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Crook County

4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution

1478.607

Bill Curtis with Chicago's number one news, Channel 2, the 10 o'clock news. In Chicago, the connection between organized crime and prostitution was the target of government sting. More from Ned Potter.

Crook County

4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution

303.459

Coming from Paramount Pictures. He's very good, yeah. He's the best. Hey man, he's great. He's the king out there. John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

1159.833

Chris Dunn of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

1343.334

That's a win. Congratulations.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

1375.303

She had been performing even before that, doing experimental theater in downtown New York and on tour in Europe. Peter asked her about the effect of that formative experience.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

1919.107

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host. At the Studebaker Theater and the Fine Arts Building in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

1946.26

When I was a young man, it wasn't a good night out unless I had already started the next one.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

27.54

From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm the guy who had to permanently retire from the wet T-shirt contest in Daytona Beach so somebody else could win. Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater in the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

537.278

Andy Hill of Boston, Massachusetts. All right.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

66.161

While we elbow aside a bunch of Florida State sophomores so we can be first in line for frozen margaritas, here's a conversation with Eric Idle of Monty Python.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

696.001

Bill, how did Eric Idle do in our quiz? Well, he woke up on the better side of life because he got all right. Congratulations, Eric.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

820.998

From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater in the Fine Arts Building in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

853.267

Damn, now where am I supposed to score my uppers?

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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!

869.508

Last June, we went to Philadelphia to interview a man who had grown up just a few blocks from where we were talking to him. and had become one of the most famous jazz bassists in the world.

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

1185.198

How about these meters?

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

1211.415

Brennan Schmidt of Concord, New Hampshire.

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

1388.835

She broke the tape and won all three races. Oh.

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

1778.022

Martin Gardner of Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

1944.664

Bill, how did Nate Berkus do on our quiz? It was almost perfect, but you still got two out of three, which means you're a winner!

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

2839.692

Shane Brown of Portland, Oregon.

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

3098.546

You know, he's a winner, and you're going to leave a winner. Absolutely. You're not afraid.

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

474.172

Teresa Durkin of Kansas City, Missouri. Thank you.

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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap

682.416

Oh, you know, she got two right. I forget the third. Yeah. But that's a winner in our game.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

1641.943

B.T.H. meet B.T.S.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

1663.555

Written the trinites of Round Rock, Texas.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

1852.749

Brian, you did great. You got them all right. You're a winner.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

197.963

It's our biggest non-sporting event of the year, and we expect the betting to really pick up. as we head toward the Conclave.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

1976.667

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with Nagin Farsad, Luke Burbank, and Brian Babylon. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Karen Big Dog. Thank you, Bill. Thank you.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2298.817

To my brain, a sweet signal you send. It's a pizza and late night talks blend. It's that wonderful sense of letting me vent. Thank you for being a... Friend?

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2314.085

That's correct.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2358.576

If your car is nearby, maybe you should check her. He's a mirror and shiny car hood wrecker. Lots of damage occurred from this hard-headed bird. Now our town lives in fear of a

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2408.52

Viral infections are dumb, but the thought of a shot leaves me numb. They don't yet have slurpees for flu or for herpes. I will chew on this germ killing.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2493.411

She did wonderfully. Three in a row, Celine. Good going.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2592.665

McGeehan and Brian each have two, and Luke is skyrocketing at four.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2600.117

That's what that bluff will do for you.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2602.678

I know.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2699.555

Five right, ten more points. Total of 12 puts her in the lead. Six.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

28.84

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, except no substitute. But by all means, except Peter Sagal's substitute, here at the Studebaker Theatre at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, it's Karen Chee.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2809.048

For the first time in 10 years, I'm honored to say that Brian got every single one. Oh! 16 more points, total of 18.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2831.063

Seven to tie and eight to win.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

2935.333

Six right, 12 more points, total of 16. It was close, but not a win. Brian is the champion! Yay!

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

3035.437

And if any of that happens, we'll ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

3058.622

Karen Chee!

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

341.487

Please and thank you.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

513.113

I really don't care about plant-based.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

603.088

Oh.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

606.329

Kevin rocked with three in a row. He won.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

836.869

NPR and WBEZ Chicago. This is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Luke Burbank, Brian Babylon, and Nagin Farsad. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Karen Chee.

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WWDTM: Brian Tyree Henry

905.309

Childhood fears come true.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

1633.128

Kara Young of Houston, Texas. All right, you ready to play?

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

1839.4

But I believe it's two out of three.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

188.51

Hope for the best.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

1976.104

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Tom Papa, Hari Kondabolu, and Dulce Sloan. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

2362.268

A big blimp with what seems like a metal skin. And it soars, so I guess I'll be stepping in. Sure, planes are all right, but I'll book my next flight on that old-fashioned airship, the... I don't know. I don't either.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

2462.694

All right, here is your next limerick. When bath time is long and monsoony, our skin tends to get quite cartoony. Though fingers will shrivel, the imprint stays civil. It's steady each time they get... Bruny.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

2507.233

My taste buds are not being fickle. They love a dill, garlic, salt tickle. Sweet and sour is fine, but now add some brine. This lemonade's great with a... Pickle!

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

2589.522

I'm gonna drink myself to death if it kills me.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

2660.093

Hardy and Tom each have three.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

2754.482

Five rights, 10 more points, total of 12. Puts her in the lead, right? All right. Very well done.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

28.43

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm the original, big, beautiful Bill. Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

2836.319

Bill, how did Harry do in our quiz? Six right, 12 more points. Total of 15 puts him in the lead. All right. How many, then, does Tom Papa need to win? Six to tie and seven to win, Tom.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

2934.732

Well, Tom got close. Five right, ten more points. Total of 13 means he's in second place. And guess who is the winner today? Harry!

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

3023.791

Well, if any of that happens, panel, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

491.216

I have not written and will not be writing a book called Nightshade Market.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

594.684

Bill, how did Olivia do in our quiz? She's from Chicago, so she got them all right. Olivia.

