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She was definitely a bug. Very quickly a bunch of things and then you were born. Bird, a worm. I was like a falcon after my detective series. And then I became a blue whale and it got exhausting.

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Get a camera.

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This is scary. Bailey's is specific. That's so specific. Like why? It's really scary. Or did, no. I was like, did she tell someone that she trusted, like a teacher, and the teacher was talking about it and the kid heard it? Something... I don't know.

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And I turned into this. Now you're a female comedian. Yeah. Really saving the world over here. Anyways, but we also, we respect the human journey of true crime. That's the other thing. Yeah, we don't like to sensation it. Sensational.

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Relax, you probably told them.

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It's like, I don't understand people when you're like, I'm afraid this happened.

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She's already feeling... and now people that she trusts are making her feel a little bit crazy. That's the hard part with this.

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Yeah, because then if you make them feel alone, then they won't start telling you details. And then things will happen to them that are very real that they start to go, well, I'm crazy. No, I'm overreacting. And they're missing all the real signs that are right there.

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I don't even know this woman and I believe her.

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Yeah, exactly. You're not like, all right, we're in for the night. Here's my Bailey's, here's my TV. That doesn't happen. Let's get some toilet paper and then we'll call it. And then we'll call it.

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Humans figuring, humans experiencing and how they feel about certain things and how they experience it. We're really, really into that.

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Tell me there's more. Thank God, but also scary. So scary, and I will say, my first thought was not that he planted cameras in the place. I didn't even think about that.

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That's beyond.

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That's a new update.

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Thanks for asking.

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No more posts or updates?

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No! That's better for her safety.

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But I just want to know what the hell was going on. I'm genuinely worried for her. Like, I want to know, did we just uncover a web of students being fucking stalkers? We didn't do anything.

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No, we did everything.

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Like, who knows whatever the fuck's happening now? In her bedroom?

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I gotta know. Oh, unfortunately, I don't know. I gotta have to know.

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Use your pancakes and go to a little... Oh, no.

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Well, it's, that's terrifying. Having your space invaded like that. What if she didn't hear him say that? And she lived and lived and lived with all those cameras there.

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Hey, no, no.

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Two little pancakes with a blanket over it. That's so cute. Oh, no.

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Oh my God, she's awful. This is what she does when she watches TV. Guarantee it. I'm like, I don't wanna hear all that, go. Everything in our house is turning green.

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Her feet are green?

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Oh, I see it a little bit. It's a light tint.

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You're being like this supportive.

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Okay, so we have a little bit of green all over the place.

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You're the husband who believes, and we love that about you, Shane. Yeah, we do. Honey, your stuff's a little green.

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So, what are you?

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No, I think it's totally fine. I think jeans can be bullshit, but like, they're really hard. When you're six feet, you can never find a good pair.

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Okay, what is it?

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Oh, my God! This is not a warm blanket. The fire is not on. I don't like this. Oh!

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I think the cat went into something that's green and kind of got on the sheets, got it on. The cat's playing with the phone charger and now it's green. Yeah, and the cat's touching her feet and putting her feet.

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That would be so illegal.

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I actually do not like that.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, we have our location and we've already had our fingerprints and we've left multiple traces of where we are and we've told our family. The doors are locked. Okay, great. We have a change of clothes just in case. We're ready for a good time.

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This OP opened up all those comments. If that was me, I'd be like, damn, this is hard to read. Those comments are like, he either wanted to fuck her or whatever. I mean, this sucks.

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For years and years and years.

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Let's go! Yeah! I knew it.

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I was waiting for it. Beth!

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Oh, he got scared? I'm sick. I feel sick.

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What is going on? And what did the paper say? What did the paper say?

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You're what? Shane, that is brilliant. Write that down. Thanks, Shane.

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He's just an asshole. Dude, could you imagine?

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Yeah, and also, if you have a real issue with her, go to management. Talk to them about it. Do you really have to harass her until she quits? Get a gun magazine and put it on her windshield wiper.

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And I kind of love it. I kind of love it because to put a gun on someone's car, a gun magazine, that is fucked.

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Seek refuge, go! Go! Get an apple fritter and go, honey, go!

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But also, she's probably having a great time with Daryl, Danny, Darren. All the Ds. She's allowed to do whatever she wants. She's doing everything with the Ds with the D. And she's having a great time. And he's probably like, I hate her. Because, no.

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That's because he hates women.

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So true. This is from afar, but yeah. You're the shit.

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Meanwhile, Beth is fucking Dylan having the time of her fucking life. Beth is fucking Dylan, Darren, having a great time. And guess what? She did not fucking fault her, bitch. She was like, yeah, I don't like this behavior. I'm going to get you fired and escorted out of here.

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It's so much work.

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You could lie under a bed and sleep. You could wash your sheets. You could saturate with someone. You could get green. This is insane. Is there an update?

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Here's the deal. I bet he went to his mom's house, and the mom was like, what happened to you, my son? You know? Yeah. It's really sad. And then he sucked his thumb and went to bed. And he went to bed in his little blankie.

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That's me, man.

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I hate this. We hate this. This is making me sick, sick, sick. Potpourri? Not the potpourri. Not the sand. Not the pictures. Not the dates. Not the printer. The dates. Because I was like, oh, maybe this person collects hair to make, like, cool wigs. No. No. It feels like a weird thing. Yeah. It's disgusting. It's got potpourri in it. And they got the dates and pictures. It's fucking disgusting.

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So many hairs. I could. I could. If we kept going, I could.

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You get it, right? Yeah. And when they sweep it up, they go, look how much hair I have. Yeah. Oh, my God. We'll sweep it up.

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A good collection today. Put it in. Put it in. Oh, my Amazon potpourri package came in.

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She's like, maybe a middle part.

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Ugh. Damn! That, I hate all that. That might feel more cringy than the person sleeping under your bed. Wow. This is scary. I don't know why hair on top of hair and it's your hair and it's your life and your hair has memories and why can't, go don't. I don't like it. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.

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And it's only her.

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Put it under your bed.

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Dude, I would have snatched it and put it under my coat or something.

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No, of course. They're sitting down.

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Yeah, what about no? Yeah. Yeah, potpourri and sand and salt and shit. Dates and pictures. Dates.

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Oh, my God.

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Happy Thanksgiving, bitch. For being a bitch.

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I'm freaking out. Everything inside of me is crawling.

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Yuck-a-guck.

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Dude, that is nightmare city. To be honest, the thought of having anyone in your place that is not supposed to be there but underneath your bed...

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That is terrifying.

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I think when someone calls you and texts you that many times over and over, it's scary. It's terrifying.

