sending it. Send the plug.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Who the fuck is so cheap that they're like, take $50 off and I'll buy it. Well, then you don't get the plug. Deal. What?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Both are thoughtful, I suppose.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Can't imagine why you wouldn't want to talk about your dog with cancer.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Well, I know that Pam's back and everything's fine.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I don't have my tag for that. Let's get out of here.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
That game warden's going to arrest us. We got to run.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Someone tried to burn the house down.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Ed Danzaro's got a pistol in their yard.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Right. That's just putting two passengers and then getting out.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, because this gun doesn't match it, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
And then maybe Ed heard the scream? I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Ed might have seen... Seems like they all just involved themselves with each other, so they're going to be around each other.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
You want fun. You got to have an imagination.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
So both of these sides are going to say that the other person did it because his testimony would benefit them.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
A stick, a shoestring and a fucking coat hanger. Get to work and make something fun.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
I got hacked. The the admission of guilt without saying I did it. Yes, exactly. Ever present. Anytime anybody says I was hacked.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
He's convicted of hurting children, man.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Did you say he moved? You said he moved.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Is that right? No shit. Surprise, surprise. It's not delivering payload of fucking weaponry, sir.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
It's not flying through enemy territory.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
We should have some footage of something.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
And it's a little late, but we should have had these in the first place.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Do we got a fingerprint from his thumb putting it in the fucking bag?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Why are you trying to wake up so early, Kit?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
What are we doing? Also, what if that guy found out mid-flight, you know what I mean, somehow found out mid-flight that he was going to be arrested when he landed and just drove this motherfucker into a mountain?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Listen here, Captain speaking. It's going to be hot where we're going because we are destined for hell.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Perhaps Google the nearest consulate. We're going to be landing in the water.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Hope you brought your passport. Enjoy the flight.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Going to an island. Oh, yeah. We're going down to the fucking Bahamas.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Where are the fucking bananas and coconuts? This is bullshit.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
It was a very hot, bare-chested man.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
We're the largest carrier in the country. We hire anybody. We hire anybody.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
You'll fly with us again. It's cheap.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Nobody else is going there. You'll fly with us. See you on the next flight.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
One of us, me or my bag, will get there.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
He's well aware of what goes on over there.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
It feels like a kid's beating the kid again. I'm going to go get him.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Her landlord's were beaten to death.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Okay, so that means because of that, I didn't do this.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Never make a pun about fire. Don't do it.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Talk about that because she's not a bigamist anymore.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
And who's to say that it was not just an accident? You know what I mean?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Perhaps she signed all the – he signed – one of them just didn't file it. You know what I mean?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Not only did I not do it, I've been framed.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Pleading the Fifth has now become such a... It means that you're guilty thing that like that could have been if they called him like that could be, you know, I mean, helpful because it could sway the jury. Any juror knows be like, I don't know. They won't even talk. So what are we talking about?
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
And it was reset to factory settings, which you do that to get it going.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Listen, you've got a lot of trauma in your past, and you don't want that shit happening again. That's a big gun to carry, though.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
There is this trend with barn dominiums. This may have been the inspiration for it. Yeah, no, no, no.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Next time I have any police interaction, I'm just going to scream that. I've been framed. I'm framed. Framed.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Some drywall, set up some aluminum channels, and built your wall.
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#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
The amount of rounds that these people absorbed – How would nobody fucking hear all that?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah, nobody's more upset about this than me.
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
He keeps a gun in the truck? Are you out of your fucking mind?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
Yeah. Why don't they give him fucking littering for where he parked that car?
Small Town Murder
#563 - The Major Murders - Pembroke, Kentucky
80s Beverly Hills. I'm going to put it in Kentucky.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
And you're free to do so. I mean, that's the only free you are.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Ludacris will get here and stick around for the whisper song.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Let's talk about that one crime.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
This week's executive producers are Sammy the Judgmental Potato, whatever that is.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Danielle Schmidt, happy birthday. Good for you. Thank you for participating in this for your birthday. I think Aaron Snyder's birthday, too. Holy shit, happy birthday.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Is it Christina Wilson's birthday, too? It might be all of these people's birthdays. Everybody's birthday.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Danny with an I with no last name. Thank you. No birthday, evidently, but she or he, probably she, right? Get it together with a birthday. I don't know. They are terrific. I adore them.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Good people. Other producers this week are Happy Hour in Claysville, Pennsylvania. Is that that shit town we drove? Was it Claysville?
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It's like it's well abandoned. Yeah, Janice Hill. I think it was that.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I'll bet Happy Hour is on the same ride from Pittsburgh to fucking Columbus. Wouldn't surprise me. It's a tough ride, Happy Hour. Be safe. Peyton Meadows, Alyssa Gant, perhaps? Thank you also. Justin Stepanow, Andrea... Nope, that's Adrian Mora. Savannah Eichenauer. Yep. Justine Margo Patricia? I think that's too... That might be...
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Justine Margo might be a person, and I didn't hit enter and get Patricia with no last name. Or Margo Patricia. Is that your full name?
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Justin Petrak, Petrak, Petrak probably. Jamie Smith, Alexander Clear. Caitlin with no last name. Andrea Menard, Laura Decker. Chris with no last name. Kimberly Carl, Chad Chatterson. Alexis Larson, Ari Martin, Diana. Diana? Is that right? Plywax. Plywax. Oh, I don't know. Deanna? Deanna? Is it? I don't know. Linzette. That's probably Lindsay. The T and the Y are close together. Harris.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I don't know what I've done this week. David Dutro. Rihanna or Raina? Jamie Oberle. Rihanna has no last name. Mateo has no last name. Dodie McCulley. The Jax of all trades, James. I think that's a Jax, isn't it? It's Jax. Joshua DeLand, Emma O'Brien, Amanda Dutro, Michael Hall, Tara Fisher, Kathleen with no last name, Brittany Marie, Gina Perry, Denise Durham, Mark Molesky. That sounds too close.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Key. Kristen Svarer Jones, Nikki Allen, J. Joe Lee, 2004, Ranger 11B, 2000. I don't know who that is.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Jennifer Maul. Maul? Oh, what was it? Richard was the guy from Night Court, right?
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Amy Rader, Elizabeth Renner. How else we got here? Lisa with no last name. Shauna Hensley, Joshua Nevins, Debbie Parra. What a... What the fuck is going on? Oh, Alice Valentine.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Morgan Pagan. RR2Rs. This show brought to you by 2Rs. Christy Jablonski. Christopher Corral. Cody Day. Oh, who's Day? Charlie. Charlie Day.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Nick Fox, Beta Brooks, Ivan C., Dylan Holm, Leanna Salatis, Matt Jensen, Jason Miller, Virgie J., Nail Lady, Rice Petrie, Nipples Sparks, 480. Whoa.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
The other 479 of them, too. Lindsey and Lucy Hamilton. Amy with no last name. April Marshall. Vaughn with no last name. Amelia. Kelly. Adam Leighton. Phoenix with no last name. Fred Yanez. Mikayla Landberg. Ruth Kinneson. Emily Spearing. Sam with no last name. Ian Harvey. Drew Lindsay. Sea Dog. Sizzle. Shilly. Sheila. Sheila Sapienza. Hey. Sapienza. Sheila. Gary Cretors Jr. Jesus. Becky Avenetti.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Avenenti. Iza. Iza. Iza Azgari. Danielle Bliss, Jennifer Stricker, Tamara, Tamara, Jen S., Lindsey Green.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
There's nobody named Tamara. Might be. You don't know. It's possible. Daughters Tamara and Yesterday.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Aiden Gossett, like Lou. Lindsey Green, I think I said that. Jen S., did I say that? Cody Holzer, Michael.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Aiden Gossett, because... Like Lou, but blonde. Because Lou banged on white gal. Yeah. Beth Dikmonte. Matthew Kelly. Michael with no last name. Matthew Kelly. I said that. God damn it. Christina Parisi. Danielle. Again, Matthew Kelly. Allison Blackwood. Gino Rose Giarducci. Mark Warducci. There you go. It's a U. That's what that is. Richard Grimes. Dick Grimes. That's gross. Todd Voight.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Suzanne Wilson. Robbie Sintable. Papa Woody. All right. You got it. Are you happy now? Lock and Kill. Lock and Kai. What? K-I-I. That's Lock and Kai. Jason with no last name. Sarah Pierce. Annalise Bedbetter. Bedecked. Wow. Bedecked.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
You're going to get bedecked if you're not careful. Don't you bend over in front of me. Rebecca Gambrell. Stephen Heifert. Zucchini Zach. Eileen Split. That can't be a real name. Susie Burgess. Daggum with no last name. That can't be a real name. Amber Massey, Daniel Nottingham, and Beth Temple. Aaron Connor Paulson, Stephen... Oh, hell-friked. It will. And frozen over also.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Alexander Brichler, Alison Hagman, Chuck with no last name, Alexander Pentecost, Jennifer Pentecost. Both of them. Thank you both so much. They've got to be related or in the same household. Jennifer Lee, Jamie Cotton, Arrow, Arrow, Lisa, Jesus bridge dial. What? Okay. Ben Ferrara, Jesse Kachula, Don Drake. Aaron Ingram Younger with no last name. Alan Cabanas. Cabanas? Cabanas. Cabanas.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
All right. Callie D. Lieutenant IDC. Or just LTIDC.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Marshall Mayhem. Is that your real? That's the coolest fucking name.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It's Marshall spelled like Marshall Mathers. If your name is Marshall Mayhem.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Any show we're at. Carrie Shepard, Carrie Lohr, GRZ.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Carly Wagner. Carolyn Lloyd. Ashlyn with no last name. Skentle. Shentle Ingram. What the fuck? Janelle Bassett. Bassett. Nikki Belcalori. Belcalori? Belcalori? That's a name. Marlene. Maylene with no last name. Marlene Kotoska. Paul Starenberg. Jesus, this is really devolving fast.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Jude with no last name. Jenny Roche. Emily Ditchburn. Sigrid Langford Sherl. What? Sherf. Alicia W. Linda Cerny Howard. Diane B. Ember with no last name. She might be somebody I know. She's fantastic. Patty Purvis. Somebody that I used to know. Lyndon Burnett. Tanner Hart and all of our patrons. You guys are the fucking greatest. Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Yeah. I still don't know what squash is.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
And then an American psycho, he offered to play squash and the guy declined.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Perhaps it's tennis, and it's just different rules.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
They're fucking rich people. That's why. Because racquetball sounds like trash is playing it.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Anywhere from Iowa to fucking Florida.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Tucson's just where planes go to die.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Don't you want to be a fucking pilot?
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
There must be a giant profit margin on planes. It must cost almost nothing back then.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Yeah, I mean, if I've got a shitload of planes, I might pack a couple of them and pull a weed and move them around.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Probably drink some whiskey and pinch his ass from time to time.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Some hungry kids benefiting from her work.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Very rare to hear of a girl with a metal plate in her fucking head.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I think he forgot his name and pissed his pants.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That's a terrible thing to call. You can just call her an angel.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
My not quite round-headed angel.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Drinks Ovaltine because her head's an oval.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Yeah, scribbled eggs will make you a little fucking shy.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
And you may have to dominate a conversation or two.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
So what he would do is... Yeah, she couldn't think in the first place, and now she's really messed up.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Third grade, he drew us a nice cow on his own letter.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It falls out of some old pants he threw in the pile.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I know exactly where that $100 bill is. It's somebody else's.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Hey, Mr. Mattel, thank you for the GI Joe this season. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I really want to commend you on the kung fu grip.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That's what they're supposed to do.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
He'd buy $200 things every week.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
You're going to ruin that kid. He has no sense of entirely warped sense of reality. And it's a very privileged upbringing.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Oh, my God. You did this to you.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That's a wild thing to say to somebody.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
There's probably more people that get straight-As, and there's probably more people with the grades than get accepted.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
If you don't have the grades, then you're not getting in.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
You know why you're failing, right?
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
If I can't do it, nobody can do it.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Well, I'm not going to college unless I get some shrimp scampi.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It needs to be ready every night of the week. Otherwise, what's the point?
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It's still – even if it's Fresno. Have you been?
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
He's literally morally bankrupt.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
So I thought, you know. How are you going to question it?
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
He got them. He snowed them all. And these people at home are like, look what he's doing.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
There was a fighting movie in the 80s and it was an Asian man that was fighting out of Fresno, California. And they showed him back home. He's fighting to get out of Fresno.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That is crazy, but when you do have money, you're able to just make up any story about why you have it. People will invest in any idea you have just because you're wealthy.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Now he just has more of your money. He's more wealthy and you're broke, you dummy.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Yeah, I've lost a lot of money, James.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
If you're a piece of shit, you can probably do very well.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
He's letting me just he's not even micromanaging me today.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I mean, mafia guys will shoot you and then just leave the whole gun and everything there.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
A lot of them. The whole world hates him.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
You don't slaughter a slow 24-year-old and a man's wife over a bad Cessna deal.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It's a structure, yeah. He's got some milestones, some achievements. He's got a Master P-level contract.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Let's box these and give them to Todd.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Dad had a lot. You're the only one left.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
And you'll shit your pants if you eat a lot.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Well, yeah, why do that anymore?
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I'm going to bother my whole life after it.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
How about the part where he drove a Lamborghini all the way home?
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Hey, Dana, why don't you send some pictures of you in the laundry? I could never do that, bro.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Fuck everybody's stocks. Go look at the black stuff coming out of the ground.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Oh, Joel, that's a bizarre answer. That's a weird question, man.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
For him to have that reference of him spitting on the walls, that has to be multiple times, right?
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
A lot of people think spitting is disgusting. I spit fucking constantly.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I don't think I've ever seen it. And I would probably have the same reaction that most people have to people spitting outdoors.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
And I'd probably be viscerally sick.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Why do you want your... I don't get it.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I don't think they make that gun anymore.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Not brothers, but they're certainly Menendez-ing.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I mean, I don't want to be the Lyle, you know, shit their own bed guy.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
But it's also really a tip in your hand. I don't know if they're real. They may be lying to us. They do that a lot.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I was giving you all the information. You guys are, do your fucking job.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I'm just going to make some more tiny chairs.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Trinidad, it's on the – it's between – it's southern Colorado. It's near – it's between – The shit section of Colorado.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It's between Pueblo and the springs, I believe.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
The information on your parents' killers, I don't want to talk about it.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Oh, so they have a Ghostbusters. You had it all set up.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
They're working. They're doing great.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
The parties haven't even started yet, man.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It feels like you probably can't even make arrests.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
At night it makes me scared. I don't even like watching Dateline.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I record it and I watch it in the morning when the sun's up.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That's what's done with the backdoor stuff. He's just doesn't realize that they've caught on.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Bottom rung of fucking diet for these two.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
He's drilling out tennis balls and putting it on the front of his gun?
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
It's the only thing you're using with it.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
What it is, it's a lot of money for not necessarily expensive. It's just a lot of money.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That magazine's responsible for more murders than any other magazine.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I would say these are worse because there's only a couple of serial killers that read those shits and a lot of them read them afterwards. These fuckers all read this.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That sounds very Fresno. Stop, stop criming together.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Yeah, you put that right on the top.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
So sometimes... Oh, the fucking... These guys are shitbags. Imagine being murdered with something with glue all over it and some fucking tennis balls.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Oh, wow, he did some shaving, huh?
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That is the worst. Walking into a urinal, there's dick hair all over it.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Wow, that's a terrible way to die. That man bled to death. He didn't even like, he was probably conscious. That's fucked up.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Just jamming it through the thing.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
I used to lead them around shirtless when I was seven. That's what I know about them.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Yeah, but he's got fixed wing and helicopter fucking licenses.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
And when you first get money, you got to set yourself up.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That's why it's so hard to get rich. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because once you get rich, then you spend it all. Then you got to maintain that.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
The only thing I'm clamoring for is a fish. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
You're entitled to a speedy trial. Eight months ain't speedy at all.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
That is crazy. He helped his dad get all his finances in order. He saw how much it was and was like, well, this motherfucker and everybody else is dead.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
He's dating women that like framed pictures of Marilyn Monroe. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
So he probably wasn't there, but he knows what he's doing.
Small Town Murder
#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Maybe one of the backup dancers.
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#579 - Millions To Murder - Sunnyside, California
Jesus. Might as well. I mean, eight months. How are you going to do that in less than a week?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah. He said good grief. Those guys don't murder.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Doesn't he look like... Oh, he doesn't look like he did a goddamn thing.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
We never do Unsolved, and I hate this right now.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
This week's executive producers are Cody and Lainey Leversey. They're bringing a bunch of people to next year's shows. They're terrific people. Good people. I think they're trying. I don't know. That doesn't matter. I'm not going to talk about what they're trying to do. I think they're trying to have kids, but I'm not sure. They just got married, the crazy kids. I saw their post all night.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Some nice people. I love that kid. Cody's fantastic. Anyway, Stephen Tott, or maybe T-O-T. I don't know if that's T-O-T. It could be T-O-T. It's T-O-T. All right.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
There it is. Gary Howard, Noel Meeks. Gary.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Oh, Gary's kids are trying to have kids. There you go.
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Good job. I don't know what you had to do with it.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Maybe he put his foot on the kid's ass and pushed him in deeper. I don't know.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Ropes, I'm telling you. All right, Regina Freeholz, Bryholz, Linda Cote, Cody maybe, Mike Conner, the coolest police chief in America, Matthew Moore, Diana Worley. He's terrific. Good guy. Thanks, brother. I love him. Other producers this week, Peyton Meadows, Elizabeth Rockefeller, Janice Hill, Brock Hall, Abby with no last name, Emily Michigan, Clarence Bunch. I don't know if that's Michigan.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
That may have been a correction from Apple. I don't remember typing Michigan. Who knows? That might be Apple's problem. Clarence Bunch. Warren Taylor. Savannah with no last name. Lee Arnold. Jeffrey Thomas. 401 Ontario. Michael Chermak. Chermak? Chernik. Chern? That's an M. Stacey Crosby. Kristen. Kristen. Kristen Piper. Jason with no last name. Suzanne Jackson. Dot Jenkins. Spellscast Art.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Lisa Montoya Darling. Chalaway. Josh with no last name. Megan Russell. Kit Kershaw. Tylee, Teresa Tapscott, Allie, Allie Knowlton, Sarah Lewis, TheSinHitman97, Dorothea Sterling, Daisy May, Kelly Greenwalt, Andy with no last name, Krista Johnson, Andrew with no last name, Leonard Phelan maybe, Liz with no last name, Ashley Smotic, Chris Weber. Probably not. Oh, yeah, Chris.
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Are there any houses that are not sold as is? You know what I mean?
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Check how many you have first. Timeout, Chris. Panda Sanchez, Jared Laurent, Emily Payne, Brianna Cota, Ratch with no last name. I imagine that's short for Rachel. AJ Bryce with no last name. Or Ratchet. You never know. She may have some self-awareness. They could be just really self-aware. She looks in the mirror and goes, they just call me Ratch. Charisma Hunter. Travosky.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Oh, that's a V. Travosky. Caroline Drenow. Tucker Lisping. Lars Quartz. Aaron with no last name. Jacob Magnum.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Ashley Marie, Renee Lynn. What was it? What did I miss?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah, it's a part of life, man. He never grew up. Joe Dickinson, Laura Thierry, Tay with no last name, Taylor Martin, Duncan Lane, Austin Mason, Callie Smith, Karen Mays, Rob Ellis, Hunter Paulus, Paulus, Paulus. Holland Potter, Andrea Burton, Heather Neal, Brandon Machado, Kalissa McAllister, Megan Durner, Jason Crist, Rick Weiss, Perisphone, Persephone, Persephone? Is that a name?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Persephone, perhaps, if it's Italian? Hey, it's a bunch of phony. Jen the dinosaur. Bud Dwyer, perhaps the best. Yeah, him too. Well done.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
May many more have the fucking balls. Erica Longo, Bailey Bayless, Howard Haley. Hale.