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WWDTM: Ego Nwodim

840.763

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Tom Papa, Dulce Sloan, and Hari Kondabolu. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thanks, everybody.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

1560.114

Terry Brincotter of Orlando, Florida.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

1748.099

Bill, how did Mo Wagner do on our quiz? Mo, two out of three is a win. Yes, it is.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

1801.587

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I am Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Alonzo, Bowdoin, Paula Poundstone, and Eugene Cordero. And here again is your host at Dr. Philip Seder for the Performing Arts in Orlando, Florida, Peter Sagan. Thank you.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2153.277

There's not much we old penguins require. A nice pool and a good fish supplier. Old age has a perk. We are done with our work. In this part of the zoo, we... Retire.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2170.291

There you go.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2206.318

Here is your next limit. Sometimes towers of food can be fraught slugs. Fancy foods overwhelm and are thought bugs. But nothing's more fun than some wieners and buns. So we're serving a tower of... Ah, gloves. How we're alone.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2231.749

Sometimes towers of food can be fraught slugs. Fancy foods overwhelm and our thought bugs. But nothing's more fun than some wieners and buns. So we're serving a tower of... I'm dying here.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2323.414

At the gym, all my muscles are aching. So this new buzzy workout I'm taking. All day, I just vibrate, and then I rehydrate. I'll get really fit by just... I am bombing so hard.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2428.329

Alonso and Paula each have three. Eugene has two.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2532.768

Pretty good. Six right, 12 more points. Total of 14. Puts him in the lead.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2625.491

Six right, 12 more points. His 15 puts him in the lead.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2636.658

Six to tie, Paula.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2708.153

She got four right, 11 more points, but not enough to catch Alonzo. There we go. Thank you, Florida. Congratulations. Thank you.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2800.645

If any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

2828.084

This is NPR.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

4.966

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and today, I'm your Florida man. And here's your host at the Walt Disney Theater at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts in Orlando, Florida, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

415.39

Research questions and make a list of topics beforehand.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

522.329

Bill, how did Kim do in our quiz? What a score. Three in a row. You won. Congratulations, Kim.

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WWDTM: Moe Wagner

736.536

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Eugene Cordero, and Alonzo Bowden. And here again is your host, Dr. Philip Center for the Performing Arts in Orlando, Florida. Thank you.

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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!

1051.058

What about that downtown funk?

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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!

1082.291

Brad Martin of Seattle, Washington. It's a 206. I have to represent.

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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!

1256.066

Well, he's a winner. Two out of three. Mark, congratulations. We'll give you another Emmy for this.

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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!

319.085

Nora Wing of Ithaca, New York. All right.

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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!

523.345

Yay! Now you did good. Amazing.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

1690.714

Jeff Spray of Anderson, South Carolina.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

1908.97

Two out of three means you're a winner here.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

20.58

From NPR and WBZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Forget your silver bells, I'm your silver fox. Bill Curtis, and here's your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

2038.919

from NPR and WBEZ Chicago. This is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Roy Blount Jr., Hari Kondabolu, and Dulce Sloan. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

2419.501

Brushing Fido's a bit of a slog. But as pet owner, I go whole hog. First, I taught him to sit. Now I use him to knit. I spun yarn with the hair from my... Dog.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

2512.113

Here is your next limerick. Hot men aren't hard-edged or feudal. And rodent dudes pack your caboodle. A modern cute gent, eh? He's barely al dente. He is skinny and limp like a...

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

2597.039

From this tallow, my skin gets relief. But the internet's giving me grief. The fat from a cow makes a wrinkle-free brow. So I'm rubbing my face with some... Beef?

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

2644.81

Bill, how did Becky do in our quiz? She is a champion. Becky, good job.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

2744.568

Dulce and Roy each have two, and Hari has three.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

2858.739

Yeah. Bill, how did Dulce do in our quiz? Dulce got seven right for 14 more points, a total of 16. Dulce has the lead.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

2954.569

Three right, six more points, total of eight for Roy. All right.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

3047.521

He got three right, six more points, nine is the total, but guess who won? Dulce! Dulce!

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

3127.366

Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it right here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

572.817

Bill, how did Melanie do in our quiz? She deserves a win, so we're going to call her a winner. Good job.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

581.244

Thank you.

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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

901.633

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is, wait, wait, don't tell me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Hari Kondabolu, Dulce Sloan, and Roy Blunt Jr. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sago. Thank you, everybody.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

14.658

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Sink your teeth into me, North Carolina. I'm your hot and saucy Bill McHugh. Yeah! I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at DPAC in Durham, North Carolina, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

1539.248

Stop your ranting and go to sleep.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

1564.308

Jolene Dugas of Durham, North Carolina. All right.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

1751.657

No ranting about this. He won it all. Three in a row.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

1807.841

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with Adam Burke, Alonzo Bowden, and Dulce Sloan. And here again is your host at DPAC in Durham, North Carolina, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

187.901

It's like Goliath versus Goliath.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2168.672

I am.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2171.252

I used to crave foods that the swine adore, but now I eat kale with a primal roar. With Diplodocus feasts, my gut health has increased. Now I chomp on raw greens like a... Or?

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2249.96

Cords and sockets make night rest real sweet, though I'm still not quite clear on the deets. Night terrors I'm shedding by grounding my bedding. I sleep when I plug in my... Sheets? Sheets, yes. Yes, indeed.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2326.901

When AI learns to translate, we all win. Under sea clicks and whistles, we'll call in. A bottlenose swimmer will be this round's winner. The limericks won by a... Dolphin.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2418.873

Alice will be swimming with the dolphins. Two out of three. Right is a win.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2465.25

Adam has one, Alonzo has two, Dulce has four.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2569.252

He's way out in front. Six right, 12 more points, total of 13 in the league.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2659.301

Bill, how did Alonzo do in our quiz? Well, he's making it a very close race. Five rights, ten more points, but his 12 is one short of Adam.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2746.177

Well, she got four right, eight more points, 12. That means she's one behind the Irishman who wins. Wow. Adam Burke, here you go.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2841.866

And if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

2864.544

This is NPR.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

494.915

It's like summer camp, except with a really fancy bed and premium craft cocktails.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

598.712

Bill, how did Tim do in our quiz? He gave us a great start. 3-0. Well done, Tim! Okay, thanks, Peter. Bye-bye.

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WWDTM: Lewis Black

744.521

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Alonzo Bowden, Adam Burke, and Dulce Sloan. And here again is your host... at DPAC in Durham, North Carolina. Peter Sago.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

1288.897

In April, we all traveled to Detroit to speak to Michigan's governor, Gretchen Whitmer, who had just published a book with a title inspired by her nickname, Big Gretch.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

1662.686

Jeff Kruger of Livonia, Michigan.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

1831.541

Thank you. And wait, wait, don't stop. We'll give it up for your governor, ladies and gentlemen.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

1866.092

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in the Fine Arts Building in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

1894.803

That's it. I'm going to find a way to relax even if it kills me.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

1908.379

We went to Richmond, Virginia in February to celebrate what the city was most famous for, the legendary shock rock band, GWAR. Thank you.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

2386.362

But we, of course, focused in on her most important formative experience, being coached at T-Ball by none other than Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

2698.612

Maureen Tarr of Natick, Massachusetts. There you are. All right, ready to play?

