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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

I Do NOT Feel Safe | Reading Reddit Stories

Sat, 29 Mar 2025

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Stories to make you suspicious of EVERYONE! Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.  PODCAST: https://smo.sh/PitRedditSpotify https://smo.sh/PitRedditiHeart https://smo.sh/PitRedditApple 0:00 Intro 3:22 My roommate was sleeping under my bed for months https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1gfeaga/aita_for_being_angry_that_my_roommate_was/ 14:10 Sponsor 15:29 My student made a creepy comment https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ighfz4/my_30f_student_18m_made_a_super_creepy_comment_my/ 31:29 Everything in my house is turning green https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1i73jan/everything_in_my_house_is_turning_green/ 39:28 My husband got fired for harassing a coworker https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1j339qp/my_36f_husband_41m_got_fired_for_harassing_a/ 56:41 Hairstylist has been keeping my hair https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1gyjg1o/hairstylist_has_been_takingkeeping_my_hair/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Set Decorator: Carly Hough Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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Chapter 1: What are the stories featured in this episode?

0.529 - 25.061 Shayne Topp

Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today we have some real scary stories. They're not true crime, but they are really scary, so viewer discretion is advised. None of these get to extreme levels, but there is some disturbing things in here, so just be warned. But I'm joined with two people who do like true crime and scary things, Amanda and Angela.

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25.754 - 27.855 Amanda Lehan-Canto

Our alibis are here on set at Smosh.

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28.115 - 42.224 Angela Giarratana

Yeah, we have our location and we've already had our fingerprints and we've left multiple traces of where we are and we've told our family. The doors are locked. Okay, great. We have a change of clothes just in case. We're ready for a good time.

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44.273 - 54.86 Shayne Topp

Um, so these are real scary stories, but you, what do you like about true crime or just watching? Cause I, I have a hard time with it. I like horror movies, but I like supernatural stuff.

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54.96 - 62.605 Angela Giarratana

You know, like at Christmas time when you turn on the fire and you have a warm little blanket and you're like, that's us with, um, detectives in their sixties.

62.665 - 63.006 Amanda Lehan-Canto

Yeah.

63.046 - 63.386 Shayne Topp

Yeah.

63.686 - 65.267 Amanda Lehan-Canto

This week was hard. Yeah.

65.527 - 73.468 Angela Giarratana

Yeah. This week was hard. Boom, boom, boom. And I just saw them all flash between my eyes. And you're like, yeah.

Chapter 2: Why was the roommate sleeping under the bed?

1889.204 - 1895.767 Shayne Topp

OP writes, everything in my house is turning green, including the ham and the eggs.

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1896.587 - 1898.088 Angela Giarratana

Hey, no, no.

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1898.108 - 1901.029 Amanda Lehan-Canto

Just read, you're just supposed to read.

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1902.75 - 1911.214 Angela Giarratana

Oh my God, she's awful. This is what she does when she watches TV. Guarantee it. I'm like, I don't wanna hear all that, go. Everything in our house is turning green.

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1911.274 - 1924.134 Shayne Topp

This is what your TV sees when you're watching a true crime documentary? Stop talking, just salt it. Go to that. Okay, so this came from the subreddit of Cleaning Tips, which we've never done a story from Cleaning Tips before.

1924.195 - 1929.136 Amanda Lehan-Canto

Yeah. Probably, usually a boring subreddit, it feels. Yeah. I mean, interesting.

1929.336 - 1930.156 Shayne Topp

Cleaning is fun.

1930.456 - 1938.398 Amanda Lehan-Canto

I like cleaning. I mean, I like it. I just think it's boring. Okay. And that's fair. That's fair. They're going to roast me.

1938.458 - 1971.567 Shayne Topp

Yeah. All right. Oh, my God. it turned green.

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