Bill Curtis
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Jeff Spray of Anderson, South Carolina.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Two out of three means you're a winner here.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
From NPR and WBZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Forget your silver bells, I'm your silver fox. Bill Curtis, and here's your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
from NPR and WBEZ Chicago. This is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Roy Blount Jr., Hari Kondabolu, and Dulce Sloan. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Brushing Fido's a bit of a slog. But as pet owner, I go whole hog. First, I taught him to sit. Now I use him to knit. I spun yarn with the hair from my... Dog.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Here is your next limerick. Hot men aren't hard-edged or feudal. And rodent dudes pack your caboodle. A modern cute gent, eh? He's barely al dente. He is skinny and limp like a...
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From this tallow, my skin gets relief. But the internet's giving me grief. The fat from a cow makes a wrinkle-free brow. So I'm rubbing my face with some... Beef?
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Bill, how did Becky do in our quiz? She is a champion. Becky, good job.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Dulce and Roy each have two, and Hari has three.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Yeah. Bill, how did Dulce do in our quiz? Dulce got seven right for 14 more points, a total of 16. Dulce has the lead.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Three right, six more points, total of eight for Roy. All right.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
He got three right, six more points, nine is the total, but guess who won? Dulce! Dulce!
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it right here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Bill, how did Melanie do in our quiz? She deserves a win, so we're going to call her a winner. Good job.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is, wait, wait, don't tell me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Hari Kondabolu, Dulce Sloan, and Roy Blunt Jr. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sago. Thank you, everybody.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Kurt Gallagher of Suffern, New York. All right.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Joyelle Nicole Johnson, and Mo Rocca. And here again is your host at Carnegie Hall in New York City, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Anybody here reindeer? Because I'm about to slay. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at Carnegie Hall in New York City, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
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Waking early to sweat is no fun, so I don't want to be your plus one. The weddings I choose feature live bands and booze, not a nuptial day five-mile long.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
When we plants get too thirsty and dry, we make sounds that are piercing and high. We let out a wail, and the moths all set sail. And they don't lay their eggs when we... Cry.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Preppy parents are not being cruel. We think Kingsley and Forrest are cool. Those names sound real neat. They shout social elite like they go to an Ivy League party.
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How did Erin do? Well, you've got to give it to her. All three. Way to go.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Bill, how did Paula do in our quiz? Six right. 12 more points. Her total to 14. Puts her in the lead.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Well, she and Mo did enough to tie.
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Well, if any of that happens, panel, we're going to ask you about it right here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
For some, love might be blind, but for me, it's not.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
A fake Chanel handbag, a Super Mario bodysuit, two fake IDs, and a Kanye West teddy bear.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Megan pitched us three pitches. And she won. Congratulations, Megan. There we go, Megan.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
From NPR, WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Mo Rocca, and Joelle Nicole Johnson. Ew! And here again is your host, Carnegie Hall and New York City beater, Segal.