Bill Curtis
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Crook County
4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution
Bill Curtis with Chicago's number one news, Channel 2, the 10 o'clock news. In Chicago, the connection between organized crime and prostitution was the target of government sting. More from Ned Potter.
Crook County
4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution
Coming from Paramount Pictures. He's very good, yeah. He's the best. Hey man, he's great. He's the king out there. John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
Chris Dunn of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
That's a win. Congratulations.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
She had been performing even before that, doing experimental theater in downtown New York and on tour in Europe. Peter asked her about the effect of that formative experience.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host. At the Studebaker Theater and the Fine Arts Building in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
When I was a young man, it wasn't a good night out unless I had already started the next one.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm the guy who had to permanently retire from the wet T-shirt contest in Daytona Beach so somebody else could win. Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater in the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
Andy Hill of Boston, Massachusetts. All right.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
While we elbow aside a bunch of Florida State sophomores so we can be first in line for frozen margaritas, here's a conversation with Eric Idle of Monty Python.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
Bill, how did Eric Idle do in our quiz? Well, he woke up on the better side of life because he got all right. Congratulations, Eric.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater in the Fine Arts Building in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
Damn, now where am I supposed to score my uppers?
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
Last June, we went to Philadelphia to interview a man who had grown up just a few blocks from where we were talking to him. and had become one of the most famous jazz bassists in the world.
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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap
Brennan Schmidt of Concord, New Hampshire.
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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap
She broke the tape and won all three races. Oh.
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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap
Martin Gardner of Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap
Bill, how did Nate Berkus do on our quiz? It was almost perfect, but you still got two out of three, which means you're a winner!
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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap
You know, he's a winner, and you're going to leave a winner. Absolutely. You're not afraid.
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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap
Teresa Durkin of Kansas City, Missouri. Thank you.
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WWDTM: One Last Gift to Unwrap
Oh, you know, she got two right. I forget the third. Yeah. But that's a winner in our game.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Bill, how did Mo Wagner do on our quiz? Mo, two out of three is a win. Yes, it is.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I am Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Alonzo, Bowdoin, Paula Poundstone, and Eugene Cordero. And here again is your host at Dr. Philip Seder for the Performing Arts in Orlando, Florida, Peter Sagan. Thank you.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
There's not much we old penguins require. A nice pool and a good fish supplier. Old age has a perk. We are done with our work. In this part of the zoo, we... Retire.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Here is your next limit. Sometimes towers of food can be fraught slugs. Fancy foods overwhelm and are thought bugs. But nothing's more fun than some wieners and buns. So we're serving a tower of... Ah, gloves. How we're alone.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Sometimes towers of food can be fraught slugs. Fancy foods overwhelm and our thought bugs. But nothing's more fun than some wieners and buns. So we're serving a tower of... I'm dying here.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
At the gym, all my muscles are aching. So this new buzzy workout I'm taking. All day, I just vibrate, and then I rehydrate. I'll get really fit by just... I am bombing so hard.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Pretty good. Six right, 12 more points. Total of 14. Puts him in the lead.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Six right, 12 more points. His 15 puts him in the lead.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
She got four right, 11 more points, but not enough to catch Alonzo. There we go. Thank you, Florida. Congratulations. Thank you.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
If any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and today, I'm your Florida man. And here's your host at the Walt Disney Theater at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts in Orlando, Florida, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Research questions and make a list of topics beforehand.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Bill, how did Kim do in our quiz? What a score. Three in a row. You won. Congratulations, Kim.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Eugene Cordero, and Alonzo Bowden. And here again is your host, Dr. Philip Center for the Performing Arts in Orlando, Florida. Thank you.
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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!
What about that downtown funk?
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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!
Brad Martin of Seattle, Washington. It's a 206. I have to represent.
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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!
Well, he's a winner. Two out of three. Mark, congratulations. We'll give you another Emmy for this.
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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!
Nora Wing of Ithaca, New York. All right.
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WWDTM: Billy Porter, Mark Ronson, Tara Dower, and more!
Yay! Now you did good. Amazing.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Jeff Spray of Anderson, South Carolina.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Two out of three means you're a winner here.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
From NPR and WBZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Forget your silver bells, I'm your silver fox. Bill Curtis, and here's your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
from NPR and WBEZ Chicago. This is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Roy Blount Jr., Hari Kondabolu, and Dulce Sloan. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Brushing Fido's a bit of a slog. But as pet owner, I go whole hog. First, I taught him to sit. Now I use him to knit. I spun yarn with the hair from my... Dog.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Here is your next limerick. Hot men aren't hard-edged or feudal. And rodent dudes pack your caboodle. A modern cute gent, eh? He's barely al dente. He is skinny and limp like a...