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I mean, that's a lot of people. I do that to her.

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And it's his roommate? And his roommate goes, saturation time.

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She did the right thing.

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I do too because I just don't see how, yeah, I don't know how they're doing. Like, I don't, I understand, like, hair. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. You understand what? I don't. I don't. I was going to say, like, when she said your hair is just so soft, I was like, oh, yeah. But then I was like, wait a second.

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I would say if she were to make it for, like, a wig, okay. That's why I was like, there's, like.

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Yeah. How many other people did she do that to?

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I've also never heard a $350 charge for breaking up with your stylist.

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They don't give a...

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No, no, no. Well said. Also, rural area, is she going to see the stylist? That's what I got scared about, too. I get scared about that, too. It's like, at local bar, hey. At local bar? Yeah, you know, at local bar, hey, hey. Hey, no hey. That sucks.

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Spooky is like, I don't even think covers it. Scary.

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Something about body oils, but we don't need to talk about it. No, yeah.

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But they're like haunting.

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Like we both almost barfed. No, I was very close. Like throw up was here. Wow. It was right here. That's got to be a record for this show. Yeah. Oh my God. It was like right here.

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Reddit Stories, man. They bring it out of you.

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Yeah, thanks for making my day. We're just going to head back under here and do this again. This fits both of us. It's really fun.

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Your legs crunch the other way. You slide.

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Bye. Bye.

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If that was a regular person, regardless, if that was, like, your good friend that you knew really well who, like, wanted to date you or just, like, even that is weird. The fact that this is an absolute... They're not even really friends. They're just roommates.

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No, I'm with you. That would be not okay.

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Have you ever seen Worst Roommate Ever on Netflix?

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Okay. Have you? No.

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He went to Dunkin' Donuts, a place of God. Dude, let him sleep under your bed. He's going through a breakup.

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You know, like at Christmas time when you turn on the fire and you have a warm little blanket and you're like, that's us with, um, detectives in their sixties.

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Let him saturate you, dude, come on. He wasn't touching you. Yeah, barely.

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I think it's really scary, especially when you're sleeping. You are not fully there. You feel safe that you are absolutely resting, your body's healing, and there is someone actively in there. Like, just the thought of someone in the corner of your room watching you, but underneath? Can you imagine if he went up and tickled his little feet? Don't do that, Amanda! Bring it off!

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Here's the deal, guys. You have to wear a blanket around your feet. If you don't, your feet are going to get tickled. And I know, I know. You know this? No, I know that Shane likes to have a little leg out sometimes. He's told me this. You guys are too close. Which is like for the taking at any moment.

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all the above.

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Yeah. This week was hard. Boom, boom, boom. And I just saw them all flash between my eyes. And you're like, yeah.

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But you just have your leg out?

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You've got to wrap everything up.

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Well, I don't have a cat. I potentially have a hundred ghosts underneath my bed that are ready to tickle at any moment.

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No. I don't sleep with my water bottle. It goes in the cabinet at night.

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How big is your water bottle? This is what she does. She watches things like this and she goes like this.

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So no. I don't set myself up for that shit. No. I tuck in like a burrito and I prepare for the night.

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He's like, you've got to see this, man.

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There's no update?

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Why did he get a decaf coffee, though?

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He's like, oh, this is what it is. He's like, yes, it is. No, guys. For three months, he dropped his glasses every night?

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I think because he wants this guy to be into it. I think he wants to be like, God, that's creepy.

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Picture it.

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Yeah, he's like, go ahead, man. Boogeyman looks at him and goes, you're a fucking freak.

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Okay, she was a lawyer, and you know me, I was a detective. Yeah.

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I, um... I was, uh... I was, yeah, I'm gonna talk about it a little bit. Okay. I was, like, seeing someone, and we went home to visit his family, his, in, yeah, wherever. And I got there, and it was winter, and I was kind of pale, and I had a hat on, and I was blowing out my hair, so I didn't look like, I looked white. I looked white, okay?

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Or just, like, not, like, and, like, I think I'm pretty white passing for some, sometimes. Mm-hmm. but I was white passing for sure. I was wearing like a polo or whatever. Not that that says I'm white, but that's white passing for sure.

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I'm wearing like Vans or some shit. And I get there and immediately the family starts talking about like race stuff in a really, really, really potent way in that I was like... Like immediately. Like it was like right off the bat. Like they were like... ready to talk about this with their son who's back. And it was during the George Floyd stuff. So it was like, tensions were high.

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And these were people who were isolated from, they live in a cabin on a lake away from, so it's only what they hear from their other family and cities and their Fox News. So they were heated and ready to talk about it. And immediately I was like, I have never felt more, I'm in a cabin. I felt like get out. I was in a cabin on a lake with all these white people talking about this.

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like how people deserve to die and all this shit and like all this crazy shit. We tried to get him on a plane so bad. I had to text Moon Goon, my comedy group, and I was like, you guys, we were supposed to sleep in an apartment. They moved us to the basement where there were no doors that I could lock.

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I was sleeping on a couch. I was supposed to have a bed and then it was all these things going on. I ended up sleeping in the bathroom because it was the only door that I could lock. Girl. And then other in-laws were supposed to come, and I was like, please let there be non-white in-laws. Girl, there was one other non-white in-law.

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And then my date had to end up going, well, my date was sitting there like not saying anything while they're like going on this rant. And so then he has to like take them like later that night, he takes them, I'm like running away. He takes them and he's like, just so you know, like chances, like chances half black, like all those things you said.

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But I was just like, this is when I knew it wasn't gonna work. Cause I was like, why didn't you stand up for me while they were speaking? Yeah.

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At first, he didn't clock it, but then he was like... And we had had a lot... I knew... I should have known that this would have been his family because of all the conversations we had over the years. And a lot of it was me educating him on, like... like race and like what blackness is and what whiteness is and the invisibility that comes with it.

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And so he learned a lot and so I should have been prepared for where he came from to be the place that he would have come from.

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Right then and there.

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Whoa. I have my own Reddit story coming.

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Damn. You gonna do this? I was like, I didn't share that too many. No, you did a great job. There's a lot of details. Oh, I'm sure. But that's all in anonymous form. Look out for it. Oh my God. We'll be like, that's the one.

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He'd be so confused.

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Yeah. We're not losing the Charles part.

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She's got some colors missing.

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Okay, what family member would I be to you? Ooh, that's tough. We're both your cousins.

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And could have been a real story and then used AI to make it readable.

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That's awesome. My mom said that I...

