You did it! You clicked another Reddit video! Head to https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/pitreddit50 and use code pitreddit50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. 0:00 Intro 2:18 I faked an eye injury, ruining my bday party https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1c2d4pg/aita_for_faking_a_serious_eye_injury_making_my/ 7:50 We won’t throw her a bachelorettes if we’re not invited to the wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f86iij/wibta_if_i_tell_my_friend_her_bridesmaids_wont_be/ 20:44 I left during my wife’s labor https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/i7tiy9/aita_for_leaving_during_my_wifes_labor/ 34:35 I didn’t get the same bridesmaid dress https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1g6d620/aita_for_not_getting_the_same_dress_as_the_other/ 48:39 I refused to attend my mom’s renaissance themed party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1bbfsww/aita_for_refusing_to_attend_my_moms_renaissance/ 56:11 My friend didn’t recognize my kid thus ruining her marriage https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1g6pcee/aita_for_teasing_my_friend_about_not_recognizing/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Art Intern: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Production Intern: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What funny party stories do they share?
Hey, das ist für dich. Egal wie du frühstückst. Ob mit deinem Lieblingsmüsli, einer fruchtigen Bowl oder cremig schaumigen Kaffee. Mit Alpro wird jedes Frühstück einfach für einen gesunden Start in den Tag. Mit wertvollen Vitaminen und Mineralien. Ohne Zuckerzusatz. Und immer phantastisch lecker. Alpro.
Hallo, willkommen zu Reddit-Stories, ich bin Shane und heute ist es um Partys, Begegnungen und so weiter. Wir haben Gebäude, wir haben all diese Sachen heute. Und ich bin mit zwei meinen Freunden, Angela und Chance. Juhu! These are obviously going to be celebrations gone wrong. Oh, it's not like happy ending.
Chapter 2: Why did someone fake an eye injury at their birthday?
The nature of these stories are rarely just like, and everything's good and everyone's happy. This is not a wholesome episode. I don't believe so. Have you been at parties or celebrations that have gone wrong? Absolut.
Absolut. Meine Familie hat mir für mein 16. Geburtstag bei Bubba Gump eine Überraschung angeboten. Und ich hasse die Aufmerksamkeit, wenn ich es nicht kontrollieren kann. Und ich bin da reingeworfen, habe alle gesehen, habe mich verletzt, habe angefangen zu schreien und bin rausgegangen. Und du bist zurückgekommen? Dann musste mein Vater mich holen. Wo warst du?
Ich war nur ein Teenager und ich weinte draußen. Und ich dachte mir, ich will das nicht. Ich hasse das. Ich hasse das. Weil es waren alle meine Moms Freunde. Es waren nicht meine Freunde. Sie hatte zwei Freunde aus meiner Schule, aber die anderen waren wie meine Cousins. Und ich war so, ich will das nicht tun. Ich mag keine Aufmerksamkeit. Und dann wollte mein Vater mich aufhalten.
Und die Wachter dachten, mein Vater würde mich schaden. Weil ich so war, geh weg von mir. Geh weg. Wow. Ja.
Ich bin zu ein paar Überraschungsfeiern gegangen, wo das Paar aufsteht. Es waren beide zwei verschiedene Paare, aber sie kämpften natürlich direkt vor dem Überraschungsfeier, direkt vor dem Überraschungsfeier. Und sie kamen in die Tür und es war einfach, man konnte sagen, dass sie das Feierabend nicht wollten. Sie wollten die Leute nicht sehen und sie mussten durch das Feierabend sitzen.
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Chapter 3: What happened when a couple had a surprise party fight?
Und dann, eine der Feierabende, wo das passiert ist, endeten sie in der Mitte durch. They couldn't stop butting heads. Really awkward. Yikes. But hey, there was drinks, there was food. At least there was that.
I was having a good time.
Okay. Let's get into these stories. First one. Am I the asshole for faking a serious eye injury, making my mom faint, and ruining my birthday party? So this happened at Bubba Gump. Yeah. Alright, my mom thinks the height of humor is to smash me and my siblings' faces into our birthday cake. I have no idea why, but it amuses her to smash our faces into birthday cake.