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

28.786

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Invite me to your Memorial Day picnic. I'll eat your deviled eggs no matter how long they've been out in the sun. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theatre and the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thanks, everybody.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

2845.878

Bill, how did Kara Jackson do in our quiz? Two out of three, Kara. You are the poet laureate who won the game. Congratulations. Congratulations.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

530.869

bill who is josh playing for larry anderson of denver colorado all right here we go

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

700.18

Bill, how did Josh Gad do in our quiz? Well, how can you get a bigger winner? Congratulations, Josh.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

815.615

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. Here's your host at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

83.303

First up, actor Josh Gad, the voice of Olaf, the snowman in Frozen, among many other roles. He joined us in January to talk about his new memoir.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

842.719

All I know is my heart chakra is outperforming the Tao.

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WWDTM: GWAR, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Gad, Kara Jackson, and Amber Maykut

853.062

One of the more interesting was in February with Amber Maycutt. She's known in the media by an unusual title, which Peter asked her about when she joined us.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

110.96

Hi, Cameron.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

1581.932

Michelle Musara of Cleveland, Ohio. All right. Woo-hoo!

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

1749.216

Mamma mia, two out of three is a win. Congratulations.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

1801.772

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Peter Gross, Emmy Blotnick, and Fortune Feimster. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. In just a minute...

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2178.883

My new ride is sealed tight as a jar. I've got keys, but I can't get too far. New tech is a scandal. I can't budge the handle. I cannot get into my... Car.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2239.168

All right, here's your next limerick. At our club, we make sure that this show rocks. We ban faces that register no shocks. Once you wrinkle and crack, we'll invite you all back. But don't come if your face has head.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2264.233

Good man.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2317.342

All right, here's your last limerick. In big boxes, they pick up the slack. They're called peanuts and help people pack. Dissolved, they look spreadable. Yet, they're not edible. Stop munching them like they're a snack.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2417.892

Emmy has three. Fortune and Peter each have four. Okay.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2520.131

Seven right, 14 more points. Total of 17, hard to beat. All right.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2616.326

Yeah.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2620.948

Fortune's a player. Five right, ten more points. Fourteen is her total, but she trails Emmy.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2726.091

Well, he got five right, ten more points, 14, which is a tie with fortune. But Emmy is our winner. Yeah.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2813.173

Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

2837.578

This is NPR.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

460.866

Kylie McNogue came to the palace to perform the locomotion, and it is music for dancing.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

5.27

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I've got a juicy dump truck voice. I'm Bill Curtis. And here's your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

573.981

Bill, how did Cameron do in our quiz? Cameron from Bath, Maine did very well, 3-0. Congratulations. Good job, Cameron.

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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried

738.749

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with Emmy Blotnick, Peter Gross, and Fortune Feimster. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Right now, it is time.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

1731.597

Kurt Gallagher of Suffern, New York. All right.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

2043.396

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Joyelle Nicole Johnson, and Mo Rocca. And here again is your host at Carnegie Hall in New York City, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

22.441

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Anybody here reindeer? Because I'm about to slay. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at Carnegie Hall in New York City, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you. Thank you, everybody.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

2422.718

Waking early to sweat is no fun, so I don't want to be your plus one. The weddings I choose feature live bands and booze, not a nuptial day five-mile long.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

2499.382

When we plants get too thirsty and dry, we make sounds that are piercing and high. We let out a wail, and the moths all set sail. And they don't lay their eggs when we... Cry.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

2582.474

Preppy parents are not being cruel. We think Kingsley and Forrest are cool. Those names sound real neat. They shout social elite like they go to an Ivy League party.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

2632.488

How did Erin do? Well, you've got to give it to her. All three. Way to go.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

2826.72

Bill, how did Paula do in our quiz? Six right. 12 more points. Her total to 14. Puts her in the lead.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

3061.805

Well, she and Mo did enough to tie.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

3137.547

Well, if any of that happens, panel, we're going to ask you about it right here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

348.952

For some, love might be blind, but for me, it's not.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

443.055

A fake Chanel handbag, a Super Mario bodysuit, two fake IDs, and a Kanye West teddy bear.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

554.681

Megan pitched us three pitches. And she won. Congratulations, Megan. There we go, Megan.

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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

905.799

From NPR, WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Mo Rocca, and Joelle Nicole Johnson. Ew! And here again is your host, Carnegie Hall and New York City beater, Segal.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1055.428

Boys collecting the accoutrement of the Edwardian era. Pipes and smoking jackets. Your last new collection comes from Peter Close.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

108.895

That's a great neighborhood. What do you do there?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1129.033

Somewhere out there, somebody is excited. Somebody's excited about a new collectible. Was it from Shane O'Neill, the kids in a small Japanese town who were all collecting and trading the cards depicting the

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1147.079

middle-aged and older men in their town, with all their stats in the back, I presume, from Rachel Koster, a town in Long Island where a bunch of boys are all really into smoking jackets, or from Peter Gross, a town in Ohio where everybody's collecting those wax rinds from little Baby Bell cheeses. Which of these is the story of a new collectible we read about in the news?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

116.02

A luxury fitness company? Ooh. I'm just imagining what the culture in the office must be like. Does everyone wear spandex all the time? And do you have meetings while people are, like, on their exercise bikes? Oh, absolutely. Right. Do you ever just want to come in wearing baggy pants and just sit there and eat yodels?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1179.931

So you can see yourself as a 12-year-old just like going, Mom, I just need more of that baby bell, throwing away the cheese, keeping the wax. Well, to bring you the real story, we spoke to a reporter covering it.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1198.089

That was Andrew Corblay of the Good News Network talking about the collectible old man cards in the town in Japan. So even though Peter's idea was delicious and tempting, to me as well, sadly he was lying to you, and Shane was telling the truth. So sadly you didn't win, but you earned a point for Peter. The right to go out and have some Babybel whenever you want.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1225.167

Thank you. Well, thanks for playing. Take care. Bye-bye. And now the game we call Not My Job.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1236.308

Austin Goolsbee was chair of Barack Obama's Council of Economic Advisors, and then he became a professor at the University of Chicago, and in 2022 became the president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago, which we assume means he's in charge of finally winning the war with the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1254.218

We thought it'd be a great time to hear from somebody who can tell us what the hell is going on. So Austin Goolsbee, welcome back to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1263.575

Great to be with you again. So I guess I'll just start with this. How was your week?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1271.802

It was. A little bit. A little bit.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1291.723

So as I said, you were named to be president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. What does that mean exactly?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1338.447

So I understand that there are 12 Federal Reserve Banks And some of them, some of you presidents get to be in that open markets committee. And that's like this weird arcane thing where you meet and everybody stands outside like you're naming a new pope.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1364.853

And then what always happens is the head of the Federal Reserve comes out and he announces that if you're going to raise or lower or leave interest rates alone.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