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There's also, I don't know how he was telling them, but it sounds like he's already kind of rude in general. The camera's the big black thing on the tripod. And if I'm drunk at a wedding, I'm gonna be like, what an asshole. Sure. Like, hey guys, and we're over here in three, two, we're right here and it's the last time we're gonna take, I guess that takes a lot of energy.

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Well, it's also like you want to comment on social media how bad the pictures are. Bitch, I'll show you why they're bad right here and right now. Don't comment on my profile telling me how the pictures are bad when you were the reason. Here's the reason. You, look at your comment. You know what? Now you look stupid.

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Oh, I need to know if the friend watches.

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What is the content? Is it just her? I'm assuming it's probably.

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And about the no contact thing, about the threat of no contact thing, you don't unsheathe the sword if you're not ready to use it.

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Boom, boom, boom. Let's talk, let's, Chance, let's talk about that. No, no, no. And the original expression is don't pull out the gun.

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I ordered the rainbow roll.

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That, the amount of deflection is... So you don't go to the house of mouse?

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Not the messenger.

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It's almost like a spell. It's almost like I'm gonna redirect all of this energy into this magical, magical place, because it's the only place that can probably save it or ward it off.

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I want so bad that their Disney trip, like the girlfriend that he was sleeping with was there, and they interacted multiple times in line. They just don't know it. I want the universe to work like that.

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Can I tell you, I knew it. I felt it. I was like, he's cheating at Disneyland. I thought it was gonna be at least at Disneyland. Yeah. It's not even there. So that there's a cursed memory to it. Yeah. I mean, there is a bad memory to it. You just found out that he was cheating at, like, he wasn't cheating at Disneyland, but you found out there. That doesn't make any sense.

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I will say there is a betrayal of trust here where she is allowed to say, I do not want your help. And he is actively saying, you don't get that choice anymore.

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He absolutely is.

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Silently doing the thing that she doesn't want him to do?

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She's saying, she's actually saying, I do not want your help. I do not want your money. Because she wants to make it on her own. She wants another person's money.

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Is there another update?

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This woman is awesome. Yeah.

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She sounds like a really dope... Their marriage sounds really fun, too. The fact that you're like... Like, I want in. Like, are they looking for a third or what's the...

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No expectations.

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There's also like this, with my experience, when family offers money, I feel that they now have this power over me. I fully understand that. I now owe them this. I have to do this because they helped me. And I don't, a lot of times, I don't want that. I don't want those strings attached to me.

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That's true. She's actively saying, I don't want. I don't want strings on me.

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And you don't, like I remember. You have to have an empty improv show. You have to have an empty improv.

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You learn from the empty improv show.

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Also, like, family, like, trees now, they're so crazy. They're so disjointed. Have you seen these trees?

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I don't think there is ever a time that telling someone that they're overreacting is a good idea. I don't think there is such thing as overreacting.

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I wonder if he still sees them outside of the dinners.

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And I will not be enabling comments on this post. Like he doesn't want to hear anything. The fact that he tried to beat us to it with the question.

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The one about leaving your friend, that friend group from that office and that friend that knew about it, I can understand a little bit of that, like, but to act like it's a requirement rather than like a, like, help me, help, help me heal. Yes. These things will help rather than like, these are the rules.

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It feels like he is abusing the shame and guilt that she is feeling and manipulating that to then have full control of her. And so his insecurities could be silenced and he has her basically on his train.

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That was a quote from Satan. So he is quoting Satan.

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It's giving Satan. It's giving Satan a little bit.

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I was going to say, where is Satan on the record?

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And I also feel for her because shame, I do believe shame and guilt could blind you in scenarios where you're like, I messed up, I deserve this. And that's not true.

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So she's like going behind his back rather than communicating openly because it sounds like this guy doesn't want to communicate and he just has restrictions.

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Next story. Yeah. Brain rot.

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No, it happens at lunch all the time. I'll hear someone talking about a musical, and I'm like, be present with the conversation you're in, Angela. What y'all talking about?

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Yeah, that made me think of my grandpa. We caught him. When he figured out how to connect his hearing aids to his phone, he would, like at dinner, and he's just on Facebook watching videos. And it's just connected. And he's like, they're not working today or whatever. And we're like, yes, they fucking are. Or he would turn them off on purpose so he could enjoy his meal. And we were like...

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And then my grandmother goes, he's turning off his hearing aids. I see what you're doing, John. You're turning off. He's like, what?

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And your sitcom can turn into a 45-minute hour spinoff.

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Wasn't what I was going for, but loved that.

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No, I got it. I got it. I was going into a drama, into The Good Wife.

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Then it's Jerry Springer.

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Yeah. And then we're at Saturday morning cartoons.

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Are you fighting for the best case scenario of your relationship?

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Your look. Can I ask for the people at home and for me, what is technically brain rot?

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Yes, that she is. By paying off the mortgage, she is investing in the home.

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Just referencing stuff. Mostly. When we were in middle school, when it was just like movie quotes.

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Yeah. Yeah. Or you're like, you're just referencing content.

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Like you just lost the game.

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So just like cringe shit. It's cringe.

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Oh, that's why I always sing.

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Sometimes wrong people say we have to be a team no matter what.

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Sometimes people who are manipulative say we need to be a team no matter what.

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Like a mob boss says that. You're right. That's the departed. Literally. And it's like, I don't know if teamwork is always good.

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And don't you want honesty from your partner? Right. Like... That's the team. That's the team. It's sharpening each other. Yeah. Yeah, and being like, hey, bad look, bud. With respect. With respect. And good communication, but, like... I still love you. Nothing's wrong with that look. I have best friends that I love... to death and their two sisters.

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And it's fun though, it's funny though, because sometimes when we get into arguments, they will always have each other's backs. And it's hard for me because I'm like, no matter what,

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You guys are going to gang up on me.

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And they don't intentionally do that. They love me so much. But it's just like having each other's back sometimes doesn't breed like a great environment. No. And they love me and it's fine. But growing up in high school, it was like insane. Because then you'd go against the family. Oh, Jesus. And you're like, oh, no. And I don't think anybody wants to just blindly be followed like that.

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Yeah, I just don't think it's a good look. No, it's not.

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And like how they have the wife that looked the other way or whatever.

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I will get behind if someone doesn't wanna be called out in public. That's a vulnerable space to be in, especially as a couple. I used to, with my ex-boyfriend, I used to be like, I don't like to fight in front of people. It makes me uncomfortable. And that's a boundary for me. Like if we wanna talk and talk about something going on under the hood, I don't wanna do it in front of people.

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It's just, and that's a boundary. That's a personal boundary. Yeah.

