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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

E572 Pickle Chili

2034.451

You know, sometimes you land on hard times, man, and you're just trying to get, you know, food to eat and a place to sleep or whatever. And I'm like, you know, I got a five-gallon bucket of pickles, and I'm stealing bananas from the 7-Eleven, man. I'm going in there, and I'm pocketing these fucking bananas from the 7-Eleven.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

E572 Pickle Chili

2059.272

How long can I last is what I'm thinking. I was just like, Could I last two months on a five-gallon bucket of pickles and stealing bananas from 7-Eleven? Because I'm eating bananas and pickles. That's all I'm fucking eating. That's all I got to eat, man. That's all I got to live upon. Live upon, man!

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

E572 Pickle Chili

2122.422

You know, the world is a cruel place. The world is a cruel fucking place, man. And I realize that, man, when you're eating pickles and bananas just to survive.