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ale that's what it is yeah brent mcnamara uh jeannie jeannie larson sean major love my ink david f amanda hepler maria with no last name courtney hall kyle with no last name may with no last name claire and nicola samantha zeninga zuniga uh laurel zuniga laurel schultz laurel laurel laurel is what it is nicole with no last name molly goggin
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Travis Stotts, Dana Ranky Gumbs, Ashley Jackson, Lavinia Hale, Robin with no last name, Natasha Combs, Amber Gonzalez, Brandy. Nope, that's Brandon.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Brandon, Bobby Willie, Patterson, Natalie, Natalie Miller, Ruby Joe, Johnny Ruiz, Andrew W., Allison Roberts, Otto with no last name, Brad with no last name, Aaron Atienzo, Crystal Taylor, Sonny with no last name, Kelsey Walkers, Watkins, God damn it, Chris. Chris Scrivener.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Don't put a goddamn thing in the contract. We're not fixing anything.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
It's the fucking worst thing on the planet. It really is. All week. Melanie Gunther. And then as I finish one, there comes another. Shell with no last name. Jessica Garcia. Hell's Half Acre. I don't know if that's the place. Isn't that a restaurant or a bar and grill or some shit? Is Hell's Half Acre a thing?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Maybe I should read more books. Natalie Cook, Leah Arrington, Sam Penner, Amy Muir, Donna Jones, Kalia Martin, Kalia Kalia, Janine Tenbrook, Jordan Alivado, DK... Like Donkey Kong. Erica Telles. Carly Osborne. Harley Weigert. D.B. with no last name, like Cooper. Dustin Callahan. Bean with no last name. Taylor with no last name. Renee Blaine. Ashley Fazzino. Wynn with no last name.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Melissa with no last name. Tracy with no last name. Eric Wright.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
glenny glenny red todd usher quentin binkley cameron hughes tasha yarborough nick fricano emily with no last name less more co uh christina schultz anthony cicillone uh casey wrath and all of our patrons you know what you are you're the best thank you so much everybody you're fantastic people we cannot thank you enough for all that you do for us and uh
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah, there's going to be lots of festivals.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I don't know. Foam parties are usually like raves, aren't they?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
This is the 50th anniversary. This is a big deal.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
And a couple of vague ones that you don't realize are them, but they are.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
He's got a nice pizza. We bring a lot of ethnic diversity around here. Yes. Tacos and pizza.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Really? Yeah. Because people are pissed.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
This is our 50th anniversary. Fuck.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
It feels like forever ago. And then I think about like the generation or the decade next was obviously 2000. And when you see footage of 9-11, you're like, oh, Christ, we dressed like that in 2001.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Very bizarre pants, too, where they got like a thing on the knee that's like a vertical stripe thing.
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#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
But we have 12-year-old mentalities. We're beating on these people for fashion, but neither of us can figure this shit out either.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Mentally, I'm 12, but I feel like I'm still kind of cool. Yeah, we're trying to still be cool. I can do things. We're pretty cool.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I can't dress like a fucking 25-year-old.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
And I try my best to dress appropriately for my age, and then I look like I got a fucking tea time tomorrow.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
He doesn't even have a person. He's looking for paramedics.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I need guys with IV bags, the jaws of life. Bring it all.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I mean, you're not her dad? Who are you? Yeah, you're not her husband or something?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Oh, they don't need outside our jurisdiction.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
It's just not yours. What the fuck, bro? He might do it on principle of you stealing his shit.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Why don't you X-chop your crotch, too, man?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Well, there's meditation that's like that too.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Does it freeze like that when you die? Because wouldn't you relax? I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
It's not a rape. Yeah. On display. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Okay. She knows it's coming. Can't do anything about it. I'm fine with it.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I'm not a yoga guy, but I've seen a few people die like that, that are like older, elderly and have it. Nobody ever does any sort of symbol of acceptance. It's always panic and their chin to the sky gasping for fucking hair. It's always terror.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
No, no, no. Subtle hand signals saying I'm fine.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Every one of them were like, I don't want everybody out there.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
And then give them a hug and tell them, sorry, it's going to happen anyway.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
You're disturbing my neighbors, but I'm still pissed at you.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
The speed limits are so low. They're low.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I had a dream. Want to hear my dream?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Those are your personal movies with no ticket bought. That's just for you.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
And if you're quitting smoking and you did it with a patch on your arm, that's a fucked up dream.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
And then when we want to hear it, we'll holler at you when we have no other leads.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah, and he happened to pick the one that they found in the bushes. That's unbelievable.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
They are definitely good. Especially the murder ones because there's a lot at stake. Yeah, certainly not interesting. Watching people, whether they're guilty or had nothing to do with it, watching their behavior in front of cops that don't know and they're figuring out whether or not they know.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
P.S. Halfway. Yeah. These guys just got out.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
You're fucking figuring it out before it all happens.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Was Darren Bewitched, or was he? Yes, yes. Okay, all right.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Okay. I tell everybody this shit and they say, call somebody else.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I fell asleep at this time. I woke up at this time. That's what time it was.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
How do you believe that? How would you know?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I've never gotten up in the middle of the night to pee.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Like, I hear about that about old men. Like, they do it, like, three, four times in their sleep. And not calling you an old man.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah, that's how you do it on the road, right? You chug and then go to sleep so that you make sure that you have to wake up.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
So they don't stay in one spot too long?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
And if I want any of it to stick, I got to write it down.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Of course. That's what it is. Everything is a Chicago suburb. Pretty much.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
It's a real Reading Rainbow uniform.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
It's fucking fascinating how big that city, how sprawling that shit is.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Like he's beating a dog, but it's just out of sight.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
The word impression that he says so much.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
This is where the real fun is, Jay.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah. L-shaped with about a one-inch lug nut.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Help us change the oil on our Nova. We'll have a beer.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I make a hell of a nachos. Come on.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
This is the most specific dream I've ever heard.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Or a monk with a can of gas and fucking some square making a statement.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I'm beginning to think I'm a suspect. I'm just telling you about my amazing dream.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Everybody was just roasting weenies.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah. That built to this amazing fight scene.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
That was what Al Capone was running, though, wasn't it?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Sure is. Which is a real weird thing to say.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
That's the only time you could get it. You couldn't take it home. No liquor stores. So you could have wine with your steak.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
And in high school, I was a badass.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I think a prayer or two will do it.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Thanks. Is he perhaps sitting directly in front of me?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
There you go. That's a good question.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Relate to him because I've seen his inside. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Except for this fun-ass weekend I'm about to discuss. Yeah, what the fuck.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
That's the biggest mistake in the history of interrogation. That is so bad.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Is this the south of the city, or is that what you said?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
You just say verbal diarrhea is what that is. That is buzzwords for please help me.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah, I'd love to fuck you up, man.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
So inconsiderate they're creepy? They're creepy.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
What if we catch him? Now we put him in prison. And every night you dream of that bad food.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Eight hours a night you're in prison.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
That's creepy. Those aren't the same things. So inconsiderate. Counted my wrinkles in my butthole.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
This is paying your taxes and then murder.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Of course he did. Of course he did.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Sounds like you're hot as shit. Good for you.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
He's saying he's making as much sense.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
We'll interrogate him just fine. Just point it out.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
A place where everybody looks at you and lusts over you, including the dogs.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Fuck Bible study. There's a murderer loose and you know what he looks like.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
That's a great place to be. And then don't say anything to you.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
They put them in everything nowadays.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I do it all the time. I show it all the time.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
You call me a murderer or the best thing that you've got right now?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Tell him to turn himself in right this second.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
What happened? Now they're salting you with doors. You must have dog shit smeared on you or something.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I'm trying to evade you guys and you're getting suspicious.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
And he said, you know, I'm trying to throw you off my trail. What are you doing?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
It's a bad guy. And you want to prolong how long he's out there?
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Or this happens all day, every day.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Counselor and an attorney are the same thing sometimes.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
That fucking, that meditating thing. Oh, my God. As she's being strangled. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Red Baron airplane. Is he going to get his counselor or not? They got to stop now.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
I don't think that radio station comes in anywhere in the country, but it sounds like a radio station.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Okay. That's a good amount of time.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
The dream's more damning than the science.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
They take an L way worse than the Japanese.
Small Town Murder
#553 - Dreaming Of Murder - Oak Park, Illinois
Yeah. Except if it's for DNA. Yeah.
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#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Death penalty. Don't you dare think we forgot about the theft of the dildos. You'll be doing that time first.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Okay. Oh, there's dip, too. I forgot about that.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
He likes to paint tits, and I don't like it.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Cold is gross. Hot is good. Hot has cheese in it. That's good. Cold is just like sour cream.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
You put BDSM. Yeah. I mean, it's because it's weird, obviously.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
And box knots getting tied up, getting levitated. Yeah, what's going on there? That hurts. How do you come? That's crazy.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Just a guy that's got a tee time.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, yeah, because it's, you know.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
This is the executive producer of Dixie Wrecked, James. Obviously, that's a real person. Clearly. Gary Howard, Samantha Shorts, and Cindy Wilson's husband, Ken. Happy birthday. Thank you, Lord. Happy birthday to Ken. I think it's Wilson. Salute. I hope I got that right.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
She just said her husband, Ken. She didn't give a last name of Ken. She may not have taken his last name. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Happy birthday to all those Kens out there. Other producers, Peyton Meadows, Paul Shornack, Janice Hill, Jeff with no last name, Bronwyn Touche, or Touch It, I don't know. Or Touch It, that could be it. Chrissy Tatro, Nick Baldridge, Dan with no last name, Chelsea Lisswell, David Icke, Your last name is not Ick. Icky?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Took his name. Spike Adelika. John Ezell. Rachel Bruthauer. Brett Howard, maybe? I don't know. Kyle Jacobs, Kevin Allman, Nicole with no last name, Olivia Kaufman, Alan Parker, Ashley Ortiz, Eric McDowell, Linda with no last name, Donna Richards, Mary, Mary Charles, Kyle Garner, Kate Blodgett,
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
sam oh master chiolo mr hey master colo something italian sounds delicious caitlin hardy david spear jody timmons abby newton tana smith rachel mc xavier taggart elena osterbar uh madison duncan bethany with no last name anna borst neil shabazi uh the Valuru, Valru, Valru with no last name. Dr. Laura Dolly, PMP, MBA, EA.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, administration. It's not even management, right? I don't know what that means.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
We didn't go to college, remember. We're idiots. Michelle Wagner, Taylor M., Ted Dougherty, Camille Jones, Christine Nitta, Anastasia Chambers, Jimmy Bombardo, Matt with no last name, Cameron Kovach, Simone Andronaco, Kevin Hartsock, Patricia Carroll.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Patricia Carroll, Cheyenne Gray, Crystal Barber, Colm Hefferman. James Heffernan, Colm, C-O-L-M. That's a first name. Good for you.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Michael DeLoach, Pauline Crane, Jenny McGuire, Corgi Mom, Ash with no last name, Candace Harris, Nixie Nimbus, Christy Oja, oh, hi, I don't know, Caitlin Brickman, Mandy Lee, Cody Reichert, Caitlin Hartman, Rachel Smith, Kathleen with no last name, Helene Jackson, Jen with no last name, James Taylor, Beefy with no last name. Amy, that's a real person, I'm sure.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Amy Light, Leedy, Late, Latay, Christian with no last name, Kim Nichols, Sam Penner, Jenna Cornett, probably Jim's daughter, Jeff Severson, the better Trolka. I don't know. James loves Perkins. Oh, that's very funny. James loves Perkins.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Absolutely. Rob Wagner, PRVA, is that a disease? I don't know. Rachel Mays, Amanda Pack, Danielle Kay, Scott Hazel, Hazel possibly, Robin with no last name, Aaron Ferguson, Anthony Barnabo. All right, Barnabo. Dang with no last name. Don't be a Hobart. Lee Carter, Devin Rice, Dustin Lumley, Sarah Chamberlain, Tammy Calloway.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Also, if you see out there in the wild one Mandy Maloon, give her our best. She's not in a good way. Haley Whalen. Moe with no last name. God damn it, Mandy. Get it together. We're rooting on you every day. We love you, man. Nathan Woolrab. T. Dong. James, that's probably a real person. Cody Peruzzi. Peter Jones. Rachel Olson. Melissa Johnson. Daniel Podlevski. Crystal Cox. Yvette Ivey. Taney?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Taney Hibbler. Amy B. Justice with no last name. Maria Teresa Beal. That feels like a nun somewhere.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
John Stretch. Jay Turnbull. Sabatino. Asia Burns. Natasha Nussbaum. Ashton would know last name. Molly would know last name. Dolores would know last name. TJ Swain. Stacy Cox. Paul Gorman. Teresa would know last name. Charles Herman. Kathy. What is this? Eakin. Regina Elliott. Dakota Banks. Ashley Leffler. Samuel McJunkins.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Amanda Pung. Russell Padlick. Padlick. Oh, Paddock. All right. Sorry about that. Heather McAfee. Devin Acevedo, Amy Wellendorf, Carol Reinheimer, A-M-P-R. That sounds like a radio station. Brandi Hensler, Sarah Minga, Burrell Phil Thompson, John Calamia, Tara Brennan, Kelly Fawcett, and all of our patrons. You guys are the best. Thank you so much, everybody.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Very confusing. You call that kid Quad, right?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
He picked that at 14 years old.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
They're not even religious. They're just going against it. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Way to go, you non-pussy getting old bastard.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Those are chick repellent knots.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
She wants to hear Eagle Scout sing, huh?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Drug her. Do whatever you want to her. And don't tell anybody.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
This kid praises like nobody.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
He can carry a tune in that smoky bucket, but nothing else.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
That's what he is. The skin just slides off.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Couldn't be more different than the priesthood.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Then I'll be a doctor to be God.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
He couldn't remember Job, the book of Job. You're going to remember how to treat fucking emphysema.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
This is people with their whole lives ahead of them.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
He just wanted a paycheck for being a quote-unquote doctor.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
That'll get us all in trouble. You can't do that.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It's a dick way to do things.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
But he's going to consult, so it's not a big deal.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Then get booked where we can't.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Then get booked where we can't.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
He doesn't have a thing. He doesn't even have a degree doing that.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
The guy wasn't negotiating anything.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
He's never been punished for a single thing he's done.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
They do that now, but in the 70s that was a... They were doing hydroponic vegetables? Yes.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah. Man, Google saved a lot, hasn't it?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah, Casey Anthony's out there claiming to be in law since 2011. A legal advocate, yeah. You were arrested.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
She was the first one that she exonerated.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
So he's found out and everybody knows now.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
You're ugly. Leave me alone.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Everybody's walking around on eggs.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah, to get somebody to do that?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
I'm going to steal money to use it for a fucked engine.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Heard you tried to fuck my wife.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
I mean, if you need to dominate people all the time, you're a weird guy.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
You can wander around looking how you want to look.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It reseeds where the hair fell out.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Number one, first and foremost, you got to show them how to how to be a baby.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Please middleman this for us. Yeah, it's a private adoption.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
One point on getting this child anywhere.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah. Take it. Just go give it to somebody else. Yeah, we don't care.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Every letter about when somebody goes missing or.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah. They're probably murdered, right? Leave me alone. They're dead.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Meanwhile, he's running schemes constantly.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Just checking if you like it.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
I got a feeling the coming part isn't even a thing for him.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Lenexa gets the credit for the food, huh?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, so it's his story that he gave her.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
If you stick around here, a grand. Go to Denver, two.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
He's going to crush your fucking nipples, lady.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Sounds like anywhere where it snows. Yeah, it happens.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
I was going to take that receptionist job over at the car dealership, but they said no weed.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
After raping a woman with a gun.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
You can do better than that.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Really full. What is that? The shell game.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It's fucking crazy. What's the point in sentencing people?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah. It's a bad guy to be giving good free jobs.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
What? They can't afford a house. Why can't they afford publications?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, let's see. I don't want to be reminded.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
I don't want to pretend this is a house.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It's a lot of my quarterlies out.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
That's how you don't have... He doesn't have a day job, James.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah. Most people think about their day job all the time. This guy just thinks about this all the time.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Send them in an envelope there and then be like, just take out this envelope and throw it in the mail for me.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
She's a bit of a little bit of a freak.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It's going to be really fun or he's going to murder me and my child that has disabilities and then keep our checks. That's disgusting.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
And you got to kill that girl, too. If you're killing your mom, you're killing that girl, too. That's fucked up.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Right, the guy she divorced, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
And you wake up one day and that day has arrived.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It sneaks up on you fast. Fast. Where you start saying gross things and people go, ew.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, I want to suck on your tits. And they go, gross. Ew.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Can you count that change back one more time?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
People that are like, now I can say anything I want because nobody can see me.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It's crazy because they'll accept that from somebody that is a horrifying human being.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
She could be a smoking hot woman and she will allow an absolute bridge troll to whack her with a cat of nine tails.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah. Little tiny ones. With white ground. You gotta break that up.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It's a... It looks like static. It looks like TV snow.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
I showed it to the Queen of England.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
I don't know what this is. This is crazy.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, is that why it does that?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, Jesus. He's whipping her tits now?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
So she broke it off and didn't. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Depending on the acceptability of the situation.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
That's expensive. Isn't that like a couple hundred dollars?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
She doesn't know. Oh, she just found out about the 115 things?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
The taxes here have to be goddamn rock bottom.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Trailer park janitor, come here. Come here for a minute.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, my God. That's so creepy.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Right here. Jump on the river and flow downstream away.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
That could be six. That's what I'm saying. Side, side, top, top. That could be six.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Right, but if you double them up on each one, that's it.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
You could pierce the taint. You could pierce the gas. That's what I mean.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It's probably right behind, right? Because you can pierce that, the tank.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Through the nips, right? Not through the breasts.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh. Yeah. Masterpiece themselves.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
I'll show you some crazy tied-up titties.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah, there's some that could be $10 or some that could be $500. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Ma'am, I'll take it. Why did he do that?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
That is $700 worth of dildos, man. I want them back. You can talk to the cops about it.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Depends on how far you came from, too, because if you've got a truck dragging a trailer with your pit boss on the back.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Possibly spank the motherfucker out of these titties.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Yeah, it's a lot of gas to get there and back.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Hey, why don't you take the day off and think about it? You're suspended with no pay.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Hickory and honey and mesquite and applewood. You better get your kid out of here.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
What the fuck? He kept them?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Is he still getting checks at this point, too?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
What is it? Steamed, creamed, and salad. And right out of the can, Popeye style.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
It's evidence is what it is.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Jesus Christ. Bet the maker of that never expected this thing to be used to hold a human soup together. Jesus Christ. Jesus, fuck.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
What about her? Remember baby Tiffany?
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
God damn it. June 21st. Gave away a murder victim's baby. I mean, if there's a silver lining, he couldn't kill a child.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Oh, so I don't even know where she is. She's deported.