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I also have some friends that are only jokes. And it's not even a relationship, where I'm like, oh, we don't talk deep. We just giggle. We just do bits. And those are great, too. But sometimes, I think for your primary relationship, it's hard if it's just joke city. Some people like that, though.

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That feels like a fun table situation.

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But it sounds like, yeah, I think you are on the money with saying that it isn't about what she's joking. It's not the brain rot. It's the deflection. It's the joking, yeah. Exactly.

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she's just like, I gotta figure this out. So then maybe she goes, I blacked out, what happened?

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Oh gosh, this is a tough spot to be in.

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I think you could, in a very delicate and respectful way, just be like, hey, I clocked all that. like the context was pretty wild, we were drinking. Like, I think I need to like sit on it with a sober mind. Right, yes, exactly. And be like, it's just, we weren't grounded in reality, we were drugged up, like we were on alcohol.

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It's not stupid, it's just- It's not stupid. Change is scary, but this feels like it's gotta happen either. You gotta get shit off, shit or get out to play.

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It also, it kind of makes sense their age to me a little bit because I remember believing that relationships, like things in life change, but relationships don't. Like you're my best friend for life and nothing's going to change that. And then people move away and you're like, nothing's changing. We're still best friends. And I think like growing older, no matter what, relationships change.

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Yes, and if it's his feelings or a job or moving or anything like that, or their parents, it just feels like no matter what this was coming, so you can't like drag your feet.

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I also think like it might just be a lot of fear coming up that's in the way and that's why sometimes people like to drink to just silence that and just let your gut do it whatever, which is a scary situation to be in because sometimes fear, I don't know, it just feels like she's living in the what if, what if.

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I had this situation a little bit in college where it was just like, I don't want to shit where I eat. I don't want to, like, date people around. And, like, sometimes you just get close to people and feelings happen and you can't really be like, well, we got to go back.

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Don't ask about the half. Don't.

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Yeah. Oh. I'm dying to know. Please be in love. If they're not, I'm going to never believe in love.

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You really delivered those too.

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We know what it's like. Just about to enter the realness of it all. I know. Yeah. We're just about to hit our stride. Like on the precipice of it.

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Still, I'm just like, so, 22.

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My God. My God. Oh, wait. I'm so sorry. I had a take. I wanted to say. Oh, yeah. I'm starting to think this. I don't know if I'm ready to like really hard launch this thought, but I've been floating in my head that trends are always embarrassing. Fashion trends, trend trends.

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Anytime I see a picture of myself in high school following a trend very well, and I know I looked amazing then, it's embarrassing now. So I'm starting to think if I wanna dress on trend, I get a little scared. When you see brides from the 80s dressing on trend for the 80s, you're like, that sucks. You have that now all the time. My mom was in a huge headpiece. I spit.

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Shane? Whoa! What do you like to do in the spring? Please don't tell me reading inside.

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Whoa! That's so funny, because I was literally just thinking about how Booking.com is the official accommodation partner of MLB.

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No, it's okay, because I'm going to sing this one. Take me out of my small home. Take me out on a trip. Buy me room service and baseball hats. I don't care if I ever get back. Tell my wife it's easy to bulk online with bulking.com. It's a slay. For it's nice to leave my bland house for an out-of-town stay. Shane, whenever I'm traveling in the US, I like to check out Booking.com.

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With their wide variety of stays, Booking.com makes it easy for you to find and book the right stay for you, no matter what, if you're looking for a cozy vacation home, a five-star hotel, or even a cabin in the woods.

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Is it something I could change?

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Do you want me to leave or? Yeah, you could, yeah, sure. Got it, coach.

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You should have communicated or you should be communicating.

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How long do you go for?

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That's perfect. I hold people hostage too long. You're going to feel held hostage by me too. Because now I'm feeling comfy.

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Yes. That's why I said this reminded me of my family a little bit, because it's like, oh, the person who's having the outburst and who we're expecting to have the outburst. That's not their responsibility. It's the people whose outburst it's going to affect. You know what I mean? It's going to. Yeah.

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Oh my god, please, please.

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Thank god! Post-wedding? Because this was 28 days ago!

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It's okay, but it's an update nonetheless.

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Whoa. We're five minutes in and you said that. We'll check in in an hour.

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Not at the wedding. Not a closure talk at the wedding that you're hosting at your house. Why does Dave want that at his wedding? Why is he entertaining this? Actually, though, Leslie deserves this final talk.

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In between the cha-cha slide? It doesn't have to be the first date, but maybe year two. Oh my goodness. This guy's asking a lot of OP. Insane. Now to make this a closure thing is a wild turn. Get coffee in a public place. Yes.

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I mean, Reddit, I'm like a year and a half into having Reddit be a part of my life. Yeah. Isn't it scary? My God.

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Okay, not our problem.

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It's Leslie 2.0. Dave.

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maintain a set a decent set of like composure why that's why why why what has leslie done for you that's so great like i know this feels less honestly this second update i'm like it's starting to feel less like a thing about leslie and more a thing about power this guy wants to control it and she's like and op's like this is my land this is crazy

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And the location's like the whole thing.

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Or you just say like, I think it was weird. He walked into this conversation, like reframing the wedding to be a closure moment for OP and Leslie.

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He's like, actually, this would be good for you as well. Like, that's kind of manipulative a little bit.

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Well, I guess OP's got to throw a rager because they got the insurance. They just got to have a party now. What are you going to do? Oh, my gosh. That sucks. And that's, like, a big friendship.

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I actually, I'd say I am standing with OP.

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Pretty fair because it wasn't until the last update I was like, okay, now we're getting a little wild. We're getting all the tea.

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Oh my God. See, I have to be careful because I'm realizing every Reddit story that deeply affects me is just an ignorant boy.

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Oh, my gosh. This isn't a trip to the grocery store or the arcade, my guy. I can't imagine when you're pregnant like just what is going through your mind when you go for a regular checkup with the doctor just because your body is not yours. Like you have a lot going on. Yeah.

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It's just... Brings a cutting board to the bedroom. There was a story where someone brought... What? Like their wife was sick and he brought the cutting board to the bedroom.

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And to just be like, not even a funny bit. So he parks and he pulls back and he goes front.

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She's like second trimester at least, right? I think so.

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That's what's weird. Also, it's red flagging to me when someone loves a joke that they can tell other people don't love because I think jokes are like a giving thing where it's like giving, it's like us, it's something for us to share and laugh together. And if the other person isn't laughing- You just find pleasure in someone being like bamboozled a little bit or like you like it.

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You like to like kind of stop someone in their tracks. And I don't know. I don't really like that kind of humor where it's like, fuck you. The car is not moving anymore.