139.602

Okay. Well, it's great to have you with us, Jen. Let me introduce you to our panel this week. First up, he's a reporter for the Washington Post where he writes the fabulous Style Memo newsletter. It's Shane O'Neill. Well, hello, Jen. How are you?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1397.243

Do you guys get into, like, rivalries? Like, you know, you sort of try to... Oh, yeah.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1401.524

Try to... Give me an example of how you would talk trash with the head of the Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1459.419

Oh, man, Austin's going on about the pumpkins again.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1490.752

We did, in fact, want to talk to you about what's going on. You may remember that when you joined us back in 2018, we asked you if you could explain what tariffs were and how they worked. And you gave us this wonderful metaphor of using a tariff to fix your economy is like using an explosive to clear a clogged drain. And that you may get good results.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1510.75

Exactly. It was amazing. And so if your Aunt Trina's lasagna was sufficient to explain the relatively low tariffs that President Trump was putting in place then, what would be adequate to explain what he's doing now?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1558.479

But now, I mean, instead of, I'm guessing, and maybe you can't speak about it because of your position now, but I'm guessing, like, instead of Antrina's lasagna being stuck in the pipes, now it's Antrina. He's down there. Nothing else is going down.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

158.427

Hi. Next, you know her from her TikTok show, Boy Room. It's Rachel Koster.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1624.431

We're Austin Goolsbee, it's always so great to talk to you. You make economics far less dreary, but we have invited you.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1634.935

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. It's your enthusiasm that does it for us. But we have invited you here to play a game we're calling... Goolsbee, Goolsbee Shoppin'. We're thinking about your name, Austin Goolsbee, and we wondered, Goolsbee, Goolsbee what? Shopping, of course. Goolsbee Shopping. And where would Goolsbee shop in? Spirit Halloween, of course.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1660.159

We're going to ask you three questions about the nationwide chain of pop-up costume stories. You'll win a prize. One of our listeners, the voice of anyone they may choose for their voicemail bill, who is... Chicago Federal Reserve President Austin Goolsbee playing for.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

168.102

And an actor and writer who can be seen in the show Two Square on Thursday, April 24th at the UCB Theater in New York. It's Peter Gross. Hi. Hi, Peter. So, Jen, welcome to the show. You're, of course, going to play Who's Bill? This time, we start the show with Bill Curtis performing for you. Three quotations from this week's news.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1685.816

All right, here's your first question. Spirit Halloween actually pays to license their costumes based on movies and TV, but others don't, such as Walmart, who sold, obviously, a Wednesday Addams costume, but they called it what? A, evil midweek cutie. B, Tuesday Eve's. Or C, goth nine-year-old?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1719.7

It is. It is. Of course.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1721.622

Of course.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1726.465

Very well done, yeah. All right, here's your next question. Although their main focus is the three months, of course, around Halloween, Spirit Halloween, as a company, has tried to expand its brand with which of these? A, Spirit Halloween the movie, B, Spirit Halloween fresh home meal kits, or C, Spirit Halloween the water park?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1756.969

Yes, you're in the movie. It's about three teenagers who get locked in a Spirit Halloween store on Halloween and ghostly hijinks ensue. It was released on streaming in 2022. All right, our last question, this evening would be perfect. Spirit Halloween, of course, most famous for their sexy whatever costumes, you know. Which of these is a real sexy Halloween costume? A, sexy Mr. Peanut.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1785.359

B, sexy Walter White from Breaking Bad, or C, sexy pizza rat?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1798.65

It is, but they're all real. All of them. You can be any one of those you like. Bill, how did Austin Goolsby do on our quiz?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1817.321

Congratulations again. I think you're two for two on our show. And after you appeared earlier on our show, you became president of the Federal Reserve. So I can only imagine what glories await you now, sir.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1833.335

Austin Goolsbee was one of Salon.com's 15 sexiest men of 2010. He's also the president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. Austin Goolsbee, thank you so much for coming back and joining us. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Take care. Thank you. In just a minute, we will reveal where Bill Curtis got his latest tattoo. It's our Listener Limerick Challenge game.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

185.673

Your job, of course, correctly identify or explain just two of them. Do that, you will win our prize. Any voice from our show, you might choose for your voicemail. Ready to go?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1862.083

Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to join us in the air. We'll be back in a minute with more of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me from NPR.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1907.671

It's the game where if you lose, everybody backstage makes fun of you. It's the listener limerick challenge. If you'd like to play, even now, give us a call at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Right now, panel, some more questions for you from the week's news. Peter, a super fan of the rapper Young Thug recently showed off his new tattoo online, which covers his entire back.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1930.53

It's a picture of three galloping horses under the Young Thug lyric, horses don't stop, they keep going. There's just one problem with the tattoo. What? It's either a misspelling or they're not horses. Well, you're right. They're not horses in the lyric. The actual lyric in the Young Thug rap is, hustlers don't stop. They keep going. And so the guy got the tattoo.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

194.197

Let's do it. Here we go. Your first quote is from a financial specialist giving his careful analysis of the economy this week. This is bonkers. Everything went bonkers this week after President Trump couldn't seem to make up his mind about what? The tariffs. The tariffs. That's right.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1955.716

God knows how much time and money went into it and pain. And he posted a picture and it drew dozens of comments from other Young Thug fans. And they're all saying, what do you mean? And they were all like, what do you mean? He's not saying horses? Everybody thought he was saying horses. Did he have to weigh in? When he's saying hustlers. Yeah, he did weigh in. This is true.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

1974.943

Young Thug himself weighed in. And this is what he said. He made a promise to enunciate better.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2003.073

He can retroactively validate the tattoo. I love it. This does make me feel better about my tattoo, which says, dance like no one's horses.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2024.613

Shane, a mountain village in Italy has started to draw tourists and even new residents after deciding to, like, lead with the fact that their town is absolutely overrun with what? Dandruff. No. No.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2046.707

Well, we always knew they crap in the woods. Now they can just crap on Main Street. Bears! Bears! Yes, bears. If you've ever enjoyed gorgeous scenery in a rustic village but said, I wish it were more terrifying, we know where you should plan your next vacation. You should visit Paterano Sulgizio, which translates to, Mamma Mia, look behind you.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2066.354

For years, people have been afraid of the bears around there, but now they're embracing it. Goodbye, bear traps. Hello, tourist traps.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2087.15

They're up in the Apennine Mountains, up in the north of the country, near the Alps. What the town did is they bear-proofed it so the bears can't get into the garbage cans and stuff. And this new ecological focus is like a bear reserve has increased tourism tenfold. It's a big turnaround for a town that was home to 5,000 people back in 1920, but now has a permanent population of just 390. Oh, wait.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2108.164

Wait a minute. Now it's $3.89 and a half.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2120.332