Small Town Murder
#577 - Behind A Serial Killer's Mask - Lenexa, Kansas
Really gross thing. But he's like, hey, that's what he wanted to the bodies is crazy.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
This is Executive Producer Gary Howard, Elena Zemel. Hey, Gary. And Tyskiba. Tyskiba? Tyskiba. Thank you all so much for what you're doing. Tyskiba. You don't have to do it, and you do, and we appreciate it. Other producers this week are Peyton Meadows, Happy Hour in Pecos, Texas, Janice Hill, Scarlett Horvitz III, Nicholas Palmieri, Palmieri. Melissa Coffin, maybe. Church Meat.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Jessica with no last name. Steve Dermain. Juliana Morgenthaler. Rob Renner. Blackheart2000. Angela Tatree. Tatry. GKKK. Santina Galvin. Marcy Smith. Michelle Kiggins. Christina Jinx. Michael Maglio. Jesse Carlson. The Dude. No, just The Dude. Lisa McChrystal. There he is. Maddie. Maddie Petoskey.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Josh Piper, Amanda Matthews, Darren Scott, Charlotte Dolan, Nicole Gray, Tanner Brusco, Susan Fisher, Natalie Contra, Bill2344, Aspen P, Amber with no last name, Holly Arnold, Katie with no last name, Ashley Dawn, John Donahue, John O'Donohue, Kate Patton, Kay Pat. Not Kay. I don't know. Jenny Crosby. Amanda Haas. Haas.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Giving people first names. Jennifer Track. Stacey Guy. T-Ray Bergeron. Bergeron. Michelle Harris. Michael with no last name. Angela Schmeiser. Gail with no last name. Olivia with no last name. Alex Herkamp. Robert Scafone. Lizzie with no last name. Bethany Stevens.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
joseph nicholson kate and chris from new jersey ollie oxenfree uh clinton salisbury salisbury uh hayley lock luke l-o-o salisbury twice uh salisbury the first time thomas uh wait sarah with no last name oh is that waltie or wait it's wait uh benjamin madison Mate Sen. Peter goes in. Oh, it goes in you, James. The Peter. The Peter, it goes in you.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Anem Moose. Alva Thompson. Michael.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It's a Dutch name. Cernijewski. D-Stack. Alexandria. Alexandria Kruketiewicz. Krukowitz. All right. Taylor Carson. This is as close as I'm going to get. Michael Finkel. William Vorgias. Angie Weaselink. Jessica Anderson. Jan Harris. Maybe Jan. Rick Calhoun. Colin Forsyth. Emily Braun.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Colin Forsyth. That's what he's doing. Yep. Danielle Crum. It does. Bert. Okay. Berto Calas, Mukulele, Roy with no last name. That's funny. Kiana Price, Cat Proctor, Rian with no last name. Ryan, Rian, Rian. Erica Brimhall. Kelly writes, Lauren Stites. Cher would know last name. Cheryl would know last name. Joy would know last name. Midnight would know last name. Thelma Borgensdorfer. Arlen.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Thelma, you've got a fucked up last name. Arlen Groot. Also, Grukenaz, Grukenaz, Grukunas. I don't know. Jillian with no last name. Laura Hyatt. Lillian with no last name. Oh, Liana. Yana. Yana. Carol Shook.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
That was a journey. Lolo Smirnoff. Lauren Loham. Tiasha Deakins. Court with no last name. Stephanie Bean. Kepler with no last name. Colt Kibby. Christine, like the car that killed people. Haley with no last name. Austin Bath. Peyton Rabideau. Hin Hindtime. Shane Shipley. Tree with no last name. Craig with no last name. Also, Craig King. Probably the same person with two of them now.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Twice. Tassarath. Shazzafuchi. Shows-a-tho. Shows-a-thelly. That's not right. That's probably not even somebody's name. Mike would know last name. I don't believe him. Nicole would know last name. Megan Johnston. Allen's mom, Carolyn, would know last name. DrewDog34. JustMyLuck. Lori would know last name. Rhonda Moreland. Dem0. Andrew Knopf. Knopf. Maybe it is Knopf.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It's possible. Jacob Walker, Antonia Valais, Randy with no last name, The System, Melanie Lillis, Jordan Volrath, Edith Cerna. These are the most fucked up names ever.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Anthony Festa, Cindy Archibald, Frida White, Michelle Kupila, Jenny Shillman, Stephanie, okay, Sina Conorath. Oh. Sina Conorath. It feels dirty. I don't know what it is.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
John Randall Armza with no last name. Amanda Walsh. Edgar Edward Galligan. Galligan. Galligan. Veronica B., Kayla Lanyer, Cody Richardson, Emily Stewart, Aislinn Burgess, Jess B., Joss maybe, Heather Nelson, Kira with no last name, Christopher Banville, Tila Taylor, Talia Christ, Joe Gladhill, it's probably Chris, Elise Bridges, Becky with no last name, JBW89, also J&J.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
JJ, the letters J and J. Thank you all so much for everything you're doing.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Forget it. They'd lose their minds.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Pig wrestling is what I call my 20s.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
One dude professing his love on an overpass, and this is Memphis.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It's got to be where all those cities are. It's got to be their towns near the Kansas line. It's got to be.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Nobody gives a fuck about that area in Colorado.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Once you pass the airport, it may as well be Kansas, because nobody gives a shit.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Nothing east of Denver is even mountainy.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
The east line of Denver is already flat.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I'm not sure they're fit for fighting.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I mean, he must be used to this rural life. That must be... He's a rural guy through and through.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
She she's she's got suspicions, though, James. She's a very suspicious gal.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
That's an interesting choice, but all right.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
You've got to figure, though, if you go on a trip that you're supposed to take your other person on, and they don't go, and then something like that happens that changes your life, you've got to accept it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
He's got a big heart. He takes care of sick animals. Perhaps he's got such a big heart he just didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
But let me tell you, I stuck my nose where it doesn't belong.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Yeah, I got Wishman. I got Weissman. Nobody ever says Weissman.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
This talking is so good. I'll talk to you later.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Yeah, you're going to force a dick down her throat. You better knock it off.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
If it's common, you know what I mean? Everybody's had a spectacular event where they punched something.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Your house isn't Swiss cheese. If you've got Swiss cheese holes all over, you've got some anger issues, man.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
With a tiny little tape in there.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Sure, but that's not info for a wall puncher to hear.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Somebody's about to get another job.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Got your message. Got your message. Called my house, too. Thanks for calling.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
My wall punching days are in my past.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Yeah, he internalized a lot of grief and didn't let it out.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Yeah. I mean, he doesn't want dad to hear it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I mean, he's doing nothing outwardly that's going to hurt his reputation.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
He's going to find a country song that's going to speak to that heart, and he's going to play it 3,000 times, and off he goes.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
That 60s Chevy's mad comfortable back there.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Like... Can you call her and talk some sense into her? She's being used.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
That area of the country really is sparse.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I heard you know her. If you could keep her from being used, I'd appreciate it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
And he just quit his job. The man doesn't have any money.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Yeah. When my family, I mean, we were living in Arizona. My grandparents were living in Colorado. My mom would call them like once a month, and she'd be like, we got to make it quick, but here goes Jimmy. I'd be like, hi, Grandma, how are you? Hurry up.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
This is costing me money. It's your sister's turn.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
You're going to be like, oh, how are you, Jimmy?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I'm doing all right. How tall are you now? I think 4'8". Great to talk to you.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Jimmy's 16, 4'8". 4'8". I think he's not growing because mom doesn't have any money.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It's just so painful when you show how vulnerable you are. It is. Not only does it not turn her on, it does the opposite.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
She gets the ick and never wants to see you again.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Hey, Ann, this guy called me too. Is he crying to you too? He sure was.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
And you're scaring me with your crimes.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I don't think the Shoshone speak that way.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It was either line or square. I'm sure of it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
And I'd love to say that it's small town and specific.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It's just 1996. Yeah. This is just, it's just what it is, man.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Eventually you got to cave, just be like, I'm going to have to sit him down and tell him no.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
If sane conversations weren't going to do it, this isn't going to do it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Somebody not accepting a free drink is a certain go fuck yourself.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
He drove her right into his arms.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
You brought the astroglide, man. What are you doing?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
You brought baby oil to a ditty party.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Sure, it's her bedroom, but it's her parents' place. That's fucking weird.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Let's see if she counted the fucking veins on his cock and wrote it down.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
So I'm going to write it all down in case he gets in here.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
He needs more than one to say it, though.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
No, I mean, you had a friend that did this, driving to the house.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
i had a friend that i was like the fourth call in in because everybody was like dude no so he finally called me it was like would you go over to where i was like no i'm not going he goes we'll at least go over and get my click dvd i was like and adam's your click dvd your click the worst adam sandler movie you want that
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
At least you have Jack and Joe, too, bro.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
He literally told me, I don't want her to watch it, man.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
That's the funniest request I've ever had.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
How's this thing, though? What if he is a womanizer and that woman's not there, but another one is?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
What the fuck, dude? Get out of here.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
All I've done is had a long night talk with her. And now I've got this guy. Every three hours, calling me.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
You tramp, slut, whore. Every loose woman word.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Just about as much history as America's got to offer.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I did my own welfare check. Didn't find you. So I started reading.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
That's a woman that's concerned for her sister's safety because otherwise you just hang up on this fucking guy.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
This is crazy. I'll just let him go. Let him go. He's willing to pay this much for it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I guess that's what it is, yeah. You can't go in. You're going to cause a scene. Oh, it's going to be a scene, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Also, you'd kind of feel like anything that happens to her is going to be your fault. You know what I mean? Yeah. At some point, you've got to take some accountability to calm the fuck down and let that situation go away before you start interfering in it. I don't want to be seen with you for a while. I mean, granted, we should have fucking some decorum and not treat people like this, obviously.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
In the event that people can't follow the fucking rules, maybe let them handle it first before you pour fucking piss gas on this fire.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
That's exactly what you expected to be.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
But when it's a sausage fest, I'm not calling.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Oh, yeah, you can see one coming from miles.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Fuck it. This is ours now. We own this.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
If I can't have you, I want nobody else.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Tears made the mud look like... Looked like makeup running. Made it look like Schwarzenegger in Platoon. Was it Platoon? No, it's...
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
The excuses he's making are just, it's just, it's stalking and he's giving shit excuses that are like obvious that you're fucking stalking me.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Isn't he a drywall puncher? This guy's scary as shit.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
My truck broke down while stalking. Can I use your phone?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
He can come between me and a girl, but the vet, the clinic's how I get more girls.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I'm sure he knows where everybody is at all times.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Yeah. No, I love you. No, I love you.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It's fascinating that hunters and ranchers can identify them like a young kid in Baltimore.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It's crazy how that bridges the gap.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I wish more people had standards as low as hers. That's fantastic.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
These people hate daylight savings. That is wild.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
They are saving the shit out of it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
But being honest, I've stayed in some pretty nice hotels. Never had popcorn offered.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I can't. I can't just let it go for four days. I'm going to need somebody to come by.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Okay. Tore his own shirt, shot himself three times. Boom, boom, boom. Fuck it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
The low ceiling these people have.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Most of the people on the police force didn't even see that one.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
No, I'm saying if it's unwritten, then we don't have one.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Oh, that shit. Wow. That shit's good.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
That shit is the best. That shit you can smell when somebody's cleaned.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
One of the sacred hours that we clean up crime scenes.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Feels like the snowstorms will get you.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
He really took it out on him, to be honest.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Well, see, you don't understand depression like we do around here. When you're real mad at yourself.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
You really do. You do a number on yourself.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
If we have to make both beds tomorrow morning, we're charging you.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
But how'd you like the three days worth of groceries?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Like single people singing? Like somebody walking up to the podium saying, and now I'm going to sing Amazing Grace?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I don't know, man. He really loved animals.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It is fascinating to see a dog judge pick a dog up by its tail and its face and then be like, his hindquarters suck.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
He's going to connect you to weapons.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
You know, when I stopped for two minutes, there might be ammo with my fingerprints on it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Yeah, and don't come for the first time.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Okay, it's got his initials on it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
If you're setting your alarm, then you're sleeping just fine. Just stay asleep, man.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I treat the world like a children's book. Sometimes there's some velvet. I got to touch it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It feels like he just thought we have to check everybody in town. 200 people, you could. And then when we run out of people, then we've got to start looking out of town. Yeah. Eventually we're going to check the whole country.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Look out back if you can see through the snowstorm.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
They're being way too logical. They got to get some police work done.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I guess it's not logical. They're putting too much human emotion into this. They need to fucking start doing some police work.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Not a lot of physical evidence hanging around.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It's dying. This ain't going to last much longer.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I'll send you into a fucking tizzy, babe.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
This is a great commercial for 409.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
We got all evidence. Now you can take the bot.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
They'll sell her a Kirby and then bring the paperwork to me.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
She rode off with a man in a Corvette?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
They blame Ann. Based on one hair, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
We put too much water in the mix. You ever try to make paper mache?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It said two cups, and that was for half, so we put six because we were bad at math.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
It was like, you ever made rice, and it's just crispy still? It's weird, right? We just kept putting water, and it ended up too much. So we just drew it.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Try a trailer on the side of somebody's house.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
What are you talking about? Just because we haven't had a murder in clock reset doesn't mean – What the fuck, man?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Nobody said anything about Keith Morrison's face, huh?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Not one thing about maybe get him a drink of water?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Based on the evidence, I guess you've got to say not guilty, but the guy's certainly a piece of shit, right?
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Because he knew before anybody that it was with his own guns.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Maybe he heard that he was shot twice in the fucking arm and was like, I mean, he clearly didn't do it on his own.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
I love that they're advertising that. Single-level living. If you got a walker, this house is for you.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
Yeah. But, I mean, without a doubt, we know two facts. Keith Morrison needs to drink some more water.
Small Town Murder
#569 - A Stalker To Die For - Geraldine, Montana
You look like a prehistoric riverbed. And then 409 is amazing. That's all we know.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And he showed him how to do it?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That's odd.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
You get to open for a guy that knew Toby Keith.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He's heard nothing?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He's involved in something, right?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Let me tell you about a guy that once knew Toby Keith.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
She was going to murk you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I hate it so much.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That's a real country singer, right?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
This week's executive producers are Elena Zemel's son Noah. Happy birthday, bud. Hey, happy birthday. It's his birthday. He might be 20.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I don't know. Well, happy fucking birthday. You called him bud like he was eight. Raptor 1, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Raptor 2 said so. Raptor 1 and 2. Gary Howard and Jordan Brockwell. Brock Hell. Thank you all so much for what you're doing. You're fucking great people. You're superstars. Thank you. You're amazing.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Other producers this week are Michelle Centeno and her Wolf Pack at Centeno Canals in Canada. Peyton Meadows. Elizabeth Rockefeller. We got Rockefeller money. Janice Hill.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Tiffany Townsend, Robert Baker, Your Highness, Justin Daggett, Travis Freeman, Shell Sinclair, Rosie with no last name, Devin Hughes, or maybe it's Devon. I don't know what that is. Never mind. DeHughes. I was going to mention something else, but it doesn't matter because it's not spelled the same. Brandon M., Tyler Blevins, Vince Oswald, Corin Nilka, Janilka.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Sierra Cash, Sophia Hernandez-Ortiz, Derek Patterson, Madison Benson, Jeremy Brent, Killimas, Ramon Wutrich, Sierra Payne, Heidi with no last name, Matt and Tiffany Laws, Ian Harrington, Jeff with no last name, Michael Werame, Bamfer1987, Thank you Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Arson investigator.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
This is trash.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Good money.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And the money, bud. You're doing great.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, boy.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Make him do bad things for you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Is that why the Eagles hate the Cowboys?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
You think it's from there?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And it's like a nice, fortuitous, serendipitous meeting, too, where she's just there to get her brain.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He cleared up her yeasty.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Just living careful.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He's allowing people to doctor shop there.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Selling drugs and getting pussy. Get out.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
But it might feel good to not have that opulent lifestyle. But like. It's I'm capable of having it. That would be kind of cool.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He had the dream, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah, I mean, he probably, working for someone else, was like, I could fucking make so much money if I had my own shit going on, and they didn't have so much paperwork tracking this.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, you do.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah, because he's doing it.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
There it is.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Well, I got news for you guys. He did it to the tune of $3 million. He did all right.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, shit.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That's not good.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
What do you do it for? The thrill?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah. I mean, maybe it's not even out.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
So that's not why. That's not why he did it.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Thank you. Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Why, James?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
It's not like anybody until they do it.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
What we're doing to your family, sure.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Wow, so he still had almost all his cut?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, the booze.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I've treated a lot of my issues with booze and never once have I considered doing anything more illegal than going to get more booze while I was drunk.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Ridiculous.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He just wanted the money.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Not easy.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Now he's at home, and he's butt's head with his dad, who's his stepfather, but adopted.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And he probably throws in his face a lot. You just got out of prison, you fucking moron.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
We've been to Kingston before, right?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah. Start a family. Build a life.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I would rather have a rat infestation.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Out of their asshole. That's fucked up, man.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Tammy and he are on the run.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He hasn't even been sentenced and told how long he's going, but he knows he's going, so he's running.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I mean, like, not necessarily.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Is it industrial?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah, where did that come from?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Is that right?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, my God.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And lazy. Yeah. You know what I mean? That is the worst way to do anything.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And then you just walk away.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
God, Jesus.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I got to sage the place.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He said something about $60,000 there.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And local people, when they hear Back Mountain, that's like Colorado people saying Western Slope. It's not good people over there. It's frightening.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Because $100,000 split two ways, even if he doesn't split it evenly, that doesn't stretch.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I'm going to get myself a bachelor's degree.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I'll tell you guys some things.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
It would not be a shoebox. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He'll just wander around in his head.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
The Safeway store brand is Lucerne.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah, my uncle is a bad man.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
It says graduate, graduate on that pillow. That's the most confusing instruction ever.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Is there a gender reveal of the corpse?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He used bags of topsoil, too.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Three people.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, my God.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania butthole.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
A lady named Redman? That means she chews.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Okay. Got to be a chaw guy, right?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He created a new slur. It's a char guy.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Hey, yeah, he could be a big fan.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Like him so much, I stole his name.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
So big fan of Eminem. Call me Eminem from now on.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That hospital food for the last 48 hours was shit. I'm going to need a Papa John's.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I would have taken more than she took from me.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
This guy's not allowed to die tonight. Wow. She said so.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Bagged up remains.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah, it's your beginning or your end, not the middle.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
A lot, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Think about how many people 12 people is.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He's still not going to come to your birthday.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, my God.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
But now the words are going to come back to haunt this woman.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I should get those suckers with the scorpions in them and – And a bag of twisters, but what else are you going to do?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
There's the Sunoco, man.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Now he's talking about don't hate people. Meanwhile, he hated everybody wearing red for the longest time.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Right, one guy.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Money in his pocket.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Sometimes those dogs fail. Get yourself a metal detector and see if you can find some Snoop Dogg clothing buttons on your property.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That's some wild behavior for a man with 12 bodies on his property.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
So according to her, the entire Boston Police Department is against her. Maybe don't be fucking smug.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I'm sure you don't.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I didn't do that goddamn paperwork.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Now he's disowned him.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I don't know what that means.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
They can't turn their lights on?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Well, he said this, but I don't think he meant that.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And nobody saw this 70-foot-long tail hanging out the window?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
70 fucking feet to the ground?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah, you're going to die, man.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Each one. Every day he took one.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And you can chop them up, dude.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah, Sunoco can only hire so many people.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That's how bad prison is. Oh, shit. Swim a river to not go.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
We're looking in water? What are we looking for?
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He's just looking for more bodies.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I don't know, we put him 70 feet in the air.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Higher average money, too. That's great.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He was near a window with 70 feet of bed sheet.
Small Town Murder
#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Look around a prison. There is a sign that says do not pick up hitchhikers because they might get out of here.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
They tend to drive pricing down.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah, they want to get away furthest. But they're people of opportunity. And if there's a house or a car right there, they're going to try and hurt people and take it.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That'll make you feel like you're rich.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Rikers or is the Rock?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Have him be in that rock over there in New York.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, really? You can't hack it?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Trying to be punctual around here.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I thought I had this all figured out. Turns out I don't.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He heard the rocks there. He's not coming there.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Glued it back in.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I was going to say, where do you hide sheets? I guess you could tuck them into your mattress.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That's the only place.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Start of an acre? Not crammed in, though.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Give me your sheets or I'll rape you.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Like moss or like trees?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I don't have any flesh on my garage door.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Something has taken root up there and that's weird.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I mean, if somebody's skin.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That person's probably hurt somewhere.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That means a whole lot.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Your DNA is on the knife sheath of a knife underneath a body that's been stabbed to death.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Dude, you're in a lot of trouble.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
They love him.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Court employees are... Ogling on the clock coming on in to have a look at this guy.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I mean, Jesus. Bundy killed how many? 30 women? Yeah. Didn't believe it.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, my God.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Unbelievable.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
It's a very specific book.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He can crawl 70 feet from bed sheets. That's impressive.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Throw me over his shoulder and take me right to the bedroom.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Doesn't have a fan club for him, does it?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
You slag motherfucker.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
The cheerleaders for the 76, the whole squad wants to fuck one man.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
You're looking for a guy that shotgun blasts people and buries 12 in his fucking yard.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
There's that.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah. Where's your dad? Who's this guy?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
They're not going to be out at the bar blowing everybody.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Thank you.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I do like it. I still am in love with it. I just wish I had money to buy shit like that.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
It's a bit much.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
That's a lot of shoes.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, boy.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, that's fucked up.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Noodles and meat. Let's go.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
What are you selling?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And the robbery of his parents is fucking disgusting.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And told them that he needs money. That's crazy.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And they arrested him right then, right?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Don't drink. I'm a good dad.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I don't think he's going to get out, man.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Rapunzel's tower with no bed sheets. No bed sheets.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And you can say whatever you want in your defense. The bummer is going to be when they get to question that. And you don't want to do that.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
You got bodies in your yard, man.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Weekly didn't do that. You did that.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
And if you keep fighting.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Oh, would you? I'm wondering the same thing. I've been wondering that since 2002. Wow.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
On a Mexican set.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
You're hanging out with dudes attracted to kids, so you've got a bad judge of character, man.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
They got 401ks.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Yeah. Big Toby Keith fan.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
She's having a tough week. Let's let her be.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I mean, you can't leave the old lady alone.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Are you shitting me?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
What the fuck?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
It could be anybody.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Those could be Civil War soldiers. They don't know.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
I couldn't be turned off harder, man. This is horrible.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Her basement or his basement?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
What? What?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
What the fuck is going on?
