Dale Eisinger
Appearances
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You don't follow back. No follow back.
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Didn't follow me back. Did you follow me, Dale?
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Your network is your net worth, Andrew. Instagram is the new LinkedIn.
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I know, but I try to change it and then everyone's like, who is this?
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Fair enough. What's your Instagram handle? It's so stupid. I hate it. I fucking hate it, dude. I don't love it.
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I've tried to change it and everyone's like, I mean, maybe I'll just try again. I don't know. It's embarrassing.
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“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
I haven't had a V8 in a long time.
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“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
It makes sense.
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“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
Take some takes.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
That's kind of you. I've been working on my abs because of my body dysmorphia.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
We're back to muscle tees.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
I was going to until you said that. Now I'm like, well, we can't both be wearing muscle tees, but I'll give it to Kareem.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
I have no clue.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
That's my real name, though.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
I was there too.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
I was right there watching the whole thing. And then she was at the show we played at Baby's.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
It's okay. We all have body dysmorphia. We talked about it in the episode.
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"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
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"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
We mansplained.
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"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
This is the kind of white man we need. I know this man.
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"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
Thank you.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
You have a company in Delaware?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Wow.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
They're disgusting. Shoes are disgusting.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
They literally step everywhere. All the filth of not only of New York City, of New York City.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Yeah.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Yeah, what are you afraid of? Why are you afraid of taking your shoes off? You have socks on, don't you?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Clean socks, what's the problem?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
alright Nick I'm gonna disagree why is that?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Was that considered gay?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
I don't have one on me right now.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Does Canada have nuclear weapons?
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“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden
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