This is great long-range planning. This year, you're the town with all the bears. Ten years from now, you'll be the town with the best ghost tours.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

215.359

This week, the president continued his economic strategy of chaos and capriciousness with short breaks for insider trading. The markets cratered, recovered, and then they cratered again. The Dow Jones went in directions we didn't know it could. It went up, it went down, it went left, then it went directly at you.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2164.895

Coming up, it's lightning fill in the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can see us most weeks here at the Studio Baker Theater in Chicago or on the road. We'll be in Portland, Maine, June 26th and 27th, and at Tanglewood in Western Massachusetts on August 28th.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2184.726

Tickets and info are at nprpresents.org. Hi, everyone. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Hi, this is Lori Riccio from Providence, Rhode Island. Hey, Lori Riccio from Providence. Hi, Peter. I love Providence. It's an Italian town going way back. Are you like one of those long-term Providence Italian families?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2213.416

Westerly Rhode Island and Providence are four miles apart. You could walk from one to the other.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2225.02

Well, welcome to the show, Lori. Bill Curtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you'll be a winner. You ready to play? Yep. Here is your first limerick.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2255.766

Oh, I can't, I don't know. Big striped cats might be a bit of a clue.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2264.034

When officials came to seize a Nevada man's unauthorized big cat collection, the man claimed that all seven of his tigers were service animals. He was arrested. The tigers were taken to an animal sanctuary, which is kind of a shame because I would have loved first to see him try to get on a plane with seven tigers, each of them wearing an enormous, don't pet me, I'm working vest.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2296.587

This is true.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2298.029

He claimed that his seven grown tigers helped him with his PTSD, which I assume stands for Petting Tiger Stress Disorder. LAUGHTER

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

235.611

The tariffs so far have been terrible for financial traders, consumers, farmers, basically everybody except people who make graphs. Great era for graphs. Were you guys freaking out all week?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2353.465

Tramp stamps!

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2358.868

Tramp stamps are the lower back tattoos that in the 90s were associated with promiscuity and in the 2000s were associated with laser removal. But now, according to some of the nation's top tattoo artists, lower back tattoos are making a comeback. Of course, tattoo artists have always loved tramp stamps because it's so hard for you to see whether they made a mistake.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2379.807

Obviously, things are different with the younger generation. For one thing, nowadays, they don't always have to be a butterfly. And these tattoos don't have to be slutty. My tramp stamp says, true love waits.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2402.314

Are they getting scary skull tramps?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2444.396

Exactly right. According to new research, running a marathon can deplete the part of your brain in charge of motor skills and emotional regulation for up to two months after the race. But hey, you get a medal. So basically, during the race, as your body depletes its stored energy, it starts eating your brain fats after it's gotten rid of your pasta fats. Come on, body.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2474.104

My love handles are right there.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2512.017

Now it's time for our final game, lightning fill in the blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as they can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2527.516

It is. So that means Shane. It feels good to win. So that means, Shane, you are in second place, right? So the clock will start when I begin your first question. Fill in the blank. On Tuesday, the Supreme Court said that the White House had no obligation to rehire workers who were laid off by blank. Donald Trump? Or Doge? Doge, yeah.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

254.381

I understand.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2544.947

On Tuesday, the acting commissioner of the blank announced plans to leave the agency. I mean, name all of them. I don't know.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2552.149

This week, it was the IRS. As part of a prisoner exchange, ballet dancer Ksenia Karolina was released from detention in blank. Russia. Right. On Thursday, the lineup for this year's blank film festival was announced.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2562.278

Yep. This week, police escorted a woman off her flight after she refused to blank. Share her Diet Coke. So close. Pay for the Pringles, she ordered. On Tuesday, Mattel announced that LeBron James would become the first male athlete to become a blank doll. A Ken doll. Right. On Thursday, comedy institution Blank announced a British spinoff. Oh, SML.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2579.692

Yes, this week a man in Montreal whose car was parked legally still got a ticket because the city blanked overnight. Froze. No, turned the parking space into a bus stop.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2589.56

What?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2591.021

Cruise, he parked, perfectly legal space, then Cruise came out, converted that street parking into a bus stop overnight, and minutes after completing the job, they gave the man a ticket for being parked at a bus stop. Even worse, even worse, they converted his car into a bus, and now there's a guy in his backseat FaceTiming without headphones on. I don't know.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

260.045

You keep your retirement account in like a half-filled-out frequent customer card for Starbucks. That's your investment.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2612.234

I don't feel bad about the tariffs anymore.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2625.16

So, arbitrarily, why don't I pick Rachel to go next?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2628.704

You're very welcome. I don't know why you're thanking me, but here we go. Rachel, you're up next. Fill in the blank. On Thursday, the House passed the GOP's blank plan.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2642.526

Fishing plan. No, their budget plan. This week, federal judges temporarily halted the deportation of several men from blank.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2656.413

Right, NCAA. While speaking to a panel in California, Secretary of Education Linda McMahon repeatedly referred to AI as blank. Good. No, she referred to it as A1. Good. Saucy. On Tuesday, a list of the world's best airports were released and blank of them were located in the U.S. Most. No, none.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2676.445

This week, a rugby game in France was delayed after the person who was supposed to parachute into the match holding the game ball blanked. I got scared. No, got stuck on the stadium roof. The man was gliding down gracefully when the parachute got caught in the ceiling of the stadium overhang, leaving him dangling in front of thousands of fans... Holding the ball, they needed to start the game.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

268.59

Reports say that Trump decided to reverse himself on the tariffs after he saw people on Fox News saying the tariffs were really bad for the markets. He gets all his ideas from TV. That's why he insisted Don Jr. and Eric get separate bedrooms after he watched The White Lotus.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2702.031

Oh, no. They're like, just drop it.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2707.515

Oh, I did bad. Well, let's find out, Bill, how did Rachel do in our quiz? One right.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2725.376

So how many then does Peter Gross need to win this thing? Five to win. All right, here we go. Peter, this is for the game. In a reversal to his typical stance, Blank urged people to get the measles vaccine this week. Oh, RFK Jr. On Tuesday, a federal judge said the administration's decision to limit the AP's access to Trump violated the Blank. The First Amendment. Yeah, the Constitution.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2746.412

This week, rescue workers are still searching for survivors after a nightclub's roof collapsed in blank. Oh, a Dominican problem. Exactly right. On Wednesday, it was ruled that Newsmax had defamed Dominion voting systems when they said the blank was rigged.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2760.7

Right. After ending a career of over 20 years, it was revealed that a judge in Brazil's real name was José de Reis and not blank like he had always claimed. Um... Maria de Reis. No, it was not Edward Albert Lancelot Dodd Canterbury Caterham Wickfield. According to a new study, heavy blanking increases risk of cognitive decline. It can't be heavy petting. No. Heavy drinking. Heavy drinking.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2789.061