I just turned 15 and I told her that if she planned to do that to me again, I would rather not have a cake or even a party. She promised that she would not do it and she was upset that I threatened to not attend if she planned it without that promise. I knew she was lying because I know her. So I made a plan with my friends. One of them does cosplay and helped me out with a very basic trick.
The other two that were there were there to play along and make it worse. When my mom smashed my face into the cake, as expected, I screamed like I was shot. I took the patch I had in my hand and pulled my face away from the cake and put my hand on my eye. The patch had a stub of candle that stuck out between my fingers and some fake blood. Ja.
I didn't get in trouble because I showed my dad the text showing that my mom had promised not to do the cake thing. But my mom is pissed that I made her look bad and like a liar because I showed everyone the text because they were all mad at me to begin with. I think that if she hadn't lied, then nothing would have happened. So this is all on her.
I love the receipts! Justice!
It is! You said you wouldn't. You did. Now you faint, bitch.
Das ist so lustig!
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Chapter 4: What are the repercussions of leaving during labor?
Was ich sagen will, ist auch, haben sie einen zweiten Kuchen? Nein. Du schmischst jemanden ins Gesicht mit dem Kuchen. Ich esse nicht das Kuchen.
Niemand isst das Kuchen.
Ja, du verpasst das Kuchen. Das ist so ein Verlust des Kuchens. Sie nennen keinen zweiten Kuchen. Nein. Aber ich weiß nicht. Ich bin kein großer Fan von dem, dass man jemanden ins Gesicht mit dem Kuchen schmischt. Kann es lustig sein? Ja, wenn jeder cool damit ist. Ist das nicht auch eine Sache, wenn es um Gebäude geht?
Wahrscheinlich machen das einige, aber nur, wenn Leute lachen und es machen wollen.
Hey, mach es! Mach es! Bitte, bitte! Ein paar Kommentare. Du hast ihr nicht so ausgesprochen wie ein Lüfter, sie hat das selbst gemacht.
Someone else said, not the asshole. Smashing someone's face in the cake is classic narcissist behavior. It turns the focus back on them while taking the person being celebrated down a peg. Her reaction is typical of a cornered narcissist as well. As a mother, I honestly cannot wrap my mind around how any parent could be this casually cruel to their children.
You're not the asshole, but your mother is fucking awful. I would never speak to her again. What an absolute... I love my mom so much but i did grow up and
Meiner Bruders Geburtstag war auch ein bisschen ihr Feierabend. Sie würde immer Überraschungsfeier machen, weil sie es liebte. Als wir Kinder waren, war es ein großes Thema, dass wir es wählen würden. Aber es war so, dass einige Eltern das wirklich genießen. Und manchmal ein bisschen ausgedrückt werden. Ich stimme dazu. Aber es scheint auch jemand zu sein, der lacht, wenn Menschen fallen.
You know what I mean?
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Chapter 5: Why did someone refuse to wear the same bridesmaid dress?
Okay. Okay. Ich mag das nicht, weil das Fake ist.
No, it's not fake. It's not fake. It didn't happen. It's just that they're planning on doing something.
I know, okay.
Would I be the asshole if I tell my friend her, in quotations, bridesmaids won't be throwing her an extensive bachelorette party if we aren't invited to the wedding? If we? We. The bridesmaids. We will find out. The bridesmaids won't be throwing her.
This girl wants, I'm guessing this girl wants a bachelorette and is going to like a lope or something.
Okay. So I, 27 year old woman, am friends with Jane, 28 year old woman. Jane and her fiance Brad, who's 29, recently got engaged. Jane is one of my best friends and we have known each other since college. When talking about our future weddings, Jane has always expressed that she wants me and a handful of our other closest friends to be her bridesmaids and to have a destination wedding.
When I saw Jane and Brad the day they got engaged, one of the first things Jane said to me was how excited she was for me and our other friend to be her bridesmaids. This was about a month ago. However, now that Jane and Brad have started looking at wedding planning, they have decided to have a tiny destination wedding in Colorado and only their immediate family will be invited to save money.
They also plan on having a casual party for all the rest of their family and friends after, but there will be no ceremony or sit-down dinner and there will very clearly not be a second wedding. Even though I was disappointed and hurt to hear that I would not be invited to the actual wedding, I understand that it is their right to have whatever kind of wedding they want.