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Oh, yeah, and they pull it away.

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Sick, dude. Like jokes that alienate someone. I think that's what it is. It's just not fun. And he's like, no. Of all the times to do it, when she's going to see the doctor for her baby. Yeah, a little baby. That she's carrying.

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He's going to miss the gender. What if the doctor was like, boy, no, it's a girl. No, it's a boy. No, it's a girl. He's like, oh, be serious.

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Or she should be like, I'm at the front door. No, I'm at the back door. I'm at the front entrance.

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Oh, me too. They're so stupid. I hate it.

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Also, could you imagine being a baby growing up with that footage being out there of like parents being like, we want a girl. And then you see a video being like, oh, sorry, I was a boy.

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That's why I'm like, I have to drop it. Reddit makes me do that.

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It's really sad. Really sad. It's just old-fashioned. It's giving, like, newspaper. You know what I mean? It's just, like, old. We don't do that stuff anymore. No.

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Yeah, I think it's just like show respect until you make your partner feel safe again.

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And I, and I honestly, if I put myself in his position, I, yeah, I'm like, oh, that sucks. But I also then go back to the fact that before taking this ability away of him coming, she just said, please stop. And he still kept going. And that's just like a respect thing. Yeah. Yeah.

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Or the attention she's getting. And he wants to make it about him.

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Like, she's the star of the show when they walk in there, right?

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And right before, he's like, let me... Mm-mm. Oh, my God. Seems like he's got to take like a little stand-up class or something. Just get that energy out somewhere else.

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And, like... Cars freak me out. I feel as if, like, people's partners, when someone gets pregnant, they get ultra, like, sensitive. They're like, oh, don't go down the stairs, babe. Yeah. Or don't hold that magazine, babe. Yeah. And this is going the opposite way. Like, let's play with motor vehicles?

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Be careful with those mics, babe. It's your show. Make sure they don't hit the baby.

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She's just busy, you know? She's just buying things for the nursery, I guess.

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That's when you know. That's when you know his mom's on the other line. Goodness gracious.

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Why don't you just deliver the baby yourself and just call it a day?

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Yeah. And I feel as if, like, this opportunity, what's happening is OP's partner's chance to show that he does have what it takes to be a father and be patient and respectful. So if he wasn't throwing a fit, it'd be like, oh, okay. It's okay. Like... He feels bad. He said sorry.

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So now you can go to the appointments, you know, like but you're like really shit in the bed right now and making it a bigger deal. Yeah. Calling her hormonal. Get over it. Calling a pregnant woman hormonal. Wild.

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I'm obsessed. I'm ready.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2224.82

Like immediately, like five minutes. At least. I honestly, I was thinking about, as you said that, I'm like, I feel like I put myself in time out when I'm like not well.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2234.451

I'm like, I need five. I need a good five.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2268.321

Could you imagine if like while you were throwing that fit, he was like, you're hormonal. That just like. It would make it worse. Makes it so much worse.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2295.251

Okay, hold on. I read this somewhere. What is it? I think it's in Amy Poehler's book. She goes, I always cry on a plane. Okay, I cannot watch a movie on the plane. It could be the happiest fucking movie. I'm bawling. I cry all the time on a plane. What is that? And I don't know what it is. And if someone can figure it out, because I've heard of this phenomenon. Because, like... I cry all the time.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2316.475

What's like the plane movie that's gotten you the most? I'm trying to think. Like I'll even just journal on a plane and I'm in tears. Journaling your own thoughts. And I'm like, what a trip. My God, my grandma's getting old and it's beautiful to still see her. Oh, fuck. And I'm like going. Planes are emotional. I don't know why. Maybe it's because like you could see the world.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2341.541

You could see where you live and it's really small and you're like, wow, we're so much bigger than this. Oh, I think so.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2373.342

Okay, I would never tell someone they're too hormonal or they're being hormonal, but if I saw you sobbing during Mufasa, I'd say you're being hormonal. It was ridiculous.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2410.54

I've had like a lot of flights lately. Yeah, what else? I'm trying to think of the last. Oh, I watched a couple episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race and I cried on a plane. Oh, but that is emotional. They always put like three episodes of one season of something.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2443.024

A real pain. Okay, I fell asleep in the middle of that.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2456.272

No, that's a cool thing, I feel. My old ass. Okay, I watched that on a plane. Aubrey Plaza. And Bill Hader. Nope, not Bill Hader. Maddie Ziegler. No, it was the old guy. Oh, I'm thinking of a different Aubrey Plaza movie. An A24 Aubrey Plaza.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2485.341

I think she's just fed up.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2502.796

I hope he just says one simple apology before this baby's about to pop.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2508.461

Yeah, come on. Driving herself home? Come on. Ridiculous.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2523.014

Ooh, talking about things with gray areas on the internet. Yay.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2542.648

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Instead of getting... Whoa.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2698.404

This one's intense. This is pretty intense.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2721.039

I'm like, I'm trying not to peak, which is so unlike me. Oh my gosh. It's so unlike you. Okay. This is what I love about Reddit and this show and just talking about things because I always have an opinion right off the bat. Okay. And I never am like, first opinion is the right opinion, right? Like I always need to like talk it out. My knee jerk was like, that's not your money.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2741.57

But I also need to talk these things out. And that's why, because I know that there are things I'm never always seeing like right off the bat. I just feel her saying, first of all, it was very defensive wording.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2756.695

Yeah. And she was like, listen, I don't know. She kept blaming it on his mistake to not changing it. But that doesn't make it her money, in my opinion.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2792.296

No, no. That low key took my breath away. Maybe that's a sweet thing.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2811.571

I don't know. Like, the only issue I have with it is being, like, no matter what, she didn't earn that money, if that makes sense. Yeah. Like, I understand, like, you know, when people have divorces and then, like, some of whatever that person was making at that time, some of it goes to their spouse.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2828.035

Like, if, like, my friend was married to a guy whose album, who, like, wrote a very successful album and she was there supporting him during it. Mm-hmm. And like, like that kind of stuff I get where I'm like, you were there or you were a part of, I don't know. This is like. You were so removed. And she doesn't have, I don't know. There's nobody to take care of except the kid.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2857.807

For their funeral, right?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2879.469

Yeah. Because I also wonder where his will sits in all of this, if he had one. Because if that's talking about, like, oh, my God, I feel so financial talking about this. But I'm like, if there is money being left to... To his kid. Yeah. And that's just like some money he forgot about? I mean, he's got to have other assets, you would think.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2901.043