This week, a plumber in Indiana who wasn't paid after unclogging the pipes at a local restaurant blanked. Clogged the pipes intentionally. He did. He went back and re-clogged the pipes. It was an ingenious way to get paid, and it worked. But it made for the weirdest job listing of all time. Wanted you and all your hairiest friends to come shower in a restaurant's sink.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2818.306

He wins. Congratulations. Yay. Well done.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2823.632

Well, in just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to predict, now that we have the dire wolf, what will science bring back next? But first, let me tell you that Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me is a production of NPR and WBEZ Chicago in association with Urgent Aircraft Productions, Doug Berman, Benevolent Overlord, Philip Koticka, Reza Limerick, Our public address announcer is Paul Friedman.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2840.552

Our tour manager is Shana Donald. Thanks to the staff and crew at the Studebaker Theatre. BJ Lederman composed our theme. Our program is produced by Jennifer Mills, Miles Norboss, and Lillian King. Special thanks to Blythe Robertson and Monica Hickey. Peter Gwynn is our emotional support producer. Emma Choi is our vibe curator. Our jolly good fellow is Hannah Anderson.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2858.275

Technical direction is from Lorna White. Our CFO is Colin Miller. Our production manager is Robert Newhouse. Our senior producer is Ian Chilock. And the executive producer of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me is Michael Danforth. Now, panel, what will science bring back next? Shane O'Neill. The extremely frivolous wolf. Rachel Koster. Your hairline.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

2900.739

Thank you, Bill Curtis. Thanks also to Shane O'Neill, Rachel Koster, and Peter Gross. Thanks to our fabulous audience here at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago, Illinois, and all of you for listening wherever you may be. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week from Durham, North Carolina. This is NPR.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

314.843

Good for him. The tariffs remain, prices will go up, and many Americans are stockpiling certain goods already. Among them, this is all true, European brands of cat food, seaweed. Ew!

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

350.009

Frisky. Sheba.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

352.33

Mittens will tell you what. A lot. All right, Jen. Your next quote is from a scientist in the news this week.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

365.515

He was responding to the announcement that geneticists have brought back a long extinct type of what?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

372.958

Yes, the dire wolf is back. If you've never seen a dire wolf, just picture a wolf, but it's much bigger and never should have been brought back from extinction. They claim, they claim to have brought this extinct prehistoric animal, the dire wolf, back from extinction. It's news that has many Americans asking, can we shoot it? Right.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

406.758

Here's the funny thing. Many animals went extinct around 12,000 years ago, which is when the dire wolf apparently went extinct, because we humans ate them, which is not the case with the dire wolf. What happened with the dire wolf, so many other predators went extinct because we ate their food.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

422.944

Basically, the last major mass extinction happened because of some human being going, are you going to finish that?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

433.932

Exactly. You have to say, well, why did they choose a dire wolf when there are really cool animals they could bring back, like the 12-foot-tall giant sloth or the huge carnivorous, and these are very real, terror birds.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

448.698

Scientists are cowards. I know, but they brought back the dire wolf because of Game of Thrones, which featured dire wolves rather prominently, made them famous. Guys, that show also had dragons in it. What are we thinking?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

470.934

The one buff guy? I mean, I'm not sure, but I do not believe Jason Momoa is extinct yet.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

479.283

Okay. All right, Jen. Your last quote is from the New York Post. They're not looking for love. They're looking to file. The Post was writing about a new survey that suggests one in three singles have used a dating app to find someone to help them do what? Someone to file an accountant? Yes! They're looking for someone to help with their taxes on the dating apps.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

508.277

Young people are flocking to the apps seeking not love, but the opposite of love, an accountant. And if you happen to be an accountant or tax expert and your hinge date just showed up with a shoebox full of receipts, she may not want you for your body. Ooh, you look so taxi.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

51.941

Thank you, Bill. Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much. We have such a useful show for you today because we are going to be talking to an absolute rock star of the economics world, Austin Goolsbee. Now, he last appeared on our show to explain tariffs back in 2018 and compared them at the time to unclogging your kitchen sink with an explosive.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

552.283

This information, the survey was from the dating app Hilly, which asked more than 2,000 users if they would look for a date who could help with their taxes. A third of them said yes. Also, another third, I guess not the same third, said they find people who do their own taxes sexier. than people who hire an accountant, right? It's a little bit of a contradiction.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

571.306

So if you're on a date this weekend, the right thing to say is, well, I do my own taxes, of course, and I'd be happy to do yours, but you're too beautiful to need that.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

594.929

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I know that bad boys have always had an appeal to women. But you're telling me that a bad boy is someone who does his own taxes and might not have all the receipts?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

606.145

Yes.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

617.531

I'm listening.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

649.294

Right now, panel, it's time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Shane, a new study should be encouraging to all the single folks out there. Well, being married, we all know, does enhance your happiness and well-being. It turns out you can get the same boost from what? Sherbert.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

670.397

I'm guessing you do, Sherbert.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

683.068

Yes, exactly right.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

688.274

Researchers in Britain just found that the psychological benefit of owning a dog or cat is basically the same as what you get from marriage. And of course, pets would be way better than marriage if you didn't have to pick up your dog's poop. Or, I guess, if you did have to pick up your husband's.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

725.941

Coming up, it's a collectible Bluff the Listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT-TO-PLAY. We'll be back in a minute with more of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me from NPR. Hey, it's Peter Sagal with a quick plug for a recent bonus episode. A former contestant fesses up to cheating. I got scared. I got nervous about looking foolish on national radio. So we gave him a Bluff the Listener do-over.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

75.558

Now, I don't know enough to tell you if that was accurate, but immediately after that, he was put in charge of the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. So, we are going to wait for him to come on with an appropriate metaphor for this situation. But in the meantime, we want to hear from you. The number to call is 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Let's welcome our first listener contestant.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

752.933

I had no real idea. Wow. Really? To hear it, sign up for NPR+. You get other perks, too, like sponsor-free listening and discounts at the NPR shop. Just head over to plus.npr.org.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

837.223

Thank you, Bill. Thank you. Thank you so much. Right now it is time for the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Bluff, the listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to play our game on the air or check out the pinned post on our Instagram page at WaitWaitNPR. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Hi, this is Rachel from Maple Grove, Minnesota. Maple Grove, that's a suburb of the Twin Cities, right?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

858.887

Yeah, and what do you do there?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

864.112

HR technology. Yeah, it's like...