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
From this tallow, my skin gets relief. But the internet's giving me grief. The fat from a cow makes a wrinkle-free brow. So I'm rubbing my face with some... Beef?
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Bill, how did Becky do in our quiz? She is a champion. Becky, good job.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Dulce and Roy each have two, and Hari has three.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Yeah. Bill, how did Dulce do in our quiz? Dulce got seven right for 14 more points, a total of 16. Dulce has the lead.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Three right, six more points, total of eight for Roy. All right.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
He got three right, six more points, nine is the total, but guess who won? Dulce! Dulce!
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it right here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
Bill, how did Melanie do in our quiz? She deserves a win, so we're going to call her a winner. Good job.
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WWDTM: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is, wait, wait, don't tell me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Hari Kondabolu, Dulce Sloan, and Roy Blunt Jr. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sago. Thank you, everybody.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Michelle Musara of Cleveland, Ohio. All right. Woo-hoo!
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Mamma mia, two out of three is a win. Congratulations.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Peter Gross, Emmy Blotnick, and Fortune Feimster. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. In just a minute...
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
My new ride is sealed tight as a jar. I've got keys, but I can't get too far. New tech is a scandal. I can't budge the handle. I cannot get into my... Car.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
All right, here's your next limerick. At our club, we make sure that this show rocks. We ban faces that register no shocks. Once you wrinkle and crack, we'll invite you all back. But don't come if your face has head.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
All right, here's your last limerick. In big boxes, they pick up the slack. They're called peanuts and help people pack. Dissolved, they look spreadable. Yet, they're not edible. Stop munching them like they're a snack.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Emmy has three. Fortune and Peter each have four. Okay.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Seven right, 14 more points. Total of 17, hard to beat. All right.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Fortune's a player. Five right, ten more points. Fourteen is her total, but she trails Emmy.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Well, he got five right, ten more points, 14, which is a tie with fortune. But Emmy is our winner. Yeah.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Kylie McNogue came to the palace to perform the locomotion, and it is music for dancing.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I've got a juicy dump truck voice. I'm Bill Curtis. And here's your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
Bill, how did Cameron do in our quiz? Cameron from Bath, Maine did very well, 3-0. Congratulations. Good job, Cameron.
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WWDTM: Amanda Seyfried
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with Emmy Blotnick, Peter Gross, and Fortune Feimster. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Right now, it is time.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Kurt Gallagher of Suffern, New York. All right.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Joyelle Nicole Johnson, and Mo Rocca. And here again is your host at Carnegie Hall in New York City, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Anybody here reindeer? Because I'm about to slay. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at Carnegie Hall in New York City, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Waking early to sweat is no fun, so I don't want to be your plus one. The weddings I choose feature live bands and booze, not a nuptial day five-mile long.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
When we plants get too thirsty and dry, we make sounds that are piercing and high. We let out a wail, and the moths all set sail. And they don't lay their eggs when we... Cry.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Preppy parents are not being cruel. We think Kingsley and Forrest are cool. Those names sound real neat. They shout social elite like they go to an Ivy League party.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
How did Erin do? Well, you've got to give it to her. All three. Way to go.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Bill, how did Paula do in our quiz? Six right. 12 more points. Her total to 14. Puts her in the lead.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Well, she and Mo did enough to tie.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Well, if any of that happens, panel, we're going to ask you about it right here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
For some, love might be blind, but for me, it's not.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
A fake Chanel handbag, a Super Mario bodysuit, two fake IDs, and a Kanye West teddy bear.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Megan pitched us three pitches. And she won. Congratulations, Megan. There we go, Megan.
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WWDTM: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
From NPR, WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Mo Rocca, and Joelle Nicole Johnson. Ew! And here again is your host, Carnegie Hall and New York City beater, Segal.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Larry Anderson of Denver, Colorado. All right. Here we go.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Bill, how did Josh Gad do in our quiz? Well, how can you get a bigger winner? Congratulations, Josh.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
from NPR and WBEZ Chicago. This is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Josh Gondelman, Rachel Koster, and Nagin Farsad. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. My voice is so smooth you think it just got Botox. I'm Bill Curtis. And here is your host at the Studebaker Theatre of the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thanks, everybody. Thank you.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Since the 70s, I have much flair. No barber put me in their chair. It has been 50 years since I've faced any shears. Now I celebrate 10-foot-long...
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Here is your next limerick. Though they seem like a pine-flavored treat, leave your Christmas trees out in the street. If you value your life, put away fork and knife, because your tree is too toxic to eat.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
When my texting tool rings, I just bawl. So I'll go to this big lecture hall. There, I'll conquer my fear. Hold it up to my ear. I take classes in making a... All?