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Most authentic. I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
He wasn't using coal fire.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
They care the most.
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#585 - Serial Killer's Secret Graveyard - Kingston Township, Pennsylvania
Did he give his crazy neighbor unfettered access to his property to bury, burn?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I got to know so much more about her. What the fuck happened?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I need her childhood and everything. She's fucked up.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
This week's executive producers are Liz Vasquez, Peyton Meadows, Gary Howard, Amy Barton, Janice Hill, Ben Cartlidge, and Marlene Parsons. Nice. Some of our favorites in there.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah, you guys, thank you all for being a part of this for so long. Yeah, thank you so much. And really doing it. And Ben Cartlidge, too.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Other producers this week, Chase Scott, Thomas Smith, Madeline Schreier, Jason, Fran with no last name, Fran B., Jessica Martin, Anastasia with no last name, Matthew Norris, Shark Loaf, I don't know what that is, Brian Sidney, Elizabeth Gibbons.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
It's just Shark in there. Yeah, Steffi J., Danielle Holt, Lily with no last name, Wesley Dusenberry, Abby Fernandez, Mark with no last name, Clarence Greiser, Greaser maybe, Mitch with no last name, Joe Hartwell, Claude Musselman. I wrote that, and I just got it. That's fantastic. Oh, I love it.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Don't dig on this property. Anything in here you dig up, it's yours. We're still looking for the horse.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Very well done. A patron, Jason with no last name, Kyle P., Miranda Randles, Tiffany Greenwood, Aaron Ziegler. Nathan Burrows. Jason with no last name. J.M. Big Brown. Steven Carson. Kristen. Nope, that's Kirsten Bodie. Stephanus. Stephanus. Stephanus Lombard. It's not Stephanus, is it?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Michael Peplinski. Vanessa Keyhole. J. Bad Fowler. Flower. That's what that is. Wes Watts. Jessica Allen. Kat Graham. Dustin Lumley. Paula with no last name. Crunky Basil. Candy Kane, I'm sure. Jen. Oh, boy. Kontofalski. Kantofalski? What the? Wow, that's a tough one.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Katie B., Caitlin Yancey, Jessica Lupo, Milan Puskas, Jen Walsh, Stephen Moore, Stephan maybe, LostMyTaco, Brian with no last name, Emmanuel Villarreal, Cecilia with no last name, Rory Zakowski, Brandy Shearer, Lachlan McNeil, Denise Rule, Candice Shahan, Shahan maybe, Sean, Thomas Hall, Benja. Just Benja? All right. No last name. Benja. Owen. Benja. Fledging? Jesus. Clarissa Miller.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Brian Schroer. Book Lady. Lyle with no last name. Amy Stevens. Bethany Bach. Brian and Faye Todd. Agent Buttery Nipples. All right. Jennifer with no last name. Caroline. Carolianne. Hirondell. Rory would know the last name. David Horn. Richard would know the last name. Adam would know the last name. Carly Dyes. Angie Huggard. Camille Heinrich. Missy would know the last name. Chaz Langston.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Jody Pruillette. Pruillette. All right. Lachlan Cole. Matt Cameron. Brandon Murphy. Gabriella Snyder. Kaylee North. Brynn Sheel. Sheely, maybe. Michael... John Stone, Sam Richardson, Melissa Ergot, Tristan Adams, Joe Hewitt, Will with no last name, Trevor Coulter, Britt Walls, Dan Yammin, Dill Dozer. Oh, Dill. Gotcha. Dill Dozer. Got it? All right. All right.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Courtney Jadaly, Megan Lee, Susan Suma, Michelle Nichols, Michael with no last name, Chris Clinton, Jenny Harmuth, GB Brooks, Brandy Hammond-Smith, Muriel Lavender, Chris Elder, Lisa Odium. Odium. Is that an I? It's an I. Odium. Josh Chalmers, Jesse Alexander, Leslie Ann, Lurkey. Lurkey Launamore. Launamore.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
A little lurky. A little more. Maybe a little more. Emily Gage. Sweener with no last name. Buttercrumbs. Buttercrumbs. Doreen B. Mark. Chapa. Chapa Delane. Chap Delaney. C.J. Frisch.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Fritch, Kaylee Stubbins, Stubbins maybe, Robert Green, Amber with no last name, Ducky Gunther, Madeline Pressman, yes, Pressman, Pressman, Selena Coppert, 83, Pisces, Melissa Jesse, Susan Mazur, Christian Newton, Lori Bracken, Pete with no last name, Kevin R., Samantha Savory, Matthew Cosgrove, Robin Abobin. All right. Mark with no last name. Lee Gamble. Dash with no last name.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Chandra with no last name. Emily A. Marissa McNeil. Barbie Bayer. Denise Spivey. Rina. Rina Sheets. Kyle Genekin. Ryan Panetta. Petita. Amy Baxter. Aaron Rayl. Tanya May, Carrie Harder, Melissa Peters, Bitchy Grandma, Noah Wilson, Sophia Carlson, True Zigzag. Those fake ones, they're the worst. Steven Ramirez, Diane Rangel, Keith O, Richard Higby, Lesley Benson. Jesus fucking Christ.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
My neighbor just bought a Dually for $92,000. Exactly. But I was like, yeah.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Jacob, Mowry, Dwayne, Jeffries, Nelly T, Ailey, Allie, Allie Billing, Tickle Bitties, Melinda Denton, Megan Martin, Roxanne, with no last name, and all of our patrons. You guys are the best. Thank you.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
The cheapest quote-unquote livable home in Phoenix, right?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
On a corner of like a really bad street and another really bad street.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I want to know which person was the badass that decided, let's call it the big dam.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
How do they have a big damn fair and they don't have a single big damn band?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah, I'd fucking light shit on fire, too, if they told me there was a big damn festival and I didn't recognize a single man.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah, I've heard of it only because my substitute teacher was an Indian lady, like from India. Yeah, yeah. The way she would say Iowa City College cracked me up. That's the only time I've ever heard of Iowa City.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah. In fact, my mom was 24 when she did exactly this.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah. You know, Jesus, they got to be clamoring for email.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah, but my point is, like, if everything's above board and innocent when she parks, that's the instant that it goes awry because her purse and checkbook are there. And if she went into the store, she would take that with her.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
If not to have them take the report on the daughter, for sure they'd take it on the infant.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
And in the morning when he gets up for work, it's probably 4 a.m.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Some places don't even take cash. It's like this is American money. What are you talking about?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
They can't make change. What are you talking about?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
You just say things like, I don't know, man, we're married.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Where the fuck are the other three kids? Are they just with their grandma?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
And it's weight loss that... This is weight loss results that last. They stick around because you get yourself into a lifestyle change.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Mark the date and next year really throw a party or something.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
That was... Huh? How about I'm having the baby and meet me at the hospital?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
You didn't have to do anything. I didn't want to bother you. That's wild. I did this, so come home and see this.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Took a couple of Advil and delivered a baby. Wow.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Well, you got to, I don't know, maybe if she's delivering this thing in the tub, she didn't know if it was a boy or a girl.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
You didn't just want a bunch of yellow shit, right?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Okay. This is all if she had the... Yeah, she didn't do this in the same day.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
None of us have the right answer all the time. Exactly. Sometimes you need a little coaching. Sometimes you need an extra tool in the toolbox to cope and deal with the day.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Now explain this to your husband. This is going to be a fun dinner conversation.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Make sure she doesn't do anything kooky. She's doing the kookiest shit I've ever heard.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
You can tell me everything. Somebody press record.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
First things, though, you got to give those police the most credit for actually going to her house and being like, let me get a look at that baby.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Is that their job, though, to go look at somebody's baby?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I just don't know that every cop would be like, let's go look.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I could see a small town police force going, this lady says that she thinks that this baby's, like, stolen or something. And somebody else is going to go, yeah, that bitch probably just wants her own baby.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
And then he attacked cops like he... Like it was crazy. Right. Like it's crazy to take his baby from him.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
You guys made a mistake. Bob, what have you just... Where have you been?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I've walked across town not to argue before in terms of. Oh, man, avoiding confrontation with a live-in. Oh, fuck. You'll go leaps and bounds around your path.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Even if she didn't give up hope, at least now she's got a reason to. Yeah, exactly. That other part of give up hope, and they're like, but I don't have a body. I can't give up hope. That's fucked up.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I don't know how anybody knows. How do you know that it's one?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
It's so new. Holy shit. That's why they got married. If you're three months, 90 days you've been married and she says there's a body in the fucking basement. We are so annulled. I can't get out of here fast enough.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
She was eating onions like apples. It was crazy. It was crazy. Does that have a pregnant woman?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
She couldn't have kids. And she's telling these guys she's pregnant. Wow.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I mean, if you're making fake furs, I guess you can make it out of rat and just tell people it's something else.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
What do you bet that W in Zachary's middle name is Wendell? Wendell, it absolutely is. She named a nothing after him. What's in the grave, James?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
She stopped at like a CVS and buried the bear. She named it.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah, because when you're on some sort of a diet or any kind of keeping an eye on things, those are one of the first things to go.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Sometimes I walk into dive bars and I'm just like, oh, this ain't it.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
And you can't... The real hole in her story is that second bullet hole. That's the bad part.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I go to a dive bar that like at night sometimes is happening.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
And if we're playing big bank, little bank, and I've got all these pennies and you have nothing, then I win.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
We need the media staying in hotel room revenue right here.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Her best friend was like, yo, you've got a baby. You better go make sure that they don't find you suspicious.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Now it's just fucking the dude from Saved by the Bell, isn't it? Isn't he the extra guy now?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
So they take your tax dollars and make the- 1889. Okay, all right.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Marble wainscoting. You've got to- Fuck, man. That's not easy to do.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah. That guy died. That movie, they make him out to be like he died penniless.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
It looks like Glen Harbor Homes decorated with this shit with single wives.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
We can bring a truck in here and move every building.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
It sounds like a barnacle, but none of us can leave.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I can get you an eight ball and a baby if you want.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
There's some trash in the basement you got to deal with.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
I mean, around about three grand. It was antique.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Yeah, I got some condoms full of heroin. Come here.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
These homing pigeons, and sometimes they just go away.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
She's like the opposite, but the exact same as Casey Anthony.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
Oh, this poor bastard's just trying to make bear claws.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
That's why she thought they'd never find him. So she dug deep into her mind to find this crazy name.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
And this person believes that the solution is putting in playgrounds so that there's witnesses. I don't know. What's their idea of what?
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
You take the gun from her and tell her, please get lost.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
That's true, but I don't know if it's all children.
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#559 - Be My Baby - Keokuk, Iowa
How can you describe what you did without being sensational?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It's all for you. It's all for you.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
This was Executive Producer Christopher Bottomley, Gary Howard, Jessica Beauchesne. I think it's Beauchesne. You put like an Italian.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'll have the rigatoni Beauchesne.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Cody Leversy in Detroit. You're the best, Cody. Shelly Roberts. Larry Butterfast. You're terrific, too. And they're in Orange County. Julia Hayes. I think he's in Orange County. Is he in California still?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, that's right. From Orange County. That was our guy. I always, because they're gray and both rad, I mix him up with...
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
the rock and roll scientist in philly oh yeah that girl rocks too yeah they're equally awesome dudes and they're equally yes you're right about that both of them texted me on my birthday and i was like oh no and somehow i never i never put that together that they were similar and they are exactly like yeah that's awesome east and west coast guys and they're both uh julia hayes peter goes in you of course you know that guy he's a great guy
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
tara l and there was clearly a concerted effort to uh donate to paypal because i had a birthday and i can't thank you guys enough it was incredibly kind of all of you thank you so much we will use it to buy lots and lots of weed uh for the 420 show and we'll celebrate in a couple of months lovely Lovely, lovely.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Other producers this week are Peyton Meadows, Jennifer Ward, Alana Zamel, Alana Zamel, Isabel Gill, Happy Hour in Tallulah, Louisiana. He checked in. Jennifer Ward, Janice Hill, Danielle Garouge, Melanie Fiel,
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Fielkowski, Brian Fingleton, Large Marge, Joshua Reagan, Kira with no last name, Jamie Holliday, Abby Forsbrook, Sierra B, Mattis Reiber, Les Sniper, Janie with no last name, Brada with no last name, Nicole Frazier, Zachary Jensen, Emily Walker, Chris Gavin, Nikki Campbell, Casey McGrath, Ed Cuthain, Kulhane, Kulun I don't know. Andrew with no last name. Krista Capps. Zachary Burns. Kim Graviter.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Graviter? Carey. Carey. Old Carey rising back. Carey, thank you so much. Shannon Hovater. Davis Miller. Yeah, Davis Miller. Two last names for a name.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Glistopher. Craig Yamamoto. Glistopher gives no last name. Valerie Jensen. You don't need one. Nicole Sandlin. Randy Howard. Haley with no last name. Jason McClain. Jeff Solomon. Jason Barber. Landon Wood. Andrea McAllister. Susan Razel. Razenet. Razenet. Razenet, maybe. Razenet. Jenna Wisnowski is a name. Colby Robinson. Kyle Landrum. Jenna Crawford. Brian Forbes. Jimmy Asslicking. Asslicking?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Why would you want that said? I don't understand. Is there a joke that we missed? I don't know. Are you trying to be insulting? Or supportive.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I think you've missed the mark. But thanks for money. Renee with no last name. This is Sparta. Indy with no last name. Tim Schwartz. Jake Simpson. Becky Helms. Sherry Tullier. Diane Davis. Cassandra Bird. Carly Harris. Amanda Jedi Empress. Amanda S., James. She loves Star Wars, evidently. I guess so. I know that much about Star Wars that I know the Jedis are from there.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Monty Tudal, Tracy Richard, Alex Miles, Debbie Stevens, B. Bradley, Josh with no last name, Nick Messmer, Dan Dan Revolution, Brayden Evans. Gregory McGrath, Chris Butler, Joshua Baker, Larry – Laura Milner. Milner. M-L. That's a possibility? How do you even pronounce that? That's a possibility? What am I supposed to do? You've got to put a vowel in between there.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Jeffrey Boyer, Rita Martinez, Molu M. What is this? Josh Tetris, Brandon with no last name, Michael Ahn, Nicole Meyer. Yeah, that's Meyer. Avery Lempka, Mogwai Warbucks, James. It's his father, though.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Brianna Mitchell, Homebrew Murder Crew, Wooden Monkey, Donato Nolfi, April Hansen, Meg Hinton, Buddy Priest, Linda Madison, Alexandra Pankey, Southpaw 17, Florida 1. I don't know what that is. Is that an NFL game or play that we're calling? I don't know. Southpaw 17, Florida 1.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Drew with no last name. Kobe Bryant, probably not. More than likely not. Kathy Bain, Megan Jackson, Harley Posada. Jenny with no last name. Aaron with no last name. Alex Greenberg. Rachel with no last name. James Vogelsang. Chris with no last name. Jamie T. Hernandez. Hugh Janus, James. He's out there, Hugh.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Jimmy Ass Licking Westman? No, no, the other one.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
They love these. I don't understand what the fuck is the word.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Kaylee Payne. And you know what? At one point in time, I loved a good pun. Kaylee Paynick? I don't know. Craig Carl? No, it's Carl Craig. Devin Brown? Kathleen Service?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Crystal Cooper. Patrick Whitmore. What is this? Karen Buckley. David Spear. Money with no last name. Abby Ritchie. Gillian. Jillian. Jillian Scott. Brian Scott. Oh, they're both the Scott brothers or brother and sister. I don't know. The Scotts are here. Misled Chef with no last name. Pixie with no last name. Jamie. Eric. Eric Wynn. Eric Wynn. C. Munker. What? What is that?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Sounds like you were throwing a lot of hips real fast. Real quick.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It's got to be a misspelling. I'm so sorry. Spelunker? I don't know. Seamunker, Christy Wilcox, David Valerio, Waverly, that's a cool name, Bushke, Bushke, Bushke, Bushke, Kelsey Havlick, Holly Wilmers, Megan with no last name, Joan Gill, Amanda Bishop-Vaught, Jennifer Sawyer, Abe Blinken, You know what? That's my favorite pun so far. That's pretty good.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Maybe that's why I like puns, because Robin Hood and Men in Tights, there was an Abe Lincoln pun in there that's fantastic. Hayden Powell, Pervy, Reed, Jonathan Hebert. Hebert. I hope it's not Pervy. That's tough. Hebert, Hebert. Dakota Landorf, V with no last name, Heather King, Tom Wannelli. Wannell, that's all. Jamie Lynn, Tara Love. I like that. That's all right. Shane Whitaker. Whitacre?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It's probably Whitaker. Eric Kimball, Cassie Gill, Amber Luciani, and all of our patrons. I love you guys more than you know. Thank you.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
German in the type of food. I imagine it's because the Mayo in that potato salad is sour.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Honor the Natives with the worst music on the planet.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You wait until they get to open for somebody. They'll get their due, I promise.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's the thing now. If you're good, you'll get an audience.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It's not like black people doing techno music or something. Oh, who the fuck is this? It is a group. Don't do that.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Get some transplants, Darren. Get out of my life.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Whiskey in the jar. I hear sad music to drink to. All right. All right, we're playing Rattlin' Bog for the third time.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Although there are some holiday traveling jokers that cause some problems.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
And Huntington sounds like it's so far out. That's where you can- Shoot a deer from your front porch.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'm never going to forget that motherfucker's name as long as I live.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's the most. Yeah. As a teenager, if you're good at tennis, you've played a lot of tennis. That's crazy that you have that much access to tennis courts.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
There was a park with tennis courts on it near me, but the the nets were never on. They had like some league up there. Then they put the nets on. So otherwise, it's in a green blacktop.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Somebody's going to college a little bit late or a little bit early. I don't know. This is interesting.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That poor bastard's like, everything was a lie.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, it's obviously jazz, but no, it's not.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
They can call it whatever they want.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Oh, yeah, yeah. What do you do?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Let us drip down upon you. You can call it whatever you want, but we're calling it jizz.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah. Yeah. Berman had to start somewhere.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I was going to every every game and shit, but every game, every game.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
What are interest rates this morning? Oh, my God.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, there's a track being sold down the street.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It was wild. If you've had two weeks of... what do they call that? Experimental dosing of people. Oh yeah. It's a hundred percent. It's addictive. It's very obvious.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
He's got concrete shits. Yeah.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You're going to feel better with it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
He sleeps wherever he fell asleep.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It's got a real black spot on it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
No, no, it's Flo. It's Flo. Oh, that's the last one. Okay, I'm so sorry.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, I love that today, thank God, women can just fucking choose whether or not to take his name. And it's like, it's not as insulting anymore. Yeah, people used to freak out. Yeah, but the mother-in-law used to be like, she won't even take his name.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I mean, you should be able to choose whichever one you enjoy as your name. Yeah. Take a look at the two. Unless there's like unless your last name is piss and you're marrying into the shit family. Yeah. At least you don't have one of them's got to be better is the point.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It should never matter. Who gives a fuck?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I mean, it's supposed to be 28 days, isn't it?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
So he's getting 28 days for each. He's got like a triad.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Most fucking... Either side, yeah.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Each one costs a little bit more.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Nothing better than your own space to decompress after this shit. You need this. You got to say out loud, can you believe the bitch wants my gambling in this?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
okay maybe so just you know at the turn of a fucking switch he's a different person and he's now he's mean that's that this is also tough because you're getting a guy straight out of rehab uh yeah and then springing life-changing shit on him this might trigger him to go back which might look like Jekyll and Hyde shit that that too he's using here if he's grabbing a fucking bottle here and there are some pills or tolerate this shit
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I think it's so much of a rule, you don't even got to say it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Hey, you're my best friend. You're probably not going to fuck my wife, right? Yeah, you're right.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'm certainly helping contribute to it, man.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Clearly one of the worst days of my life, you fucking insensitive cunt.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, I'm in public, and there's tears streaming down my face.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Just don't even say a word. Look at a man crying. If he has any sense of anything, he'll be like, oh.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Or is this internal or external?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Maybe. As some people do. There are oftentimes in couples that one of them is real good at just fucking disconnecting, not giving a shit about it, while the other one internally stews. So they might be just doing that.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'm real good at disconnecting whenever we're fighting. I'm just like... You know what I mean? If I'm in a relationship and I'm fighting, I could just give two fucks. I can ignore that person and act like this house and room is empty. I'm so good at it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'm not a good- I'll fucking ignore you like- I'm not a good ignore.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think when I'm at that point, my goal is to not clear it up and just hope you disappear.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'll be bringing that up to my therapist very shortly.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It's getting reestablished real quick here. I promise you that.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Dinghies is just like fish and chips and it's real lakefront shit.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
So it'd be easier there rather than wine.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
The red just has food coloring.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Why is this red sparkling? Shut up and drink it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
If you shake it, it stops sparkling.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Forget it. I have no interest in being wet. Nope. I want to be dry. Nope. And cold. I love it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
What's to be uncomfortable without Tom Hanks?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'm a boat guy. Yeah, we see it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I don't know. If they don't have a boat, I might feel like I just big-timed them. I guess.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, my Evinrude's still more expensive than your fucking wine.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah. And the water looks black in the middle of the night. It's so scary.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
She's actually afraid of the dark, I think.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I got 14 in the same way right now. Yeah, it happens. I can't get her to take the fucking trash out at night.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's what I told her. Turn the light on. She goes, yeah, but everywhere else is dark. Well, yeah, it's night.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
There are no owls or coyotes in the backyard, and that's the only thing that can get you here.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
No, you're much bigger than one, I promise. Yeah, they're terrifying. You could probably punch it and kill it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
