Ben Kissel

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Oh, we so we may think.

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There's no place to escape to. This is the Last Podcast. On the left.

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Phineas.

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I'm sitting there drinking about it being like, we'll never know who killed Elizabeth's short wife. We never will know because every mystery unlocks another mystery.

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I put these straps on.

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No, of course not. No, I'm just saying.

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Dr. Rulers.

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No! Are you not listening? Jack! Donna Ho! Not Don Ho!

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And then the first guy's like, I didn't say kill her! That's the problem. He's like, you didn't want it, then you were going to get her a fucking bus ticket! Yeah!

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He's got a guy. He's going to do a thing.

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Oh, you tell me, friend.

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We do.

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You beat me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I knew you were trying to cut me in half. I knew what you were trying to do. You drew that line above my belly button and you said you were trying to make measurements for the new pool. And I know that that's not what was happening. Hocus pocus yourself. Oh, Mr. Magic Man, you're not kidding me. Because I'm a free lady. I'm going to be. I'm going to go take my dancers out.

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I'm going to put a banana up her pussy.

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I can't believe how hot it's in here. I got to show my butt to the air conditioner. Bring me to the ice machine.

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The magician.

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I wasn't supposed to do this. I was supposed to be a dentist.

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Yeah.

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Jeff did it! He killed the Black Dahlia.

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Only a serial killer could shade in this way. I've never seen shading like this before. Truly nefarious. I must investigate.

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Who's driving? I don't know.

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you know he was a bellhop.

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And you don't want to know what happened to Donnie Chaplin.

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I need a home. I lost my home in the fire. I had to become a bellhop in 65. Coming my ass so hard my hat pops off. If you would, please. Please use me as a toilet. Whatever you need. All right, I'll take your bags up. I'll suck your dick. I'll play with your balls.

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Simpler times.

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Whoa. Yeah.

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Yes, Jeff. I would love to talk about Jeff.

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That's fascinating.

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Yes. Me too. Yes. I as well. I wish I could know. All right.

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Yes. It is called the old fashioned prairie dog. Where you see the little head of the dog peek its way out of the bush, which is the insides of a dead woman.

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Oh, yes, absolutely. Of course. No, wonderful.

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Yes, more and more, please. How pink it is.

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Or perhaps you want to try my ass.

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All I can do is tell you what I feel. Feeling some pressure.

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Yeah. All right. Yeah. Why not?

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No, I know.

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It was smaller than a nine.

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You know how I know that? The differences are subtle but present. Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap. That's how I tell.

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Let's see what happens then. Gotta tell the whole world. Let's see what he does then.

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Jeff, Jeff. Jeff, where are you, Jeff?

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Yeah. Please come to my rescue. He like plays like a conch shell.

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I brought my ping pong paddle. I brought my enema bags. I brought my chess set. I brought my dogs to me.

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I just like to enjoy myself. No, phenobarbital is a downer. Yeah, Tootsie's on phenobarbital.

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Oh, whoa, the mystery increases. Oh, I just came in my wool. Yeah.

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Is it still in?

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To be my receptionist.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yari, Yari, Yari. Let me tell you something funny there, Jack.

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Hitler!

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I just happened to notice, I don't know, I feel like the, excuse me, police, you're being naughty, and I feel that you all should be ashamed. Well, this private investigator got car bombed for his trouble.

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Yeah, Frank's going down to his house, he's going to take his mustache to Mexico, see. Going to get my mustache, taste it out at the store, see. Come on now, go down there, come on, buddy.