I'm like, if I died tomorrow, who would my Venmo balance go to? I don't know. Next of kin. My Venmo? Like I'm thinking like little other pockets of money you don't know you have. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2915.43

Did you put stickers on it?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2917.833

Why do I think wills are like pieces of paper?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2964.018

But that wasn't a mistake. That was just, he just didn't do something.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

2986.974

I keep forgetting about the breakup part of this. I know. Because then that kind of makes me understand when there's like emotion, like strong emotion behind a decision. Sometimes you're like, that might not be like completely grounded in logic and it might be something that she needs. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3031.35

And that heartbreak sounds also... life-changing and, and like a, a thing that could blind you in other areas, like give you a blind spot because I can't imagine how like hurtful that was, how, how hard that is to get over. So then on accident you run into all of his money. That's kind of insane. I did a commercial and they didn't give me a good lunch and I kept my tank top that they gave me.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3056.439

And I was like, I deserve it. You do. But it's like little things like that where you're like, I don't know. Does that make sense? Like when sometimes we're like brokenhearted, we think things belong to us that maybe sometimes they don't just because we're hurt.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3097.97

I don't know. I don't know. I wish we knew if this person who passed, like, was a forgetful person or was, like, a very intentional person. Because your whole theory is juicy.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3118.899

So it sounds like people were siding with OP in the comments.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3137.768

Whoa, dude, read the room.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3176.783

Because ultimately, I mean, we both agree like legally. Yes, this is hers. We're talking about morally. Right. We're like just trying to figure out like, yeah, was this an oversight that she should worry about or.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3212.289

Just block them all and go off-grid? Just, like, move? Go into hiding? That's not enough money to, like, pick up and go. Actually, it is. I don't fucking know.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3223.572

And this is... I'm a confrontational girly. Ooh. I think I'd ask to get coffee with her. And if I'm getting good vibes... Okay. I don't know. Because I want, honestly, the comments made me realize, like, you need to know if this baby was his.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3242.242

Maybe I'm hiring a private detective.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3248.167

Because what if their relationship wasn't doing well? No. And you never know. You never know. But what if, like, he was completely in love with her and this is his baby and he cares about his baby and blah, blah, blah. You never know.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3279.026

OK, is this crazy? You take some of the money for you because he made a mistake, I guess. Yeah. Which still feels weird. And then you give some of the money to his parents and then they have to decide. I like that. I like that. Or you give all the money to charity and you buy a nice pair of jeans.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3304.971

Yeah. I don't know, man. This is a tough situation.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3336.458

I feel as if she should cover the funeral and then walk. I don't know. My opinion is changing every second. I don't know.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3346.235

Maybe that'll... Yeah, do the poll.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3351.498

Do the poll and be nice. Moving on to this next one. Can you do multiple of these a day or you can't?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3364.666

You're like, I don't know. You're an asshole by the end.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3627.19

Okay. Also, her friends and family need to know she's not getting a divorce because he wants to touch her boob. She's getting a divorce because she's being deprived of like a partner. Like he won't. The last time he hugged her was on her fucking birthday. Oh. That's the saddest shit I've ever heard.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3649.374

Like, it's less about the boob. It's more about, like, he's absent.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3691.667

If you don't touch me or hug me or hold my hand, I think you're mad at me. And it's like it's I think acknowledging when you have a different love language, especially with touch with somebody. Yeah. And not making that change is not good. Like it's like it's him not knowing how to like meet his partner halfway and show physical anything. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3712.683

at all it's just confusing because it's like how do you expect her to enjoy being a stress ball if there's no other form of like intimacy and touch I can't get over the I wonder if he sucked his thumb till later in life what has he been doing the whole time before her I've heard a whole thing like what if he was a baby who sucked his thumb till he was really old or he sucked his mommy's titty till he was really old

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3742.571

And he has like like like it's giving like like like man boy a little bit.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3761.644

Or there's just something under the hood that has nothing to do with her, but just his comfort. But your partner's identity is not solely your comfort. That's a dangerous position to be in. And I understand why she's like feeling trapped.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3785.706

I'll hold my boobs when I'm stressed. Yeah. I love them. It's like two little hot pockets when you're cold. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

379.15

Wait, I actually am a little split down the middle. Only because it would be chaotic to have the new relationship there with Leslie.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3827.628

Goodness gracious. I know he's not saying it like that, but that's what it is. It's coming off like that.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3864.919

Neither can you. I'd, like, watch YouTube videos really loud on my phone. Be like, oh, if this is you finding peace, this is me finding peace.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3879.427

Oh, yeah. He won't be able to sleep. It's so messy. I'm trying to think of what else you could do to your boob to make him be like, get off. I'd like put like spikes on it or something. I don't know.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3889.971

Just do something that's like, this doesn't feel good. What a fucking loser.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3896.853

Go buy a doll, dude. I literally... Go get a doll.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3902.545

Yeah. Because obviously he doesn't want to talk to her. I mean, maybe he does, but there are things that he doesn't want to deal with. No, he doesn't care to talk to her at all. He's trying to fall asleep. You can get a boob anywhere you want.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3921.657

When the grandpa's like, yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3929.623

Yeah. The next time he's like, come over here. She just throws him this like little tip ball or something. And she goes, here you go, babe. Bought this for you. Oh, you know what she does? And she goes like this. Here's your own boob to hold so I can go wash your dishes and I can be in two places at once. That's what she should do.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3955.329

But Morgan, those breastplates won't also clean the floors and do the sheets. You're right. Like, come on. It's not a good sign. I...

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

396.117

But if Leslie is still a mess over the breakup, which it kind of sounds like Leslie is. It would be a little messy. But it's this person's land. Yeah. It's their house. It's this person's grandma's land. Their lake. How bougie. I'm like, to have a private lake in your backyard? Recently, I had a friend text me a day before her wedding that I wasn't invited to.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3988.763

Because I understand like how she said the boob holding thing wasn't bad in the beginning. And it was like, oh, I'm needed. This is cute.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

3996.531

But then if your cup is not being filled or whatever, like if you're not being loved on and it's just you giving your body, that's a hard place to be in. Let's get into the comments.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4029.804

That's what I was worried about.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4091.224

This comment just wrecked me to my fucking core. Because it's like a power thing to be like, drop everything you're doing and come over here. I want to take a shower after that comment. There could be some juice to that. Yeah, and it's like a, stop it. Come over here.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4154.394

Okay, yeah. So then I think this is a control thing because that's freaky.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4175.626

Yeah, no, this turned. This made a turn. Uh-uh. This is bad.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

420.021

And we're like friends, but not like really close or close.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4212.089