She probably is already saying negative things about me. I don't want to show my face where they already hate me.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Because you don't want to talk to them. It's validation for you. Yes. Yeah, this is why.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You're not willing to help out, you rude dicks.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
The man can't find the woman that's going to leave him.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Obviously, I don't want to barbecue with them. God damn it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Can you talk for a minute? Okay.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Well, there's that, and then this other part where my memories of this lake are fucking ruined. Oh, yeah.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
She sounds nice as shit. Somebody's an asshole on the reviews. That's what I'm saying. She's calling 911 for Christ's sake.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That is a fascinating. Right out of the gate, he's like, my God, that man did it. That's a big ass lake. And he jumped right in the spot.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
There's no sticking around. No. Come by for a bit and get the fuck out of town.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Maybe. There's only 500 people here.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
All right, I'll put it in the report.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
She's a poor girl who's never had a boyfriend longer than a week.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, but I guess these guys aren't going through a divorce.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's the funniest scene too when they're sitting in that boat and she's like, and you're leaving in two days. And he's like, yeah, but.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
If it's dry, that doesn't just get on there.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
His children have been removed from him.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, and if you know a lot of people and you're tragically killed, a lot of people will show up. Fuck yeah. If this is a shitty reason to die, a lot of people, yeah.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You died in a car accident and you did it. Maybe your family will be there.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I don't think people have shown up for that. Not many.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Have they said what her injuries are?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
This is a controlled environment where you can be very calm.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, sounds like he's got five children he molested.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
They got it right. They could stop and get him a glass of water. They could do a lot of different things to calm him down.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, I don't even want this pizza.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
So she slumped onto that concrete and then somebody kicked her ass off into the water?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
And it doesn't matter if the drowning thing was the cause or not because somebody still put her over there. Whether or not she drowned here or there because she didn't just fall is the thing.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You're going to write that sitting at a table.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Iron Man figured it out. That shit doesn't burn.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
But the only link to that body they have is him jumping face first into the right spot.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, but all they've got are him jumping to the right spot.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I don't know if he was a skater when he was a kid. How many friends do you know that, like, jump off rails and shit? Yeah. I could kickflip this.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Back in my day, I could have kickflip this.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
There is that because there is a lot of discomfort in this fucking situation.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Where are these people living?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, yeah. Like I said— He might have just learned that when you accused him.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Right. He came to tell you, and you didn't see him walking.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, cartoons. Cartoons. We've got a guy animating in here. Who are we? Yep. Praying Matt Stone? Jesus.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It certainly suggests that she was still alive when she went into the water, which she couldn't have done. So therefore, that's murder.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's no good. What do you need that for?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Tears come out of your head. Yeah. I don't like when they don't cry.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Mix that with vodka and drink it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
And he's using the ointment for lube. For lube.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Didn't even think about him, to be honest.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
They'll make you forget she has a husband. Jesus.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Ah, this fucking. Chris Hansen has to talk to every asshole. He's also a pervert.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I troll for very young women also.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's a real outgoing son of a bitch.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Patting my back with one hand, fingering my wife with the other.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah. So that's fine. Shitload of North Face gear, this guy.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Well, that's because Rick wanted to walk around without a shirt. Maybe inside, put one on.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I mean, if I got. Yeah. What else is he going to say? I want my kids the fuck out of here.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah. It was a distance between me and suspect.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You could have you could have a car accident with those two injuries.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
No pants. It's windy up here.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Just in his fur to the looms. Just any white... Can I just take some pancakes to my room? You can go to your room until you have clothes on, Rick.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'm not doing this because I'm a hero to society and I'm Robin Hood. I just stick around to testify all day.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'm a professional testimony provider.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
human reaction and none of that happened so they're saying she had to have been unconscious when she made the fall okay yeah i could see if there's nothing on her knees nothing on her elbows hands yeah the palms of the hands the heels of the hands yeah those forearms oh that was my my least favorite bicycle injury
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
But did he make her Canadian?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I am. I've heard of big dick energy.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
God damn, a double feature closing argument.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Is she talking about the town, too? Yes. Giving reviews of local restaurants?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Darren, God damn it. Darren's bald fucking head.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Just a shade time more than that bitch ran her mouth for?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I mean, that's a long time to talk because there's no physical evidence. I really think that this man is getting off, man. There's you can't. All you have is he dove in right where she was at. And, I mean, clearly she didn't do this to herself. Somebody gave her a hand. But you can't say he did unless 12 people think him diving in the water at their exact spot is enough. I don't know, man.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I think this is more evidence than Scott Peterson had, though. Scott Peterson, there was DNA. I still think that motherfucker's incredibly guilty.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I mean, there's a hair, right?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's enough. That's from Patreon. If you were on that jury as the foreman and said, I don't know, you guys, that pizza, I'd be like, this motherfucker, he's right.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You can't have an opinion. There's a fact. He's convicted. That's a fact.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You went to school to do this.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
And I think all the people think he's guilty. I feel bad for their sex life because that's the only reason they think he's not guilty is because they want to fuck him.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Unless it's impounded indefinitely. Yeah, I think it is.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
First degree. It's not dive, man. You can't just go to the body. You can't do it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Right. As soon as that guy, he said, we found her. And he ran right to her. He was like, by golly.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That guy's main concern is the cost of fried fish.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I haven't sold enough Vandy camps to fix the dock.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
And try to pretend and pass them off as today's catch of the day.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I mean, lawyers, they deserve money.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You've got to feel like a piece of shit when you buy that BMW and go, this is from an old lady's house.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You've got to feel like a scumbag when you go, I'm writing a check that cost a lady a bathroom.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It's like a reverse mortgage, but I keep it all. But I keep all of it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
So anyway, it's almost like he's got a range of emotions he knows he has to go through. And he's got to start over when he calls the next person. He can't be hysterical because that's the end of this movie. I can't start. I can't Tarantino this phone call.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I can't do that because this is art at the end of the day.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Award season's coming up. I got the suit picked out.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, he picked her up and then dropped her.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
For a lake town? That sounds great.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
She was already super, super messed up.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
They don't even even the ones on 9-11 didn't bounce.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Well, yeah, the concrete will – And the point is your body is not – it's not rubber. It's just shit comes apart. You can bounce at like 30 miles an hour if you're at a 45-degree angle hitting the ground. But straight the fuck down.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
He crumpled. That's the word that they always say. They crumple into a heap because that's what your body just naturally does.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You know what I think, where I'm leaning at this point, is that she probably hit that ground and was out and made no noise. And whoever did it, because I'll just be nice, walked away. And then...
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
She's not going to stand up and go, you pushed me down the stairs.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
He's asking himself questions and answering for you.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
So glad I didn't prepare for this or anything.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
He did three of the most addictive things and he was doing them all together.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Ruined his life. Knew he was going to lose it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
And then I went to rehab to fix all of it. And when I got out, that wasn't enough and I'm going to lose everything. What's the logical answer for a desperate man? You don't even have to keep it together.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's the worst answer you could give. So bad.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
He said hurt. I would never hurt. Yeah.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I didn't ask you to fucking give her a splinter. I asked you to pinch her. I asked you to kill her.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I'm fucking stuck in here. Go get those 12 people that made the wrong decision. Tell them.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
This is fucking crazy. Is your mom by chance? I didn't kill anybody.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Does your very young girlfriend that probably still lives with her parents have an extra room?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
The average is $1,200 or so.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
By someone else on their behalf.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
James, they call her the worst aunt ever. They also call her aunt from hell.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
So that she could get medical stuff to pay for her back. That's all it was.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
I mean, yeah, but in the West Memphis Three shit, they brought a guy that was a scientist and then – And that's the job of the other side is to attack the credibility of this person. But when you bring somebody in as a scientist that got a mail order degree, that's fucked up, man.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Because the guy wrote a letter somewhere and they said, sure.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
It's pretty expensive still, isn't it?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
And why would you put it in the water when that person's still alive? Because a logical person says, I've got to get this person help.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Nobody says. Scream. Hey, help, help. Nobody Tony Soprano pinches Chris's nose. No. You don't throw him in the water.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, for a lake house, too. It's really not that bad.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
You can't lift. Somebody would have to lift under the shoulders. And with a bloody ass head like that, you're getting it on.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
On your forearms, on your hands.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Okay, so she got her ass kicked and then thrown into the concrete.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That's why she hit like that.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Right. And then landing on the concrete and then there's no movement. He's like, oh, shit. Who cares? That's that's that. And then for an hour and a half, she's laying there and probably started to come to.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
But no movement or motion or talking or anything?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
But you don't think that there was any moaning or anything or gurgling or anything?
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
She was like, help me, help me.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Hip tossing was so much easier in my 20s.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Right. You've got no evidence that he did it, except for the dive right where the fucking body is. That's it.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
And, you know, there's a lot of people that will disagree with that because they've seen a friend fall and bounce off the pavement. But when you fall from, you know, your height. A bike, a moving car. You can bounce like that because you've got forward momentum. But, like, a crumpled body that's out, when it hits, it doesn't bounce.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
That highlight. On his helmet.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
But it was a sweet cartoon, you guys. Could have been called a Pixar short.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
altogether denied and affirmed yeah this is a firm and the bounce that they're saying is like not like ridiculous you can hit the ground and just i mean a couple of selling you know i mean just the motion of coming on your side and fall over yeah but you're not gonna bounce like a fucking rubber ball and bounce six feet over uh over a concrete embankment wall
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, you'd have to have forward momentum.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, just physically it doesn't happen.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Yeah, this is... Two-thirds, 60 yards of... Shoreline. That's yours.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Ineffective fuck stole my parents' house.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
He doesn't have a bar in California or Michigan. Yeah.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
So that means he's- That sounds like money.
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#575 - Lady In The Water - Arcadia Township, Michigan
Bless you if you know more than I do.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And it's weight loss that... This is weight loss results that last. They stick around because you get yourself into a lifestyle change.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Good for you, Stephen. You finally pulled it off. You're finally successful at something, you fucking loser.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Two tries in 35 years? How fucking old is he? God damn it.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Oh, fuck. First time he's successful, he's 50.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And she was going to be like that for the rest of her life, even if he didn't do it, because she doesn't know if he's in that joint still. That's she always. Yeah. Didn't escape. Nobody found out yet.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
We got teats on the streets, people. Watch out. Real dumb ones.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
You're too dumb. You'll do whatever they tell you to do.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
We don't know because it hasn't been sold in a long time.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Teeters don't stay in Connecticut, right? She can't afford Connecticut.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
This week's executive producers are Jordan Bennett. Happy birthday, Jordan.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
They are moving back to England. That's bananas.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Good luck with that. Robin Hanaberry, happy birthday as well. Zach Bowles in Philly and Ashton Wilcox, thank you all so much for what you're doing. Thank you. Other producers this week are Peyton Meadows, The Land of Voodoo, Hoodoo, and all kinds of weird shit. What is that from?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Voodoo, voodoo, and all kind of weird shit.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, it sounds like a hillbilly. Is it the guy that hates Pedro Serrano?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I don't know. Buttered Toast Legion president Jonathan Phipps said hello, James.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
He said the buttered toast people are going to get mad. Happy Hour checking in in Memphis. Like an Autistic Child IG page. I don't know what that is. Okay. Don't like them too much. I'm not co-signing on it.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I don't know anything about it. Janice Hill. Amanda Potter. Oh, what is this? Octavio. Escamillo, Hotavio, or Octavio? I don't know which that is. Octavio, Octavio. A bad speller. Not so old Martha. What is it? Pierrick? Is that real? Pierrick? Is that a name?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Nestor Barragan, Kern with no last name, Kali Gianniados. Yeah, that. Geoniadis. Something Greek. Let's just say that. Gareth Schneider. Crystal H. Stephen Mancuso. Anon Omos. You know what I mean. Alice Francis. Seth Tarcelli. Allie Watts. JC. The letters J, N, C. Megan Skeel. Maybe it's Megan. Lisa Press. J and D. The letters J and D. Sam Lowe. Ronikeve. Ronikeve.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
That is a first name or a last name. Ronnie Cave. All right. Patrick Dobbins. Jason B. Haley Kruiser. Alexandra. Alexandra. Marie Turley. Turledge. Turley. That's Russian. All right. Charlotte Gervais. Caleb with no last name. Josie Zavala. Jennifer Stark. Stephen C. Kristen Taylor. Paul John. Hannah Barron. Kitcha Halloran. Meredith Hahn. Big Al Fitticale. Chris. Chris. Chris Hayward.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Jan Valdezales. Valdezales. Saliche. Farm Junkie. Nice Lady. Ben Harden. Amy A. Ruby with no last name. Ken with no last name. Berber Sirsema. Terry Martin Miller. Jason Welcher. Todd with no last name. Jason Willis. Wilson. God damn it. Michelle Thomas. Chris Mosier, Chastity, Chastity. That's only one T. Chastity or Chastity? No, Chastity Smith.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Or maybe it is Chastity with an H in there for no fucking reason at all.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Jen King, Nicole Cochran, Hannah Johnson, Melissa A., Tyler with no last name, Jennifer Pienkowski, Jason Constant, Kim Bayer, Ian Arsenault, Cassie with no last name, Mick Jagger, probably not, Stephanie Witten. If it is, he should have sent me more than five fucking dollars, you cheap bastard, Mick.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Stephanie Witten, Rachel Santana, Jan Sommer. Oh, it's Jan. Jan Sommer. Stevie Mack, Ryan Sparks, Steve Peterson, Matthew Anderson, Jill Womack, Tima Wilson, Ronald Morton, Jade O'Hare, Karen Sprouse, Wendell Helm Jr., Pete Petticone. Pete Petticone. Carlo Ferraroni. Ferraroni. Delane. Delane. Ferraroni. Delane Ellison. Shady 307. A 320 driver. Annie. Annie. Annie Bailey. The Wolves.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
That's the Wolves, you guys. You can't do an F. That's against... English tradition. Moxie Goodwitch, Jenny Michalski, Elizabeth Seavey, Robert Lorenzoni, Megan Good, Heather. Holy fucking shooting.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Schoenertaler. Wow. Whiskey smoker, Michelle Bozen. James likes Big Nuts. I'll bet you he doesn't. How about that? Somebody probably just heard. Remember, there was probably a sentence that you said you like Big Nuts. Had to be. Why else would somebody want me to say that to you? Jenny Bates. Claire Calder. Kurt Burkhart. Burkhart. Truck Butters. Adam Stockton. Fake Packers.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Faith Powers, Stephanie Riley, Brittany Hall, Alicia Douglas, David Adams, Egan with no last name, Melissa Burrows, Heath Peters, Maris Ann Carmichael, Mikey Mindy, Mindy Bird, Jess Barup. Jamie McGinnis. This is getting tough. Matthew Ford. Carolyn Green. C. Match. Jerry. Gary, maybe. Tulio. Sandy with no last name. Kayla with no last name. Katie Roach. Shannon Martin. Cass at Bodgarra Mill.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Bodgarra. Beverly Rosan. Katie Chandley. Kate Eiten. Maddie Ruder. Candy Nybert, Rose Logan Surgeon, Charlie Boland, Kelly Sullivan, Erica Copeland, Cheyenne with no last name, Victoria Summer Samar, Michelle with no last name, Tabitha Daly, Matthew Boyer, Don and Brett in Florida, and all of our patrons. You guys are the best. Thank you. Thank you so much, everybody.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
You're not getting radio play with your band called Poon Tickler, right?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Have it stamped like black flag. You can't miss black. You know what that says.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I've definitely heard of it. Well, I don't know.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I'm pretty sure that's in the Bible.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Why are they making weed smoking for basic bitches?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
She doesn't know who he is, but she can see him standing. And two other and somebody else.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
On the back of his bike and off they went.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Well, it's New Hampshire. Live free or die.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Got something with seatbelts, you dumb fuck?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, you've got a car to do, right?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Maybe that's the allure of a guy on a motorcycle. It's like, oh, he also has a motorcycle. What if he only has a motorcycle?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
The wind will blow that semen right in there.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I didn't even ever think about that, really. I just got a motorcycle. Really?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The more bills that go unpaid, the higher the sperm count.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
It's just both. You don't have to be a good guy to buy anything.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
New York is chock full of those fucking things.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah. Feels inferior because he's got something happening somewhere.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Aims that headlight toward something better.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
That's going to carry over into the rest of his life, huh? Crazy.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Sometimes you've got to get kicked in the mouth to figure it out.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
It's the equivalent of an eight-year-old being put in the corner.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
That's, yeah, that's really pushing the edges.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I remember when my uncle got one, dude, it was like, good Lord, what's wrong with you?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Ownership with the marriage license.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Part of the course for a scumbag on a motorcycle.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
It's the low rung in that Nepo baby.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Right. It's also you've got to be personally invested and willing to fucking evolve and get better. Because if you're given the opportunity, you've got to capitalize.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
If the pay raise just means you buy bigger amounts of coke, that's not good.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I've heard they're really tough on him.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Climbing on the side of a front end loader.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Get on the roof and start breakdancing.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I just watched it recently. That's why.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Ice Cube's rap is so bad. It's so crazy how bad he is.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, and he does dress like a good punk rock rapper. He's good at punk rock.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
No. And he just got fired from his dad's joint.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Steve, if she's behind him, he can't hit her.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
What's below our feet? You guys ever think about that?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
It's probably one of the last choices, but it's still a choice.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Steve's got some social issues. He's frustrated by a lot of things and It comes out in name-calling and violence.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And it's sometimes it's refreshing as much as it's frightening that somebody sees what's going on, recognizes it and is able to name it.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I mean, without you knowing that you're offering that as something up.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
He can't even work for whoever just bought the company.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Eat at home because we're not waiting for you anymore.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
If they're not upstanding, they're probably just guys that they don't worry about.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, what's going on? Why is he able to get in contact?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Surveillance on the lunchroom at their work.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Something like whatever somebody just microwaved.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Some leftovers from the night before.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, you could sleep your way to the top then.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Who knows way too much that isn't true and also just knows too much.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
So now, you know, it's spring cleaning in August.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah. Well, Larry said it's not violent.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
What did he say that made black eyes? Okay.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
It's just a full house. It's crowded.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Thought it was hyperbole? I mean, rose-colored glasses? What are you doing?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
There might be a little booze fun from weekend to weekend.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And you're not doing that sober. No, no, no.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Everybody just wake up sober like me at midnight. Let's go shoot.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Can we take another spin around the block?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Who the fuck would stick around with that?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, she's a good girl. How's she stacked? Well, she's got teeters.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, it's rare that people take people with them.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
There you go. Did Aaron Hernandez, I mean, apart from the ones that got him in prison...
