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Sat, 25 Jan 2025
Sometimes it feels good to confess something...sometimes you should take the secret to your grave. 0:00 Intro 2:03 I shit my pants during a job interview https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1cifhj7/i_shit_my_pants_during_job_interview_last_week/ 7:12 I understand my bf's native language and he doesn't know https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1b50r8w/my_boyfriend_doesnt_know_that_i_understand/ 16:06 My ex's gf blames me for ruining her engagement https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/18v9wj5/i_made_a_comment_to_my_ex_husband_when_we_signed/ 25:36 I stole from a museum https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1f1amhl/i_stole_from_a_museum_as_a_child_and_i_dont_mean/ 34:55 My husband sleeps with his ex wife https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/1btga2x/married_mistress_left_vacancy/ 40:43 I threw an adult doll along the roadside https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1d6jvcn/i_threw_a_adultdoll_along_the_roadside_there_were/ 46:14 My MIL cut my hair in my sleep https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1h7kbql/my_motherinlaw_cut_my_hair_in_my_sleep_because/ 59:20 I bought my sister's wedding dress https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1fnktxa/i_bought_my_sisters_wedding_dress/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Andre Gardere Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Art Intern: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Production Intern: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What embarrassing incident happened during a job interview?
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Hello and welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane and today's theme is confessions. We have some spicy confessions today and I'm joined by two people who have confessions to make. Just kidding.
On my driver's license, it says I'm 6'5", but I lied about it. I'm 6'4". That's crazy. When I got it, I just said, hey, I'll just give myself room to grow. Just in case I could grow a late extra inch. That's pretty insane. Get that hashtag extra inch. I'm sorry.
I'll give a confession.
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Chapter 2: What secret does a girlfriend keep about understanding her boyfriend's language?
Okay.
Now that I know that this is a very successful podcast, I'm extra nervous today.
What did you, had you not?
I knew, but I didn't know.
Oh, okay. I had another, someone came up to me, I was at Mythical yesterday, and one of the editors came up and he was like, yo, he's like, my wife, like, listens to Reddit stories. She had no idea it was, like, Smosh related or anything.
I think everyone calls it just Reddit.
Yeah, and he was like, she was listening to it, and I was like, and he was like, oh, I know Trevor, like, he's on that. He's, like, listening to him in the car. Yeah.
so another it's definitely odd because when we're filming it's just such a chill little time and it's such a smosh video to me yeah and i forget that not smosh videos are also other things like reddit podcasts you know it's like two things in one it feels like yeah it's it's a trip yeah it's scary man a lot of pressure it is a lot of pressure like someone's driving right now
They're driving right now.
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Chapter 3: How did a comment at a divorce signing affect a new relationship?
You're in your car. Let's just, hey, if you're in your car listening to this podcast, just take a few seconds to close your eyes and really just take a deep breath and lock in for these stories.
All right, well, I have been told by our producers that these confessions are wild. So let's buckle up. Our first confession. This is awesome. This comes from True Off My Chest. Someone wrote, I shit my pants during job interview last week.
No, man. That happens to not everyone.
I shit my pants during job interview last week. Does it say during job interview? During job interview. Not during my job. Not during the job interview. Not during a job interview. During job interview. During job interview. I know this sounds absurd, but exactly what the title reads. I had a job interview last week and I shit my pants during it.
I do not know what messed up my stomach, but just before the interview, I felt that burning urge of going to the toilet. I felt something was wrong, but hoped I could sort it out in 10 minutes. Boy, I was wrong. I literally shit my bowels out, but still felt like doing more. I checked my phone and it was time for the interview. No. Wow.
The COO told me I am a great fit for the position and I got the final offer. Three times annual salary of what I previously made with great benefits. I did not know if I should cry or laugh at that time. I just left the call after final sayings. I had to throw my chair out and get a new one. It was a shitty interview, but with a great ending.
I'll probably tell this one to my grandchildren in the future. Okay, so it was a video call. I was gonna say. It's a video call, which means it's totally fine.
Video call and they got the job.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What confession involves stealing an ancient artifact?
Could you imagine shitting yourself and you didn't get the job?
That would have been tough. If I'm on a video call and I have to shit my pants, I'm like, maybe I'm going to try to get through this. Because I understand delaying a video call almost reads worse than if you're at the office. Yeah. And it's like, they know you're there. Yeah. You have to go use the restroom. Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's crazy. I can't, honestly, mad respect for being able to poop your pants and just let it happen and keep yourself cool, collected, and get the job. That's impressive.
That almost might impress them more if after the interview you go, just so you know, I shit my pants during this, and I maintained composure. So I want you to know.
So I think we should look at four times my salary and not three times.
If we're looking at a merger, if we're looking at some sort of negotiation, I'm going to be able to handle the heat.
Okay, go with me on this. Have you ever thought, like with the Zoom calls since pandemic, have you ever thought you could take it into the toilet and do the call?
No, because the background would very clearly be a bathroom.
See, my old place didn't look, and I always went, I could take, it's crazy. But I just wanted to know if other people thought that. What if you were shitting your pants and you were just like, just take it with you so it's not a mess? That's disgusting.
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