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You Can't Pick Your Family... | Reading Reddit Stories

Sat, 08 Feb 2025

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Family drama is always so juicy. Go to https://Quince.com/pitreddit for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 1:14 I purchase my sister's OF content https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1i7yj4n/i_purchase_all_of_my_sisters_of_content_am_i_wrong/ 10:20 I cancelled the monthly family dinner https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1esxi7v/aita_for_telling_my_family_no_more_to_monthly/ 23:19 My sister named her kid the same name as my dog https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1i1wo6x/aita_for_refusing_to_demote_my_dog_after_my/ 30:46 I took pictures at a family wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1dpzsyn/aita_for_doing_a_half_ass_job_taking_family/ 37:59 My in-laws have a problem with my guest bedroom https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1hxg6f8/aitah_for_having_two_twin_beds_in_my_guest_room/ 43:49 AITA for taking my daughter to Disneyland https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15wh54l/aita_for_taking_my_daughter_to_disneyland/ 59:12 Need a fake kid to piss off my wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1i06kiv/need_a_fake_kid_to_piss_off_my_wife/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode on family drama?

0.558 - 16.269 Shayne Topp

Hello, welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is family. Notorious for being extremely chill. Zero issues. Family. Joining me are two people who I consider family. Angela and Chance.

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17.813 - 24.315 Angela Giarratana

Okay, what family member would I be to you? Ooh, that's tough. We're both your cousins.

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24.395 - 25.155 Shayne Topp

Yeah, cousins.

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25.175 - 28.016 Chanse McCrary

You're obsessed with cousins. No, I'm not. I just feel like that's the energy.

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28.176 - 31.737 Shayne Topp

I think the energy that we have oftentimes is like cousin energy.

31.897 - 32.097 Chanse McCrary

Yeah.

32.357 - 34.518 Shayne Topp

I think that's fair to say. I'm sorry that I yelled at you about the cousins.

34.658 - 35.618 Chanse McCrary

It's okay. It's family.

35.638 - 37.799 Angela Giarratana

It's family.

Chapter 2: Is it okay to secretly support a family member's OnlyFans?

71.739 - 77.942 Shayne Topp

Okay. Shall we get into these? Yeah. Our first story was posted less than 24 hours ago as of reading this.

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82.084 - 82.904 Chanse McCrary

This was a Kiana pic.

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84.345 - 94.149 Shayne Topp

I can tell it's a Kiana pic. Kiana just finds, she lasers in on the craziest stories. She does. Okay, so as of reading this, this came out less than 24 hours ago.

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94.229 - 94.529 Unknown

Oh my god!

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94.589 - 103.481 Shayne Topp

This is from True Off My Chest. This is a confession someone made. I purchase all of my sister's OnlyFans content. Am I wrong?

103.621 - 110.272 Chanse McCrary

What the hell? Okay, support local business. You did the exact turn I did.

111.289 - 111.709 Shayne Topp

Okay.

111.95 - 114.352 Chanse McCrary

The turn, I was like, no, aw.

115.853 - 153.132 Shayne Topp

Let's find out where this goes. As the title says, I purchase all of my sister's OnlyFans content. A paltry $200 to $500 every two-ish weeks. What? For obvious reasons, this is a throwaway. Now let me explain. Okay. Here comes my sister's OnlyFans she started before the first child and was very vocal about it. I ignored it for the most part because I didn't care.

Chapter 3: Why did someone cancel their monthly family dinners?

1339.035 - 1343.458 Chanse McCrary

Like you being there doesn't stop the fact that he should have ended that.

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1343.859 - 1344.639 Angela Giarratana

Right then and there.

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1344.899 - 1346.641 Chanse McCrary

You don't have to be visiting for him to shut that down.

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1346.681 - 1346.941 Angela Giarratana

No.

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1347.341 - 1348.162 Chanse McCrary

It should have been shut down.

1348.562 - 1348.802 Unknown

Yeah.

1349.883 - 1351.024 Chanse McCrary

But in some family dynamics.

1351.184 - 1358.517 Unknown

In some family dynamics. And this is very much like the dad speaks and when the dad is speaking, you don't speak until spoken to. Yeah.

1358.537 - 1361.298 Chanse McCrary

So how'd you feel alienated? Yeah, I'm like, so yes.

Chapter 4: Should I change my pet's name if a family member's baby has the same name?

3318.919 - 3325.485 Chanse McCrary

I'm sorry it's insensitive. I'm laughing. I just cannot believe this took that turn. I thought we were mad at Disneyland for something they did.

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3325.785 - 3346.549 Angela Giarratana

Can I tell you, I knew it. I felt it. I was like, he's cheating at Disneyland. I thought it was gonna be at least at Disneyland. Yeah. It's not even there. So that there's a cursed memory to it. Yeah. I mean, there is a bad memory to it. You just found out that he was cheating at, like, he wasn't cheating at Disneyland, but you found out there. That doesn't make any sense.

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3346.649 - 3353.29 Chanse McCrary

Once my dad was really, really hungry, and he was in a grumpy mood, and we went to, for some reason, we were going to this sandwich place, Toto's? Toto's.

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3353.63 - 3353.93 Shayne Topp

Togo's?

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3353.95 - 3370.278 Chanse McCrary

Togo's, Togo's. And they fucked up our order and my dad got so angry he said we can never go back there again. And I feel like I haven't been since because I'm loyal to my father because they fucked up his tuna. But like, but this is like, this is like.

3371.218 - 3371.699 Angela Giarratana

Next level.

3371.819 - 3375.22 Chanse McCrary

I just will never forget the image of my dad going, we're never going to Togo's again.

3375.24 - 3380.102 Shayne Topp

It's so funny. That makes sense though. Yeah, this is. That somehow makes more sense.

3380.122 - 3381.103 Chanse McCrary

This is just.

Chapter 5: How do family dynamics change with new in-laws?

3630.016 - 3632.578 Shayne Topp

I'll give you a little info up front after you take the job.

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3634.67 - 3635.91 Chanse McCrary

Has the job already been filled?

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3636.07 - 3653.476 Shayne Topp

This is awesome. I think the story already happened. There's some comments here. This sounds like a bad idea, but please post a follow-up once you go through with it. OP says, worst case scenario, okay, yeah, this could go badly, but sometimes being right in a marriage is worth it. Someone said, I don't think this is one of those topics. I don't think that's a quote.

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3654.417 - 3657.762 Shayne Topp

No, I don't think anyone's ever said that before. I don't think anyone's ever said that.

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3657.782 - 3662.128 Chanse McCrary

That's like some guy's stand-up tagline for his tour.

3662.248 - 3684.41 Shayne Topp

Sometimes being right is worth it. divorced the comedy special. Someone said, LMAO, this is a terrible idea, but I'll do it, mid-20s. Producer note, lots of similar comments to that one. This subreddit is rharrisonberg, so it is posted in a local subreddit. There's a subreddit for just about every city and town, right? So you can post there being like, hey,

3685.672 - 3709.14 Shayne Topp

People post on subreddits being like, oh, hey, I have a spare guitar I'm trying to sell. Anyone here want to buy it? You can do anything. Or like, I'm trying to organize a thing this weekend here. So this is what this guy's trying to do. He's trying to find someone in his town to be his child. Okay. Update. But first, do you think this is going to be good or bad? Uh... I don't know, Shane.

3709.16 - 3710.142 Chanse McCrary

I think kind of both.

3710.162 - 3714.209 Shayne Topp

I think it's gonna be funny. Yeah. Okay. Like, I think no matter what, it's gonna be funny.

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