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Oh, and then what? Gave it to her? What happened?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah. He lost control of her, then lost control of the kids, then lost control of anything to affect her with it because he's restrained by it. Now he lost all of their shit, so he can't even control that.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
They just disarmed the shit out of this man.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
That is not swimming weather at all. It's probably an indoor indoor.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Your car was running and it stopped running. There's a reason for that. I'm sure I can diagnose it.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
But I guess – They're really arms deep. They're holding up – one's holding the transmission up. One's holding the motor.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
One person by one person by one person. Yeah.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
What? What's going on with this lady?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
She's just okay to be a servant extra wife.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
We're all wives. We're all wives together.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Of course, because you've got a 12-year-old screaming.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
The Oldsmobile, I mean, of course I'm making it.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
They don't even make Oldsmobiles anymore.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I see it looking like – That midsize sedan.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I see this. It was a – something – not the Skylark. What is that? I remember one having fins on it. You know what I mean?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Maybe not like Finn's fins, but like that Finn metal with the brush strokes in it kind of thing. That's what I'm seeing, but I don't know. I can't picture it.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
These are the worst questions, like the most uncomfortable ones.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
What's the answer that makes you turn back and leave me alone?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
This is the reason you don't help people.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
He was going to torture her all night and then do something today and then get back home and act like he was home the whole time.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
You only get two places. I mean, you get morning and evening food, and then you figure out lunch on your own.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
In case we run out of things to talk about, I want to talk about the amount of strands on this rope.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
That is planning to be separated from someone and still needing communication. That's frightening.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
They just kept driving and help people.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
That is crazy. Their plan was to eliminate everybody one by one. That's fucking disturbing.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I need you to keep talking to me forever.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
He is a mad cat. Flushed away. He is a crazy man, so I don't blame him. Yeah.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I mean, the threat's been eliminated.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
To just have a pizza joint and a Dunk's.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
bust through your window with a shotgun yeah all day long she's probably seeing him at the at the uh hotel she probably is like i'm i'm losing my mind he's not here i and having that actually be her suspicions all are true like yes that would be mind-blowingly scary that's what i mean that's the exact thing because when she's told chris that you know chris was like come on
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
You had to watch all those domestic violence videos, right? I don't know. No?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Was it health class? Yeah, I remember one specifically because it was a video of a woman that said she spent $2 on a top at Kmart, like the boyfriend. And the whole class was laughing. This bitch shops at Kmart. I'm like, he's about to beat her ass, you guys.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
You guys are ridiculing this poor woman for being broke.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I wasn't really worried about showing my penis to anybody, so I didn't care about those videos.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, you do got to know that it's possible.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And we were going to be a throuple. Fuck.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
We're not accepting or rejecting their apology.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
That's just a way for somebody to process this horrible event.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I don't think she sees 10 minutes behind her either. She's got a memory of a goldfish.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Now, if he – any crimes he commits in New York, if it's a federal kidnapping charge, doesn't that just all stack together then? Like sexual assault and all that can be charged too?
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Oh, really? We're going to go with suicide.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, that would have been a spectacle, too, though.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Question a man as I beat him to death about whether or not he fucked my wife.
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#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
He's going to hang himself in town square of the prison.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
People in prison have a pretty good sense of humor. They're pretty funny sometimes. Somebody had to say some shit like, oh, no.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Somebody said something hilarious. I guarantee it.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Somebody said something like, you're no good at this.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Superman turned into Clark Kent midair.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
It would be, you know, it would be painful, man.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And yeah, he said the order that had culpability and proof evidently to acknowledge it.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Having to say that shit caused him deep anxiety that caused him a panic attack.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I dislike my father. And he had to hear that.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And the target of it. You know what I mean?
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I'm incapable of this. Please do it for me.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I mean, it's death, but it's going to be ugly.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I mean, they're still married. If she slept with Chris, that's unfaithful.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Even in cards, you can't have five of a kind. You got it.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I mean, there is the if you did know that somebody was after that. I mean, she didn't. Let's say she didn't know that the first person was going to die. As soon as she walked her back and he says, now go ask for Chris. Now get more knock on the door and say, call the police. Let me in. Shut the door. Call 911 right now.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I'm sure he said, we're not going camping. And she knew that, right?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Fill that bitch up. Let's make a showing.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It's in the Midwest, so be prepared.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And it's weight loss that... This is weight loss results that last. They stick around because you get yourself into a lifestyle change.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And we're not doing that, so...
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Treat it like being just they want me to two shows. I'm not doing two shows and I can't do it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It's like walking into a kitchen, and there's cake all over the floor. You just go, what'd you do?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
This week's executive producers are Jennifer Yates, Larry Butterfest. Happy birthday, Lair Bear. Happy birthday, Larry. Thanks for that Jameson, bro. Jake Young, Jordan Bennett, and Simon. They're moving back to England. Did you know that? Are they really? They are. Oh, shit. We won't see them anymore. No. We'll see them once in a while. They come down from Canada all the time. That's all right.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
They're going to pop over to a couple before they go. Different weird accent.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Courtney Jadale. Jadale. Jadale. Jadale. Jadale. I'll bet it's still there. Yeah. Erica Gerstenberger's sister, Sabina. I don't know her last name. Erica didn't give that.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Well, I think Erica's married. We don't know. We don't know. Also, Angie Pennington, Aaron Stevens, Christine Lewis, Ashley Williams, Tyler and Brittany Jones, and Crystal My Purdy Newland. Thank you all so much. You're fantastic. Thank you. Other producers this week are Linda Maroney and Harry Balzac. Wow. Probably not. I'm sure. You get it. Could be. Or Linda's Harry Balsack. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Good for you, Larry. Linda. Larry Balsack. Linda and Harry is Larry. All right. Peyton Meadows, Janice Hill, Natalie Austin-Baw. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Jenna wanted us to tell you. Julia Reynolds is holding space, James. I don't know if you know, I'm very annoyed by that fucking, I don't even know what it means.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It doesn't mean a fucking thing, and people have now begun saying it, and I want to choke people when they say it. It's the dumbest fuck. I'm holding space for that. You sound like me now. I'll fucking kick you. Roxanne, Ewoks. You're hanging out with me too much. I'll fucking kick you. Probably. Roxanne with no last name. Ewok with no last name. Sassy. Apron Springs. Oh, Strings. Got you.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
All right. Angelica Garpland. Seedorf. Lacey Ward. Derek89. Claudia Berry. Nina with no last name. Jason Ogden. Aziz. Kadeem. Oh, Aziz with no last name. Kadeem Hunt is another person. DNT. DN, not M. Renee Linton. Hannah Goodman. Danae Upshaw. MC118Z. Paul Simon. Jail. Jail. Jaji? Paul Simon, very nice. Jodgy Jodgy? Did I not press enter and Jodgy Jodgy is another person? I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Your guess is as good as mine. Carrie Stewart. Rebecca with no last name. Michael Pettit. Jessica Keefe. Christopher Cox. Sinclair with no last name. Kelsey Lang, 8'10". Bill The Strand. Nicole Huff. Lori with no last name. Bailey Gallops. Shellis. Shalee Turner. Renner. Chalee or Chalice?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I think all of them are holding space for us.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Where are you? It's just when people say things in my head, I can't take it. I get it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Bane Ross. John with no last name. Amberly Menjay? Menj? Amberly Minj, maybe. Amberly and her Minj. I don't know. Both of them? Amberlee might be a dude. She's bringing her binge with her. That's nice. Who knows? Rose Bloom, Kristen S., Molly Crawford, Rena Dutt, Megan Bussing Todd, Kaiser Soze, Travis Hoffman, Jamie. He's coming out of hiding. Yeah. Jamie Ammo, Ammo, Ammo. Amo.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Delaney Ellison, I think. Maybe Delane. I don't know. Captain Zod. Joe Lynn. Julia Thompson. Archanty? Archanty Hill. Nicole with no last name. Joyce with no last name. Jennifer Gasser. Deanna Katz. Helper with no last name. Ali with no last name. Mama Red, 89. Michelle O'Coin. The Leaf Man. The Lafe Man, 77. Bernadette Danner. Shane Carl Rossini. Bernadette Danner.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Charmaine, Laura Edward, Nicole Winkler, Jabluz, Gary Keita, Jake Yeager, Angelo Leonardo, Brian Atkinson, Liv the Kid, Francesca Curley, Austin Duncan, Lisa Cat P, Beatriz Rojas, Carrie Grooms Harvey. Joan. Oh, don't do that, Carrie. Joan Kemp. Christian Klepper. Martin Grubbs. Mark Roser. Lacey Johnson. Krista D. Adam Fellmeister. Jen T. Matt Smith. Patrick Newsome. Frank with no last name.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Lori Harris. Carter Hayes. Mimi to Aver and P. I don't know what that means. Mimi did something for Aver and P. Ollie with no last name. Michelle Phillips. Jacob Scrivener. Scrivener. Scrivener. Vane Ferry. Suzanne Moore. Joel Lee. Lair Fitzer. Fizer. Shannon North. Pridge with no last name. Rach Adry. Zaneb. Zaneb. Zaneb.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Holy fuck. Zaneb. Zaneb. Jeff with no last name. Holly with no last name. Jamie Burns. David Gilbert. Brian Halyard. Jared with no last name. Lori Taylor. Sean LaBouf. Delis Gribben. Chantel Johnson. Meredith Collins. Liz Wilson. Ryan with no last name. Rachel Kanig. Audra with no last name. Sophie Warren Blades. Lindsay Ickes.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Tatum Thompson, Annie McCormick, Alyssa Polselli, Brenna Botsford, Aileen Quach, Monica Weimus, Harrison Ecott, Megan Alvarado, Rob Davis, Mary Peters, Amanda Neese, M4CEO, Brian Smuck, Brenda Hugh, Crystal with no last name, Ashley Pasek, Gabby with no last name, Stephanie with no last name, Alex McCoggin, McCoggin. Oh, boy. McCoggin what?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's it. That's the last name. Alex McCoggin. McCoggin Alex. All right. Heather Jeter. Raymond. Remy. Remy V. Maxim Dynov. Timothy. Tiffany. Timothy. Tiffany Morovia. Nicole Ware. William Jackson. 843-230. Grayson. Sydney Tobias. Naomi Oleson. April Capaccio. McConica. Hey.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Monica Noakes, Danny Lee Tedder, Anna with no last name, Amy Ninja, Erica Davis, Christy B., Chrissy B., Jenna Fortunes, Sharon Mokum, Jessica Eastman, Brian Murphy, Sheila Jaggard.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Adam Vines, Veens, Dave with no last name, Eric Sohn, Rashad Stanford, Mel with no last name, Calista Begley, Jacob Parker, Jessica with no last name, Danica Schoenfeld, Chelsea with no last name, Lauren Secco, Nate Thompson, Brittany Ernst, and all of our patrons. We love you.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah. Some windows. Glass cubes.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's sexy right there. Holiday Inn Executive Center.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Sexy hot. Coming down to make prints, make copies. What the fuck is going on here?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Showing people the ropes of dildo play.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Do you like to fuck? Come in, you're welcome.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Okay, so you can either give them a cookie or punch them.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Be nice to it, and it'll be nice to you.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's the petting zoo, right?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It better not be like a daycare center so you can go figure out how to come.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Break character at least a little, please.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah, use the bathroom. For sanitary's sake.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
If you can't come all day long, don't worry. The closer will do it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
On the last day, we will have an omelet and check out.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Rearranged on the inside by a Sibian. Have a Denver omelet.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah, but it's got a chemical on it. You can't tell what it is, but there's a chemical on there. You don't know what it is.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
You walk in and you go, chemical. What is that?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Your house will smell like this.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It sounds like your larynx makes the gravel.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Come on over and have some food that tastes like it's turnt.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I'm not a fan of Polish. They're okay. The brats are fine, but that's German. Yeah, I'll take a Polish. Polish shit is like, it's sour.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah, but brat's got like a, there's some seasoning in there. I don't know what it is.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That I can deal with. Yeah. Hot links are fine, but it's just a Polish. I've never had one that I was like, you know, I'd do this again. It's never great. No.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I'm going to put a ton of shit on it to make it edible.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
slash small town murder now back to the show i love a chicago dog so i'll eat anything in a chicago dog way with like salt and pepper and garlic powder and it doesn't really doesn't really need to be a hot dog even under there right because then you can cook the living shit out there's a fucking salad on top of it it's ridiculous so um kathy here
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Just didn't know how to ride.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
They got fixed window money? Good for them.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Oh, my God. It was a baseball for fuck's sake. I didn't even throw the rock. Somebody else threw it, but I was with them.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And my mom had to pay half, and she was livid.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Shit. It's a big picture window.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
In Hitler times, there probably wasn't much to take away.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
How about that? She doesn't even believe in curses.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I would never go over there.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Let's go out. In the halls?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's what I knew. I did yearbook because I was a quote unquote photographer. And so I was able just to go walk. It was great.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah. That's still too. I wasn't going to shit.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And like I used a shitload of film.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Pictures of shit. I'm not supposed to take pictures of.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And the older generation was having none of it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Put on some pleated pants. Yeah. Way too high.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It's like you're headed to the sock-off. Come on.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
No. No, that doesn't scream free love and marijuana. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
The shoes. It's a big deal.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Pretty rare to have kids, too. I mean, unless you don't go to college.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah, it's Lynchburg, Virginia.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
There's so much. She pooped a lot. She's a bitch.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah, they're not even in the state, man.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Chicago. St. Louis. St. Louis. Don't forget.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I want to be home with my family.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
She gave you two weeks. Leave her the fuck alone. She sent her a letter of resignation. There's the word.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Tell you that. Don't look at the website. Find one close to you. Let's go.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Specifically Pittsburgh. Let's do that first.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Just found what's the most high-paid teaching job, and he was like, I can deal with that.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
But that's how you did it back then. Expecting a response.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Pre-game. Pre-game. Get your liver primed. Let's party.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Big move for that little kiddo. Suburb. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It's fascinating. Little white shorts on them. There's two groups that play racquetball. It's like upscale, like people on their lunch break, or it's the white trash people that go on Sunday morning. Yeah. That's where we went. Yep.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
We played racquetball in those, like, rooms with, like, the fucking steel door that would slam. Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember those. It was terrifying.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And it's hot as shit in there.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And it's a little bit east of there. Was that Albany, I guess, from there?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
But from there to like fucking South Dakota, that whole region.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
You know, sometimes you got to keep an eye on some people.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
We didn't do it when we hired you. We'll do it now.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That is a gal who is. Good Lord. You guys have the meatloaf. I'll do my own thing. Wow. My own thing is going to be crazy.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Why the whole family is loading up? We'll all die together.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I'm going to brave northern New York in February.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Drop milk booze on top of that.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's like the start of a scary movie. The door is broken. Your wife and children are inside. Here's an ax. Arm yourself. I've probably got something bigger.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
How did they fuck it up so bad?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's not the way to sleep.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah, I would never stop looking at it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
So somebody either came empty-handed or...
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
None of us have the right answer all the time. Exactly. Sometimes you need a little coaching. Sometimes you need an extra tool in the toolbox to cope and deal with the day.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I mean, I guess that's him saying, I'll tell him about it another time.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
They probably think, or he probably thinks, they'll understand.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
The family doesn't have any fingerprints.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Or they're just wiping shit down. That's crazy.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
They usually don't stick around, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Just drain water. That's it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
You're not going to get me.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
What a dark thing to see, too, and say that's what she's projecting. Right.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I've never heard of that before.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I didn't know that motherfucker's off that way. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And it's crazy, too, how far your key can get away from that car and it stays running. Oh, it still goes running. As long as it doesn't go into gear and try to take off, that'll shut it off. But if you go into your house, into your kitchen- I've left a car running in my driveway for like an hour and a half on accident. It happens. Yeah. We've done it too. In the garage garage.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Obviously, you're still here.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
They're going to end up having to find some enzyme that our body secretes during death that wasn't there. Well, how would we know if it was when it got in it?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Why are you listening to everybody talking, lady?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I'm more impressed. Well, I mean, that takes a while, but if you can do it. That just indicates passage of time.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And then head on off to work.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Talk to the manager, man. I can't override it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Somebody, you know, somebody, somebody. He told somebody about it. And then eventually they were like, look, it's it's enough. You got to get on this.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
He's been moshing all night.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And her dad's got to feel so guilty because he's the one that told him to put shoes on.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
You get a paycheck. You need cheerleaders, too.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
C.D. Lamb has chicks dressed in really short skirts and pom-poms making his day.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
We'll get to it. I got a lot of projects like that around my house. I get it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I want to whack him in the head with an axe.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
From 100% behind him to how much behind him?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Gave him a lot of tickets to get this job.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I think tackling will send a bigger message.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Didn't work because, you know, trailers and stuff.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Oh, I was just trying to scare him.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's the only reason? That's it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
No matter what scenario you paint, it's much more believable than the husband did it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Otherwise, there's a economist from Kodak.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
So it didn't matter anyway.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
No, but that's a fascinating choice of place to settle when you're an American hero.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Because she was already dead because her husband did it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Did they get him on like monster.com, like the actual hiramonster.com?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
The original monster.org was just monsters. It was just bad people. Just looking for murderers and rapists. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
We got nothing on him except for that he's a piece of shit.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I mean, he got the murder weapon right.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
You know, there is honor amongst them.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And and if you get away with it, you're going to get better at it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
But this is the reason Frederick Douglass was there.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
He had the shoes. Now he's got the boat.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
You got to have the shoes to get the, you got to dress for the job you want, James.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
You're fucked. You're going to come on this boat and not dress like a captain? Who do you think you are?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Fuck. He's beating us again.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Everybody knows Frederick Douglass loved golf tech.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Is it Brighton? It's Brighton Police? Brighton.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
No, he fucking killed her. It didn't seem like it was much of a conspiracy.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
And the other person's blood all over him.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's my point. You can't just say.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's a long time. They don't last 10 minutes.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It doesn't. I'll go to the point of I've seen a lot of fights that once somebody has any blood leaking out of them, it's over. Yes, that's a thing. That's a different thing. I mean, when there's no knives involved, it's just punching.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Right, yeah. When there's blood coming from somebody's face, you stop. I mean, this was a sustained attack to murder somebody. Yeah. But for 10 minutes, you're able to fight back?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I've got to start looking for good custard.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I don't know what the question is.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
It's also good that he that clearly aged him because he looks worse than Ron Jeremy now.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Is that right? He fucked it up.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
He's just a great guy. Hold on. He's trying to say that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Oh my God, what an asshole.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
He's the reason for all this Epstein didn't kill himself shit.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Because his credibility is fucking shot.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
But he says, you know, that'll do. That'll insulate you like a Yeti cooler.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
We trust him. He's got a New York accent.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
He's very New York, but he... in the in the show in the first one uh he just seemed very new york yeah he's he's he's on new york yeah he's like he's the matt rife of murder yeah yeah this guy that's just sad this catholdy guy he looks like he's never heard a podcast or heard that they exist so probably all right it's probably 75 yeah yeah the fbi takes credit of course
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
This may as well be the Shenandoah Valley.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Oh, so you got the old lady curse.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Fascinating choices of writing a show.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
On the outside, they look pleasant.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I don't even know what that saying means, but it sounds... A hell or high water?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Either a horrific flood or just fire everywhere.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah, we found out he's taking money and we paid.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Yeah, I offered him tickets and shit, and he was being real weird about it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
They'll argue there's still Ray Fosso Latido.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Stay out of my kitchen, Maria.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
I don't know what to tell you.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Well, listen, I ate here. That's the problem.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
You know where they hand those out? Yeah, that's true, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
She won't fuck you anymore? Here.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
But also, he could just be a good guy who picked up trash in a parking lot and was like, I'll throw this away later.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
But that window only has Jim in it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Said you can't deny it. Well, here's a way to deny it.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That's a great insult, but for real. On answering the phone, you know he's a scumbag.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Have you been to Yankee Stadium?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Get out of my life. I swear to God, that's crazy shit. It's ridiculous.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
That is maybe the worst feeling in the world. When you call somewhere and they answer and they say the place and go, please hold, before you get to say a word.