Because he needs her fucking nipple? This guy's got to go on a walk. This guy's got to go to school. This guy's got to go to therapy. I'm like really freaked out by him.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4239.944

No, that's not fair. That's not fair.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

424.842

She was like, hey, someone dropped out and you were on my list that I couldn't make work because it was like a smaller wedding. Do you want to come? And I was like, I only want to go if I get a plus one. I was like, am I allowed to ask for a plus one that last minute? Yeah. But that makes me think of this because plus one stuff, talk about fairness, that always gets tricky with weddings.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4276.443

I would. Yeah. If I had like all the money in the world, I would just send him a sex doll every day or something and be like, but then, you know, that would confront him being like, oh, this isn't about the boob in my hand because, oh, you can give me all the boobs I want. And it's actually not about that. This is because you want to control another person.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4294.578

And that makes you insecure and tiny and dumb.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4324.387

That's why I'm bummed that her friends and her mom like didn't really pick up on it because it's so clearly not about the boob.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4378.559

I love what you just said because... Like there are so many bad dynamics in relationships that can't get broken because sometimes the people around you aren't giving you like the most, I don't know, but like, like this is such a, it's, it is a great tool that Reddit has become is to be like, you can have a group, a group, like a masses of people being like, this is red flag. This is red flag.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4402.058

We're all from all different parts of the world. And we're saying this isn't good. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4413.784

That's bad. Oh, my God. I love it. She's OK. I hate I hate this for her.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4432.04

Yeah. No, she's fine. I just like, I just hate that her support system isn't helping her right now.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4448.55

It's not about the boob.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4453.533

oh my god the prime of your life like the movie's just beginning it's just beginning and there are hot men in the movie who hold your face not just your boo yeah and he's 30 like not even a big age gap not even like a big poor guy's got a lot coming for him oh man your your rom-com's about to start and his tragedy's about to begin

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4505.775

Whoa. Option number two.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4518.691

Sorry to make you read both. I love both.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4524.585

So we go with death first, then the second one. Okay. Okay. And on a, yeah.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

453.477

Do I not have a plus one?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4542.461

Also, I just want to say, I really appreciate that on this show, you say how old it is. Yeah. Shane doesn't do that. So I don't know if it was like in the early 2000s.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4551.683

Or like, but now I like, I'm living in the same universe as his OP right now.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4574.296

I'm obsessed with you.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4577.539

You do? I'm ready. I don't know how to drive those, but have confidence enough to just like tell myself I can do it.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4592.15

Just like learn how to drive a big truck.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4604.597

No, it's good. Good. Good advice.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4606.098

a horse van i'll let you drive that yeah i forgot about that and i'll just practice for the end of the world yeah i won't let a horse go in there on our first trip around no no you should get a big truck that says two hot takes and it and it goes out in front of op's house it's like honk honk they're like move that bus and it's you being like get in here it's not about the boob you're safe here oh my god you show up to the wedding oh my god i need to brand my bus you need to brand your bus

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4922.197

I'm like, I'm just nauseous.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4947.131

Yeah. Why are you so fucking jealous and stupid of a ghost of a ghost or just grief? Like that's like, that's your partner's grief that you can't control and turn off and turn on and decide when it's been too long. Yeah. Too long? No. It's been 10 years. 10 years isn't even that long. Do you remember that?

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4976.037

10 years of Eleanor dying?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

4995.225

Do you remember there's a scene in Princess Diaries that blew up on TikTok recently where she's, like, she's walking with Lily, the, like, the, like, quirky girl. And she's like, you still sad about your dad dying? Hasn't it been, like, two months already? And someone was like, how did this get past... like the second draft. I missed that. It's a great, like fine. I have to send it to you.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5016.243

It's so funny. She's like, it's been like a month. Get over it already. You can't, you can't tell someone's grief what to do. I'm really, I really hate that for them. And I, what sucks about this is that it seems like it was between OP and his new partner. Yeah. But the only person that is the real like person getting affected by this is Chloe. Their daughter, right? Eleanor. Eleanor.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5043.792

No, I thought that was the wife. Chloe's the wife. Thank you. Wow. So you're good at this. I just feel bad for the daughter.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

505.828

And a wedding. Right? And your ex is there. And your new boo's there. That sounds like a lot.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5070.088

To throw away a VHS or whatever the hell it was is so drama.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5088.921

This has nothing to do with you.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5092.202

I was going to say, if this has to do with your relationship, then that's between you and an OP. This is not about her. I'm just so confused. Like if like I liked that this post included that like she's never feeling like, oh, I wish you were like this. I wish you were like my ex-wife like this or my late wife. He doesn't do that kind of stuff.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5112.795

And it's just for his daughter that this stuff comes up.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5134.763

Yeah. I also don't think he overreacted. He was asking after he's calmed down. I was like, did I overreact? No. I think every reaction you had is so specific to you and your daughter. And like no one, no mutual friend can be like, well, I know about this. So I can tell you you're overreacting. It's his it's his grief and his daughter's grief.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5168.557

Can everyone reach out to him? He's not being sensible.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5262.241

Here's the box, Wendy. She's not asking to see the footage. She just wants to know where it's located. That's so sus. Why? And premeditated.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5273.785

Oh, there's no way I'm not putting that stuff in the cloud when she's like eight or nine.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5284.571

But, like, that's why you back everything up.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5291.156

I feel so bad for them.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

532.467

little loose cannon like still actively trying to get back together like what's Leslie gonna do yeah Leslie might add on to her debt and like buy more clothes buy like a big outfit for this you know what I mean like these are like like we're coming in hot and then we're adding alcohol and a lake to the situation bye I'd say go peaceful like why can't OP just like support their friends and then like invite your boo over to the house yeah no that's messed up I get it it's their house I know I know

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5382.32

Some rose water, some holy water, some electrolytes, some therapy. Wendy. Wendy. Wendy.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5411.948

What a sick way to make this continue to go on if Wendy did that.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5496.179

Like, don't archive all the posts.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

5499.863

Yeah. Or, like, archive them and don't delete them.

Two Hot Takes

207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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I want them on the grid. They must stay. This is so dark. But I'm dead. I feel so bad. That was, those tapes, like, okay, I'm trying to understand, like, maybe a world where she, like, Wendy doesn't want, like, their wedding tape or something around.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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They're about the baby.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Yeah, I almost cried when you were reading.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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I can't get over a hit in the car because she knew he would go into the trash.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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And they're sitting in your fucking car. And he's crying. But you're going to text friends and tell them to text him that he's being overdramatic. But you won't go to your car and just get them? They were in the car. Can't you understand that you're in the wrong? Just...

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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That's like the nail on the coffin for me.