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

872.286

I see. So it's like, it's the best part of human resources because you're not dealing with any humans.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

879.657

You just get to do the resources. So that's the best part. I get it. Okay. You work in R. Well, welcome to the show, Rachel. You're going to play the game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction. Bill, what is Rachel's topic? Collect them all. Who doesn't love a collection? Star Wars figurines, stamps, the still beating hearts of those you've vanquished.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

900.611

Our panelists are going to tell you about a new collectible out there, one we hadn't heard of before. Pick the one who's telling the truth and you'll win our prize, the voice of your choice on your voicemail. Ready to play?

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

910.82

Okay, first let's hear from Shane O'Neill.

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WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

98.705

Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Austan Goolsbee

984.327

The kids in a town in Japan... are collecting trading cards with the middle-aged men of the town on them. Your next collectible chronicle comes from Rachel Koster.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

1686.02

Larry Anderson of Denver, Colorado. All right. Here we go.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

1853.726

Bill, how did Josh Gad do in our quiz? Well, how can you get a bigger winner? Congratulations, Josh.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

1969.377

from NPR and WBEZ Chicago. This is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Josh Gondelman, Rachel Koster, and Nagin Farsad. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

21.414

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. My voice is so smooth you think it just got Botox. I'm Bill Curtis. And here is your host at the Studebaker Theatre of the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thanks, everybody. Thank you.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2335.138

Since the 70s, I have much flair. No barber put me in their chair. It has been 50 years since I've faced any shears. Now I celebrate 10-foot-long...

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2409.931

Here is your next limerick. Though they seem like a pine-flavored treat, leave your Christmas trees out in the street. If you value your life, put away fork and knife, because your tree is too toxic to eat.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2461.508

You've punned full circle.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2465.671

When my texting tool rings, I just bawl. So I'll go to this big lecture hall. There, I'll conquer my fear. Hold it up to my ear. I take classes in making a... All?

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2588.596

Bill, how did David do in our quiz? David's now the king of beret. He won them all, three in a row. Congratulations. Yay. This is the greatest day of my life.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2690.682

Nagin and Rachel each have two. Josh has three.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2764.744

Five right, ten more points. Subtle to 12 puts you in the lead. All right.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2855.113

Very good for a rookie. Four right, eight more points. The total of ten is still trailing by two. All right.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

2948.53

Bill, did Josh do well enough to win? Well, he got five right, ten more points. You put all his points together, he has 13, which is a win.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

3044.384

Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Josh Gad

307.045

All right, here is your next quote. A number of license plates were coated with some kind of translucent goo.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

454.047

After this job is over, I am off to Bolivia to photograph an endangered tree lizard.

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WWDTM: Josh Gad

609.449

Two right, one freebie. She's a winner. Congratulations, Caroline. Thank you so much.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Josh Gad

848.831

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Rachel Koster, Josh Gondelman, and Nagin Farsad. And here again is your host, at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

1720.528

Lauren got two out of three, and that is a win, Lauren.

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WWDTM: Lauren Graham

1727.153

And I have to say...

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WWDTM: Lauren Graham

1777.739

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Roy Blunt Jr., Faith Saley, and Shantira Jackson. And here again is your host at the Stu DeMaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois. Thank you. Peter Stego.

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WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2102.486

Half uneaten. Don't throw that away. Leave it out. It stays firm and okay. Consumers will clamor for our new banana. Unpeeled. It can last a whole year.

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WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2195.609

My survival tale's totally truth-based. Food was minty with hints of vermouth taste. Since I'm not a noob, I consumed the whole tube. When I drank melted snow and ate...

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2278.824

Once my tummy was bloated and so hurt. Now I'm hot and can go out with no shirt. Thanks to coconut cultures, my body's sculpture, and I've paid 40 bucks for the...

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WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2339.335

Bill, how did Mariah do in our quiz? Perfect. Score, three straight. There you are. Well done, Mariah. Thank you so much.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2369.634

Shantira and Faith each have two. Roy has four.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2484.144

Five right, ten more points, total of 12. She's in the lead. All right, well done.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2578.431

Bill, how did Shantira do in our quiz? Four right, eight more points, total of ten. Faith still leads.

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WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2587.813

Four to tie, five to win.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2681.951

Bill, did Roy do well enough to win? We bow down in Roy's presence. Seven right, 14 more points, 18 total.

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WWDTM: Lauren Graham

2779.066

Oh, and if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Lauren Graham

4.451

From NPR at WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I've got the voice of an angel and the body of a hot angel. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, the Roy Peter Sago.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

574.738

Bill, how did Rebecca do in our quiz? Well, there was a young lady from Nantucket. Oh, my goodness. But she did great.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

585.912

Bye-bye, Rebecca. Thank you.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Lauren Graham

706.653

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Faith Seeley, Shantira Jackson, and Roy Blunt Jr. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

1619.174

Irene Chan of San Francisco, California. All right. All right, Irene.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

1864.958

What, you looking for the stupid guy here?

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

1903.004

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with Josh Gondelman, Nagin Farsad, and Tig Notaro. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

195.599

It's such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says, a bag with different things in it.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

2280.407

Thank you.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

2504.622

Thank you.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

28.908

From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Sailors, beware. Resist the overwhelming urge to follow my gorgeous voice. Stay away from me, sailors. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago. Hello, my Peter Sagal.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

2999.121

, , , , , ,, the P P P P P P P P P,實,實, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , agres a

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WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

599.344

She got them all right. Well done. Thank you.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown

801.65

From NPR at WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Nagin Farsad, Josh Gundelman, and Tig Notaro. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1074.179

Where were you on that one, Peter?

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1088.937

No. No. Thank goodness. You're safe from robot replacement right now. For the moment. All right.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1230.427

That's why Kramer looked different in season seven. I know, yeah.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1293.542

Well, they both may not have won the Nobel Prize, but they certainly both won this contest. Thank you so much.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1368.785

Where did you get that name?