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Jesus, what's worse than that?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
Unless a murder ruins the fucking price, you know what I mean?
Small Town Murder
#557 - Suburban Ax Murder Mystery - Brighton, New York
The result is not great. Leave your boat shoes elsewhere.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Send him off to Nintendo Wii and we'll deal with this.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
I'll bet he does live there.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
I wonder how much property is there with all that shit. You got to pay for all that. That's so expensive.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
I can tell when she was so skinny.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Doesn't even throw them away.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
You can use old flannel shirts to make sheets. That article told me.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Or which one of us is the family spokesperson?
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
The step kids hate each other.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Spit out your stepmom's food? No, her food.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Maybe you shouldn't have spit out the green beans, dickhead.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Now back to the show. His brother kicked him so hard he got a scar?
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
She's just giggling, driving the car. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Is that like SIDS, you think? Is it classified as that?
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Giving you all some nuts.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
The man's been married eight times. It feels like he holds the grudge real strong.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
I didn't understand, James.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
I need a woman that was born two years after my first marriage.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Do you got a Dremel at home?
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
You make this less traceable and get me a silencer. God damn.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Tried to kill a young woman.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Listen to a grown man cry.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
The M&Ms that will go together.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
He's 24 and has three kids and no teeth.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
He's in charge of orchards and can't even eat the fucking prawns.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
How could you tell? How would you know?
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
You can't even come where we forgive people.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
We will not redeem nor forgive you ever.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Until you get me some new BFGs.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
She looks like the old lady from the Warner Brothers cartoons that beats up the cat.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
And a broom as her favorite weapon.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Could you maybe give it back to her, please?
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Really living the opposite life of Bruce Wayne.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Yeah, because when you're on some sort of a diet or any kind of keeping an eye on things, those are one of the first things to go.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Try never to see anybody.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Yeah, you can't get rid of her. What's the agreement?
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
You're going to get $55,500 to do this.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
There's a water leak. There's shit spraying everywhere.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
You got some splinter to do.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
An 85-year-old woman wanted to run down to the river.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
It does have a spotlight. That means you can put her under the hot one.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Really focused on answering that door.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
She's forgiven him for everything.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
He wanted more money than I have.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Oh, he's a stone cold killer.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
He may have been part of it. We don't know. Maybe that killed him.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
I'm going to be gone, you guys.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Yeah, it's going to be a while. At least 24, 48 hours.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
He gets in relationships with people and then he's just like, I'll kill everybody.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
I heard y'all are a real bad man.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Holy shit, he couldn't be more guilty.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
I think the South, like Alabama, might have something to say about that.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
So Bruce is looking forward to Hollywood cast in this one.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
This is what masterminds do.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Georgia has pecan too, right?
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Clear it all up. It's real foggy around here. Nobody.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
All the shit is gone, and it's just the house.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
You may not have enjoyed the taste ever.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
He plays a cowboy in a lot of shit. I guess that makes sense.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
That's a very sweet answer.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
You're not allowed to bring your beers.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
That said. Yeah. Two bucks a ticket each person? I don't know. That's nuts.
Small Town Murder
#564 - First Family Of Murder & Pecans - San Saba, Texas
Put her in the backyard and two bullets in the head.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
It's Thanksgiving food that he's having? Thanksgiving.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
You've had it before. You're dead.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
He just doesn't come over.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I think all of those are the same thing that she does. All of them doing all those things, you know, sleeping with people for money.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
That's an awful large leap.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Yeah, get her out of here. She probably fucks dudes.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
You can't hit Mom. That's just a.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
He's kind of a dick.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Nothing. I don't know. I was sleeping.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I'm going to go check on the baby.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
She's from another country. Leave her alone. That's her culture. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
That's a deal breaker, isn't it?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Is Mike Tyson in the closet and going to beat me up to Phil Collins songs?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
That'd be nice. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Just dropped her at the door?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I got to go. This is gross.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
You're fat and it stinks in here.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
That's a fascinating human.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
It is neither a phone booth nor an Irish cottage.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Why does that say Fonay?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
We'll talk about it.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Except for when he spit the food in people's faces.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Oh, one of those TV dinner trays.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
It is fascinating. Because I always have dreams about not being able to operate my phone. But anytime I've ever been in a car accident or needed police, I'm always panicked. I can't do it.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I can't ever figure it out.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Six pack of Visines.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
The ridges will take away. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I would figure the grains would disguise the ripples in the finger, but...
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Would consider absorbing the oil.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
That's a long distance, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Wow. So he went to work for an hour and a half and was like, I got to murder.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Look, an hour and a half is long enough at work to find out whether or not you can hack it for the rest of the shift.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Take it out of my check.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Those are your taillights.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
He fucked a man after this?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Yeah, I need my fat pig's mother to be gone.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Because she said, I'll call the cops.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
The mother-in-law, future mother-in-law, I don't know. Liz already suspected he fucks dudes.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Whether or not you provoked it, who cares?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Make a mosaic out of her head.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Afraid for his life.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
And in a fashion that was threatening.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
She's going to cut my forehead off.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
And he crushed this poor woman's head?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
He suplexed me through light tubes and hit me with a barbed wire bat.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
What's the punchline?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I've grown a lot in the last three years.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Well, you don't understand the solo flex.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Look, I had a Nordic track.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Yeah, I mean, just leave.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I mean, he left work and went back.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
There is so much vitriol for an unemployed man. They fucking hate this.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
That was that was tough.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I mean, the man killed a woman, went back to work, was fired, and then ate a pot pie or some shit?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Yeah, because you got to ask, what do you do for work, sir?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Well, if you're fired all the time, how come you have money? How do you how else?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Some balls to say, man, he left work for this. This is not a family.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
That stings to hear.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I don't like this trial either.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Is that insurance? I imagine.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
It's fascinating that that's the only thing they want to talk about.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
It's just bad music, but he's passing it as good, I guess.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I suppose it's close.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
A lot of them go by Ginny. Some of them just go by Verge.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I like Vi or V. Both of those are good.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Verge is just weird.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Yeah, that's very rare.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
I mean, those are some of the hardest ones to do.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
It's my dream home too.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Is she done with medical school at this time?
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
The ponytail is to pull it over the bald spot.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Because that's what pays this fucking bill.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
To make sure the story was accurate.
Small Town Murder
#572 - Murderous Male Stripper - Wantage Township, New Jersey
Nobody had any forethought to try to have some generational cycle breaking.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Oh, man, the amount of wine this guy has to drink.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Northern California delicious wine.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
There's a lot of rich people that have plenty of money and everything's well invested and they're planned for the future. These are people that have been planned for the future. Six generations ago. That's what I mean.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
As soon as I asked, why is it worth that?
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
He's the guy that sets the price. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Yeah, he's gone to the Louvre for Christ's sake.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
And your place is called a retreat. You're doing great.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Kids, they want kids so bad. And instead he does this kind of thing. Yet he was adopted. He's very well aware of the avenues they could take to absolutely have a child.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
You know what I mean? Like we could certainly raise one of these little bastards to do good things.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
There's also a subset of the population that believes that those children...
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Yeah, based on studies or science or whatever because they've seen a couple scary movies. That's their science.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
You have no idea. They believe, yeah, you do.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
It's 500 feet deep and then just shooting you straight to the surface.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
You bend over and look down at it. It's a better angle.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
It's been a nice work of art.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Sometimes I got to touch them.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
OK, the hell does he drive?
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
I don't even want to see my bedroom light. I want this shit shut off.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
I mean, the couch at minimum. I want the bed.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
And I want you to leave.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
I want to lay diagonal in my own bed and tell everybody to get the fuck out.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Six weeks. I just heard about the longest vacation I've ever heard of, and it was still shorter than her business trip.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Very serious conversation.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
And he kept his cell phone, clinged to a rock, and called for help.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Get my wife and my fanny pack.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
This is not a good story for seatbelts.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
No seatbelt, a little ankle twist. Keep your seatbelt dead as fuck.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Yeah. Then they just basically said, if you put a car seat in the front, your kid loses his head. It's on you. Not us.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
You're an idiot for putting your kid up there. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Yeah, you turn away from the curb and then turn that thing off.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Oh, they're going to go to LA now.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
E-brake, throw it in neutral. There's a lot of things you can do.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Brace yourself. I'm throwing it in park.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Upside down, laying on its cap.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Don't anticipate what's coming.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Someone down the block saw you walk in the door. Oh, that's right.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Yeah, and if you're tossed out of the truck, the asphalt wouldn't touch you because you would be off the road before you get tossed out.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
I'll tell you, this thing stinks.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Right. So they think he positioned that truck to be dead on with the guardrail and then jumped and landed on his feet and slid on his ass or some shit?
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Oh, how about that? He's got two sets of two different master cylinders in this thing.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
You're moving that fast no matter if you're in a truck or not. Right.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
And that's how the hat came off.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Right. Yeah, I'd pass out too.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
I've flown home from Columbus and driving home from the airport, I'm like, I should have just got an Uber. I am going to fall asleep on this freeway.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
I don't blame you at all.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Is he trying to cheat on her tonight? Because if so, this is the wrong conversation to have to entice someone to come home with you.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
And his house is paid off.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
It's a tough sell to people on a jury.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Yeah, but even if it's aggressive, it's pretty funny.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Oh, God, it could knock you over.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
What is this best kept secret on the planet?
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
He's drowning her with the salt.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Oh, he's a real petty fucker.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
I mean, if you burn them, they're better.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
That's most people, too.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
You mean Jackson Hole in Wyoming?
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Well, if you can't have kids, you can still have kids. And he knows that.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Yeah, well, we don't know anything about you.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
You're not getting the info out.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Oh, it didn't happen at all.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
They want to see you fail, but they also would offend you like crazy.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Can't suck their cock harder.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Real easy. So he's great.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
It's happened a million times.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Yeah, he left his stunt leathers at home.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
John Force. How about that?
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Hiking, skiing, fuck with the lake. That's it.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
And I get to behave any way I want because of it.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
They just always advertise it.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
There's like out of 100 people, two people like it, and they aim for that guy.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
It's a little more bitter than I'd want.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
I can't even taste my fucking burger.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
University of Nevada, Reno at Tahoe.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
Some guy named Jack D-U-P-P.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
And whine to you about how boring this is.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
That's a good couple of people to pick you up and bring you in.
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
How did he hit such lottery with rich parents and then well off?
Small Town Murder
#562 - Murder On Slide Mountain - Incline Village, Nevada
It's just all coming up Bergner. Good for him.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Not just for the inhalement, but inhaling it.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
At least there's one sane person in Florida.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Okay, that's good. He's a calm kid.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
And hot air balloons. How do you expect that to go right?
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
And is that the second rape or is that the one that we may have tried for?
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Yeah. Makes you feel like she was the reason he came there.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
I doubt a kidnapper is going to show up to the funeral to kidnap or kill the little girl.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
He just jumped in the back of a truck and hid.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Sir, your head, your head, bro. So easy to draw. She got.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
I've never seen anybody that looks like him, and I've only heard his description.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
What a fucking wild thing to say.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
She had no idea what was going on. Yeah, she didn't know. She's just real dumb.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Is that Star Spangled Banner guy?
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
How about not trust in your health?
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
No, he's just going to try again.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
You have plenty with everything else. You've got an eyewitness, for Christ's sake.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Okay, so you've got to get parole.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Yeah. It's very similar to the Cheshire murders. A little bit. But this guy had a plan to get away. Yeah. He super planned it out. Those two were just willy-nilly sick fucks. This guy was going to try to get away.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
It's run- They talk shit about you.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
It's a small town of rich people that don't want anybody that's not rich there because you bring down the property value, you poor fuck.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Why? How do you have a rich community and just have one shit band? You probably priced out the riffraff.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Yeah, it's probably four stories. There's three above ground.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Look at that great room. It's got three Arcadia doors.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
I can't believe there's only that many bedrooms. There should be 11.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
They're happy. They smile a lot.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
Pierre is a very successful man. He does not take days off.
Small Town Murder
#570 - Twelve Scary Hours - Westport, Connecticut
I'm a veteran of the textile industry. I have to work.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
No. He's just bending the rules so that he can make his cash.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Oh, God. Their log can't be perfect, right?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
You drove a few minutes over. You're fucking 15 or whatever it is they tell you to drive.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, but 60 and still managing that shit? That sounds terrible.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
60 doing my own shit is going to be hard enough. And doing somebody else's too? That's a lot.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Their relationship has the town divided.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
He doesn't have to take care of his mom.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, because she can't take care of herself.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
But that realtor better tell them. The guy that's selling this.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
The estate that you're buying this from is an estate because the guy's dead.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
This guy's laying down thick industrial beads of weld. That's crazy. Impressive shit. Eight hours a day or more.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
That's way down the line. That's like, what is that?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a rule there.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
I mean, you can solve this with a surveyor.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Donald doesn't give a fuck now. He thinks he's right because he went to court about it, and they justified him.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
I don't give a fuck. Just that one.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
They're pretty close to sold out. That's what I mean.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
I was going to say, wouldn't a BB gun have solved this?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Who the fuck would support Donald on this?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Oregon must be full of people like him because we have a friend in Oregon, you and I, who dealt with this exact same thing minus the stalking and such. Absolutely. They were aiming lights right at his fucking house.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
When you're calling the cops and saying, hey, it's me again.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
They know you. Yeah. You can't. You can't.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
The only reason to do that is to piss off your neighbors.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
That's the worst yard utensil on the planet.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Slingshot and Drano meatballs can't be acquired fast enough.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, there's got to be a conversation happening.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
They have that many down at the Humane Society, so you can do it.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
If there's cat shit in my vegetable garden, your cats are coming in my vegetable garden.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, because that just got plugged back in, I guess.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Or trying to save his own sanity by blocking him out.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
And break up the ice on his roof so when he knocks or slams the door and all that.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
He just ran the hose up there, right?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
You ever had a sandbox in your backyard? It's just full of cat shit.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, pull the shit out before you go down the slide and land in a mountain of cat shit.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
So, and he's got too many on his property at once. There's probably a law for dogs, but not for cats.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
There's gotta be a law for cats too.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
I wouldn't even know how to get their number. I mean, I guess you could probably Google it, but is there a branch in every state?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
A cold letter from a psychiatrist is weird.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Fifty minutes of him just, hey, motherfucking you. That's it.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, when you're going to harm others like that, I mean, if you're threatening, I think it's authorities. I don't think it's the person.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah. Kirby with an E. Like a Nintendo guy.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
And he's got it on his own property.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Why don't we make it because murder is like a charge, right?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
What is it? No man's land out there? Some fucking barbed wire?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
They had to have contributed to it both, right?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
A bunch of shit that if you crawled across it, you'd get cut up.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, he lost the fight. He made his matches when he did.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
I think he's a year younger than him.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, I think he's a year younger than him, so that makes it – I think he's three years younger than him.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
They both went to Vietnam. They're the same age. They fucking ate in the same cafeteria.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
The common denominator is one asshole.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah, you can't do anything about that.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Oh, he's going to drag him over there.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Yeah. There's no that's open and closed.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
I think you ever meet a woman and date her after three husbands are dead. And then you move in to a house and the guy next door shot the guy that used to live in.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Fuck out of that relationship. She's just bad.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
So, you know, sometimes you got to kill a guy.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Get along with each other. Ignore it.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Creep-tastic kind of sounds like dangerous but fun.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
They're having sword fights, but they're only using that roll inside the wrapping paper.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
But they put like capes on and shit.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
And there's gougers because people can't afford a car because they've pumped all their money into their veins.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
You might get a great Riverview as you stare at it and get a great story from a horrible human being.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
I imagine there are chipmunks and chipmunks sing.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Do they make acorn butter or something?
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
It's just the takeaway size of a trough.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
I didn't know that you could roast deep fry.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
A lot of truck drivers are disabled by way of sitting on their fucking ass first.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
It'll fuck your deep vein thrombosis and shit.
Small Town Murder
#552 - Too Many Dead Neighbors - Kerby, Oregon
Let that door drop on somebody behind him?
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
And then also Cypress Hill. Yeah, definitely. Be real.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
It doesn't seem like I'm mad at my ex-wife. There goes the mailman. I'll take it out on him. Yeah, you know what?
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
That stupid fucking hat.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
We're upset about that. Right.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
That's a fast relationship to sour.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
He's still got a soft spot, for Christ's sake. That's crazy.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
One of the two. This is no good.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
This girl loves a federal employee.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
She is his Wednesday. That's terrible.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
So it's a long lunch break.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
Yeah. OK, so that's her two and a half hour fuck session and tuna sandwich.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
We didn't have to get your permission, by the way.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
You're already clearly upset. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
Also, somebody that kind of sides with us and thinks that we should probably ask him some questions.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
You know, one of those people. Rose seems good with it.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
Maybe in the next house. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
She goes, that little ghost emoji.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
And he said, no, this is real bad.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
In case I get out. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
Except for his wandering around following the guy.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
Not that one. That's way too close to butt, by the way.
Small Town Murder
#576 - Electronic Murder Bread Crumbs - Longmont, Colorado
That's the weirdest. So we do. We sprinkle a little Mexican in this.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
When you are the child whose novelty wore off.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It's made more fucked up when, like, your parents call each other to celebrate and giggle. Yeah, yeah, they're real nice. Yeah. Remember when we got married and made that stupid fuckhead kid?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I never even thought about that.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Your parents call each other to laugh that they used to be married.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
See? We made a human being together, but they think it's hilarious.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
But I think that's certainly detrimental to your fucking development.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It's your weekend to have a reminder that we used to be married.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Would you take James? We're trying to have a happy life.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I was just going to ask you the same thing.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
So we've got two failed marriages now.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It's just how you, you're just projecting how you feel.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That's how you feel, and we get it.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
No, I can't imagine.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
And even saying, I'm from Middlebury, it sounds so lovely.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It doesn't sound like there would be a kid with... All black clothing there and black lipstick.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Just toss it out the window at the exact same spot every day.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Of course she does.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I mean, or any, it's basically the center spot that every fucking city has, too.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
There were just no bands playing, but it was where everybody congregated. You know what I mean?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
There weren't many bands that were playing when I was a kid either.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
No, no, that's what they called him.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I'm there with you.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
All of it, damn it.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That sex is looking for attention, though. Oh, yeah. He is just screaming, look at me.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Fifth grade doing acid?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That'll make cartoons fun.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That'll leave footprints in it, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
This is terrible.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
When does he start mutilating puppies?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Oh, the animal bat.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
What are you, a vampire?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, when your bedroom just smells like rubber, that's no good.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Hey, adults, keep your finger out of my ass.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It's a little disappointing, sure.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
This is the danger in giving your kid an ultimatum.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Well, there's also the, I'm 17, so within at least 11 months, at maximum 11 months, you can't tell me shit anyway.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Certainly an interesting choice.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Perhaps he killed the brain cells that need it.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
He came home crying because they found out.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It's not what they think.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, dum-dums hang out with dum-dums.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
You got to do that.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
And smoking in the house of somebody that doesn't smoke.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That's insane.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah. Smoking in somebody's house.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Thank you. Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I don't know what to tell you. I've never been sitting around being like, you know, all the travel I've done in my life.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I can't wait to get back to Fort Wayne.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Thank you. Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Like, Snatch is supposed to be a movie of, like, it's showing a lot of terrible things, but it's a very funny movie. Well, yeah. There's a lot of people that die.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Have a good one, guys.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Cold blooded shit.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Even Gypsy Rose and her boyfriend got a hotel.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Not in her bed, though. She was in it still.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
And he said, what the fuck?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, you got to wait until tomorrow.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
He's been doing this all day with blood on his face.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Very impressed.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
So they really came a long way.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
And reckless and dumb. Jesus.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I'm a disturbed individual.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Read about it.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
We've been traveling for three months, you guys. Did we go in a circle? I don't know. Let's just stay here.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
So the judge says... They're pretty good at picking up on that shit.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Hypocrisy and lies.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Threw it away.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Can she get social security for that? She can't.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I mean, what do you do at that point?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
She's old. You've got nothing? You can't do anything.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
The shit he said, man, it's crazy.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
God, he's so dumb, but no.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
You brought the gun, man.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Got three for free.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It would have been a return address, too.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I don't have a bank account.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
They wanted 500 bucks for these things.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Probably his, and he said that, okay.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I'll return them.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, that's a great point. Like, if you're a robber, you rob a bank, and then two weeks later you go murder somebody. Is that robbery? Where's the window?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
When does the window stop? That's a great point.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It was the same day.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
If you ate, you were still full, man.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
You don't understand. I want to go home.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I don't like what happened.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
He couldn't take it.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
What happened to him? Was he beaten to death or did he do it himself?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That's just common anyway. Either way, he's dead too.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I was influenced by two bad men. They're dead in prison.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Middle America. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That girl may never have left Indiana, James. She may have never left ever.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That's a fascinating stretch.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
30s, 40s, 50s, and then half of your 60s. That's wild.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, right. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, we've all been clamoring for that history.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
We don't know about the other small towns. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
They couldn't do it.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I'll bet they're not eating by this gig money, that's for sure.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Hey, everybody. Or somebody that just covers the Big Bopper.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, and it's a bunch of names of... Big bopper style. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Best of luck, motherfuckers.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I still remember T-Zones from T-Mobile, the most frustrating shit on the planet. It was like, why even act like this is the internet?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
It's all girls?