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Bill, how did David do in our quiz? David's now the king of beret. He won them all, three in a row. Congratulations. Yay. This is the greatest day of my life.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Five right, ten more points. Subtle to 12 puts you in the lead. All right.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Very good for a rookie. Four right, eight more points. The total of ten is still trailing by two. All right.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Bill, did Josh do well enough to win? Well, he got five right, ten more points. You put all his points together, he has 13, which is a win.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
All right, here is your next quote. A number of license plates were coated with some kind of translucent goo.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
After this job is over, I am off to Bolivia to photograph an endangered tree lizard.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
Two right, one freebie. She's a winner. Congratulations, Caroline. Thank you so much.
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WWDTM: Josh Gad
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Rachel Koster, Josh Gondelman, and Nagin Farsad. And here again is your host, at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Lauren got two out of three, and that is a win, Lauren.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Roy Blunt Jr., Faith Saley, and Shantira Jackson. And here again is your host at the Stu DeMaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois. Thank you. Peter Stego.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Half uneaten. Don't throw that away. Leave it out. It stays firm and okay. Consumers will clamor for our new banana. Unpeeled. It can last a whole year.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
My survival tale's totally truth-based. Food was minty with hints of vermouth taste. Since I'm not a noob, I consumed the whole tube. When I drank melted snow and ate...
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Once my tummy was bloated and so hurt. Now I'm hot and can go out with no shirt. Thanks to coconut cultures, my body's sculpture, and I've paid 40 bucks for the...
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Bill, how did Mariah do in our quiz? Perfect. Score, three straight. There you are. Well done, Mariah. Thank you so much.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Five right, ten more points, total of 12. She's in the lead. All right, well done.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Bill, how did Shantira do in our quiz? Four right, eight more points, total of ten. Faith still leads.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Bill, did Roy do well enough to win? We bow down in Roy's presence. Seven right, 14 more points, 18 total.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Oh, and if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
From NPR at WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I've got the voice of an angel and the body of a hot angel. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, the Roy Peter Sago.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
Bill, how did Rebecca do in our quiz? Well, there was a young lady from Nantucket. Oh, my goodness. But she did great.
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WWDTM: Lauren Graham
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Faith Seeley, Shantira Jackson, and Roy Blunt Jr. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown
Irene Chan of San Francisco, California. All right. All right, Irene.
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WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with Josh Gondelman, Nagin Farsad, and Tig Notaro. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown
It's such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says, a bag with different things in it.
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WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown
From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Sailors, beware. Resist the overwhelming urge to follow my gorgeous voice. Stay away from me, sailors. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago. Hello, my Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown
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WWDTM: Sterling K. Brown
From NPR at WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Nagin Farsad, Josh Gundelman, and Tig Notaro. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Two out of three gives you bragging rights for your panel. Congratulations, Roy. You won. Yay.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Tom Bodette, Helen Hong, and Paula Poundstone. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Let's do it. Here is your first quote. List five things you did last week.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Cheating men can make first dates feel bitter. I'll make sure that he's ready to quit her. Because my bright shiny flakes help point out his mistake. When I hug him, he covered in... Bander? Dander? No.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Cheating men can make first dates feel bitter. I'll make sure that he's ready to quit her. Does my bright shiny flakes help point out his mistake? When I hug him, he's covered in... Glitter.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Yeah, exactly. All right, here is your next limerick. Trending fashion serves more than hot looks. We think literacy's a strong hook. But no, there's no need to turn pages and read. We take pictures of models with... Books.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
All right, here's your last limerick. A podiatrist I'd love to meet, or my gimmick is hard to repeat. My toe's immense pain is the Internet's gain as I drop heavy things on my... Is it feet?
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Yeah, I Bill, how did Corbin do on our quiz? Perfect score at 3-0, Kansas strong. Well done.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Bill, how did Paula do in our quiz? She got six more points. 12 right gives her a total of 14. Doing well. Here we go.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Bill, how did Helen do in our quiz? Five right, ten more points. Total of 13 is just one less than Paula.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Bill, did Tom do well enough to win? Well, he got five right. Ten more points, but his total of 13 is one short of Paula. Paula, there you go.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm back, bitches. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
Well, depending on how that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
The name is Bond, and he did very well. Three in a row. Congratulations, Adam. Well done. Cheers.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
I can't reveal much, but let's just say this Brazilian butt lift didn't happen on its own.
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WWDTM: Roy Wood, Jr.
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Helen Hong, Tom Beaudet, and Paula Poundstone. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.