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1625.814

Heather Clark of Austin, Texas. Yeah. All right. Hometown, man. Hometown.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1688.386

It's an underrated song.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

169.886

Well, you know, that makes sense. That makes sense, though, that you're like a penis dipping in boiling water.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1848.157

From NPR at WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in the Fine Arts Building in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sago.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1878.262

Are you going to feature something as delightful as going to Pittsburgh to talk to that city's most beloved native son, Super Bowl winning coach Bill Cowher? I think not.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1929.81

Yeah, I mean, so, so, you know, I said when I came back here was if I can just make three years, I can go back to my 20th high school class reunion as a head coach, my hometown team. And ironically enough, that third year we lost in the championship game to the San Diego Chargers.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1951.111

And we had the reunion, and it was on a boat on the side, the Gateway Clipper, and I just thought, okay, my wife says, you know, we're not going back there. She goes, we're not going back there because you're going to sit there and just be with all your buddies. And I go, no, no, no, we'll just stop there and we'll say hi. Right. Right.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1969.551

So we got on the boat and we started talking, and then the boat took off. So just to set the scene. This was like a three-hour cruise. I'm like, oh, man. You are stuck in a boat with your high school classmates. And my wife was getting madder and madder as the night's going on.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1988.024

And then the guys were getting drunker and drunker and telling me all the things I did wrong in the San Diego Charter Band.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

1995.109

Oh, you think you're too good for us to get us tickets. So everyone wanted tickets. Like, oh, now you can't talk to us anymore. So I got off the boat. My wife wasn't talking to me and made half the people there mad. And it was just kind of to put the tipping on that year because we lost the championship game to a team we should have beat. So it was kind of like that was kind of my career. Yeah.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2027.636

I know what they're about. Oh, yeah, they're the worst.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2043.589

Right. And so is there a secret to that? Yes. Just ask me a question. I know what I want to say, and your question is irrelevant. Right. All right. We'll try it. We'll try it. I'm going to ask you. Because I want to control the narrative.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

207.48

Certainly.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2071.768

You know, one of the greatest things about New York City is the diversity. One of the greatest things about living in Pittsburgh is the upbringing. And when you combine the two of them, you recognize that your core values that you've learned came from the city of Pittsburgh.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2085.514

But yet it was able to allow you to sit there and go to this great city of diversity in New York City with multitudes of people, but it's that grounding that you had in Pittsburgh

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2113.598

No, but you asked me one more question, I'm going to open up your head. Yeah!

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

212.646

I did think it was going to be me. I said, this is awkward.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2155.896

Josh Smith of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2270.751

I'd say C. Yeah, that's right.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2367.976

Bill, how did Coach Gower do in our quiz? It's what the Chargers score should have been. Three right for a win!

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2414.215

She told us that after decades of being a working actor, becoming a huge star on Broadway was a little disorienting.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2625.881

We are so delighted to talk to you, and we have asked you here to play a game we're calling... Hey, Goldsberry, let's look for some buried gold.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

2654.348

Brian Holland of Southampton, Pennsylvania.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

28.581

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm the old acquaintance that won't ever be forgot. Bill Curtis. And here's your host at the Studebaker Theater in the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thanks, everybody. Thank you.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

313.302

And in Wisconsin, your dairy is exceptional qualifies as dirty talk. Of course it is.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

350.882

Heather Rayne of Racine, Wisconsin. Good job.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

630.537

Oh my God.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

65.636

And when that doesn't work, I call up my friends Jack Daniels and Jack Ambien.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

786.977

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater and the Fine Arts Building in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

814.286

Try to beat this. For example, 2025. I bet you won't be sending us a Nobel Prize winner as fun as economist Claudia Golden, who appeared with us last March.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

832.673

Now, Peter, how did you... I don't know that there's a statute of limitations on congratulations on your Nobel Prize.

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WWDTM: Happy New Year Edition!

90.795

Peter started by asking about her experience as a contestant on the show.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

147.439

Howdy, sir. Howdy. Hi.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

1969.997

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with Peter Gross, Hari Kondabolu, and Joyelle Nicole Johnson. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

2296.98

Sparkling wine will relieve my crammed brain, and my heart will relax its damned strain. My pulse feels no trouble while I sip these bubbles. My doctor says, drink more... Wine?

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

2370.606

When I go to the beach or the chip shop, with gross toenails, I can't make the quips stop. But lazy day fashion is my greatest passion. I spent 600 bucks on some... Flip-flops.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

2453.398

All right. Here is your last limerick. As he sits by the aisle, he's not shedding. And his bark, you won't need to be dreading. There won't be any doo-doo when you exchange I do's. I'll be watching your dog at your... Wedding.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

25.831

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm the voice so peanut buttery it comes in chunky and smooth. I'm Bill Curtis. And here's your host at the Studebaker Theatre at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

2629.322

Joyelle and Hari each have three. Peter has two.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

2739.85

Bill, how did Peter do in our quiz? Very well. Six right, 12 more points. 14 is his total. All right.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

2834.757

There you are. You didn't even need it. You didn't even need it.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

2945.418

How dare you? Well, we've got to read them anyway. Three right, six more points. Nine means Joyelle is the champ. Well done. Oh, perfect.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

3045.996

Hey, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

448.763

All right, here, Chris, is your last quote. It's the only block of time that's deep focus time.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

571.704

Bill, how did Chris do in our quiz? His answer on number three was so much better than ours. Let's declare him a winner with three and O. There you are.

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WWDTM: Natasha Rothwell

825.151

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is, wait, wait, don't tell me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with Hari Kondabolu, Peter Gross, and Joyelle Nicole Judson. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Segal. Thank you so much, Bill. Thank you.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

1769.775

Two out of three gives you bragging rights for your panel. Congratulations, Roy. You won. Yay.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

1796.44

Thanks, Roy.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

1823.868

From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Tom Bodette, Helen Hong, and Paula Poundstone. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

185.28

Let's do it. Here is your first quote. List five things you did last week.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2195.92

Cheating men can make first dates feel bitter. I'll make sure that he's ready to quit her. Because my bright shiny flakes help point out his mistake. When I hug him, he covered in... Bander? Dander? No.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2219.784

Cheating men can make first dates feel bitter. I'll make sure that he's ready to quit her. Does my bright shiny flakes help point out his mistake? When I hug him, he's covered in... Glitter.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2275.614

Yeah, exactly. All right, here is your next limerick. Trending fashion serves more than hot looks. We think literacy's a strong hook. But no, there's no need to turn pages and read. We take pictures of models with... Books.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2325.777

All right, here's your last limerick. A podiatrist I'd love to meet, or my gimmick is hard to repeat. My toe's immense pain is the Internet's gain as I drop heavy things on my... Is it feet?

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2408.24

Yeah, I Bill, how did Corbin do on our quiz? Perfect score at 3-0, Kansas strong. Well done.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2455.941

Paula has two. Tom and Helen each have three.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2563.973

Bill, how did Paula do in our quiz? She got six more points. 12 right gives her a total of 14. Doing well. Here we go.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2657.954

Bill, how did Helen do in our quiz? Five right, ten more points. Total of 13 is just one less than Paula.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2751.957

Bill, did Tom do well enough to win? Well, he got five right. Ten more points, but his total of 13 is one short of Paula. Paula, there you go.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

28.527

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm back, bitches. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

2845.454

Well, depending on how that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

540.99

The name is Bond, and he did very well. Three in a row. Congratulations, Adam. Well done. Cheers.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

69.195

I can't reveal much, but let's just say this Brazilian butt lift didn't happen on its own.

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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.

757.449

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Helen Hong, Tom Beaudet, and Paula Poundstone. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.