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Everything he sees has a tint of pink to it. Everywhere he looks, pink is burned into his fucking retinas.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Yeah, that guy knows the smoky eyelid.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I hate taking care of them.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
You've got 48 hours.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
And even then, the baby stays and mom gets the fuck out.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Well, it's dark.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Well, at least he's not a moil.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
I mean, he's basically a town sitter.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
That's no fun. You don't want the town sitter in your house.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
He tells adults what to do.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
He's always watching them when they're bad. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#568 - Preacher's Daughter & The Soul Stealer - Middlebury, Indiana
Punishes them. Fuck.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
And it's weight loss that... This is weight loss results that last. They stick around because you get yourself into a lifestyle change.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
But for now, he should just be really thrilled that he gets to be an only child.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
If you go at spring break, that's a fucking nightmare.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
It depends, though, if that's your scene, like that kind of murky shit.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
If you're trash and you want to just be trash on an off weekend, that sounds awesome. But if you want to be trash amongst millions of trash, no thank you.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Jesus Christ. You're trying to stay dry? Why are you wearing sneakers?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Why'd you wear your evening gown? What are you doing out here?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I want to die thinking about it.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
He's got to be a military contractor. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I already got to repair a door. You guys come fix whatever else.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
So she's she's trying to run and get out through the garage.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Yeah, this crime scene just got much more severe.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Well, you better hope you don't get caught, because that's good.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I'm going to get real strategic about my pistol.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I know shit that my neighbors do. That's weird.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Now back to the show. We'd still enjoy it if you guys would come in and run a show.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I think the guy is making a bigger threat.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
And if anybody's got a ballistic kit at home, please bring that by the station so we can test this round.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
At minimum, a GSR kit. Please bring them by the station.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Apart from the fact they happen at the exact same time.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
And then this shooting. Her house is robbed. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Sounds to me like somebody's terrorizing them.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Look at how filthy her husband's being with me.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Do you happen to know any dirty friends?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Tony's in Afghanistan and she's fucking the neighbor.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
It's pretty big and it's in the Midwest.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
And if it fucks you up, you can get out of there fast.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I'm sure we'll get there. But did he do this alone, James?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I never want to throw such great dick that it makes somebody want to murder somebody. That's crazy. What is he throwing?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Or is she just making it easier to bang him while he's away? I guess. When the husband comes home... All bets are off. We just don't we don't see each other anymore.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Who's more delusional, him or Aunt Diane's husband?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Yeah, he probably doesn't give a fuck.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Even if he hasn't, he's seen Call of Duty at this point. He knows what's what.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
The same drives me nuts, too, by the way. Heart-wrenching? Isn't it gut-wrenching or heart-breaking?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I think it's gut-wrenching and heart-breaking.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
I mean, he beat a woman with a fucking claw hammer.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
And then you picked him up and helped him cover the pretty anus.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
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Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
He really thinks somebody else did it.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Yeah, because those boys, they may not ever forget their mother because they are bully age. They are going to be reminded of this every year.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Yeah. Quote unquote ain't going to suck themselves.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
These are not good. It's got to be aggravated with the theft. You know what I mean?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Yeah, there is an eyewitness, one for each of them.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
That's a fascinating choice to a murder trial.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Stand behind them. Not in front of them or beside them. Definitely behind them.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Vic must have just run them like crazy and taken so much money from them. Talking about, I can have you beat the case. Don't worry. I just need this much money. We're doing testing. We've got professionals.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Each double life and 20 to run consecutively. Holy shit.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
But at 19, if she nagged you enough to do anything, you wouldn't just do it?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Oh, right, right, because he's from the other marriage. That makes it easier for him, I think.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
He's probably been around for 15 years.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Older, younger than that, probably five, because nine months to carry that fucker.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
And it made that bald fucker look handsome.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
She didn't even snap. She's living the best life.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
That's how big of a deal Carnegie was.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
How do you make such a mistake?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Everybody's got a medium sized dick.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
On the sidewalk and everything.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
You got to put it in your ass and run a 5K.
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Is that the dome that they ride motorcycles inside of?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
Columbia County Fair doesn't get anybody?
Small Town Murder
#558 - Helping Mom With Murder - Grovetown, Georgia
They named me this long before the goddamn show.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
But if it's a small grain operation, not so bad.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Some man born in the 60s. Like, he was a teenager in the 70s, and... Yeah, he's going to have some criminal shit, but that's heavy.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Today he was laid off. We've got work for you.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Search me. I don't have a gun. I don't know what you're talking about.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Wow. It has like a seal on it that says Peacekeeper.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
He lives in the wind on the land. He needs a weapon for nature. He does. The cops don't want him to have one.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
We accidentally made 400 pizzas, James. Please take us home.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
I'd be upset. That's going to take us so long.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
It's very bizarre that there are people named Justin that are old enough to have kids.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
There's a professional football player named Aiden right now, and it drives me nuts every time they say his name. I bet, yeah.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
And he's like one of the best players on the Lions, too. And every time they say his name, I'm like, no, just call him by his last name.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yeah. Doesn't seem like they're doing much out there anyway. So I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Anytime anybody's missing and somebody goes, I was mad at that guy.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yeah, I've already found the Dooley tracks at the gate. So he left.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
We're done out of here, guys. This is my land.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
But just because I'm not wearing a badge don't mean it didn't happen.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yeah, and a farmer's not getting rid of his boots.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Worse, it's like, yeah, it's kind of, I mean, Schwarzenegger would have worn it in fucking- Predator? Yeah. Why do I always want to call him Platoon?
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
It's a swamp suit, essentially. It's like trying to keep yourself hidden, camouflaged.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Oh, he might be just hiding amongst the brush.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
There's a lot of fire. This is wild. A lot of things breaking.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
He's not missing nor a suspect. What the fuck? Can you do that?
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
You're not good camouflage. I can see you. Hey, buddy, what's going on? While I was driving, I saw you.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yeah, and I've already found those truck tracks.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
I can't imagine it's any higher grade beer than Little Caesars kind of beer.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
They're in a homosexual relationship, and I'm hoping that Kurt didn't hurt.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
That's the whole point of it, yeah. That's what Saddlesores are.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yeah, I'm not taking any, especially a winch. That probably saves his life in some situations.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yellowstone is about confidence. It makes sense why they're all mad at each other.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Why does he care if Dylan is the kind of kid that just does whatever he wants? Doesn't he own this shit?
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
I touch everything. That's the thing about me and six-year-olds. I touch everything.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
I give him a lot of foot massages through his shoes.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Why are you here? I escape. I escape and come. And then I move there, and then I'm out of here.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Right, yeah. Unless little Eric left a note in this phone.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yeah, I would too if I had a little bit of cash and no need to do anything. That's awesome.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yeah, it's so recent. There's so much technology.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
He wanted to be an actual farmer. Jesus Christ.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
I assume society is going because I saw a car last week.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Wow. That's got to be a driver's nightmare seeing that address.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Show me this. Oh, boy. It is nothingness. That one's cool.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
The rest of it's just desert. 80 acres for $46,000.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Remember those things in school? Did they ever have those on your playground? They had those on our playground. They were buried, half buried.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
There was a kid that ran into one of those and fucking capped herself. She peeled the top of her fucking head off. Ouch.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Or the cheap school district puts them in the playground.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
You're not going to miss a whole land if you've got six hundred and eighty acres.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
Yeah. Pick a spot, go 15 miles away from it, and then do a circle.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
This guy's just starting. This is a 19-year-old's lifestyle, not a 58-year-old's lifestyle.
Small Town Murder
#574 - Murder Selfies - Lucin, Utah
For me, look, I'll be 44 in a second. A 19-year-old with a... I can't do this for more than two days.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
And the temperature with which to keep it fresh.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Almost lost him. He can't swim and he got in a pond? What a dummy.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
When you don't know how, fucking, don't go impressing friends and shit.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
He's already a farmer. He's going to get better and better at this.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
I know, but it sounds like somebody's going down on Gilbert Grape's mom.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Yeah, because I can see Leonardo DiCaprio calling him Gilbert.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
I remember him saying Gilbert though, saying the B with his top teeth on the bottom lip, not Gilbert. When he was sad, I hated it.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Can you give me a slimmer, abler body mother to take care of my brother so that I can do this shit?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
You almost can't take anything they say and value it and pay it for anything that matters because it's just lunacy.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Oh, boy. They've got to be engorged by now.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
A 14-year-old did this, huh? That's what they assume?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
That's named after a president, yeah? Wasn't there a president of Webster?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Oh, is it? What? What is he doing?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
That's fucked up, man. But why?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
So he killed him because of the grave.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
So then why kill your own wife?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Yeah, because what if he did this like the Beltway killer who just killed all these people just to kill his ex-wife?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
In this particular instance, his actual wife.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
That's a man that is counting on you to set him free so he can get back to work.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Can't prove the others or what?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
He bought everything? Because he's such a good guy.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Oh, he went and brought them to sell them?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
But he returned the shit he borrowed, James.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Certainly hold him on a pedestal.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
We got 20 years of people in line ahead of you, so just go sit down.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
There's 1,900 people here. You're going to know somebody.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
That's too bad is what that is.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
Look, being a cynic and thinking... Beyond it all, I think he was killing her and had to make it look like it was anybody but him. Absolutely. He's going to have that new woman move right in. What the fuck?
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
I'm not going to show up fucking clout and validate us. Please come through.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
And when we're talking farmland, so brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, whatever.
Small Town Murder
#582 - Seven Murders & One Lie - Elkland, Missouri
That's called all shifts covered.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Attractive woman. Yeah. About to be two time divorcee though. Like at 17, you're not scoring that broad.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
There's a lot of hot chicks, man.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
I feel like I got an in. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
She's been fucked by a man. She's not going to want you ever again.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
No, you don't, stupid. Vic, you're so delusional. You don't even see that you've got a really great friend in front of you.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Trying to save you from embarrassment, man.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
That is hilarious. Get whatever's closest. So this goes on.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
You're going to walk in at that time of night and expect a haircut.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Your mom calls and asks for fixes of your hair appointments.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Move this shit. Move the product.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
That's a terrible way to find anybody.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
He has a woman in his life that disappeared, and we don't know where she is.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Could that be Florida and Ohio?
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
You're close. Yeah. Louisiana?
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
James, it could be right down the fucking street.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
That's got to be a mind fuck every day. If you're a brutal, you're married.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
OK, because we can try him for as an adult still. Right.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
She may have been murdered in a barbershop's floor. What?
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
The amount of hairs. It may not have been a pube.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Somebody that is just popping pubes.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
We got no evidence that she's ever had sex with him willingly.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
That's Marianne. There's nobody impersonating Marianne around here.
Small Town Murder
#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
I installed a water heater in my wife's business.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
He's got a point. You don't want to convict the wrong person.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
He left a woman hanging from a hot water heater just a few years before.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Given the choice, I think I'd rather have something I can call the police on, depending on how poisonous that snake is.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Well, they all got strung up.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Recognizing recognizing her voice.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
I know where all that I can catalog on dead women. Nope.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Yeah. I don't know. What does a restaurant of the city sound and look like?
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
This town sucks so bad. People leave and they leave. Nobody knows.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
He really thinks that he's just going to do his time and get out. He's never getting out, right?
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
As a murderer, you can't get out.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
We're going to the 70s, maybe.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
That's the wrong Renaissance Fair, man.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
What's a tricorn hat? I guess it's the corn that has the three different colors in it.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
How do you make that shit a hat?
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
She looks like Christina Applegate.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
He looks like he's probably. He needs a doctor.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
Somebody needs to tell him some things.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
He's got to crawl in somebody's attic tomorrow.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
No, I don't trust my trusses.
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
And if they are, they'll hire somebody, right?
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#580 - Beauty Shop Butcher - Roebuck, South Carolina
They're getting along pretty well.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Yeah, best choice you ever make to clean up his house.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
That's how I grieve too.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
That's how I would definitely grieve my ex-wife.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Can we add my ex to your health insurance?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
While she's getting hot oil massages in the other room.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
That's a free. Oh, wow. That's 40 grand.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Yeah, if you're an old person, with a driveway, that's great.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Don't even be in a relationship, man.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
And he's behind on it.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
And back then, it was probably $15,000. $300 a month, maybe?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Oh, God. If it's $600, his homeowner's insurance is outrageous.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I mean, he's gambling every day.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Dude, I got to pop by and grab my coffee.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
See what the trade-in value of yours is.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
He's crossing state lines to boat shop.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Fannie Mac is looking for him.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Not from the last time you've seen him?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
No, it's staying there.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
That's one way to keep yourself from buying a boat. Just drive a Civic.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
No, that is two ruts in a field.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Right. If somebody on ATV is panicked about a car being weirdly on this quote unquote road, that is not a road.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
My car is kind of a truck and I still wouldn't take it out. No.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Hey, you're rarely dressed like that changing attire.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Very rare that happens.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Wandered around the house and how about that too that – He was so precarious that he could have dropped it any second. Yeah. He needed that poor woman so bad.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Is that a known dangerous job?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I haven't seen my fucking insurance agent in five years.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I showed up to his office, dropped him a check, and he was like, oh, you could have just mailed this. I was like, all right, well, then that's what I'll do next.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
He's leaving the place that makes him money.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
It doesn't road trip at all with a car that's not reliable to go 10 minutes away.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
She works the night shift? I hope so.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Yeah, there's a place called Independence close by.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
They really do love it.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I mean, there's no better way to honor a man that has that video poker addiction than just running a few hands.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Oh, yeah. I've heard of that.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
There's just bodies everywhere, man.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Yeah. That's a loud sleepy time. If anybody snores, this is a nightmare.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
That's probably not just one overdraft. That's several. And that's how it compounds and compiles.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
At some point, you probably just give up and say, fuck it.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I don't know. You're only four months behind on your mortgage. Maybe start scraping. Sell some shit. Get it together.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
We got to start some ATM business. They are so lucrative. They're crushing it.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Oh, so she's too far from it.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Talk about 400 grand that she's going to get out of this.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Yeah, that only cost 40 grand today.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Right. Of this much money that literally doesn't need anywhere near this much money.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Yeah. You know what I mean? Very lucrative business.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't think about that. I was thinking air can just come through the rubber.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
He had no more blood in him?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Not great air. I mean, it's swampy. It's not a good place.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Very common pistol, too. Yeah, yeah. Fucking mass-produced. Jesus.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Watch my kid. I had surgery on my eyes. I can't watch anything.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Don't go to Minnesota, fuckers. You're going to be blown away.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Well, now it's got a bad battery, too.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
The whole town of New Orleans feels like it probably has more to do.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Put some fucking underwear on.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Or maybe when, when he was hit those two times and he fell down, maybe the other grabbed the gun and said, I'm a better shot. Yeah.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
So we got cell towers and assumptions that they're lying.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Let's disparage that great state.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Let's disparage Louisiana.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I guess you have to? I don't know.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
What do they do about this?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
It's a mausoleum, so that's in a drawer, right?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I didn't hear about either of those. Two of those.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
How do you call yourself Louisiana's playground when the actual one got obliterated 20 years ago? We still talk about it.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I haven't heard of yours yet.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
It was a busy year. It was a busy year.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
You can't have a hurricane named after a strain of disease and expect us to hear it.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
I need a B-dubs anything.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Oh, so they've got words attached to that. Okay.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Oh. Squinty and prickly. I think those are backwards.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Is it prickly cruel or cruel prickly?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
That's the most bitch ass nickname I've ever heard.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
You hold the bag, I'll stomp it in. Let's go.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
He has a Cabela's punch card.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
This guy has, like... You got a Bass Pro he owns? Shit.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
If your last name is Little, you can't hyphenate it.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Damn near rhymes for Christ's sake.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Really? Don't get in his way. Destroys your Hot Wheels.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
We make a lot of mistakes.
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Keep who on her medical insurance?
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#578 - Video Poker Playboy Murder - Lake Charles, Louisiana
Who gives a fuck about his health?
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
I don't know why she had to throw the prettiest part in there. What the fuck, man?
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Or like a specialized. Yeah, just a minute.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
That's in homeroom freshman year. That's where that shit's at.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
That's trying to get fucked up and like the taste. She's the original girl looking for Zima.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
We're using the practice tackler as the front line because we don't have enough people.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Just encouraging them to participate. That's easy because we need. Yeah, you have to.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
My mom would have loved at least one of those calls.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
He did great. Give him a fucking award then, for Christ's sake. Maybe he'll continue it.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
What do you want? Well, they're not. They're overt. You're wearing panties right now, actively. Right now. We were dummies that put them on the spot way harder.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Get out of there. Get the hell out of there.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
So I come here and get yelled at by adults who think they're better than everyone. And then I go back to my room where I shit where he shits. I'm out. I'm not doing that. And he. And her.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Also, she just broke up with a long-term boyfriend that clearly never had sex with her. So you got zero chance. No sex.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
You don't want to go car rides with the prosecutor. No.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
They usually reserve that for a judge to tell him what he can and cannot yell at you about.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
It just took her to say, stop it. And he goes, fine.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
A lot of people leave around springtime, around summer.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Yeah. She screamed for the last 10 miles to turn around.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
And he said he – You cut a woman's face. There's no turning back because you –
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
She's not going to just go back to school and be like, nothing happened.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
That's the first time this guy did... I mean, obviously, he's not good at it. He's covered in blood, but he's capable of this. That's terrible.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Someone is capable of that in town, but he is arrested and we're still going to lock him because we're still not. Now we know it exists.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Yeah, and want to stare at mountains.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
If it's not the fucking Knight Rider Pontiac.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Was that a Firebird? It was a Firebird, wasn't it? Or was it a Camaro?
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
If it wasn't that, then it wasn't computerized, Fred.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
If it's not Kit, then get the fuck out of that car.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
The only way they're not going to.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Just get that wily horse from the Wyoming flag and get it to do some fucking brodies over his face.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Just throw dynamite into the fire.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
They open the ledger and it's dusty.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
The clerk's ribbon on her stenographer is all dried out.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
She presses the shorthand keys over and over again to get one.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
She's got a raging heroin addiction, and she smokes cigarette after cigarette after cigarette.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
I had a room right next to her. She haunted me. You're in so much trouble, man.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
That's awesome. Both relatives, right back to back, are like, dude, you're in so much trouble. She's going to be pissed.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
And the judge, we're not going to kill him. That's as lenient as it gets.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
This story would fuck up the L.A. County parole board. Yes. This is going to be real bad in Wyoming.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
That's as speedy as the Constitution offers.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
That's probably the nicest thing in the medium security.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
I mean, there's a slur that they created just by mispronouncing. Yeah.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Not even a Walmart. Nothing is open past 11.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
There's only so many days you can do it.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
I wonder if there's something with that.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Yeah, but Bear. Oh, Berry? Her name's Bear Bryant.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
But they're all mountain towns of that area.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Those instruments, all of them are crazy.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
She's just doing the most high school of everybody.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
She actually has a high school career, man.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
She's the most professional high schooler I've ever heard of.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
That bell rings. I want off campus immediately.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
As everybody's watching the clock count down, I want to be gone already.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
Idiots. I want to smell like cigarettes before then.
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#584 - Killer Homecoming King - Powell, Wyoming
I'd be impressed that they found two that can do it.