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Sir. Like something like this is so bold that if he moves on, something else is going to come up and he's going to feel like a fool if he ignores.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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I was going to say, how vintage. Okay. What do you want heads to be? Let's do heads the relationship. Heads the relationship? Okay. Okay. Flip.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Why they're not engaged. I'm just going to listen.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Because at some point you start picturing like the same person for all of these. I know. And they all own a gazebo. You know, and I'm like, no, no, no. This is a new person. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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That actually makes sense though. Be like, I'll host your wedding. I'll save you a lot of money. I don't want my ex here.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Yeah, I guess. I mean, it's giving like a girl who's like putting her cigarette out in like a big fire. Maybe that's dark. But like, yeah, maybe no. But I mean, it's just... No, I can see it.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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And she just was like, I mean, she's going through it too. She... Her fiancé. I mean, this and the other one made me think, like, when you've been wronged by a partner, are you allowed to, like, do two wrongs equal a right, right? Like, it's like, she's so pissed, and I get it. Yeah. Because she's like, that's so fucked up. So then she wants to do something fucked up back. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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But, I mean, she didn't have to, but I also don't blame her for doing that. I mean, she just told the truth.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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So they really swear it was just to transfer the sperm and that's it?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Ew. In and out. That's disgusting. That's it. Not that, but just like them being like, we didn't do anything. It's just this and that. It's like how Mormons soak or whatever. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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That I just I can't like it just like I know it's just like it's like a weird like stealing of bodily function. It's like it's like a weird like like I hope like I hope they were. I don't know the movie version. I'm like, oh, my God, they're in love with each other or whatever. But but she's like being like, no, it was just.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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He's like, I did nothing wrong. I just helped. He's like, isn't this what you wanted, bro? Yeah, exactly.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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What are you going to do now? Are they texting secret things? No matter what, a lie is a lie, right? Yeah. You're lying from your partner. You're hiding something from your partner and that's not good. And at the end of the day, she can be honest and tell who, if her, if their parents and grandparents or whoever want to know why they broke up, they were engaged, right? Yeah. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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I think she's allowed to tell them the truth. Why does she have to protect them?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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So OP, you know, the wheels were turning on that one. Yeah. And that takes, oof, that's hard. That's really hard. I don't envy them. That's a hard situation to be like, I'll do you this massive favor, but some of your family isn't in

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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ask him to actually fuck you it's also weird to put someone in the position to lie for somebody else right like oh yeah like were they ever gonna tell him yeah and so she's like did were they still having sex after she got pregnant Honestly, that's where it all lies. That's where it lies. Was it once?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Were you guys hanging out before?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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So you were just jerking it and then you really stuck it in right as... And then you're like, okay, we can all go back to our own partners now. Mission complete. Ew.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Mm hmm. Oh, my God. I mean, I can understand a world in which the girl leaving can be like, and all the families are like, why did you guys break up? And she's like, you have to talk to them.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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invited to the wedding yeah your cousin Kim your cousin can't come because then that puts honestly the couple in the hot seat who should be in the hot seat for this you're you know what I mean like you're asking your friends to do and your cousin to be in a weird situation so

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Best podcast setup I've ever experienced.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Yep. It's like you can't get mad when you're a bad person. In public. And you're getting mad that somebody else told you, told somebody else that you're a bad person. No. Like, don't tell anybody, please. No. You messed up. Don't be bad. You messed up in every timeline, so now everybody knows. You can't hide it.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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What a blast. If you ever need anyone to drive a bus, go pick somebody up.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Yeah. I need my glasses.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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See, I need to get contacts. And I've been dragging my feet. And it's making my eyesight worse. This is for another time.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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And my car glasses. I'm always losing them. Anyway.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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I should just stay in my car.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Okay. My mom was so drama growing up. So I think that's why I'm scared of them.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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You don't want chicken nugget in your eye.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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What are you working on? What's going on? Working on getting a bus license. You can just find me on Instagram. For some reason, someone has my handle. Well, someone has my handle without my middle name, so I added my middle name, but now it looks like I'm trying to be so cool. So my handle is Angela Giovanna Geritana. That's my full name. It's very intense. Giovanna? Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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It was supposed to be Angela Giovanna Geritana. My mom goes, that's a little too Italian if it has an A in the middle. So it's Angela Giovanna Geritana. As if that's less Italian.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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It's a lot. And I'm like. It's not a lot. If only this woman. She's like a 70 year old in Sicily. Would just give me at Angela Geritana. Everything would be easier.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Oh my God. That could be anything.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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I watched that video of, I just watched Amanda and Tommy together with you was during Christmas is my favorite time. I love it.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Yeah. I went on his show for his first season. Okay. Now it's in the second season.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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I know. Look at him go. He's a fucking machine.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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If anything, I'm going to plug my podcast, which is Artists on Artists on Artists, but also Serving Cut, which is Tommy Bowes.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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This commenter sounds like she's from my family. A little Jedi mind trick manipulation. This sounds a little Italian being like, oops, why don't we just detente? No one do, no one, it's not a word like, like, like surrender, like put it, it might be the wrong definition of the word.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Yeah, truly. Never have a comfy chair over there.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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But like being like, okay, hands up. No one, no one, no one does this.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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And we all just show up and no one brings a boo. That's a good way to do it.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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You're like, I'm here at the gazebo right now. It's a mess. Live from the gazebo.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Yeah, you know, that's just gets you on your toes.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Yeah. And then if someone spills like a big bottle of chilled red on your nice rug, insurance will cover it. That can't be real.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Be fine on your couch.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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For couches or anything?

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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I just bought a white couch.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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And I feel, I already bought one of those small little vacuum cleaners because I want it like in the crevices because I'm so paranoid. Yeah.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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See, my ex-boyfriend had the Co. I'll take you to the Co.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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So that might be a failure like in the like bill of rights of this or whatever is like don't offer it unless you mean it you can't rescind because i think if the couple thought of this in before it happened yeah they could have probably avoided this and just not given leslie or op a plus one it's an intimate wedding 75 people like that's on the smart like smaller yeah it's smaller so i'm like

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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They should have just said no plus ones. If I was asking my friend whose land it was and my cousin's was their ex, I think I would have saw this coming. I'm sorry. And I wouldn't have been like, I'm not giving you the power.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Those make me look a lot funnier than I actually am.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Leslie should do a little like my best friend's wedding moment and get like a friend to like be their fake partner. I love that movie. They get a movie. Iconic. Julia Roberts shows up. Cameron Diaz. The security for the event. They're really hot too.

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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana

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Oops, I fell into the lake. Help me. Help, help.