And if it is not important to her that her best friends be there, that's her choice. But what irked me is that Jane still expects a bridal shower, a long weekend trip to an expensive destination for her bachelorette party, and mentioned a registry for wedding gifts.
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Chapter 6: What are the complications of a themed party?
It's kind of a... Und so ist es so, oh, aber dieses Werk ist noch erwartet von mir, auch wenn der Plan jetzt verändert ist. Und das Problem ist, es hat angefangen, als eine Geburtstag, in der sie Teil von all dem war, und dann hat es gewechselt. Und jetzt ist sie nicht Teil davon. Ich wundere, ob die Bride... Ich denke,
Assuming that your friends will throw you a weekend getaway somewhere and you not like kind of leading the charge is, I think that's the disconnect, right? Like, it's like, they're like, oh, we're doing all this and then we don't get to like do the other, like, does that make sense? Like, it's like, I understand that, but
Like, some of the best Bachelorettes are when the bride is kind of like, hey, this is what I would like to do. I have these plans. And then you let everyone else decide how they want to contribute.
Yeah, I think with how the bride is now going about this wedding, it sounds like that's more the vibe. Like, they've pared it down a lot. And it's like, with that, it's like, hey, it's not about... Because I agree, you're talking about, oh, this will be a really fun thing, but the bride is still...
Framing it in this more traditional sense as opposed to, hey guys, do we want to just go do something really fun? Yeah. And we all do it together as opposed to, you need to throw me a party.
Exactly.
Oh, and like throwing out a hint of like, oh, Scottsdale would be fun. Yes. That's a lot of work of then like, okay, cool.
And then you miss bride, get the Airbnb, you plan the trip and tell the bridesmaids where we get to celebrate.
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Chapter 7: How did a friend's recognition impact their marriage?
I have a feeling that the bride did all of that. She wouldn't be writing this post. She'd be like, oh yeah, it's fine. We're doing a different thing.
No, I think she thinks, I think, Die einzige Grund, warum sie sich darüber verletzt fühlt, ist, wenn der Bruder all die Arbeit auf sie macht. Does that make sense?
Or she's assuming that the bride is going to put all the work on her. Yes, exactly. It's sounding like that though, right? So then, then I kind of understand. I don't think they've gotten to that point yet. True.
But then I kind of understand it because you're like, hey, you want your cake and eat it too. Like you want to have the wedding part with us and we have to do all that work and then you get to go away. And then we're going to spend all this money and then we don't get to like, then like go to a party that you also planned because what also is like special about weddings is like,
Die Geburt, manchmal ist es anders für jede Kultur und jede Person und jedes Staat, aber manchmal ist es der Bruder und der Bruder, der sagt, komm mit uns feiern, richtig? Und wir lieben euch, also werden wir euch füllen und wir werden das zusammen machen. Also ist die Bachelorette die Art und Weise, wie die Mädchen zurückgeben können zu den Brüdern.
I just did a Bachelorette literally a month ago and it was so clear that her wedding, my friend whose wedding it was, that was so much a labor of love for her and her family to put on for the family and her friends. Und die Bachelorette war einfach nur wir, die gesagt haben, hey, sie hat viel Arbeit auf ihrem Blatt. Lasst uns einfach einen schönen Wochenende weg machen.
Und sie hat den Spot gekauft, sie hat uns alles gegeben. Aber dann waren wir so, lass uns das mit Dingen füllen, die sie liebt, damit sie das nicht planen muss. Also es war ein bisschen wie ein I scratch your back, you scratch my back, ein bisschen wie eine schmerzhafte Gibung, richtig?
Und ich denke, die einzige Grund, warum diese Frau wahrscheinlich sagt, dass das verdammt ist, ist, weil sie sich nicht zurückgeben fühlt. Und es ist nur, serviert mich, serviert mich, und dann gehe ich weg und feiere das. Und du kannst nicht mal dabei sein.
I don't think she'll be the asshole for going and saying, hey, I don't think I want to go through with this now that the plan has changed. I don't think she's an asshole for that. I don't think that's even the conversation now of if you're an asshole or not, as much as just like, hey, the plans have changed, so go about it now that the plans have changed. Do a different thing now.
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